Reviews for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Logan chapter 1 . 3/3
A good opening chapter.

Poor Petunia...
DetectiveDaFirst1 chapter 1 . 2/21
Wow, this is cool. I love this fanfiction.
shokhie chapter 1 . 2/8
The Harry way of finding the truth of the hypothesis is good. i enjoyed the story.
Ama Beck chapter 1 . 1/17
I just finished reading your story, and I absolutely loved it! I read it with so much interest and excitement. I’d love to make it even more engaging by turning it into a comic. I also have some ideas that I’d like to share with you, and I hope you'll like them!
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Guest chapter 1 . 1/13
I love it
Demise chapter 1 . 1/4
You seem to be privileging the hypothesis of Macro-Evolution which already has some issues in the real world, however with the known existence of magic, the supernatural becomes a far more significant consideration, which makes intelligent design of the universe as a whole more likely, especially since people are able to use words to manipulate reality in a way that is intelligently designed. This seems at least to me to lead to a greater likelihood for intelligent design of the universe.
TheEleventhDoctorDab chapter 1 . 11/17/2024
I used to love this story when I was young. But, rereading it with a critical eye and some knowledge of the actual lore... It doesn't really hold up.
imnobody chapter 1 . 11/8/2024
hoping harry still is harry but brainier
Fran Bow chapter 1 . 11/4/2024
I like the book Wizard's Bane by Rick Cook.
Guest chapter 1 . 10/20/2024
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Galvatron7719 chapter 1 . 10/6/2024
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Vinay-kox01 chapter 1 . 9/28/2024
This is the fanwork on this website with the actual most reviews. The other two use AI bots to automatically inflate the numbers and The Contract was already banned for too obviously doing this previously - like 30k reviews in two months was at all subtle!
sean chapter 1 . 9/24/2024
just started reading this after reading the book, "Sadly, Porn". apparently, it's supposed to save me. i thought the small twist in the last sequence was cute. it makes me smile to imagine that knowledge of the wizarding world is so common that harry's neighbor just happens to also know all about it, and that it just never ended up coming i to *his* life, just because.
XAN3ON chapter 1 . 9/7/2024
This is a work that has affected my life in numerous ways. It led me to write rationally, it introduced me to fanfiction writing, and it taught me some basics of maintaining a healthy mindset. Thank you.
wandamarie chapter 1 . 9/1/2024
thank you for the story so far
Gumball chapter 1 . 8/19/2024
Have you read "The Stonepunks and the Methods of Rationality" by DrSagebrush?
Jane chapter 1 . 7/25/2024
This story seems pretty good so far. I heard about it from something on Pinterest and went straight here to read it.
Likehopeandpain chapter 1 . 7/19/2024
This is the actual Harry Potter fan fiction with the most reviews. The other two with higher counts use AI bot reviews to fraudulently add to numbers.
100s of posts are the same if you look back over time, so AI is obviously reading from a script.
Echoes of a Shadow chapter 1 . 6/2/2024
I just finished this story for the second time. You did a brilliant job of it, and I appreciate the way you made me feel, think, and imagine.

I am inspired by this story to write my own, and I will be publishing it on this site. I am up to chapter 4!

Thank you Eliezer for your amazing work of art, and for giving us all a chance at rationality!
Rononono chapter 1 . 4/16/2024
bro did NOT need to star the letter over
Vesperia chapter 1 . 4/15/2024
The last sentence had me cracking up
FBI chapter 1 . 3/27/2024
You should delete spam.
transient.sun98 chapter 1 . 3/22/2024
This actually the Harry Potter story with the most reviews.

The other two use AI bot created reviews from fake accounts to inflate numbers.
The Contract was deleted for this reason after receiving 4k reviews in under 24 hours.
Cheaters never prosper...
Murphy chapter 1 . 3/21/2024
Very interesting start, I can't help but wonder who the boy is at the end. I know this is a parallel universe but I don't think it's Draco or Ron, it might be Neville staying with Mrs Figgs as his grandma/aunt or primary carer.
I did think it was pretty soon to introduce Mrs Figg, I thought she might stay a mysterious benefactor for a good while yet.

The fragment of silver also was quite interesting, as far as I remember there are only a few things in-universe that are described as silver/silvery: Unicorn blood, Worm-tail's hand, the sword of gryffindor, a strand of memory for the pensieve, maybe a patronus. Gallons of blood spilling from a black robe must mean it is related to battle in some way and possibly to a deatheater or voldemort himself, unless Hagrid is a proper wizard in this timeline and wears robes and was attacked while delivering Harry.
meh chapter 1 . 3/14/2024
happy anniversary, we are still waiting for the sequel, at least give us the plot before agi kills us man
sandhamwiches chapter 1 . 2/18/2024
this is on infinite craft
Guest chapter 1 . 2/13/2024
The story seems to start with present tense and then turn into past tense. Why is that?
gryphindoros chapter 1 . 2/11/2024
... this is just so all over the place it hurts my brain bad
Guest chapter 1 . 1/18/2024
I'd say Dad-chan over there is being irrational. Hell, even in reality, blamed claiming that magic isn't real goes against the idea of science. The only thing we know is that we haven't yet proven that it's real. For all we know, every one of us can do magic but we just haven't figured out how, and if there is some sort of medical energy out there, there is no saying we have the means to measure it, or even know that's what it is.
G chapter 1 . 1/10/2024
I really wanted to like this book. But I can't get past a protagonist who is so full of themselves. You can be intelligent without thinking you're the smartest. It almost seems like the author wants you to know how smart and intelligent they are by knowing random bits of information.
Emily chan chapter 1 . 1/10/2024
Even though it is just the first chapter it is amazing. I love it.
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Guest chapter 1 . 12/22/2023
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Guest chapter 1 . 12/20/2023
Bit to rational and smart for a ten year old. Pretty interesting start, other than that
sypootra chapter 1 . 12/15/2023
i am... confused. but this is funny
Simpson the cat chapter 1 . 12/5/2023
This of course is the story with the most reviews on this website.

The other few use computer AI bots to post fake reviews to cheat and boost their review numbers.
Will be funny when they finally get deleted and banned.
Alyxoro chapter 1 . 11/14/2023
Thank you so much for this. I hope a bunch of people read it. A lot of people these days like to bleat about ‘follow the science’ without having any actual understanding of what that means. They’ve completely forgotten the scientific method. Not really their fault though as I suppose they probably weren’t taught well in the first place. But that is what is so great about a good story. It helps us to see from another perspective. And you’ve done exactly that with this chapter. Also the scene in the back yard is very amusing.
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CHILD PORN chapter 1 . 10/30/2023
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Guest chapter 1 . 10/27/2023
People should know that the author of this story never finished middle school.
Guest chapter 1 . 10/22/2023
Most overrated fanfic ever created. Garbage story
Simpson the cat chapter 1 . 10/8/2023
I've got to say, the vocabulary in this book is really quite advanced, and the fact that it highlights harry's personality is even better!
CHILD PORN chapter 1 . 9/29/2023
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flys36 chapter 1 . 9/18/2023
I'm just starting to read this, and the reason I chose this story is because it has the highest favorites and follows I've ever seen on this site!
mangouschase chapter 1 . 8/29/2023
holy shit what a great professional looking high standards start
HonestReviewGuy chapter 1 . 8/3/2023
Fair warning about this fic
it seems extremely promising with its intro and high rating
but its another pedofic some 20 chapters down the road. Another self insert trying to date and flirt with literal 11 year old girls. Is it even worth bothering saying kids their age dont act/speak like that? Never mind. Quit fantasizing about 11 year old girls as your relationship partners you satanic PoS
michaelwilber2022 chapter 1 . 8/1/2023
Heresy. *blam*
someone chapter 1 . 8/1/2023
This author turned Harry Potter into Sheldon Cooper.
Mystorys chapter 1 . 7/26/2023
hm
guest chapter 1 . 7/14/2023
release it before ai kill us all
guest chapter 1 . 7/14/2023
dude where's the sequel?
AliceTobor chapter 1 . 7/7/2023
Rowling had no sense of balance.

She made Harry with way too many disadvantages.
He was under a prophecy
With a stupid scar
And an orphan
Who was abused
And controlled by Dumbledore
His "best friend" was a Jealous Jerk
His godfather was wrongly imprisoned
A professor wax allowed to torture him
Twice Umbridge and her blood quill then Snape and his mind rape

I could go on and on and on...

The problems that Voldemort took advantage of are many.

Killing Tom just popped a pimple it didn't cure the culture.

So very many kudos to you for giving Harry a decent childhood.
Something Dumbledore did NOTHING ABOUT.

I would like to toss Rowling into a tiny space and leave her for 72 hours.
No food or water.

I did a 48 hour total fast once, no food or water, not even a shower.

She would survive.
crazedmadman05 chapter 1 . 6/14/2023
Just read through a decent bit of it, but got sick of the fact that Hermione was better than Harry in practically every possible way except science
ShadowPillow chapter 1 . 4/11/2023
Conclusion: it was highly effective to wave the letter in the air in his backyard and demand for an owl. Indeed. Scientific evidence.
Ruairi J.L chapter 1 . 3/3/2023
Sometimes, when I feel down about my own writing, I like to come back here and remind myself that it could be worse. I may make mistakes, but I don't THINK I've indoctrinated anybody into a cult recently, so that always gives me a warm feeling in my stomach.

No, but seriously, rereading this story genuinely makes me root for the antagonists. That isn't normally a good sign, but at least they don't remind me of the most famous inhabitants of Spahn Ranch.
Ayden chapter 1 . 3/1/2023
This is very interesting. Harry Potter is one of my favorite book series, but somehow I think I'm starting to enjoy this more. I'm impressed by this Fanfic idea you've had and I appreciate the recommendation I got for this book.
mjwuthering chapter 1 . 3/1/2023
listening to the audio book lol
sean chapter 1 . 2/19/2023
go easy on the italics
Angelus chapter 1 . 2/11/2023
Alan Frost de South Park estuvo aquí (También yo). :D

Posteando un review por primera vez en un Fanfic de Harry Potter. Nunca pensé que alguna vez estaria aquí pero mirenme, aquí estoy. *Grinning*
Beizanten chapter 1 . 2/6/2023
interesting
Guest chapter 1 . 1/20/2023
Thank u missus figg. This harry is going to have an interesting relationship with hermione. Good to know that his dad is still a bit of a dick
AkaDeca chapter 1 . 12/21/2022
Harry be smart
Guest chapter 1 . 12/19/2022
I study maths, and my calc 3 tutor recommended this fanfic (don't even ask how we got on that topic lol). It sounded right up my alley so I thought I'd check it out. And so far I love it! Great premise. Can't wait to see what else is in store :D
Sith Emperor K chapter 1 . 11/29/2022
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lives in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that the best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that read this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on the site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake, apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow...
2678024 chapter 1 . 10/20/2022
Ranks #1 in my Top Ten.
I've read this a dozen times.
Great story.
Quite long.
Clean.
Original.
Manwe Iluvatarian chapter 1 . 10/13/2022
Man, this story is so great it's got its own Wikipedia page
en. wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Methods_of_Rationality
bruh chapter 1 . 10/9/2022
Absolute trash.
How anyone could think this is any good is beyond me.
Oreton chapter 1 . 10/4/2022
Ahh im expecting a Lot of this tbh .. the First chapter named me chuckles a few Times, i Hope this keeps Up further down the Road.
Guest chapter 1 . 9/7/2022
good chapter!
Guest chapter 1 . 7/17/2022
I only read one chapter and am beginning to suspect jk Rowling does have an account t on …
I don’t ship harmony but I will never in a million years come close to writing as exceptionally as you do.
Expecto patronum!
Akuma KamiKaze chapter 1 . 6/6/2022
Cool
guytama chapter 1 . 6/3/2022
Why is ff not load the chappies for me
guytama chapter 1 . 6/3/2022
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Ark Bloodfallen chapter 1 . 5/15/2022
can't see anything after two lines, thought it was an error with the app , checked the website it didn't show anything either.
Drag7 chapter 1 . 5/11/2022
Comedy not only goes away and is replaced with angst after the first few chapters, but it’s an incredible long winded and drawn out train of angst. The conversations (and inner monologue) are drawn out endlessly and ridiculously. Between that and angst upon more angst the story is painful to read. The characters are intelligent but lacking common sense, making them not believable. Harry in particular is intelligent but apparently not enough so to emulate a calm and stable human or maintain a simpler appearance or a lower profile.

If other readers are looking for something dark and depressing with a slow story pace consisting almost entirely of long winded conversations and inner monologue, then perhaps this is a story for them.
Drag7 chapter 1 . 5/11/2022
The humor tag quickly turns to angst as the story goes on.
esloresq chapter 1 . 5/5/2022
Shoutout to Lily for the rec.
Guest chapter 1 . 5/5/2022
As of the first chapter, I’m highly intrigued
sarahsezlove chapter 1 . 5/5/2022
Love the idea of this. I’m hooked!
Artemis-2074 chapter 1 . 5/5/2022
Are you a scientist?
I am pretty sure you must be one
Emmanuel Joshua Gapate chapter 1 . 4/23/2022
lmao
Ethan Heineck chapter 1 . 4/21/2022
This, so far, is basically perfect. It's just great.
geranim0enimino671 chapter 1 . 4/14/2022
excellent portrayal of the dismissive reflex at the start of this! excited to finally sit down to read this.
Maxinmus chapter 1 . 4/2/2022
I despise this story. Why? Because you assume the Wizarding World is rational.
Guest chapter 1 . 3/14/2022
anyways happy pi day and happy anniversary! will you ever give us a sequel? or at least an outline of the sequel? i want to know what happened to quirrel/riddle.
MulticoloredFlame chapter 1 . 3/12/2022
While I'm aware this book has been completed for nearly 7 years now, I couldn't help but post a review on here.

This is a fantastic concept. In all but 2 (this one and one other) fanfictions I've read (and I've read hundreds, at least, at this point), science is made up or the source is "trust me bro." It's really great to read something that is at least based on real life principles.

Also, I find it absolutely hilarious that Harry's vocabulary is so wide at 10 years old.
WrittenByMeow chapter 1 . 3/4/2022
This OoCHarry is absolutely wonderful. I love him already. The conflict in his household is ver interesting, too; somehow staying true to Petunia's character without making her a monster like some other fics.
ReneeTheSlytherclaw chapter 1 . 2/2/2022
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paipunrod chapter 1 . 1/24/2022
this is so entertaining omg. I just re-watched Harry in the theatre yesterday (20th anniversary) and feel like I need some fulfillment so here we go
harrypotterchick chapter 1 . 1/9/2022
Great start :)
brilliant chapter 1 . 1/6/2022
Harry Potter & Methods of Rationality is Best FanFic of All Time!
:D
excellent chapter 1 . 1/6/2022
Harry Potter and Methods of Rationality is Best FanFic of All Time!
Write More chapter 1 . 1/6/2022
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DARK NORTH chapter 1 . 12/10/2021
Well the first chapter was pretty interesting and I hope it does in the remaining as well.
Stuckinmichigan chapter 1 . 11/17/2021
future self ... this is the weirdest fucking story I have ever read. Harry is a mega prick. take author notes seriously. jokes about future raping of child.
Kriti Mohanty chapter 1 . 10/26/2021
Nice work, loved the concept. Can't wait to read the rest of the chapters :)
Ava chapter 1 . 10/25/2021
I can't wait to see what the rest of the story looks like with Harry being cared for by kind people. I feel like Petunia and Vernon treating Harry so terribly was a key part of his story and I'm intrigued to see what happens with this being flipped, and how it's going to impact the rest of the story.
I also really enjoyed the explanation of the story given before it begins. I feel like it made me understand what the author was trying to do with the story, even though I don't necessarily know exactly where it is going yet.
Did not like it chapter 1 . 10/14/2021
This sucked. Harry is a dick. The world is pure messed up trash. I am sad I wasted the time I spent trying to slog through this abhorrent abomination.
Guest chapter 1 . 9/28/2021
Lmfao I love this doc so much second time reading
animose chapter 1 . 9/11/2021
C’était bien même si je ne comprenais pas tout tout le temps. Le canon a bien été suivi sauf sur black et peter je crois. C’était un peu étrange mais aussi marrant. Et l’âge des enfants est dingue. J’ai bien aimé.
J’ai fait d’autres reviews mais je met seulement celle de fin.
Je traduirais la reviews quand j’aurais pas la flemme
Guest chapter 1 . 9/1/2021
I'm so happy.
StarWriting0 chapter 1 . 8/23/2021
I don’t really know how I feel about this story, but If someone asked me if it was overhyped, then I would definitely have to say yes. It’s definitely not what you expect when you go in initially reading it. One of the major reasons for that is that for the first 17 chapters it’s basically a crack fic. It’s funny, but not exactly what people are expecting when they see a 600k word story. Especially when it’s the most popular HP story on this site.

Then some major drama comes around chapter 18 onward and it’s honestly not even the same story at that point.
Blossominwild chapter 1 . 8/19/2021
okay, I'm a grown up and ready to tackle this fanfic. wish me luck.
yochan123 chapter 1 . 8/9/2021
Oooh giddy this is fun haha I like how petunia described her past so nicely and now she’s pretty and happy and believes in magic and married to a respectable man XD
Ole chapter 1 . 8/5/2021
I think I will have to read this with my mind forgetting all about the HP books entirely, as we know them LOL. It will be interesting to read a 'parallel' Harry Potter world that appears to be its own story entirety - even while taking a world that JKR created, such as Hogwarts, and magical Owls etc.
So far I am very intrigued.
I have learning difficulties, and a few paragraphs were a little too... erm, shall we say advanced, used a lot of vocabulary, were in fact so well written that my lack of literacy made me have to read them a few times to get it/understand it. It seems this story will challenge my reading skills, and I am looking forward to seeing where this story goes. Something new, and exciting XD
rylek196 chapter 1 . 7/27/2021
More ad space! :D (Although if you keep this up, then I’LL be the one to chop your hands off and burn them. Count on that, fucker).

Anyway, I’m gonna do something altruistic here and promote things OTHER than what I’ve written. Rather, I’m gonna plug some other people’s work, which are ABSOLUTELY worthy of your time, and why you should read them. In no particular order, we first up have A Hui Hou Kākou by Braviaryscout! This is an absolutely FANTASTIC novelization of Pokemon Moon, and a definite must-read. Amazing battles and mind-blowing descriptions, organic character development that feels EARNED, and dialogue so natural and realistic you’d swear the guy was able to rip the characters outta the game and interview them, THIS is how the Sun and Moon anime should have gone down. There’s nothing else to say- get your eyeballs in front of this thing IMMEDIATELY.

Next up, Into The Storm by Jmoul18! Currently the only story on the site that’s adapting Pokemon Gale of Darkness, this is another one worth giving your time to. It’s darker than its source material, it’s got good battles, solid characters and descriptions, and serves as a sequel to his other fic, Brendan’s Journey, which you should also check out.

Next, is Pokemon SOSTA: Kanto by Lion Knight of Galar. Don’t ask me what SOSTA stands for (haven’t thought to ask the author. Oops. ’) but this is another solid fic, this one obviously being a fleshed-out retelling of Red and Blue. It’s got great battles, great descriptions that make the rather simplistic environments of the game feel like real places, and has an excellently snarky writing style.

The next car in this recommendation train is Sinnoh’s Heir, by kskandury! So as to not sound like a broken record, it’s got pretty much what the above fics have (good battles, descriptions, etc), so go read it ok! Also, as an honorable mention, I would be remiss if I didn’t briefly mention IcyAltheon’s story, The Legend of Kalos: The Hero of Everlasting Life. The reason it’s an honorable mention and not a full recommendation is that it’s been lying dormant for going on three years now. However, the author is still out there, I’ve been in contact with him, and he plans to come back, so once that happens, consider the honorable mention upgraded to full recommendation! :D

And that’s it! From here, I will take my leave. And the little shithead behind this fucking spam that SHOULD NOT have been posted better remember this: You keep this up for much longer, you utter waste of space, and you can kiss your hands bye-bye. Rest assured, the cleaver will be hair-shaving sharp if it comes to that...
we all matter chapter 1 . 7/26/2021
I love this. Like, actually and truly love this so much. I have been hoping to find a book that combines magic and science. The only other series I've read that does so is The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter and its' sequels. Happy reading everyone!
Guest chapter 1 . 7/7/2021
This maybe a popular fanfiction (not just because of its plot or writing style but also because it has overwhelming 122chapters. So whether deserving or undeserving automatically views and reviews will increase). But it doesn't have any magic of Harry Potter and fantasy genre. I don't care that author seems popular now but he completely ruined the magic of Harry Potter. All stories don't need rational, logical, robotic approach. But feelings, magic of balance in good n evil, magic of positivity, magic of emotions especially balanced, positive always work. N I don't find anything positive in this story. For all methods of rationality, where the hell was Harry's rationality and observation, analysis of characters, plans? Super failure of a story for me personally. Sadly readers will continue to attract to this seeing just number of reviews in the hopes the story is good.
Guest chapter 1 . 6/28/2021
This was incredible. I’m so happy I found this story. At first I was not really sure of the idea of how u switched up Harry’s life. But this is brilliant. Absolutely remarkably brilliant. I was so tired of reading all these fan fictions that seemed to have great story lines but then I would read the story and be left disappointed with at least something. I really hope I continue to read your story. I’m very impressed with your writing skills. You made my day today.
Viola chapter 1 . 6/7/2021
It probably doesn't matter one way or the other but in Book 7 we find out that Petunia tried to send a letter to Dumbledore through the muggle post, begging him to reconsider her for magic school. The letter actually got through, presumably because the Ministry had people working in the muggle post, looking for that sort of thing.

The thing with Mrs. Figg delivering his letter to Hogwarts works just as well but in the case of testing a hypothesis, it seems like Petunia's notion that letters to Hogwarts can get through the normal post would make more sense to test rationally than simply going into the yard and shouting for an owl to take your letter.
gdecon chapter 1 . 6/5/2021
I could attribute this to your insistence that " scientific" means more than the application of logic ususaly using a specific language (called mathematics) , or your gross/painfull inflation of most of psychology/psychiatry to the status of science.
Nope it's just your final decision to put a potentialy interesting Ravenclawesque Harry somewhere other than Griffyindor.

Successfull fanfiction required keeping some nugget of the original character. To me, you lost that and this reader. That said, up to chapter 10 . this was amazingly inventive and ocasionaly downright funny
113612Hallie chapter 1 . 5/24/2021
I watched one of the lectures of EY on YouTube and it was brilliant
Grosvenor chapter 1 . 5/21/2021
This has to be the most amusing story I have ever read!
Guest chapter 1 . 5/20/2021
Don’t waste your time Harry is the mc but doesn’t end up being the hero, get superpowers or get the fame lolol but hermione does... yet another trash fic that somehow got traction
mdah1612200517 chapter 1 . 5/15/2021
Ew. All I can say is thatYour fanfiction is probably the best in this platform. I love it !
Burnehn chapter 1 . 5/14/2021
Lmao
Guest chapter 1 . 5/10/2021
im laughing so hard i cant breathe. i also cant read which is sad because I am very very intrigued. harry calling petunia "mother" is going to be very weird, at least in the beginning
LittleGreyMan chapter 1 . 5/8/2021
How the hell did this manage to drop to third on the most favorited fics? It's one of the best works of fiction I've read, even outside of fanfiction.
And the fics that are now rated above it? Ridiculous. Isolation is decent, but not nearly on the level of HPMOR; and Harry Crow is an absolute mess that makes me cringe from the first chapter.
Please give this story some love, if you haven't already.
Guest chapter 1 . 5/7/2021
nice start
Guest chapter 1 . 5/7/2021
Cool
DarkChocolateLord chapter 1 . 5/5/2021
YESSSS
Eliella45 chapter 1 . 5/2/2021
Very intriguing
113612Hallie chapter 1 . 4/26/2021
One of the best Harry Potter fanfictions. Brilliant
jno chapter 1 . 4/20/2021
harry is so confused
Cadlington chapter 1 . 4/17/2021
Really feels like you lost the plot entirely in the second half. Not nearly as much magical science or army skirmishes as advertised. Bloated beyond belief with unnecessary dialogue and entire chapters. Albus breaks down and weeps almost every chapter. A metric ton of stuff is set up at the very end and then means nothing because you have no intention of continuing.

This could've been so much more interesting.
HannibalBarcaReborn chapter 1 . 4/10/2021
You're a legend man. Is there a Volume 2?
catch39 chapter 1 . 4/2/2021
Loved This.
Rainfalling chapter 1 . 3/14/2021
Hello!
Just a small note. A friend recommended this story quite a few years ago, and I have greatly enjoyed reading it at least twice.
Very much appreciate the story, the writing, the concepts, the strategy games, the humor, the flavor of rationalistic thinking in-universe, the condemnation for inhumane treatment of people and living beings, the perilous search for the "best way forward" of sorts, the framing in the final chapters.
yukirin02 chapter 1 . 3/14/2021
Please never delete this ...please
Luna L chapter 1 . 3/7/2021
Who is Michael Verres-Evans?
AstoriaPheonix chapter 1 . 2/24/2021
"If he was going to descend into madness, he was going to do it with style."

I'm in love...
some russian guy chapter 1 . 2/15/2021
I didn't like the recommendations in the foreword. The feeling that I am not respected as a reader. As if I myself am not able to understand that "not everything the protagonist does is ...". A good example of respect for the viewer is The Sopranos series.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/11/2021
good
Kimatra chapter 1 . 2/9/2021
Ok
alizeta chapter 1 . 2/3/2021
I have just discovered this New fanfic. You have humor wich is rare. I will carry on reading, I'm rater to know what follows.
Archie09 chapter 1 . 1/31/2021
A a
Vactican chapter 1 . 1/20/2021
isnt petunia partner is vernon dursley? so why Michael Verres-Evans?
excuse my bad english
Vactican chapter 1 . 1/20/2021
Sino tong Michael na to?
iremjohn00 chapter 1 . 1/11/2021
This is a good fanfic. I’m not harping on the writer. I feel like I lost brain cells not because it was bad but because this fic is above me, I can barely follow it and it nearly gave me a headache cause I’m trying to catch things going over my head at such a rapid pace
not bad chapter 1 . 1/10/2021
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Like and subscir chapter 1 . 1/7/2021
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Guest chapter 1 . 1/7/2021
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̷̢̧̧̡̧̢̧̢̧̡̨̧̧̛̛̛̫̭̲̬͈͉̰̭̘͍̬͉͇̪̪͎̻͚̝̥̪̣̼̫͉̹̖̣̠͎͇̭̫̱̯͔͈͈̺͇̱̰̺̫̹͓͍̝͎̲̤̣̹̳̼̫̥̘̬͍͍̗̰͚̰̭̮̮̥̹̹͎͕̥̙͈͙̪̜̮̜̖̯̯̤̪̙̗̲̻͇̫͕̙̱̳̣̦̞̥̲̠̖̻̗͙͈̬͈̺̱͉̗̫͎̰͔͚̣̐̉̏̇͂̓̿̇̈́͆̑͊̋̃͐̐̔̈́́̐̐̋̽̉̍̌͐̈́̀͆̈́̅̉̀̏̑̉̍͌̌̅̎̀͆̈́͊̋̃̎́͒͋̍͗͆͆̆̊͒̀̑̏̓̓̉͑́̈́͋̔̔͆́̍͛̈́̀̇̽̂̓͗́̇̉̃͐͆͑͛̃͛̈̾̐͛́̏̇͊̇͑̾̒̈́͑̾̀̆͆̈́̆̂̀̊́̇͗̔̑͐͌͌̿̉̔̾̌̑͋̔̈̾̉͆͊̐͊̆̽̐̑̌̌̍͛̾͂̉́̄̓̀̅̌̌̂̇́̈̋̈̒̀̓͂̀̈́͊͐̎͊̀̄͛̾͐̉̇͛̍̈̃̓̄͋͗̿̑́͑̊̓͗͊͒̾̆̆̂̀͗̇́̌̈́̈́̄̓̒̀͌̌̑̋͑͑͑̔̾̈͆̍̓͐̾̈͆̽̈́͑͗͗̓̀̅̇͋̓̆̾̑̄̕̚͘̚͘͘̕̕͘̕̕̕̕͘͘̚̕͘̚͘̕̚̕̕̚͘͘͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅö̸̧̧̢̨̡̧̡̧̢̨̢̢̢̨̢̢̢̢̨̧̧
Guest chapter 1 . 1/7/2021
N̸̨̨̨̧̡̧̡̡̢̨̧̧̢̨̧̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̯̯͉̺̜̬͍͓̦̥͉͍̪̤̣̣̲̰̱͉̮̹̺̺̟̪̯̗̙̺̮̙̳̲̹̙̝̩̰̳̟̹̼̘̫͈̫͈̠̣̰͓̱̰̭̺̫͙̰͎̺͖̠̟̼͖̥̦̝̰͙͍̬̰̞͖̻̪̹̙͙̼̹̝̻̺̳̹͈̫̖͔͉̹̙̭͈̞̣̤̟͍̝̻͚͖̲̗̰̫̝̗͇̦̹̟̻̫̱͈̖̟͖̝͉̲̳̮͇̣͈̭̤͍̻̗͕̪̝̹͈͈̱̤̭̳̥͉͇̫̜̬̻̦̳̗̘̻̮̙̠̰̟̱̤͚̮͉̗͎̱͖̹̰̩̼̼̺̤̠̜̬͙̤͕̻̼͙͇̪͔̥̙̻̜͎͙̞̪͎̝̭̠̣͙̺͋̋͐̌́̿̈́͑̏̒̇̒̄̈́͐́̄͛̀̽͊͑̈́̈̌̃̌̀͆̾͊͆̽̏̈́̏̽́̎͐̿̍̈́͂̀̔̉̒͌̒͛̀̂̈͗̈́̂̓̽̇̈͒̿̊̆̅̀̄̽̽̾̽͐͆̊͊͋̓͛̒̅̈̓͂̐͒̈́͊̉͑͑̓̌̃́́͑̓̈́̑̋̌́͊̄͆́͑̋͊̆͗̋̑̇̆͛̎̿̐͋̊͊̆̿̃͛̆̆̈́̅͊̂̊̐̂̏̐̽̄̈́̾͊͆͌̃̽̂̊̑̇̌̑͋̓̓͗̑̋͊͐͛͌̿́͊̂̂̄̊̓͂̏̀̀̄̄́̀́͐̈́͛̓̎͆̈́̔͒͐̆̈̒͒̆̄́̅̀͗̂̑͂̀͛͑̌̑͐̈́̐̿̓̇̅̽̍́̊̈́̆͋͂̓̓͐̊̇̈̓͂̒̒̆̌͆̅̍̑̅̈̄̀̓̍̆́͛̓͑̑͒͐̏̒̈̕͘̚̕̕̚̚̕̚̕̚͘͘̕̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅI̸̡̢̨̡̧̧̨̡̡̧̡̡̢̛̟̠͔̦̻͈͓͈̻͓̰͙͓͔̘͇̹̭̦̥̼͖̲̣̟̯̩̭̻̝̘͕͎̙͚͍̪̩̤̗̜̞̹͕͓̙͕͉̮̩̘̲̳͕̜̝͓̞̣͎̱̣͈͇͈̠̹͇̰̻͕̟͚̮̻͍͎̖̹̜͎̖̭̝̭͍̣̣͚͍̭̟̯̜̯̞̟͈̼̥̭̜͇͚̜̳̣͕͚̠͇̪̩̝̭̮̎̐̉͗̀̋͂̋̈́̿̒͆́̎͛́̈́̓̒̓̈́̅̆͋͂̈́͆͂̀̐̈̔͑̃̀̆̋̾̈́́̒̌̆̓̀̏̎̈́̂̔̅̑̑͛̑̎̒̿͗̓͛̌̾̆̈́̅̔̓́͊́́̓́̿͛͂̂̚͘͘̚̚͘̚̚͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅB̸̢̧̧̧̢̧̧̧̨̢̡̡̡̢̛̛̛̛͎̖̙̼̬̟̰̦̹̣͉̞̟̤̜̯̙͍͍̯̘̦̬͍̮̖̥͚͚̟͓͙͉̰̤̣͙̭̜̪̰̠̯͓̫̰̜͕̘̭̘͔̠̩͓̲̟̩̳͎͔̻̠̝̲͍͍͙̜̠̮͓͇͙͚͇̗̘̯͈͍̪̦͇̱̱̗̯̪̲̯̣̲͇͈̫̳̜̖̠̹͈͍̹̱̠͎̰̥̩͓̮̖̝͙̙̫̦̱̞͎̪̟̞͙̫̳͎̟͎̲̞̜͍̮͇̞̫̩͍̜̙̝̪̭̬̲̪̪͔̜͙̳͈͖͉̗̬̭̪͚͔̘͈̫̰̳̲̪̗̲̙͇͕̟̟͇́̃͑̒̉̾͐̿͑̆̍͐̀͊̆͗͋̍̏̈̑͐̑̀̓̀͆̔̀̇̏̑̾̔̾̉̿̅̑̈͋̊̊̋̔͌͛̿̏̐̓̌̿͊̆̂̄̓̿͑͆̈́̂̽͑̔̊̾͘̚̚͘̕͘͜͜͝͠͠͝͠ͅͅB̷̨̧̨̡̨̡̨̧̡̢̛̛̛̛̛̛̻̤̖̼̘̯̠̯̹̲̥̞͖̹̙̹̰͔̹̠̹̗͚͓̦̘̬̼̙̼̬̹͙͉͓̦̬͔̜͍̩̹͎̹̯̞̪̩̺͙̩͎͚̪̲̙̳̺̙̦͙̲̹̠̣͈͉͚̤̜̩͚͖̗̬͙̜̩̺̣̪̦̲̣̖͕̤̮̦̱̺̦̘̰̮͚̤̤͎͍̻͉̲͇͇͚͖̰̱̞͇̰̱̜̯̞̙̥̩̳̮͎͕̝̥̩͉͍͓͈́́͌̀̑̄̇͊̎̆̄̊͐̃̍̑̌̎̀̿̀͐̀͐̐̐̍̑̏͊̂̋̀̋̐̇͗̌̿̈́͛̈́́̀͗̔́͂̎̏̂͊́͌͒̀͌̀̋́̀̊̓̐͑̆̇͛̈́̈̿̿̃͑̀̈́̾̓͌́̉́̈́́͒́̔̓͆̈́̿̽͌̈͒̾̌̓͛̓̓̆̐̀͛͌͒̋͊̒̋̒̀̆͐͗̈̒̽̔͐͛̅́͊͗͐̊̈̈̆̒́̀͐̒̇͐̀͐̄̆̑͑̌͛͊̇̿̐͘͘͘͘̚̚͘̕̚͘͘̕̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅͅB̸̢̨̧̢̧̨̡̨̨̨̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̛̦̗͖͍̼̻̗̩̝͖̲̪̬̮̺̘̗̗̞͍͓̼̜͕̪̞̥̥̖͙͉̭̯͚̜͕͕̪͍͕̞͓̤̠͖͚͍͍̫̯̝̞̣͙͕͍̜̼̪̘̭̮͇̟̦͇̻̤͎̣̳̰̲̠͙̤͕̼͍̘̠̼̺̝̗͎̯͈̘͍͔̪̭̭̘̱̥̙͙̰̜̟͓͇̭̗̣͍͍͎̜̜̟̤̪̲͓͎̘̠̫̜̟͕̦͎̹̟͎̟̠̖͇̺̩͓̻̮̳̻̝̤͕̥̰̹̯̲͙̺̥̪͙̤̫̗̳͈̹͎͈̜͙̣̠̪͕̤̱͓̪̟̹̰̠̥̻̫͍͈̜̱̟͓͉͆̎͛̂́̉͆͌͆͒̍̈́̽̂̄̓́̈́͒̈́͊͌̈̆̋̔̉͂͛͑́̆͂̑͒̉̐͐͑̐̂̎̄̽͐͒̓̉͂̍͒̈́͊̍͋̊̂̈̆̏͗̓͆̃͛͒͆̅̊͒̏̎͐̋͗̿̽̿̽̉̋̾́͌̽͒͆̏̈͆̅̂̌͒̓͒͋͌̔͛́̆͆̍̒̀͑͗̈̓̈́̔͑̅̑̊̽͒̔̀̌̈̍̀̓̐̈́̇̆̅͌̉̈́̈́̉͗̀̈́̓̈́͌̀̾́́̐̀̃̿̓͊̄͐͋̄̓́̒͂̂̐̀̄͌͌̿́̽͒̅͛̋͆̋̓͊̑̋̒͐͗̅̄̆̉͛̓͗̌̅́̀̈̊͋̋̆̌̓̊̄̾͆̑͋̀́̐̉̆͑͐̄͗͂͑̄̊̏̌̽͌͆͗̓͘͘̕̚̕̕̚̚͘̕͘̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅB̶̨̛̛̛͔̝͚̟̠̗̰͙̩͉̣͇̼̙̹͖̝̟͉͓͓̥̃̅̑̋͐̃̉̈́͛͛̄̃͂̈́͊͊͑̈́͒̊̋̊̄̀̓̈́̔̇̊͊̎͂͌͆̐̏̇͋̾̌̋͑̽͑͐̈́̈͒̓͆̇̽́͛̏̆͐̄̃́̂͒̓͗̐̑̍͋̋̊̄̊͋̄̏͒̓̆̾̂̀̊̓̕̕͘̚̚͘̚͘̕͘͝͠͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅB̷̧̨̨̢̛̛̲̭̙͕̟͇̘̝͓̗͉͚̗̠̣̞̭̞̱̜̠̠̻̱̙̖̜͓̙̪̘͇͈͐̓̊̀̒̄͊͗̀̓̽͛͊̈́̆͗̒͐̅͐͂̈͊͊͑̇̆̊̇̾̀̂̍͒͆́́͑̍̊̎̇̍͐̇̏̂̋̑̏͑̃͆̄͗̌̈́́̇̏̃̍̒̏̾̔͗̊͒̚̕͘̕͜͝͠ͅB̴̢̨̨̨̨̨̧̡̛̛̛̞̮̦̮̺̤̱̬͖͍̝͙̺̗͓̘̩͉͕̱̤͔̘̗̭̼̦̩͖̰̬͎̠̺̬̼̫͚̘͙͔̮̳̬̥̘͓̺̮̱̮̜̤̰̺̟̪̦̼̫̖̹̺̠͉̱͈͔̦̥̺̘͎̝̮͈͔̜̙̪͔̬͉̭͎͍̳̟͚̫̘̮͚̟̠̩̗̺̩̠̤̲̗̞̯̳̓̐͌͗̈́̐̄̑̀̈́͑̃̀̊̎̇̔́̆͌̐̆̓̀̀̉̽͛͂̆̒̅͌̇̏̓̎̌͑̐̈͛̓͐̅̇͐̆̌̌̅̊̂̾̒̾̒̌̎̑͑̉͑͊̅́̐̈́̇́̽̂́̾́͌̎̽̋̔̿̈́̃̏̀̅̽̌̌̃̊̓̃͂̑́͋͆͊͛̈́͊̌̒̈͋̃͋͋̐̀͒̂͋̄̃̒̏͂̾̂̈́̀̔̌̅͑̅̒̄̉̔̿̔́̒̽̾̋̊̀͋̅̓͋̍̿̉̽͌̂̿̆͌͊̉̒͊̾͘͘͘͘̕̚̕̕̚͘̕͘̕͘͘̕̕̕̚̚͘͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅẢ̴̛͚͚͚̞̹̥̼̦͚̟͆̂̇̋̀̌̑̋͌̓͂̌̌́̓́̂̏̈͑̀̅̐͒̀͋͛̃͑͆̽͗̿̃̾̄̽͗̿̍̈̀͋̆̏̑̂̽̓͂̆͊̃͛̅̃͗̂̈́̄͒́̀̎̊̔̋̔̓͐̆̒͒̇̈́̓̂͛̀̇̓̆̿͑̔͊́́̿͌̀̔̃̏̀̒͗͑̆͒͋̀̔̔̀̈͊̎̽͛̇̿͋̍̋̾̐̉͂̉̉̎͐̄͌͊͑͛̈́̈́̕͘̚̚͘̕͘̚͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅ
pog chapter 1 . 1/7/2021
I̵̢̡̢̨̢̢̧̢̨̛͍̦̦͔̣͖̟͍̝̪͎̮͉̝͙̞̦͕̝̰͚̳̥̪͚̝̦̖̜̪̩̬̮̘̫̼̮̳͉͉̠͍̤͈̘͍̬͈̼̯͍̦̰̭͉͖̻̯̗͓̪͇͔͚͓̺̞̞̹̬͇̟̮̙͉͎͙̼͚̤͓̳̻̙̯̦̝̜̘̞̲̱̜͚̰̝̖̺̤̯͕͇͈͍̯̿͒̆̔̈̿̔̓̄̈́̈́͒̄̽̒͂̏̄̇̏̇̓̽̑͋̋̏̒̀̆͒̀͌̅͆͗̍͐͆̾̓͗̇͐̈́͆͊̍̾͊̿͋̀̎̾̓̇̉͆͗͘̚͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅͅ 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The Unplanner chapter 1 . 1/7/2021
"If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style." And therein lies the metric by which I will judge the rest of this story that I am now beginning to read.
Misty7books chapter 1 . 1/3/2021
Ahahahaha I am loving the changes to canon so far. Harry is still dismissed as unimportant but at least treated better, and he is far more interested in scientific reasoning which will be fun as he interacts with Hogwarts and Magical Britain.
My favourite part of the chapter was definitely Mrs Figg showing up out of nowhere and being like 'ah yes magic, I'll help you out' and Harry's just left like ?
I have a feeling that I'm going to enjoy this story very much :)
hadar chapter 1 . 1/3/2021
wow. i didnt expect it. i loved it. can't wait reading the next chapter
Guest chapter 1 . 12/26/2020
thats kinda sad, was petunia referring to committing suicide when she said she'd rather just- in the letter to lily?
Fuckon chapter 1 . 11/30/2020
A massive load of the most utterly dull self-flagelation I've ever seen. Anyone who likes this is a complete basic bitch retard who needs to be isolated from the rest of society.
Guest chapter 1 . 11/22/2020
Don’t waste your time this Harry loses all rationality and the story is just garbage
TheUnpreparedPioneer chapter 1 . 10/25/2020
In these times where I just have too much time on my hands, I have decided to search for that which will keep me occupied which lead to a simple search of the best fanfiction on Harry Potter. I am not completely new to fanfiction. Always been aware of its existence and I would occasionally read when I wanted to continue living in a story that had long since ended. However, it had completely escaped me that I could relive the Harry Potter experience through fanfiction. This story is at the top of many lists, recommended by many people. The first chapter has already appealed to me. I can't wait to lose myself once again in the school of witchcraft and wizardry.
Soraslove chapter 1 . 10/20/2020
Well, mrs figg is useful isn't she?
Acerman chapter 1 . 9/27/2020
I just got done with this all. It's years later, but thank you for this literature.
Fdffrd chapter 1 . 9/14/2020
Read it all and loved it.
Damn you're a genius!
IronHair chapter 1 . 9/13/2020
Rereading
Isaac1hp chapter 1 . 9/11/2020
Great
Julia Honeycutt chapter 1 . 9/11/2020
Very good beginning chapter. I think you should have left out the Dursley's though. They weren't needed.
HarryHerme chapter 1 . 9/7/2020
Wow just amazing
Guest chapter 1 . 8/29/2020
So Harry has never once had an episode of accidental magic at all never ever ever in his whole 11 years of life then? Huh.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/18/2020
This is fun. And quite promising...
Guest chapter 1 . 8/11/2020
I LOVE PORN. FUCK THIS MAKES ME HORNY
PaddleStroke chapter 1 . 8/2/2020
Best fan fiction for me. I really enjoyed the realism of the story compare to original story.
It's been a while since I read it so I won't be able to make in depth feedback. And it does not feel like this story need any additional praising review anyway.
A sequel would have been great. I know there are few out there already, but from the original author it would be great I think :)
Smithback chapter 1 . 7/21/2020
awesome!
Alex chapter 1 . 7/2/2020
I read this years and years ago, checking infrequently to see if there were updates (I had made it up to somewhere around chapter 80). Nothing had come, and I forgot about check in. Today I am starting all over again.

More love and joy exist at 4 Privet Drive than any fan of the Rowling series would imagine is possible. It is worth every moment reading to immerse yourself into the story of Harry Potter-Evans-Verres.
destructo08 chapter 1 . 6/30/2020
This story has the most followers, favourites, and reviews that I have come across in any story by far. Like everything is more than 3 times more than anything I have ever seen in other stories. Hope it's funny I suppose. Just starting it, and I doubt I will finish. Not the largest of Harry Potter fan.
2 Up chapter 1 . 6/20/2020
Your story reads like its bipolar. One minute it's ridiculous and funny and in the next Harrys having a fucking existential crisis.
Zasha the Cat chapter 1 . 6/19/2020
This book is awesome and everyone should read it. Just saying.
Harry Potter Fan chapter 1 . 6/14/2020
Absolutely brilliant, this is gold- pure gold.
Kirra chapter 1 . 6/11/2020
This was recommended to me by some relatives and I am thoroughly enjoying it! Thank you for an amazing first chapter! The only thing wrong (and truly, forgive me for even bringing up such a petty thing) is that there is a clause that needs commas, due to it having three items in the list. Correctly shown here:

"...a Hogwarts professor would show up, and wave a wand, and magic would come out."

I really hope you don't mind my nit-picky correction.

Wish me luck, I'm off to read chapter two! Thanks again!
adam chapter 1 . 6/11/2020
i think this will be a great story. i found harry's idea of waving the letter funny (in a good way)
Kimberly chapter 1 . 6/2/2020
OMG! I love it so much already! I love they way you write! I happy I found this
tahminax chapter 1 . 6/2/2020
Bloody HELL!
T-that was beyond my thinking ability.
But, this intrigued me well enough.
Going to stick onto~
Mike chapter 1 . 6/1/2020
Good
Guest chapter 1 . 5/31/2020
Great, Its exciting like my stuff
Guest chapter 1 . 5/29/2020
Прослушала всю книгу "Гарри Поттер и методы рационального мышления" и очень приятно впечатлена. На мой взгляд - это гораздо лучше, чем Гарри Поттер Роулинг Стоунз.Эта книга не просто увлекает... Здесь всегда есть о чём задуматься, что осмыслить, что-то для себя переосмыслить, сделать какие то свои выводы не только о книге, но и о мире вообще. Очень познавательно и интересно!
Guest chapter 1 . 5/28/2020
Your story makes so much sense.
x907642035 chapter 1 . 5/25/2020
wow this ia a good start,harry is cute
jong42 chapter 1 . 5/20/2020
The the characterizations of the emotional mother and the complacent father are very well done
Moso Darby chapter 1 . 5/6/2020
Effin' brilliant. WOOO!
one of many name chapter 1 . 5/5/2020
I first heard of this from my mom. She told me to read it and see if it's as good as they say it is. This will be my first (read) Harry Potter fanfic as well as my first 100 fanfic. Wonder how this goes. It's also the first I'll read on recommendation -ish.
Bro chapter 1 . 5/1/2020
Harry in this story is LITERALLY a version of Senku Ishigami from the Dr. Stone anime XD
theDeadSquidCritic chapter 1 . 4/27/2020
I've probably read this one piece of fiction over a dozen times and yet each time I come back it reels me in and holds me fast until the end. Your skill at foreshadowing is something to be admired. Thank you, thank you, and thank you again for writing this bit of genius fiction.
Archie09 chapter 1 . 4/22/2020
grt
elle chapter 1 . 4/20/2020
WELL THIS IS INTERESTING! Harry's adoptive father will be hard to argue with but at least Harry questions even him. Harry~ you are a powerful wizard. Your soul knows it. That's why you already believe it. You've witnessed magic before. Maybe you just don't remember it.
Anirudh chapter 1 . 4/18/2020
A very interesting take on supernatural fiction. Hope you do something for Lord of the Rings as well
Rationality chapter 1 . 4/12/2020
I read it all. It is more better then original Harry Potter!
dishour.corgi chapter 1 . 4/6/2020
ah yes, another fic. I like this one more, Harry has an altered way of thinking and personality, and he's taken action towards something completely unrealistic in hopes of getting answers. Fantstic jobQ
Guest chapter 1 . 4/5/2020
I enjoyed this chapter a lot and I think that the next ones will be even better
zoey.amatuer.writer chapter 1 . 3/29/2020
Hilarious, well written, well phrased.
Can't wait to read on!
Mr.Fahrenheit451 chapter 1 . 3/28/2020
I'm hooked already! I love books written with clues and science woven into the plot and characters! The author seems to have put a lot of work into this (thank you!), so it should be a quality story. I can't wait to see how it turns out!
Grant chapter 1 . 3/20/2020
This is awesome.
ygmren chapter 1 . 3/20/2020
oh man I missed this. it has been years I've on and i've rarely read something for years. I'm trying to pick up my reading habit recently so I revisited this website today and here is this lovely fanfic. sure it will be interesting to see when the magical world and the science world meets. the magic started to twinkle when the old woman said "did you get your acceptance from hogwarts?" :)

oh heck, this is from 2015? time flies.
AnimeLover chapter 1 . 3/15/2020
So Harry here is acting like Dr. Stone?
Mind boggled chapter 1 . 3/13/2020
Welp. I just read your profile. And dear god I hope you're not a college student, nor a graduate. Because any English professor whom would pass you while you adhere to those blatantly absurd assertions of "Rules of Fanfiction" is either an as s taking the micky of you, or is not an actual English professor.

So; "rule 1" um, just no. If someone makes Frodo a freaking Jedi, you demonstrate why the heck Frodo needed to be a freaking Jedi just to catch up with the villain/antagonist. You don't give Sauron a fu ck ing Death Star. If you can't justify the protagonist matching the antagonist without it being a curb stomp, then do everyone a favor and stop writing. ANYONE whom adheres to this "rule" conclusively demonstrates that they do not know how to write, should not attempt to write, and has no business trying to tell others HOW to write.

"Rule 2" Okay, now I know you're just being obstinate. First off, it's not just difficult to "do what's not been done"; with each passing DAY it get exponentially harder to accomplish. Secondly, originality isn't doing what hasn't been done, that's innovation; originality is the application of prior examples in a new and/or unique manner. Yes, I'm sure, no, it really isn't the same thing, again, yes I'm sure; it's very subtle and I can tell you don't know what that is, much less how to apply, never mind actually detect it. But the two are vast oceans of difference.

... Dear lord... forget obstinate, you're just mentally challenged. "Rule 3" No... just... no. Conflict and resolution is what a "plot" is. A premise, is a concise description of the nature of the story. I.E. "A Terminator goes back in time to kill Tom Marvolo Riddle, this is what follows" is a "premise". Why does the terminator go back, how does it kill Tom, and what happens after is a "plot" The fact that you can't even comprehend this... does not bode well your ability to provide for yourself in RL.

At this point I'm seriously considering advising you to delete your account so that impressionable children don't come to the conclusion that your method of writing, much less your points of view on writing are accurate, much less correct. But on the other hand... your view point, and the utter incapability to competently write this story itself; are great tools to point other authors at and tell them, that's what they're writing like, that's how bad it is, and how they're doing it wrong. However, the chance that people will actually think that this example is correct is actually concerning, so yeah, I'll just stick to please delete your story and account, least others actually think that this farcical slap to the face of every English professor worth their credentials is actually acceptably written.
Suburato Nanami chapter 1 . 3/11/2020
Lmfao I love .
Guest chapter 1 . 3/9/2020
Dear Merlin the headache... I simply could not finish even this first chapter owing to just how utterly contrived the content written is. Worse, is that I think that it is intentionally contrived. Even crack fics that are intentionally blatant at being crack fics aren't normally this bad. For those that feel like they're smarter than anyone else; you need not worry, for I do not intend to continue reading this story in it's current incarnation precisely because I do not like it. However, if the author should deign to turn this into a proper story, and reasonably cut back on the contrivances; I may attempt reading the revision to see if it's not beating the audience over the head with excess verbal soup, and intentionally over done academic acumen.
Sophia chapter 1 . 3/3/2020
It’s a really good nice start with exactly enough information. It’s really original!
ANONYMOUS chapter 1 . 2/24/2020
YYYUUUUZZZZZ MOOORRREEEE
Ezra chapter 1 . 2/13/2020
This is awesome so far, I love your writing style! I can't wait to see how a more bookish Harry will affect the dynamics of his friendships (will he be closer with Hermione than Ron, since they're both bookish and raised by muggles? Perhaps he'll be on good terms with the Ravenclaws)
Guest chapter 1 . 2/13/2020
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HIS REACTION
Rikka chapter 1 . 2/6/2020
Thank u very much for writing such a wonderful story. This is my favorite story.I have read this book several times.
dudeBro chapter 1 . 1/25/2020
I actually giggles when Mrs. Figg came in. Nice build up!
Reader137 chapter 1 . 1/14/2020
The chapter is okay. Too bad that Dursley has been thrown out of the equation
SoulCareer chapter 1 . 1/11/2020
I started reading this at someone else's request and didn't expect anything more than something not very good. When I got to the part where the mother talked about her sister using magic to make her prettier I was suddenly of the opinion that this is a formidable writer. A REAL writer not just someone one would expect to read on a blog. I am fairly certain i like it better than the original Harry Potter.
Mayamelissa chapter 1 . 1/6/2020
The look I have in my head about Harry's reaction to Mrs. Figg is just...
There's a reason why this is one of the top Harry Potter fanfics.
Guest chapter 1 . 1/3/2020
Toolazytosignup
Loved the story each time I read it. Found that the martial extracurricular activities were a bit too detailed. Then again, the story being so brilliant and generously shared has a lot to do with the author's having fun, which I would say he very much did while writing the battles, so.
..please write some more! With as many details as you like!
Harry is human, so he is flawed in a unique way, and IMO believable enough. Thank you!
David Heath chapter 1 . 12/18/2019
We have enjoyed it so much that we are on our 3rd time listening. We wait a month or two and just have to hear it again. We notice new secrets each time. (OH! That is why that happened!)

It is especially helpful to read along in the pdf at , top of the right column. Some accents are hard to hear correctly and some very important messages go by too fast and we like to pause the great audio and re-read what just happened. Or look back with the search feature.

Warning. Harry begins this excellent tale as an 11 yr old, VERY Precocious and VERY full of himself, socially challenged boy. That is part of the Plot and he grows much wiser and many of his profound opinions change dramatically as time goes on. Do not be put off. It is part of the plot. Roll with it.

As mentioned it gets much better as it goes along. Give it at least 10 short chapters and if it is not for you, no blame, no shame.

Please pre-screen this if you are thinking of sharing with younger people. Someone mentions rape. There are some few violent scenes. PG13 or lower I think, but then I do not have kids.

It is also a good tool towards learning more Rational Thought and REAL SCIENCE. Good skills to obtain. We loved it!
Guest chapter 1 . 12/17/2019
...and hid the envelope behind his back like it was drug money...
This is just strangely out of place with the tone.

