|Reviews for Nursery Rhymes for the Damned|
| Welcome To Stark Tower chapter 4 . 7/27/2013
I found this chapter kinds of funny, but i also found it kind of cute...don't ask me why because I am very weird.
| Reaper.death chapter 5 . 3/4/2013
Ah...this is too dark. I love it.
| Shiragiku-chaan chapter 14 . 2/17/2013
I like it.
| Kyuubi's Angel of Darkness chapter 14 . 2/12/2013
You are an amazing writter! This is unbelieveable! Completely amazing story and disturbingly comforting to read. I love it love it love it! You seriously just launched yourself into my top 5 favorite authors!
| That Shy Quiet Girl chapter 14 . 2/9/2013
I love your Nursery rhymes. I think Ino's is one of my favorites, it's just so beautiful and sad and fitting.
I hope you manage to update soon.
Maybe something about Chouji?
| caitylee2003 chapter 14 . 6/19/2012
Ino's actually made me cry. :(
I loved this though
| Wildlark chapter 14 . 6/5/2012
With the prospect that you will probably kill me for daring to look at your old Naruto fics, I'm going all-out and giving a short review for all of these stories. Yes, I read all of them. I've decided this will be my note for when you kill me...because that's what people do, don't they? Leave a note. (You'll probably kill me a second time for that. Unless this is one of those times where that's impossible and instead you forget to leave a tip. :3 )
Anyways, a review, shall we?
1. Well, I have a secret...I have not read or watched Naruto. Shock! Awe! Horror! Now that that's out of the way, it didn't prevent me at all from enjoying these. I know about Kitsune and his fox-ish characteristics, etc...but that's how far my background on this poem goes. Nevertheless, gotta love a story that makes you go "Aw, so adorable!" and "Aw, you're protecting him!" and "alkdjfldfdjlj GO TO THERAPY" at the same time. (The "GO TO THERAPY" theme seems to be popular with Naruto characters, from what I can gather. What, did you think I was talking about the author of this poem?
But seriously, go to therapy.)
2. Pretty similar to the first story, but I do like the parallels. Screw the "running out of ideas" excuse, this is art! (And from your later editions I can definitely see you were NOT running out of ideas.) Even for a non-Naruto...fan...thing, like me, I felt like I was getting a very nice introduction to this character and wanted to see more of him.
3. "Scary Monsters and Little Sprites." It appears the title you mentioned in the author's note is a written Rorschach test for me. I blame it on Kasey's obsession of dubstep and the fact that we end up obsessing over a certain band together and, at some point or another, she ends up showing me her dubstep. Anyways...slasher!Sakura is awesome. More power to her and the hard-on she gets from killing little boys.
4. Can something like this poem replace the traditional "Pop! Goes the Weasel"? Because this certainly makes a hell of a lot more sense - and, again, this coming from someone who doesn't read the manga or watch the anime.
I still have 7000 characters to go on this, but I think I need a separate review for the next poem.
| iStoleYurCookieBitch chapter 6 . 10/26/2011
luv it, luv it, luv it. I can't get enough of its twistedness!
| jesi ki kage chapter 14 . 8/21/2011
ouch. that one was kinda dark but still really cool! defiantly like it. so this Team Fortress 2 sounds really cool and you guys have my attention. i will go investigate... and then probably read Aftermath ;). PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK AND UPDATE AGAIN REALLY SOON!
| Snakebites-chan chapter 14 . 8/5/2011
Oh. My. Gosh. This story fucking rocks! I just read all of it (sorry but I'm not gonna review each and every chapter, I'm lazy like that lol) but wow. Some of that shit is totally gruesome, but I love it! My favorite chapter was the first one actually...so awesome :) Keep up the good work!
| ncalkins chapter 14 . 8/4/2011
So hows the songs on youtube coming, I can't wait! I'm really excided about them! :)
This is really good, you would never think of Hinita doing this. But you know what they say you have to look out of the quite ones. :)
| OnlyTimeWillTell chapter 14 . 8/3/2011
i like how at the beginning, it's got all sorts of little clues, but none large enough to use to accurately guess who's speaking. like you think you've got sort of an idea, or several, and you're trying to guess, but the more you read, the more confused you are, and you just decide to stop guessing, and let it come to you... right around the part where you get a big clue. and then you think you know who it is for sure... until, no, you're wrong. it's not Neji. it's the "sweet, innocent, fragile liability". oh, hinata.
| Wolfy of the Winds chapter 14 . 8/1/2011
and I will keep that promise on that chapter, so beware T:
(also test test?)
| ncalkins chapter 13 . 7/11/2011
Wow that was creepy :)
but still good! :)
He thought Naruto was a fish, bright ass fish then.
Not only that but he killed Naruto ate part of him and cooked his soup in Naruto's stumic, weird.
| ncalkins chapter 8 . 7/11/2011
where is that link?