Reviews for Oh, Bella Swan!
Almost an Actress chapter 1 . 11/6/2012
Well, you're hatin' on Twilight, I see. That was funny and creative. I'm neutral about Twilight.
Mintyfresh123 chapter 1 . 1/1/2011
Love this! Finally someone actually agrees with me!

Ps: I bet this was incredibly fun to write!
MrsPeelWe'reNeeded chapter 1 . 6/19/2010
A great poem fic. Very well written.
ill-stay-nameless chapter 1 . 4/5/2010
I just want to say if someone really does have this username im sorry if twilight fans get upset at them esp if they are a twilight fan. that would be funny though.

all i wanted to say was that i totally agree with you. she doesnt have a fanfic but my friend has a lttle pin that says:

S.V.C.U.

Because vampires shouldnt sparkle

svcu stands for sparkling vampire control unit. in the background is 2 wooden stakes shaped like a X
weasley-twins-41 chapter 1 . 3/6/2010
ROFL
Waymirec chapter 1 . 2/23/2010
Lol, so true, so true. Finally someone that understands. Vampires don't sparkle! Its just unheard of, and frilly, and not vampires. If they were fairies it would be different. Maybe make more sense (even though fairies are probably cooler than that.)

I enjoyed this very much. I'm a fan of Twilight, but that doesn't mean I don't notice how ridiculous the characters can be. Sparkles, pssh.
JustaSchmuck chapter 1 . 2/23/2010
omg omg omg omg! Luv it, and I totally agree. XD XD

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