But otherwise the chapter is very unique idea.
WeisseHex chapter 1 . 12/16/2019
Harry cracks me up! (What) hahaha...
harusameiro chapter 1 . 12/14/2019
I ,e have
Bookwormkat1 chapter 1 . 12/4/2019
I am aso lost by this point. Kat out. nope.
Faurbaen chapter 1 . 11/13/2019
This actually sounds kinda fun. I'm impressed. I have a hard time finding fan fiction I really like.
Avi chapter 1 . 11/12/2019
Liked it, this Harry is something,
gidost chapter 1 . 11/6/2019
high.
nice beginning.
the immagination of sending letter to hogwarts in this way was so laughable.
thanks a lot
Senpai chapter 1 . 10/25/2019
Re-reading this again a few years later. It's just as good as I remember. I tried to go through some of the tumblr stuff on writing an intelligent character. I was able to absorb some of it but honestly it's a bit beyond my capacity. I prefer reading an intelligent character. So... thanks for writing this. :)
jacob chapter 1 . 10/10/2019
what?
Me chapter 1 . 10/1/2019
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
Guest chapter 1 . 10/1/2019
I heard great reviews and came here to check it out. Interesting chapter so far so good
NONE1001 chapter 1 . 9/30/2019
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Adam chapter 1 . 9/29/2019
It's a very funny premise. I'm excited for the rest.
perlhaqr chapter 1 . 9/18/2019
You asked that we leave only one review per chapter, so I hope I haven't already left one here. But I wanted to say that while your intro states that some people feel like this story doesn't really hit its stride until Chapter 5, every time I re-read this story (and indeed, the very first time I read it) I loved it all the way from the very beginning. :D
Guest chapter 1 . 9/17/2019
Found this fanfic throuhj a comment on fb!

Enjoyed first chapter. .will probably take a while to get to the rest though cause exams :(
LancasterRose chapter 1 . 9/8/2019
I tried to read this fanfiction, I really did. I even tried multiple times. My most recent attempt, I got up to chapter 26.

But after all these attempts... I just can't be bothered. I have no idea how this fanfiction is apparently so vaunted by the community and fandom. These are some of the reasons why I dislike this story.

First off, the pacing of this story is godawful, in a single chapter you can have pages worth of writing covering a few hours , and suddenly have a week's or month's worth of time covered by one or two paragraphs. Makes it hard to stay engaged to the story.

Second off... your Harry is so artificial. His character has zero depth. The extent of his character development is starting with a loose collection of cliches, (very smart harry, nice petunia, etc.), and then throwing more random "character developing" cliches at him, such as the infamous "learn how to lose" cliche, among others. This doesnt even mention the fact that harry is absolutely insufferable as a person.

Third off, the other characters seem just to all be supporting characters for harry. Nobody but harry receives any significant attempt at character development. Any character development that does occur, is collateral from Harry's development.

In conclusion, this is just not a very enjoyable fanfiction.
Arc chapter 1 . 9/3/2019
Barely through the first chapter and I already like it. It looks promising.

It is one thing to start a different world from scratch, but doing it like bending the river's flow fron the original story? That's perfect. Petunia actually dating vernon and then diverting is what made me like it.
Lifelikelegozgmail.com chapter 1 . 8/24/2019
ignore my last review, I meant it for a different story.
Lifelikelegozgmail.com chapter 1 . 8/24/2019
Am I the only one who thinks this story is bad? I don't understand where the 25k favorites are coming from.
Tylol40 chapter 1 . 8/16/2019
Funny but often gets confusing
DragonSapphire chapter 1 . 7/24/2019
That last line got me! LOL What a wonderful premise! I am thoroughly intrigued by this story!
Juliem chapter 1 . 7/21/2019
Great so far! I'm interested.
Pedro EXP chapter 1 . 7/20/2019
this is a test. kindly ignore.
chewbaccaoncrack chapter 1 . 7/17/2019
amazingggg
Susan WoodCarver chapter 1 . 7/8/2019
Absolutely love it! Just stopped reading for a moment to post this.
Me chapter 1 . 7/6/2019
One review per chapter, here we go:

HARRY IS F*ING ADORABLE!

Harry: What.
Majerus chapter 1 . 7/2/2019
Well, I've no idea why I waited this long to start reading but here I am and I'm smiling, so that's a good start :)
Jean Scroggins chapter 1 . 6/28/2019
You caught my attention with the very first paragraph. I cant wait to begin the next chapter .
MMastafii chapter 1 . 5/30/2019
I have recently written a harry potter fanfic, with some original characters. It's my first attempt at something like this and a work in progress! But something I plan to finish with many chapters. I would immensely appreciate if you could take a look and leave any kind of criticism, so I can become a better writer. Even if its harsh! (I can take it don’t worry ;) )

Heres the link:
s/13263707/1/Airborne-A-Quidditch-Story

Favourited, keep up the good work
softprongs chapter 1 . 5/18/2019
instead of after or 50 shades of gray this fanfic should be adapted into a film
Berrybanana05 chapter 1 . 5/13/2019
I LOVE THIS
Cherub Kapoor chapter 1 . 5/13/2019
So people in the Muggle world, like Mrs. Figg, know about the magical world and had an owl at her disposal to communicate with the magical world, but well read and aware people like Harry and his father don't even have a clue about all this? Doesn't this seem a bit out of place? Could you reason it out?
talented2 chapter 1 . 5/13/2019
That's why there are rules against Double names in Germany (With few exceptions). I mean come on: Potter-Evans-Verres is just ridiculous. Aren't there similar rules in England?
And what happenes if Harry Potter-Evans-Verres marries Jane Doe-Musterman-White and they adopt John Whatever? Will he be called John Whatever-Doe-Musterman-White-Potter-Evans-Verres?
PS: Sorry for posting this review anonymously I have trouble loging in. Oh and I like you story so far
Harry Potter Fan chapter 1 . 5/8/2019
what did u mean when you said then a boys voice said calmly and quietly okay?
GuidingHand chapter 1 . 5/6/2019
Oh, Mrs. Figg. Great lady!
DR chapter 1 . 5/2/2019
This seems pretty good for a Harry Potter fanfic. I like the first chapter, and it may prove to be pretty good entertainment.
TheLizard-ling chapter 1 . 4/29/2019
'the death eaters eaters' lmao
I just love how Harry interacts with everyone! he is bound to surprise me haha!
TheLizard-ling chapter 1 . 4/28/2019
what a lovely first chapter! I think I will really like this fic! rationality and magic? sign me up!
zoekortes chapter 1 . 4/21/2019
I can't help feeling jealous of Harry's intellect, vocabulary, and knowledge. I'm fourteen and have always thought myself bright. I't's disheartening to be showed up by a ten-year-old, fictional and created by an adult or not. Still, maybe I can learn from this fanfiction(something I never thought that I would ever think). I'm excited to begin!
Guest chapter 1 . 4/21/2019
Quite fun so far.
Drowe1951 chapter 1 . 4/3/2019
Wow so good
TutorialMOD chapter 1 . 3/26/2019
yyhhyyhhy
heather whether chapter 1 . 3/26/2019
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Dreamwalker-Bibliophile chapter 1 . 2/21/2019
thank you, so far this is amazing. baby harry being so rational makes me laugh a lot
kar.saadi chapter 1 . 2/15/2019
I'm at chapter 21 and have to say this.
I love you.
Thank you.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/14/2019
Hi,
I came to know about this fanfixtion only a few minutes before. I thought i should give a try and i came here. Actually now i cant stop reading. I am really curious to know what is gonna happen next. Your writing is very simple and curious generating. I dont know the exact word for that. At first i was like just a few lines to know why everyone says it that good. Now i dont think i won't be able to do Nything else other than reading this... until i finish it..thats it. Thats all i wanna say... and write more and more.. best wishes..prayers.. love you Ann
lltill chapter 1 . 2/11/2019
Very amazing story.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/1/2019
Great read, but usually a story demands a slightly more detailed description of the surroundings and a bit more visualisation of who we are talking about.
HarryPotterFangirl85 chapter 1 . 1/9/2019
Okay. Well, I’ve made it this far and I’m still not sure of this story. I’ve enjoyed most of the chapters, I’ve laughed quite a few times, but I have the feeling of not being able to connect with the characters. Alas, I find myself agreeing with the review of Gerryish.

I really wish I was a Sheldon Cooper, because then I could probably relate to this a lot more.
jerseydanielgibson chapter 1 . 12/31/2018
Ok, certainly quite different. Considering I never got into HPFF and I'm about to click the next button? I'm colored intrigued.
lszl chapter 1 . 12/27/2018
I have yet to read it and I really want anti-matter bombs or something else cool like a railgun.
SillySilver010 chapter 1 . 12/25/2018
haha what a funny ending to that chapter, just sort of sums up the feeling anyone would feel if such a thing were to happen
Golden DragonLord chapter 1 . 12/21/2018
More like .. Harry Potter and the Methods of Insanity
thebestofall chapter 1 . 12/18/2018
Seems like a really good start. I'll wait and see. This story has been hyped to the high heavens, so I might have a bit too high expectations.
DragonyPhoenix chapter 1 . 12/12/2018
Heee. This is amusing.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/10/2018
Mrs Figgs apperance at the end made me giggle. Maybe it was due to a combination of her and harry being confused.
The-Wize-1 chapter 1 . 12/2/2018
Wow. Just.

Wow.
Diromonte chapter 1 . 11/27/2018
I like the ending. "What." This is good reading.

Just imagining the character from the books and movies, who in one turn is a crazy cat lady, and in the next turn lectures Harry about showing a patronus maxim spell, while still saying to keep the charm up in case more Dementors come, being Harry Potters first gateway into the magical realm of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Kind of fits in a way, but her being a crazy cat lady should have afforded Harry a bit of skepticism right about then.

Still. "What."
akorah chapter 1 . 11/22/2018
Ahh, this is marvelous! Mrs. Figg, such a dear. Interesting that the entire AU hinges on Lily allowing Petunia a single taste of magic. What a world.
rebecahl97 chapter 1 . 11/15/2018
i am here screaming, for him not be such an idiot enough to let himself be used by quirrelll! kid! WTH!

(this story is intense but awesomely magnificent so far
BorderLand chapter 1 . 10/30/2018
Harry will have to let his sanity behind when he goes to Hogwarts.
fundoogal chapter 1 . 10/24/2018
This is my third or fourth attempt at reading this fic. I just can't. It is so haphazard that I get headaches after 1 chapter.
Allison chapter 1 . 10/22/2018
This might seem like such a small thing in the grand scheme of things, but is there a love interest? Or did I miss something? Lovely story so far though.
BookWormGirl93 chapter 1 . 10/13/2018
this story gives me anxiety. I tried to like it but I only got as far as chapter 17 before I felt like puking with anxiety. it started off really cool, but then Harry decided to be a dumbass by not going into Hufflepuff house. that's when it went downhill. for being so smart, he can be clueless. really annoying.
Pteaset chapter 1 . 10/12/2018
I like it
AnimeVampire chapter 1 . 10/12/2018
This is a really promising start! I love this concept and it’s well written too- Fantastic!
jamesleeming15 chapter 1 . 10/8/2018
This is the sort of fic that not only intellectually overshadows the original books (like a total lunar eclipse) but it also gets its Latin right. Not just google-translate 'right', but the author clearly either knows Latin himself, or found an expert, or ran across the quote: see chapter 74. Truly, you have to have a very high IQ to appreciate this.
Drowe1951 chapter 1 . 10/5/2018
So good I love it
blazer0199 chapter 1 . 9/29/2018
I don't get the its already pretty good 3 chapters in...
Guest chapter 1 . 9/29/2018
This is goos
BobSaysHello34 chapter 1 . 9/27/2018
First thought.

The bloody hell. This book has 122 chapters
pwtcmcneil chapter 1 . 9/26/2018
I'm not going to read this right now, it is far too complex for what i want in a story, HOWEVER, it looks like a masterpiece and i will (eventually at some point) come back to read this in the future, so don't take me not reading it as an excuse for you not to read it!
Nichalia chapter 1 . 9/25/2018
Lol what.
journalsandtea chapter 1 . 9/1/2018
This is THE best Harry Potter fanfiction I've EVER read! First chapter and I'm already HOOKED! Thank you for sharing your wonderful work with the fandom!
yomunot chapter 1 . 8/20/2018
Nice start!
lGrl0hwI9pfg8YLidY42 chapter 1 . 8/18/2018
Well, here I am, looking at the best fanfiction and one of the best fictions in general that I've come across. HPMoR has an *immense* re-read value. You always pick upon something small you missed before.

Some highly recommended further resources:

The r/HPMoR subreddit is interesting, although it's very slow-moving now. Author of this story is a moderator there.

tvtropes*org/pmwiki/pmwiki*php/Fanworks/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality
(replace asterisks with periods) has a list of continuations and spin-offs. Among these, I highly recommend Following the Phoenix, also here on FFnet.

Happy reading!
fellow writer chapter 1 . 8/17/2018
Hi. You are possibly being plagiarized by a scraper site: /fiction/harry-potter_harry-potter-and-the-methods-of-rationality

We're talking about it here: r/FanFiction/comments/97ztbi/fanfictionscom_site_scraped_my_story/
Guest chapter 1 . 7/27/2018
You are really awesome!
Morning Songbird chapter 1 . 7/23/2018
I can't stop laughing
Morning Songbird chapter 1 . 7/23/2018
I can't stop laughing
Siddhi chapter 1 . 7/21/2018
Absolutely love this! Can't wait to read more.
Iliekcoke chapter 1 . 7/18/2018
ok, ten out of 10, best ever
BerserkLittleCook chapter 1 . 7/17/2018
I have only just noticed as I am rereading: the centaurs knew all along! If Lilly didn't give in to Petunia's wish, she would never marry Professor Verres and Harry would never be who he got to be and he would never tear apart the very stars in heaven! And the centaurs warned her not to! Great detail there!
Thor chapter 1 . 7/11/2018
Nightress5

he's not selling it dipshit, that's someone else doing it
Nightress5 chapter 1 . 7/11/2018
Ok, there's so much wrong with this fic (so much wrong I could write a very lengthy paper on this fic and submit it to my college for my senior research project). But one of my issues that I have is the profiting of this fic based on a work you hold no intellectual property of (that and the writing and behavior of 11 year old characters who don't act their age, not to mention a young 11-year-old Draco threatening to rape Hermionie?) but the fact that you feel it's okay to sell this work on Amazon for $80 (again, must I stress you hold no intellectual ownership over Harry Potter so why are you selling this work? I don't think JK would be ecstatic to find out). Or the fact that you ask your readers to donate to a nonprofit institute that you created just so you could update the work faster (which again is prioritizing off a work you hold no intellectual property of).
Michiman chapter 1 . 7/1/2018
The last line on chapter one got me laughing
hi chapter 1 . 6/24/2018
hi
lionidus chapter 1 . 6/21/2018
fiest stoey to male laugh so much im pretty sure my mum thinks im insane becouse of the amount of laughter
Irene Namikaze chapter 1 . 6/20/2018
This story is amazing.
Wonderful plot and great humour plus good grammar.
Just amazing. Keep it up
H chapter 1 . 6/18/2018
I'm reading the PDF version of HPMOR on my phone, currently on "Self Actualization". At first I thought this was gonna be another one of those cliché fanfics in which Harry was too overly perfect, but your fanfic turned out to be amazing. The plot is great, your writing style keeps getting better, and the science is conveyed successfully in the fiction. I'm really enjoying HPMOR.
JB chapter 1 . 6/11/2018
As I am reading this for free the only request being reviews for each chapter, I will oblige. I like that the characters are believably rational, they still disagree, tension is created, and a story unfolds.
Guest chapter 1 . 5/21/2018
Brilliant, I love it, the names, the story of Verneon - no drilling machines - and this lovely Harry.
MissyMockingjay chapter 1 . 5/14/2018
The end of this chapter with Draco made ma actually cry from laughing too much...
TonyJC chapter 1 . 5/9/2018
Did Jimmy Neutron replace Harry Potter or something? This ten year old has an IQ of 200 or something, it's unreal.
Guest chapter 1 . 4/24/2018
OMG
i seriously like it.
Scientific and stuff
Totally digg how Petunia turns out, how did she end up with the professor though?
PointlessSanity chapter 1 . 4/16/2018
"What."

"WhAT"

"WHaTdaFuq'
methods of chapter 1 . 4/15/2018
This fic is widely considered to have really hit its stride starting at around Chapter 5?
cateyerose chapter 1 . 4/13/2018
Amazing, Amazing, Amazing.
M.R. Paulson chapter 1 . 4/13/2018
Hullo,
I'd like to comment a little on this chapter. It was a lot of fun, and overall I liked it. I'd like to point out a single error in the chapter, in paragraph two. It reads: "This is the living room of the house occupied by the eminent Professor Michael Verres-Evans, and his wife, Mrs. Petunia Evans-Verres, and their adopted son, Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres". It is a minor mistake, if one may even consider it a mistake, but it bothered me when I read it as it uses 'and' twice before the next bit. "AND his wife... AND their adopted son". If you could possibly fix it so it reads "This is the living room of the house occupied by the eminent Professor Michael Verres-Evans, his wife; Mrs. Petunia Evans-Verres, and their adopted son, Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres" The change would be simple, getting rid of that first 'and' as well as adding a semicolon after wife. (A basic rule of grammar, to make sure that the reader does not interpret that he lived with Mrs. Petunia, His Wife, and their adopted son) Thank you and I hope you consider making this minor change
HowOddSheMustBeToBeMad chapter 1 . 4/12/2018
gah I hate Dumbledore, I wish this story was dark!harry
el33ri chapter 1 . 4/8/2018
Neat!
HowOddSheMustBeToBeMad chapter 1 . 4/8/2018
I already love this book and I've only read the first three paragraphs, I love how you kept their last names. I've always hated how when they got married the females took on the males last name, I love how you have kept it the same!
Gargi Kulkarni chapter 1 . 4/6/2018
I was very, very impressed and intrigued with the concept. Looks interesting so far. Also, the parallel between Harry's old abused life with the Dursleys and here, its a stark contrast and very refreshing to read.
The writing style portrays rationality and maturity. Order, precision stand out in young Harry's thoughts.
Excited to read further!
Fredrica chapter 1 . 3/23/2018
I don’t understand the last sentence of Ch 1. Should it be something like “what the heck?” Or “and I thought she looked perfectly ordinary...”
Ty chapter 1 . 3/14/2018
I can only imagine that you've gotten this exact comment a thousand times before, but "What." is the perfect, ridiculous-because-of-how-reasonable-it-is response. I love it, it made me laugh!

"Really hits its stride around chapter five" - pah. It's delightful from the get-go.
Hihhnnhhhbb chapter 1 . 3/12/2018
Oh god, I love the sorting hat so much, its so hilarious!
Guest chapter 1 . 3/5/2018
Thanks for writing. I'm engrossed! An OKC cutie recommended hpmor and here I am. Loving the triangulation in the family, the biased disdain for the dismissive father - I'd forgotten why I like fiction: the author can do anything they want!
Rebel.jr chapter 1 . 3/1/2018
this is beautiful first chapter and a neutral mood is instantly a good mood thank you for brightening my day and keep doing you
AlenDarkStar chapter 1 . 2/25/2018
A good start. I like this change in Petunia and Harry.
sinor gamer chapter 1 . 2/25/2018
my mind has been blown!
Critical2023 chapter 1 . 2/22/2018
got thru ch. 3 but don't see any need to continue.
trsall chapter 1 . 2/20/2018
LOL!
jraeross chapter 1 . 2/7/2018
Omg...
Just caught the death note reference
GreenMasks chapter 1 . 2/6/2018
What.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/4/2018
Great piece of prose!
I don’t like a prose much, but that one got me.

I feel some rationalist conclusions are a bit imposed, though. I mean these could be done not so obviously. But I hope that gets better in the next chapters!

All in all,
Amazing! Simply amazing!
Arrowman chapter 1 . 2/4/2018
Intriguing.
evergreen-icy chapter 1 . 1/20/2018
This Harry is just… Amazing. To think a twelve years old boy went though all this and managed to get out unbroken. He is not perfectnot at all, I must added. He made so much trouble, although he couldn't help it.)but he stands on his own feet, face the consequences of killing and war. And I really hope he do love Draco and HermioneI think he does, despite all the manipulate he did).
AnnaCromwell chapter 1 . 1/19/2018
Here I am, back at this masterpiece. I forgot it was still up here!
DarkLordFluffy chapter 1 . 1/9/2018
haven't read much of this yet but I'm seriously giggling over the fact you basically have a Sheldon Harry Potter.
By Ireland cole chapter 1 . 1/6/2018
The boys in the sella I will have this discussion girl to girl where's that boy supposed to be my son Hermione Granger says I didn't take a boat the evil black witch says I don't believe you and bites hamanis on and says I don't believe you and it says in my blood
RoyalBunny chapter 1 . 1/2/2018
This is very interesting so far, and I like it! 3

~RoyalBunny
beigedecore chapter 1 . 12/30/2017
My favourite part was, 'What.' Lolll :)
thedawnmouse chapter 1 . 12/15/2017
I read this story a long time ago but I would just like to tell you it reached number 14 on this list. 15-craziest-harry-potter-fan-fictions-of-all-time/
IamtheK chapter 1 . 11/27/2017
Awww, I love that Mrs. Figg was there to safe the day
RadiallyStranger chapter 1 . 11/15/2017
This. Is the ultimate Harry Potter FanFiction for me
Fiction is the Truth chapter 1 . 11/13/2017
Harry’s so confused.
kamastercutter chapter 1 . 11/5/2017
So great
Guest chapter 1 . 10/30/2017
The jargon was a bit much for me, but you got me with Mrs. Figg appearing.
spyinsecret007 chapter 1 . 10/27/2017
The most boring book I have ever read. Way to overrated. Not a fan of it at all
John Doe chapter 1 . 10/26/2017
Here from a comment left on minutephysics, after he did a video addressing Harry Potter's time travel interpretation... I'm so excited to read this; this is such a creative and amazing idea for a fic.
PheonixBJB chapter 1 . 10/25/2017
Well that was the greatest fix I’ve ever read...
silizar chapter 1 . 10/23/2017
I found this fic in the commentary section of 9gag; can't believe I hadn't read it yet.
Guest chapter 1 . 10/11/2017
Promising
I was recommended to this Fan Fiction by a friend. He told me I would love it and hate him (for tying up my valuable reading time for so long)
I fear he may be correct on both counts.

David Farrant
ultimatequeenoffandoms chapter 1 . 10/9/2017
This seems so cool!
Druid's Square chapter 1 . 9/29/2017
Hey, quick question: What would this Harry's thoughts be on Quodpot, the American Quidditch variant? To describe it, it's basically basketball on broomsticks, but replace the ball with a live time bomb. No bludgers, no snitch, just a ball that can explode at any moment. I imagine it would be something like:
"As a sport, it's not stupid like quidditch. In fact it's rules are straightforward and fair. But only the extremely stupid or criminally insane would want to play it."
RadFoxUK chapter 1 . 9/26/2017
funny
Coquette chapter 1 . 9/21/2017
Love this Harry, very proper and cute!
Boulouakoulouzek chapter 1 . 9/21/2017
Salut, je suis une lectrice française (sans blagues u_u) et je voulais juste saluer ton travail parce que j'ai lu la merveilleuse traduction d'AdrienH. Alors même si tu comprends pas cette review, je pense qu'il était important de laisser une trace dans l'histoire originale.

Thank you for this story !

Soundousse
Chucklebot3000 chapter 1 . 9/13/2017
Love the Author's style. Dear god, where do you get all of your scientific jargin from?
Magnanimous Broccoli chapter 1 . 9/7/2017
I think that where this function truly comes into its own as literature is that (unlike most fanfiction where they diverge from clichedom once or twice before being dragged back into the sea of mediocrity) you continue to surprise me again and again never once doing as expected. it's truly refreshing.
Ignis chapter 1 . 8/31/2017
Am I the only one who was reminded greatly of the Doctor by this Harry?

... Also, crossover with Doctor Who?
Saving Albus Dumbledore with the Tardis?
... Please? I KNOW you said you wouldn't do a sequal but...

PLEASE?! THE WORLD NEEDS IT TO EXIST!
Guest chapter 1 . 8/29/2017
Love this
Staggered Pichu chapter 1 . 8/28/2017
I haven't delved too deeply into the Harry Potter fandom before... so; if I am to test the waters, why not start strong and dive in with a story this large? It is obviously loved. Instead of just dipping my toes in and risk missing the full experience, I decided to give this a go.

So far you are a great writer. I have recognized no flaws in the first chapter. I am off to the second now.

(No less than one review per chapter, did you say? Or was it no more than one review per chapter? Regardless, I will leave them as I see fit. Lol.)
Guest chapter 1 . 8/27/2017
I love this book!
GreenThumbTarasova chapter 1 . 8/24/2017
My husband told me I would love this. I can't imagine what took me so long to pick it up, but it's a lovely start.
Bumbledorf chapter 1 . 8/12/2017
This is so good. I'm a fan of the novel, at least I used to be until i grew up and all the magic of the H.P books was gone for me. Thank you for this, now I can enjoy the world of J.K Rowling again.
wowo-trash chapter 1 . 7/28/2017
Twist and Shout doesn't have it's own webpage, damn props to this fic
n1k0g4m3r007 chapter 1 . 7/27/2017
OOOMMMGGG! This story is so funny, I couldn't stop laughing during the first 14 chapters (which is as far as I've read up until now).
Infinity128 chapter 1 . 7/26/2017
Loollll!
That was amazing!
Hilarious!
Infinity128 chapter 1 . 7/26/2017
lol
read the first chapter and I'm already loving it..Forget 5 chapter interest..I'm sticking with this till the end after the first chapter
Always wanted to look if there was any scientific side of magic in HP world..found the right fanfic I guess
Going to enjoy this chapter 1 . 7/25/2017
Yes I agree with if you can get to the first five chapters and are still interested ... then keep reading. If you get to chapter ten and you are ready to throw in the towel ... then what the heck ... are you guys reading what I'm reading?

I fully don't understand all the science speak throughout the story. I don't intended to grow and research the things that I don't understand. But I love the drama of the story. I love the message of the story. I love the humor of the story. That too me makes a good story.
Avatar Whitelighter chapter 1 . 7/25/2017
This Harry Potter is brilliant. Although he DOES have one MAJOR fault. At eleven years old he is much much to hard on the adults. He's down right rude to Professor Mongall several times in Dingon Alley.(I'm currently on chapter six). I don't care that he's a prolidge genius and a very rational human being. He is still eleven years old. He is still a child. He SHOULD still respect adults. But I can look past this fault in your Harry and finish this wonderfully brilliant plot you have going. (I'll review more I read. I just feel that this kind of review belonged in chapter one).
Guest chapter 1 . 7/24/2017
Very happy to be introduced to more Harry Potter in a very different perspective :)
Kimmytrainer chapter 1 . 7/23/2017
Oh, this is awesome! I love how you played out Petunia marrying Michael and not Vernon. This Petunia is cool XD also love that Harry calls them mum and dad
Guest chapter 1 . 7/22/2017
This is more pop psychology rather than any real science.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/17/2017
Awesome
Hermione.the.best chapter 1 . 7/10/2017
I think this story is great I really want a storie where Albus Severus go back in time and fall in love with Hermione and there not related I looked everywhere someone please help
Guest chapter 1 . 7/8/2017
Português
olisully chapter 1 . 7/4/2017
holy shit, it's good, thank you, it has been a pleasure reading this piece
Gillian Downie chapter 1 . 7/2/2017
Gripping already.
Tacitamura chapter 1 . 6/26/2017
Well... it was a really interesting experience to read this fic.
The epicness... Just waouh. Mind blowing I must say. Make me laugh a lot, fear for characters. I really loved this story. Amazing work
Pika5490 chapter 1 . 6/26/2017
"What." Almost made me start crying. Why, you ask? Well, because it's highly inappropriate to burst out laughing in the middle of a silent classroom, of course. Love it already.
A great start chapter 1 . 6/25/2017
I am intrigued. The intro seems to be well written with proper grammar. I look forward to the rest!
Vegard Beyer chapter 1 . 6/22/2017
Disclaimer: I've read a lot of Eliezer's writings on LessWrong already, I'm therefore more likely to grant this series more mistakes and weaknesses than I normally would. I also read Aaron Swartz's glowing review on his own site, which got me here. I had no idea this existed before, or that Eliezer wrote fiction (apart from explanatory diologues) at all.
That said, Swartz had mentioned that the warning about the first five chapters was accurate and that one should basically just get through those, as they're nice but not as great. I don't see how this is bad, and nobody really meant that it's bad, but if this is just nice in comparison, I immensely look forward to the rest of this and have no trouble with it at all. I consider this (along with "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman" and others) one of the pieces of writing I'd love to have my own hypothetical children grow up with.
Great.
the readette chapter 1 . 6/21/2017
333
D f of QT chapter 1 . 6/10/2017
I am nitpicking out of respect only; I have not read the other reviews so apologies if these already flagged and/or you are past caring about such things

grammar edit: the letter itself is not putative

RE chapter title, I would say the day was of high probability; at least, I believe I have evidence that there is a high probability that tomorrow will come. Some of the events may have been of low probability, but there is no data about how many mudbloods each year get the standard letter
Carlie chapter 1 . 6/8/2017
A friend recommended this a while back, and I've finally started reading it. It's very well-written, and I have enjoyed it so far! It's really interesting to see how Harry's personality would have different had he not be abused. I look forward to see how the rest of the story plays out! :)
Username to be determined chapter 1 . 6/6/2017
I think nox is a shortening of noctis. google translate says noctis means night, but is it probably wrong
AverageFish chapter 1 . 6/3/2017
This is amazing, you're brilliant, and you know it. Nothing to say that hasn't been said before. I'm just miffed you lost your place as most favourited work, so I'm adding my drop to the ocean.
walkingspring chapter 1 . 5/29/2017
I like this so far :)
Codename-SN chapter 1 . 5/29/2017
Oh my god. I'm almost screaming! What an introduction!
Zyraxus The Light Eater chapter 1 . 5/27/2017
Thank you for this story,It was well written, funny, and touching. The only part I didn't like was when Harry gave Hermione his cloak, but that's just personal a great story. Thank you again.
somethingracist012 chapter 1 . 5/21/2017
what the fuck!?
yukaraii chapter 1 . 5/19/2017
My friend recommended me this story, and I must admit I am quite drawn in by the first chapter.
MoonxSpiritxWolf chapter 1 . 5/19/2017
That was hilarious! I already love how this story is turning out!
Jhuffy chapter 1 . 5/17/2017
I love this! Harry is adorable. And his life sounds much better without the Dursleys.
Kkarrot chapter 1 . 5/14/2017
I read this chap yesterday and I cant wait to read the rest even though it will prob take years
love it though
surrexerunt chapter 1 . 4/28/2017
i only read a few chapters and i love this great job!
Fangirl101 chapter 1 . 4/26/2017
Hi!
I'm loving your FanFic so far, you really are a great writer!
I am doing a project at the moment to do with fandoms and reading, and I was wondering if you could fill out this quick survey for me: r/LD8D2X2
Thanks so much!
Guest chapter 1 . 4/25/2017
I was totally prepared to hold my opinions for chapter five, but the last line of this chapter was enough to leave me in stitches. I can't wait for to read more, but know that the characters and dialogue read through fantasticly even in such an unique alternate universe. (So far? I have good expectations.)
Miggy Miggs chapter 1 . 4/21/2017
Hi,

Hate saying well written as who am I to judge. Was very skeptical with the title to be honest, thought why not and have to admit from the second line I was quite hooked. Seeing the Dursleys being in a different light is really refreshing. Want to thank you in advance for this story

Reviewer note:
This is my first review(even after reading Harry Crow & a few others) you have made an impression
Scribble Novice chapter 1 . 4/20/2017
the games he is referencing don't exist yet. except maybe table top games
Guest chapter 1 . 4/19/2017
Seriously, though... what...
HeyLittleTrainWaitForMe chapter 1 . 4/13/2017
Hi, if you liked this fic I highly suggest you read this one down below. It's very similar to Harry the Hufflepuff and The Thief of Hogwarts if you like those two, and just as funny.
:) :) ;)

s/12445757/1/Flowers-for-Harry :)
Emmett chapter 1 . 4/11/2017
This is such an awesome book!
manbigpog chapter 1 . 4/10/2017
This is literally the best fanfiction I have ever read... very science-y and I cried with laughter!

Doom, doom, doom...
ack1308 chapter 1 . 4/6/2017
I've seen a lot of references to this fic. So far, it fails utterly to disappoint in any way.
TheLavenderHour chapter 1 . 4/3/2017
"what"
My thoughts exactly!
FeMorgenstern11 chapter 1 . 4/2/2017
haha, I really loved the end!
Guest chapter 1 . 3/24/2017
Hi, I have no idea how I stumbled across this fic, but here I am. I really like it so far, (that's and understatement lol) but yeah awesome job! :)
WildNoa13474 chapter 1 . 3/24/2017
I'm starting to think the founders are in Harry's head..
ojdahiya chapter 1 . 3/16/2017
I love this already.
Guest chapter 1 . 3/10/2017
This is a brilliant beginning.
guest chapter 1 . 2/18/2017
I just started reading this (I know its late) and this story is one of the BEST books I've actually read for HP (and I've read a LOT of them)
BlackSymphonyIsTrash chapter 1 . 2/6/2017
You. Are. A. GENIUS!
reader chapter 1 . 1/29/2017
I don't usually read HP fanfiction, but I've heard such good things about this one. And it's looking good so far :)
kronoan chapter 1 . 1/27/2017
Ha ha ha! Great start! LOLWUT? Priceless!
Guest chapter 1 . 1/18/2017
Sazgar
Croatian girl chapter 1 . 1/16/2017
Hello! I'm writing this (my first ever) review and I would like to thank you for an amazing work! The moment I started reading, I was hooked! True, the characters are not absolutely the same as Rowlings, but that's the whole point of fanfiction in general. You took something childish and shaped it into philosophical questions about life and it's meaning! I can't imagine the amount of dedication and work you put into this, but for me, your work is on pair, if not even better than the original (and everyone who are against it can shove it). And I absolutely adore your Harry.
All in all, you blew my mind, you are awesome!
Aislynn Crowdaughter chapter 1 . 1/15/2017
Hi, there! I just found this fic by recommendation and I am very glad I did; it starts welland promises to be a great read! Just one question: I found the mirror site but you don't seem to have it published at AO3? That would be great,because they allow for fics to be posted in e-book format, too.
Anyway, I love the different start from the orgiginal book and how Petunia managed to avoid falling for Vernon Dursley and got to marry Michael instead. Also the different kind of abuse (dismissal) is interesting. But the best is Mrs. Figgs here; her matter-of-factly interference is just perfect and nicely to the point. Great start! Thank you for writing and sharing!
yuritsudalove chapter 1 . 12/31/2016
Well here I am, just starting to read... For the second time. Hope I finish this time...
Shadow Knight Destroyer chapter 1 . 12/30/2016
I have never seen a story so popular in my life...bravo.
Tch chapter 1 . 12/26/2016
I really liked the description of the father. It find it true that a lot of people telling themself scientific reject a lot of theories without actually testing them or even looking at them. Of course it is impossible to test everything and we finally have to believe in something (for example the people who write scientific publications!), but I find it important to stay humble in these cases and recognize our beliefs are beliefs.

It is also intersesting but one of the thing making it difficult is his image.
Willowsle chapter 1 . 12/8/2016
I am already in love with this. I usually stick to marauder era stories but omg, this is just too good already. I'm so glad this is finished so i can binge read it!
lisa-yo chapter 1 . 11/26/2016
THIS MIGHT BE A SPOILER FOR SOMEONE who hasn't finished the fic yet and is reding through the reviews somehow:

I believe the italicised part is the part where Harry kills the death eaters and captures Voldemort. Awesome work!
Jatok chapter 1 . 11/13/2016
Lol. I've come back to read this because i stopped for some reason. I looked on the website a bit, and it's made me more curious. I hope i enjoy
Auto Cerebral Star chapter 1 . 11/9/2016
It's November 8th and I don't understand my country anymore, so I've decided to re-read this fic to make myself feel better.
It's nice to know that a few truly rational minds do exist out there, even if it's not here... in the same way that it's nice to know other planets exist, though I'll never actually visit them.
Comforting in an abstract way, but ultimately meaningless.
Saransh chapter 1 . 11/9/2016
Wow. Great starting point. Already hooked!
Guest chapter 1 . 11/6/2016
Hilarious
Flying Flitwicks chapter 1 . 11/6/2016
What, indeed. I'm loving this so far!
HecateMist chapter 1 . 11/5/2016
Yes, yes, YES! A fanfic with novel-quality writing! Yayyyy!
Anatia chapter 1 . 11/4/2016
I found interesting that Petunia looks bettr now due to Lily's help. The idea is funny and totally like "why not?" harry's psychologycal knowledge is intersting, I like how he sees his parents' behaviour, how he analises it. I know that I would find pleasure in reading this story. Harry's letter was also good. I am not native speaker, so nice and elegant expressions and wording gives me a positive feeling. There was a sentence ending with "then do it in/with style". i loved it and smiled at it. A ten years old boy testing a theory, a totally silly and irrational theory, and pays attention to stlye. :D:D hehehe.
boethius chapter 1 . 10/27/2016
Read this God-tier parody over the summer. I enjoyed it more than the source material. Rereading now with a better understanding of Bayesian probability theory.
Flamboyant Turtle chapter 1 . 10/15/2016
sequel pls
sfvsKJBNKJBN chapter 1 . 10/11/2016
x v xc
whitehound chapter 1 . 9/22/2016
Huh - I've always said, with reference to whether or not to believe in psychic experiences which I have actually had, that science begins with observation not theory, and "I'm a scientist - I believe in what works. Afterwards I'll worry about *why* it works." It's nice to know that Feynman agreed with me.
Rambling Drabble chapter 1 . 9/18/2016
Time for my review-through of HPMoR. My first read-through was as fast as possible, driven by insomnia and the need to know what happens next, but I'll take it a little slower this time. Don't know how long it will take, but I'll do it till it's done. I need to learn how to write in 3rd person, not just 1st, and I figured another session of HPMoR was just what I needed. In the meantime, I'll be commenting on anything new that I see. Here goes:

1. Verres Glasses (might be a description of the Professor having glasses, or it could be more).
2. A centaur told Lily not to make Petunia pretty because the world would end if she did. :)
3. Show Interest and Good Parent are capitalized? Guess that IS more important than taking children seriously, most of the time. Course, I'm half on the other of that, but I can relate to both sides.
4. Note to self for 3rd person grammarism: Sometimes (Time quantifier) Harry (character from whose POV the 3rd person is limited) wanted (intent/feeling verb) to scream at his father (intent/feeling result).
1st person version: Sometimes, I wanted to scream at my father.
5. Love this quote: "If he was going to descend into madness, he was going to do it in style."
HPMoR in a nutshell.
6. Damn, just realized something that will easily qualify as unoriginal within my own stuff, with how much that something parallels the ending to this chapter. I wish my brain wouldn't be so darn set on using things that I've already read WITHOUT my awareness. When I know about it, I can disclaim or avoid it, but this... damn.

Oh well, that's it for this chapter. #2, I'm coming for you.
Innarosn chapter 1 . 9/18/2016
Please sign this petition take-action/take-action-save-japan-dolphins/
Nicole chapter 1 . 9/17/2016
I don't have a review or a critique because I am not a writer...
I DO have a question, why do you think Harry would call Petunia and her husband mom and dad? Is that a significance of affection? What was your intention of making Harry so willing to call them mom and dad when he is supposed to be driven by logic? They aren't his mom and dad yet he calls his biological parents, such?
blood-doll-aishiteru chapter 1 . 9/14/2016
Michel is not being the brightest by refusing to even experiment on the subject of magic, after all science is in constant change, in the past many things we can do in the field of medicine today would be considered witchcraft, so even if magic exists it could simply mean phenomena that science cannot yet explain.
midnightsnapdragon chapter 1 . 9/13/2016
This is really, really good! Harry growing up as a Scientific Child? Yes, please. And his 'going down with style' into the madness - YES, way to go, Harry. Setting an example to the Stylishly Mad since forever. I also loved the bit where the withered old lady next door randomly turns out to be a sympathetic witch - or squib - who helps out and shakes her head in disappointment at the Stupid Mailing System.
Imma read on!
Guest chapter 1 . 9/11/2016
Huy cf
Guest chapter 1 . 9/8/2016
Awesome! This is the cutest fanfic I've ever read
Lady of the Sky chapter 1 . 9/7/2016
This is off to a good start.
TheTurtleWolf chapter 1 . 9/6/2016
Look, I checked out this fic a long while ago, and while there are some moments that made me laugh hysterically, there are others that made me clench my fist in in silence frustration and anger. I've since looked back at it, mostly through tv tropes, and there are some things things still tick me off, or just outright confuse me. So, some questions and comments:

Do you just not like the Gryffindor house or something? If this is just the opinion of Harry in the fic, where he refers to them as hero wannabes, then I felt that this fact, that is was just his opinion, wasn't conveyed well enough.

Can you please explain why the snitch needs to be eliminated from quidditch? I never got that. Also, the gold and silver thing for the bank left me scratching my head in confusion.

In regards to Voldemort's less than wise decisions, I've always found that pride is a fairly valid excuse for an oversight/flaw. I consider it a good story telling element if the characters are just as capable of making bad/idiotic decisions as they are good/smart decisions, just like how people are in real life. Intelligence / common sense. I hold that this applies no matter how many degrees someone has, nor how well educated they might be.

My sincerest apologies if I come across as ranting, but there are just some things I had to get off my chest.
SilentSnowLeopardNinja chapter 1 . 9/4/2016
Lol well then. Must suck to have a pompous dick for a dad. Oh wait...James is dead. That was crude. My bad. Anyways I hope I'm up to your challenge of reading this story past chapter ten. I'll probably only be able to read this whole thing if it's my cup of tea and like it very much.
JD73hsnHSBDF chapter 1 . 9/2/2016
Interesting beginning andbi love the way Harry talks! And i quite like Petunia's characterization, too.
ArtemisKirara7 chapter 1 . 8/30/2016
Hey!
So I started reading this after seeing a post in Buzzfeed which stated this as highly recommended and the extremely tantalizing description. I was initially apprehensive as a large portion of what shaped Harry to be who he is was his upbringing. If there's a drastic change in that, it would alter the essence of his character itself, a concept I haven't chanced upon in decently written fanfiction so far. But this first chapter is extremely intriguing. I'm hooked. Good job!
Just a Reader chapter 1 . 8/28/2016
Ahh, very interesting !
I can tell I'm going to love this work. Beautifully written, original plot line and not to mention the brilliant references that give every Harry Potter Fan a burst of joy.
Cannot wait to continue, I feel a all-nighter coming along... Better grab the snacks. c;
All that aside, great work ! I'll keep an eye out for more of your writing in the future.
RoseLilian chapter 1 . 8/27/2016
You probably have a lot of reviews about how great this chapter is, but here's another one anyway. I love how even if Harry is more rational and has a more comfortable existence, he still retains some of the emotional scarring of the original story. Great writing!
Robinh00d chapter 1 . 8/20/2016
This is such good quality writing. I could truly see this as a book, especially concerning the flow of the words, and again, the quality.
emilarate chapter 1 . 8/13/2016
I know this street is 6 years old, so you may not see this, but I had to comment.

When I started this story (which I found on a rec page) I appreciated your warning - I have read many stories like that. I am writing to say, though, it dying need the warning! I was hooked immediately! Thank you for writing this and strength so much time with these characters.

Good Luck!
Z 08.07.16 chapter 1 . 8/7/2016
Thank you for this amazing read. I LOVED the podcast and loved to trail along during the audible version as I read this. You have a great way with words. Loved it all! And ignore all the dumb haters. Criticism is nice, but when they break it down into hate, calling it "criticism", just ignore it all. You're a great enough writer to be able to tell the difference between people who truly offer a word of advice or suggestion vs hateful wannabe writers out there who just want to throw you under th ebus because they're jealous.
sindhuvasudev chapter 1 . 8/6/2016
Dear Mr. Yudkowsky ,

I started reading HPMOR a couple of years ago but due to logistical difficukties, discontinued; only to get back to it last week. To say that it has been unputdownable would be accurate. I am currently about to begin chapter 93 and Hermione's present condition (avoiding spoilers for those who haven't got there yet) has left me quite unsettled.. you could have been a tad bit more merciful. But that's just a hollow wish , since neither reality nor literature is merciful. :( I know that ,but I still wish it hadn't been this way.
I am letting my Kindle recharge as I write this.
Thank you, for writing HPMOR.. As you are aware, your talents and rationality are much appreciated.

Yours spellboundedly ,
Sindhu.
Ghfuhdbsnsjm chapter 1 . 8/4/2016
I wanted to add something I thought was notable; this completely ruined me on the regular Harry Potter books. In fact, it makes the third Harry Potter fanfiction I've read that completely outclassed the original books. Kudos to you.
Great Wordsmith chapter 1 . 7/31/2016
It turns out that the full extent of my review was not seen last time. I'll just post again. Here goes:

I was initially very dubious of the premise of this particular story. To be completely frank, I never really had much of an interest in reading this. Given the immense cesspool of trash that is the Harry Potter fanfiction archive, you can understand my initial hesitance to foray into this story. That said, I eventually gave in to my impulse and read this story on a whim. Maybe it was the statistics this story boasts (19000 favourites, 15000 follows and 32000 reviews) that enthralled me, but there was just something that tempted me to read this, so I did. Not a day goes by that I do not utterly regret that decision.

Eliezer Yudkowsky is a highly intelligent man and one that I respect for his prodigious intellect. This story (if it can be called such) does not at all reflect that prodigious intellect well. That you wrote this, Eliezer, is something that I find ridiculous. I may sound harsh, but that’s just my honest opinion and I don’t intend to be euphemistic about it. Forgive me for my brutal honesty and bluntness, but your story is amongst the most horrible I have ever read. I had assumed that it was a brilliant masterpiece (based solely on the aforementioned statistics) but I was wrong.

Admittedly, this actually made a superficially good first impression. By the time I got to chapter four, however, all my interest died a painful and horrible death. This story is nothing short of an utter travesty that should be reviewed with a fine-tooth comb to find all the errors. That said, I’m gonna deconstruct this story one step at a time.

You certainly have an interesting premise for your fanfiction, I'll give you that, but I find that the story completely lacks substance. The character interaction was, in my opinion, rather brief and somewhat stiff in a stilted, rudimentary manner. Additionally, their personal feelings remained largely unexplored (via some level of introspection) throughout the story and the way in which it was narrated just made it seem odd and awkward. The prose was good, given that you made good use of your grasp of the English language. That was the only good thing that I found. The humour was just ludicrous.

That’s just the précis of all of the errors that littered this story. It is fraught with so many errors I doubt that I’ll be able to adequately outline them all, but I’ll do my best. Let’s begin. _

Character Portrayal:

The one thing that consistently annoys me in fanfiction pertains to character portrayal. I can understand that fanfiction was designed to specifically engender writers to create a story based on events that annoyed them. However, having a character that is completely out of character is inexcusable. There must be some explanation and or plot detail that mandates that the character must be out of character, or else any sudden and inexplicable changes will just kill any form of immersion that I had with the story.

That is precisely what happened here. I will freely admit that I was engrossed in the first chapter based on the premise alone. It’s a rather interesting one that got me hooked, but once I reached chapter two my immersion was killed. I can accept that Harry is a child prodigy. Hell, I even endorse those types of stories where he’s not the dumbass he is in canon. This just killed any interest I had in such stories.

Your version of Harry is a highly intelligent and seemingly eminent one. I can stomach that. What I really despised was the fact that he’s a pretentious, arrogant snob. Seriously, what the fuck?! His ability to recite complex scientific theorems at a whim came across as being contrived initially and escalated to the point that it became detestable by chapter four. The gratuitous inclusion of his attempts at understanding magic by applying science to it was ridiculous and annoying at points. All that it succeeded in doing was making him go off on a tangent and unnecessarily complicating the story.

Frankly, Harry’s character was mangled so badly by this story that I just find it cringe-worthy. Canonically, he’s a bit on the timid side with more than a piquancy of self-doubts and diffidence. He has none of that here, however. He’s just an overconfident, acerbic and wholly unlikable brat, and he’s just eleven years old. I would not wish to see what he’s like at age twenty or so. I assume it would make my eyes bleed based on what I’ve seen thus far.

So, to sum it up, Harry Potter is pompous, snobbish and pretentious. Had you decided to stop there I would have swallowed my suspension of disbelief and accepted it. But you didn’t stop there. You proceeded to make your protagonist into the epitome of a Mary Sue. Based on Wikipedia’s definition, a Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through unrealistic abilities. Often this character is recognized as an author insert or wish-fulfillment.

That is precisely what Harry is: a Mary Sue. It may not seem explicit, but it is definitely there. There is literally no-one in the entirety of the story who has a real conflict with him. Snape and Voldemort are both there only because it is an obligatory part of fiction nowadays. Even then, the conflict between them was not developed or explored in a satisfactory manner. Bloody fucking hell, man, that was just rubbish. That is just the tip of the iceberg here. I would like to continue, but I can’t use my entire review ranting about one thing, so I’ll move on to the other issues.

Hermione’s character was just utter and complete crap. I personally dislike the canonical Hermione quite a bit, so I may be biased in my judgment. However, if she is well-written and given character depth I will begrudgingly accept her. That did not at all happen here. She is a shallow and extremely annoying brat, one that I dislike immensely, even more so than in canon. Canonically, she’s a prissy bookworm that has an annoying tendency to go off on tangents when explaining things. Here, all of her negative traits are magnified to the nth degree. Seriously, I hated it.

You really ruined Draco Malfoy. He’s another character I’m not really fond of, but I’ll accept him is he’s well done. Canonically, he’s the typical conceited rich brat. Here, not only does he have all of the aforementioned vices, but he’s got some very malevolent intents. I don’t know about anyone else, but I think that rape is a pretty serious thing. That he’s contemplating rape makes him a horrible monster. That he’s eleven-fucking-years-old makes it even more of an egregious occurrence. Seriously, what the hell were you thinking writing this? You have a prepubescent boy discussing a serious infraction so cavalierly and you think it’s acceptable?! I would advise you to reevaluate that scene and try to see things from my perspective. Given your response to criticism before, I doubt that you will, but I recommend it nonetheless.

The characters aside from Harry, Hermione and Draco were just bland. Comparing them to cardboard cutouts is a disservice to the cardboard cutouts. Yes, IT WAS THAT BAD. You failed completely to flesh out anyone in a realistic manner, and I find that I just consider them all lifeless two-dimensional objects. Inert, disposable waste is a very accurate description of the characters in this story. The only reason that I analyzed Harry, Hermione and Draco separately is they were especially horrendous. Please take my advice and reevaluate it all.
_

Character Interactions:

This was God-awful in its execution. Like I said before, the characters were bland. Once again, the character interaction was, in my opinion, rather brief and somewhat stiff in a stilted, rudimentary manner. The dialogue was bland, the characters’ actions were disproportionate and I found that it was all completely boring. There was no real tension in the interactions, and there was no feeling at all. It just felt like someone was narrating a movie to me, and not doing a particularly good job at that. _

Prose/Story Telling:

Once again, this was rather underwhelming. Your ability to weave an engrossing tale is rudimentary at best, which led to boredom on my part when reading this story. Your story lacked any form of dramatic tension, legitimate conflict and feeling. There really was nothing at all that tethered my interest here. I only read through this story to see if it improved, and it did not.

I will freely concede that your grasp of the English language is good. Sadly, that is not something that translates to one being a good, compelling writer. If you wish to see an example of exemplary story-telling and prose, check stories written by S’TarKan (Team 8) and or HitokiriOTD (Tempered in Water). Those authors have a masterful grasp of the English language and you can learn a thing or two by following their example. _

All in all, this story was nothing like what I had anticipated. There were really no redeeming qualities at all, and I think that this is an utter and complete travesty. I did not enjoy it at all. Hell, the only reason I bothered to read through all 122 chapters and 661000 words is because I always try to finish a story once I start to read it.

What I recommend to you is that you revamp your writing style completely. Only then will you improve significantly. The last thing is that I do not intend for this to sound like a flame. I’m merely seeking to point out your flaws (and they are numerous) with some constructive criticism mixed in. The acerbic tone is something that I could not change, given that this s
The Pro chapter 1 . 7/30/2016
I was initially very dubious of the premise of this particular story. To be completely frank, I never really had much of an interest in reading this. Given the immense cesspool of trash that is the Harry Potter fanfiction archive, you can understand my initial hesitance to foray into this story. That said, I eventually gave in to my impulse and read this story on a whim. Maybe it was the statistics this story boasts (19000 favourites, 15000 follows and 32000 reviews) that enthralled me, but there was just something that tempted me to read this, so I did. Not a day goes by that I utterly regret that decision.

Eliezer Yudkowsky is a highly intelligent man and one that I respect for his prodigious intellect. This story (if it can be called such) does not at all reflect that prodigious intellect well. That you wrote this, Eliezer, is something that I find ridiculous. I may sound harsh, but that’s just my honest opinion and I don’t intend to be euphemistic about it. Forgive me for my brutal honesty and bluntness, but your story is amongst the most horrible I have ever read. I had assumed that it was a brilliant masterpiece (based solely on the aforementioned statistics) but I was wrong.

Admittedly, this actually made a superficially good first impression. By the time I got to chapter four, however, all my interest died a painful and horrible death. This story is nothing short of an utter travesty that should be reviewed with a fine-tooth comb to find all the errors. That said, I’m gonna deconstruct this story one step at a time.

_

You certainly have an interesting premise for your fanfiction, I'll give you that, but I find that the story completely lacks substance. The character interaction was, in my opinion, rather brief and somewhat stiff in a stilted, rudimentary manner. Additionally, their personal feelings remained largely unexplored (via some level of introspection) throughout the story and the way in which it was narrated just made it seem odd and awkward. The prose was good, given that you made good use of your grasp of the English language. That was the only good thing that I found. The humour was just ludicrous.

That’s just the précis of all of the errors that littered this story. It is fraught with so many errors I doubt that I’ll be able to adequately outline them all, but I’ll do my best. Let’s begin.

_

Character Portrayal:

The one thing that consistently annoys me in fanfiction pertains to character portrayal. I can understand that fanfiction was designed to specifically engender writers to create a story based on events that annoyed them. However, having a character that is completely out of character is inexcusable. There must be some explanation and or plot detail that mandates that the character must be out of character, or else any sudden and inexplicable changes will just kill any form of immersion that I had with the story.

That is precisely what happened here. I will freely admit that I was engrossed in the first chapter based on the premise alone. It’s a rather interesting one that got me hooked, but once I reached chapter two my immersion was killed. I can accept that Harry is a child prodigy. Hell, I even endorse those types of stories where he’s not the dumbass he is in canon. This just killed any interest I had in such stories.

Your version of Harry is a highly intelligent and seemingly eminent one. I can stomach that. What I really despised was the fact that he’s a pretentious, arrogant snob. Seriously, what the fuck?! His ability to recite complex scientific theorems at a whim came across as being contrived initially and escalated to the point that it became detestable by chapter four. The gratuitous inclusion of his attempts at understanding magic by applying science to it was ridiculous and annoying at points. All that it succeeded in doing was making him go off on a tangent and unnecessarily complicating the story.

Frankly, Harry’s character was mangled so badly by this story that I just find it cringe-worthy. Canonically, he’s a bit on the timid side with more than a piquancy of self-doubts and diffidence. He has none of that here, however. He’s just an overconfident, acerbic and wholly unlikable brat, and he’s just eleven years old. I would not wish to see what he’s like at age twenty or so. I assume it would make my eyes bleed based on what I’ve seen thus far.

So, to sum it up, Harry Potter is pompous, snobbish and pretentious. Had you decided to stop there I would have swallowed my suspension of disbelief and accepted it. But you didn’t stop there. You proceeded to make your protagonist into the epitome of a Mary Sue. Based on Wikipedia’s definition, a Mary Sue is an idealized and seemingly perfect fictional character, a young or low-rank person who saves the day through unrealistic abilities. Often this character is recognized as an author insert or wish-fulfillment.

