|Reviews for Silent Auction|
| jk chapter 16 . 9/10
why would alice mention that shit right in front of all the others? what the hell is wrong with that stupid bitch?
oh Edwards gonna have control issues with thongs...why would she say that in front of esme...heres an idea alice stop being a perverted voyer and for once shut your god damn mouth...
shes the most annoying character
| jk chapter 15 . 9/10
why is bella always saying stupid shit?
she really pointed and said what is that? are you deformed? what a fucking stupid bitch...Edward could do sooooo much better
| jk chapter 14 . 9/10
why are you writing bella so fucking vapid? shes ditzy.
she sees a box on someones porch and she immediately thinks its hers...even though theres seven people living there...and they had just ordered her shit like a few hours before so we all know it wont show up for days and she thinks omg its a box it must be mine and runs for the door like an idiot?
shes just so dumb...like that shit with the garlic ...jasper was the one that bought it and brought it home...but she screams like a moron about it killing them... I want to slap the stupid off her face
I'm losing respect for your main character...you should watch that shit
| jk chapter 8 . 9/9
bella fell apart way to quick don't you think...I mean one second shes cooking and being a dumb shit then shes checking out Emmett then BAM shes crying like a little bitch...think bella use your brain I know you have at least part of one somewhere Edward payed 250,000 dollars for you and their all being so nice do you really think they'll just give you back?
| jk chapter 6 . 9/9
bella was looking like a less annoying, less ...stupid version for the first 5 chapters and then bam you pulled that stupid ass shit about garlic...I mean seriously jasper fucking bought it and brought it home and your dumb enough to think it can kill them...how embarrassing
I lost respect for bella with that dumb shit...you should cut that part.
and then telling a vamp that wants to know what that wonderful smell is oh its eggplant parmigiana...seriously? you stupid bitch? really? bella...eeeeerrrrr don't start that crap
| BridieM chapter 7 . 1/8
I do love this story and how the characters interact with each other. Your sense of humour doesn't hurt either. :D
| TinaF chapter 44 . 12/5/2014
| Saint Genevieve chapter 13 . 8/3/2014
Oops: not 21, kitkat681.
| Saint Genevieve chapter 12 . 8/3/2014
Kitkat21, you are funny and a good writer!
| Siriusmunchkin chapter 44 . 7/19/2014
The story was a lot of fun and laughs.
| Siriusmunchkin chapter 40 . 7/19/2014
So just maybe someone is filling Alice full of bad visions. Making her see what they want her to see, not what is real.
| Siriusmunchkin chapter 38 . 7/19/2014
Was it really Chelsea or someone else who broke the bond?
| Siriusmunchkin chapter 36 . 7/19/2014
The ring they used in Eclipse was the ugliest thing I have seen in a long time. Just sayin'
| Siriusmunchkin chapter 32 . 7/19/2014
Hope they put Corin out of her misery and added her to the fire.
| Siriusmunchkin chapter 31 . 7/19/2014
Never piss off a Mama Bear!