That is precisely what Harry is: a Mary Sue. It may not seem explicit, but it is definitely there. There is literally no-one in the entirety of the story who has a real conflict with him. Snape and Voldemort are both there only because it is an obligatory part of fiction nowadays. Even then, the conflict between them was not developed or explored in a satisfactory manner. Bloody fucking hell, man, that was just rubbish. That is just the tip of the iceberg here. I would like to continue, but I can’t use my entire review ranting about one thing, so I’ll move on to the other issues.

Hermione’s character was just utter and complete crap. I personally dislike the canonical Hermione quite a bit, so I may be biased in my judgment. However, if she is well-written and given character depth I will begrudgingly accept her. That did not at all happen here. She is a shallow and extremely annoying brat, one that I dislike immensely, even more so than in canon. Canonically, she’s a prissy bookworm that has an annoying tendency to go off on tangents when explaining things. Here, all of her negative traits are magnified to the nth degree. Seriously, I hated it.

You really ruined Draco Malfoy. He’s another character I’m not really fond of, but I’ll accept him is he’s well done. Canonically, he’s the typical conceited rich brat. Here, not only does he have all of the aforementioned vices, but he’s got some very malevolent intents. I don’t know about anyone else, but I think that rape is a pretty serious thing. That he’s contemplating rape makes him a horrible monster. That he’s eleven-fucking-years-old makes it even more of an egregious occurrence. Seriously, what the hell were you thinking writing this? You have a prepubescent boy discussing a serious infraction so cavalierly and you think it’s acceptable?! I would advise you to reevaluate that scene and try to see things from my perspective. Given your response to criticism before, I doubt that you will, but I recommend it nonetheless.

The characters aside from Harry, Hermione and Draco were just bland. Comparing them to cardboard cutouts is a disservice to the cardboard cutouts. Yes, IT WAS THAT BAD. You failed completely to flesh out anyone in a realistic manner, and I find that I just consider them all lifeless two-dimensional objects. Inert, disposable waste is a very accurate description of the characters in this story. The only reason that I analyzed Harry, Hermione and Draco separately is they were especially horrendous. Please take my advice and reevaluate it all.

_

Character Interactions:

This was God-awful in its execution. Like I said before, the characters were bland. Once again, the
character interaction was, in my opinion, rather brief and somewhat stiff in a stilted, rudimentary manner. The dialogue was bland, the characters’ actions were disproportionate and I found that it was all completely boring. There was no real tension in the interactions, and there was no feeling at all. It just felt like someone was narrating a movie to me, and not doing a particularly good job at that.

_

Prose/Story Telling:

Once again, this was rather underwhelming. Your ability to weave an engrossing tale is rudimentary at best, which led to boredom on my part when reading this story. Your story lacked any form of dramatic tension, legitimate conflict and feeling. There really was nothing at all that tethered my interest here. I only read through this story to see if it improved, and it did not.

I will freely concede that your grasp of the English language is good. Sadly, that is not something that translates to one being a good, compelling writer. If you wish to see an example of exemplary story-telling and prose, check stories written by S’TarKan (Team 8) and or HitokiriOTD (Tempered in Water). Those authors have a masterful grasp of the English language and you can learn a thing or two by following their example.

_

All in all, this story was nothing like what I had anticipated. There were really no redeeming qualities at all, and I think that this is an utter and complete travesty. I did not enjoy it at all. Hell, the only reason I bothered to read through all 122 chapters and 661000 words is because I always try to finish a story once I start to read it.

What I recommend to you is that you revamp your writing style completely. Only then will you improve significantly. The last thing is that I do not intend for this to sound like a flame. I’m merely seeking to point out your flaws (and they are numerous) with some constructive criticism mixed in. The acerbic tone is something that I could not change, given that this story was just that
shirokonyan chapter 1 . 7/20/2016
that is the longest author note i have ever seen.
krostovikraven1 chapter 1 . 7/17/2016
Wow, that is a nice twist. I'm glad Harry did have a more living family that the original. Very captivating. The garden scene simply thrilling.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/12/2016
This is so bad.
TheSilentBlackbird chapter 1 . 7/9/2016
I can't get over how great this fic is! It's got to be at least my fourth time rereading it...
Lol chapter 1 . 7/8/2016
lol
myafroatemydog chapter 1 . 6/23/2016
Interesting chapter.
GoingInside chapter 1 . 6/21/2016
I submit to you the following applicable excerpt from the TV show "Farscape" to explain how I feel about this:

Sikozu: Don't you see? No. No! This isn't happening because it is not possible.
Rygel: Your brain isn't functioning. Do you think this is all just a hallucination? Do you like that explanation better, hmm?
Sikozu: No, but I simply cannot comprehend-
Rygel: Neither can I. Who cares? We're here, they did it, and that's that. You consider yourself intelligent?
Sikozu: Yes, I do.
Rygel: Then stop behaving like a child.
Sikozu: I am not a child!
Rygel: No, you're an infant! You've studied but you haven't experienced. You know nothing of life!
Sikozu: And you do?
Rygel: I've been around long enough to know how ignorant I am. I don't assume the universe obeys my preconceptions. Huh! But I know a frelling fact when it hits me in the face!
Cheesenrce chapter 1 . 6/11/2016
ugh god this fic its giving me cancer
Guest chapter 1 . 5/31/2016
THIS IS NOT YOUR STORY!
THE REAL HARRY POTTER AND THE METHODS OF RATIONALITY WAS COPIED ONTO THIS SITE.
YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS DOWN!
Amylia chapter 1 . 5/28/2016
Ooh! I forgot that Harry's neighbor, , was a squib! The characters are so relatable and realistic. I like the story so far.
TimeToSayGoodbyeChildhoodVice chapter 1 . 5/25/2016
Cheers to the god of Harry Potter fanfiction!
Happy chapter 1 . 5/20/2016
Super fun! I love "little genius" Harry! So confident and precocious
cherrishish chapter 1 . 5/17/2016
science, maths, history... hm and maybe a bit of big bang theory? :D
Professor Hyraxi chapter 1 . 5/15/2016
I've never seen so, so many reviews...!
Flutters Is Shy chapter 1 . 5/14/2016
If you don't like it by chapter 6...

Okay, what? I'm hooked from the first chapter, how could anyone dislike this? An anylitical Harry is best Harry! Or however that word is spelled. The biggest problem I had with the series is that Harry (and everyone around him) are SOOOO friggin stupid.
Guest chapter 1 . 5/13/2016
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Guest chapter 1 . 5/12/2016
Thank you for the strong characters. It sounds very like my own family origins; strong religious faith battling/reasoning with scientific realism. Male female dynamics(Venus/Mars?) also noted as family style of passive/aggressive argumentation. Kid caught in the middle trying to figure out which, if any, representation of reality is real. I am wondering how your Harry will react. Your story has a strong pull on my interest. Again, thank you for making it interesting; what will happen next? jimp
TheLittleRoguex chapter 1 . 5/12/2016
Can't wait to read more
Mab's Mad Fiddler chapter 1 . 5/10/2016
I believe the correct term according to the internet is "wat", if I may.
Anonymous chapter 1 . 5/7/2016
I'm liking the story so far, and it's only the first chapter!
MountainLord-92 chapter 1 . 5/2/2016
Harry Potter but not as we know him. It is jarring at first to hear Harry talk in such a way, doesn't feel much like Harry at all but I guess that's the point, this is an entirely different take on the character and so far you have done well to establish who he is.

I find it slightly questionable that Lily gave Petunia a potion to make her pretty, it's almost saying that only pretty people can have friends. Comes across as a little shallow.

Not certain you have double barrelled the surnames correctly either. Would a man double barrel his surname upon marriage? I'm no expert but all the men I've known with double barrelled surnames are because of their mothers, not because they decided to take up their wives name.

All in all a good start, liked Harry's inner conflict about the whole situation, and his confusion at Mrs Figg apparently being in on it.
gi-freakazoid chapter 1 . 5/1/2016
I already like Harry's way of thinking.
Morgyn chapter 1 . 4/27/2016
I would just like to comment on how glad I am that you included the entirety of his initials for "Harry James Potter Evans-Verres" seeing as the initialism of Harry Potter Verres would have been most unfortunate. Thank you very much and I am enjoying the story thus far.
uresmania chapter 1 . 4/26/2016
One of the fics that started me reading fanfiction. A lot of fascinating ideas in this one. A lot of the criticisms of this fic are accurate, but I can't really say I dislike it given that it helped to get me started.
Guestamazing chapter 1 . 4/10/2016
Ok, you've successfully captured my attention. Let's see how this plays out.
Alex chapter 1 . 4/8/2016
Whoa this is some reviews numbers there :D didnt even started to read and i already think that this is going to be pure art and epicness :D make more of these keep up :)
justaislinn chapter 1 . 4/7/2016
I'm so very VERY intruiged by this, I'm a scientist myself see and I deal with people very much like Harry's father on a daily basis. How anyone can contemplate the universe and all that it is to be alive, then turns around and writes off something as illogically logical as magic is beyond me.
I am a firm believer in magic. That is to say, in science we don't understand yet. All life is science, all science is art, all art is magic, and all magic is math. A balance of spirit and body, no? So things like invisibility cloaks, apparition, creating fire and water from nothing, they're all TOTALLY possible if we just understand how it works. Those who once could do but not understand simply coined it magic and continued practicing that which they didn't understand. We forgot and now call it myth, when it's just a long forgotten family secret kind of thing.
I'm really looking forward to you bringing science to magic and vice versa, and watching you unveil all the potential there is to be discovered here!
Ps- we have in fact created invisibility cloaks of a sort as well as teleportation guns, but like Willy Wonka said, it looses mass in transit. It's only about 18% smaller, but it's still transportation! That is as of mid 2016, who knows how much we can improve these over the next few years!
Write on:)
Guest chapter 1 . 4/4/2016
Hmmm... I wonder what difference it would make for Harry by Petunia looking different? Awsome start so far btw!
C.M.Alm chapter 1 . 4/3/2016
amazing start pretty good potential so far
Aiman Halim chapter 1 . 3/31/2016
Hello there! I have the PDF version of your awesome writing, and currently reading at page 392. I have to say that this is a very interesting story, very well elaborated. I personally prefer this version of Harry Potter. :-P
Thank you for sharing your awesome masterpiece. Have a great day! :-)
Guest chapter 1 . 3/31/2016
Its funny, altough scientific.
I like it.
:-))
Loland chapter 1 . 3/30/2016
When I read HP fanfictions, I do not compare them to Harry Potter. I compare them to Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres. It is no exaggeration to say that I find this story to far more enjoyable than Rowling's original.
alskjfilfeaijfl9 chapter 1 . 3/23/2016
After reading this story, I've come to the conclusion that one's enjoyment of it depends on how receptive one is to the ideas and philosophies of LessWrong. For those of a certain inclination, HPMOR will be a refreshing take on the Harry Potter universe.

If, however, you are like me and regard LessWrong is a crank-ish, transhumanist cult out of some bad cyberpunk novel, then you'll probably find this story to be insufferably preachy and self-indulgent. We've all heard of those "Harry Potter Turns to the Lord" stories where Harry Potter renounces his "demonic" practice of sorcery and embraces Christianity. Well, HPMOR is the same kind of drivel, only for internet atheists and self-proclaimed "rationalists."

HPMOR positively reeks of scientism. Not science, scientism. The belief that scientists are more correct and more authoritative than other people, even in areas outside their field of expertise (Richard Dawkins being the most odious example of this). The use of words like "rational" and "scientific" as generic terms of praise. The attitude that science is not just one method of learning about the world, but the ONLY valid method of learning about the world. The denigration of non-scientific endeavours, such as poetry or art. One gets the feeling that the author of HPMOR looked at the hated "midichlorians" from the Star Wars prequels and said "At last, the Force has a scientific basis!"

Harry Potter, as envisioned by this story, is neither relatable nor believable. He speaks and acts in a way no child of his age would. He comes across as unbearably didactic and smug (I'm reminded of Cubert from Futurama) and quite unlikable. How is one supposed take seriously lines like "What happened to me personally is only anecdotal evidence...It doesn't carry the same weight as a replicated, peer-reviewed journal article about a controlled study with random assignment, many subjects, large effect sizes and strong statistical significance." This reads like a parody of an insufferable know-it-all...the sort of person who can't watch Star Trek or Star Wars without pointing out how there wouldn't actually be sound in space, or who can't enjoy the beauty of a sunset without lecturing others on the proton-proton chain.

Harry Potter is, essentially, escapist fantasy. The last thing it needs is someone stamping his feet and petulantly demanding that it conform to some logical positivist balderdash.
em768 chapter 1 . 3/5/2016
I just love how much sense this chapter makes and how well thought out it is. It leaves very little (if any) room for wondering, "why didn't he do this instead...?" kinds of thoughts. I will definitely keep reading this.
TETRACIDE chapter 1 . 3/3/2016
not bad
i thought the first chapter would be extremely interesting, seeing how so many reviewers said the 1st chapter showed potential. but i don't see how.
ill keep on reading and see if they're right. (or maybe im just blind).
Guest chapter 1 . 3/2/2016
About to read this for the third time, and I finally feel obligated to let you know that it is quite possibly the best story I've ever read (and I have read a lot). If I had discovered it much earlier I would have written you a rave review on each chapter perhaps, but I hope you can be satisfied knowing there is one more devoted hpmor fan out there! Also hoping you are someday inspired to write more fanfiction! Thank you!
StoneTheLoner chapter 1 . 2/26/2016
You can be rational, without over-complicating the simple things. I don't know how this style of writing could be enjoyable even for a chapter or two, much less for over 660,000 words. The fact that it's labeled Drama certainly doesn't help either. But these are just my preferences, so whatever.
V chapter 1 . 2/24/2016
I just realized, I've never reviewed this story. Let me just say, I've learned so much for it. I've bookmarked it so I can read it again. Phenomenal. You should publish this for real as a parody under fair use. It would sell in droves.
Almalki chapter 1 . 2/23/2016
Gfh
1st time reader chapter 1 . 2/22/2016
So this was recommended to me by BUZZFEED of all things. Already I love this logical, nerdy Harry and will accept anyone in place of Vernon. Mad old Mrs. Figg introducing Harry to the world of magic should be extremely interesting
knightzero chapter 1 . 2/19/2016
Quite a good start and really funny. It arouses my Interest to the rest of the book and i particulary like the style of using many passages leading to a comfortable reading. The passage about his certainty was hard for me to understand and i needed to read it more than 4 times untill i understood the whole sentence. But it can be reduced to myself that english isnt my first language.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/18/2016
Interesting start so far. Let's see how it goes
TigerLily1203 chapter 1 . 2/15/2016
I find this quite an amusing scenario for Harry to be placed in.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/9/2016
hahahahah hilarious
TheDezMaster chapter 1 . 2/7/2016
I just have to say, of all the stories to be last updated on pi day it is simply amazing that it was this one... also not only was it 3.14 it was even followed by 15 (3.1415) oh my freaking merlin I am fangirling so hard right now
mayingying chapter 1 . 2/5/2016
Harry 好可爱 very lively
mayingying chapter 1 . 2/4/2016
suddenly think,Hermione's parents must be very happy when knowing her bring back to life.
mayingying chapter 1 . 2/3/2016
I am a Chinese girl, 17years old.I have already read this book,it is very good,so I want to read it again in time I read this in Chinese,someone translated this book to Chinese,thank you and them.I am veryveryveryvery like this book ,although my English is bad,I still want to read it in English.
这本书超级无敌宇宙霹雳棒!倾尽太平洋的水也浇不灭我对你的书的爱!After my 高考 I will do something to make this book be known by more Chinese,though the effect will be small.I think everyone can think better after read your translator no misinformation,I think you support your book wide spread.英语不好,词不达意,以后不抱怨学英语了﹏
wisegirlgeek chapter 1 . 1/30/2016
Omg... This is the most reviewed storie on ff, in ALL categories
TheSilentDarkAngel chapter 1 . 1/29/2016
I like this.
Trying to be logical in a situation that requires a leap of faith.
Being reasonable to showcase arguments.
Like it!
Ben Hischke chapter 1 . 1/29/2016
By and far, the most well thought-out and written story starts with a simple, "What."
My sides are past the Pioneer 11.
Excellent story, many of the esoteric info dumps were helpful in explaining a situation.
But for all the seriousness...

Dumbledore still killed Harry's pet rock.
Guest chapter 1 . 1/29/2016
A solid beginning, IMO. I'm intrigued by the possibilites here.
Nick chapter 1 . 1/22/2016
This is rad. I found this many moons ago, but after being linked here from the EY blog I am hooked.
dolphins9763 chapter 1 . 1/21/2016
I read this over Christmas break and love it as much as the Harry Potter novels. Thank you so much for expanding this universe and making things from the wizarding world make scientific sense!
Montara chapter 1 . 1/20/2016
Harry grew up in a very interesting environment.
ZathuraRoy chapter 1 . 1/19/2016
This was rec'ed to me, and I'm so happy I decided to give it a go! It sounds really cool, I'll be reading it a bit at a time. I currently don't have internet and so i'm using my data on my phone, so I won't be able to leave reviews on each chapter until next week. Can't wait to read the rest!
sy chapter 1 . 1/17/2016
this is incredible
Guest chapter 1 . 1/11/2016
correct me if im wrong, but ff user qbsmd is posting your works as their own
Bronze chapter 1 . 1/8/2016
I've started to read this story several times but every time something would result in my loosing the site. The last chapter that I remember getting to I think was four. Though truthfully, I'm not at all sure about that. From what I DO remember it was quite good. My only trouble is that I read sever stories at once and thus end up loosing one or two when I get computer trouble.
aleaxit chapter 1 . 1/7/2016
You, EY, caught me unawares with a printed book of chapters 1-17, several copies free for the taking at a cafeteria at my employer, Google - right after Christmas. I couldn't put it down, moved to hpmor for more chapters, meme-infected several others including my wife and (adult) elder son (turns out my also-adult younger daughter already was into it but hadn't bothered infecting us!-). You, sir, are responsible for a couple weeks' delay in my and my wife's future book ("Python in a Nutshell" 3rd ed), as we both spent spare hours reading your fanfic rather than writing and reviewing our own (non-fiction) forthcoming book...!-) I'll just have to take revenge by keeping on attempts to meme-infect yet others to your work...!
Rai No Kitsune chapter 1 . 12/29/2015
Wow 122 chapters that my friend is commitent. Keep it up :)
Fritha chapter 1 . 12/28/2015
I love the name of this chapter. The argument between the parents accurately reflects how arguments often seem to pan out between philosophers and those who insist that reason is not the only final arbiter, and that emotions and relationships should be taken into account in how an argument is conducted, and that philosophers are callous and arrogant, whereas philosophers (or at least some) stubbornly insist on finding the truth at all costs - it's a stale mate.
NerdfighterDFTBA chapter 1 . 12/26/2015
This story is one of the best I've ever read. I love it so much! You are a true genius in writing.
XxTealJadexX chapter 1 . 12/20/2015
XD a 'wat' got me lmao
rlsa chapter 1 . 12/19/2015
This is fantastic! Very funny. I love it!
The Doctor chapter 1 . 12/17/2015
I was wondering what the properties of spells were. They can be blocked by desks, and other spells, but not by clothes. How dense does an object have to be to block a spell? How does a stupefy charm work? Does it just make a person fall asleep? Does it trigger a reaction close to fainting? How many accidents have occurred from stupefying people and having them hit their heads?
morning sun chapter 1 . 12/16/2015
Welp. My first thought after reading this chapter is, "... Crap, now I'm not getting anything done." Seems as though I'll be reading this for a time. I'm intrigued, and it's obvious that you're a talented writer.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/16/2015
100000
my1alias chapter 1 . 12/16/2015
Omg wow this is absolutely brilliant! So glad I started reading this! I wish I hadn't started reading this two days before my exams, but who the hell cares!
PeliikGrahSol chapter 1 . 12/14/2015
You forgot the '?' at the end.

It has been to long since I read this fic now. Going to reread it (got only a few chapters in before other shiny things distracted me and made me forget). It is still as good as I remember, the pacing is solid, the facts right, and, if I give you a pass for the slight bashing of an slightly unimportant and generally hated/disliked character I give you a full 9/10 for sheer enjoyment of fanfiction goodness.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/10/2015
Most famous HP fanfiction...and I've never read it before. Shame on me.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/8/2015
This book is the best book I have ever read.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/5/2015
Only the first chapter and I'm completely sold
WatchingTheWatchman chapter 1 . 12/4/2015
I want that living room in my future home! It's the best kind of room ever.

I can easily picture the not-quite argument that Harry's parents had; it doesn't sound like the greatest relationship dynamic. Growing up with that, and never being really listened to, would have been frustrating
Calista01 chapter 1 . 12/4/2015
This story is extremely well written which is a testament to your obvious intelligence and excellence as a writer, obvious also by the magnitude of your reviews and favorites. Did you know that you are the second highest favorited HP story? This story made me laugh quite a bit, and I did truly enjoy it. I've read through it before but didn't get very far, but I didn't have an account to review. The reason why I'm reviewing now is because I feel you deserve and would appreciate hearing this: the reason why I stopped reading was because, well, there's too much stuff. A lot of sentences and extra vocabulary that really isn't necessary. I found myself skimming through a good bit because while I'm rather bright, I'd like to think, it's still a hard read. Not Faulknee, obviously, but it became like reading a Biology textbook - too much science and it sort of lost me. But that's rather the point isn't it? To be a science based HP?

I will say this, however. You had me looking up so much, and I actually learned quite a bit so thank you. Also, your character development and structure is fantastic. Draco vs Hermione vs Harry is fsntastic. My favorite thing abut this novel is something you probably have heard quite a bit: Professor Quirrel. Finally, not a stuttering bafoon, but rather a devious character whose persona makes it plausible to believe Voldemort would possess him. Someone trained in martial arts, the art of war, and of superior intellect who wishes to push Harry. He replaced Snape for me as a Splooge-worthy character. (Too much? You wrote him.)

Anyways, there was only that one thing that detracted from the story. I'll give an example I can remember off the top of my head since it has been a while since I read this story - The Game the first day after Harry is sorted. Of course, it does make a wonderful leeway into Harry learning the valuable lesson of responsibility of a certain item. But that's a sort of example of something that made me skim through - sort of fluff that didn't really need to be there. Although, my point is moot since it actually was important. Buuuut whatever your story is amazing and...

I HIGHLY recommend. NOT for the idiots out there, but rather those who can appreciate the extremely hard work this author so obviously put into this story! Refreshingly original (for once on this site) with decent pacing, wonderful character portrayal and structure, great imagery, vague yet enticing plot. Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality is a story that is satirical and a joy to read. (Only negative is that sometimes it reads like a science textbook.)
Xidaer chapter 1 . 12/3/2015
A friend posted a link to this and I'm so glad she did. :D enjoying it immensely so far! Thank you for writing.
Peter Wiggin chapter 1 . 12/2/2015
Right, so I'm re-reading Ender's Game for the first time since getting to the end of THIS fanfiction... you totally ripped Quirrell/Voldemort/Tom Riddle's personality from Peter Wiggin in that story...

...and Wowzers did you do it with style!

I kinda wish I got to read the whole "bad guy wins" ending you threatened us all with back in March
Guest chapter 1 . 11/19/2015
Very well written! Good job.
Guest chapter 1 . 11/17/2015
Damn good about harry...must read it...
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The Anguished One chapter 1 . 11/17/2015
At last, I begin reading what I have heard called the greatest Harry Potter fanfic written. The stage is set, with young Harry growing up surrounded in science and logic. I look forward to how this will shape his impression of the magic world, his classmates, and the dangers he will face.
Limousine chapter 1 . 11/16/2015
Oh my God I love it XD

Found a link for this story at a forum I visit - wasn't disappointed at all. Thinking of showing to my father, he's quite like Michael, he's going to love it :D
guest chapter 1 . 11/6/2015
so i think i will just read this because everyone else did. hopefully it lives up to the praise i've heard about it! i will let you know, i always review everything i read ;)
Guest chapter 1 . 11/4/2015
i love this
alrightpanda chapter 1 . 11/4/2015
I've read the entire thing, downloaded the pdf and even read some of your essays. Then I realized I didn't even leave a review. So here it is: Excellent. Wholly Entertaining and I've even learned a few Important things.
Error Code 401 chapter 1 . 10/29/2015
I'm writing a story that kind of got its roots from here. It has nothing to do with Harry Potter, but it does have to do with magic and science and the main character has an obsession with . . . I'm just going to generalize it down to math and science.
Is that okay with you?
shagunpandey12 chapter 1 . 10/24/2015
I'm grinning from ear to ear. I don't usually support fan fictions but I liked the first chapter of this one. I am going to read ahead.''What kind of parents name their child Dudley?" :D Though logical and rational, it had some things that I found a little offensive that is not the case with the real thing written by JK rowling. Like Petunia being repulsed by Vernon because he is fat, boring and weird; Petunia wanting to turn beautiful and Lilly actually doing that. But in all it's fun to read it. The part where Harry tries to make his seal on the letter made me laugh. Good work.
italeteller chapter 1 . 10/21/2015
A good start, though I'm not so fond of Harry calling Petunia "mom", and I wish the characters had descriptions of their looks - I have no idea what Harry's adopted father looks like. But I like the family dynamics, showing that it's not paradise just because it's a different family, and the addition of Mrs. Figg was great
Timeless number 1 chapter 1 . 10/19/2015
I'm a hopeless science nerd and potterhead and I think that this fic is simply perfect for me. I can't wait to read more! (although all I have to do is click on the next chapter) I especially liked 'If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style.' It's the best line I've read in a while. Harry's step dad seems a bit too... well... rational. My uncle is a chemistry professor in Moscow State University, and he believes in vampires (or tries to scare me or something).
Anyway, good job!
Shruti jain chapter 1 . 10/18/2015
The 'new' Harry Potter is not at all like the original Harry Potter. He is smart, or a little oversmart for his age.
And really, you revealed Mrs. figg's identity just like that? And where the heck is Hagrid?
Well atlwSt I'm happy that Petunia marriwd Michael in this book. Cheers!
ShadowLDrago chapter 1 . 10/13/2015
Yeah, I'd probably have reacted the same way as Harry did.
httpkirby chapter 1 . 10/11/2015
This story is so amazingly written I feel like a dimwit. :D
Grayskys chapter 1 . 10/1/2015
WARNING!
Never read this in school/work/any public place. You may end up hurting yourself or other people, and your reputation will be ruined and you'll now be see as a deranged sociopath.
Cheers
Guest chapter 1 . 9/24/2015
Ah Mrs. Figg!
Good chapter 1 . 9/24/2015
Starts off good.
Zenith Relaxation chapter 1 . 9/21/2015
Literally laughed at the opinionated review under mine.
Guest chapter 1 . 9/20/2015
Well, if your Harry Potter and White Squirrel's Hermione Granger (from her story 'The Arithmancer') combined into one fanfiction, Ron would feel completely left out (and stupid) but it would make an interesting story nonetheless.

Haven't read anything past this chapter yet, according to the summary he doesn't make friends with Ron, Hermione would love a smart person to get along with at least.
ckphrasis chapter 1 . 9/20/2015
Poor confused Harry. Imagine telling Petunia... "your neighbor... i think she's a witch.
Guest chapter 1 . 9/18/2015
If you want to make a story as real as possible then a simple fact must be remembered that no way in the blue hell any eleven years kid can be as intelligent as shown in this fanfic.
P. P. P chapter 1 . 9/12/2015
This is really good so far, I'm hooked! I'm not good at critiquing stories, but I guess I can try. Just don't expect anything informative, helpful, intellectual, interesting, or original.
SomeoneKnew chapter 1 . 9/5/2015
LUV DIS FIC! :D :D :D :D U ROCK! I need to get my dad to read this, he luurves science etc. I only just found it on this site, before I was reading on HPMOR dot com. The way you do Quirrel is totally awesome!
Suicide Forest chapter 1 . 8/31/2015
Already this story has a very low chance of me puttingbit down. This is great! Im really gonna love reading it!
Question- how old is this fic?
Guest chapter 1 . 8/30/2015
omg this is awesome way to start the chapter
Someonewhoisdone chapter 1 . 8/23/2015
Your story has given me an aneurism do what you will with that information, but I need to go rethink my life (I only got to 24)
Madeline-chan09 chapter 1 . 8/23/2015
Well,this is adorable...
BananaSurprise0203 chapter 1 . 8/21/2015
Okay so I found this story a few days ago and today I decided to read it and I can't say I'm dissapointed. It was amazing. I loved how different it was from the original JKR book but there still was the cute, confused and funny Harry. I can't wait to read more and I don't think there will be time to sleep tonight.
bloodyvamp101 chapter 1 . 8/15/2015
fairly interesting. I like it so far
Juz chapter 1 . 8/15/2015
Great so far
basedinlondon chapter 1 . 8/12/2015
I just love the cover photo. That is all.
TweetyHope chapter 1 . 8/11/2015
Wow, I can already tell that I will love this story. This is also the first time I've read something here (in a long long time) that I thought could go straight to print. Maybe someday you'll consider tweaking the story and publishing it (like the 50 shades series but this time good). I look forward to reading this story. Thank you for taking the time to write it.
Jingylima chapter 1 . 8/11/2015
"Beneath the moonlight glints a tiny fragment of silver, a fraction of a line... (black robes, falling) ...blood spills out in litres, and someone screams a word."

If this was here before the final exam's conditions were posted, does that mean that you already planned out the ending? Because it seems so similar to that scene just before HP killed all of them. It all matches.

PM me about this, please?
Fanfiction.exe chapter 1 . 8/10/2015
LMAO
Oh dear carly chapter 1 . 8/10/2015
"The Dark Lord is strong in this one"...
Zyxis chapter 1 . 8/9/2015
I am astounded. A few minutes ago, I was exhausted after having finished the entire book known as The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain and answering 200 questions on it in 2 days by working day and night. I had just finished, bathed, eaten, and gotten ready for bed before deciding that I wanted to read a Harry Potter Fanfic. So i mentioned that to a friend I was saying goodnight to, and she told me to find this fanfic. It took me a bit, because of how many fanfics of this fanfic there are, but I found it. I started reading. I loved it before it even started, and was at chapter three before I remembered to review. This is brilliant, and I can't wait to immerse myself in this story. I'll do my best to review once a chapter, but please forgive me if I forget.
1066wthec chapter 1 . 8/9/2015
nice
Carly chapter 1 . 8/7/2015
I laughed so hard at that last line omg. The "Wat" meme would be appropriate here. That was just so absolutely perfect.
Petite Nat chapter 1 . 8/5/2015
Pretty surprising to see a loving Petunia, and a Harry who seems happy without the Dursley! Especially calling her Mum...
But curiosity is definitely there to see what will happen...
Jakublonski chapter 1 . 8/4/2015
I'm not good in giving feedpack, so I just want to say thank you for the new word 'jiffy' which I know now and which is so extremely suitable for Mrs Figg. I really like your style of writing, will continue reading and giving useless comments.

'Bye' a comment writer was breaking the virtual connection.
abandonedaccount47 chapter 1 . 8/2/2015
Fabulous.
Relicssk chapter 1 . 7/15/2015
The absolute only Harry Potter fanfic that I will accept as reading material level.
8734287934379342879erw87952587 chapter 1 . 7/11/2015
Oh. My. Goodness! I'm screaming, this is so perfectly written, the characterisation is on point, and the plot so far is descending into unearthly madness. I love it. I ilove/i it. This is just wonderful, and I thank the authour ever so kindly, for they have posted my new favourite epic. Thank whomever this may concern very much. It's just. Wonderful. I will be looking forward to finishing this (so far) superb story.

- Manny (Find me on tumblr at asexualtomriddle.)
Guest chapter 1 . 7/11/2015
Hahaha
lilacwaffles chapter 1 . 6/28/2015
hhhahaha! really what? ha a child's best question
hakon2feb chapter 1 . 6/28/2015
Hi.
Ok, so people have been recommending this story, and so naturally i had to try it.
It sounds fairly interesting so far, as a science oriented wizard would probably do alot of cool stuff on Hogwarts. That you base it on real science is better in more ways than one.
Also, i love how you try to avoid getting into trouble by stating that dark characters might not give you the best advice, so it's fair to say you might have hit my funnybone with that one.
Keep up the good work :)

hakon2feb.
Saph chapter 1 . 6/27/2015
I remember the first time I read Harry Potter. This is somehow the perfect inverse of his situation. I can't properly explain what the very last line did to me, but I am in tears. I am very much looking forward to the next several hours.
seekeroftruths chapter 1 . 6/18/2015
*this is actually meant as a review of the entire fic*

This is the greatest thing I've read in a very long time. It's truly a story in its own right, a wonderful expansion of the Potter-verse. Just amazing and I can't thank you enough for creating this.
Guest chapter 1 . 6/16/2015
I love the idea of a rational Harry Potter
deathless.smile chapter 1 . 6/14/2015
YAY! I must say, this idea is awfully endearing to me! :D I've always wanted Harry, well, to be quite smarter than the idiot he was in the real series. This parallel universe is very exciting, as Petunia is so different, and so much better, and so is Harry! Imagine the possibilities! :D OMG, I juts realized, maybe this means that Hermione will be Harry's true love! YAY! I never wanted Hermione to end up with Ron, or Harry to end up with Ginny, so please please let this work out the way it should!
kyle.hill.7965692 chapter 1 . 6/11/2015
I want to point out I tried reading a few chapters of this and while I like the idea beh8ind it and it does have it's merits the chapter organization or lack of is VERY disturbing. I don't know if it's simply you don't know how to organize chapter or if you don't know how to organize period which is a shame.

Well as the old saying goes just because something's popular doesn't make it right!
Yutah chapter 1 . 6/11/2015
this is all very well, but am I see a slight problem with this philosophy. I haven't finished reading yet (chapter 85), and it may all be referred to later (although it doesn't look it), but still, two facts about this '95% don't do a thing to stand up to Voldemort\whatever).
1) Harry is a typical Mary Sue with superpowers, super-artifacts and super-reputation. He can scare dementors, become invisible, go back in time, snap his fingers. He has wise mages to help him and councel him anytime. When he or people he cares for are threatened, he would wipe to dust morally everyone, including Snape, Wizengamot and Dumbledore.

People who were scared to stand up to danger, knew that THEIR loved ones WOULD be sent to Azkaban - or their skin would be nailed to a wall.

2) When Hermione gets threatened, Harry sends to hell all wars, society and strategies, all hopes of the nation. He just doesn't want her to suffer.
But he despises others exactly for this: for not caring about the nation because they are scared for themselves and their loved ones.
Xangel-15X chapter 1 . 6/8/2015
your fiction is just AWSOME! I read it in frensh and I found that it was just amazing ! I could'nt not leave a review for you! Too bad that you're not planning to continue... Anyway thanks for the big effort and for the sharing of this little masterpiece !
Lanky Nathan chapter 1 . 6/5/2015
Holy crap, I'm just reviewing because you got THIRTY THOUSAND of the damn things! My word! What an achievement!
ahsie chapter 1 . 5/31/2015
I have finally LOGGED ON to review! Hello there, currently reading at chapter 13.
IT HAS BEEN AN AWESOME JOURNEY reading thus far. Extremly entertaining and educational.
and I'm BACK from sick leave, so shall resume my reading of this AWESOMENESS if you'll excuse me :D
S Myron chapter 1 . 5/31/2015
interesting so far but with the Dursleys he inadvertently did magic, eg growing his hair, the snake in the zoo, so his step parents would be aware of 'difference'. In fact he had problems with his education so far?
hawkspiral chapter 1 . 5/30/2015
and so it begins
DaMugger chapter 1 . 5/27/2015
To those readers who are confused by how Harry manages to do what he does in Chapter 114:

Re-read the Quidditch scene in 104. It's revealed there how he does it.
Angelfirenze chapter 1 . 5/26/2015
So they still live in Privet Drive. Huh. I'm really curious as to how this will play out. I'm not sure if I like Michael, but it's only the first chapter. I'll give it some time before I decide whether his closed-mindedness about science bothers me enough to disregard him for the rest of the story.

Which - it's finished! I found this at just the right time, obviously! *glee*
Guest chapter 1 . 5/23/2015
Wow, 30,000 reviews now.
missmawwie chapter 1 . 5/23/2015
I'm going to review 20 times (:
PrincessAmythyst chapter 1 . 5/13/2015
So this is the famous HPMOR, huh? I'll say this much about it, it's very readable. I've been trying to get through the GOT books and it's been driving me mad. This is much more pleasant reading, similar to the books written by J.K. I look forward to reading the rest.
lena chapter 1 . 5/13/2015
To be honest, I didn't know what I was thinking when I started reading your story. The summary did not really interest me. I just sort of opened the story because it's on the top of the list, and then I was hooked. I couldn't stop reading and wanting to know what happened next. A big round of applause to you. And thank you for sharing this. You're awesome!
Ren chapter 1 . 5/4/2015
Hi, this isn't a review for this chapter (though I have really enjoyed this fanfic) but a heads up. I'm taking a college philosophy class this coming fall and in the class description it says that one of the required readings is this fic. So you might get some comments or such from people that aren't generally involved with fandom. If you'd like to see the class description, its here: . /cg/cg_ ?content2060PHIL154001&termArrayf_15_2060
entirelynew chapter 1 . 5/4/2015
Just to let you know, this fanfiction is responsible for me passing my psychology exam! Thank you so much for writing such an amazing story with so many interesing details. It's not only made me rethink Harry Potter, but it's also made me question the world around me.
theConfuzzled chapter 1 . 5/3/2015
You have turned my world on its head and I love it and am currently looking into areas of learning I had thought entirely unworthy of my interest. With that said, yours is the only fic I've ever read capable of bringing me to tears of both laughter and heart-wrenching sorrow. I'm still not sure how I feel about Quirrel/Voldie but I saw it coming from forever away and it -still- hurt like hell.

Also, because it's worth saying again, with emphasis:

YOU MADE ME LIKE VOLDEMORT AND I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS.

At any rate, thank you for a most engrossing story and the most emotionally involved experience I've had with a book in quite a while. It took me all of about two days to finish (during which time both food and sleep were disregarded as entirely unnecessary) and I think I might have to read it again to go another level deeper. And maybe cry less this time...or not. What's the fun in that?
pgrabinEdward chapter 1 . 4/30/2015
Love this story! Why did it take me 5 years to find this?! The podcasts for this are awesome!
Sora Tayuya chapter 1 . 4/23/2015
My gods.

I landed here simply to test a theory of my own. Rather, to compare the highest reviewed story in the most populated Books category and one of the highest reviewed stories in the Movies category. Needless today your review count blew the Movies entire category right out of the proverbial water. Not only that, but your story is not one of silly crudities such as many other high-ranking stories fall prey to, nor is it a ficlet collection. While ficlets are nice and collections of that sort are rather endearing to read at times, having a solid, plot driven story is so excellent to happen upon.

And my goodness what elegance you have put into this! Especially in a category so designed around improving Harry's life, this certainly adds a positive spin on the entire premise. This opening seems to solve nearly every problem canon Harry has, simply by the addition of a solid intellectual upbringing. I cannot express how proud I am that this fiction exists, or at how popular it is. As it is rather lengthy, I admit I will have to go through it rather slowly in order to properly address it chapter by chapter as I am prone to do, but this shall make for a delightful summer read along with another go over of some classical Greek works.

I adore the humor, wit, realism, and factual knowledge displayed here. It is like having all of what makes Harry a good character, and replacing all of his flaws with elements of Sherlock Holmes. Without removing the character from a less-than-ideal background, you have properly elevated him to a place where I can comfortably say I am happy with the character and how he adapts and reacts to situations. I cannot wait to continue reading this, and will try to maintain my head as I read so as I don't resort to crudely written and horribly short responses.

Thank you again for crafting this long piece, which I am sure will prove to be a thoroughly excellent read.
The Last Archivist chapter 1 . 4/21/2015
Beginning to read Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. As a graduate who loved to study methodology and in her free time, applies the concepts of epistemology to analyze how, in human society, common sense predetermines and shapes the average man's daily behaviour, my observation of Chapter 1's content allows me to predict with a probability of 50% that the fanfic shall make for quite an enriching and rewarding experience.
Septembers Oblivion chapter 1 . 4/17/2015
Okay, if I'm loving this story after just one chapter and as you say it gets better after chapter 5... I'm in for a treat! Yaay
My first time reading HP fan-fic and I just got a PDF book form for this story, looking lovely next to all the Johnlock fan-fics...
Anyway, easy word flow seasoned with light humor, really nice read this first chapter. :)
bleme chapter 1 . 4/16/2015
This story can be summed up in one word: BRILLIANT!

In a lot of ways, I like this story better than the original although you would have to read the original to see much of the humor. There are no spelling/grammar errors, giving it a thoroughly polished feel. It is packed with original ideas and surprises without getting bogged down. It also has perfect continuity from the first chapter to the last. I didn't see any of the contradictions that usually show up when you publish a chapter at a time. This is definitely a MUST READ!
Alphabetta chapter 1 . 4/15/2015
lol I like this Harry's style xD ·dad was reading a book to show how smart he was.
Guest chapter 1 . 4/5/2015
I only read the first chapter, but my friend recommended this to me. So intriguing, my friend! I like the twists and ending already intertwined in each paragraph.
big.al.phillips chapter 1 . 4/4/2015
Science fact: /chapter/1 This is the greatest thing I have ever read about Science and Wizards (but mostly Science) (but also Wizards). Please read.
Guest chapter 1 . 4/3/2015
First thing I saw was 122 chapters. I'm still mentally preparing to sink in.
Paul Lewis chapter 1 . 4/3/2015
Hilarious, expecting more in the next few chapters.
Theresa Jaes chapter 1 . 3/30/2015
This book was great and was a very fun ride until the very end where it became much more ludicrous than the original and right before the very end where it grew extraordinarily dark.
Village-Mystic chapter 1 . 3/21/2015
This is very cute... and probable enough, considering Harry was naturally bright and takes well to instruction and imagination. Certainly he has that Arthur C. Clarke quote ready or can have it soon to help make his father feel better about all of this.
charis-chan chapter 1 . 3/20/2015
Oh my freaking God.

I just read the first two chapters and I'm loving it more than I expected. Thank you so much.
mutecebu chapter 1 . 3/18/2015
"Further consideration led him to obtain a candle and drip wax onto the flap of the envelope, into which, using a penknife's tip, he impressed the initials H.J.P.E.V. If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style."

And so it begins. This first chapter is so much funnier now with all the context.
lemon-rind chapter 1 . 3/17/2015
Hello, I thought I'd re-read this story one chapter at a time, until I finish it all over again. I want to really absorb the fullness of what you wrote, and so I'm going to try hard to write review this time around. Here goes:

I still don't full absorb the italicized text at the beginning. I assumed it was a reference to the night Harry was attacked, but what exactly is it trying to get across? I don't know.

I feel Professor Michael Verres-Evans is the typical scientific mind. There are many cases where some of the biggest discoveries were considered completely foolish and person suggesting it ends up being considered completely crazy. I'm sure some of the setting here comes from your own life experience. I know I can relate, what with the books being all over the place.

I'm surprised that someone at Hogwarts would overlook Harry being raised in a Muggle household, but then again, it seems like they did that in canon too. Wizarding Society must be the most unorganized bureaucratic structure I've ever had the pleasure to contemplate.

In fact you really call out Rowling a couple of times here. I always felt Rowling had a pretty good sense of humour though. But, you're right to mock the name Dudley Dursley, and in all seriousness naming the Evans sisters Lily and Petunia still gives me pause. Gives a different meaning to flower child.

I think foreshadowing is the biggest thing I'll be looking for as I re-read the story. Lily telling Petunia that a Centaur told her not to make her pretty? It's something that upon first read you look over, and then you're brought back around to. That's just good story planning. Wish I had that talent.

We get a good lay out of Harry's personality. Who he is as a protagonist in this story. How proactive he is, knowing that others are likely to dismiss things without careful thought or rational.

Still, him screaming out to the magic owls to see if he can get a letter to Hogwarts? That was gold. I'm glad we got to see Mrs. Figg again, because it gave Harry a moment to feel weird and caught off-guard instead of disappointed.

I'm sure there more, but I think that's enough for me.
Guest chapter 1 . 3/16/2015
SUCH A GOOD BEGINNING. I love that Harry has a far far better family now. He deserves a better childhood than the one he got stuck with. And yet, he still feels the need to prove himself to his Professor father. Adults so often treat children and teens this way, with little respect. I'm so intrigued already. And yeah! Dumbles should have sent someone to Harry. I'd like to hear JK's rationale behind that one. (ummm plot not logic) Also, if Harry was supposed to have been told about the wizarding world by Petunia, why did Ms Figg keep her squid status secret until book 5? She could have been helping him learn about the wizarding world for years!
Amazed Reader chapter 1 . 3/15/2015
This is fantastic, well written and funny with an amazing message. I just cannot get enough of this!
hisnhers chapter 1 . 3/14/2015
Wow! You finished the story! -clapclapclap- yay!

Now I get to read the fic my daughter has been raving about for years. She can handle a chapter here and there, my memory would never handle that. I like to wait until a fic is finished. I'm so excited it is!

Enjoyed the first chapter. Harry is a remarkably intelligent young man. I however am not. So my reviews may not even have complete sentences at times. I tend to express feelings with .. well, you saw my first paragraph... That's a more 'realistic' reaction from me.

I'm looking forward to reading this. Hope you don't mind odd reviews!

-his
4everfictional chapter 1 . 3/12/2015
YES! XD
mab70 chapter 1 . 3/11/2015
Very intriguing premise. I like that though Harry's family life has changed, it's not artificially perfect.
Your writing is enjoyable to read, the vocabulary flows well and has good pacing.
Aditya A Prasad chapter 1 . 3/10/2015
An okay chapter,

some memorable quotes,
"those arguments, one where his mother tried to make his father feel guilty, and his father tried to make his mother feel stupid."
"joking, lying or being insane, in ascending order of awfulness."
"If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style."

As far as I can see here we introduce Harry as typical prodigy who for some weird reason believes in magic.
Alissa chapter 1 . 3/9/2015
I have been encouraged to great lengths by my best friend, and I have long been procrastinating reading this... for no reason other than laziness and a weird little nagging voice, "Is it going to be too difficult for me to understand? Considering how precise she is when it comes to scientific accuracy, and how insane fandom writers can be with theories, is this going to be a giant lecture on physics hidden behind the mask of a nice fanfic?" No, that nagging voice was quite wrong, as far as I can tell. Fantastic reading a fic with proper grammar. I love the way you express Harry and Petunia, she's not often thought well of, I like that you've given her a different side and more of a backstory.
...I'm on Chapter One. I can't believe I've been procrastinating this so long. *facepalms until suffering severe brain damage and dies of blood loss* Thank you for writing, OP.
santamonica811 chapter 1 . 3/9/2015
Meh,
Not totally sure of the point of the chapter. Not every chapter, of course, has to be full of drama or humor. But this one felt like it was written by a different author. I guess that this is indeed the sad ended we were warned about . . . reading it made me feel let down (and, dare I say it; sad about its lack of interest or content).
Phoebe Rosquist chapter 1 . 3/7/2015
Here, back at the beginning, reading a 3rd time because there won't be anything new until tomorrow's chapter release. Thank you so much for this book. I have looked high and low, but haven't yet found a Harry Potter Evans-Verres suggested/favorite scifi novel reading list. I am enjoying exploring the non-fiction on , but can't help craving the fiction titles, too.
Jillian A.K chapter 1 . 3/6/2015
Hello. I recently read Ch. 116, which is all you have up to right now, and decided to go back for a reread. Now I wonder if Lily weren't joking when she said if she helped Petunia be pretty the world would end, a centaur told her not to. After all, centaurs do give prophecies, and even Voldemort interpreted Trelawny's prophecy to mean Harry would end the world. Because Lily helped Petunia, she married a rational scientist. Harry was raised a rational scientist. Because Harry was thus raised, he goes on to fulfill the second prophecy. Hm. Or maybe it's just foreshadowing? Lol.

And I guess Harry is certain magic is real because he's... um, I don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't read ch. 105.
Berlin chapter 1 . 3/4/2015
Wow! Um, ok, awesome start!
((Sooo, while this fanfiction looks awesome and all that, I don't have too much time right now due to school. So, I'll probably read and review the story sporadically at best. But as soon as I get more time, I'll read this!))
Nibbled To Death chapter 1 . 3/4/2015
Either Voldemort took time out to see Star Trek 3 (when?!), this is all Harry's dream/CEV (how else would he not have noticed the ref/riff), or it's a Day of Very Very Low Probability.
Arime Setta chapter 1 . 3/3/2015
Came across the Vice article and giving this a shot as a longtime fanfic reader. I can't deny that I'm definitely intrigued by this. Congrats on the success!
Guest chapter 1 . 3/3/2015
I have seen this fic pop up a few times and finally decided to read it. I have only read the first chapter and thi k it's pretty amazing. Can't wait to read the rest.
fujisawa5 chapter 1 . 3/3/2015
that really did go better than expected, a bit more brutal than i might have expected harry capable of being, but then again its not like Batman ever had a positive effect on Gotham as a whole. I think this means we get the good end... unless the prophecy is actually viable still.
The interpretation is a bit vague as always but it should take more than a few chapters to come into play anyway.
so thank you for sorting through all the, and they were a flood, reviews for the final exam and picking some awesome ones.
Guest.indeed chapter 1 . 3/3/2015
A later version of Harry appears under the invisibility cloak. Puts a time turner on present version's neck and sends him back in time. Controlled explosives blow under the feet of all deatheaters and voldemort. The future version then calls upon a dementor to suck the soul of voldemort before he dies and the soul gets back to any horcrux of his.

No special powers used and voldemort disabled.

Now how a later version gets here, I have no idea.

Food for thought.
Guest chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
The challenge says that the goal is the not be killed immediately (which I take to mean more than 60 seconds). Any attempt to take out all the death Eaters and Voldemort simultaneously seems like such wishful thinking that it really isn't worth considering. The only thing Harry can do, other than talk (assuming any wand movement will get him killed, and recalling transfiguring gas into anything else failed when previously tried), would be to unstick his glasses by using point-of-contact 'finite', which he just learned. Unless his glasses are something else that has been transfigured into glasses, unsticking them would be useless. IF his glasses WERE, in fact, something else, I don't know what would help in a situation where one assumes portkeys and time turners aren't going to work, due to previously mentioned wards. Even on the VERY off chance that Harry's glasses are actually a bomb that goes off when in contact with the air, while that may delay Voldemorts plans and take out a few Death Eaters, it doesn't actually accomplish the goal of prolonging his life.

***On a sidenote, if anybody can think of a way to use Harry's glasses, which he still has and which are known to be enchanted, potentially hiding a different enchantment, please use it, as my imagination is unfortunately not up to the task.

It seems like, in this situation, Harry's best bet is to appeal to Voldemort's desire to take every precaution imaginable to prevent Harry from destroying the "world". While Harry does not know the exact wording, Harry can point out that, if it doesn't mention him by name, it may not be about him. That in and of itself will do nothing to prevent Voldemort from killing Harry, if only as a precaution, but then Harry can use the fact that they are both Tom Riddle to put doubt into Voldemort about how the prophecy could unfold. This could be done by hypothesizing that since Harry and Voldemort are magically recognized as the same person, the prophecy could be fulfilled using Voldemort as a catalyst instead of Harry. Harry can, and would, swear in parseltongue that he would tell Voldemort this for the sole purpose of ensuring that the world does not come to destruction, by his hands or otherwise, since the destruction of the world is something Harry sees as a BAD thing. Harry can also point out that his death may be what triggers the cataclysm, and he may safer is he was frozen, or time-locked, or in some other way removed from reality (which would probably take a little bit of time to orchestrate), especially since, while Harry cannot make any decision that would lead to the destruction of the world, due to the vow, since he is not making the choice to be murdered in the most thorough way possible, there is no guarantee that his death isn't the trigger. In fact, if Harry offers to choose to have himself killed, so that the vow backs up that decision, since he shouldn't be able to choose an option the results in the destruction of the world, in exchange for 5 more minutes of life, then while that may not help Harry actually survive the whole ordeal, if we're going with the victory condition "survive longer than the next 60 seconds", it qualifies. All this hinges on Voldemort seeing Harry make a vow-bound decision to do everything he can (ie embrace the most hated enemy that is Death) to help prevent the end of the world as worth the risk of keeping him alive another 5 minutes.

This is a technical victory at best, and doesn't have an extremely high chance of succeeding, but many of the solutions that have been posted/mentioned to me by fellow HPMOR fans seem to have low chances of success as well, so hopefully this helps cover one of the gaps that may lead to a possibility of succeeding.

I suppose Harry could mention that maybe, since they're the same person, or at least magically recognized as such, he might survive due to the horcruxes as well, but seeing as Voldemort knows significantly more about the horcruxes than Harry, it is likely that he will know whether or not that even makes sense, and will have taken the answer into account (regardless of what it is). Still, it is possibly worth throwing into the list of things Harry should say VERY quickly to Voldemort to sure that the Dark Lord takes more time to be even more thorough with his steps to prevent Harry from potentially destroying the world.

tl;dr Harry's glasses have potential, but convincing Voldemort to take even more secure steps to make sure that he doesn't bring about an end to the world (which none of the death eaters suggested, and voldemort showed displeasure at that fact) seems like the best bet to stall for time. Past that...good luck.
darkflagrance chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
After a moment of panic, it struck me. Carefully phrasing my words in Parseltongue, I asked a question. "What happens, Tom Riddle, when another Tom Riddle dies, enters the Horcrux network, and the dead Tom Riddle happens to be able to both control Dementors and cast an advanced form of Patronus that does not require a wand?"

I paused. "If you kill me, I win. If you don't kill me, you will eventually lose. You have been very careful to provide a bribe to me to let you live, so the threat of killing me is clearly misdirection. You know you cannot kill me without me destroying your Horcrux network, and you have provided me with a living Hermione to keep me attached to life."

A suggestion in Harry's voice, taken from a post on Reddit:

"However, now I am at a strange point. It makes a great deal of sense that I should kill myself now, and use the Patronus casting to consume the life energy within the Horcrux network until there is only one Horcrux left, and then get assistance in raising myself. I could do that easily enough with a Patronus."

"Perhaps, you might do something for me to prevent me from killing myself so I can end your threat? Confund yourself to learn to care about people. Then use the Philosopher's stone to make it permanent, and finally, vow to never attempt to alter the Confunding."
deactiv chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
At the end of the sixty seconds, through which Harry experienced the collective problem-solving of thousands of aspiring rationalists at a rate of one hour per second, he looked up.

"Prepare your anusss," he hissed.
nameless M chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
Love this!
taogaming chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
HPLV Shared victory via Aumann's Agreement Theorem and reconciliation of information

HP agrees with LV utility, that avoiding the end of the world has priority.

HP invokes Aumann's agreement theorem (AAT)

HP proposes they share information, so that he can bulletproof LV killing of him, if necessary. LV agrees to rationally consider it (AAT)

LV informs HP of full prophecy. ("He is Here...")

HP indicates that it may not refer to him, (ref "He is coming")

HP does not (thanks to vow) have ability to destroy the world.

(Step I forgot to type out) HP informs LV of full prophecy ("The one with the power...")

Prophecy unquestionably refers to HP.

LV informs him of Godric's Hollow, family motto.

Both prophecies refer to Death. Death is the Dark Lord that cannot exist in the same world as HP. Similarly, Death is "He" in LV's prophecy.

Therefore, destroying HJPEV is the wrong path, and the correct path is to allow HJPEV to survive and destroy death, thereby preventing the end of the world.

Quirell Erat Demonstratum.
Rich chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
Very well written and bizarrely funny.
Turgurth chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
With NickRoy's permission, I am submitting his solution, which I agree with, with additional evidence appended, just in case that is necessary; so consider this as superseding NickRoy's submission:

Harry hisses "You have missinterpreted prophecy, to your great peril, becausse of power I have, but you know not. Yess, you are sstudying sscience, but, honesstly, you are yearss behind me. It may be that thiss power you know not iss ssomething I have at thiss sspecific time, that you will not know for too many yearss hence.

Before I explain, remember my Vow, and know my honesst intention not to desstroy the world, Vow or no. Now, do you know why I would tear apart the very sstarss? Do you know how? Not to desstroy the world, but to ssave it from whatever threatss require more energy to extinguissh than exisstss in thiss entire ssolar ssystem. There are more thingss in heaven and earth, Dark Lord, than are dreamt of in your philossophy.

I would usse sstar lifting to do it ssafely. In a way, I really would end the world to ssave it, ssince once humanss are out of the cradle, sspread through... er, let uss ssay 'heaven' in Parsseltongue, to mean well beyond thiss planet, why not add the masss of the Earth itsself to the sstuff of the sstarss, to yield that much more energy? And sso, if you avert thiss prophecy, there iss sseriouss rissk you doom yoursself! Are you willing to take that chance?

And why were you the one to hear thiss prophecy, Dark Lord? Why are you the one to causse it or avert it? What iss your abssolute advantage? Not in killing. Killing is eassy. Thiss iss your blind sspot cossting you much more in expected value than lasst time if you do not lissten.

You are the one becausse you have come clossesst by far, ass far ass I know, to true immortality, though thiss project iss not yet complete, elsse prophecy would not concern you to degree it obvioussly doess. Usseful sstar lifting will take time; much more than ussual lifesspan.

Ssupposse you heard thiss prophecy becausse you are to sshare thiss advantage with me, and together we will tear apart the very sstarss in 'heaven' to prevent ssomething actually bad! Ssomething we both may know nothing of yet, though I already have guesssess; and you know thiss project iss likely to go fasster with me than without me. Your lack of complete immortality meanss time may not be on your sside.

All I have ssaid iss my honesst besst esstimate. If you do not trusst my viewss, let uss wake girl-child friend, ass sshe alsso knowss more of sscience than you. No offence. And becausse I have told you of sstar lifting, that you clearly knew not of, at thiss time when it matterss mosst - conssider the sserioussnesss of your error if I had tried esscaping - you will protect and honor deputy sschoolmissstresss, with the undersstanding that your reign hass already begun. Now what iss the resst of the prophecy?"

Appended:

Harry does not know the full prophecy for certain, but he can guess it, based on: Harry's thought on star lifting in response to this prophecy in Ch. 21, Harry noticing Quirrelmort's interest in the same prophecy in Ch. 86, Quirrelmort's talk of the stars' vulnerability to "sufficiently intelligent idiocy" in Ch. 95, Firenze's comment on the stars and Harry's innocence in Ch. 101, Voldemort's "while the stars yet live" remark in Ch. 111, Voldemort's more explicit talk on the prophecy and his great fear of it in the next chapter, and how the Unbreakable Vow is framed in the most recent chapter. If Harry connects these dots, he'll have a good idea of what the full prophecy says.

As for how Harry connects these dots: he runs with the hypothesis (quickly, as he did in Ch. 104): "I am to destroy the world [I don't have to explain why this idea stands out to him] in some way that is not actually bad", since if he were to destroy the world in a way that really is bad, but this may be preventable, he probably should die immediately instead! My first thought on this line of thinking (since "Harry is allowed to solve this problem the way I would solve it") is: "well, someday Earth ought to be converted into computronium for hedonium purposes, though the Sun is much more massive, and then we have the nearby stars... Oh".

Also, on Voldemort's response: Voldemort would be skeptical, but he would also be interested, because "It is impossible to tell lies in Parseltongue" and because all this persuasion has to do is raise the risk enough that it makes more sense to stop and gather more information before killing Harry, thus it "allows Harry to evade immediate death".
Shadow of the kyuubi chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
First, Harry absolutely must stall for time. To do so, he will engage Voldemort in conversation. He will talk about some of the following subjects, with suggested order given:

1)Immediately announce that he has multiple secrets of interest, so that Voldemort will not kill him for wasting time.
2)Harry claims that he did not threaten Voldemort’s true immortality, so Voldemort cannot threaten to permamently kill him. Presumably Voldemort does not then let Harry go, but instead threatens to Obliviate him of all memories or something similar which is not really an improvement over death. Thus he continues stalling:
3)Begin by stating that the best chance of avoiding the prophecy is to leave him alive; this permits Harry a way to consciously respond to the prophecy in a way that minimizes the damage, whereas otherwise the prophecy will come true regardless (use Com-ed tea as an example of acyclic magic; the results are decided before the prophecy is known).
4)Harry discusses the secrets of his Patronus, with relevant discussion of dementors. This shows that he has actual secrets Voldemort will want to know.
5)Harry says that his life is Humanity’s best chance at avoiding death (via heat-death of the universe, etc).
6)Harry discusses his findings on genetics and the genetic source of magic.
7)Harry claims that Voldemort is an existential threat to the world, so he cannot share any further secrets of magic (partial transfiguration).

Presumably none of the above succeed in convincing Voldemort to let Harry live, although there is a nonzero chance that one of the above arguments will succeed.

While doing this, Harry is performing two transfigurations: one to transfigure the ground around him into a radioactive substance, and one to transfigure the ground directly below Voldemort into a high-concentration acid. Either the resonance between Voldemort and the transfigured substance will quickly kill Voldemort, or the acid will when he turns into a snake to avoid the resonance as he did in Azkaban. As Voldemort is dying, Harry will cast an Obliviate at Voldemort, seeking to remove –all- of his memories while Voldemort is at his weakest. If the initial transfiguration is successful and Voldemort is not somehow acid-proof (unlikely but possible given that he may know how Harry killed the troll) and immune to memory charms while nearly dying (uncertain), then Voldemort should be permamently defeated by this tactic.

As such, Harry will succeed in removing Voldemort, though he may need to drop his wand to avoid the resonance. Harry can now truthfully claim that he has lethally poisoned (radiation poisoning) all of the Death Eaters present, that he has a cure (human transfiguration into temporary, non-poisoned form the Stone to make it permament) known only to him, and that he will offer the cure if and only if the Death Eaters agree to a magical vow which (Among other things) forbids them from actively harming Harry and Hermione now or in the immediate future, allowing him to escape.
vettavetka chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
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Guest chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
So a Harry that is appearing to lose will have three people that he most wants to protect posthumously. His parents and Hermione. Hermione may or may not take precedence over his parents, given not only their emotional connection but the fact that Voldemort has given her the capacity for potentially eternal suffering. In any case, Harry has only two secrets to offer in exchange for the protection of three people. Therefore, he will appear to try to think of a third thing to offer Voldemort.

Harry will attempt to teach Voldemort the principles behind the human patronus and partial transfiguration, though it’s likely that Voldemort will need some practice warping his mind to be able to establish the necessary mental processes, and therefore will not be able to replicate the spells on the spot. After this, following a show of brain-racking, Harry will say, in parseltongue, that he wishes to try to use his patronus to resurrect Quirrell. This is true because he actually intends to attempt it. This does not prevent him from doing thing in addition to casting his patronus. Voldemort will see the utility of such a spell, be it for the resurrection of trusted servants, or for the resurrection of loved ones of people against whom ‘nice’ leverage might be more effective than the usual threats or mind control.

Now Quirrell’s body is still a dead body, and Voldemort may transfigure it into a living body first to make the process more likely to work, or he may allow Harry to attempt the spell on a corpse just to see what will happen. Given that the killing curse causes no physical damage to the body, and the body is fresh, such a transfiguration may be unnecessary anyway. In any case, Harry will be allowed to approach Quirrell’s body or Quirrell’s body will be brought to him, no doubt with the Death Eaters maneuvering to maintain formation around him.

Harry will cast the patronus charm, and will put, if possible, more power into it than he did with Hermione. This will produce a light bright enough to blind Voldemort and the Death Eaters for a brief moment. During that moment Harry will lunge for Quirrell’s body and grab hold of it.

Now, if the spell didn’t work then there will be no consciousness to resist what Harry does next. If it did, then it is likely that Quirrell will be unconscious and also unable to resist. If he is alive and conscious, then he will be at first too disoriented to resist, and Harry can easily stupefy him after his initial escape.

Quirrell’s arm and leg bones have broomstick charms on them, and there is no reason to believe that those charms will have faded with his death. Given that Quirrell will be unable to put up a conscious resistance Harry (similar to if two people grabbed the same broomstick and tried to steer in different directions) will be able to cause his body to fly in the exact same way he causes a broom to fly. Given that Voldemort is unwilling to be overpowered by anybody if he can help it, it is likely that Quirrell’s bones are capable of moving at least as fast as the fastest racing broom, if not faster.

Harry will take off at full speed before Voldemort and the Death Eaters realize what’s happening. Now depending on what hold Harry has on Quirrell’s body, he may ride it like a flying sled, hands around the arms or legs, his own legs securing the position of he other limbs. Or he may have the body by one limb, with the rest of it trailing behind. The former would be easy to manage, if initially unfamiliar. The latter might be awkward due to the trailing weight, but if Quirrell is still dead then Harry could just keep his hold and sever the limb, keeping it as a morbid copy of a traditional broomstick.

Now it has been established that Harry is a very good flyer, so between this and the speed of his conveyance, he will likely survive the initial volley of avada kedavras. By this point, staying low, he may be able to break line of sight by hugging the top of the trees. Voldemort will no doubt pursue him, but it is unlikely that his own flight rods are any faster, and he has already demonstrated some clumsiness with flight rods that are not actually his bones, given the wobble described at an extremely low speed flight in chapter 111. The Dark Lord will likely be able to get off a few more shots at Harry, but given the distance, Harry’s superior maneuverability, and the fact that we’ve never been given any indication that Voldemort is a skilled long range sharp shooter, Harry has a chance of survival.

(Indeed, while the newer, wiser Voldemort likely recognizes the utility of long-range sharp shooting, it’s likely that younger Voldemort never practiced it, given that such tactics would negate the terror of his presence, and Voldemort’s modus operandi has always been about the terror of his presence. Also, the low speed of the avada kedavra bolt (slow enough to be dodged) may render long range use totally impractical, despite the unlimited range.)

Harry will likely make for Hogwarts, assuming he can remember the direction by his position relative to the underground passage he followed. Otherwise, he will just flee and try to lose Voldemort (though this may not work considering that Voldemort may be able to track him through their resonance.) In either case, it gets him out of the immediate danger of being murdered in the graveyard.
That said, this plan revolves around Voldemort conveniently forgetting that Quirrell’s body can be used as a flying machine, and conveniently not taking precautions against being blinded by a spell that can produce very bright light. However, it is possible that he will be blinded to Harry’s intentions by the fact that he thinks he knows Harry’s intentions (desperately needing a third secret to share/finally learning to lose when faced with such overwhelming odds.) The plan has problems, but it was the best I could come up with given the restraints of other responsibilities.
Guest chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
Perhaps I'm breaking the rules a bit here but I read through some of the solutions posted and I am adopting this one as my own:

"s has been said, there is a spell that can't be blocked and works on anything with a brain. As far as we know, Voldemort has a brain. It seems to me that Harry should:
1. Tell Voldemort about partial transfiguration. Partial transfiguration has been said to take a lot of concentration. This is an amazing distraction if Voldemort chooses to try to learn the technique before killing Harry. If not, it was worth a shot. Harry should also hesitate before he picks who he saves, feigning genuine distress, but definitively picking one person to save as to not earn Voldemorts ire. Harry should also NOT PICK HIMSELF. Voldemort said in his promise that he intended to keep his promise, that does not mean he us required to keep it at all. Especially since Voldemort expected Harry to name friends or family, not himself.
2. Kill Voldemort. Avada Kadavra. Whether the partial transfiguration ploy worked or not, this must be done. Harry should try to surprise Voldemort because Voldemort can cast the spell faster, and so can 36 death eaters.
3. Two things could happen here. One is where magical backlash between the Tom Riddles causes Harry to pass out. In this case it is entirely up to chance whether or not the death eaters try to kill Harry. The death eaters would be in dissarray due to Voldemort's untimely second death. In this situation, Harry will probably die. However, if the magical backlash does not knock Harry out cold, Harry could and should immediately address the death eaters. Something like "THE IMPOSTER IS DEAD.". Go for shock factor. If he could convince the death eaters the other Voldemort was faking and that he, Voldemort, had sealed himself inside his enemy's champion "the boy who lived," Harry gets away. In addition, if Harry can just manage to pacify or stun the death eaters for long enough with his words to grab the cloak of invisibility and his time turner, he can get away.

Side note: If one of either the cloak or time turner must be left behind, Harry should leave behind the time turner. Voldemort WILL be coming back, and he WILL hunt Harry down. If Harry wants to survive beyond the encounter in the graveyard he MUST GET THE CLOAKCLOAK."

To help support this solution I present the following facts:

1) Magic backlash has been shown not to effect Harry as much, he has a higher chance of not passing out

2) Harry may not have studied "avada kadavra," but with Voldemort being able to cast it so quickly the wand movements must be simple. In fact, I believe Mad-eye Moody stated it was extremely easy to cast aside from the required want for death.

3)I completely forget if Spells could be cast in parsel tongue, sounds like something Harry would test, but if spells could be cast in parsel tongue it would make it much easier to kill voldemort with avada kadavra if the death eaters didn't know what he was doing and harry wasn't breaking the rules by speaking outside of parsel tongue.
Ediguls again chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
These two are mostly for the lulz:

1. Since you can only speak the truth in parsertongue, start a code injection attack on the universe. Presuming the universe runs on python, say (in parsertongue):

"import magic
['Hermione Granger', 'Tom Riddle Jr.']"

Then wake Hermione and in the same moment use magic on the other Tom Riddle Jr., causing a resonance. Let Hermione sort out the rest.

2. Stall by telling Voldemort about partial transfiguration. Weave in the descriptions or names of items hidden in the mokeskin pouch, with the intention of retrieving them, from most useful to least useful one (e.g. a Potion of Instant Winning before a Potion of Luck before a Potion of Flashbang before Cedric before a loaded shotgun before a live nuke, if those items are in the pouch).

Overcome possible range limitations by overcoming the conceptual limitation that there should be such a limitation, if necessary. If an item ends up in your hands, use it immediately. If it ends up just outside the pouch, continue pulling forth more and more stuff, forming a heap of items. Hope that something useful happens (e.g. the heap topples and triggers the shotgun; the Potion of Flashbang is spilled) for a distraction or lethal effect.

Once the distraction is triggered, do the most clever thing proposed in any of the other reviews.
andrew chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
curious to see where this goes, so far so good
The Utilitaria chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
A complicated plot involving partial transfiguration of a lethal, non-magical substance to kill the Death Eaters and Voldemort doesn't seem like what HPMoR is all about. It doesn't seem all that rational.

However, the first three lines of the story make a violent solution to the problem seem much more likely. Chapter 1 is clearly a flash-forward directly to what happens after Chapter 113. This is the only situation where Harry is a) under the moonlight and b) surrounded by black robes.
Therefore, the solution must be; NOT primarily intellectual or based on arguing Voldemort out of murdering Harry (because that doesn’t involve blood spilling or black robes collapsing)
Must also cause the Death Eaters and/or Voldemort to collapse to the ground, disappear or discard their robes
Must also spill more than 1 litre of blood

Harry will need to hide whatever he’s doing from Voldemort and the Death Eaters; this may take longer than 1 minute. I am assuming they haven’t cast any magical shields or detection wards that notice or block transfiguration. If they have then there really is no hope.
Distract Voldemort for minutes if possible by describing how to turn dementors away via expectation (seems to be the least damaging secret), if necessary move on to the Patronus charm 2.0 as a manifestation of will to defeat death, as slowly as can be convincingly done.
Hope Voldemort doesn’t ask ‘are you trying to esscape?’ Or similar in parseltongue

If all else fails, turn to abstruse philosophical arguments – try to persuade Voldemort that the simulation argument is true, for example. Ask whether killing him might somehow fulfil the prophesy (obviously not, but might buy a few seconds). None of these will work, of course, but they might buy time for the real plan.

Harry shouldn’t look like he’s concentrating too hard, and should put up whatever Occulumency barriers he can should a Death Eater tries to read his mind

Then he must find a starting point for partial transfiguration. This is the only magic that can be done wordlessly and without wand motions by Harry, therefore only way he has of attacking Voldemort and the Death Eaters, therefore the only thing that could POSSIBLY be described by the first lines of the story. This is backwards reasoning that Harry couldn't do, but so what?
Options are;
The air; transfiguring gasses was said to be impossible before Harry’s discovery of partial transfiguration. However, Harry reflects in Ch 28 that the limitation on not transfiguring gas might actually make sense, in sharp contrast to the limit preventing partial transfiguration. Air transfiguration is also narratively a bit too simple, so probably isn’t possible and I’m going to discount it.

His own wand; Can he transfigure a subset of his own wand? Perhaps the magical core of the wand can channel the transfiguration magic to the outer part of the wand (which is ordinary wood) and begin transfiguring it.

His own flesh; either the hand holding the wand (it’s touching the wand, isn’t it?) or the flesh of his leg (assuming he can lower the wand to touch his leg safely.

Get a transfigured object close to the Death Eaters and Voldemort. Carbon nanotubes are the obvious candidate, and also fulfill the ‘fraction of a line’ criteria. Either from the wand tip, the tip of a finger that’s resting on the wand, or Harry’s leg, grow out a single filament of CNTs as thin as is practical (a few micrometers so it doesn't break and can be visualized, but is too small to see easily in the moonlight). The filament should drop to the ground and grow forward. Using Harry’s skill in shaping exercises (more foreshadowing), have the filament grow out in a straight line past the Death Eaters, who are still all facing Harry, ending a distance behind the backs of all of them.

When the filament tip is behind the backs of the Death Eaters and Voldemort, it must split into 36 separate filaments, travel back along the ground and reach the feet of the Death Eaters, climb vine-like up their legs and backs and reach the back of their heads.

Question: Is Harry capable of doing this in 60 seconds? Unknown, but again the first lines of the story make it seem more plausible.

‘Sustaining a Transfiguration is a constant drain on your magic which scales with the size of the target form’ (Ch 7) and transfiguring his father’s rock into a tiny gem is a ‘half-hour of work’ according to Ch 94. If ‘size’ means volume, then the complicated structure here could take a lot less time than the rock, if Harry is careful to keep the carbon nanotube structures smaller than a hair’s width.
On the other hand, if ‘size’ also includes qualities like total length then this whole scenario probably isn't possible in one minute; it may be possible in longer. Complexity isn't relevant (you can transfigure animals, after all); as long as Harry can clearly hold the form and the intention in his mind, then he can transfigure it as easily as any other complicated object.

In Ch 58, ‘He was using partial Transfiguration on a thin cylindrical shell of metal, two meters in diameter and half a millimeter thick, running all the way through the wall. He was Transfiguring that half-millimeter thickness of metal into motor oil.’

This apparently took minutes, but Harry’s transfiguration skills have certainly improved since then, as he transfigured Hermione’s corpse (Ch 111) and the Unicorn (Ch 102) in a reasonable amount of time (1 or 2 hours, as I recall)

I don’t believe anything in the story gives strong evidence that making a 36-branched nanotube structure in 1 minute with a tiny overall volume is impossible. If it is somewhat harder because of its length, it may still be possible

Once the filaments have reached the necks of the Death Eaters, Harry is spoiled for choice. He can transfigure unusual or rare non-magical substances (e.g. CNTs, Ch 28) but can’t transfigure objects that don’t exist (e.g. nanotechnology, Ch 28).
Options for attacking the Death Eaters;

Finish the transfiguration by making the very tips of the CNT filaments, just behind the Death Eaters heads, not carbon nanotubes but a few picograms of antilithium, which has been created in laboratories and so already exists. Explosions blow off the heads of every Death Eater simultaneously, and Harry’s shaping skill allows that to happen at the end of the process and all at once.
CNT filaments also end in CNTs, but at an extremely high temperature (say, 10,000K). Same explosion effect, and this might be simpler to transfigure
Finish as micro black-holes (stupid)

Make the filaments enter the skull and transfigure part of the Death Eaters brains into all manner of lethal substances;

Sulfuric Acid, which we already know Harry can do almost instantly (Ch 89)

Nerve Agents

Extremely hot [anything]

Radioactive substances

Uranium-236, which will instantly fission

Florine

White Phosphorous / Napalm

Micro black holes

Pure protons very close together (protons are known, aren't they?)

A tenth of a mole of carbon dioxide atoms in an excited state a few femtoseconds before they are all due to emit light photons directly towards Voldemort and the Death Eaters(excited CO2 is a known substance). The Laser blast is not the same ‘stuff’ that Harry has transfigured, so it should discorporate Voldemort without triggering the resonance, as well as decapitating the Death Eaters. This is very implausible but would be cool to see.

An interesting Variant; transfigure a Death Eater's brain into Harry's own, a moment before he expects his body to be destroyed. Harry will then have minutes to escape with the philosophers stone, but hopefully he can find some other way to avoid death. Possibly, combine the brain-transfiguration-clone solution with the attack solutions to create enough confusion to grab the stone.

A CONSTRAINT:
; ‘…blood spills out in litres’ and ‘(black robes, falling)’, no mention of violent explosions. In any case, there’s no point in bothering with antimatter or nukes or pure protons or black holes; it’s all more complicated than necessary.
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Instead, form a simple loop (significantly thicker than the rest of the transfiguration) of CNT razor wire around the necks of each Death Eater and end the partial transfiguration shaping by transfiguring the wire garrotes into smaller wire garrotes. Because you can transfigure under tension (Ch 28), you will decapitate every Death Eater simultaneously.
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This is possibly within Harry’s ability to do within 60 seconds (although I could easily be proved wrong by another WOG), fulfills the chapter 1 criteria and is heavily foreshadowed by chapter 104 and lightly by chapter 28. This only deals with the Death Eaters, however. Voldemort can shoot harry in a fraction of a second and cannot be touched by Harry’s magic.

How to deal with Voldemort? Harry cannot touch him directly with something he has transfigured. I don’t have a convincing solution, just a few ideas. The partial transfiguration attack will alert Voldemort, and Harry will have at most a second to act after killing the Death Eaters.
None of these are an essential part of my proposal but they are ideas worth considering. They can all be done together or only one could be done.

Destroy the gun, Voldemort's only method of harming Harry, via transfigured filaments. They’d have to reach up into the air unsupported, but given the amount of tension carbon nanotubes can withstand, simply making a thin spiral to reach up, touch the gun and transfigure it into air would probably work. Harry can then cancel the transfiguration before any part of it touches Voldemort, leaving a mangled mess of metal in his hand instead of a working gun. The surprise and possible explosion this will cause, along with the immediate deaths of every other Death Eater, can plausibly give Harry enough time to reach the time-turner.
The CNT filament under Voldemort could be transfigured into something like ho
lyosha chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
Harry can use partial transfiguration, provided he completes it quickly. His wand is pointed to the ground, thus near his thigh, so he can unnoticably touch his thigh with the wand, and transfigure a tiny portion of his leg into powerful lazers, e.g. powered by nuclear reaction (the transfigured , of course, will be in a highly unstable state from the beginning. The lasers are directed at all enemies, and fire quickly. Harry loses his leg (in order not to get transfiguration sickness), but later restores it with the Stone.
Asterix The Unbroken chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
So... I wanted to post this before reading any other review, but since my ffdn account is currently not working, I got delayed (and ended up having to post through my google account, which I dno't particularly like, but meh).

I skimmed a few pages of reviews, and found nothing of mentioning what follows.

I may not be a good rationalist for this, but it seems to me that "something Harry Potter would do" is simply another way of saying "something that would satisfy HP's utility function".

Harry just underwent a procedure that changes "whatHarry Potter would do" .

I must deduce that Unbreakable Vows *can change utility functions*.

EY did mention that "The Dark Lord's utility function cannot be changed by talking to him", but if I am correct he could be convinced to take an unbreakable vow, which could indeed change his utility function.

HP has two ways to achieve this, which are not mutually exclusive, and can even be used to reinforce each other if done properly:

1) HP knows that prophecies will fulfill themselves, and if LV kills him now, fulfilling the first prophecy to the letter, somebody else will then go on to fulfill the second prophecy. Because of his blind spot, LV is a good candidate - an extinction event waiting to happen. HP can mention this in Parseltongue, because he has reason to believe it probable. In order to avoid that, LV must swear an Unbreakable vow that will change eliminate this blind spot. He could conceivably swear the exact same vow as HP, but choosing to change his utility function would pave the way to method 2 below.

2) HP has the power, known to him but not to the Dark Lord, to control Dementors. In order to control Dementors, one's utility function must embody a rejection of Death as the natural order of things, not just for themselves, but for everybody. HP can offer this to LV, if he accepts an Unbreakable Vow designed to change his utility function. After that, LV will have the power to change the world (effectively "end" the old world and start a new one) in ways he literally cannot think of right now, because of his blind spot. This is also a true fact known to HP that he can mention in Parseltongue.

Accepting this vow must satisfy LV's *current* utility function.

The power to control dementors, fulfill all the prophecies in a safe way, and why not, to *keep this Tom Riddle around to have somebody smart to talk to*... May or may not be enough. Harry can also mention that being able to cast the True Patronus charm allows one to turn off other people's Patronuses with but a few words, anotehr true fact that the current Lord Voldemort might find valuable.

Anyway, while I do not know how LV would weigh these arguments, but I do believe that fighting is not the way out of this.
Koop chapter 1 . 3/1/2015
There's so much INCONSISTENCY. Why resurrect Hermione to act as a limiter on Harry, if he's just going to be horribly murdered 15 minutes later - in case he survives? What possible chance could he have of survival or escape? Why go to such lengths to murder him so brutally when you could just Obliviate his entire mind, transfigure him into an ice cube, make it permanent with the Stone, and then wait for it to melt? Why intend for Harry to rule Britain if you're just going to kill him in 3 months? Why turn into Voldemort the Fictional Character truly, when it does nothing but solidify Harry's own intuition that Voldemort was to be destroyed and it's already been established he doesn't really care about the role? Why would Voldemort be so happy about getting rid of Dumbledore when it was the game, the battle of wits, that was his whole reason for fighting?

It just doesn't feel REAL. It feels like it's all a nightmare, where the worst possible thing that could happen does happen. It doesn't feel like Harry's fighting a horror as smart as him, it feels like Harry's fighting his own expectation of what the worst thing that could happen next would be.

It sounds a lot like all of this is happening in Harry's mind. I'm thinking that there is no physical or magical way to escape this situation. I think he needs to reject utterly that this situation is happening at all. I think Harry's trapped in some kind of illusion, and a healthy dose of "There is no spoon" will get him out.

At least I hope so. I don't really have any other ideas. If there is a solution to this problem, it's either that this situation isn't actually happening, or Harry suddenly learns how to Obliviate people without a wand, and you already said no wandless magic. I DO think that is the only way to defeat Tom Riddle at this point, though. Obliviate him of everything.
Jackercracks chapter 1 . 3/1/2015
If partial transfiguration works through air, go for 2a, if not, 2b

1 Cry
2a partial transfigure 37 extremely tiny lines of nitroglycerin/acid/positrons through the surrounding air and either underneath the death eaters feet or into their brains. Also use to cut in half voldemorts wand, gun and ideally broomstick supports.
2b Touch wand to leg, partial transfigure 37 extremely tiny lines of nitroglycerin/acid/positrons through leg, ground and either underneath the death eaters feet or into their brains
3 Blubber about something or other while this is happening
4 Explode death eaters simultaneously, causing large plumes of smoke
5 Dodge left, use resonance to aim at Voldy, shout "obliviate"
6 Resonance (hopefully) disables Voldemort
7 Expecto Patronum.
7a If Voldemort not disabled, use patronus to block attack then send the thing to hug him, resonance disables Voldemort. Bullets take minutes to kill you, you have a philosphers stone. Magical healing will do the job. Proceed to 7b
7b Send Patronus to Mad Eye Moody, ask him to time turner back to this moment bringing a Dementor, a master memory charmer, a healer and anything else that might be useful
8 Finite incanteum the transfigured stuff.
9 Read mind, find where next copy of Voldemort will appear if current one destroyed
10 Set trap that would render next copy unconscious
11 Attempt brainwashing
12 Attempt to eat his soul via Dementor
13 Attempt to remove all his memories while keeping him alive
14 If none of that works, read mind, find all horcruxes that are likely to ever come in contact with a human and destroy them.
anon chapter 1 . 3/1/2015
use love and set voldermort on fire.
cesare.medri.1 chapter 1 . 3/1/2015
In my modest opinion Partial Transfigutation requires too much time to be done, more so if we are talking about stopping/killing 30something people; V is smart and will take no chanches allowing H to stall for time, waiting for help or letting him retrieve his stuff.

The scene in my head is as it follows. Harry try to explain partial transfiguration to Voldemort but, more often than not, words and terms don't come to him, so he frequently pauses.
The cold and dark night slowly but steadily become, if possible, even colder. The Deatheaters have no knowledge of the language, but Voldemort might notice an increasing in the tone of the boy. All this is suddently interrupted by a laughter. One of the Deatheater is yelling like a mental, another start puking. Few faint, then many, then all of them.
Voldemort stares at the boy, his once pale skin now strawberry red, his eyes flaming. "Avad..." He faints. Harry, who has not breathed in the last minute, runs to his pouch, looking for his red syringe.

POTIONS (the Cinderella of Hogwarts' lessons)
My hypothesis is: potions is the art of transforming a fluid in something else, using the energy it contains. Instead of transmuting (which is time cunsuming and suboptimal), we are fully degradating Oxygen into Carbon and Helium. After that, given the right ratio C/O, we'll have carbon monoxyde (colorless, odorless, tasteless).

PRO:Harry doesn't have to move or to do anything, beside using some (little) magic
CONS: I have no idea of the energy required or the ratio C/O.

If this doesn't work we can always go away with a big boom, transforming Oxygen in Hydrogen and igniting a spark, tranforming everything in Iron and producing tons of energy or whatelse.

(I apologize for stepping into the fields of Physics with only my highschool notions to help)
Mat chapter 1 . 3/1/2015
Maybe my answer is too simple, but I'll post it anyway: Harry coul simply propose to Voldemort, that he could be his enemy. Harry can't destroy the world because of the vow ans so Voldemort would have a true opponoent, which was the original idee of him in creating a second Tom Riddle.
forlucifer chapter 1 . 2/28/2015
As Harry and Voldemort are both Tom Riddle Harry's unbreakable vow does apply to Voldemort as well. By ordering someone to kill Harry Voldemort is "destroying the world"; Harry doesn't even have to die, Voldemort simply has to give the order.
mmavova chapter 1 . 2/28/2015
test shmest
flaming chicken chapter 1 . 2/28/2015
6. It is impossible to tell lies in Parseltongue.
As long as Harry believes that he would act the Most Rationally, I believe I have a solution.

Harry meets Riddle’s gaze.

“Killing me will result in a paradox that will dessstroy the universe – within the hour I am to travel backwards in time to relay my memoriesss of these events to an Ally. Prevention of my travel will result in the release of self-replicating grey goo, which will eat this planet.”

“Do not move. Elaborate.”

“You did not include my Time Turner recognition code in your message. Acting rationally and recognising an Ultimate Threat, Harry would immediately seek an Ally’s time turner to travel backwards and create a contingency an Ultimate Threat will not be able to counter – such as the bomb. Ally already informed and positioned by my current self to be where they needed to be, as were unexpected guests on third floor. An Ultimate Threat would be able to use Harry’s mind against himself, so after Harry created the Grey Goo Bomb, I had Ally cast false memory charm on Harry to act in a manner which would position us where we are now while maintaining my cover.”

“Do you have evidence that this bomb is not bluff?”

“No. However, I’m surprised that you did not miss the important clue hidden in the Mirror. The Headmaster in the mirror was an illusion, evidenced by his Out of Character behaviour.”

The sound of fingers clicking is heard. Dumbledore appears.

“Hello, Tom. Hello, Harry.”

Suddenly a flaming chicken appears on top of Hermione and the two disappear just as quickly. The Death Eaters shout and begin to cast curses. Voldemort aims his gun. Harry cancels the transfiguration on the ground below him and falls into the magically expanded pit. He summons his Time Turner and hopes for the best.
QueenMargosha chapter 1 . 2/28/2015
This is Harry's blood spilling out in liters in chapter one, isn't it? Liters make sense, if all four limbs are severed at the same time... And the glint of silver could be his glass frame or something like that.
christosn654 chapter 1 . 2/28/2015
Evade immediate death solution:

Harry untransfigures the tiny bit of non-biodegradable plastic under the skin near his left armpit. He stops the transfiguration wordlessly, by willing his magic to leave the object. The plastic was originally a thin layer of ice covering a minuscule Portkey to a safe location. Presently, the ice melts, the Portkey comes in direct contact with his body, and Harry feels that familiar hook behind his navel. When the world stops spinning and Harry opens his eyes he finds himself standing in an inconspicuous field in the outskirts of London.

Thank God he hadn't told Professor Quirrell or anyone of that backup plan when he thought about it after Hermione was framed. The toe-ring was useless really, if other people knew he had it. Its purpose was only to draw attention away from the real backup Portkey. (That's why he hadn't minded using the toe-ring to hide Hermione's transfigured body in in the first place.)

Oops, I just now realized that Voldemort has probably set up anti-Portkey wards around the place. On the other hand, Severus told Harry every inner circle Death Eater would certainly put up "anti-portkey, anti-phoenix, and anti-time-looping wards", and yet it seems you're allowing us to use the Time-Turner if only Harry can somehow access it.
thomas.07fr chapter 1 . 2/28/2015
He should say "I am lying" in parseltongue.
Sage of LWSH chapter 1 . 2/28/2015
[NOTE: This may be a double-post. FFnet tried to sign me in to a dead account of mine, and proceeded to not let me delete my own review. I'll remove it later, if it shows.]

Harry decides that after his time-turned self rescues him, he'll go back and rescue himself. He will have the means to decide the method later; he still has a full hour of time-turner time. If exact methods are required even though this helps Harry Potter to escape immediate death, then the time-turned Harry Potter can get his cloak that Voldy and the Death Eaters are pointedly not-looking at, throw this over HP2 to evade death, and portkey away if possible. Regardless, he should have a cavalry on the way, with his 1 hour of planning time. (He can use his Greater Patronus to bring them. I'd also suggest some Dementors. He may get someone else to time-turn for him after he is rescued by One Who Is Time-Turned, if I was mistaken about his hours available, though they will lack a true cloak.) This is my immediate solution given the 60 seconds it took to read The Rules. If I've missed something and this solution no longer seems viable, I'll sign in [sn:chtristyn] to give a different method to replace my first, within the 60 hour timeframe. (Though I don't know if you're saying One Review Only due to the site's rules or your Own, I'd rather not take chances.)
UltraRedSpectrum chapter 1 . 2/28/2015
Harry should explain partial transfiguration to Voldemort, beginning with how it's done and ending with what it's capable of doing - in the extreme detail necessary to actually use it, swearing up and down it's absolutely necessary to fully understand String Theory. In that time, he should transfigure a (very thin, very narrow) portion of his leg, the ground, Voldemort's brain, and all the Death Eaters' brains into acid (sulphuric, hydrochloric, lysergic, whatever), then use his new transfiguration technique to start with the brains - this should actually only take a few seconds, as it's already been established that volume is the relevant factor in brain to acid transfiguration. All the Death Eaters will die, and the resonance will trigger, disarming both Voldemort and Harry; Harry should then grab the Philosopher's Stone, run to his pouch and pull out either Cedric Diggory (if available) or his Time Turner (if not). He will then either kill Voldemort or Time Turn away, depending.

From there, he only needs to transfigure a desktop nanofactory/himself into someone smarter/Professor McGonagall into Dumbledore until he's powerful enough to crush Voldemort under his rationalist bootheel.
kizrock94 chapter 1 . 2/25/2015
First time reader here
I really like your story. Sorry my review isn't that long
I'm a man of few words
Rhea chapter 1 . 2/24/2015
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHH

Oh my god.

Well, off to read Sequences.
Khorale chapter 1 . 2/24/2015
Ah hell... I hope Dumbles won't be stuck there forever...
braindoll chapter 1 . 2/24/2015
"Beneath the moonlight glints a tiny fragment of silver, a fraction of a line.../(black robes, falling)/...blood spills out in litres, and someone screams a word."

We're coming to the end, and this hasn't happened yet. Unless it refers to the unicorn incident. Which would certainly be an anticlimax.

Possibilities:

1. This will happen in the remaining chapters.

Issues: Where? Why? Seems like a stretch. There are not really any hints that lead to this.

2. This has happened sometime in the past.

Issues: Same.

3. Oopsie.

Issues: I don't buy it.

I notice I am confused.
gq5hbn978pv chapter 1 . 2/23/2015
I have never thought of applying rationalistic qualities to Harry. The setting of your lovely story is quite novel. I'm wondering which house Harry would get sorted into or maybe it's obviously Ravenclaw? I can't wait to catch up to your recently updated chapter.
me chapter 1 . 2/21/2015
good
Gleaxi chapter 1 . 2/20/2015
You seriously did it. You got the 'Particularly good finder' line in there and made it sound serious. I applaud you and your writing.
reply-to-Guest chapter 1 . 2/19/2015
The professor is Michael Verres-Evans, and his wife, Mrs. Petunia Evans-Verres. The professor was orignally Michael Verres and Petunia was Petunia Evans. They both changed their last names after marrriage, because why should just the woman do it.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/18/2015
are they Evans-Verres or Verres-Evans? A small thing but if you can't even proof read the first paragraph it doesn't bode too well for the rest of the story.
NGPhoenix chapter 1 . 2/17/2015
HAHAHAHA oh my god this look so funny !
the end with just "what" killed me, this fanfiction seem very interesting ! Very very interesting, i like the fact that Petunia didn't gave up to her name so that harry is called "evan" too, it's awesome ! Petunia background's story is quite impressive tbh and the why she didn't marry vernon .god ('Dudley' hahahah pooor vernon !) Harry is pretty cute when he try out his "theory"
Harry's father seem a little distant but look funny too, i think it's very mature the way harry take his adoption situation !
I like it, awesome chapter, awesome start !
vampwalker709 chapter 1 . 2/16/2015
Great start.
echo42 chapter 1 . 2/15/2015
Wow. That just happened.
bentown chapter 1 . 2/13/2015
I'm really loving this fic, but I've decided to only read fanfic that is completed. Mainly because of this fic. So I'll wait until the story is finished before I continue reading.
Thanks for everything :)
oros chapter 1 . 2/5/2015
I can hardly constrain myself, I have a terrible urge to go on in all caps about how this made me snort, giggle and swallow laughter (I'm at my desk job).
I found this linked on an xkcd forum years ago and only now am getting around to reading it. It's off to a great start! I didn't know what to expect regarding humour content.
Can't wait to keep reading :)
WilliamKiely chapter 1 . 2/4/2015
HPMOR is my favorite fiction book of all time. It is currently published through chapter 103. I've read every chapter but 103 twice. It's intelligent and hilarious. Any fan of Harry Potter who is a logical thinking type person is bound to love this book, I would think. My Myers-Briggs type is INTJ: Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, Judging.
Arkinnon Phoenix chapter 1 . 2/3/2015
Hmm Damn time turner sent me back to 2015. Hey do you know where I can find the lost HOUSE OF PHOENIX?The Phoenix House is the most powerful house at Hogwarts.I need to find Flames, Fawkes Older
Ydream08 chapter 1 . 1/31/2015
Hahahahahhahahha... I'm curious to see Harry's other experiments if the owl one made me laugh this much! Amazing story, loved this chapter. It's nice to see Petunia having an enlightenment that saved her from Dursley, I bet the brick taht fell on her brain worth the weight of two planets xD
Awesome as Annabeth chapter 1 . 1/29/2015
Oh, I like this AU! Nicely written, good pace, and it's only the first chapter! Awesome job! :D
Shay McSudonim chapter 1 . 1/29/2015
Guys, the only grade lower than a D for 'Dreadful' is a T for 'Troll'.

Quirrell wanted to give Hermione a T in Defense Against the Dark Arts because she got eaten by a troll.

...

... either he saved her already and he's screwing with everyone, or he's completely beyond redemption.
MisguidedGhostWriter chapter 1 . 1/23/2015
Absolutely brilliant! I've heard a lot about this fic, thought I'd give it a read!
justme chapter 1 . 1/22/2015
Nice story!
m7mdfadel chapter 1 . 1/16/2015
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ylene chapter 1 . 1/15/2015
Hi! would you like to read my story? that would make me really happy :)
Ficlate chapter 1 . 1/13/2015
am rereading, again, and it struck meh : chapter 15, teh desk was transfigurated into teh pig, but prof then said dat nothin which cud create gas or smoke shud be made by trsnsfiguration, aaand what if teh pig farts? or breath. I mean, by breathing, wudnt it produce co2 into teh air, and then boom it's desk again, what wud happen wiz said co2?
same wiz liquidz.
TheAntZ chapter 1 . 1/12/2015
Though this fic teaches us to never cast aside doubt completely and never be too sure that you cannot be wrong, but even then I have to assert that this is in fact the best story on all of ff dot net.
Eresys chapter 1 . 1/7/2015
For God sake, what should I say...
First I'm french and discovered your story's translation only today, so it may miss some details, but most of the job seems perfectly well done. Thanks to that, I wanted to tell you how I love what you've done with the Harry Potter universe and, seriously, even if I'm not yet at the half of the fic, I find Harry incredible. I love his annoying character, and I can't help feeling stressed at any moment.
The science theories are amazingly complicated but particularly well explicated and even a neophyte as myself can grasp almost everything.
Oh, and the writing style is... Fascinating. I found myself totally absorbed for 5 good hours. So, in conclusion, I wanted to thank you for the job you've done on this story, and will do in the future ('cause you will, right ?).
Seriously I'm in love with what you write, may you continue for a reaaaaaally long time...
(By the way, please excuse me for any mistakes I could have made)
Guest chapter 1 . 1/5/2015
Using mum and dad so much doesn't do much except annoy the reader, please find a way to edit that. Even if it is supposed to be child literature, never did JK Rowling or Lemony Snicket (this sounds a lot like his style too) repeat themselves that much with those nouns.
TheButterflyComposer chapter 1 . 12/23/2014
Oh good lord...have I met some academics like Mr Verres in my time. Brilliant fellows usually, but the trouble with them is they never listen...
Ah well then, an interesting first chapter and I am quite glad that an owl just didn't appear out of nowhere for Harry's letter.
Everything has limits you know.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/18/2014
I've done little else but read for days. The best depiction of magic and research I've seen. Better than Larry Niven at his best. Wow
Tarvok chapter 1 . 12/10/2014
Absolutely brilliant. I like how the introduction of Harry's foster parents seems to mirror the introduction of the Darling parents in Peter Pan. And their last names are adorably presumptuous.

One thing about the last name. I presume Professor Michael Verres-Evens was born Michael Verres. I am reminded, from another fiction, Agent Edward Verres. Is this ironic link between a stubborn skeptic and a government paranormal cover-up artist intentional?
IV Legacy of Poseidon chapter 1 . 12/7/2014
Very interesting
Agent Frank chapter 1 . 12/6/2014
Interesting Start
Julie910 chapter 1 . 12/5/2014
Oh God! This chapter was absolutely hilarious! I would say that I absolutely and completely love this story so far, but you have to understand that I have a rather profound dislike for Harry Potter as a character (the original J.K Rowling version, not yours). I've been having an internal battle for days deciding if I should read this story or not, honestly, I admit that it is incredibly biased but somehow I just can't seem to get over it. The only reason I even considered reading this is because of the summary ,which seemd incredibly interesting and well written. I have to say that don't regret my decision, so far it has been one of the best alternate universe fics I have read, oh hell, one of the best fics, period, that I have read. Now, if only the main character had a different name...Still, I love the ravenclaw/slytherin Harry, and the way the whole story is going. I'm really hoping we get a positive characterisation of Snape (who is one of my favourite characters, specially considering that he CORRECTED his school TEXTBOOK when he was only a teen). Anyway, sorry for rambling so much, I just want you to know that so far this has been an excellent story and I'm looking forward to reading the rest of it.
camlaus chapter 1 . 11/30/2014
so sciencey
Alexie Utopie chapter 1 . 11/23/2014
I'm reading the traduction of your fiction and I must say that I LOVE IT !
OrtyBortorty chapter 1 . 11/22/2014
This book helped me become an atheist!
smriti.tewari chapter 1 . 11/17/2014
This is one of the most intriguing beginnings I have ever read.
sophomoron chapter 1 . 11/14/2014
Would it annoy you if I sent a lot of reviews about how stupid some grownups are regarding juvenile intelligence? Because they are REALLY stupid. I legitimately saw a book review that insisted the book's vocabulary would be beyond a young child's comprehension. Others were like "oh, no child would possibly be interested in political intrigue! No teenager, either. They don't like that sort of stuff!" (What do they think teens do all day - rewatch mean girls?) I don't think I count as a young child anymore, but the sheer untruth of that statement offends me. It's hard to imagine what could be so wrong with certain adult brains that they don't think children are smarter than vegetables. I honestly think that grownups who think kids are stupid either were ridiculously stupid themselves as kids or have really stupid kids and are trying to make themselves feel better by convincing themselves that kids are all like that.
Guest chapter 1 . 11/10/2014
hey i have one sole 'problem' with the story which i otherwise have fallen head over heels for.. i fid it implausible that after the azkaban break-in harry does not ask quirrell about Bellatrix, her current state of recovery, whereabouts, anything really.. especially with this presumed destructive force around, which places false memories in the minds of people, and the albeit low probability of voldemort being related to the events. i know there's so much happening and the intensity of experience might drive him to omit this point, but it seems only natural from the way harry has been functioning up to now as a character; i'd expect that much of even a lesser character.
cheers otherwise amazing plot, characters and great everything else
N. E. Person chapter 1 . 11/8/2014
Oh my gosh... This is great. :)
Lycanthromancer chapter 1 . 11/4/2014
If you want a really good MLP rationality fic, look up Winning, and the Pitfalls Therein, on FIMfiction. Rational Twilight is the best Twilight.

Not so good for everypony else, though.
kimchi759 chapter 1 . 11/3/2014
Beautifying Potion? Really? Hrmm...think of the money that could make... That drooled over, I like your sense of humor! That quiet "what" was perfect. And Petunia marrying such a man instead of He-Who-Shall-Remain-Unmarried? Original, and her thoughts on Dudders were hilarious.
L.B.S chapter 1 . 11/1/2014
This is sooooooo amazing! I can't wait to read more! Congratulations, you got a fan :)
MagiKKal chapter 1 . 10/31/2014
Very intriguing. It's a well-written story and it actually makes sense!

I, for one, have read much of this story on another website (Hogwarts is Here) and know much of what happens. I do remember the first chapter being a bit longer, but who cares? Either way, this story is by far my favorite parallel universe fanfiction. 5/5!
DigitalHelix chapter 1 . 10/26/2014
Not much glowing praise I can offer to this story that hasn't been offered up already. (Rainbows! Silver bells! Mushroom clouds! Lightning bolts!) If you're looking for an endorsement, I'd point you at this story over my own halting efforts. It's funny, it's well-paced, it holds a story arc, it deals with real world issues, and it does all these things in spades. Tell all your friends about this story! Read it to them if they won't read it themselves! Send them the link relentlessly!
Guest chapter 1 . 10/21/2014
I found the pacing smooth. The character of Harry portrays the ability to not conform to the standard behaviors expected in his environment. This is an excellent trait and necessary if he is to survive what the future holds for him. I stumbled upon this site and your writing. I plan to continue reading your FANFICTION.
Pollex chapter 1 . 10/20/2014
must have creeped him out.
Kurt's Anatomy chapter 1 . 10/19/2014
Seems like a really interesting start!
Guest chapter 1 . 10/16/2014
ANSWER ME THIS ONE THING WILL YOU! WHAT IS THIS STORY ABOUT. . . REALLY? SO MANY CHAPTERS LATER FOR ME AND I'M VERY CONFUSED ON WHERE THIS STORY IS GOING. . . REALLY!
Idrisil chapter 1 . 10/16/2014
Just by reading the first few chapters, I've gotten a slightly 'Artemis Fowl' vibe from this Harry. Aside from the fact that he tends to show emotion and excitement, Harry seems to act a lot like the twelve year old criminal mastermind.
Drithligh chapter 1 . 10/14/2014
So, Petunia seemingly did better in the husband department and still ended up with a jerk. Poor her.
Too Lazy to Logi chapter 1 . 10/6/2014
Nice opening chapter so far. Eager to go on.
spoonring chapter 1 . 10/4/2014
I've been curious about this fic for a long long long time... I've finally decided to read it. I'm already excited to read more just from reading the summary and this first chapter.
dude chapter 1 . 10/2/2014
interesting
Zera chapter 1 . 9/22/2014
Just great. Love this approach to the story, got big laughs out of it. "What."... Oh dear :D
Big Dick chapter 1 . 9/18/2014
This sucked. There's an obvious clue for you to decode.
E011Organa chapter 1 . 9/18/2014
Wow you have the most reviewed harry potter story ever written! And second in favourites!
An-chan95 chapter 1 . 9/15/2014
Hi

I read (somewhat) your AN at the beginning and checked-out the website you recommended. It's really good, it's easy to find everything :) I was quite shocked when I saw I could also read this fanfic there (as I wrote previously I just somewhat read your note)!

I understand you want a review as often as possible (1/chappy). I'm not a big reviewer and normally review only if I've already read the last updated chapter (and am of yourse satisfied), so don't expect much from me, please! I'm reviewing only because I thought you deserve it. Why? you ask. Well...

1) the story is VERY well-written and interesting

2) I can't complain of your grammar. There was a little hiccup at the beginning with the tenses but it got alright after a short while ;)
White Story chapter 1 . 9/14/2014
Makes you think.
Talonwalker chapter 1 . 9/7/2014
I am really enjoying the story, thanks for all the work you have put into it.
I hope to see it completed
Sue Clover chapter 1 . 9/3/2014
Wow. I am so impressed with this kid. How in the world do you do CALLIGRAPHY with a Mechanical Pencil? I'm simply in love. Not just with him but with the entire fic, and it's only the first chapter. Why have I not read this earlier?
theskycat chapter 1 . 9/2/2014
I is confus very very
Guest chapter 1 . 8/31/2014
So I read your author's note

and for the last 4 years i wouldn't have minded if you tried to eat your readers' souls because I discovered this as a freshman in high school (admittedly I didn't understand any of the hints, but for the record I did understand all the science; I went to a science school that'd probably impress Draco) and the last chapter was the one with Hat-and-Cloak encountering Hermione. But THIS year things have changed because I actually have finals. Yes, I'm expecting you to not follow through with your evil master plan just for me, because I'm awesome. Thanks.
wokanshutaiduo chapter 1 . 8/30/2014
Hi, I'm coming back to re-read this story from the beginning after a long hiatus... could you give me some tips/pointers on how to sync up reading these chapters and reading through your sequences?
alix33 chapter 1 . 8/26/2014
Those overflowing books sound like the inside of my third floor walk-up studio apartment.
Wow! at the level of vocabulary Harry used in his reply to professor McGonagall. I highly doubt I could use such words in even an official letter to some government agency, and I am decades older than the age Harry is in this fic.
That improvised wax seal is indeed stylish.
eriz chapter 1 . 8/25/2014
Still excellent.
jandh chapter 1 . 8/22/2014
who is mrs. figg? the boy that says what should be harry? why does what receive no ?

loved the sharp description of "guilt" and "stupid" and "smart" and "loving" role-playing. read out-loud to my friend.

thanks.
Tassadarth chapter 1 . 8/21/2014
I love this story, I read it last year, and now I'm here again to reread it so I can update my memory and read the new chapters you have.
Lisa Barker chapter 1 . 8/19/2014
Intriguing. Great characterization and character development! I'm hooked and want to read more. And personally, I like these parents better than the Dursleys.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/19/2014
Great; enticing beginning.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/15/2014
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Talkingbirdguy chapter 1 . 8/11/2014
With the first chapter, you have stolen my soul. You have earned a new follower :).
Cup chapter 1 . 8/10/2014
Amazing!
humanoidpatronus chapter 1 . 8/10/2014
A brilliant start of an unforgettable era.I'll always come back to read this chapter, to remind myself how it all began.
Wingsandvenom chapter 1 . 8/6/2014
Here I am, starting this fic again. It's lovely. I know this might be a useless review, but my compliments to your witty and amusing writing!
Elizabeth East chapter 1 . 8/6/2014
The story is interesting and I liked how you had the last sentence. It made me want to read more.
Vampire Princess 789 chapter 1 . 8/3/2014
Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres. Good luck getting that to fit on a check
exillion chapter 1 . 8/3/2014
this fic has such muggle wank it's not even funny. muggle beating up trained wizards is just... wow. yea, every time i try to read this fic I can't do it.
Sai Og Sus chapter 1 . 8/1/2014
I was hoping for more slow plot but this is good. I will be honored to follow and review this story as long as I can.
SakuraKoi chapter 1 . 7/31/2014
O.O
Guest chapter 1 . 7/31/2014
Oh it s nice!
thepkrmgc chapter 1 . 7/30/2014
Ive never been a big potter fan but when a fic has more reviews then all the dresden files fics combined I tend to take notice.

Im glad I did, this is very amusing and is covering a lot of the things that put me off the potter books with great aplomb
Guest chapter 1 . 7/28/2014
Good first chapter though i would have hoped that Harry would at least call the person who risked his life for him mother.
AACCOOUUNNTTKKIILLEERR chapter 1 . 7/25/2014
I had heard of this long ago but never got around to reading it. However from what I have read, I can understand why it is so popular already. For one thing, it seems as if it is one the rare Harry Potter Fanfiction, that is the the fact that it is actually pleasant to read. I look forward to reading the whole story.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/17/2014
Is Harry a 10 year old genius? I only ask because I find the way he talks and the language he uses to be ridiculously formal and his vocabulary better than alot of adults. An interesting way of approaching the story but I can't read on because I just don't find it believable.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/12/2014
Badly quoted source (Post regarding underage magic). wiki/Underage_magic
oneeyereader chapter 1 . 7/9/2014
Just a tad different.I love off canon stories should copy the writing.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/8/2014
Like it so far
Beliv chapter 1 . 7/7/2014
This is awesome! Harry's thoughts completely suit the mind of a brilliant 10 year old.
"Harry closed his eyes briefly. Hopeless. Both of his parents were just hopeless." Brilliant, just brilliant, I've just read the first chapter, can't wait to read the rest.
Foxy-Floof chapter 1 . 7/3/2014
I already like this. This is DEFINITELY interesting.
J00liag00lia chapter 1 . 6/30/2014
I love it! Thanks in advance I know this will be good! - to be super nitpicky the petunia wanting to be skinny and fresh faced is a good idea but it came accross a little unbelievable. Otherwise I am in love already :)
solitary vireo chapter 1 . 6/16/2014
Is it possible that this story might be the most popular Harry Potter fanfiction on the whole site?
Jo Reinhold chapter 1 . 6/12/2014
I liked the chapter, and I'm not usually a fan of fanfics because the bad writing usually overshadows any potential plot.
Firstly: The way it's been switched up is a good take on it, I liked that he has a different upbringing, and he doesn't seem as dimwitted as original Harry usually does.
Secondly: It was nice to see ! I wish she got more time in the series, so it was nice to see her here.
Thirdly: I enjoyed when Petunia said she felt better about Lily.
One word that confused me a little was 'conceived' in terms of being a good parent, I think it's supposed to be considered. Conceived is an odd word to use.
The last thing is important. I enjoyed the spacing of the sentences rather than long paragraphs however, the first part is in the present tense, with the characters speaking in past tense, and then about half way through it switches to past tense completely. I don't know if that was intentional, but switching tenses like that was annoying enough that I almost stopped reading. It's something that can be easily fixed though.
Dom-Loves-Kel chapter 1 . 6/11/2014
Ok, so I just started this.
This has been on my to-do list forever, considering it is the most reviewed Harry Potter fanfiction of all time!
Today I was doing some reading on rationalism, realism etc. and so when I reminded myself of this fanfiction, I justified procrastinating from studying for uni by reading this hehe.
I absolutely cannot wait to get into it! Thank you!
Emily
Jon Snow Storm chapter 1 . 6/10/2014
Great!
OrionB15 chapter 1 . 6/9/2014
Oh snap review number 24000!
Rationality chapter 1 . 6/8/2014
If you're aiming to make an intelligent commentary on the books, why parrot its gender roles? If Petunia's attitudes and backstory are changed anyway, why does Harry's family life depend on the man she marries rather than herself? And if this is supposed to be a family revolving around intelligence and rationality- why are her looks so important? Why is all that is presented about her her looks and role as a housewife. Being educated doesn't improve her role from the books, it makes her a trophy rather than a regular housewife. And this husband of hers actually seems more shallow than Vernon when we learn that what made him marry her was her looks, not her personality. I'm hoping to see some serious adressing of this in later chapters. Otherwise would suggest that reason does not in fact extend to upending illogical and toxic societal structures and misogyny.
VoidTea chapter 1 . 6/4/2014
lololol
00 Non C. Anon 00 chapter 1 . 6/3/2014
... I may have just found the holy grail. Either that, or it's your story. I can't really tell because I'm laughing so hard at that last one-liner.
Damesdale Gratia chapter 1 . 5/27/2014
I started to read this fic a few months ago and maybe did it until around the 15th chapter and i thought i could not read it any longer due to the length _ would just like you to know that it's an amazing story and i found it very funny and entertaining. If i have sometime in the near future, i'll come back reread it. Good luck for the writing!
Owls The Sailor chapter 1 . 5/27/2014
I find your take on Aunt Petunia very nice. You gave her a reason for her madness and it seems to me that Lily's one descion to make her sister beutiful is the whole reason the story is the way it is now with Petunia not being married to Veron. I rather like that, but wished that maybe she had more children ... but the potion could have stripped her of her fertility ... an eye for an eye they say.
Eric Allen chapter 1 . 5/27/2014
Eating the Elephant is :

Sorry.
Eric Allen chapter 1 . 5/27/2014
This is my second reading of this story. I found an easier method to tackle the project this time by using . I decide how much of the story I want delivered to my email every day and then I don't have to worry about keeping my place. I just read the email sections in order.

The story was good the first time through and even better with a second reading!
Pegueng chapter 1 . 5/23/2014
Nice start here. Must continue...
Crim chapter 1 . 5/19/2014
Psst, tell me I"m smart

so Quirrel said to Harry in the 19th chapter "You could be the best fighting wizard to come out of Hogwarts in 50 years." 50 years ago was when Voldemort was at Hogwarts. Was that a clue? That Quirrelmort couldn't resist bragging?

Would that be smart if I were Harry's age? Tonks' age?
LittleMissLunaa chapter 1 . 5/19/2014
Honestly, this great already. Awesome read!
A chapter 1 . 5/15/2014
Reading this is opening my mind to new possibilities. Enticing read.
Saberfox chapter 1 . 5/12/2014
Hi, won't let me log in so I can't sign in with my name :P (I'm 'The Wish Emporium' btw). I found your story on the net! www dot bustle dot com slash articles slash 12548-fan-fiction-has-a-bad-name-but-do-people-really-understand-what-it-is

Just thought you might like to know :) It links to your mirror, but that links to here so... :P
Guest chapter 1 . 5/12/2014
Oh. My. God.
"a centaur told her not to"
Second time reading this story, suddenly feel tons more worried.
PlusCandy chapter 1 . 5/2/2014
I love the world J. K. Rowling created, but I always had some trouble with how it was written. It seemed unreal and the world always seemed to revolve around Harry. I like how you changed his home life, making it less woe is Harry, really helps to create a believable story! I also love how he has to try and find a way to get someone to help him, instead of the school being surprisingly aggressive toward enrolling him... Again something that made the world revolve around him far to much

I'm looking forward to reading more already! I never did finish the original series due to the reasons I listed above, so it will be nice to read more set in this world, in a form I can enjoy much more, thank you:3
melkun chapter 1 . 4/27/2014
I really like the story. Is fun, inteligent and realistic (I think you know what I mean)
Really like what you've done with the characters, who they are and what they do
And of course are many points for real science and facts, and also for real lore reference
about that point, I like to ask for where to find lore reference
I really like lore and mithology, but for me is hard to find good sources
already waiting for the next chapter.
cheers!
Ibbonray chapter 1 . 4/14/2014
I was introduced to the concept of this story earlier today by a boy in my year... and have to say, I am overly impressed by the writing and plot of the first chapter. I will continue to enjoy this and give the occasional feedback.
Guest chapter 1 . 4/8/2014
hahaha, good stuff :). I think that J.K. Rowling hates math too much to allow for such a bridge between science and magic (no math in Hogwarts, wtf ?). You could've mentioned the scar and the glasses, and not just assume we know the character. Or maybe you will do that later? Anyway, I am hooked :)
NOt signed in chapter 1 . 4/7/2014
I like it so far. Even a slightly cold and aloof father is better than Vernon, and this Petunia is a doll compared to Petunia Dursley. Go, Mrs Figg!
Silverrain chapter 1 . 4/3/2014
Love it. It is a little sad to think of a ten-year-old child being unable to believe in magic, so I loved that Harry intuitively believed magic was real when he got his Hogwarts letter, even though he is highly intelligent and rational.
CapDePardals chapter 1 . 3/31/2014
Doctor Who moment right there, that ending :3
piddle21 chapter 1 . 3/29/2014
Absolutely loved the last line. I must admit- this story is already making me feel quite stupid. I'm scared for what will come in the future.
M71 chapter 1 . 3/26/2014
Wow. Such an amazing word. It can be used to express many things. It can be disgust- shock, and sometimes awe. But as I use it here, I express to you amazement. Amazement that such a beautiful thing could exist in our current world. It makes me want to abandon the seat that I sit in and go express the theory of greater magic to the world. Perhaps the term simply lifts our worries, but maybe it has a hidden scientific connotation. You simply lift that flat statement from the ground and up the sky for all to see. This truly brightened my day!
Tianhuayoucao chapter 1 . 3/22/2014
The problem with writing stories about very smart people, as readers of Ender's Game have noted before, is that it takes truly smart writers to make it believable. This is one of the few successful attempts I have read.
Stop SOPA chapter 1 . 3/16/2014
SOPA 2014 will remove all fanfiction, fanart online anime/movies from the internet. If you want to keep alive, the sign the stop SOPA 2014 petition here: .gov/petition/stop-sopa-2014/q0Vkk0Zr
MissSlytherpuff chapter 1 . 3/16/2014
Hey guys, PLEASE READ THIS. It has come to my attention that there is a SOPA being passed and therefor all fan-art will be deleted. There is a petition at .gov/petition/stop-sopa-2014/q0Vkk0Zr trying to stop it, but it still needs about 40,000 people to sign it. I can't, because well, I'm too young, but I thought that the least I could do is to spread it, if I can't sign it. So, thank-you if you read this.
Ryu-kanjin chapter 1 . 3/12/2014
love your story have been following it for a ling time! btw i seen a reference to this story on pubs idea channel! I was like no way! episode: does fiction exist? (ft harry potter)
SuperVegitoFAN chapter 1 . 3/10/2014
Im gonna read this story, or as much of it as i like (wont know until you try they say) on THIS site for ONE reason.

black background and white text... i like dark colors, feels safe...
so unless i can do the same on any other fanfiction site ill only read really good stories... but in this case that wasnt necessary.
pencuriLumba-Lumba chapter 1 . 3/10/2014
attractive,and interesting
Deathday Party Planner chapter 1 . 3/3/2014
Wonderful! Honestly, as soon as you try to elevate the Potterverse beyond a young childs fantasy, the problem of how you get someone responsible to send their child off for 10 months a year to a school the parents can't even see much less visit becomes manifest. I have never understood how you could convincingly motivate a muggleborn to Hogwarts short of confundis compulsion or outright kidnapping. A fanfiction friend recommended your story. Thank you, I am so looking forward to enjoying it.
20firebird chapter 1 . 3/1/2014
I love this already
Guest chapter 1 . 2/28/2014
great
Harlequin de Rustre chapter 1 . 2/22/2014
To keep with being polite, I really like your pacing thus far. It's a fairly standard introductory chapter, though.
Cjak chapter 1 . 2/21/2014
I've read all the chapters -all pub to date 2/18/14 and enjoyed them all immensely! Didn't see the note re: reviews till today and not being a member couldn't Fav before. Truly admire both your skill setting the story and how you manage the characters and the puzzles. I am a story collector and HPMoR is one of my favorites. Life obligations preclude my reading time lately...but I was up till 4AM the other day re-reading HPMoR, and saw your note saying not to stay up till 5AM! It made me laugh, then I took your advice and went to bed. Thank you for allowing us into your parallel universe, HPMoR is interesting, entertaining and thought provoking.

Sincerely.
CJ
EricC chapter 1 . 2/18/2014
Wow what an awful story. You have no idea how children actually act or speak, and you also don't understand human reason nearly as well as you think you do. "Rationality" isn't some kind of magic black box which makes everything better instantly, nor are Harry Potter wizards so ignorant as you accuse them of.

Every person who disagrees with Harry in this story is just a blatant strawman for Harry to effortlessly destroy with the power of "Reason", and your Harry is obviously just a soapbox for you to trumpet your political and philosophical views. You bludgeon the reader over the head with your own opinion.

And really, do you have to make everyone who doesn't agree seem so stupid? You have wizards in TWENTIETH CENTURY BRITAIN who are ignorant of the moon landings? I mean really? And you have wizards who react to the idea of, shock and gasp, REASON, as if they were pre-Contact North American aboriginals seeing a European musket or galleon for the first time. It's stupid and lame and gets really annoying.

What an overrated piece of dogshit this fanfiction is.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/15/2014
Have read thru to 101
The update and finale can't come soon enough. Please don't make us wait a whole year !
It really good.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/15/2014
Sheesh. I already have a brand new baby keeping me up at all hours of the night - now back at Hogwarts too? "Put a shot of espresso in my chai tea, barista - long night with the rationalist and the staving whiner."
Rjalker chapter 1 . 2/15/2014
Somehow, between chapter one and however-many-there-are-at-this-point, your mind just gets caught up in the big picture and you lose sight of just how amazing every little piece of this story is. From Harry's irritation and reluctane to shout at the sky, to the imperfection of Petunia and Michael's marriage, this story was destined for greatness from the moment it began.
Sparkysbro chapter 1 . 2/10/2014
That may be the best last sentence I have ever read.
Shaman666 chapter 1 . 2/7/2014
Just finished the first 101 chapters. Quite a read and very entertaining!
IXAthenaeum chapter 1 . 2/7/2014
Oh gosh.. I'd always passed over this story whenever it came up through the filters in pursuit of alternative plots, but.. dang. Wish I'd clicked on the link so much earlier!

This Harry is certainly interesting - I can't wait to see what happens next! Definitely happy I've got a hundred more chapters to read through, hehe

Loved how you ended this chapter 3
12reids chapter 1 . 2/7/2014
Good start
Vampires2rocks chapter 1 . 2/5/2014
Got here because of TVtropes...so far, I'm not regretting it. XD

I didn't read any of the spoilers though. Just to the fact that you actually KNOW what you're talking about got me interested - read too much medicine inclined Harry Potter stories. As someone who's in college and majors in medicine...I was quite disappointed to find that I already knew the stuff well before college.

I'm not good with English though - it's my...third? or fourth? I can't remember the order of which I learned the languages I know. Anyways, it's either my third or fourth language, so I'm sorry if I don't make sense sometimes. It's either because it's not my first language, or because I've watched one too many Doctor Who's and my speech pattern's starting to copy the Doctor's - if it's the latter, then don't worry, it usually goes away after a couple chapters.

I also get distracted a lot, so I'm sorry about that - this review should be proof enough.

What was I trying to say?

Oh yeah...I love it so far, and I'm gonna keep reading.

If I start failing some of my classes in the university, it's because of you and just how good your story is. I read the warning on top - after 5 chapters or whatever - and if that doesn't apply to me - which is likely - I'll probably have a love/hate relationship with your story.

Along with my sleep.

Vamp

P.S. Sorry...I got distracted
AlexDnD chapter 1 . 2/4/2014
This is such an amazing story! The humor at the beginning sucks you in but the story keeps you around. Please update... PLEASE!
shoshanna benne hachochim chapter 1 . 2/3/2014
This is an awesome story!
HiJosh chapter 1 . 1/30/2014
The person below me is a scrub.
San Juanita Hernandez chapter 1 . 1/28/2014
Oh how adorable! C:
Rapey Lemons chapter 1 . 1/28/2014
I fucking love you and this fanfiction so freaking much. Holy crap.

Your writing is impeccable. You grammar is superb. Your vocabulary is amazing. You write in the most interesting style. Holy crap.

What makes it better is that you actually went over tons of psychology principles that I learned in AP Psych. Wow. This is basically my wet dream of Harry Potter fanfiction.

Thank you!
Talonis Wolf chapter 1 . 1/27/2014
Nice start!

I stumbled across this via TVTropes, and skimming through that convinced me to find and read this.

I skimmed for barely two seconds.

That is impressive, to me, because nothing else on TVTropes has! I look forward to reading your writing, and will try to weed out anything that stands out after the first five chapters via review.

Intrigued, Talonis Wolf
Guest chapter 1 . 1/25/2014
Love it. Love how Harry seems like such a spoiled brat (though that could be my own upbringing talking). Oh no, his parents AREN'T screaming at each other? Daddy doesn't wespect his opinions?

Can not stop laughing.

Seriously love this story.
Machiavellius chapter 1 . 1/18/2014
So... A centaur told her not to give the potion to Petunia hmm? I imagine he or she saw the utter catastrophe that is Harry Potter attending Hogwarts after being raised by the Eminent Professor Verres-Evans.
Grizzmon chapter 1 . 1/12/2014
Well yes, they expected someone raised by muggles to have an Owl... idiots!
Guest chapter 1 . 1/11/2014
Very good, but an intro would be nice!
Kyle chapter 1 . 1/8/2014
If there are any warnings in this will you please make an authors note to explain so people won't be caught surprised. That is very rude to readers who start liking the story only to have some major turn offs due to something like *gasp* moral values which I doubt you understand. Even if you don't give a fuck about moral values other people do and you need to respect that.
Kyle chapter 1 . 1/7/2014
I find scientists to have too much of an *us* vs *them* attitude and they make a religion or cult out of their views.

We need to have a Nuclear bomb to wipe out most of the world and start civilization over and do it right this time.
CMVreud chapter 1 . 12/28/2013
Re-reading them all is awesome.
Oh Eurydice chapter 1 . 12/27/2013
i'm hooked :D
SerpentineShadows chapter 1 . 12/23/2013
My brother recommended this story to me, and I've finally got around to reading it. I have to say that it might not have been the most interesting of chapters, but it was enough to convince me into reading more. I'm already liking your writing style, and from what I've read so far, it looks like this'll be an interesting story!
graceremains chapter 1 . 12/21/2013
A fantastic re-imagination of the Harry Potter universe!

The characters really feel three dimensional, and the explanations of some of the inconsistencies in Harry Potter are both interesting and unique. I am definitely impressed with the way the story provides a basic overview of rationality inside the funny and entertaining narrative.

I am definitely looking forward to reading the final chapter arc when it is published!
esoulix chapter 1 . 12/21/2013
So my sister recomended it. She doesn't read fanfiction AT ALL so I had to check it out. So far it's pretty interesting. I'll be honest and say that its not sparking any actual 'interest' in me. Say, it's interesting in a way, but more in that 'trainwreck' type. Where you don't really _Want_ to read it but something is _COMPELLING_ you to. I really hope all this hype isn't for nothing, because right now it's not really all that eye catching and I don't really want to read it. I've actually decided to read it until the tenth chapter to see if its worth it.
Renny379 chapter 1 . 12/20/2013
As a more standard review I love this story and having an amazing time reading it. All the stakes seemed raised across the board and it's so dang fun. Where can we go for speculation btw?

Harry mentions early that a smart Dark Lord would be an extinction event. So the question is, if he was Harry Smart before, why didn't he win? Has he gotten seriously smart now?

How? Why? I really wish they would give you 5 weeks off to write this full time so we could find out how it ends! I ended up reading Worm voraciously and finished that. So so good! Keep up the great writing and the great reccomendations!
AngelWitch chapter 1 . 12/16/2013
Well, I hear (ok, read) this fic is one of the most/the most popular on the HP fanfdom... hope I'm right, so here I go...

P.S. I admire how seem to be one of those authors that that updates quickly. :)

AngelWitch
Pinker Belle chapter 1 . 12/11/2013
This is probably the most amazing thing I have ever read. I normally stick with the same filters but I saw something about your story online and now I can't stop reading. You have real talent.
Kwizzic chapter 1 . 12/10/2013
Wait. So if House Potter wasn't a noble house until after Harry killed the dark lord and avenged the house of Monroe, then how could McGonagall think: "they had never refused the friendship the huge, bluff man had offered them, for all that Lily was a budding Charms Mistress and James the last scion of a noble house". And for that matter, didn't they publish it in the Weasley betrothal article in the Daily Prophet?
Naja chapter 1 . 12/6/2013
I am going to try and review most/all of the chapters I read c: Here goes:
"There was a long silence in the garden.
Then a boy's voice said, calmly and quietly, "What.""
I am laughing so much and I do not even know why. I think that Harry is going to be a hilarious character and I cannot wait to read more! I love the way that you have made his family, a different family, and I already know that Harry gets put in Ravenclaw, so I am going to just say now that I love love love Ravenclaw Harry because it is DIFFERENT. I barely ever hear of Ravenclaw Harry! (The only bit I did not like was the mention of maths)
Starkid191 chapter 1 . 12/5/2013
Well Harry seems like a smart kid...seems like he might actually defeat voldemort now.
RealityEscape chapter 1 . 12/3/2013
I can't even comprehend the amount of ingenuity and intelligence this fic contains...really, I'm scared.
chaos-dark-lord chapter 1 . 11/29/2013
Sounds promising
onlytoask chapter 1 . 11/28/2013
When I first saw the summary I didn't think I would like this at all, but within the first few paragraphs I was already surprisingly interested.
SarahOlivier chapter 1 . 11/22/2013
This makes no sense and Harry is really arrogant
Karthick chapter 1 . 11/16/2013
In movies Mrs. Figg pops out when Harry and Duddley just escaped from Dementor's Kiss with Harry's Patronus Charm.

This one is reassuring a unison but rather in a skewed angle for variety.
js chapter 1 . 11/15/2013
everyone, GO READ HIDDEN HERITAGE BY HYENA CLUB, it's absolutely amazing, I highly recommend it, give it a try
Guest chapter 1 . 11/11/2013
I would love to read the entire HP series adapted into the HPMOR universe.
Guest chapter 1 . 11/10/2013
When I started to read this story I was very excited: a person with scientific uprising that confronts the existence of magic? Or a logic person that points out the many absurdities of the magic world? In a way this story deluded me. It's certainly well developed and very interesting but there is a point where the characters are simply not themselves anymore. One I cannot image why Harry would become such a person, often disrespectful, manipulative and downright mean to other persons. And the others characters as well.
The scene where he calls out Piton's abusive behavior toward his students? That was interesting. And it was him standing up to an unacceptable behavior. But the reactions of others characters make no sense, starting from that of Dumbledore. And Raptor that to teach him lets him be abused by other students? I'm sorry to say but there is a limit to the changes that a character can undergone, especially if we don't see the cause of this changes. I have not see a reason for Harry to be who he is. At this point you could change the names: it wouldn't make a difference.
Emilie Anderson chapter 1 . 11/4/2013
very interesting! love how the whole shift happened simply because Petunia was pretty. she had a large pool to fish in, marring and raising harry with an educated man creating a logical harry.
love it!
noname chapter 1 . 11/3/2013
a bunch of big words and long phrases with techno babble doesnt make a person smart, just geeky. if he knows that stuff, good for him, and when he finds someone like that he could talk all he wants with that person, but in day to day conversations, that kind of talk makes that person just a geek. and if that person knows when to talk big words and when not, then that person is smart
silverrain chapter 1 . 11/2/2013
Okay, I freakin' love this story. A HP fanfic logic and rationality! Not so into the alternate chapters re: the sorting... soooo into how Harry applies rationality to the inherent irrationality of magic. LOVE
DeletedAccount3498 chapter 1 . 11/1/2013
Interesting, you know, I was never going to read this fanfiction, but now I am seeing the reviews are so positive, and the first chapter certainly seems very interesting.

I like the chapter title, it's funny and ironic considering the actual events that happened in this chapter. I like Harry's new background in this, and his methods of thinking. I can already see the angle and theme of this story, and that's great!
mrcuddlesAVADAKEDAVRA chapter 1 . 10/30/2013
Read this like 10 ties. want sequel.
justaperson chapter 1 . 10/30/2013
you have some tense errors.
clarinetjo chapter 1 . 10/24/2013
Hello,

Since i'm French, i hope you will not mind my mistakes. Your history ( as far as i've read until now) is hightly interesting especially because you don't primarily opposed magic and science as bad/stupid against good/smart way of thinking. To insist upon the scientific method seems to me the better way to succesfully develop your wonderful idea to write an alternative version of Harry Potter based on confrontation between the wizard's world and a scientific approach. Plus, every part of the first chapter is very coherent with both the "scientific narrative principle" and the original story's world and characters.

Thank you very much for your work !
willam and jack and jake chapter 1 . 10/22/2013
interesting
BookwormGirl16 chapter 1 . 10/14/2013
Hello there! I really like the story so far, but will it be H/Hr? Personally, it's my favorite ship, and also the only Harry Potter one I read.
Ethan chapter 1 . 10/10/2013
cool
Guest chapter 1 . 10/10/2013
I don't like it when people develop fandoms because it makes it difficult to think objectively and critique writing. I did enjoy this the first time I read it, but rereading it I took objection to the author tracting. It would have been better if the events were spread out over a longer period of time, say the school wide battle occurring at the end of the first year, the trip to Azkaban and its fallout in second year and so on, so as to make Harry's behaviour somewhat more realistic. It is not reasonable for a child to act the way he does in your story. Don't think that I've misunderstood the intentions or explanations or any kind of strawman like that. I could understand a young Harry having an interest in rationality and learning over the years in his spare time certain theories and methods of analysis that he then applies to situations he's in and his past over five or six books (years). That could have been an interesting sequential way of developing his character and the story. It's just... rushed. And crammed jam-packed to the rafters full. There is no possible way of making up for it now nor would I ask you to, but do consider perhaps writing an original rational adventure story in which a person goes from zero to Methods of Rationality from a kindly old mentor(Jedi Master). Like Draco and Harry's lessons. Only a lot more. Also an adventure.
Arrogantt chapter 1 . 10/6/2013
Okay, so I'm finally going into the fandom I really should've been a member of a long time ago. I will oblige by your rather polite request for a review each chapter.

...however with 94 chapters, I apologize in advance if I forget a chapter.
Pottergirl99 chapter 1 . 10/6/2013
It is really great to read your story. But I think the story is getting a bit bigger. You should end it and write a sequel.
Guest chapter 1 . 10/3/2013
Actually, HP Lover, it's a science class in the form of a Harry Potter story.

The author is trying to trick you into learning! RUN! RUUUN!
HP Lover chapter 1 . 10/2/2013
It's a Harry Potter story, not any science class. You don't need to show how clever you are.
Lasgalendil chapter 1 . 9/22/2013
Huh. I just noticed re-reading this that you've got Petunia Evans-Verres and Michael Verres-Evans. So subtle, but a very nice touch of 'equality', with both spouses taking the other's name. It's not overtly stated, but that's what makes it so wonderfully feminist: you've assumed a world where such a thing occurs and needs no further explanation. And-despite their differences and civil disagreement, it quite suits their characters.
Guest chapter 1 . 9/14/2013
I suspect Hermione fan logged off and posted that raft of negative reviews.

Beyond that, I do enjoy reading these reviews and seeing who's catching things I miss (I never read the books and only saw some of the movies, mostly while visiting family), and who's not catching things I have. (I HAVE reread this fic a few times while waiting for new chapters.)

Anyway, keep up the good work. I look forward to more of the story, and more fan speculation.
Trollslayer chapter 1 . 9/12/2013
Hermione Fan is too dumb to read critically. If s/he could, s/he would have realized that Hermione is held in higher regard by the text than Harry is.
wes chapter 1 . 9/9/2013
so i was talking with a friend and she corrected me because "minerva wasn't a headmistress until like dumbledore died" or something. perhaps this has already been addressed, perhaps because it says "or whomever this may concern", but whatevs. I love this fic
John chapter 1 . 9/7/2013
It's rare that I find a fanfic that rivals the original in length and quality, but this is the only time I have found one that easily surpasses it on both counts.
rionelphoenix chapter 1 . 9/1/2013
A great fic. Mixture of science and magic. Must say, a new idea.
serenityscale chapter 1 . 8/30/2013
8D I'm loving this already.
AVoiceofSanity chapter 1 . 8/24/2013
New member. First Chapter read. Excellent reading.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/23/2013
Interesting and amusing!
unobtrusivescribe chapter 1 . 8/18/2013
Oh I love this Harry! He's so adorable, thoughtful and smart:) I can't wait to continue reading!
The letter was my favorite part! And then Mrs. Figg popping up over the fence was too funny!
Tyanilth chapter 1 . 8/17/2013
I've only read the first few chapters, but this is so far hilarious, very well written, and has drawn me to break my (almost) unbendable rule of never reading HP fanfiction. Kudos.
cross-over-lover232 chapter 1 . 8/14/2013
hm...first time reader. I do wonder what Minnie thought of Petunia and her new hubby, since she did't marry Dursly she can't have called them "The Worst Sort Of Muggles Ever" now can she?
ASQQERYOPT chapter 1 . 8/13/2013
Come here from the last podcast! :D
Guest chapter 1 . 8/12/2013
Guest: Good god.
At this point you're just trying to be nasty rather than attempting to critique a story. Assuming Harry to have detailed knowledge of history is retarded. Assuming magical countries are the same as non-magical ones?
Sheesh. Get out of the basement and get a life!
Rick Dagless chapter 1 . 8/11/2013
Can't wait for chapter 97! And since I can't wait, here's my Sunday guess for how it might go.

It took two days - or rather, two nights of sleep - for Harry to apply his own methods to Professor Quirrell's warning. The delay disturbed him. After all his self-training, his regular exercise in rational thinking, did it still need to take this long for something to go 'click' in the back of his head?

Especially when the insight was nothing other than a warning to his forebrain, the conscious Harry that thought in words, that he really ought to _consider the implications of Quirrell's fear_ instead of _preparing clever objections_.

Professor Quirrell had warned him that he risked unleashing a supernova's worth of destructive energy. The professor had warned him _twice_. He had dismissed it.

_How would I have objected if he'd told me I couldn't?_ Harry asked himself. He'd already given the answer months ago:

Professor McGonagall, did you know that time-reversed ordinary matter looks just like antimatter? Why yes it does! Did you know that one kilogram of antimatter encountering one kilogram of matter will annihilate in an explosion equivalent to 43 million tons of TNT? Do you realize that I myself weigh 41 kilograms and that the resulting blast would leave A GIANT SMOKING CRATER WHERE THERE USED TO BE SCOTLAND?

And had he not, in these last days, thought hard about widening the time turner's range to move all of England back to before the troll? Didn't he already have an experiment in mind to get around the 6 hour limit by keeping matter in a time-reversed space?

What had he written in a shaky hand on that piece of paper?

DO NOT MESS WITH TIME

For a moment Harry's heart sank. He imagined everything he had known, everyone he had cared about, lost in the smoking ashen ruin of the wastelands of time.

_Paranoia_, the rebuttal-forming portion of his mind intruded. _I don't have the magical energy to cause that much damage._

But he'd already harnessed the sun's power, not his own, in potion form.

And had to keep the revelation secret even from Hermione, though she was surely smart enough to figure it out as well. Once he'd brought her back (as he still had no doubt at all he would), he'd still have to find a way to hint it to her.

Wait wait wait.

Suddenly Harry's mind was in full throttle. Why HAD that particular insight been a secret anyway? One thing it shows is the Interdict of Merlin *works*; the Muggle world could never have kept such a basic fact a secret, at least not for decades. But why that one? Surely that means there are others? Is there a general category of interdicted secrets, all about using leverage to work much greater power than your own magical strength?

Of COURSE the most important secrets to keep are power-amplification.

What EXACTLY had Quirrell said about nuclear weapons? "The fools who can't resist meddling are killed by the lesser perils early on, and the survivors know that there are secrets you _do not share_ with anyone who lacks the intelligence and discipline to discover them for themselves!"

The deductions were coming in too fast for Harry to keep track of what his brain was doing. It wasn't enough to have the intelligence, you had to discover it for yourself, but the Interdict had left a little wiggle room, hadn't it? Slytherin had his Monster. Quirrell wasn't going quite as far - "Do you expect me to tell you exactly what you must not do?" - but consciously or unconsciously he was dropping a hint.

No. Consciously. Quirrell wanted him to keep going; he had dropped exactly the kinds of warnings to keep him motivated. And this thought scared him more than the warnings themselves, but his rational mind, now finally engaged, was leaping ahead.

What was the hint?

If ordinary real-world problem solving, constrain the space of possible answers should make the problem harder - too many bounds and there might not be any solution at all. But when someone who knows the solution gives you a constraint, that's a powerful hint, it's reduced your search space.

Had Harry spent five minutes considering what in his power actually could destroy the Voyager probe?

If he knew where it was and had very good aim he'd need a lot less energy than a supernova, of course. But that was irrelevant; the danger was smashing Voyager _by accident_, which implied flinging energy in every direction, or at least that level of destructiveness - self-relicating nanomachines scattered just as far? What were "shambling bone men" again?

What in fact had happened to Magical Italy? That sounded like the nearest hint yet to What Happened to Atlantis, which in turn might just point to What's Up With This Magic Thing Anyway?

But actually, trying to get at the root of what "is" magic isn't good science. Sitting around wondering what "is" gravity at its heart is just speculation; pretending you know the answer is just nine tenths of philosophy and religion. Science works by measuring what gravity _does_, how it _behaves_; maybe eventually that gets to something's nature (we now have a darn good idea of what chemistry "is", for instance), but you generally don't get to skip ahead to the mystery at the bottom.

He hadn't needed to know the fundamental nature of potions to imbue them with the power of the Sun. He had figured this out because his observations of how potions work hadn't jibed with what he'd been told about them. Like if one day you happened to notice that a brick and a cricket ball actually fall at the same speed.

Where else, Harry's brain, asked Harry, have you observed such a mismatch?

Well, duh, complexity. It kept coming back to that. Spells _must_ be triggers in some form or another; no wand movement captures the complexity of even a bat-bogey hex, much less McGonagall turning into a cat.

Wait, what about that again? It _still_ bugged him: you really _should_ have to be a God to pull that off. Turning into a cat is literally much harder than raising the dead. Harry could imagine future Muggle science working out how to restore inert neurons, and if magic could reverse time surely science could do the same. The Muggle science that could do that would still be stumped at turning someone into a housecat. It still breaks the quantum Hamiltonian.

Which gets FTL signalling...

Just how was Quirrell able to get a live view from Voyager anyway? Harry hadn't thought to ask if the view was delayed by the speed of light; in a world of Time Turners it seemed a less important question.

Hold on, how did Quirrell say that trolls re-animate themselves? Continuously transfiguring into its own body; if you rip off its arm it grows a new one, which implies regrowing nerves and the muscle memory to use them. He'd killed a troll by killing its brain, but maybe that just disrupted the transfiguration - and here, apparently was a transfiguration that didn't wear off, since killing it hadn't caused that ragged stump of the jaw to disappear.

If he had Hermione's body, he could Transfigure her into herself...

...Had Voldemort anticipated this, and considered it too easy? At the moment, with his brain working like this, it sounded more likely than that the enemy wanted her body for an Inferi. In fact it provided a (weak) data point that he was on the right track, that restoring life to a frozen, recently deceased body should be a _lot_ easier than what he'd seen Minerva pull off already.

Voldemort wants me on the other track. He wants me to attack time. So does Quirrell. But neither of them, apparently, want me blowing up England. So now my search space is narrow indeed: there's a power they already know about which believe is within my grasp, but not theirs, which means it requires the scientific method, and they want me to avoid the risk of blowing it all up, and then they each hope to... what, take it from me? Which might explain why Voldemort has kept me alive, not to mention my professor's eagerness to teach me how to lose... perhaps with Hermione back as a consolation prize, which means resurrection even in the complete absence of her remains...

And then he had it. Right there. He didn't have to wait another minute, there was no preparation necessary, no fetch quest to go on first, no grand ritual. And in that realization it became so, so obvious who Quirrell and Voldemort were.

Which was good because Harry's sense of doom suddenly went off like a fire alarm, his hand went to his scar which began to bleed, and the walls of Hogwards shook and blurred with the time-impact of the choice he hadn't even made yet.
Rhasux chapter 1 . 8/10/2013
Why is every1 so critical of ey
braindoll chapter 1 . 8/7/2013
Someone should probably rescue Guest, who's obviously been kidnapped and forced to read this fanfic.
jonny123 chapter 1 . 8/6/2013
Just thought to let you know if you didnt all ready. You are the most reviewed Harry potter story writer.
DaftDruid chapter 1 . 8/5/2013
OMGOMGOMG! I'M LOVING THIS! HARRY SEEMS SO.. DIFFERENT! I hope he isn't going to be malnourished or anything... maybe he'll actually be TALL!
Inked Insignia chapter 1 . 8/4/2013
I discovered this story by discovering the TV Tropes page for it. I discovered the TV Tropes page on the "Ask A Stupid Question" trope. I read through the first few tropes on the HPMOR page to get an idea of what I was getting into, and the little plot points it showed sounded fascinating. The first chapter continues this fascination.

The biggest strength this story has at this point is the characters. They all act convincingly, realistically, and all the characters are there. You didn't just remove Vernon and replace him with a scientist- Petunia dated Vernon after she graduated from university. All the characters in this chapter appear to be unchanged, but different facets of their personalities are shown. Petunia is more subdued and honest than she was in the beginning of the original series. Mrs. Figg reveals she is a Squib long before she did in the original series (though rational Harry doesn't know that yet). Harry's father, Michael Verres, may not be in the original series, but you seem to know what you're doing with him. The only major deviation from the books character-wise is Harry doing well in school. This can probably be chalked up to Dudley no longer being in the story. Harry never needed to dumb himself down.

You set up an interesting world for the characters to interact with. So far, it's about the same as the world we were introduced to in the original books. There will undoubtedly be more tweaks and changes as the story goes on. Right now, I can imagine Harry talking with Mrs. Figg about magic.

This is normally the point where I would bring up things that need improvement. I say this because all of the things I would have noted in my review have been changed or rationalized out. You already changed the story to British English. The prose can be rationalized away by the fact the chapter is three to four years old. You have improved in that department, no doubt.

I encourage you to continue writing. Good work and farewell.
Bloody-Asphode11 chapter 1 . 8/2/2013
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ah poor harry, nice start got me hooked let's see if it reels me in
Guest chapter 1 . 8/2/2013
CodyElvis: Yeah, you forgot to check to see if your calculations made sense by checking.
You got minutes and hours confused. 100wpm means 5400 minutes of typing, iow 90 hours.
Dave chapter 1 . 8/1/2013
What a splendid idea, I enjoyed reading this chapter; giving harry a chance to be someone with critical thinking skills is great, his being so dependent on his inherited scar and instinct were a bit tiresome in the original.
Kevin chapter 1 . 8/1/2013
Holy cow was this splendid. Can't wait to start reading more!
nihilsupernum chapter 1 . 8/1/2013
Someone (not me) made fanart for ch. 1.
post/56126028908 /a-day-of-very-low-probability
Netchka chapter 1 . 7/31/2013
Mrs. Figg is a dear lady. Very helpfull. :-) :-)
Queen Alexandera's Birdwing chapter 1 . 7/30/2013
So, I just read this fanfic, and I am here again, because you asked for reviews. I don't know if they matter to you anymore. Either way, I wanted to tell you that the characters are fleshed out and real, your wiring style is captivating, and your plot's exciting.
Just a fan chapter 1 . 7/29/2013
I find the 'release' that occurred upon Hermione's death to be extremely interesting. Assuming the others present also witnessed/experienced it, then it must not have been a unique occurence as no one reacted oddly to it. Based on this assumption, this means that all, or at least enough to make it unremarkable, wizards have this release upon death that seems to embody their personality and possibly contain a copy of their memories.
Hypothesis: If this release could be sensed, contained, preserved and channeled into a new object/body/recepticle, then this could be a possible avenue for defeating true death.
Possible applications: (1)Merlin's method of widespread monitoring for specific occurances could be used to detect body death throughout the country/world so as to contain and preserve that life. (2)A true patronus is dispatched to immediately materialize at site of death and preserves the wizards released life energy. (3)Energy is channeled into and bound to a new object/body using horcrux methods. If souls do not exist, then the murder required to create a horcrux may actually be doing something other than splitting one. It may simply be using the murdered subject as a template for copying ones own soul or something similar. Thus, the horcrux methods for soul/life binding may be able to be utilized to bind the released memories/ect. From dying wizards to new bodies.
ShannonKnox chapter 1 . 7/28/2013
awesome!
Guest chapter 1 . 7/25/2013
I decided to re-read the story, and I can't stop laughing whenever I read the part that says what kind of name is Dudley. *Hilarious*
crimson dash chapter 1 . 7/22/2013
Well...huh, I am enjoying your story so far. I have been searching for a good story that would take more than an hour or two to read. With this Intellectual bit underway I'm confident that I'll have an interesting bit of intellectual stimulation ahead of me.
Megan chapter 1 . 7/19/2013
Seems awesome! Really Exited :)
FaustAlexander chapter 1 . 7/19/2013
This was AWESOME! BTW loved your shout outs to Madoka in chapter 95, I love that anime and its little things like that what makes me smile. Thanks for such a nice read!
sannipan chapter 1 . 7/17/2013
Dear old Mrs. Figg is one persistent woman, apparently wherever Harry lives, she's living close by and baby sitting. I like her style:)
argentorum chapter 1 . 7/15/2013
If this part of the story hasn't 'hit its stride' yet, then I can't wait to see what it reads like come chapter 5. You have a bit of humor, some good dialogue, some character development, all the background information you need, and a SERIOUS divergence from the books. This looks like it's gonna be a fun read.

For me, though, I'm still having trouble picturing Petunia as pretty...
SEETH chapter 1 . 7/14/2013
This has been fantastic...at least up to chapter 92, which is how far I read at this point.
Calorion chapter 1 . 7/13/2013
First and foremost: I have read though to the end at this point―Chapter 94―and I can say with confidence that this book has changed my life. I lost the path many years ago for reasons too complicated and personal to go into, and have lately been trying to find it again. This book has allowed me to do so. I've still got a lot of work to do, but I know where that path is again thanks to you.

As for the review, the book in general is exceptionally well done. The plot is so good, so involved, so well done and so free of holes that I fear you have spoiled me for other works. The one flaw is the actual writing. It gets much better as the chapters progress, but especially in the beginning it is mediocre. I strongly wish for a rewrite of the early chapters when the book is complete. Even the last line here is a good example. The boy's voice here is presumably Harry's, but that is not clear. And "What." Isn't really a sensible sentence. I realize you're trying to capture intonation by using a period instead of a question mark, but it doesn't work here; it's just confusing. That's just one example of the stylistic awkwardnesses that permeate the early chapters.

Also, please mark every point of departure clearly. If we don't see one marked, we presume it doesn't exist. Since his differing upbringing is clearly marked, I presumed that his genetics were the same as canon, and was fascinated to discover what canon Harry would be like with a very different stepfather. It took me quite some time to convince myself that this Harry is not just a trained rationalist; he is in fact an Ender-level (indeed, possibly Bean-level) genius, outstripping canon Harry in this aspect to a degree that simply cannot be explained by upbringing alone. This caused much unneeded confusion for me that some discussion of how amazingly intelligent Harry has been from a very young age or some such, even just internal dialog from Harry noting how much smarter he was than the other children of scientists he had known.

Also, there's no physical description of Harry here. It shouldn't be necessary to read the original or have seen the movies to form a picture of the characters (especially since the living room is so well depicted). Also, we are left unsure if there are any differences. Even after reading 94 chapters I'm not quite certain whether Harry has canon Harry's unmanageable hair.
ImpressedAnon chapter 1 . 7/10/2013
Did he take the body : No , he transfigured right where it was .
What about small internal changes , transfiguration sickness ?
Is the body in his possession : No.

Does he know where it is ? No. Because
subatomic " particles " don't have exactly knowable positions .
Dumbles should have asked if he knew the body ' s momentum.
Does he know who took it ? No - since no one took it , and he's never met " No one "

Obviously he transfigured her into a common subatomic particle with no internal structure- a good old fashioned electron . Of course , electrons are indistinguishable , so now every electron in the universe is hermione's transfigured corpse .

This story is actually a lot of fun to speculate about .
MissAwesomesauce chapter 1 . 7/9/2013
THIS IS FANTABULOUS.
Request chapter 1 . 7/6/2013
I'd very much like to recommend this to as many people as possible, but feel ashamed doing so because of the writing. I think the writing improved over time, and now is simply excellent. The same can't be said for all of the earlier chapters. I know you went back an did some light edits a while back, and I had the impression you intended to finish polishing the earlier chapters when you had time.

In the interest of making the writing worthy of high-calibre people who prefer to read only well-written prose - people who often have the ability to make a large impact - would you consider readjusting your priorities to revising the writing quality of earlier chapters up to your current standard? I've been holding off on recommending, opting to wait until the story finished and you polished everything. I realise what benefit this tale can make upon lives is best had sooner rather than later, and thus the future version of You, the author who wrote this to better humanity, would prefer being made aware of this line of reasoning.

Thank you for your time.
Ganurath chapter 1 . 7/6/2013
Signed up just to comment on this current turn of events. First, I feel horrible and you are a fantastic writer for making that happen. Second, I can't help but be curious as to the viewpoints of the Darke Lady Tracey Davis and Head of House Ravenclaw Professor Flitwick on the matter. Third, I loved all the callbacks during the fight scene with the troll. Finally, I patiently await the day when somebody realizes that the purpose of Azkaban is not to contain Dark Wizards, but to contain Dementors.
anon chapter 1 . 7/5/2013
good stuff, keep it up
To the TARDIS chapter 1 . 7/5/2013
O.O *laughing* Oh Harry. :)
This looks to be a very good story that won't be abandoned anytime soon, so I hope you don't mind me joining in on this story. (That is wonderfully written by the way)

:)
Anon chapter 1 . 7/5/2013
Guess: end of the world will be Harry discovering the source of magic and destroying/ cutting off the world from it.
Foreshadowingjust a stick of wood
Anon chapter 1 . 7/5/2013
Really glad you explained away Lestrange, and hope to see the same for maybe Diggory, and much more for Tonks. (Unless she was disguised as Granger, doubtful) Also, for what happened to Dumbledore's warding of Hermione he put on her after the trial.

Would love to see an "after" conversation with Mad-Eye.

Also, Harry's moment of stern resolution is Screaming for an overlay of "Rock You Like a Hurricane"

Is Quirelmort pushing Harry to the extremes as a way to get him to create a new way to defy death/create rebirth?
HowlNimbus189 chapter 1 . 7/4/2013
Reading this after 92 came out. "And Lily would tell me no, and make up the most ridiculous excuses, like the world would end if she were nice to her sister, or a centaur told her not to..." Foreshadowing of the Trelawney prophecy perhaps. o.O
LO chapter 1 . 7/2/2013
thanks for the update. I'm really not sure how Harry'll get back from here.
:)
Anon chapter 1 . 7/2/2013
This is beautiful. Thank you so much for writing this, you wonderful person!
Guest chapter 1 . 7/2/2013
holy fuckballs I am so glad this story is still going
kingtransformo chapter 1 . 7/1/2013
What a great first chapter! I am a new reader and I am absolutely enthralled by this idea. And you know, I never actually thought before that Someone would doubt that Hogwarts existed but it definitely makes sense! I can't wait to read on!
Surprised reader chapter 1 . 7/1/2013
Um, I'm not sure this is the best xhapter of the story, actually I think it's the worst. Not because you killed off hermione (although that did it for me) but because it's illogical.
1.) the story must be ending soon because it's running out of likeable characters. Stories are written to be read and people won't read if they don't like it's people.
2.) Hermiones death was rather sudden, even with the foreshadowing with the med kit, and rather random, at least to me.
3.) Unless this was a hallucination/alternate reality or something, it was really... Nonsensical. Random, fairly minor characters are tossed in and the pace moves kind of awkwardly with a fight then character death that was quite possibly the least touching death I've read, and then... An insight into quirrel's thoughts? It seems like a distracting end to the chapter, almost like making us forget about the rather significant character death a paragraph before. I'm kind of unenthused for the next chapter, but I will wait in the hopes it was all a dream.
Guest chapter 1 . 6/30/2013
John Noe is talking about this at LeakyCon in the final PotterCast. :o
gone9765 chapter 1 . 6/30/2013
I love this! Seriously, it's an amazing divergence from canon.
Bread-Noodle Simplex chapter 1 . 6/30/2013
"the world would end if she were nice to her sister"

Welp, guess that happened.
Alissie chapter 1 . 6/30/2013
Wow! I stumbled across this story and was instantly intrigued. I write in the Next Gen universe (the canon characters' children) starting off directly after DH's epilogue. One of the favorite things I have been exploring, especially in Year Three (which I'm still working on- it's taking quite a while!), is magical theory. I think you'll be using more science than I am- so far, what I'm exploring is how much the incantation means as opposed to the thought and intent, and why you have to learn theory before practicing. My feeling is that if you know the incantation and the general application, things can go wrong because you're not clear on specifics. (Throwing someone across the room with a Stunning spell instead of just stunning them because you didn't think to limit it that way.) In the same way, you can change details of what a spell does by altering your intent.

ANYWAY
I can't wait to keep reading! I'll try to review as I go, so long as I don't get terribly sucked in and forget. :) I love the style so far, and you clearly know what you're talking about! I wonder, was this all taken from knowledge you already had, or do you do copious amounts of research?
Guest chapter 1 . 6/30/2013
1. :(
2. I hope you will somehow bring this to a point where I can deal with a multi-month-long wait for the next update by the time you reach chapter 91 (that's the last you prepared right?)
ScroogeMcDuck5 chapter 1 . 6/29/2013
In the words of Spider Jerusalem fuck9,000
Good work I did not see that coming
craza2k chapter 1 . 6/29/2013
Decided to re-read this chapter after my brain just exploded over your last.

"And Lily would tell me no, and make up the most ridiculous excuses, like the WORLD WOULD END IF SHE WERE NICE TO HER SISTER, OR A CENTAUR TOLD HER NOT TO - the most ridiculous things, and I hated her for it."

OMFG?!
Ilessthan3KH chapter 1 . 6/29/2013
lol! great start! my friend told me about this story, said it was amazing! so far so good :D
Guest chapter 1 . 6/29/2013
Omg teo more chapters yay
Vee Ji chapter 1 . 6/29/2013
Chapter 1 is quite nice. Its sort of like alternative history only for fiction. Excellent!
Guest chapter 1 . 6/28/2013
Chapter 64 was a complete, utter, stupid, god-awful waste of time.
sillysnarrylovinggirl chapter 1 . 6/27/2013
I think the first chapter is promising, and with so many reviews I can only hope for the best. I love how Mrs. Figg solved the owl issue, that's genius in this case and comedy gold too.
Calion chapter 1 . 6/25/2013
Is there...something missing between Chapters 1 and 2?
Robert ARNOLD chapter 1 . 6/25/2013
While paralleling the original story-line with suitable determination, it digresses to show an entertaining grasp of a rational outlook. But I can't see that counting for much unless (a) it sustains a sparkling refutation of magic, to the end, which would be an historic achievement, or (b) it satiates itself in the usual ignominy - crying how no-one could give a philosophical ph*ck about reason, in the long haul - of those innumerable authors who cannot conceive why reason must be immune to the decimation of a half-a***d effigy of itself. But good luck. I'd like to read something clever, for a change.
jerry.n.wesner chapter 1 . 6/23/2013
An interesting variation on the original; Petunia follows a different path, becomes beautiful, and marries a vastly more desirable man - but one with a stated belief in the scientific method, but an unwillingness to use it in circumstances where he has already drawn a conclusion. Nice that Mrs. Figg overheard Harry and took charge.
reddir chapter 1 . 6/22/2013
Heh, just read chapter 1, and its great :)

Nice to see the HP universe from a rational point of view.
betyplush chapter 1 . 6/21/2013
I was skeptical about fanfiction before. This is the first one I've ever gotten through a whole page of.

I have a feeling it's going to be awesome.
Janko chapter 1 . 6/20/2013
Yesterday I had an Idea that you might find useful or not.

The first chapters start with epigraphs that refer to a later point in the story. Maybe you can include an additional epigraph to reduce the thought that Harry is overpowered. E.g.:
"Have you ever made a mistake"
"I could list dozens I did in my first year at hogwarts, even if I include only those I am allowed to talk about"
(Or maybe just rewrite these lines so that he sounds even less arogant.)
Pandorawriter chapter 1 . 6/18/2013
I love it!
Guest chapter 1 . 6/17/2013
Type your review for this chapter here...
me chapter 1 . 6/16/2013
testing
Noble Korhedron chapter 1 . 6/10/2013
L.O.L! Obviously he doesn't know who ol' Figgy really is! :-D
hecatoncheir-greater chapter 1 . 6/9/2013
A very interesting take on Harry Potter...definitely worth reading.
Dafydd chapter 1 . 6/8/2013
Well as you asked for a revew of each chapter I will try to comply.

Interesting start. I liked it - Will keep reading.
Amanda chapter 1 . 6/7/2013
As a biochemist myself, I'm really enjoying reliving harry potter through new eyes!
MooNOrchiD chapter 1 . 6/6/2013
Holy Crap! Holy Crap! You made me think a lot...stories rarely do this to me!
Guest chapter 1 . 6/5/2013
grr. I didn't even try to html it, I know that doesn't work in these pages. Trying again: .
xan avalon chapter 1 . 6/5/2013
this has nothing to do with Chapter 1 in particular but I was in a great rush to post this and it's the first bookmark I found: "What the Word "Derp" Has to Do with Bayesian Probability" and What Are The Odds I would Keep Running Into The Name "Bayesian" Which I had Not Previously Heard Of So Many Times After Starting to Read HPMOR? link: .
mel chapter 1 . 6/3/2013
amazing.. love it!
Peshomaro chapter 1 . 5/23/2013
By the way, there's been one thing bugging me, though many others probably pointed it out already. Why didn't anyone cast Prior Incantem (Incantum?...whatever) on Hermione's wand when they arrested her, or after that, to check if she had cast the Blood Freezing Hex with her own wand?
Guest chapter 1 . 5/23/2013
What a good plot! This will be a really good read! I read about this fan fiction somewhere and decided to read it. The first chapter is really funny :) Great! This will be awesome XD
fractalman chapter 1 . 5/20/2013
possible ending: voldemort feeling sorry for the creation of each and every horcrux...EXCEPT the one that happens to be where he wants to be.

while the mechanism by which horcruxes make you immortal is likely different, I see no reason that horcrux vulnerabilities will have changed for this fic.

and they are vulnerable to sorrow. lots and lots of it. you can kill yourself with the level of sorrow required, but...
But with the alternative occlumency method used in MOR, it's possible voldemort could fake the level of sorrow required.
flame5495 chapter 1 . 5/20/2013
This is probably the best fanfiction ever. I had never read fanfiction before and this is amazing. It is hilarious and genius and overall a work of brilliance.
AwkwardIdeasLeadToThis chapter 1 . 5/20/2013
I didn't know what I was expecting when I got the link to this story. You see a friend of mine sent your story to me to see if I could read 87 chapters containing 500,000 words in the span of 2 weeks. So I just saw Harry Potter, 87 chapters, and 500,000 words. Now it's not just those three things. It's a story with a good beginning. I hope to see what this story will be, it's off to a great start.
Mel chapter 1 . 5/19/2013
I enjoyed reading it very much. I'm too tired to ferret out any nuggets of amazingness.
Kradeiz chapter 1 . 5/19/2013
I'll be honest (and a little bit rude), I don't know how this story has become the most popular Harry Potter fic to date.
Putting aside the fact of how weird it is to hear Harry calling Petunia 'Mum' (although I get that she's not a total bitch in this timeline), this story kinda makes Harry look like Sheldon from 'Big Bang Theory'. And I didn't see the need to give him that odd sleeping disorder out of nowhere either.

It was funny to hear Harry rant about how an Animagus should be impossible, but that was pretty much the only high part I experienced while reading this story.
shootie shootie powpow desu ka chapter 1 . 5/12/2013
Read it, been there, but stopped because its straining to the eye.

But. It's amazing, funny at times, and utterly brilliant!

Please continue, adding this to my favorites!
Seth Tanner chapter 1 . 5/12/2013
Hilarious play on the absurdity of it all. I didn't follow Harry's argument regarding experimentation and observation - it seems to contradict his point. If that was the purpose, it wasn't successful. If I missed something (probable) I would think that others did too.
Robert C Roman chapter 1 . 5/6/2013
Oh, My...

You had me at "If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style."

Bravo.
nessundorma77 chapter 1 . 5/6/2013
Not sure if you still read these anymore but I've got to say, I tried reading this fic a couple of months ago and didn't really take to it but after the encouragement of a friend, decided to have another crack at it and boy am I glad you did! I've already read up to ch. 16 but then I remembered I probably should've reviewed all the previous chapters ahaha
So I like this new OOC Michael and Petunia, not sure about the whole 'patriarchal' thing going on there, but its refreshing to see Harry coming from a 'happy' household :D
Fave quote of the chapter: "... and that his first son would be named Dudley. And I thought to myself, what kind of parent names their child Dudley Dursley?"
arsehattery chapter 1 . 5/3/2013
So I've heard a LOT about thisfic, and I have to say, it is good. :-)
fannymjv chapter 1 . 5/1/2013
Your fanfiction reminds me a lot of "The social animal" by David Brook.
I love it !
I don't think rationality is the key to decide and resolve everything in life. But I like the way Harry is able to use both his mental/rationality and his heart/emotions/intuitions in his quest for a true humanity.
Thanks for the long reading hours, both entertaining and instructive :)
AvidReader chapter 1 . 4/30/2013
I've kept checking back but I have to say that I'm really disappointed at the lack of progress (already nearly six months since the last chapter). This story started out with GREAT POTENTIAL but, at this rate, it's extremely unlikely that I will live long enough to see the story finished.

At this point one is forced to wonder whether the authors will live long enough to see the project through to completion. :'-(
Shadow Bane chapter 1 . 4/27/2013
ok... well it's an interesting read so far. I never thought that Lilly Potter's sister would openly or willingly amitt anything could EVER be magical/. and the science dad, that was a good touch. Harry being smart though, hmm... that makes me wonder what Hermione and Ron will be like. well on to ch. 2
xxxttyaxgf chapter 1 . 4/24/2013
Delightful. Really fun. enjoyed it so much. ;)
Luna's Meow chapter 1 . 4/21/2013
Guest:

Will you please log in, so that I can PM you or something? Leaving reviews on a person's story, just to converse, is rather rude, and I don't have any idea who you are so that I can debate this without doing so. But ince I am leaving this message I may as well respond to what you said so to continue this...

Guest 4/11/13 . chapter 87
Luna's Meow:
I apologise for the lateness of this reply, but:

1. Yes, the Interdict is ridiculously powerful magic, because:
"Merlin sacrificed his life, and his wizardry, and his time, to lay in force the Interdict of Merlin."

Response:

As soon as I got that far into the story to see that line about him sacrificing his time, I knew that it'd be used as a defense for that. However, it still doesn't work. Remember, the universe doesn't care. It doesn't recognize good or evil, only what is. As such, if Merlin sacrificed his time, he would only be able to sacrifice whatever time he had *left*, not whatever time he had already expended (the years between his birth and the time he cast the spell). He was no doubt already old, even by wizarding standards, so whatever time he had couldn't have been much. Going by equivalent exchange, his spell would then be powered by his "time" for however much time he sacrificed. All that does is kill him and keep the spell enforced instead of him havin gto power the spell for all of his life, 24 hours a day. So by that logic, his spell should wear off soon, after however many years he had left have passed. His magic *needed* to be sacrificed, simply because the spell had to be powered by something. It still doesn't fix things although it *appears* to, which is good enough for story purposes.

2. One can bypass the Interdict by describing a work of magic in detail sufficient that an intelligent reader can discover the magic for themselves - that was the whole point of the Interdict, not to kill off powerful magic but to stop Johnny Psychopath from blasting Earth to rubble.

Response:
Flaw one in that logic, Voldemort. Not every psychopath is unintelligent. Voldemort is supposed to be very intelligent, and figured out enough o do all kinds of things, nearly taking over the country. Harry thought Voldemort was an idiot, until he found out the details of the mark from Snape.

Flaw two, I'd be more worried about powerful spells only known by the smart than by everyone, simply because if something is known to a few, it is usually taken advantage of and held over all the common people. History shows that far too often. No group, can be trusted to be the guardians of anything, and certainly not just smart people, since smart people know the value of knowledge and power, and can more easily use power to rule over others than a stupid person, simply because a stupid person is easier to stop, again as shown by Harry and his talk of the Dark Mark. If Harry went evil, I'd fear for the world, even more so if he had Hermione with him. Much more than I'd fear say, Ronald Weasley going dark. Magic isn't like a nuke. We don't have shields for nukes yet, so giving everyone a nuke is insane. With magic however, every spell has it's counter, so if you give everyone a nuke, everyone also has a nuke nullifier. Like Zed said in the Sword of Truth series, in a war with wizards on both sides, it's down to the normal soldiers. Because if both sides have competent wizards, of equal power, they cancel each other out.

3. I disagree with regard to the heritability of magic in Methods not making sense. Following Harry's reasoning about the Source of Magic, it would appear that the Source tracks those with the Blood of Atlantis and responds to their invocation of magic. Making the amount of juice you can get from the Source dependent on your merits (intelligence, practice and hard work) rather than "blood purity" actually makes a great deal of sense if the Source was intelligently designed (which it likely was).

Response:
Another flawed argument. Flawed for multiple reasons actually:

1. You are assuming things you do not know about the source. Intelligent design for one. That it was made to be fair for two. That's bad science. Especially since those with power don't like to share. They like to keep power to themselves. Why else make the Source only for those of Atlantis? Why not make all humans mages? How do you know the people of Atlantis weren't racist? Blood purity would be even more so with them if they were. You can't assume *anything* or you inevitably cause your guesses to be both biased and flawed. Even if you get the right answer, sometimes that doesn't matter if you have the wrong *reasons* as depending on what you are trying to do, the reasons can matter.

2. If it does like you say, how does that explain magical creatures? Were they all created by Atlantis? Unknown, and not likely.

3. *If* the source works like you say, (which is a good guess based on what is provided, but still a guess) *how* is it tracking those born of Atlantis? How does it explain muggleborn? For that to work, their parents must both have half of what is required and they were lucky enough to gain the whole, unless it's a random mutation. Unfortunately, the author has decided that it's not "lots of pages" that make up a mage, but only one page. You're either a mage, or you're not. Remember that bit with Draco? If they were tracking those of Atlantis, there wouldn't *be* any muggleborn. Also, if it *was* tracking those born of Atlantis, blood purity would still be important. How long could you mate outside of Atlantean decent before there was no longer any trace of Atlantis in you? Obviously the gene for magic could be bred out, like any other. Saying that it tracks Atlanteans makes blood purity *more* important, not less.

4. No matter how the source tracks mages and what decides that you are a mage, it still makes more sense, and is more likely, that (with rare exception) the extremely powerful are that way due to being born with more talent than it *just* being hard work. Why? Even *if* the source was intelligently designed to access our minds, (evidenced by silent casting, parsel tongue which is spoken, and other skills like that of a metamorphagus that don't require words, well parsel tongue is words, but the gift starts in the mind when you know you are talking to a snake, not because you cast a spell first to do so) then it still doesn't matter. Every mind is different. We aren't all genetically the same. Therefore, even if it was made to access our minds, whatever connection there is between mages and the source, there are going to be those who are different in a way that gives them a slightly better connection, allowing them more power. There will be those with a slightly worse connection, allowing them less power. You can't become a metamorphagus by working hard, you have it or not. People learn various spells at different paces, and don't say it's about intelligence, because I'm talking about simple stuff like wingardium leviosa. Once you get the pronunciation down, it's just a simple swish and flick. A five year old could do it. Does no one work as hard as Hermione or Harry? Harry has no advantage in learning magic to anyone else. He has an advantage in *understanding* magic due to being able to think critically, and rationally like a scientist. This will make spell *creation* easier for him once he understands magic fully, but it doesn't make it any easier or harder in the meantime for him to learn pre-existing spells, because you don't need to understand magic to do that, you only need to follow instruction.

An example of differing minds and differing efforts:

I didn't put forth any effort in school, but I was the smartest in every class I ever took. I read books during math class, then proceeded to teach other students who had paid very close attention how to do the math differently because no matter how they tried, they couldn't pick up what the teacher taught. I only watched the example once, and ignored the teacher the rest of the class. I didn't try at all, but I was ahead of even the other smart people (those in the mentally gifted program) who did try at least somewhat. I didn't get as good grades, but that was because I was lazy, and the only schoolwork I did was my tests. No homework, no classwork, and no projects. I knew I could get 100 on every test with ease, and that would get me at least a C, usually a B, so I didn't care. Especially since the teachers told us at the beginning of the year what percentage our grades were made up by. So whenever a teacher did make tests not enough to pass, I'd calculate how much other work I actually had to do, do that, and then go back to doing nothing but tests. It never failed.

I didn't meet someone smarter than I was until I was 25. I knew they existed, but I hadn't met any. I'd met people with more *knowledge* than me in certain subjects, but not more intelligence until that point. And that is still only one person. There are undoubtedly more, but the point is that they are few and far between. I have an unfair advantage, but that's life. Life isn't fair. Not everyone can be what they want to be if they work hard enough, and there will always be others who can do the same or better with less effort. Why? Because *the universe doesn't care* that's why. It isn't fair, or good, or evil. The universe just is. So some people will always be born with more innate talent than others, due to slight differences in our genetic code. So believing that everyone can achieve greatness is just the new-age happy feet bullshit that society believes is polite, and tries to push on everyone in the name of "equality". Their mistake is this:

Equality isn't about everyone having equal ability, but rather equal chance to hone their ability (whatever ability they have) and make use of it without being held back due to prejudices, or petty disputes. If you are passed over for something, (like a job) it should be because of talent or skill, n
DaLintyMan chapter 1 . 4/21/2013
TVTropes: Flat What. Something too hard to process that you can't really put inflection on it.
Valentine Meikin chapter 1 . 4/19/2013
Before I even start this story, and give a honest opinion on it, I wish to give you two thumbs down for the author's diatribe.

You do not advertise your story's mirror with such a comprehensive list of reasons why you shouldn't use FFn. I almost want to report your story to the moderators for the fact that is actually probably a violation of several of the site rules.

Basically, either trim it or drop it.
seniorforayear07 chapter 1 . 4/18/2013
I don't think I've every read something like this (not that I've read every fanficiton out there). I found this story attached to a picture on DeviantArt. Hope it's as good as I think it may be. I'm really excited. :D
RussianDestruction chapter 1 . 4/18/2013
This is soooo amazing! I love this AU, with this different Petunia (the bit with her begging Lilly to change her appearance tugged at my heartstrings) and with this super smart Harry. What a nice change from canon. I'm finding myself wishing this WERE canon!
ladyowl chapter 1 . 4/17/2013
i used to have a dedicated hpmor morning every sunday to catch up on your updates. i miss your wit and brilliance, and hope that you'll be back soon.
Ysolde chapter 1 . 4/16/2013
quite a good read
Reader chapter 1 . 4/16/2013
Knowledge puffs up. (c)
sww11685 chapter 1 . 4/15/2013
Great story so far.
Brian chapter 1 . 4/13/2013
The best fanfic I have ever read.
stalker32 chapter 1 . 4/13/2013
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Guest chapter 1 . 4/12/2013
"In chapter 80-ish, couldn't they have used that spell that shows the previous spells a wand has cast on Hermoine's spellstick?"

Yes, but any plotter worth their salt would've used Hermione's wand to cast the spell. Even if the wand showed that Hermione never cast the Blood-Cooling Charm, Malfoy would argue that she'd borrowed somebody else's wand, or that she'd cast spells to clear the wand's "memory", or that somebody doctored it etc.
Liu Xin chapter 1 . 4/10/2013
This might even be better than the original Harry Potter itself. Very good.
The Three March Hares chapter 1 . 4/9/2013
I think I just died and went to Heaven. A smart Harry Potter-I love it! "If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style." Is now my favorite quote.
empressdawn chapter 1 . 4/6/2013
Harry reminds me of Artemis Fowl - have you read it? Very rational and all that. This looks like an awesome fic and I am definitely going to continue reading.
net chapter 1 . 4/3/2013
I like it.
Hannah chapter 1 . 4/2/2013
I like it so far. The change in Harry's family and living situation is interesting, and I'm jealous of all of those books...
olivm chapter 1 . 3/31/2013
This is a fun opening, I'm not sure if there's anything I'm supposed to have worked out in advance yet. My guess would be no, since Harry hasn't had any challenges to his knowledge, or met with enough mystery to work much of anything out about magic yet. I think I like it. I'm not sure why I'm writing reviews, perhaps they will serve as a journal, and looking back, as a log of my enjoyment and exercise of rationality in my reading
templebath chapter 1 . 3/28/2013
I'm very impressed with the humanity and humor injected. Very crisp and clear style. Excited to read the next chapter.
Guest chapter 1 . 3/28/2013
"The strange certainty was making no effort to guard itself against falsification - wasn't making excuses in advance for why there wouldn't be a professor, or the professor would only be able to bend spoons. Where do you come from, strange little prediction? Harry directed the thought at his brain. Why do I believe what I believe?"
And to think...if you had just transliterated this a little further you could have out-written Prof Dawkins. Then again, hyperbole is never a healthy form of procrastination.
Claire chapter 1 . 3/27/2013
Thank you for dedicating your time and talents to writing HP and the Methods of Rationality. I've only read the first chapter, but I like what you've written so far and am looking forward to the rest of the story. It's engaging. It's fantastic. I'm excited about reading again.

Sorry this comment isn't more constructive or critical.
Midna chapter 1 . 3/25/2013
I must say I am so excited to read this. I downloaded the PDF version, since I don't have Internet access on my iPod all the time. And it's made me grin stupidly whenever I sit down to read it.

I adore your description of their living room. From the beginning you've contrasted Michael from Vernon. And the interactions of Harry between his parents. The line "his father was sitting in the living room reading a book of higher math to show how smart he was, and his mother was in the kitchen preparing one of his father's favorite dishes to show how loving she was." is amazing. You have set up the dynamics between the couple clearly, and with a sprinkle of humor.

Well done.
Gemcatcher chapter 1 . 3/25/2013
Very intriguing first chapter. I am anxious to continue reading.
Awesome Guest P chapter 1 . 3/24/2013
I love you're story 'cause of all the humor. Plus you really know what you're doing. Although all the science-y stuff sounds complicated and fake, and makes Harry sounds like a prodigy, it's all true and I can understand it (it's simple really if you know you're stuff). It means you are not making random stuff up. And I checked out .com out already and I have to say, I'm really impressed. Is your book published? I'm only asking this because if your book is published, and if you wanted to sell it, why put all of this on fanfiction? It means less people buying your real novel. And it's like giving the book out for free for more than 20,000 people (you can tell by the reviews, you currently have 20,108 of them, for now) Or is it because you had put this story on fanfiction first then decided to publish it so people who don't go on fanfiction can read it? Anyway I can't wait to finish this. But I'm afraid that you need to make your summary more dramatic and interesting. I almost brushed this fanfic off as one of those fanfics that only got so popular because of it's long windy complicated plots (Though now thinking about this story might be one of those. Oh well.) and because it has soooo many chapters. But so far I stand corrected. (Look at me a simple 12-year old talking so much like an adult.) Good luck with this fanfic I look forward to finishing reading it. I love your grammar and fabulous style of writing by the way.
-Love Awesome Guest ;P
Ersatz Einstein chapter 1 . 3/22/2013
I've been reading this on another site. I had no idea it was here! I'd like to say that this is, without exception, the BEST piece of fanfiction I've ever read. It's simply flawless, not to mention hysterical and thought-provoking.
InARealPickle chapter 1 . 3/18/2013
lol
Awesome
Neverstatic chapter 1 . 3/9/2013
Hello! I'm a new reader for your fanfiction. It's a pleasure to be reading!

After a quick check of the highest review stories of the Harry Potter fanfiction world, and I found this first chapter to be catching, wonderfully quirky, and intriguing. It captured me at once and I look forward to reading more about this more scientifically-concerned Harry as my busy schedule permits! The "obscure hints" mentioned also interest me and I'll test my abilities and see how much I can discern within each chapter, although my knowledge of science has been neglected due to my choice of major in college (Japanese, which obviously has nothing to do with the sciences, haha). I'll try and post a review on each chapter as I go on, and I won't continue with the story unless I have done so. Thanks for posting what already seems to be a wonderful read!
Guest chapter 1 . 3/6/2013
CONGRATS ON HAVING THE MOST REVIEWED STORY ON FANFICTION!
Lil' Miss Ravenclaw chapter 1 . 3/6/2013
I love this, even though I'm being a bit biased, only having read the first chapter.
MoLAoS chapter 1 . 3/5/2013
There is really only one thing I can say that would take less than 1000 words to write and would also not come off as creepy, even though it wasn't intended to be creepy:

"I have been forced to update a long held belief because of the evidence provided by this story. I must now conclude that not all fan fiction deserves to be consigned to the depths of the deepest hells. Thank you for allowing me to see reality a little cleaner of bias."
TheOnlyMeThereIs chapter 1 . 3/4/2013
hahaha great idea for a story! Although would dumbledore really not realise harry didn't have an owl? hmmm
yoloswagmaster chapter 1 . 2/28/2013
Oh snap O_O
blewis61 chapter 1 . 2/27/2013
I actually saw this story mentioned on Reddit and decided to check it out. To be honest I am not quite sure what to think yet; it seems like you are making Harry into another version of Hermione...that said I also am already curious to see where it goes and wanting to read the next chapter. This is a major credit to your writing ability as I typically do not like alt universe stories, and especially not ones that severely change who the major characters are. Because the writing is good, however, I have decided to try and read it as it's own stories (forgetting my love of JK's world) and give it a shot on it's own merits. Great first chapter!
sky36488 chapter 1 . 2/27/2013
This is the best book! This fic more book than fic.
HarryXmas chapter 1 . 2/24/2013
With almost 20, 000 reviews so far, I don't want to scan through them to see if I reviewed it last time through. So I've made up a new name to escape the strictures of the PTB.
It looks as if I'll enjoy it at least as much this time. Well done.
queerjonmund chapter 1 . 2/19/2013
This was recommended by someone who was recommended by someone whose stories I like, so hopefully I'll like it as well. We shall see. You seem reasonably intelligent, and pithy to boot. This could go several ways...
Bere1231 chapter 1 . 2/18/2013
Great
Mythomagic101 chapter 1 . 2/17/2013
my brain just cant wrap around the fact that harry is being so logical. that has got to be impossible! every wizard's enemy is logic except for those muggle-borns (no offense).
Je vais oublier chapter 1 . 2/15/2013
I adore this already. There has not been a more well-written and excellently conceived fanfiction in my entire experience reading them (which has been the unfortunate majority of my life, I'll tell you what!) and I suspect it ranks very highly on my list of independent novels as well (cutting away from the fact that it is fanfiction). I must thank you profusely for writing this as it has given me a glimpse back into my perception of my childhood (which may or may not have differed from reality, I can't be sure).

I sincerely enjoy this portrayal and hope it continues to amuse as the chapters scroll past!

Gobsmacked and Impressed,
VZ
Archet chapter 1 . 2/15/2013
Hahahahahaha AWESOME.

Sorry, I suck at reviews. Poor Harry with his five names :). He's highly logical now though...that's gonna be interesting... :D
Lianne chapter 1 . 2/14/2013
fascinated already, must keep reading.

great metaphors, not at all superfluous
johnpual chapter 1 . 2/14/2013
started..now readin the rest, will give a review at CH 5.
fumblclam chapter 1 . 2/13/2013
A chapter and a half in, and I've got a huge nerd boner. I could read this literally forever, holy crap. And apparently it doesn't even get good until chapter 5? I will not be sleeping tonight, that's for sure. So far, amazing job.
The Skaz of the Void chapter 1 . 2/12/2013
Already a favorite.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/12/2013
"If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style."

Funniest line so far. Instant fav.
Natt chapter 1 . 2/10/2013
I've been reading Harry Potter fanfiction for over a decade, and finding my way to your story and then beginning to read your story has left me more thrilled than I've been since the day I discovered this stuff.

The quality of your writing is beyond almost all fanfiction - it's both clever and entertaining and lacking in anything extraneous. I don't know what you're on about - the story hits its stride around chapter five - because I was jaunting along with it from paragraph one. Of course, I'm a sucker for imagery, so using the descriptions of bookshelves as a means to set the tone for the scene and characters sat well with me.

To match your writing, the story itself is new and interesting to me. This is a rare combination. All I want right now is to have enough time to set and read the rest. Since I don't, I wanted to drop you an early review, and let you know how much I appreciate what I've read so far. Looking forward to consuming the rest.
mirrorrim chapter 1 . 2/7/2013
I wish I could give this story the review it deserves: Long, thorough and with loving attention given to detail.
Sadly however, I'm too far from where I was when I was when I first read this.

And really, I'm not actually sure what to say /about/ the story.

I'll split my review into 2 parts: Chapters 1-10ish (Setting setting), and the rest (i.e. Hogwarts).

Chapters 1-whatever were a lot (lot) of fun.
Chapter 5 in particular, definitely.

As to the rest, I have 2 problems.
I tend to go with the flow of a story I'm enjoying rather than try to anticipate the author. Further, although I'm a Rationalist by inclination, I am very much _not_ trained as such.

So once the story starts getting deep, I just get lost.
At various points, I thought I had a fair idea where I thought the story was going.
I discovered that I have less and less of one as it progresses.

The bottom line is:
It's a very interesting story, occasionally great fun and I'm anxious to see what you plan to do with it.

P.S.
I'm going to assume that I'm correct and it's supposed to be obvious, so:
THANK YOU for doing something like the Pioneer's plaque.
It's one of the things that /really/ bothered me about Harry Potter.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/5/2013
I have no idea how to go about writing a review but I can tell you this,the first chapter is wonderfull and I can't wait to read the rest.
tiggerbone chapter 1 . 2/3/2013
So far this is interesting. I enjoy the Harry Potter books, but I have always been a bit annoyed by some of Harry's qualities. And as a physicist, I enjoy rational thought but have always been slightly chagrined by the fact that it is rarely applied well in books about fantasy. This is a very promising beginning! I look forward to reading more!
reader chapter 1 . 2/3/2013
clever and funny story, expecting great things to come ... brainy, yes, but great

"If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style."
Enei Emmu chapter 1 . 2/2/2013
Now this is rather interesting... I found it on Tv Tropes, and read that it's the most popular HP fic ever, so here I am... I like it so far.
ThinkingSpeck chapter 1 . 1/31/2013
I discovered Methods about a year ago now, and was hooked almost immediately. I've read it from the start maybe half a dozen times since then, and reread later chapters as new material came out.

Quite apart from entertaining me very successfully, this story has changed me rather significantly. I've come to identify as a rationalist, which has entailed major changes in how I perceive and interact with the world, and in general I've become far more deliberate and practical in almost everything I do. My life has improved (not that it wasn't pretty good already), and I've improved. My girlfriend (now fiancee) was initially quite worried that I'd turn into an emotionless intelligence, but she changed her mind once she saw the positive practical results (and saw that I remained emotionally healthy).

Thank you, Eliezer. I know my benefits here aren't closely related to your primary goal, but your work (both in this fic and elsewhere) has changed my life significantly for the better.

-Pat
TheHeadlessScholar chapter 1 . 1/31/2013
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MiranDuranDa chapter 1 . 1/30/2013
Oh. My. God. You have a podcast. That's freaking fantastic. I wish I had the patience to wait to listen to it until the next time I have one of my awful 6hr drives to my parents' house, but sadly I want to read this now...alas.
Death2Ignorance chapter 1 . 1/26/2013
that was a hilarious start. I love harry's character!
Apollo Vengea chapter 1 . 1/26/2013
You have already received a lot of reviews so you know how awesome your story is.
But can you finish it a little faster?
I'm hanging on to every word here!
Guest chapter 1 . 1/25/2013
I like it already, a very different take.
Cariyaga chapter 1 . 1/25/2013
Hey, I just wanted to say that I absolutely enjoy this and have recommended it to several friends. It is so good, in fact, that it has inspired me to check out your other works (though I haven't /actually/ done so yet) and donate to the Center for Applied Rationality. I'm really looking forward to your future chapters here!
Jeni chapter 1 . 1/19/2013
Okay. SO you FORCED me to read the whole friggin' thing. It was delicious and now my family has had me committed. Apparently running off to the bedroom to read ALL week long made them worry and doubt my sanity. Thanks for that.
Anyway, it was a delight to read. Presentation, grammar, etc was flawless and that really does make reading a pleasure. Your ideas are wickedly funny and intelligent and made me feel a little inferior. I'll work on my self esteem later. I couldn't believe that it wasn't done yet. WHY ISN'T THIS DONE? You are a writing viking and I am enjoying it so much. I hope my fawning accolades help the writing process for you. Happy weekend!
Jeni Tomlinson (wrote Childish Things on under Chia the Cat)
Guest chapter 1 . 1/18/2013
Brilliant
ardeth hines chapter 1 . 1/16/2013
recovering English teacher; having read Harry Potter six or seven times, and having sent my first editions on to the next generation of readers, I am finding this delightful. It is a charming conceit and I don't need to get to the fifth or tenth chapter to enjoy it. . . . wit is rare and should be encouraged, and we won't even get into the joy of creativity. . . .
Guest chapter 1 . 1/15/2013
I love the ending. Reminds me of Tennant's reactions...
Mels chapter 1 . 1/13/2013
I dont know what to think about this actually. This is really different from the usual fanfics but i kinda like it. I mean its just the first chapter, there's a high chance that it gets better so i'll keep on reading!
Clarity Light chapter 1 . 1/12/2013
A friend of mine from high school recommended this to me when I was home for winter break, and I'm so glad she did! It is a truly enjoyable departure from the original story, and I'm loving it. I'm currently 80% of the way through according to my kindle (nice touch!), and am looking forward to hearing the progress update in Feb. Best of luck to you in your continued endeavors!
Heroine of the Valley chapter 1 . 1/10/2013
Wait, if Petunia married a Professor, would they still be living on the same street? I'd imagine they'd be somewhere well, nice.
AvidReader chapter 1 . 1/9/2013
-Then a boy's voice said, calmly and quietly, "What."-
This sentence makes the story worth reading!
Looking forward to further lulz.
Manga154 chapter 1 . 1/7/2013
Does everyone feel the need to include a creepy magical aware neighbor in there stories or is it only the ones I find?

There's my review, on to the next chapter!
Sardonic Irony chapter 1 . 1/7/2013
Read it before, but it has been awhile so I'm starting over again. I have to say that it is just as good as the last time I read it, possibly due to it being entirely unique.
illuminios chapter 1 . 1/6/2013
So, here it is! I've read all chapters on Russian and (finally!) discovered the original.
It looks like I won't get much (if any) sleep tonight. Hell yeah! _
Guest chapter 1 . 1/6/2013
better than the 'real' harry potter by far!
EpsilonBeta chapter 1 . 1/5/2013
Only just started reading this, and I really must say I've fallen in love with all the characters so far.
Biabara chapter 1 . 1/3/2013
You requested one comment per chapter- well, here we go! For now, I already find myself very interested in the story. Little chance of me dropping out on it. I like what you did with Petunia and I laughed really hard at the scene with Mrs Figg! I also like how analytical Harry is- I prefer ffs where he has a bit more brainpower than in canon. Sorry for any mistakea in my comments- english isn't my native language _
BiblioMatsuri chapter 1 . 1/3/2013
"What." Pretty much, yes.
Adellie chapter 1 . 1/2/2013
Different, I suppose.
A Drop of Starlight chapter 1 . 1/1/2013
This is so so funny! :D Made my day!
li chapter 1 . 1/1/2013
...真的可以发吗??
tttsess chapter 1 . 12/28/2012
Best thing I ever read.
MsFrizzle chapter 1 . 12/27/2012
Your story was recommended to me with the same caveat that you have at the head of this story. He needn't have worried. I as completely taken by the first chapter an howling with laughter by the second. I see that you have many many reviews and I doubt I have anything to add that hasn't been said repeatedly by others so I don't feel compelled to make many reviews. But I did want to tell you how much I appreciate the story even from the first chapter and I look forward to reading the rest. Thank you.
Myiou chapter 1 . 12/25/2012
Hi, I had the luck to discover your fiction thanks to someone who had the great idea to translate in french!

I wanted to say to you: congratulation! your story is amazing! A lot of interesting facts as psychological theories, sciences; a lot of humor (sometimes, it makes me laugh to tears!), and of course a great story getting darker and deeper!
So, thank you for your work and merry Christmas to you! :)

(and forgive me for the mistakes..)

Myiou
Guest chapter 1 . 12/22/2012
Good start! I hope he continues his muggle studies as well as his magical ones? I doubt his professor father would want his son to just drop out of the muggle world to study magic.
shelwyn chapter 1 . 12/19/2012
As far as I can tell your fic started out great. The way it ended really caught my attention.
Susan M. M chapter 1 . 12/19/2012
Fascinating beginning to an intriguing AU.
Schizoid13 chapter 1 . 12/18/2012
well you said to,at least,give one reveiw per chapter...so here it is and i already loved the story!1
zanaikin chapter 1 . 12/18/2012
(Decided to leave a fanfic review... for the first time).

LessWrong-sama (because that name is asking for it, and you clearly know enough JPN P):

It's a shame you're not a career author, really. English folks might nitpick on your grammar and sentence style some, but the content is too amazing. I've recommended this story to everyone I know who might either be interested in psychology (including an utterly-impressed doctorate), rationality, fanfics, or simply good creative writing. So far we've all wondered - how the heck are you going to pull yourself out of the mess you wrote yourself into after CH85? I saw the notes you left on HPMOR, but they didn't seem quite *real*, until your update now...

Although frankly, it almost feels a bit cheating the way you did it with the Chaotics. We watched you set fire to most of the character relationship web that you've built up in one event only to read that... those among the core cast you've picked were fireproof. But then, you're the person who actually teaches people rationality; clearly more experience to speak of the results than the rest of us ;)

I feel that anything else I may praise has probably been done, and any notable content I may criticize will just make me look like a smart ss to a smarter person which is a dumb move. Honestly, if there's one true 'fault' to this... it's clearly that your writing intelligence is a little too high which is depressing for creative writers like me (or worse: aspiring pro writers) who realizes they will never quite come to match XD

Although I do wonder why Harry never suspects Quirrel might have an alternate personality running downtime hours. The defense professor certain shows some of the signs of it being possible... and Voldie is smart enough to cover his tracks. In a world as magically-mechanically-abusable as HP's, motivation and behavior consistency really isn't enough to trust people \

Either way...

Don't ever stop before the conclusion of HPMOR P Otherwise rabid fans who lost their rationality would have to track you down and tie you to a word processor

It's also a shame you're not an story-editor either. I get the feeling you can probably pinpoint most plot issues within two glances. Heck, I would certainly pay to get your eyes one pass over my book, but I get the feeling you love your job too much (although since I was told there's no such thing as /shameless/ in authoring and it can't hurt to try, link is in my profile here xD).

Best of luck

- Aorii
Anon chapter 1 . 12/18/2012
Dalkon: It's not a mistake in the story, it's a matter of you not getting the reference. Try listening to Tom Lehrer.
The.Altered.E chapter 1 . 12/17/2012
Poor Harry I'm sure it must have been really confusing for him.
StrangeoneXD chapter 1 . 12/16/2012
So in this world they never had a son and only adopted Harry? Interesting
Guest chapter 1 . 12/16/2012
Funny
Jinny chapter 1 . 12/15/2012
I've only yet read the 1st chapter, and I think that its really good. Nothing like Harry Potter itself, but still at the same really alike. And I love its humor as well.
Mr Norrell chapter 1 . 12/13/2012
'Then a boy's voice said, calmly and quietly, "What."'

I know precisely how he feels for I'm feeling the same at this moment. At first I thought I knew what I was getting into, but now I'm not so sure.

I don't know if I'm going to like this for attempting to bring a bit of rationality to an otherwise whimsical magical world or lament the time I'm about to waste in reading a thoroughly boring work "with lifeless characters, and cold environments, and laboratory-conditioned schemes and plots" as StrikerReviews so eloquently suggests.
StrikerReviews chapter 1 . 12/12/2012
A Quick Review of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality:

The fic is unique, I will grant it this much. In many cases, I was enamored and pleased with the author’s humor, the fairly entertaining situations Harry gets into, and of the intricate plots he follows through on his quest for ultimate knowledge and world domination through absolute science. While characters from the original series make no semblance of an appearance whatsoever (only their names, and in poor disguise, as well), I find them somewhat endearing. I can see the passing shadows of character, somewhere, beneath their mechanical dialogue, and their uninspired emotions, and their lack of anything youthful that might remind the reader of the fact that they are merely eleven years-old.
That being said, I never once assumed that the conspiring, big-brained, overconfident, malicious, inquisitive, ostentatious boy living at number four, Privet Drive, was the character I knew and loved, and grew up with. Never. What I saw was not a character, but an author. Well, scratch that. What I saw was a pretentious, boring, insult-worthy, middle-aged professor who fancied himself an author, but in truth is far superior in science than in literature. I do not doubt the “science” of this fanfiction. I can not assert its validity either, for I am not a professor. I am an author, unlike the producer of this belligerent, ballistic bludgeoning of statistics and other mind-numbing jargon of probability.
But enough remarks on the “author”. The story of this fanfiction remains somewhat open-ended in its plot. Arcs fall in and out like the times, stories get told and finished at an unreasonably quick pace, and others glacially slow. Character development, I find, is at its worst with “Draco”, whose reasonings, emotions, and rapid bi-polar attitude that (appallingly often) always falls within Harry’s plans and expectations and is so over-the-top at times, I can hardly contain my eyes from rolling out of their sockets.
Yet, these complaints are but a trifle when compared to the real issue. Science. So much science, and all of it sickeningly preachy and ridiculous. Many will scoff at this assumption, and berate me, and scream at me, but I believe my assumptions are true, and founded on proper bias. Do not get me wrong. Again, the science, I believe, is true. It is all true, and yet, all very, very dumb.
What was once story, and character development, and giving the readers “room to breathe”, and emotional tension, and tone, and actual, redeeming literature, has been replaced with an overload of references, upon references, upon references, that beg the question: “Why? Why for God’s sake, why?”
Why does the reader need to learn these things? And so many things, too? Why the excessive demand for the reader to understand every aspect of probability, or AI difficulty, or genetics, or Italian theorists and their dissertations? Why? What is to be gained by force-feeding the reader this pretentious salad of scientific jargon? This over-dressed cake of cacophonous college criteria?
It’s enough to make a man go insane. All aesthetic, all natural flow, all decent semblance of artistic vision, and mastery over syntax and language, replaced, stripped, downgraded to mathematical nonsense, that only gives the appearance of intelligence without any meaningful depth whatsoever that can be attributed to the author. What the author has done is not intelligent. It is not “genius” as so many ill-instructed reviewers claim it to be, with their gullible, shit-eating grins, and wide, loving, so innocently unaware eyes drinking in every poisonous, pompous, purple word scribbled by this charlatan of a literary persona.
I do not consider this literature, for that is not the word for something such as this. It would be heresy, a soul-damning thing, to even fancy the thought of the idea entering one’s head. What this is, and what it is meant to be, is a fun, mildly interesting way to introduce interested, young boys and girls to the “excitement” of rational science and the many different, and wonderful things science can answer for us: like whether magic is vanishing or not, and how. There is nothing wrong with such a work. It is inspirational. Nice, even, but not literature.
This is not a work that has been crafted with love, with the intention of illustrating a prowess and heretofore unseen mastery over the english language, with the mindset of opening young minds to what a man with a pen may do to create a world, and to create life with the stroke of a key. I do not believe this man is an artist. He is a scientist, and it shows dreadfully, with lifeless characters, and cold environments, and laboratory-conditioned schemes and plots, that are so the tools of one in such a trade. Of this, I do not blame him, yet I believe he owes responsibility to you all, the readers. A responsibility to set you straight. That this type of work should not be emulated. That it should not be studied, or analyzed for copying, or examined for underlying themes and values and tones. An author-in-training would find his time much better suited to studying classical works, and other such novels of well-deserving fame and recognition.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality is nothing more than a man going through flashcards, every chapter an explanation of a concept dressed in “Harry Potter”, and every one as shameless as a television advert in its duplicity.
Dan Riddle chapter 1 . 12/11/2012
INGENIOUS! 80 That's what I can say about your story so far!
m1dnight217 chapter 1 . 12/11/2012
Just to be 19000. Good story
juicy club chapter 1 . 12/11/2012
Even though I am recounting the following compliment for the third time on a fanfiction review, I can assure you this IS the best fanfiction I've ever read.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/9/2012
Hey, I saw in the update at HPMOR that you're looking for new reading material. Have you considered trying Homestuck? It's a pretty good webcomic with a whole lot of time travel shenanigans and whatnot, but it's kind of long. I'd recommend reading the intermission first to see if you're interested in the humor and temporal mechanics. The intermission is a short and mostly self-contained part of the much larger story. I'm not sure what the rules are for posting a link in a review, but if you google "homestuck intermission" you should find it. The url is mspaintadventures.
Black Rose White Fire chapter 1 . 12/8/2012
I read this story somewhere a while ago, and I absolutely LOVED it. Didn't know it was on here too! I'll probably reread it soon, too. Cheers!

Sunsetfire
A reader chapter 1 . 12/5/2012
Hi I love the length and the depth but could you stop the science and give Harry and hermione a relationship it would make it alot better keep writeing ps your drarry is not working that well thanks xx
jonbeer1 chapter 1 . 12/5/2012
One of the best stories I've read, let alone best fan fics. This actually turned me on to fan fics - something I'd always considered rather weird before.
wildirishrose chapter 1 . 12/4/2012
So far, it's great.
Ranmaleopard chapter 1 . 11/29/2012
this is really awesome and interesting i cant wait to see what happens next please continue! is harry still a parselmouth?
summerful21 chapter 1 . 11/28/2012
I'm in the process of rereading this fic for the third or fourth time, and I just wanted to say that it is spectacular, hilarious, thought-provoking, haunting, perfect, totally awesome, and saying that it deserves to be published is the biggest understatement ever. Also, after rereading the first paragraph describing the Evans-Verres household and its books, I would like to say that I am extremely, extremely jealous of Harry. For so many reasons, but mostly because of the books. My parents are both educated people, blah blah blah, and they do read often, but if they do, it's usually the newspaper. They just don't have the same appreciation (*see note, obsession) with fiction that I do. And while with my meager allowance, I have managed to build up about five shelves of my favourite books, most of my books have to come from the library (because books are freaking expensive). Anyways, to the point of this review: you have so effectively captured my dream house with that first paragraph, it's scary. And when I grow up, my house is SO going to look like Harry's. Every time my parents visit, they're bound to yell at me for wasting all my money on books, but so be it.
Max chapter 1 . 11/28/2012
Excellent start to what I hope will be a great novel
Noradin chapter 1 . 11/27/2012
Why does everyone see the need to chain surnames together instead of just choosing one? That looks so horrible.
Rhudi chapter 1 . 11/25/2012
Great!
Kelnius chapter 1 . 11/21/2012
I want to start by saying, although I was at first surprised at the inclusion of Miss Figg's *reveal* in the first chapter here, I later realized that you wrote this AFTER Rowling had established that. So I commend you not on your premonition skills, but on your apt use of the source material. And in fact, for that being the perfect, possible way to end this chapter.

I want to continue, however, by saying (and bear with me here): I hate fanfiction. And I was expecting to hate this. But you have me very pleasantly surprised. Whereas some write this stuff to insert themselves into the story and perhaps even have sex with the characters, you've done so to insert LOGIC, which is marvelous fun.
But more than that, and the reason I write this review, is because as much as I enjoy your writing style, and the concept alone, I more enjoy your interpretation of the original story.
The concept that Petunia was once fat, pimply and ugly at one point, at first set off alarm bells. I thought "This guy's just making crap up to make his story work, just to better explain magic to Michael!"
But then I thought about it . . . Vernon was a horrible man. Self-important, ignorant and fat. It makes sense, firstly, that Petunia would originally be drawn to such a man for having similar interests, but also since he would consider her "In his league". And then, after settling down, Petunia would have spent most of her time taking care of Vernon and being bound to his "keep up appearances, dear!" mindset, it's conceivable that she'd lose weight and that her pimples would naturally disappear.
And having become "beautiful" while with Vernon, she would think it was HIM that caused her to become this way, and would be thankful to him for it, like a form of suburban Stockholm Syndrome. And also, the rapid weight loss would explain the freaky-looking skinny neck, and the fact that Dudley is so fat. Two fat parents, it's nature and nurture working against him.

My point is, your story got me thinking. And even if you didn't intend this interpretation . . . well, that's what fanfiction is all about, isn't it? But more than that, it shows that you've captured my imagination.
Beautifully written work, can't wait to continue on. Perhaps fanfiction has it's place in society, yet.

Yours sincerely, Kelnius
NO chapter 1 . 11/19/2012
Great Story! Very Interesting
NameYaoiLover98 chapter 1 . 11/17/2012
Ok you have 85 chapters and have been able to keep the story teen rated. im impressed. thats normally hard to do. *applause*
Emily Drennan chapter 1 . 11/10/2012
"What."
Oh my god, some weird sort of hysterical giggle just came out of me, i'm in for such a ride. Yes, just yes!
MissNikita chapter 1 . 11/10/2012
Oh my god, I was looking for an amzing fic that would just grab me and this first chapter certainly did.

I have vivid pictures in my head of Harry standing there in his garden feeling all stupid and silly and waving that letter lmao.
Fei chapter 1 . 11/9/2012
Well, I read the entire thing. I have to tell you I'm disappionted. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU STOP WRITING FOR?! I need more ;) It was amazing though I skipped all the um, "rationality" parts, which I think was the whole point of the book but I really wasn't interested. I'd actually take this book over the original any day- no offence to J.K Rowling. I'd gush and stuff but I'm sure you already know what a fan-fucking-tastic job you did, so I'll just say: For Gods sake write another one. I'll be looking forward to it, and oh try and get this one published if you haven't already, everyone should have the pleasure of reading and possibly obsessing about it.

Thanks :P
Subham Soni chapter 1 . 11/5/2012
The book does notable work whenever it deviates from the actual series. However, there are two major exceptions -
1 - The relation between Pettigrew and Black has been placed as a very awkward and unusual Chekov's gun; and was totally unforced. Were it to be worked upon in the later chapters, it might have been better. In any case, I believe that forcing a 'relationship' in them was so very unjust.
2 - Dumbledore has been unusually shallowed out. The Grand Old wizard whom everyone respects but no-one understands seems to have become sort of a mockery in this fanfic (where everybody knows that he does things seeing patterns - Lupin: 'Dumbledore thought you ought to have wicked stepparents' et al) and his character is very much undermined by Harry's and Quirrel's disagreements with him. His is very much a character that the story has been unjustified in undermining [unlike Ron or Voldermort or Sirius - All of which have been suitably balanced by other characters]. In Dumbledore's case; McGonagall has not been strengthened (plotwise) enough to become a true mentor, and Quirrell has easy pointable dark holes in him, which, along with Harry's own disagreements with him, make him unsuitable to fill in on that role. IMO Dumbledore needs to be reinstated to his original position of honour [If not fully, then partially] in the coming chapters to stop the fall of this story into a dark Quirrelly story
MMMMMMMA chapter 1 . 11/4/2012
I heard you're a "review whore"? If so, let me say, UPDATE please, I need moar moar moar. Thanks. And don't forget to update.
TophFan chapter 1 . 11/3/2012
woah this is really cool.
Bigimotik chapter 1 . 11/2/2012
This fic was recommended to me by one of the developers at work. My word! This is the most amusing and intellectual piece I've read in a while. I can see this is going to be a page turner for me.

Highlight: Mrs. Figg doing EXACTLY what she does in the books (exposes that she is a witch without much ado), but perfectly within this paradigm!
blankdaze chapter 1 . 11/1/2012
Frankly, I "may" have understood a maximum of 75% of the scientific-thinges. But still, it is the most awesome writing that I've read in a while.
I originally found the pdf version on .com, and I was like, 'lets try it'. I still don't regret it. It's a great inspiration for many.
Slice of Sky chapter 1 . 10/31/2012
Good beginning, well laid out, brisk pace.
Jean Le Flambeur chapter 1 . 10/30/2012
I have never read Harry potter. I have read excerpts and a the first chapter. However I cannot read the whole thing. As a child my father was very similar to Harry's adoptive father (your character, not he one from the regular potter books). He beated it into my head that fantasy was incredibly stupid and that I should stick to either non fiction or hard science fiction. Something which he really really loved. So when I would see books like Harry potter I would scoff and. Then brush them out of my mind. By the time I really got into fantasy I was in ninth grade, and the first fantasy book I ever read in its entirety was either the graveyard book or seven days of Luke. I can't recall I know tags I read one directlyaftercthe other however. By that time Harry potter was almost concluded I believe and I did t see the point I. Starting it now. I thought to myself I'll just wait til they're all done then I'll read them. The day I read Harry potter never came. So now reading this I at first thought I would be lost, but then I resolved I'll just read it as if. I were reading the actual Harry potter and be actually introduced to the characters. I had to say this one chapter has convinced me this book is worth reading. I love your Harry potter. I loved the quirkiness of the characters. And I loved the way you characterized Harry's adoptive father.
Guest chapter 1 . 10/30/2012
Wow, a very interesting alternate telling of Harry Potter.
Soni chapter 1 . 10/29/2012
Awesome! But the problem is that I cannot find anywhere to download it. It would be nice if we could find one mirror to download the entire book.
Muirgen Monet chapter 1 . 10/25/2012
Amazing story!
Joseph chapter 1 . 10/20/2012
Very well written. The back story was explained in a marvelous way and the characters (new and old) were introduced wonderfully. The only thing I had a little trouble accepting was his extra long name; Harry James Potter has such a nice ring to it and it seems a shame to drag it on like that...
craftygeek64 chapter 1 . 10/17/2012
Great story, embarking on a reread.

This story has inspired my first fanfic idea - in 2000, Nearly Headless Nick gives a rationalist 'tear-down' of the Harry Potter cannon, pointing out the errors of those Characters which we Revere.
Janeth H Bucio chapter 1 . 10/16/2012
I wasn't sure what exactly this website was when one of my friends introduced me to it. I have to say I am really impressed by the first page it self. You have captivated my attention and THAT is what matters most when it comes to writing a fan fiction that people like me, grew up reading.

The twist of Harry actually being treated as a son from the Verres is a nice twist to what J.K Rowling had for Harry Potter. It almost brings concern to what his adventures might become now that he doesn't have the obstacle of being an unloved orphan boy.

I look forward to reading the rest of your chapters and giving you my feedback _.
NM chapter 1 . 10/15/2012
I am generally skeptical of fanfics that showcase a parallel universe. But, this one has gotten me quite interested. I love the fact that there is no Dursely. The approach to the entire concept differs, which means what comes next is going to be more interesting!
Trev-Head chapter 1 . 10/11/2012
K
Princessdiana516 chapter 1 . 10/4/2012
Harry and hermione all the way!
Anon chapter 1 . 10/3/2012
This series is amazing, but I think the author is getting very distracted by its related projects. It's understandable that he's excited over the centers for applied rationality, and folks at Harvard getting together to discuss his fan fiction. Still, I'm disappointed- thinking more and more that he's too busy stroking his ego to continue the series. If that's true, he should tell the fan base. Does it really take 4 months to finish 5 edited chapters?
LordXeenTheGreat chapter 1 . 10/1/2012
Awesome beginning
Tofs chapter 1 . 9/29/2012
If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style.

So funny. This looks really good! And judging by reviews, favorites, and follows, it is. I've never heard of this idea before. :) *off to read more*
Mavarax chapter 1 . 9/25/2012
Is there an actual reason for Harry's weird sense that magic is real? Or is it just a throwaway thing which won't ever be important in this story. Is it some kind of effect from Voldemort's Horcrux?
MilesPrower chapter 1 . 9/24/2012
...Woah... O.0...I MUST READ IT ALL! :D
NoSuchThingAsLight chapter 1 . 9/12/2012
The most overated piece of turd on the internet
Guest chapter 1 . 9/12/2012
penis
ShineTheTribute chapter 1 . 9/11/2012
Hi! I have read this, oh maybe three times and I still don't understand most of it, which isn't really BAD it just makes me look things up more. I wanted to thank you, because the stuff I DO understand has been very useful in Science, and it gives me something good to read when I have free time. Is there an age limit for the classes at the Center for Modern Rationality? I think my brother, who is turning eleven, would enjoy going and I would too.
Rhialto chapter 1 . 9/7/2012
I'm trying to read this, but all text is centred. That makes it rather hard. Can you fix that?
Guest chapter 1 . 9/6/2012
Whao. Beginning may be a bit dry, this story isn't smooth and professional and revised by multiple people, but whao. Where the heck is the next chapter?
Risika67 chapter 1 . 9/6/2012
Is Harry going to be in a relationship with Hermione.
Guest chapter 1 . 9/6/2012
Wow
myth-taken1 chapter 1 . 9/4/2012
This is absolutely brilliant. I can't wait to see how everything plays out
tcganimefan chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
"If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style."
This may be one of my favorite lines ever.

I love the characterization in this chapter. This was absolutely brilliant. You have a gift for characters. Having the next-door neighbor just randomly turn out to be a witch who just never brought it up seems a bit contrived, but good stories tend to depend on a bit of coincidence, so I don't think anybody minds too much.
Anon chapter 1 . 9/3/2012
"That should've sounded highly suspicious, oh, so there's no way to test your theory then, but the peculiar certainty in Harry seemed willing to stick its neck out even further." shouldn't theory be hypothesis?
Taito Urushihara chapter 1 . 8/31/2012
I've read all of the chapters for this series and I love every single one of them. I'm starting from the beginning again to enjoy it once more. This story can only be described as "Bluddy brillant" - Ron Weasley
Guest chapter 1 . 8/27/2012
I think it's better than the original!
Queen Of Fabulous chapter 1 . 8/26/2012
I've only read the first 6 chapters but so far I really love it! You must be very inteligent to write something like this.
littlehoneypot chapter 1 . 8/26/2012
I can see this becoming an obsessive read... There are so many reviews so it must be :D
LoonyLunaAKAme chapter 1 . 8/23/2012
omg, Mrs. Figg!
I don't usually read hp fanfiction because its hard to find any that doesn't ruin hp to me so it needs to be reaaally au and this fits.
GreenGreenGreen869 chapter 1 . 8/19/2012
I was half-hooked by the summery and completely hooked by the end of the first paragraph. Now that I've finished the first chapter, I'm extremely excited for this fic, and can't wait to read the rest. I'll probably go through it in one go, even though it's already one thirty in the morning. I already am completely in love with it, thank you SO much for writing and posting it. XD
Isaac chapter 1 . 8/17/2012
5 stars
Rde chapter 1 . 8/16/2012
It is certainly a story that is hard to understand but nonethless pretty awesome.

Only thing i don't like in the story is that you made the magical world really small. I hope Harry and Hermonie's estimations aren't accurate. At least add another million or two.

Speaking of Hermonie, you built her charecter really well but she seriously pisses me of. Especially with the hero business. I liked how you made girl charecters important but she still pisses me of.

Btw the end of chapter was really good. It left me with chills. I am sure you'll come up with something amazing for the new arc...

I
SpiritofaGryffindor chapter 1 . 8/15/2012
I love it so far but Harry seems like you just took an innocent version of Artemis Fowl and gave him the same name as Harry Potter. There aren't any personality traits of the real Harry that I can see.
DZAuthor AKA DZMom chapter 1 . 8/13/2012
My review to the first chapter is a reaction to what I read, not a critique of the writing or the author. As an aside, I found it curious that the author note asked reviewers to limit themselves to one review per chapter per reader. It makes it seem like reviewers were anonymously spamming the review page. o.O

Being a "MOR"-Petunia type, I find it unsettling that the character Petunia finds herself in a marriage in which she can never win an argument, and then goes to do cooking duties to show her "love" for her husband. The character was doomed from the beginning of its existence to have overbearing male characters keeping it down! I presume that Rationality and its methods have no logical basis in misogyny. It is the skewed perception of the methods' users that assigns disrespect and humiliation to females and emotivists. This character's portrayal in future chapters and her will to be respected by her husband will likely determine my interest in continuing to read. The last thing I want to discover is that this treatise advocates that male reproductive organs are a necessity for rational methodology to be practiced.
BoringButPractical chapter 1 . 8/9/2012
So far so good.
Tyler chapter 1 . 8/7/2012
This is horrible. I can practically see the smug, self-indulgent smile that I'm sure graced your face as you penned these words, as you crafted your masterpiece, the one piece of you that will live on forever. Once again, this is horrible. YOU are horrible. You clearly have never met a 10-year-old, or possibly another human being (besides your mother. Otherwise, who would collect your rent?). People don't talk or think like you portray them. Also, your use of the present tense is inconsistent and sucks even when you get it right. Present tense is hard to write in for experienced writers, and you clearly need more practice.
CJL chapter 1 . 8/6/2012
My guess is that Voldemort really is dead, Harry Potter gets everyone around him killed, and becomes a dark lord.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/6/2012
One of the things I find remarkable about this fic is the way that the author takes jokes from "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" and twists them so that they're not what you expect. They're jokes upon jokes.

I hope that he does more with Snape then what I've seen so far, however.
Guest chapter 1 . 8/2/2012
This is one of the most amazing pieces of fiction I've had the pleasure of reading; finished it all in two sleepless nights, and I know I'll have to reread it to fully appreciate it, which is amazing. So rarely has learning been so fun! And we don't just learn about logic and rationality, but also morality, and even also the traditions and medium of storytelling itself (you switch styles sometimes, which is really interesting, because before this fic, I'd never have had the chance to properly appreciate how the medium affects the message, because here at least the content is held sort of constant). It's a real pleasure to have so much to analyse in a fic, while at the same time being wholly gripping and enjoyable! I really enjoy all your characters, how they're all extremely competent and compelling in their own varied ways, which is so rare in stories, really! I still don't know whose side I'm on, who I support most or like most, eighty over chapters in, and y'know, I'm not even sure if that's not the completely wrong question to be asking! Amazing! Off to read the Less Wrong forums (and definitely sharing the link to this fic), and thank you so, so much for writing this, I really can't begin to express how wonderful I think it is!
Livixx chapter 1 . 8/1/2012
OMG I LOVE THIS BOOK! GOT ME HOOKED STRAIGHT AWAY! IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OTHER HARRY POTTER FF'S THAT I HAVE READ AND I LOVE IT!
voodooqueen126 chapter 1 . 8/1/2012
I like how Petunia's ability to ask for help enabled her to gain a more high status and intelligent mate.
Which is of course pointless if she has not had any children of her own. (why put up with condescension if not for the reward of intelligent children?)
Alicia Spinnet chapter 1 . 7/30/2012
I want to yell "LETTER FOR HOGWARTS" at the top of my voice in my backyard just once to see what people would say. (Sometimes I like doing crazy things because it makes people uncomfortable).

Normally I wouldn't review, but since you asked... if I say absolutely nothing interesting at all you can only blame yourself for asking for it.

I really like the new Petunia because she seems more interesting and happier. I think the way Harry grew up is very interesting because it's so drastically different and will completely change the story.

I also like his initials and am excited to find out what he makes of magic when he finds it. In a way, I hope the other characters are about as different as Harry but still with the same qualities. Making Hermione from a noble house or making Neville like a second Cedric Diggory or making Ginny evil or Narcissa a mudblood. I also hope to see house elves in this story somewhere... I really like elves.
Panruru chapter 1 . 7/28/2012
I think I'm in love with you. I love fanfiction but I haven't been reading much HP stuff for the past few years, so I just learned of this story today. This introductory chapter gave me chills. Reading a really, really good story can be like a religious experience for me, and I can already tell this one is going to meet the bar.

I have a hard time relating to most protagonists because I don't think quite like most people. This kind of thinking, however, the scientific mindset, that makes perfect sense to me. I am so f'ing stoked to read this.
S'vata chapter 1 . 7/28/2012
Heard about this on TvTropes, and so far so good.
Poetheather1 chapter 1 . 7/28/2012
OMG... this is just so... wow... I just don't even...

When Mrs. Figg came out to talk to him I about died. Wow... just wow...

I am so looking forward to the rest of this story.
x-eleven chapter 1 . 7/27/2012
If I read a more horrible fanfic, I sure can't recall when and where. The most annoying character in all of Digimon was Izzy Izumi: that tiny-tot computer expert who could out-code even Linus Torvolds himself.

The worst character in _Star Trek_ was that "boy genius", Wesley Crusher. This "Harry Potter" out-izzies Izzy and out-weslies Wesley by *orders* of magnitude.

"Hold on, I'm doing a Fermi calculation."

"A what?" said Professor McGonagall, sounding somewhat alarmed.

"It's a mathematical thing. Named after Enrico Fermi. A way of getting rough numbers quickly in your head..."

Yeah, eleven y/o's always talk like that. The story might have worked had it been set about the time Harry was taking his OWLs. As a First Year, no... just no.

I get the distinct impression that the whole point isn't to present a different perspective of Ms. Rowling's characters, but so the author can show us how smart he fancies himself.
YellowFlowers1922 chapter 1 . 7/27/2012
I read this a while back and it disappeared from my favourites. Finally found it once again.
Assymetric chapter 1 . 7/27/2012
His mother looked down at him and smiled. "Thank you, Harry. But -" her head rose back up to stare at her husband. "I don't want to win an argument with your father. I want my husband to, to listen to his wife who loves him, and trust her just this once -"
Harry closed his eyes briefly. Hopeless. Both of his parents were just hopeless.

Further consideration led him to obtain a candle and drip wax onto the flap of the envelope, into which, using a penknife's tip, he impressed the initials H.J.P.E.V. If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style.

HA HA HA HA
I am absolutely loving it :D
Guest chapter 1 . 7/26/2012
Oh my word this is insanely amazing, itsonly been a chapter and I'm addicted
AnimationNut chapter 1 . 7/25/2012
Harry standing in the middle of the garden, shouting into the sky for an owl was a wonderful mental image xD
I'm going to try to review every chapter :)
I got a lot of reading to do :D
ArcticLizard89 chapter 1 . 7/24/2012
I'm rereading this for the first time, and falling in love with your Harry all over again. And I just noticed how very 10th Doctor Harry can be. Makes me smile.
WyrdSmith chapter 1 . 7/21/2012
Okay, I've read two sentences and am already a fan. As a fellow writer, may I just say your preminary AN is genius!
JoLuna chapter 1 . 7/18/2012
Well, this was interesting.
I'm so used to think of Petunia, Dudley and Vernon as a whole that when I started reading this I had a hard time imagining it.
I don't usually read fanfiction, at least not about Harry Potter, but someone told me this was good, so I decided to give it a try.
I think the concept is very good, it's original and I liked it. I love the way you write and I think it will be good for me to read this, maybe it'll help me improve my vocabulary.
I'll try not to forget to review each chapter.
Cacuu chapter 1 . 7/16/2012
At first I was quite surprised to see a story for Harry Potter with science on it, but the twist on the story making Petunia not marry Vernon would be good enough, having some Irony on it and a passive, non emotional narration makes it even more "scientific". I will most likely read through it, and as always, leave a review on each chapter.
I'd like to thank you for sharing your work and want you to keep it up, as the series seem to be awesome.

cheers, Cacuu
Satirica chapter 1 . 7/16/2012
I don't think I've ever come across a story so well thought out, or so well portrayed. For one, it's obvious this was written by someone of higher intelligence than me, someone with a more developed vocabulary, and someone who knows a lot more about science...but that's a good thing. I lose interest sometimes when I can understand too well, if that makes sense...but this is wonderful. A story with logic behind it. And as you said, in a parallel universe, and anything parallel or universe grabs my attention.
ButtercupSweetheart chapter 1 . 7/13/2012
WOW! This story is really good! I'm looking forward to reading your stories.
Meem chapter 1 . 7/12/2012
I'm loving this already.
Lolwut chapter 1 . 7/8/2012
My two friends told me about this, saying it was absolutely hilarious. They were right.
The Terrible Jester chapter 1 . 7/5/2012
AHHH THIS IS SO AWESOME
Market Rush chapter 1 . 7/4/2012
Great story! All the theories you bring up tickle my senses. I wonder, what does Harry think about the global climate? And if so, how would climate change affect the magical realm? Would that be, in effect, one of the reasons magic might be dying in their world?
Hawklan chapter 1 . 7/2/2012
hmmm quite the strange start so far, but I will at least check Ch 2 out to see if it can hold my interest.
Guest chapter 1 . 7/2/2012
I thoroughly enjoyed Chapter 1. Humorous.
DeletedAccount300 chapter 1 . 7/2/2012
I love this story. The way you have twisted the plot is very ingenious, although i must admit i have difficulty getting through the long chapters sometimes. It is very funny, especially the bit in chapter five when harry and draco are sycophantically praising eachother, fabulous!
Guest chapter 1 . 7/2/2012
Hi. I actually somehow feel a little intimidated, sending in a review for MoR, but it is definitely time I do so. I'm sure you get a hundred of these a day, so I'll try to be brief.
Firstly, I want to thank you so much for all the time and effort I know you must put into creating an epic like this. More than that, you are constantly revising the story in response to your readers and enhancing it in small but (what must be for you) incredibly tedious ways such as removing your Americanisms. You clearly devote a lot of yourself to MoR, and it shows.
Secondly, a SQUEEEEEE because of how much I love this. I won't dwell here because I'm sure you get enough people expounding its awesomeness in great detail, but I guess my favourite part would be how I learn so much while reading.
Next, any decent review should have some constructive criticism, so: please beware of writing, well, too intelligently for your readership. Of the friends that I have recommended this fic to, many of them tell me that they start skimming once Harry goes on a scientific/rationalist tangent of some kind or lost interest entirely. I'm sure you are already aware of this problem and do your best, but its the biggest criticism I can name.
Lastly, I wanted to let you know something that I hope will make you smile. I'm an English teacher in Japan and one of the summer camps I am participating in shortly required me to choose a name for my group of students. We will be known as the Sunshine Regiment. If the kids are up to it I will try to teach them their namesake's original battle song, but if not we will definitely at least be shouting "FOR SUNSHINE!" before we trounce the other teams in English activities. :D
Guest chapter 1 . 7/1/2012
"Magic is just about the most unscientific thing there is!"

Reading back, that seems like one helluva Checkovs Gun.
vesago chapter 1 . 6/30/2012
great story I've always heard great things about it and it's true
Guest chapter 1 . 6/30/2012
This is great! Everything is rational. It's beautiful. This is the way it should have happened. Everything in this, so far, is well thought out and well written. It's realistic enough to be believable. I sincerely hope you continue writing, because this is gold.
Guest chapter 1 . 6/29/2012
hey wich book is this ive only seen sorccerers stone and chamber of secrets the prisoner of azkaban goblet of fire order of phoenix the half blood prince and deathly hallows
inkbender chapter 1 . 6/29/2012
Harry's AU family is quite different yet just as dysfunctional... the child Harry is quite something else though. Very much NOT a Gryffindor. I'm surprised. Such an insanely logical narration from the mind of a ten-year old is not something you read every day and I constantly find myself reading this with a huge grain of salt. Nevertheless you manage to capture some of Harry's childhood within his speech. Bravo.
Guest chapter 1 . 6/28/2012
I LOVE IT
savethearth chapter 1 . 6/28/2012
nice
Squirrelloid chapter 1 . 6/26/2012
Letting you (Less Wrong) know that I've started a single-point-of-divergence fiction based on HPMoR, diverging mid chapter-82. And anyone else who might be interested in checking it out, of course.

Presenting: Hermione Granger and the Burden of Responsibility.

(Which I swear will end up following Hermione primarily, but I have crazy to deal with from the point of divergence).
Discordy chapter 1 . 6/25/2012
Here is my review for the story. I've read up to chapter 77.

#writing/65531

It is a bit lengthy, but has convinced many people to give HPaMoR a chance.
Mr. Joe Bangles chapter 1 . 6/23/2012
This will be my... well I'm not sure how many times I've read this from the beginning. Probably 4th or 5th since David Brin posted a link to it on facebook. 2nd read since the latest arc was posted. I've enjoyed it every time.

I'm not so sure I agree with all every hange you've made to the early chapters. I can see how some may not like musical numbers in literature, but it was a familiar enough song for me to be able to visualize it well enough so it wasn't so bad. I'm totally on board with the Britpicking; it just makes sense. If possible I would err on the side of 'mercan-Brit overlap, though, for more universal appeal. The one thing I wish you would have changed but didn't was the forced hilarity of Harry's parents running out of the room to laugh. It seems a bit over the top to me. (Maybe apply a bit of Britpicking to it; it seems, to this admitted american, more Japanese anime/manga behavior than British, and perhaps out of character for a British couple.)

One other thing: I've noticed the font for the fic on the HPMOR site is not as readable on my phone as on this site. Is this deliberate given research indicating hard-to-read fonts stimulate analytical thinking? Just curious.

Thanks for a great story. I'm looking forward to the next chapters. (And wondering if we'll see a bus-monitoresque collection of money by his supporters that will either pay off his debt and then some, or else give him enough seed money to do that muggle/wizard trading he had thought of early on. Or will the gold he buried in his back yard be enough to start with?)
PrennCooder chapter 1 . 6/22/2012
:D i love this
Kali Kalisto chapter 1 . 6/18/2012
This fic has such an amazingly bizarre summary that it made me want to read it so badly. The fact that with 85 chapters it's 500k plus words just added the frosting to the metaphorical cake.

Which is why I'm so not reading it until it is completed. Sorry.

People usually want to know why people favorited/alerted without leaving a review, so I thought it'd be nice to let you know. I'm feeling in the nice mood tonight, so I might as well do nice things before it wears out. It always do. Usually overnight.

So there it goes. Joy to you. May the muses never stop poking inspiration into your brain.
Jaol chapter 1 . 6/17/2012
So interesting! I can't wait to read on!
I liked you chapter 1 . 6/15/2012
The fic is dead. You're too concerned with changing the world with your small network of some hundred odd people willing to help you that you've forgotten why most of us are here. I'm sorry, you can't have both. There was an author named Seel'Vor on this website. You're doing what he did. Slipping schedule wise. Trying to involve yourself in the real world. It's sad.
Azjerban chapter 1 . 6/12/2012
The entire thing. Awesome.

As a result of your fanfiction, I have become more rational.

As a result of your fanfiction, I have started a fanfic of my own.

Thank you. This is a glorious thing.
Kendra chapter 1 . 6/6/2012
My first reading of this fic consisted of many hours, in imprudently long chunks, staring at a computer screen with a slightly insane grin of glee at what I was absorbing. Intellectually I understand what aspects DLP and assorted other detractors don't like, but personally I struggle to form a response beyond hyperventilating from the awesomeness.

Toward that end, I think I'll try to run through the story and pick out everything I can honestly criticize, as a test of my own objectivity powers if nothing else. Here goes.

Your writing here is bland, and I don't recall it significantly improving. Some stories I keep reading despite poor plotting because the writing is so vibrant, and this is distinctly the inverse. There's plenty of plot and neat stuff, but the prose carrying it is occasionally uninspiring.

Michael and Petunia come off as a liiitle stock-character-y here.

I keep wanting to say that Harry is clumsily written and real kids don't act like that and so on, but that's so eerily like young-me's thought processes that I can't. I didn't cite Feynman at ten, but really, that's me there.
Taylor E chapter 1 . 6/6/2012
I loved this! My sister sent me a link to this because we are both passionate Harry Potter fans. The parallel universe twist is brilliant. 80% of the story remains the same, but that 20% that you've changed is so interesting. And I did not fail to be amused at the bits of comedy here and there such as "Letter to Hogwarts!" :) Keep it up.
benthor chapter 1 . 6/3/2012
This is the very chapter that got me hooked to HPMOR and later brought me to . I'm rereading it for the fifth time or so, but I've finally signed up to ffnet to leave some reviews, given that there is currently an editing process going on anyway.

Even given that I've read the entire fic up to chapter 85, I still don't understand the "[...]blood spills out in liters, and someone screams a word."-preamble thingy. It just doesn't match up with the rest of the fic (yet), neither in style nor in content. Maybe the author is still going somewhere with this but 85 chapters is a hell of a wait until resolution. Or I didn't get it.

My favourite line from this chapter is probably this one, quoting: "Now his parents were getting into one of those arguments again, one where his mother tried to make his father feel guilty, and his father tried to make his mother feel stupid." A classic clash of personal value systems where each participant fails to adjust to or even acknowledge the priorities of the other. All condensed into one sentence. Would buy again!
rose luvz Dimitri chapter 1 . 5/30/2012
this is very good. i enjoyed it very much. it made me smile. definately 5*. i don't think there is any need for improvement.
Stormygio chapter 1 . 5/29/2012
One review per chapter, as requested!

I found this on one of my favorite author's 'favorite stories' list. When the I saw the number of reviews, I was like Harry at the end of this chapter. And the summary was really awesome as well.

Mrs. Figgs is offically amazing. XD
Lily Hayes chapter 1 . 5/23/2012
This is incredible! After searching for so long for something Harry Potter-ish to read, I believe I have finally found what I am looking for. I love the twist on the original story!
kaek chapter 1 . 5/23/2012
kldsfkkhhkjfg s ga jksd bsdbfs dfb jkasdbfjkagb g ags gs gsa.

Or in english as they say, what the fuck is this shit.
Goodonya chapter 1 . 5/20/2012
Very nice fic, this is more enjoyable then the real deal, even if you do progress at a snails pace and Harry seems to act pretty precocious, even for a child genius in regards to his ability to reason.
Methods of the Funk chapter 1 . 5/19/2012
I absolutely adore this series. I am on my third read-through of this fic.(Yeah, I found this THAT amazing) The science is spot on and now I keep noticing little quirks in the people around me that I did not notice before reading this fic. This is one of the most important stories I have ever read, as the information contained within and linked to has changes my outlook on life. I am currently trying to read through the mentioned books and the Less Wrong sequences. Completely amazing, Definitely recommend to everyone who can read, or hear the audiobook, or somehow absorb the information both on and between the lines.

THE BEST FANFIC I HAVE EVER READ. (sorry for screaming in your eyes, its just that awesome) As I have seen written elsewhere, "J.K. Rowling's greatest contribution to literature is creating the base for this series." I am now spoiled because nothing else is just so deliciously insane, but completely Rational,

(surreal?) at the same time.

Here's a box quote for you:

"One of the greatest things to have ever graced my eyes, and run screaming, naked, and covered in jello through my mind" -Methods of the Funk

...Wait that was wierd...let me try that again...

Here's a box quote for you:

"There is no way for me to hold this in higher esteem than I already do, So I must break the confines of my rating system. score: limit of (1/x)as x approaches zero, out of ten, a.k.a. infinity out of ten" -Methods of the Funk

P.S. How do you think so Surreally? I want to spread your chaos but do not know where to begin, none of my ideas are surreal enough. Maybe after I finish my reading of the supplemental materials they may be up to snuff, but I doubt it. Please give us a thought flow chart or something. :)

Thank you for making this exist.

-Methods of the Funk
PajaroGris chapter 1 . 5/13/2012
' I will use the scientific method even if it makes me feel stupid.'

I love the line! Great attitude.
Elric Ward chapter 1 . 5/13/2012
Seen this recced everywhere and thought I would give it a try. You seem reasonable in the AN so I'll try to review my thoughts and/or opinions here and there. I enjoyed ch.1 well enough. I was confused about the hypenations on his surname - but that may be personal prefference on my behalf as I feel the amount of hyphens is ridiculous after one. The second thing I noticed was no Dursley. I have to admit I was dissapointed as I would have liked to see how he developed under different parents.

The rest I enjoyed, onto the 2nd chapter!
Sabriel666 chapter 1 . 5/10/2012
Mental chills this chapter, it just keeps getting better.
Leaykeropot chapter 1 . 5/7/2012
Whoo! Finally, a lovely fanfiction full of promise, and most importantly of all, LOGIC.
Thank-you chapter 1 . 5/4/2012
I just wanted to thank-you, this story has given me the encouragement to study and research science, I am so appreciative if this. I cannot thank you enough.
Vijay Parthsarathy chapter 1 . 5/2/2012
I know this fanfiction is to be read right after I saw the chapter titles.. Particularly 'Bayes's' Theorem'
fermontie chapter 1 . 4/29/2012
Holy Merlin! That question has already been answered. I apologize! After all that's happened, I forgot Albus' confession. Sorry!
mudkiprox chapter 1 . 4/25/2012
Hmmm I'm not sure about this. What Makes me unsure about continuing is that he calls petunia and her husband mum and dad. Even if he was raised the way they would raise their own son he would most likely call them aunt and uncle. Also, as petunia had a good relationship with lily she would be even more likely to want to have respect for Lilly's role as his mother rather than her. I don't know if this becomes a plot point later in the story but it doesn't really fit for me.
TamH70 chapter 1 . 4/25/2012
The best "Flat What" in literature that I have read so far. Which comes after a whole lot of stuff that in my view beats canon. I have read all the Harry Potter books by Rowling, including Deathly Hallows so can back that up if pushed.

I love the way Harry handles his parents arguing with each other over the validity of magic (on that issue, I would have loved the canon books more if Rowling hadn't inflicted on Harry and hence her readers the Dursleys. There are literally hundreds of books about abused children and how badly that abuse screws them up - we as readers didn't need another one. Particularly since if Harry had really been treated that badly he wouldn't have either lived to the age of eleven or if he had, he wouldn't have been able to speak at all. )

I love the way Harry solves his dilemma. Yeah, why not just write the letter? If it works, the parents that I love will at least have to stop that particular argument, if it doesn't I haven't lost much. Because you cannot lost that which you never had.

But all that pales into insignificance to this - finally, we have a Harry that can think. Instead of the canon one who just runs headlong into peril without engaging one bit of his critical faculties.
cherapin chapter 1 . 4/22/2012
First, I confess to having intentionally read the first six chapters before reading several reviews, deciding to sign up and begin writing reviews. Secondly, and quite unintentionally, I was reading this on my eldest son's recommendation when he called. When he mentioned this site, I told him I was reading it, which he ignored. I assume he thought this fact unimportant; however, such coincidences are as close to magic as the muggle ever gets so I mention it here.

With apologies to Ms. Rowling, I consider her prose unreadable, which may be because I was already in my fifties when I tried to read The Sorcerer's Stone. This fan-fic, on the other hand, is eminently readable, understandable and intriguing. What a great way to get people to consider science, skepticism and writing other than popular fiction.
Anon chapter 1 . 4/17/2012
I hope you dont consider this to be a real update. It was short and pushed your ideals unto us as readers..

We do not appreciate propaganda. Or persuasive language.I like forming my own views thank you very much, I mean I do realize that most books have themes and opinions they attempt to convey but I can only voice my displeasure with rhetoric with you are writing as you go along.

Really curious as to where youre taking this story, which you dont seem to know yourself as you keep giving us chapters of Harry being introspective and annoying. Yes, I do find your Harry very annoying as a person simply because he is completely out of touch with reality. I miss the Harry who told Lucius that he wants to be in Slytherin, and who magically got Draco to tell the prof. that he wants to be in Gryffindor.

Many readers cant identify in any way whatsoever with Harry - not even as human beings, which emphasize your lack of dimension in your characters. There is no substance to them.
Hikari chapter 1 . 4/17/2012
Everyone is saying something or other, but here's a thought *what if no one in the prophecy was even born yet?* Or that prophecies can be fulfilled multiple times? If they're rifts in time, then who says a prophecy has to be given before it happens? I'm all for the possibility that one Chaotic (either the result of one of Harry's "anti conformity lessons" gone wrong, or G. Chaos himself)is the dark lord mentioned, and the child isn't born yet.
Syladin Shadesmar chapter 1 . 4/13/2012
Wow. I had no idea that such a... Just... So... HUGE...

Let me start over.

My friend recommended that I (actually, threatened to hurt me if I didn't) read this story and I have to say that I am very, very surprised to fInd that such a HUGE story even exists on fanfiction. This fic might as well replace the original series.

I don't usually like parallel worlds, but this is a definite exceptIon.

By the way, I loved the letter Harry wrote. It's great that he actually gets a family better than the Dursleys.
Starr Extraordinaire chapter 1 . 4/13/2012
Awesome! Only 83 more chapters to go!
GSYH chapter 1 . 4/13/2012
Remember when the atom was the smallest thing, and then we made something smaller by splitting it? Or the 'magic' of making salt from two very different things, sodium and chloride, because salt is composed of the things that sodium and chloride is?

I don't know how magic is possible, and I won't try to find ways to see how it could be possible when I've never seen any instance of it, but if I do see something, I won't find it /impossible/.
Draquia chapter 1 . 4/11/2012
Hi, so you sai you enjoy reviews. I do too, so I'll jump on that boat. I was recommended this fic as an excellent parallel universe fic.

So far, I'm deeply impressed with the writing style, it's been edited really well and there's nothing that trips my 'it's just a story' wires.

The premise is fascinating, and I suspect will make for some excellent world-building.

However, it's quite Out Of Character so far. Petunia is a very different person, in her entire attitude towards Harry, her sister, even her own life goals. As much as an onlooker might say it's cool that she married a professor, it's also quite disheartening that her husband gives her absolutely no credit. Vernon was an idiot and a bigot, but at least he respected Petunia and made her happy. Petunia's few charms as a person are totally lost on this guy.

As for Harry, he doesn't feel at all familiar yet. I know a lot of the nature vs nurture argument, and I'm willing to buy a 'much smarter and fascinated with science' Harry, especially if he wants to impress his adopted father with it, but his lack of emotional reaction to his Hogwarts letter, his unfailingly rational mind and his extensive vocabulary all ring false for Harry. That letter was so well-worded that it smells of uni student. A ten year old child, even one who has been educated as expensively as possible could not have written that letter without help.

At this point however, my interest in your plot eclipses my disgruntlement with the characterisation, and I'm keen to see where it goes from here.
pink chayito chapter 1 . 4/10/2012
me encanta tu fanfic, es por mucho el universo hp mas oscuro que halla leído, no dejo de imaginarme a harry potter como un mini Dr House.

Han habido veces en las que estoy leyendo que tengo que re-leer los párrafos por que los conceptos que son desconocidos para mi. Después de haber leído hasta el último capítulo publicado llegue a la conclusión de es parte del plan del autor que los lectores se pregunten ciertas cosas que nunca antes se habían preguntado usando como vehículo personajes que no siempre hacen las preguntas correctas.

Muchas gracias por crear este mini-universo-paralelo, lo disfruto mucho.
The Hobbit's Rhapsody chapter 1 . 4/9/2012
I have no idea what I can possibly add to the seventeen-thousand-plus reviews already here, but I must tell you that this is absolutely brilliant. Something along the lines of a work of art the like of which I have not previously encountered. I am currently on chapter 17, and must regretfully take a night's hiatus for homework and cocoa and sleep.

Also, I love your tweaks on quotes at the beginning of most chapters. And your D&D references. And I positively adore your genre-savvy (and sometimes hilariously would-be-genre-savvy) characters.

Bravo, in every respect, and I can't wait to continue.
Hidden Lines chapter 1 . 4/7/2012
As a sciencey-nerdish-Spock wannabe, I heavily approve of this. Always felt that SOMEONE had to take a more logical look at the Harry Potter world. You would think that Hermione would have, considering she's a bit more logical than your average wizard. She even displays her power of logic in the first book when they had to get past Snape's poison challenge.

The last bit made me lol. Literally. I laughed out loud and my brother looked at me all weird. Flat "what" is hilarious.
Pace Fan chapter 1 . 4/7/2012
I just encountered this story and wanted to let you know I find it very intriguing. I like the alternate reality you have set up here. I'm looking forward to catching up on the rest of it.
synodontispetricola chapter 1 . 4/5/2012
i just started reading this and it is amazingly well written. not to mention hilarious. i cant wait to see where harry goes.
Thomas chapter 1 . 4/4/2012
To below, the chapter is in the author's notes over at .

As for the review, the arc is having me at the edge of my seat, but Ch83's was a rather expected outcome; and though it mildly amused me at one point, overall I think such small chapters are better joined with a bigger one if possible. Unless they actually turn your world upside down, that is; but the current outcome was simply too much the only option Lucius had for us to not have it seen coming from a mile away.

The entire arc is TOP EFFING NOTCH though :-P
Mr H. Potter chapter 1 . 4/4/2012
"His mother looked down at him and smiled. "Thank you, Harry. But -" her head rose back up to stare at her husband. "I don't want to win an argument with your father. I want my husband to, to listen to his wife who loves him, and trust her just this once -"

Harry closed his eyes briefly. Hopeless. Both of his parents were just hopeless."

LOL

I love the end on a flat "what"
Guest chapter 1 . 4/3/2012
"His father was sitting in the living-room and reading a book of higher math to show how smart he was; and his mother was in the kitchen preparing one of his father's favorite dishes to show how loving she was."

I love this. I will be reading this. Because that sentence demonstrates hilarity and solid principles of both basic and advanced grammar.

I just, I think I love you.
Advve chapter 1 . 4/2/2012
Excellent chapter!

"There are a certain few of the Wizengamot who have read through half-disintegrated scrolls and listened to tales of things that happened to someone's brother's cousin, not for entertainment, but as part of a quest for power and truth."

So it might be worth asking who are these people? Who are these few individuals who are adding up the clues and keeping a closer eye on the Boy-Who-Lived?

We already know Lucius has his own theory. I'm almost sure he believes Harry is secretly possessed by a magically weakened Voldemort. Which is why he's totally confused now. But in any case, Lucius is a man of ambition who seeks power if not always truth, and is certainly a "PC" here.

Amelia Bones is probably also one of the people who might be adding clues by this point. We know Dumbledore trusted her with the knowledge that Voldemort's soul is extant and described her as one of the few who could truly "understand" the implications of Voldemort's return.

Who else? Augusta Longbottom? She's a strong ethical person and a Dumbledore supporter and seems to be quite a Gryffindor personality. She ironically seems to be a big fan of Quirrell, although to be fair to her she only gets to see the cold battle magic teaching genius...unlike us readers she hasn't seen his more evil side, she didn't watch him murder Rita Skitter, she doesn't know he set this whole demented Hermione thing up in the first place, she doesn't know he's really Lord Voldemort.

I think we can safely say Umbridge, Fudge, and Jugson are not.

So I'm curious how Quirrell will feel about how this has gone off. He couldn't have possibly plotted and played everyone so well that this would have been his exact desired outcome, but will it satisfy his goals?
phantomsonic chapter 1 . 4/1/2012
People talk about love at first sight all the time, but not many people know of love at first chapter. I have read very few story's that had such fluency as this does, story's that seem to flow in such a way that they almost seem to have been written by the original author. I am happy to say that this is the newest to be added to that short list of story's that I truly love, not just add to my favorites because I read the story.
bosk chapter 1 . 4/1/2012
In a word, awesome. :-)
Rusty Shackelford chapter 1 . 3/31/2012
Awesome stuff. I am thinking of giving this chapter to my students (I am a science teacher) if that doesn't violate anything of the author's wishes. Fantastic mix of whimsy and reason. And the characters have the same soul in a different context. Brilliant.
Mr. Mr. MR. MISTer chapter 1 . 3/29/2012
I have to agree with a previous poster... Harry was a little brash in announcing and demonstrating that he's had interactions with demontors post petronus day. Not very wise.
Hello chapter 1 . 3/29/2012
I've decided that I wanted to start back at the beginning and read your story again. I'll try to submit reviews on the chapters as I go but if nothing sticks out then I won't.

I think you did a really good job introducing the family dynamics with this chapter. We certainly got a good read on Harry.

My favorite part is: "If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style." because I think it really sums up your story (and your Harry )very well.
Alex Altair chapter 1 . 3/28/2012
This is literally the best story I have ever heard of.
don't meet your heroes chapter 1 . 3/28/2012
I absolutely loved the first chapter, and will continue!
Qat chapter 1 . 3/28/2012
Apparently, the present tense to past tense switch from the first to second paragraph is a grammatical error. I don't actually know grammar well enough to have spotted this, but a friend says so.

I said I'd point it out, anyways.
HeartsGlow chapter 1 . 3/26/2012
The end of this chapter was too funny!
Grant chapter 1 . 3/26/2012
To whom it may concern, this is not a review:

Well, that be quite decent for a Chaptar 1 - particularly, I enjoyed the effort to leave the reader with but one hand attached to the plank, another just grasping thereat, 't'was... above par - but, I don't imagine my feedback at this point is of particular use, especially on this primer chapter written n'ar two years past. [nb. I am not a pirate. But, I felt like being a bit random; chaotic even, some might say, though I play little D&D so I mightn't. And, in retrospect, it was somewhat half-assed, for which I appologize - I am clearly no writer and this is simply self-aware stream-of-thought.]

Segue, I request that you friend me on Facebook (I may be found by searching "Grant Robert Smith" without quotes), or should you be a rare sol with no Facebook account, please email me at .

Have an enjoyable and engaging epoch,

-Grant

I hope for the best, plan for the worst, and expect nothing and everything simultaneously.
Destined Jonas chapter 1 . 3/26/2012
Wow, just wow. This is amazing, it's teaching me so much. I'm learning about rational thinking from fanfiction, who would've thought?

Slowly re-combing through each chapter to get at the theory,

~Destined

My best guess for Chapter 80, would be for Draco to speak up, honestly. Dumbledore refuses to do anything, Lucius would only listen to his son, nothing Harry could do would bode well, Hermione is defenceless. Seeing as Draco is the victim/persecutor (through Lucius, anyway), all he has to do is say the word and Hermione would be good to go. And if Harry loses his temper before that happens, therefore now has to take people-skills lessons from Draco, all the better.

…Although I'm pretty sure whatever you came up with will make much more sense than that, haha. Looking forward to your update!
Eranak chapter 1 . 3/23/2012
On the owing a blood debt thing, nope. Harry Potter is not a noble house, and as such no noble house will be obligated to owe him a blood debt.

Things I got so far:

Sneaking: Waaaay to late.

Fighting: Hah, impossible.

Running away: Getting Hermoione out of Azkaban will not succeed. He doesn't have an adult archwizard for help, and after the last breakout they must have upped the security something horrible. Getting her free in transit, before she arrive, might be possible, but then she'd be on the run from all of magical britain.

Talking: This is really where it's at. Some ideas...

Manipulate Draco to challenge him to a duel somehow. Is Draco even in the room?

Manipulate Lucius to challenge him to a duel. (How? Lucius have no need to fight what everyone dismisses as a kid, no matter what temper tantrums he throw)

Lucius loves his son. Use that to force Lucius to challenge him. Threaten or insult Draco infront of Lucius.

Exceedingly Risky. Liable to backfire. Should only be attempted if you have a really clear view of what buttons to push and how.

Also, what do we really know about the Wizengamot?

If you manage to get a duel, it will only be the simple matter of winning it. Yay. Best cause you'll have a bit more time to prepare for it.

Aargh.

Is there anything else we know about Lucius Malfoy, the laws of britain, the wizengamot.
blagyz chapter 1 . 3/22/2012
Terrible, terrible cliffy... otherwise a great start of the taboo tradeoffs, anyway I thought the solution to the problem would come from the "Merlin created" chamber that cant be altered, supposedly. Cheers!
tuulahti chapter 1 . 3/21/2012
Pumpkin I'd guess potions can be finite'd. They are a form of magic after all. Only they'd require vastly greater potency to do so. With you on summoning. Not sure about vanishing. If anything physical could be vanished it'd be a curse akin to AK in power and darkness.

notrealname Muggles are not recognized as people in this AU. Whatever is true in canon is not necessarily so here. Additionally I'm sure Evanses could visit the bank with Harry but the same is true of Hedwick.
Trinetra chapter 1 . 3/20/2012
First review after many times I passed.

Thank you a lot for this fic: I really appreciate the all of it from the 'magical-science' to the really twisted plots. I'm spreading the novel as much as I can with friend and colleagues.

Do not bother too much about the chapters you don't ike too much: just use number of review/number of readings as a meter for how much most readers appreciate them.

Also I really enjoy the fact that I'm not that sure that thing will solve themselves for the better as happens in almost all stories (the hero always wins): your world is much nearer to a real one and so is not fair. It would be like canon stopping with the death of Harry ;)

About last couple of chapter I think that Hermione action in the morning are not that OOC: imagine to wake up half remembering to have done something so dreadfull that you hope was just a nightmare (somethink that Hermione could have suffered quite of in recent days) and, still incredibly tired by the lack of sleep, you go on auto-pilot to breakfast trying to recollect your memories.

Magical science thought:

- As for the fact that nobody has yet stumbled by miss-chance on a nuclear equivalent potion probably is due to the fact that creating a potion works in similar fashion as the charms: the maker needs to have an idea of the pourpose of the potion itself and/or of the underlying energies he wants to exploit.

- The idea of stopping others' time-turners going back in time to shout "The Sun didn't explode in the next 6 hours' should really work. But then on the other hand we know that someone giving the same message to a third party will allow still a choice, even after knowing that someone has come back from the future.

This implies that the 6 hour limit for information backward is not about physical information (sound waves of the present are influenced by the future person coming back and still the person can go further backward after earing them), but has to do with information that is intellegible by a human (only?) brain, probably established in the Atlanteian times. I guess the limitation was set in order to avoid race backwards to infinitum like with the case of the criminal and the auror both with time turners.

This would possible also explain why the "Do not mess with time" result of the earlier experiment: the result was inferred by the univers from future informations even way further the following 6 hours: try to imagin what Harry woudl have started to try if this very first experiment would have give a positive result!
tricorvus chapter 1 . 3/17/2012
Oh my Merlin, I REALLY like this! It's a fresh and original take on the story, and you KNOW there aren't many of THOSE lying around. :D Bravo! And I see that I have a lot to look forward to... oh GOODY! :D
fooloftime chapter 1 . 3/17/2012
I don't get why people have a problem understanding Draco's dilemma. He just got defeated by a mudblood in front of his father. Apart from the immanse loss of face (despite the close call in the duel) His choices essentially are:

1) Don't exact vengeance on her, tipping everyone that's the least bit cunning off that he doesn't actually have any plot against her, which at worst will get him exiled from his House and abandoned by his father, and which stands a real chance of getting him murdered by some nutty death eater sympatiser.

2) Exact vengeance on her, which will verify everything she thinks of him and make her completely right.

In addition, apart from utter humiliation, shame, the possibility to get estranged from his father, and the possibility he will lose his place in life, which is at the core of his identity, there is the fact that the first person he really vent out on a limb to save just spit it back into his face.

And of course it's not Hermione's fault either really. Even without mind powers, falling prey to rumours and getting paranoid is pretty understandable. She got really angry and lashed out at just the wrong moment in the exactly wrong place.

So he's really upset, shocked up and currently not very rational. This is the state of mind in which tragedy's happen.

As for Hermione being really chipper in the morning, she believed she just murdered someone. Of course she's not going to act normal! I read it as nothing but gallows humor. "Oh. I killed Draco. Isn't that... great. I... better go eat breakfast. Yeah. What a nice morning. So. Pleasant."

Again I could see this entire thing happen without mind powers, save for hermione actually murdering someone, even in a rage. Which is of course brilliant. Or more like the first thing you should consider if you want to frame someone using mind powers. Anyone not really knowing her character that well would be fooled.
Jos Visser chapter 1 . 3/17/2012
Yesterday afternoon I was bumbling about in the office and I ran into E, one of the smartest human beings I know, my former manager and the best manager I ever worked with for that. E has one of these minds that make everyone else look like a muppet but fortunately fate saw to it that he was also endowed with enough emotional intelligence to not actually tear everyone he ever talks to a new one, if you catch my drift. Anyway, E looked at me with a twinkle in his eyes and told me: "I got something for you that I think you are really going to like..." Being a person of eclectic tastes I get this a lot, but when E says it I pay more attention than usual. He went on to describe HPMOR. Long story short: I just finished chapter 1 and it is obvious to me now that the sole purpose of HP was to be the cause for HPMOR. HP is still lovely and deserves to be read, but HPMOR is simply *awesome* and should become compulsory reading at every "philosophy of science" course in the galaxy. Combining the best of "The World of Sophie" with HP and Gödel/Escher/Bach this book is our last, best, hope for a new age of reason for mankind.
Pave chapter 1 . 3/16/2012
In spite of the author's modesty in the preface, I think the fic gets up to speed very quickly. This Harry is more impossible than the canonical Harry, but he is also perfect, in that any change would diminish him and his story. The first time I read the fic, I was in too much of a hurry to get on with it to stop and comment. Since then I've reread various parts and listened to the audio podcast several times, and my enjoyment and appreciation is barely reduced by having given myself spoilers.
Obselescence chapter 1 . 3/12/2012
So, uh, just started reading this thing on the insistence of a couple friends.

Recently started a Liveblog on Tumblr that sums up most of my commentary on the story as I read it, which could hopefully be taken as a review in lieu of one here:



Hoping this turns out to be as great as I've heard it is.
jdbossfic chapter 1 . 3/12/2012
best storys ever
SqrlLrd chapter 1 . 3/11/2012
Like the start. love the last line.
Pyroaerie chapter 1 . 3/11/2012
Ahaha...since the story hasn't been updated since last september, I have no idea what I'm reading...only that it's amazing~

I think I'll re-read the entire thing o-O
MadTeaLady chapter 1 . 3/11/2012
Wow! 15,000 reviews? Holy $h!t! That's awesome! Way to go! :) I will definitely be reading this story
six months chapter 1 . 3/6/2012
It has been six months since a chapter has been uploaded.

Remember how much praise each chapter usually receives? How much additional praise, on the margin, do you expect an additional day of editing to gain for you? Is that worth more than the loss of plot coherence for your readers? Are the benefits of rationing chapters exceeding their costs?
Arliden chapter 1 . 3/5/2012
IT'S SNAPE! IT'S TOTALLY SNAPE!

This is my third read through and I finished chapter seventy two for the third time before I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT!

My gosh. I tip my hat to you mr Yudkowsky.

I get more out of this every time I read it.
To die upon a kiss chapter 1 . 3/3/2012
Oh dear god! I am in ecstasy! Where has this been all these years...
Intelligensia chapter 1 . 3/1/2012
Good story
Maran Zelde chapter 1 . 3/1/2012
I was directed to this story through a fanfiction article on sparknotes. I'm enjoying it so far. So, in this universe, Petunia doesn't hate Lily or Harry because Lily did one nice thing for Petunia. I wonder if you're of the opinion that Lily wasn't the saint everyone in-universe portrays her to be. I'm sure she was flawed - possibly a little flaky. Unfortunately she was murdered before she had time to mature. It's hard to say for sure what she was like since we've seen so few direct scenes of her in canon.

Anyway, I'm glad Harry had such excellent tutelage in this fanfic. Obviously they've improved not just his reasoning abilities, but also his writing and vocabulary. He might even get along better with Hermione now.

Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres is almost as bad a Dudley Dursley. Just let the kid be Harry Potter!
BrazenWord chapter 1 . 3/1/2012
I've read your work twice. The quality is remarkable, and I can hardly wait for the next instalment! Thank you so much for taking your time to write this fic - it is deeply appreciated.
excelsia chapter 1 . 3/1/2012
amazing number of reviews! well i'm only starting reading it now.. will posta review soon :)
TheallknowingandUnseen chapter 1 . 2/28/2012
I've already read this fic and reread parts of it. I just wanted to say thank you for the update! :)

Also, you wrote this whole thing within two years? That's amazing! From what I've read, I hear its longer than the first three Harry Potter books combined and just how long did Rowling wait before she released one after the other?

So what I'm trying to say is, you rock, thanks for writing and updating as much as you have and don't sweat it. You've got a life beyond this fanfiction. Good luck with moving!
Anonymous chapter 1 . 2/28/2012
Honestly, I understood why you might not want to post ch78 until you had written ch 79, but this is getting ridiculous. Please just upload 78. waiting until you've finished ch. 83 seems a bit excessive...

And you can make additional changes after you've uploaded them...
Jason chapter 1 . 2/24/2012
I have never in my life read a philosophical, psychological, and scientific novel. It has truly been a unique experience for me. All I can say is I eagerly await the next chapter.
Martin M chapter 1 . 2/23/2012
Great, Great, wonderful!
Ser Dinadan chapter 1 . 2/21/2012
Excellent introductory chapter, already had me laughing.
Bryan Jacobson chapter 1 . 2/20/2012
OMG Love IT!
anonymous chapter 1 . 2/19/2012
that was cool. _
Robbie the Phoenix chapter 1 . 2/18/2012
So, I don't know how right this is, being that I've only read the first chapter, but something stood out to me that I wanted to mention.

Petunia and Michael's marriage seems to be a bit... strained. I find that interesting, because even though Petaunia and Vernon were awful people together, to me it seemed like they were at least happily married.

I also find this new take on Harry Potter in general to be very interesting. And the addition of Mrs. Figg at the end was a nice touch.

I'm already enjoying myself, so if the story hits it's stride at chapter five, then here's hoping I have quite a good read ahead of me.
Not my real name chapter 1 . 2/17/2012
"And I thought to myself, what kind of parent names their child Dudley Dursley?"

A/: Well, you did...

Just wondering, what was going on in JkR mind when she thought that one...
Not my real name chapter 1 . 2/17/2012
"Beneath the moonlight glints a tiny fragment of silver, a fraction of a line...

(black robes, falling)

...blood spills out in liters, and someone screams a word."

Soooo... is this going to be like those fics of time travel after Harry is killed? Sound like that...
The Blind One chapter 1 . 2/15/2012
About a week ago, I read this entire story and all its TVTropes pages in about three days total. Having let the massed insanity percolate through my brain sufficiently, I shall now go through the story again with new eyes for its depth, and most importantly, I shall review.

Okay, starting with the author's note. "There exists a primary point of departure," you say. Having now seen the weirdness that surrounds the backstory of this fic, I am intensely interested in what that point may be.

Your opening... thing now strikes me as very odd, since I don't recall any similar abstract leading segments like it anywhere else. Further, it makes less and less sense the more I examine it. Knowing you, the liters of blood is not poetic license, and the screamed word is something totally off-the-wall.

I love the imagery with the books. The propped-up paperbacks are a neat touch, and the whole thing is an effective "whoa, that's different" opener.

"What kind of parent names their child Dudley Dursley?" That always struck me as the kind of alliterative oddity that would fit better in the wizarding world.

As far as I can recall, the Mocking Capitals never reappeared. They should, they're unduly hilarious.

"If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style." I nearly did a spit-take on seeing that. Harry, you have no idea how spot-on that bit of internal monology is. Seriously, that rivals the current TVTropes page quote for aptness.

Mrs. Figg is made of win.

Onward to the next chapter!
Yuu chapter 1 . 2/15/2012
I have read four chapters of your work, and I can say that it is very good so far. When I read Rowling books, I thought very often, that there were some illogical development of the plot, or in-consequent character behaviour. You book is much more logical and answers to interesting question.

Rowling has a lot of mismatches in the story, especially between older and newer book about HP. I have even seen some conspiracy theory regarding this fact, named "The Big Game of Professor Dumbledore". In this theory all mismatches was explained as very clever planning by Dumbledore with the idea of social conditioning of Harry. But, despite all fancy, it is just another conspiracy theory, dreamt the whole thing up. Yours is not.

Thank you for the reading,
Nintenfan81 chapter 1 . 2/13/2012
This, good sir, is absolutely amazing! I'm a big fan of the Harry Potter series, and when I finished Deathly Hollows I never expected to find something in that universe again. But here it is, marvelously written and incredible exciting! You have a very similar writing style as my good friend and fellow writer EroGG, that is to say humorous and intelligent. Now both he and I are completely enthralled, and I haven't even started the second chapter!
Sebastien chapter 1 . 2/13/2012
I started reading this for the first time about a year ago, so I think it's high time I reviewed. I can honestly say that it is my favorite story. Reading Harry and Draco's first encounter for the first time made me laugh harder than I had laughed in years. Your characters are really in depth, believable, and I can actually relate to the main character almost completely, which is new in my case. Harry is the first character I have ever found who thinks almost exactly like me, and though some people would argue that he's unrealistically smart for his age, I think that given better conditions in my youth, I would have been like him at his age, if not earlier (and I'm not saying this just because I think I'm smart, my memories actually point in this direction, and in an earlier version of this review I explained it in detail but it got too long and annoyingly self-centered).

Also, don't worry about the people complaining that you're holding back chapters, they're just really anxious for more and I understand that perfectly (it's been five months and I'm still checking for updates, which is saying something). I, for one, am glad that you're keeping us updated on your progress.
MSC2 chapter 1 . 2/12/2012
wainting for the next chaper
shambosan chapter 1 . 2/11/2012
Thank you for the progress updates! Pinging us every week or two really helps calm down the waiting and it looks to be easily sustainable.

Quick request - when you have the time, could you put the author's notes for all the old chapters up on HPMOR dot com?
Ithilwen Faelivrin chapter 1 . 2/8/2012
May I say that this is pure genius?
Kiwikarma chapter 1 . 2/8/2012
This is my favorite Harry Potter fanfiction, and one of my favorite fanfics ever! I appreciate all of the knowledge and effort you put into this. I love this, and please continue it soon.
Ansa88 chapter 1 . 2/7/2012
a whoa whoa whoa...O.o

YES. NO UNCLE VERNON. YES!

this is proving to be very intriguing...definitely going to be looking forward to more chaps.
JP chapter 1 . 2/6/2012
Considering that I check back daily in the hopes that another chapter set will appear, I think it's about time that I write a review. This one will be short, as I, like most of us, have the onerous burden of work to tend to.

You have taken characters and a world that were someone else's, and though the world can never be considered your domain, they who people that world, incarnations of names which we are more likely to associate with Rowling, have here been rendered somewhere in between owners. They may not be your idea to begin with, but the versions you have crafted are vivid and living with little reference to their alternates needed. The most obvious characters who have assumed an entirely new identity are Harry, of course, as well as the newly-three-dimensional Malfoy and the devious yet delightful Quirrel. They live here in ways which would be impossible within the framework of the original (and sometimes, inferior) version told by Rowling

Your viewpoint in regards to logic and the defeat of death is very, very biased. But anyone who is familiar with your other work understands that it is that very bias which led to the creation of this marvelous story. I would liken it, perhaps, to Rowling overlaid by a great serving of Orson Scott Card, and perhaps a dash of Ayn Rand (so ironic that Harry castigates her books; he's being a bit of a hypocrite). Though the story requires a certain predilection for length and verbosity, it is exactly that which makes it so wonderful.

HPMoR is as close to a real world as one can build under the auspices of invented words, places, events, and people. It is fiction that tells an inestimable amount of truth.

If this review is overly glowing, it reflects my opinions accurately. Those who haven't completed HPMoR yet, I urge you to do so (readers as well as writers).

All the best.
Zaptor chapter 1 . 2/6/2012
Just reread the entire story. Definitely take your time and post when you're ready. I'm having a phenomenal time reading this work and you should have a kickass time writing it. Can't wait to see the next few chapters when you feel they're ready!
unnamed chapter 1 . 2/6/2012
I would like to observe that the site recently-ish disabled links in profiles. As a result, all your fantastic linkage is unusable. You might want to do something about that.
RJL20 chapter 1 . 2/5/2012
I'm sorry it's taken me so long to post a review for this. I've been reading since it was mentioned on Metafilter a couple years ago, and just now got around to creating an account here. I love HP:MOR. It has completely replaced Rowling's version as canon for me, to the point that I now find myself reading the originals as somewhat disappointing fanfic of MOR.
Mimzy chapter 1 . 2/5/2012
THIS STORY GOT REVIEWED IN A NEWSPAPER! here's the online link if you want it:

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now i'll read the story.
Thirst4light chapter 1 . 2/5/2012
Your story was reviewed today in a very popular youth based magazine of my country.. After I read the summary, I said to myself, I must check this fic out. Though I am not a Harry/Hermione shipper ( I think of them as brother and sister), I am going to give a benefit of doubt to this fic and will start reading it very soon.

My hopes are high..
Aaron Swartz chapter 1 . 2/1/2012
I hope you recognize that the anger readers express is a result of the wonder of the work; to know of such stunning brilliance yet to come makes it hard to live without. But this book is one for the ages; a delay of months is but a trifle for the decades it will surely endure. Although such talk about a book with such a title may seem silly, little else in literature deals with such grand themes, does so with such depth and intelligence, and details such humanity. A genuine achievement for the species.
RE Hmmmm chapter 1 . 1/28/2012
temporarily disabled all the hyperlinks to combat spammers.
orpeles chapter 1 . 1/27/2012
Hi,

I'm an avid fan - reread the whole thing a few times, pushed it on everyone who'd listen, left glowing reviews, etc.

I wanted you to know that I truly appreciate your efforts on the story, and that this story (not to mention the less wrong site itself) is one of the better gifts I ever got.

I'll wait as long as it takes, and read it next chapters as they come up.

In addition, to all the people pushing you, allow me to dedicate this link, from one of the greats:

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Its lesson applies ten times here as it does in the original context.

Or
May chapter 1 . 1/26/2012
Hey, Eliezer, dont worry about the people who are upset that you havent uploaded the chapters youve finished. Its just that they enjoy HPMOR so much they cant get enough of it and are so filled with anticipation about the next chapter they just have to know what happens next -
Brian chapter 1 . 1/24/2012
Okay, just from this first chapter, I find myself terribly intrigued how a little scientist Harry will logic Hogwarts to pieces!

Additionally, the end to the Chapter was a very tightly written piece of humor!
Tom Buckner chapter 1 . 1/24/2012
Day 2,376,771

Still no word from the expedition leader. Still we believe he will bring rescue from McMurdo. Ate the sled dogs long ago. Underwear soup almost exhausted as well. But, oh, what a glorious vision! Surely the frozen wastes cannot hold us captive forever. Must stop writing now. A strong weakness overcomes me.

Oh, who are we kidding? LessWrong undertook to write something as bold as the original without the luxury of nursing a manuscript for a whole year. MOR will be finished and it will be a masterpiece.

Until then "... but let us cultivate our garden."
MarabouChocolate chapter 1 . 1/24/2012
Wow, that is some serious change from how Harry lived in the books, and also Petunia is beautiful and thought Dudley Dursley was a silly name? XD Well, at least she does not hate Lily or Harry now. Can't say I found any kind of errors here and I love this! I just see an adorable Harry when I realised he is 10-years-old X3
shibby chapter 1 . 1/24/2012
This fic is absolutely brilliant. I'm rereading for probably at least the fifth time, and I've never bothered to leave any reviews. It was time to change that.

For anyone reading this for the first time, I'll add that the note about hitting it's stride at chapter 5 and, if you don't like it at chapter 10, stop reading, is pretty accurate. I'd forgive you for reading this chapter and expecting this fic to be a one-trick pony. It's not.

Also, I do recommend reading the sequences on the author's blog, . I leveled up several times reading this fic, and several more reading Less Wrong.
Bread chapter 1 . 1/23/2012
I am loving this fic. I am reviewing to say that I think it needs a summary change, because I don't think that description does this work justice.
Ritter Sport chapter 1 . 1/21/2012
Having actually weaned myself off daily checking for Author's Notes updates I only saw the 1/19 update now.

a) HPMOR is the most entertaining fiction I've ever read. And I've read ~1 more-or-less-sophisticated book a week during High School. So yeah. My memory obviously is biased against older books, but still.

b) I know Less Wrong from Three Worlds Collide and started reading the Sequences thanks to it. Having read some Popper/Feynman and Schrödinger's What is Life in High School I feel that the Sequences are a great, accessible "continuation" now that I'm at university.

c) I like your frequent status updates in the Author's Notes, but if you decide to discontinue them I understand.

d) Thanks for publishing your letter about Yehuda. I was inspired by it when speaking at my grandfather's funeral and for me it is your most powerful writing.
eastern rosebud chapter 1 . 1/21/2012
"If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style." This is a short chapter meant to introduce the wunderkind Harry, but it already gives us a bit of Eliezer/Less Wrong's writing style. The twist is fun, and I liked the way author describes the quarreling Evans-Verres couple.
Postmodern Prometheus chapter 1 . 1/21/2012
Beware! A tender heart here. Please be careful when you review. You might break it. It's so fragile.

But seriously Less Wrong, this story is brilliant. Far better than anything Dan Brown ever wrote.

I learn that you are a sort of computer guy. I am a sort of a computer guy. My neighbour is a computer guy too. All computer guys are on one ship. So when will we see Harry and Hermione kissing? Keep it PG13 though. This is a didactic novel, but certainly not about those cool things.

...

I've been thinking about this for over two hours now. Who's obliviating Hermione?
Dave chapter 1 . 1/20/2012
I am one of your readers that greatly appreciates you informing us of your progress. Thank you.
xxxxx chapter 1 . 1/20/2012
I concur with other reviewers in saying: thanks for updating. You have every right to scold us for whining, but if you'd rather not have to, just update status a bit more often. Just a date and a current chapter number every 10 days or so would keep me, at least, happy. An estimated release chapter number (as you implicitly did here, by saying "maybe after 81 and maybe not") would keep me even happier. And if you said "next status update on date X, if I haven't released before then", then that would work too, with the advantage that X could be more than 10 days off with no problem.

In other words, the difficult thing to deal with from this end is the silence and uncertainty. Not that we deserve any more, and not blackmail. Just honestly telling you how it feels from this side.

And thanks a million... well, to be honest, as best I can calibrate, at least several hundred thanks, perhaps up to a thousand... for this story, which blows the original out of the water (with full respect to Rowling).
Seraina Weasley chapter 1 . 1/20/2012
Thank you for the pointer to Escher, Gödel, Bach! Very interesting indeed!
Happy to wait chapter 1 . 1/20/2012
I squee every time I see that there is an update, even if it's just a progress report. Knowing that you're working to get it right AND taking the time to tell us about it makes me glad.
Teppic chapter 1 . 1/20/2012
The author posted an update yesterday, he's writing chapter 81 but still making backward edits to chapters 78-80. I'm more than happy to wait if this means we get a better story.

He also complains about how it feels to read some kind of posts here of people who think that attacking the author will get them the story faster, or maybe better. Not very high in the Slytherin scale we are, aren't we?
Irate chapter 1 . 1/19/2012
This is perverse. You have had a completed chapter for nearly a month, yet have not updated. You actually claim *two* completed chapters, compounding your malfeasance.

If we look at the costs of an immediate update (premature commencement of an as-of yet incomplete story arc, loss of revision privileges) versus the benefits (maintenance of reader attention/goodwill, signalling of intent to complete the work despite months of neglect) your decision is clear. In exchange for a one-time reduction in artistic control, one under which you have operated for the duration of the project, you prevent your fanbase from passing into the void.

I'm getting to the point where I think that only threats will motivate you. Would it help if I offer to actively work against existential risk reduction for at least 30 minutes every 3 day period that passes without an update?
Nonnie chapter 1 . 1/18/2012
Please update. We don't care if it's a cliffhanger, we just want what comes next.
jamie chapter 1 . 1/18/2012
What they said.

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jamie chapter 1 . 1/18/2012
What they said.

vvvvvvvvvvvvvv
EpicFailOnline chapter 1 . 1/16/2012
I just spent the last couple of hours looking for decent HP fanfics and just prior to finding this one, I was sampling another one of those terribly cliched abused!Harry fics. Even though its only the first chapter, I just wanted to drop a line saying how absolutely refreshing and original this is and I'm really looking forward to the rest. _
KivrinRue chapter 1 . 1/16/2012
OH my.

I just read the first chapter. I got here from a favorite fic list from another author I like.

The ending with Mrs. Figg had me cracking up. I can already tell that I am going to enjoy this fanfic. :) *ON TO CHAPTER 2*
hamnashida chapter 1 . 1/13/2012
Wow. You're so good you have demanding, entitled, asshole fans. That's pretty incredible even for a fandom as populous as HP. And I . . . I love you. This to me, (having read a short amount so far) feels like a love letter to intelligent children. (Not in a creepy way.) What I don't understand is, why aren't you writing your own children's novels? You'd be like Roald Dahl via Stephen Hawkings. (By which I mean SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.)

Well, until you do, I will read this and love every bit of it. Take your time. It's like these people don't realise how it goes with fanfiction- life gets in the way and sometimes stuff gets finished and that's great, but sometimes it doesn't. Loving something doesn't give you control over it, lol. Anyway, I thought I was past fanfiction, but you've gone and sucked me back in...
xxxx chapter 1 . 1/12/2012
If holding back on the chapters is part of a fundraising plan... well, you have a right to do that, but I think it's a bad idea.

In fact, if you release these chapters unconditionally, but put donation requests at the top or in your authors note, I'll pledge $20 to whatever charity you ask for. And I live in the third world, so that's real money. But I won't give if you ration them out in order to ask for money, because I don't want to encourage you to do it again later.

To be perfectly honest, I'd never give money to the SIAI normally, and am the kind of person who normally just clicks right past begs, so even if I hadn't engaged my stubbornness by writing this message, I probably would never have been part of your fundraising plan anyway.

I love the story, and respect your right to do whatever you want to with it. Just my opinion here.
rufus-aquila chapter 1 . 1/10/2012
This fanfiction is truly awesome and one of the best ones I ever read! :D
profetscott chapter 1 . 1/10/2012
moves right along. Nice voice. Being used to the original characters, they seem to be in character considering the changed reality. Doesn't require additional suspension of disbelief.
3sAnd1 chapter 1 . 1/8/2012
A friend of mine mentioned this story. A very nice beginning, I'll certainly continue reading.
Aimee chapter 1 . 1/8/2012
How long's too long?
Please chapter 1 . 1/7/2012
Update!
Kayleigh chapter 1 . 1/6/2012
For the love of all things good in the world, update!
Guest chapter 1 . 1/6/2012
1.

"Every inch of wall space is covered by a bookcase. Each bookcase has six shelves, going almost to the ceiling. Some bookshelves are stacked to the brim with hardcover books: science, mathematics, history, and everything else. Other shelves have two layers of paperback science fiction, with the back layer of books propped up on old tissue boxes or two-by-fours, so that you can see the back layer of books above the books in front. And it still isn't enough. Books are overflowing onto the tables and the sofas and making little heaps under the windows."

... This is my parents' living room, you've described it to a T. Bookcases to the ceiling; books heaped on the tables, sofas and floor; fireplace hearth completely overrun. After I moved out I packed up my childhood books for storage and moved some of their books into my old room (only one wall of bookshelves). Still wasn't enough... because more books keep arriving. My own apartment only has 1 wall's worth of floor-to-ceiling bookcases, it's not enough and I have boxes of books in storage waiting for me to get more bookcases. I'm currently trying to restrain myself to library, fanfic and ebooks only. Am getting piles of books on the table and windowsills anyway.

2.

BTW Brits don't use the term "living room" afaict, your nearest Brit picker can provide a better alternative

3.

I've now read all 77 chapters and I still can't figure out who's getting wounded in the 3-line opening scene.

4.

I usually read HP & SS fic - not necessarily slash - because I enjoy Snape's twisted, dour brilliance. I second the commentors who sing the praises of your Quirrelmort and note that he takes the place usually occupied by Snape. He's got such deliciously twisted dour brilliance, and unlike Snape, you don't have any assurance that he really will turn out good in the end. We readers are guessing at his motives right along with Harry and Hermione. Definitely the most interesting, well-rounded Quirrelmort in fanfic!

5.

I. Loved. Chapter. 77. This is a Snape you rarely see in fanfic and never in canon: confused, misdirected and not nearly as sharp as Voldemort. And knowing he's not as sharp. And trying with everything he's got, anyway. Let's have more glimpses of this Snape, please!

6.

I don't understand why you need to finish the current arc before posting any of it. Cliffhangers are OK. Really. Even evil ones.

Thanks for writing! This fic couldn't have existed without Rowling's series, but it's miles better than the original.
Sally chapter 1 . 1/5/2012
OMG, LOL! This is the best, most funniest harry potter fanfic i have ever read.
UtaHimeMari chapter 1 . 1/4/2012
I'm about halfway through the finished parts at Chapter 36. Allow me to please cry the praises of this story forever.

My mind has been blown multiple times, and I find myself trapped before my computer screen, wondering, wondering, WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT! in a way that I haven't about anything involving Harry Potter since the fourth book (which I read originally at 14, so this is a pretty incredible breakthrough).

Though I realize there is little substance in the form of critique or intelligent discussion regarding your finely crafted story, I thought it appropriate to at least stop and say a genuine "thank you!" for this.
alex789 chapter 1 . 1/2/2012
one of the best thing I ever read!

very very big thanks)))
Nightmare Asylum chapter 1 . 12/31/2011
I've just finished reading this on my nook, and I have to say I loved every single moment. I love what you've done with the characters and, seeing as I just read it, Snape especially. Your new incarnations of Harry and Hermione are fantastic, and though it took me a while to catch on - I have no idea what is going to happen in the course of the story. this is /truly/ an alternate universe where you're one small change unravels the definiteness and merely makes them questions. I feel the way I should have when first reading the original serise, full of questions and theories. When I read the original series I was too young to think about it but Now You have me hooked and I have nothing to criticize... I hope someday you choose to write your own stories because this one has had me laughing until I cry at points.
Blazestar of Shadowclan chapter 1 . 12/30/2011
Cool ) i like the way Harry thinks and i think this is an intersesting take on how Harry could have endeded up in a different envirment ()_'
admiralskippy chapter 1 . 12/30/2011
For fuck's sake Eliezer!

You're sitting on top of two new chapters now!

Upload the next chapter or I will personally fly to San Francisco and put my foot so far up your arse I'll be getting a foot massage from your heartbeat!

Pretty please with sugar on top.
Alexandr Kazda chapter 1 . 12/30/2011
Funny and smart, a great beginning.
Hugh chapter 1 . 12/29/2011
Update!

Loving this story :)
Xixa chapter 1 . 12/29/2011
It's been so long since you've updated...
Jon chapter 1 . 12/29/2011
A belated Merry Christmas, Yuletide and Hannukah everybody! Long live HPMOR, and here's to hoping that EY finds more time to work on it when he's not he's pleasing his lady friends XD
auseptcyin chapter 1 . 12/23/2011
Great start, I've already read up to chapter 77 and am now going along with Less Wrong's wishes and leaving at least one review per chapter, this story deserves no less.

Firstly, I'd like to congratulate you on a brilliant start, it lays the background quite brilliantly. It really does set the tone for the rest of the story, and while it isn't the abusive mannerisms of the Dursley's, this has a great effect on Harry as if it had been the former's treatment.

Chapter One: Complete

~Lyser
Olivia chapter 1 . 12/23/2011
You could have at least done enough research to know that we don't have "elementary" schools in Britain, and that "college" is university. For goodness' sake.
S-Michael chapter 1 . 12/21/2011
I'd have reviewed at the end of my first read-through, but my feelings about this story can not be contained by words and I didn't want to be one of those douches who write "Keep up the good work plz! lol!" The thing about not reviewing is that you can always come back and leave a (hopefully intelligent and insightful) review later (not that you ever do, of course). I still can't find the words to express how awesome this story is (they might not exist in the English language), but I do have *something* intelligent to contribute-I think I know what Quirrell's game is. (Spoilers and potential spoilers, people who are reading the reviews without reading the story first.)

Quirrell is trying to frame Harry as Voldemort! Everyone knows that Voldemort broke Bellatrix out of Azkaban. When they catch her, what will she say? That the Dark Lord did indeed break her out-and that he is inhabiting the body of Harry Potter (as this is what she believes). Quirrell has on a number of times pointed out Harry's Dark Lord-like qualities in front of class, once comparing his greatest failing to Voldemort's (alleged) identical greatest failing. And, oh yeah, he's grooming Harry to make his own grab for power. All of that will look rather damning later. (Of course, Harry's not helping things with his Chaos Legion, Doomy Dooms of Doom, and fingersnap powers.)

After all, the truth is rather more implausible-sounding.
alljuststories chapter 1 . 12/20/2011
It's so scientific and logical with fancy words... and I love it :D This is so, very, absolutely awesome!
Betsy Rivera chapter 1 . 12/18/2011
Oh, I love this - please continue!
Norven chapter 1 . 12/16/2011
Absolutely brilliant! Thank you for you hard work!
jhilary chapter 1 . 12/14/2011
I have read first 22 chapters in Russian translate. You wrote perfect fanfic! and now I'll continue read it in original.
Tlia chapter 1 . 12/10/2011
You know, I'm reading the translation of this story into Russian, and I just came here to tell you that I really appreciate your work: this fic is soooo wonderful. Wish you further inspiration )
robobob chapter 1 . 12/4/2011
loved it -robobob
me chapter 1 . 12/4/2011
The chapter is great. The only fault is the overuse of "and". Also, starting every other sentence with "and" makes the story seem like it's droning on too much.
Caster Bane chapter 1 . 12/4/2011
Read up to chapter 5 and I was like O.o

Shiz. . .its too nice not to be ignored!
Spiritualist chapter 1 . 12/1/2011
Interestingly, my spiritual life was birthed, rather than terminated by this fic. First and foremost, the idea that experiment is the arbiter of truth has allowed me to admit that there are phenomena that I do not understand, chief among them myself. It is not far-fetched to me that the way I experience the universe (and it is very difficult at this point to refrain from tautologous techno babble from *Godel, Escher, Bach*) is reflected or compounded many times over (and on into infinity) by that same universe.

When you stare into the abyss, the abyss looks back at you. But sometimes it is accompanied by a measurable and heretofore (individually) unachievable brain state.
Corwin Croft chapter 1 . 11/30/2011
The ending was odd. I wasn't sure what was happening. I expected a smoother transition from chapter one to the beginning of the next chapter. Perhaps if I keep reading the last line of this chapter will make more since. Other than that, brilliant. This has great potential. I can't wait to read more! Good job!
J474 chapter 1 . 11/29/2011
A good first chapter, interesting and enthralling. One criticism that I would have, though, is that you use a number of American terms, such as "two-by-fours" for what a British person would call a "(wooden) plank," "elementary schools" where it would be "primary schools" to Brits, and using the term "college" when I presume you mean "university"

Also, a couple of things other than terms were a bit off, such as the spelling "millimeter" which is "millimetre" in British, and saying that Michael has "tenure" which doesn't tend to exist in the UK.

As such, I would suggest talking to someone from the UK if you intend to write any more, but otherwise, keep up the good work :)
Deadzepplin chapter 1 . 11/28/2011
The most annoying thing about this and I haven't even started yet Is that I like reading a whole story in one sitting and you have a fuck load of chapters but the good thing and keep in mind I haven't even started reading is that the chapters are of modest length
Creator-Time chapter 1 . 11/25/2011
I've read this story, sadly my horrible memory doesn't provide me with how far I had gotten last time or what distracted me from finishing this story the first time around. Though I can honestly say that I'm able to appreciate the story more now than the first time I read it. I envy the fact Harry's home contains so many books, my family doesn't find much importance in read or share my passion for learrning. Unlike the Potter-Evans-Verres household. I also love Harry's rationalist perspective, I can some what relate seeing as I'm a realist(or a pessimist as some would say). The difference between Harry and I is he deals with situations that come to him with his logic and finds the sense among the senseless(somewhat), while I daydream and reform 'Happily Ever After.' into 'None Survived, Their Cause Lost'. I guess you can see why people call me a pessimist.
a fan chapter 1 . 11/21/2011
Hi Eliezer,

I want to thank you - so much - for posting this fanfiction. Not just for the delight it has been for me to read (which it has most definitely been), but for the things it has made me curious about and so led me to. The Sequences are brilliant. I now own books by Stanley Milgram, Richard Feynman, Philip Zimbardo, and others, whom I would have never discovered had it not been for this.

Over the last year-and-a-half or so, you and Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality has affected my life in such a positive way. So thank you.

Sincerely,

-a fan
Anon chapter 1 . 11/20/2011
It's brilliant, thanks.
Elendilmir chapter 1 . 11/19/2011
Hello!

Thank you for this radical version of HP, it's thought provoking and funny.

When I read about Harry teaching Draco, I'm reminded somhow of Galileo and Andrea (and also "the little monk", I believe he was called), from wiki/Life_of_Galileo - though there were no evil motivations, of course.
Yaxley chapter 1 . 11/13/2011
I just wanted to say that when I lose my debate tournament next week, the fault lies solely with you, Less Wrong, for creating this amazingly unbelievable masterpiece which is the only thing that could have possibly torn me away from The Electoral College Vs The Popular Vote. I have never read another fanfiction that comes anywhere near comparing. I find myself laughing like an idiot at my computer in an empty room every time Harry questions the world. This fic is fabulous, this fic is amazing, this fic will ensure that I get nothing done on time for the next two weeks.

Looks like a planning fallacy on my part.
boredwriter272 chapter 1 . 11/12/2011
Please keep working on the next chapter. This is my favorite HP fic, and I've read a lot. My skull will explode if I never read the rest. And good luck with your scholarly worklyness.
Hirvinen chapter 1 . 11/10/2011
Eli, Eli, lama sabachtani!

We NEED moar of this!
EpitomyofShyness chapter 1 . 11/9/2011
I've gotta say this is awesome. Wish I had something more constructive than that but oh god this is amazing. Thank you for writing this.
Ellef Jones chapter 1 . 11/4/2011
aphyer

Does second from the left mean the second or third bottle in a row? Because I thought it was the third one.

I got XPWPWFX or XFPWPWX, so it's either the second left or second right that's the forward one. Since the second right one is either forward or wine Hermy could drink that, and if it's wine then it's the second left one.

However, if second from the left means the second bottle, then I don't know.

This is not a review, though... - _-"
ShadowDragon010 chapter 1 . 11/2/2011
Its interesting and different. Good Start.
Jeltz chapter 1 . 11/2/2011
aphyer

Hermione drinks the fourth bottle and if hermione isn't transported forward then Harry drinks the third botlle.
penguinsleddings chapter 1 . 10/30/2011
Amazing story! I can't believe how good it is, even after the second read.
15000 chapter 1 . 10/30/2011
I expect to see you soon.
Moriwen1 chapter 1 . 10/29/2011
I've been following this story for a while, and it just occurred to me that I haven't been reviewing. (I blame it on the professional quality of the writing; I feel like I'm reading a novel, not a fanfiction.) Anyhow, I wanted to reread it anyway, so I'm going to do it properly this time and leave reviews as I do.

[chapter 1]

I do love your Harry, and his perfectionistic emphasis on testing things /properly./ I've spent a fair amount of time around quite intelligent 10-year-olds (not as intelligent as him, but still) and that seems /exactly/ the way a little boy with his upbringing would act. But his name! :P I absolutely cracked when he carved all FIVE of his initials into the wax.

I do find the shift in tense a bit awkward. I see what you're trying to do, starting out in the present and then going into the narrative past, but it just doesn't work for me.

Anyhow, love this story! It makes so much sense. :) Honestly, I prefer it to the original, and since I tend to be kind of obsessive about books I like, that's saying a LOT.

I'm looking forward to the next update!
Reader chapter 1 . 10/28/2011
Please update soon!
Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom chapter 1 . 10/26/2011
Dear Less Wrong,

I like the new twist on the Harry Potter franchise, however, Harry is more the athletic than the academic sort, which makes your plot idea sound more like it could fit Hermione than Harry, himself. Despite my contradictory personal opinion, I enjoyed reading this first chapter and look forward to continue reading Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

Sincerely,

Pearl Bramble of Willowbottom
Guest chapter 1 . 10/25/2011
Just a quickie I'm afraid:

As someone who is generally loathe to touch fan fiction, I found this to be a weird, fascinating, sometimes funny and occasionally terrifying AU take on the HP franchise.

And the educational value should not be under-estimated.

Thank you, Less Wrong, for sharing this work, and I look forward to further chapters, preferably written faster than I can read them.
SyntheticSylvie chapter 1 . 10/23/2011
I had this SAME idea, but I told myself I'd do terribly and somebody else had already done it. Thank you for doing this! I always felt something was wrong with the Potter-verse, something that you eradicated tenfold and brought back with such an esteem that I think I will start writing again. You are, honestly, a genius.
Tired of waiting chapter 1 . 10/22/2011
I think Less Wrong is waiting for the 15k reviews to hit before he releases the next chapter. Or are you planning on keeping chapters hostages again for your own gain? No doubt you'll be back with some new scheme to siphon in money into your pocket using this story's popularity.
Sinistercurt chapter 1 . 10/20/2011
"The current most reviewed piece of fanfiction, with over 13,000 reviews, is Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky writing under the pseudonym of Less Wrong.[44][45]"

Wow, time to read then lol.
Nona chapter 1 . 10/20/2011
It's kind of sexist to imply that all of Petunia's problems could be solved if she was prettier.

Harry sounds much older than ten.
BoTheIceman chapter 1 . 10/19/2011
Not being a rabid fan of HP, nor having read anything but the first two books (tho I've seen all but the last two movies)but, being familiar with the sequel, or alternate form of creative literature...I found this first chapter intriguing. I like the way things are set up. Explanation for the whole thing put forward quickly, so as to not distract from the rest of the story. The reference to Feynman is a bit stilted, but us geeks love it! I am interested in the neighbor, now, and intend to read the next chapter!

Bo the Iceman

(Born in the '50s)
Obtuse chapter 1 . 10/19/2011
Greetings Less Wrong,

Let me just start with saying that I am a huge fan of your work and truly believe that its the best fan-fic out there bar none. Your story has consumed my life over the past few days so I feel obliged to send my thanks.

I particularly enjoyed all the methods you used to separate the Wizarding and Muggle Worlds in terms of their understanding and perceptions such as the existence of atomic weapons passing mostly unnoticed by the wizards. I wondered on this note if they would even know the world was spherical. There are many ways that this could be explored.

1: Wizards have an unconventional sense of geography, having the ability to appear at one's destination alone would negate any need to consider the effects of curvature or rotation with regards to travel.

2: Even with the minimal filtering of information from muggle to wizard confusion with regards to details is not only expected but even used to great comedic effect in cannon and fan-fiction alike. So when the news that the world is 'round' is heard is would be easy to picture an almost disc-world like image.

3: An easy argument against this working in your story would be Harry showing Draco the picture of earth from the moon. This would however touch on another unexplored aspect of the Potter-verse, which is of course whether or not wizards automatically add a third dimension to pictures that do not move. Rendering pictures three dimensional (by perception at least) by shifting rapidly between two slightly different perspectives would probably be achieved in a similar fashion by moving pictures.

Oh yeah, check out the flat earth society, they're an awesome example to work off.

Play with it if you will or don't, just don't stop updating!
Guest chapter 1 . 10/19/2011
재밌다 ㅋㅋ
The Ancient Mariner chapter 1 . 10/18/2011
As strange as this might sound for a fanfiction review, here it is: this story has been a near-literally religious experience that's given me grounding in reality. Sir Isaac Newton is my God, and he can crush your God. After all, anyone who's played Mass Effect knows that he's the deadliest son of a bitch in space. I've found my path to self-actualization, and for that I thank you Mr. Yudkowsky. The world of fanfiction should be thankful you decided to exalt it with your writing ability. If I ever see you at a conference on AI, I'll give you a shout :)
storybookknight chapter 1 . 10/14/2011
So, when you reread a work of fiction, it is a benchmark of quality that you can find new facets to enjoy every single time.

Like this faintly horrifying gem from the very first chapter.

"And Lily would tell me no, and make up the most ridiculous excuses, like the world would end if she were nice to her sister, or a centaur told her not to - the most ridiculous things, and I hated her for it."

You brilliant, wonderful, son of a snake. Was that foreshadowing? I love&hate you so much.
Aparagus chapter 1 . 10/14/2011
Woah.

Just... Woah.

I almost always read through all available chapters before I review something, but here I make an exception because Harry turned into my own awesome alter ego.

I commend you upon your ability to write using correct grammar and upon your descriptions of Harry's thoughts, which were written beautifully and logically.

Also, I laughed aloud very hard at the end of this chapter.

"There was a long silence in the backyard.

Then a boy's voice said, calmly and quietly, "What.""
the Imaginizer chapter 1 . 10/10/2011
Hi Less Wrong,

I just wanted to say, now that I actually have a fan fiction account, that I love your story, I have for quite a while (actually, it is what inspired me, in the end, to start writing fan fiction) - if you hadn't gotten me at the first chapter name, it would have been at 'Mum, I'm going to test a hypothesis.'

This story is singularly unique here on this site - though there are other stories where Harry is something of a genius, no one's ever taken it this far, I don't believe. You have a great sense of humour, and your writing is clear and easy to follow. Keep up the good work, and cheers! from one admiring writer to another.
juanriccio chapter 1 . 10/9/2011
The first chapter appears to be incomplete. A deal breaker for me.
Storyteller Ann chapter 1 . 10/5/2011
Kyakyakya...

By the fourth line, when you first wrote "Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres" I was already laughing.

I don't know if I'll read the history till the end, but the first chapter alredy earned my respect and affection.

Mrs. Figg rules!
AkuAku chapter 1 . 10/4/2011
That could be good to have yet one child in this family.

I understand, academician professor have not so much interest in this.

But its way too suspicious. Especially with such beautiful Petunia.

I think a little younger sister will be good.

And can add intrigue.

/#include ...

See the style :)
Dana chapter 1 . 10/2/2011
Hi there! I just wanted to let you know that I love your story. I've read the entire thing (despite being a university student with a mountain of reading) and am eagerly awaiting the next installment. Thanks so much for writing this!
WB chapter 1 . 10/2/2011
This chapter seems to have been revised recently (within the last couple months). If that's so, then good work-the changes make a good start even better. More clarity, more humor, more consistent characterization. If it hasn't been revised recently, then I'm sorry for this misinterpretation... but the chapter is still a good start to an enjoyable story.
Knife Eye Attack chapter 1 . 10/2/2011
This is the first fanfic I read, and frankly, if all of them are half as good as this one, then J K Rowling is my idol for inspiring so many people. I liked the methods for being a god rationalist, I'm showing them for everyone I can. ¡Thanks for writing this!
Mr Stereo1 chapter 1 . 10/2/2011
Hm, I just realised, if the Magic-Is-Controlled-By-Atlantean-AI theory is correct, and all spells are activation codes, then accidental magic could be indicative of the AI's own capabilities as it's possibly acting to protect atlantean descended children under less-than-precide instructions from the children themselves.
ediklyudoedik chapter 1 . 10/1/2011
Awesome! Just awesome!

I started reading this in Russian, and then had to switch to English cause I just couldn't stop and wait while an initiative group (btw, guys did a BRILLIANT job with the translation) would make it further. I admire how this story is unfolding, and how it is really intriguig, and I'm so very glad that it's so long that I may even spend several days reading.

And also, I also like so very much that almost everythign the characters are doing so far is talking?.. It's great.

The pattern of speech (or whatever...) is very pelasant too. I like wording so much that I feel like reading some passages aloud, really.
Guest chapter 1 . 9/28/2011
Very entertaining so far. I was a little uncomfortable with how patronizing Prof. Verres-Evans was at first, but it quickly became clear that the text did not endorse his behavior. Thus far, the characters seem very realistic partly because they have relationships and characterization very much in line with the original canon text, which seems appropriate for the first chapter of a parallel universe fic.
KawaiiAlpaca chapter 1 . 9/28/2011
OMG! i can't believe i just now found this! this book is my new god... and i almost mean that quite literally. Right on you valiant hero!
Guest chapter 1 . 9/28/2011
I downloaded this fic onto my kindle yesterday (thank you very much, kind persons, who did the eBook formatting), started to read...and surfaced at around 4:30 AM when I had to be up at 9:20, and 12% of the way through the story.

Thank you for one of the bestworst things to ever happen to me
mat33 chapter 1 . 9/27/2011
It has the making of some great story. Author does understand childhood much better, then the original writer did, even as she was a teacher.
cieldragon chapter 1 . 9/24/2011
Rather than the story line, the number of reviews was more intriguing, and so I decided to check this story out. The story and the dialogues definitely made me laugh out loud in real life, but I couldn't stomach Harry's snotty, know-it-all attitude as the story progressed... I'm not going to finish reading the rest of the chapters, but I wish you good luck in your writing career!
Johann chapter 1 . 9/18/2011
nice fic
GregorySanders chapter 1 . 9/14/2011
I got into this story because it has an interesting conceit and does a great job of playing with strong existing characters and re-imagining weaker or minor ones. What keeps me with the series is the way it puts them in conflict with one another in ways that change as they evolve and learn.

I don't always do the best job of tracking some of the supporting cast and the more chaotic of the battles are beyond my ability to follow. I'd also think that the story might benefit some by allowing more calendar time to pass and letting the kids age more, but I think that has been long since baked into the premise.

Quibbles aside, this story has been a way of wrestling with ideas through fiction that weakens neither the story nor the ideas. I'm fairly certain I disagree with the author on some points, although I'm always curious to see what extent Harry's various ideas will be borne out. I don't think the opposition always makes their strongest case, but they do make many of standard points rather than just being given over the top and easily satirized views.

I plan on following this through to the end and may check out more by the author in the future.
wanderingmusician chapter 1 . 9/14/2011
I love it! The ending was great. I can totally picture a really mature-looking little Harry standing there. I would probably say the same thing, too. :p Really, what else would there be to say, other than 'what?'
Aidan chapter 1 . 9/14/2011
Oh my god. This is fantastic. Do you realise you are a genius?

And the ending line: 'Then a boy's voice said, calmly and quietly, "What."'- is just lovely. Quite comical, I can imagine his face.

I am excited about reading all of this.
Popcorn Life chapter 1 . 9/14/2011
I guess you already know it but you also have a mention on Wikipedia under Fanfiction in Harry Potter Fandom, check it out
MissTheGround chapter 1 . 9/12/2011
I. Love. This. Fanfiction.

I have learned so much from Harry, and it even introduced me to Less Wrong, which was great.

I miss the earlier chapters that outlined Harry's thought processes, though.

Thanks for writing this, Eliezer!
Arufined chapter 1 . 9/11/2011
I have concluded that life is written by an aspiring fan fiction writer disgruntled with poorly written prose. Karma is merely another application of the first law of fan fiction and as we conquer obstacles in our life we instinctively search out more difficult challenges. Your story has somehow helped me reach that conclusion.
Max chapter 1 . 9/9/2011
This story is kind of terrible, but I CAN'T STOP READING. The adults in this book are stupid, and the kids behave like childish adults. It makes clumsy attempts at playing the readers heartstrings, but the melodrama rarely seems justified. The sanctimoniousness with which the author approaches rationalism can be at times entirely off-putting; as someone who values rationality this surprised me, but I guess there can always be too much of any good thing. I learned a lot, and it was far better than any other fan fiction I've read, which makes it a must read for anyone who can open their mind enough to read an author who they don't entirely agree with.
Stottiecake chapter 1 . 9/7/2011
After being recommended to read your stuff I am hooked now Less Wrong and looking forward to some catching up
azulral chapter 1 . 9/6/2011
I read this one off and on, and I find that I can only read a few chapters a month at the most.

It really tests my sanity in a good way.
Oo chapter 1 . 9/6/2011
Of course the first thing that makes me feel uncomfortable is the thing I want to write about, but moving part the whole age of consent thing (the teacher student thing is probably a bit more bothersome, shes 6th or 7th year?)the move does sort of epitomize the whole image of snake you just gave us as a person (which was really really really fantastic), a guy filled with self loathing to the point hes willing to throw himself down a peg and probably make him self feel even worse about who he is.

The guy needs some therapy!
skeptical scientist chapter 1 . 9/5/2011
Okay, this is just ridiculous. I've already read this fanfiction through once, I'm now on my second read-through, and I'm still up at 2 am reading the cursed thing, despite having to work tomorrow. If you'd rather not find yourself losing sleep because you just have to read one more chapter, DO NOT start reading this fan-fiction.
Poke-the-Jello chapter 1 . 9/4/2011
Ooh! I am very intrigued by the premise of this story and this AU so far seems to carry itself with a level of dignity and regard for reason. At least Petunia isn't being bashed mercilessly and it'll be great to see how things in Hogwarts are seen through a speculative scientific lens.
sargittar chapter 1 . 9/4/2011
So Darth Quirrel finally realized that he cannot sway Harry to the dark side without corrupting Hermione, this will be interesting. I can see Draco in the end being the voice of reason and reminding Harry about the "good" he taught him in order to redeem him (I need to look up which trope that is).

Since I'm not terribly knowledgeable in the canon story can someone enlighten me about the specifics of the whole mind wipe buisness? It seems mighty overpowered, I mean Avada Kedavra separates a soul from its body, a mind wipe actually destroys a part of your soul it seems to me, since a very important essence of who we are is what he remember and what shaped us, this also makes prisons obsolete if you can just rewrite a criminals mind, ( I'm thinking conditioning and guilt traps)

What I do not get is why Dumbledore tries the same grandfather approach every single time, instead of showing Harry the flaws in his "all out logic", or actually telling him his story, but no Dumbledore still mystifies and preaches "believe in me who believes in you". Just give him Dune to read and then ask him again whether he thinks it's a good idea to foster a personal cult.

Over all I have to say awesome story especially the physics and Warhammer references make me giggle a lot, though I rather see Harry being a Tau then a Chaos player, but then again Chaos is better at causing mayhem.
The Sherpa chapter 1 . 9/3/2011
OMG! The figure under the cloak is HPEV from the future w/ a sex change!

Well... you believe Hermione is Merlin's last descendant! How is THAT any less ridiculous?
Guest chapter 1 . 9/3/2011
So this is how Quirrell is going to force open hostilities to start? Make Hermione disappear, force everyone's hand.

Unintentionally, I was listening to dark ambient music while reading this. It fit well enough that I didn't pause it. Well done.
Darth Parallax chapter 1 . 9/3/2011
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I can't think of anything to say, other than that this has changed my life. I always wanted to be Harry, but over the summer I realized I was too much like Ron. And now I've decided what I really want is to be like Hermione.

These characters and the books both spend a lot of time on the great Gryffindor vs. Slytherin debate, but what really sells me is that your examination of Real Science brings to light the necessity of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw, and the hero is in fact a Gryffindor only after he is a Ravenclaw, then a Hufflepuff, then a Slytherin. That's how I would characterize HP-Verres, but I understand everyone's going to have different opinions on that.

Im thinkng of the hardworking and honest parts of Hufflepuff combining with the intellectually curious parts of Ravenclaw as coming together to form the Methods of Rationality, and it's obvious that Harry is a Scientist before ALL else, so I actually ranked both of the less well-celebrated Houses above the usual 'Hero House' and 'Tricky Bastard House'.

I love how you've explored the positive and negative qualities of all four houses. In this case, Hufflepuffs really ARE particularly good Finders! of Truth!

I'm now taking 18 college credits this semester, in a self-constructed program that combines a History major with a Liberal studies major, which is an option at my college that lets you pick three minors: I choose Chemistry, Social Studies, and Teacher Education, with the intent to eventually pick up elective courses in computer programming, psychology, and...well...everything. I want to study the whole thing. Science. Philosophy. Art. Music. Ev-ery-thing. The other students think I'm mad. I signed up for a Harry Potter and the Hero Myth class, and brought this fic to the attention of Dr. Whited. Getting a college professor to read a fanfiction is a really, really cool feeling. :D

There's infinite stuff, so I'll never run out of things to do, and maybe, just maybe, I'll make a breakthrough discovery that causes the world to Rethink Possible. That's what I'd really like :)

And really, it's all thanks to the combination of JKR's Remus Lupin, and your HP-Verres.

Finally- I'm pretty sure you can't answer this question within your own rules...but curiosity demands that I try to get you to talk about the AI Box Problem. But I won't know unless I ask-

Has anyone attempted to solve the AI Box problem by attempting to engage the superhuman intelligence in a game of chess? perhaps in an effort to run down the clock? If that doesn't work, then as a foil, 'game-within-a-game'

H: I propose that my human mind is superior in intelligence and willpower to you, computer, and I suggest we test this by playing a game of chess. If you are such a superior intelligence, then you should have no problems defeating me soundly. If you don't accept this challenge, then I will take it as a sign that you are afraid to match your brain against mine, and I will take confidence in that knowledge.

Since you are the computer, the burden of figuring out how to bring this to the conclusion you desire- me letting you out of the box- rests with you.

AI: y?/n?

I believe that whether the AI accepts or declines the challenge, this should in theory give the human an edge no matter what.

If the computer accepts the challenge, and wins, you might see that as the computer gaining an edge. I think differently, though, because the human got the computer to take the time to play the game, or to argue about playing the game, and obviously the group of people who believe that there should exist a human who can beat the AI would find this to be a small victory, a battle won in the war.

I am not yet myself fully ready to commit to the statement that *I am sure that nothing a computer says will convince me to let it out of the box, but I do believe the AI is fallible- that is, it may have perfectly correct knowledge of any objective subject, but it is not invincible.
charles32184 chapter 1 . 9/3/2011
I just want to say that your book style PDF is amazing, and if the fans who made that read the reviews, good work. It has the best formating I have ever seen in fan-fiction.
Anser's Shadow chapter 1 . 9/2/2011
Great story. Dumbledore setting the chicken on fire will forever be my favorite fanfiction moment. Looking forward to the next chapter.
mals chapter 1 . 9/1/2011
Oh man. This chapter is delightful. That is all.
Darjeelings chapter 1 . 8/31/2011
I enjoyed this chapter more than 74. Deep-thinking material is /always/ better than epic material.
youxcan'txstop chapter 1 . 8/31/2011
A wonderful story, truly funny, and it's...well to put it simply this is probably one of the most educational and honestly interesting fic on this site, thank you for putting the links to the Less Wrong website (can't believe I've lived, trolling the internet for years, in ignorance of this wonderful tool)

Thank you for letting this particular spawn of your head cannon form into such a fic
Nat chapter 1 . 8/31/2011
i didn't like the "should've"... seems too informal

interesting concept!

possibly used too many hyphens in the dialogue, felt a bit chopped up at times. also try and create emphasis without using italics, if possible.

ok i feel like i'm being picky now, so i'll shut up.
how chapter 1 . 8/31/2011
How do they know who has the potential for magic and who doesn't? It can't be genetic, since muggleborns get the letter too, so how do they find out? Curse you MoR, for making me wonder about such things!
Unyielding-Flame chapter 1 . 8/30/2011
I would like to point out, although it is incredibly obvious, that this is a particularly amazing fanfiction. I always enjoy a proper twist on a story, but this is just incredible. Not only is it completely hilarious in multiple instances, but it expertly points out everything I ever felt was odd in the series, and indeed, highlights infinitely more strange things I hadn't noticed. In addition, it is highly original and offers a rather interesting viewpoint. It adds several things which ought to have been in the books, such as the armies, and does so in such a manner that rereading the books might, at this point, prove disappointing, having no choice now but to see the missed opportunities. I actually cannot describe how much I enjoyed this story. I will be reading from now on. I very rarely take the time to review, because I am very rarely impressed. You have earned it. Thank you.
j013 chapter 1 . 8/30/2011
Hey I was just wondering why the order of the last names are different like with Michael Verres-Evans, Mrs. Petunia Evans-Verres, and Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres. Harry's uncle has Verres-Evans but somehow his aunt and himself has Evans-Verres. Anyways I like your story so far. Cant wait to read the rest.
Zera Silver chapter 1 . 8/29/2011
Where to start? To be honest I have read all chapters available up onto the 29th of august 2011 and feel rather (read extremely) guilty about not having reviewed the first time through. As I feel like re-reading the absolute mastery known as HP and the methods of rationality, I will try and leave a review per chapter the second time through. This is truly one of the most amazing Harry Potter fanfictions I have ever read. Thank you for taking the time to write it for our pleasure.
madeyemarauder chapter 1 . 8/28/2011
Terrific start. They sent a BOY? I suppose the idea was that he wouldn't be a trained 'stage (i.e. muggle) magician'.
Taemin.Foreves chapter 1 . 8/28/2011
Genius! I will go read the rest now ;)
Reader123456789 chapter 1 . 8/28/2011
Seeing as you probably won't have time to read this, I will keep it short and sweet. I have been told by all the people i know that have read this story that it is amazing(not to mention all the reviews you got for it) and so I am now reading it. So far I like it, and as it seems you are reluctant to say that we can review each cahpter, I shall review every toehr cahpter... wow, that wasn't really short, was it?
ironhair chapter 1 . 8/27/2011
I came here because of nonjon.

From your 1st chapter, I'll say this is a brilliant AU.

Loved the way he sealed his own letter.

The number of chapters sure startled me, but in a nice way :)
Like your story but not you chapter 1 . 8/27/2011
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Akylae chapter 1 . 8/27/2011
New reader, too engrossed to comment 'till now. Devoured 30-something chapters in a few days.

Also, an idea that just crashed into my mind right now:

Harry's & Quirrell's love of space exploration

restrictions on ordinary space travel

Magical space-bending (specifically the inverse of making stuff bigger on the inside)

WORMHOLES!

Seriously! Eeffin' wormholes!

PS - Your story is AWESOME!

PPS - apologies for over-excited review. Still suffering effects of eureka-adrenaline rush.
Vault Boy chapter 1 . 8/26/2011
I'd just like to advise anyone who honestly believes Less Wrong about DLP actually goes to that forum and looks around (particularly at how they're supposedly running a smear campaign against him). They're not the sort of people to tell you you're a unique little snowflake, but Less Wrong is pretty much down right lying about them at the moment.

In regards to what is happening here, this is pretty much a blatant violation of copyright and definitely violating the ToS of . I look forward to seeing the story removed (although I don't have a problem with the story itself; it's author on the other hand...) and hope there is no repercussions for the rest of us.
Kendall chapter 1 . 8/26/2011
I've never been moved to comment on a story after the first chapter, but I've never read a story this good.

Your writing style is unconventional, but it reflects exactly how I think, which makes the funny parts all the funnier. And wow, there are a lot of funny parts. Your Harry isn't anything like canon!Harry, but I think you get the point of fanfiction better than a lot of people who labor to keep their characters in character but forget to actually make them original.

Your status as #1 is well earned, and I'm going to keep reading.
blooming flowers chapter 1 . 8/25/2011
Oh. My. God.

I think I just discovered J. K. Rowling's twin.
randomsample chapter 1 . 8/25/2011
I always get really excited when the little RSS icon lights up with a new HPMOR chapter! Haven't read 73 yet, but I'm looking forward to it!
Fenrir666 chapter 1 . 8/24/2011
I'm. LOVING. THIS. This is just too great. I can tell I've hit the jackpot here.
hesitance chapter 1 . 8/24/2011
Such a terrific story! I'm praying for an update-and that I remember the thousand of previous words when it finally comes. (:
Pelahnar chapter 1 . 8/17/2011
I like this. I think it's going to very interesting, yes.

And for the heck of it, I'll review every chapter, too, even if this already has more than enough reviews to justify not doing that. However, if almost 200 people (13,400 divided by 70, assuming everyone DID review every chapter, which I find unlikely) if these 200 readers found it necessary to review this story, then it is either really good or really bad. Considering how much I liked the first chapter, I'm leaning toward the first choice.

Listen to me! I sound so...so scientific! Well, it fits with the fic.

I must read on...
Tavi chapter 1 . 8/16/2011
Wow... This is looking to be quite an interesting twist to the hp 'verse... Thank you TV Tropes for helping me find your fanfic
MichaelaTheUchiha chapter 1 . 8/16/2011
You read TV Tropes. It's easy to see who has read TV Tropes and who hasn't; especially after that "Flat What" at the end of the chapter. xD

Congrats on becoming the most reviewed Harry Potter fic! Strangely enough, it was a few days before my own birthday, although I guess it would have been stranger if it was on my birthday.

This looks promising. I'll keep reading, but I can't assure you that I will review. I'm a ninja reader. And I'm not very good at the reviewing thing.
Taayluur chapter 1 . 8/13/2011
Awesome fic... No wonder people call it the best fan fiction ever written
Guest chapter 1 . 8/13/2011
very good
d20dicemangmail chapter 1 . 8/13/2011
Not to be rude but... Why not announce another "I won't update for at least X weeks/months" kind of hiatus? Not a deadline, just a don't bother-checking-before-this-line?

I adore the fic (I don't know how I missed it for so long - I've been following you since Overcoming Bias but somehow I only spotted this when it was already 40 chapters long) and have managed to get a few friends to read it (still working on getting my girlfriend to try it though).

Oh, while I'm writing, something I've wondered about: I'm almost certain I read a short fic about Voldemort using a similar trick to the one Harry tried with his time turner, only instead of getting a note saying "do not mess with time" he got the secrets of human psychology. Or maybe that was just what he was planning and the fic didn't show if it worked - definitely had a "set things up so that the only stable result is one where this piece of paper has the answer on it" aspect to it. Does anyone know if this was a Yudkowsky story? I've googled around a bit and haven't been able to find anything.
mrs.justenbeeebir123 chapter 1 . 8/10/2011
this is weird
Osma77 chapter 1 . 8/7/2011
I am a nerd, although sadly not an uber nerd. However i love stories with intelligence and wordplay, both play on words and when simple words and phrases are used to express so much meaning. So not only have you started out very well, but i loved the end. A young man, standing in his backyard and starting to realise that his world is about to be turned upside down, and all he can say is "... what?" (misquoted, but it is how i see it in my head).
Anonymous chapter 1 . 8/7/2011
Just wanted to let you know, this Fanfic may be the most reviewed on , but not on the whole internet.

Amynoelle and Heaven's Last Dance, found on has 2,205,632 reviews. Maybe you want to update that summary then... Just informing you! :)
vampireweekday chapter 1 . 8/5/2011
Well I had heard of this story before and when I saw it on TV Tropes I decided to take a look and so far this is pretty good! I was afraid Harry would be this creepy egghead genius child that didn't act like a kid at all but so far he's come across as a very smart but normal 10 year old. So yea I'm eager to read more. ]
J.R chapter 1 . 8/4/2011
I never thought clicking around on would lead me to something like this. I highly enjoyed the first chapter,and cannot wait to read more.

I sense a lessening of sleep in my future...
RebeccaRoy chapter 1 . 8/4/2011
Nice start, oh I can just see a really smart Harry at Hogwarts, let the fun begin!
appleP chapter 1 . 8/4/2011
Mildly amusing, seems to have lost track of its plot and is just too preachy for me. Harry character is completely unrecognisable, I'm beginning to suspect a self-insert. It's okay too kill off a couple of hours but isn't exactly a masterpiece.
AuthorOfDreamsXVII chapter 1 . 7/31/2011
Wow. Now this is something different! I can already tell this is going to be one of the most intelligent Fanfic stories I'm ever going to read. I can see why it's the most popular HP fic on the web, it's Smart! I can't wait to see what happens next. Heheh, the funny thing is, is that I've never even read any of the Harry Potter books. But I don't think that's going to be a hinderence for me, though. Anyway, I hope to learn something! One Love.
braindoll chapter 1 . 7/30/2011
Eliezer, I think the time has come when it would be appropriate to ask for your guess as to how many chapters remain and how long they will take you. I'm not asking for commitments, because I dont want writing to be a chore, but I'd like more data to better assess whether I think this will ever be complete.

I'm still mad at Rosemary Kirstein, and it's been over 8 years since I read her Steerswoman books. In fact, part of why I loved this was that it had similar rationalist action but seemed more cohesively planned and thus finishable. I could forgive you much more easily for an honest assessment than I could for indefinite false hopes.

Sincerely,

A fan
Guest chapter 1 . 7/28/2011
Think that the title of the book and where it actually starts could be made clearer - and in the final word - the What? is missing a question mark, as he is clearly asking a question. But yes, it drew me in and makes me want to read the rest of it.

I've just finished watching all the HP films back to back and now re-reading all the books again. I think this concept is clever and interested enough to see where it goes to read the next chapter...
Nick chapter 1 . 7/27/2011
I'm only through the first chapter, but I really like the idea so far. I'm excited to see where this goes. I'm not a fanfiction person, but I hope this will be the exception.
Saelia chapter 1 . 7/27/2011
First of all, I absolutedly loved your story. It's without a doubt the cleverest, if not the most emotionally compelling fic I've ever read.

I only have two qualms about this story.

First off, and this is the big one, Hermione bothers me. She is too idealistic, self-centered, ignorant, and naive. Her rational and intelligence holds no wisdom, no creativity, and is exceedingly superficial. I just can't see why Harry would like her. She's like a machine with an obsession to be a do-gooder, with no thought to the human beings she is actually trying to help, only thinking of her gains from helping others. There is no emotional connection or admiration for her whatsoever. She falls flat next to brilliant, spontaneous Harry who is truly a conflicted genius, the ambitious, cunning, and deliciously conflicted Malfoy, and Quirrel's outrageously three dimensional characterization.

The other qualm I have with your story may be exactly what you intended, but while it is undeniably innovative and humorous, it doesn't hit home as hard as many other fics in terms of playing off reader's emotions. Maybe it was all the logic, but I only laughed and couodn't cry in this fic.
M chapter 1 . 7/27/2011
Love!
Anon chapter 1 . 7/25/2011
Woah. I'm just about to start reading this but if the reviews are anything to go by, it looks set to be a bloody good one.

I'm gonna apologise now because I tend not to review, mainly because I never know how to type out my thoughts, but then again, it's not as though you need another review! Bloody hell, over 13000 of them. Congrats!
Eben Brooks chapter 1 . 7/25/2011
I'm really not that into the Harry Potter books. Or movies. Or anything else, really. Why? All the characters in the Potter books are either unobservant, forgetful, or both. That's not the only reason, but it's the biggest one.

So . . . what happens when you take the unobservant and forgetful out of the Harry Potter story? And add in, oh, some rational and analytical thinking skills to the protagonist? You get Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky.

Yes, it's fan-fiction. But contrary to popular belief, I don't avoid fan-fiction because I hate fan-fiction. I avoid fan-fiction because I hate anything that is badly written—and I think it's fair to say that probably 99% of all fan-fiction is tripe.

Methods of Rationality, on the other hand, was recommended to me by a good friend, who, like I do, hates the Harry Potter series, and for much the same reason. He first posted about it a while back, but I recently decided (after having watched HP7p2) that I'd give it a try.

I was prepared to enjoy it more than I enjoyed the Rowling-written books. I was not prepared to be sucked in to it so hard that I tore through it in a week marked by staying up way too late for several nights running. It is truly that well-written. No one makes the kind of stupid mistakes that had me throwing books across the room while I was reading the Rowling stories.

As for the rest, well, read it!
LaserKing chapter 1 . 7/24/2011
Definitely the best fanfiction ever written. Few people can meaningfully add content to the original author's work like LW can.

Now, he just needs to get working on that Rationalist!Frodo LOTR fic.
andrew chapter 1 . 7/22/2011
Great so far. Love the parallel universe idea
Shibby chapter 1 . 7/22/2011
The intro to what's probably my favorite work of fiction, fan or otherwise, ever, and the most influential on my current worldview. The superlatives in the previous sentence are meant quite literally. This first chapter hasn't reached the complexity of the later chapters, and the reader might be forgiven for expecting the story to be a one-trick pony. I assure you it is not; in this respect, I can do no better than to second the author's advice that "This fic is widely considered to have really hit its stride starting at around Chapter 5. If you still don't like it after Chapter 10, give up."

The story as a whole is a masterpiece. It does an excellent job of inheriting and building on Rowling's world; expect to see things like sophisticated discourse on the four houses (Gryffindor isn't just the best? Go figure!), advanced Time-Turner usage, and wizards confronting muggles' advanced state. Intellectually, I found that it guided but also challenged my aspirations to rationality.

I could go on for much longer about the story, both as entertainment and as education, but instead I'll just tell you that it gets my highest possible subjective praise and that you should read it. Please.
Jessica Ailes chapter 1 . 7/20/2011
Very interesting start. I like that even though he knows the scientific method and feels he should test this theory of magic, he instinctively believes it, anyway. "Magic is just science we don't understand yet."
arrowthroughmyheart chapter 1 . 7/20/2011
I would prefer it if Harry still called them Aunt and Uncle instead of Mum and Dad or Mother and Father.
The Disappearing Me chapter 1 . 7/19/2011
Harry Potter fanfiction has been written up in an article! :) And a good fanfic at that. It just makes me very, very happy. Anyways, I'm glad I read the article, because it meant I found this fic! Looking through the vault of over half a million stories, out of which - personally - very few are well written and high quality, I missed yours and I've glad I found it now! It seems like a great fic so far, and since both my parents are/were educators, I can greatly appreciate it. I look forward to reading more! :)
Bill Sun chapter 1 . 7/19/2011
You sir, are awesome. I read this all, and love this! This is great, and can you update soon? I am ADDICTED to this story. You should deserve money for this. I read it and have to say that this is just amazing.
Max chapter 1 . 7/18/2011
Best. Ending line. Ever.
annonymous chapter 1 . 7/17/2011
was very poorly written didn't get into this one bit at all. It was just so boring and poorly written, your better off making children books than trying to write this stuff.
Incog chapter 1 . 7/17/2011
Time for me to re-read this story!

Any fanfiction that is already longer than the first 3 HP books combined that I am choosing to REREAD is obviously rather... special.

I'm not even someone who in general reads HP fanfic at all. I found this through the book-reviews blog of the friend of an author I really like. They raved, I clicked, I raved, etc.

Now it's time for me to join the project of "Make HP:MoR the most reviewed fic on "...

so here we go, what i liked, what i didn't...

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chapter 1:

I don't generally like mysterious italicized prologue bits. This one was very short, which was helpful, and probably had to do with how the heck Voldemort became Quirrel, which I'm crazy curious about, so I can forgive it.

The description of a house lined with books is exactly the sort of thing that will immediately appeal to anyone who lives in such a house. for example, me. (Except for the idea of old tissue-boxes, which is definitely a much better solution to that two-layer problem and it's kinda pathetic I never tried it before.)

People who do not, might find the description less interesting. Actually, there's a lot of this fic that I enjoyed primarily because I strongly identified with it (every time it attacked one of my pet peeves with Rowling's books, for example), and I wonder how enjoyable the fic is to people who don't really identify with that sort of stuff. I think this ties in to other issues I had in terms of character balance but that might come up in later reviews.

In general I am immediately opposed to any parents who insist on saddling their child with that many last names, and that was the first thing that turned me off about this fic, but I did eventually reconcile with it. It's still a few names too many, but I decided to view it as part of the important character point wherein Harry actually likes his parents.

By the way, I really do love that you did that.

The Lily and Petunia thing is foreshadowing, or not foreshadowing? "like the world would end if she were nice to her sister, or a centaur told her not to".

"And I thought to myself, what kind of parent names their child Dudley Dursley?"

This is the exact moment in the chapter where I started to become interested.

I really, really appreciate you making Petunia the emotional one because it makes sense for her character in canon and here.

"""Then you don't have to fight over this," Harry said firmly. Hoping against hope that this time, just this once, they would listen to him. "If it's true, we can just get a Hogwarts professor here and see the magic for ourselves, and Dad will admit that it's true. And if not, then Mum will admit that it's false. That's what the experimental method is for, so that we don't have to resolve things just by arguing.""

This was where Harry sounded less like a character and more like an author mouthpiece. As you're already aware, this is a problem throughout the fic... here, it's easy to pinpoint why. It's not because the idea Harry is expressing isn't IC for him, it's because he uses really stilted, forced language to say it, not what you'd expect him to say when breaking up his parents fight but rather what you'd expect him to say when explaining To The Reader what the point of the experimental method is.

There has to be some way of rewriting that snippet of dialogue to flow better, while still expressing the same point. And since this is an entire 72 chapter story that has many additional moments where it discusses the experimental method, it's not that urgent that Harry give a definition of it now. The readers can pick it up as they go along. So in this case, definitely a better idea to rewrite for stronger character and weaker infodump.

"Harry's mouth twisted bitterly. He was treated well, probably better than most genetic fathers treated their own children. Harry had been sent to the best elementary schools - and when that didn't work out, he was provided with tutors from the endless labor pool of starving students. Always Harry had been encouraged to study whatever caught his attention, bought all the books that caught his fancy, sponsored in whatever math or science competitions he entered. He was given anything reasonable that he wanted, except, maybe, the slightest shred of respect. A tenured Professor who taught biochemistry at Oxford could hardly be expected to listen to the advice of a little boy. You would listen to Show Interest, of course; that's what a Good Parent would do, and so, if you conceived of yourself as a Good Parent, you would do it. But take a ten-year-old seriously? Hardly."

This whole rant is a bit over the top.

The concept and characterization behind it is important and part of Harry characters, but there's something about it that's off.

Not the central idea- that Harry feels disrespected just because of age, no, that makes total sense- but the fact that he thinks about this in terms of everything else his father does for him, and insinuates that his father does this for appearances sake ("You would listen to Show Interest, of course; that's what a Good Parent would do, and so, if you conceived of yourself as a Good Parent, you would do it.") when in fact later in the fic he is shown to believe that his father genuinely cares for him...

I think you were trying to dump in a bit too much info about Harry's upbringing (again, not necessary, since much of this comes up more naturally later in the story), possibly in order to introduce the point of departure that is the premise... But the whole paragraph would be more effective if it was shortened and focused more on Harry's very specific frustration about not being taken seriously.

The fight between the parents is well done, and very sad (

Ending was funny, and it was nice to see you using canon reveals from much later in the series immediately.

Onwards to chapter 2!
Sjsofi chapter 1 . 7/17/2011
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Charlotte chapter 1 . 7/16/2011
I'm a Chinese. It's a little hard for me to read your fic and to write the review. I'v read a translation of chapter 1 and then got interested in your fic.I'll work it my best.
Sylkie chapter 1 . 7/14/2011
I didn't make it to far into the first chappie. Got intimidated by the fancy word'n in the author's note. Feel'n rather brain dead the moment...long day. Might try to read another time. Thank you for writing!
Twistedmind365 chapter 1 . 7/13/2011
Did you know that you're kind of famous? Just look up your fanfic's name on Google... It's insane! You got an entire article on Tv Tropes! People mention you all around! It's MADNESS, I tell you, MADNESS! If you keep this up, you'll have a fanbase the size of JK Rowling's!
Anonymous Poster chapter 1 . 7/12/2011
Dear Chris Hallquist,

I think you'll find Yudkowsky has some pretty mad skills too, homie.

He's kind of a big deal in the AI field. He also wrote the Sequences, which are linked on his profile and where Harry's intelligence "comes from".

Respectfully yours,

Anonymous Poster
Chris Hallquist chapter 1 . 7/12/2011
I'm halfway through (just finished chapter 36), and it rocks. I could list a bunch of reasons why, but the main one is that it may be the *only* piece of fiction I've ever read that convincingly portrays a group of genuinely smart characters. Most fictional characters, frankly, are pretty dumb, even if they're officially supposed to be super-geniuses. In fact, in most works, I'd guess that the sum total of all the characters' intelligence is no greater than that of the author. Yudkowsky avoids this trap somehow, though I can't imagine how he does it.
Alaude2019 chapter 1 . 7/9/2011
Lovely so far, I love the idea :3
Ollyis Gonzalin chapter 1 . 7/6/2011
Pre-review: I cannot guarantee that you will ever find my Mid-reviews or Post-Review (they will be written, though), but here is my opinion and the inclinations I have felt on your story before I have even read a single letter in your tale.

Something gives me the impression that you are exceptional at writing, it may be the referral I got to read the story, or it may be the sheer amount of effort you appear to have put into the story. Regardless, I think that this will be a very enjoyable read.

Sincerely, Ollyis Gonzalin
Guest chapter 1 . 7/5/2011
Harry's character is reminiscent of the best of Artemis Fowl.
Nadejsda chapter 1 . 7/5/2011
Haha ! the start is very funny and smart. I already like it.
gecoma chapter 1 . 7/4/2011
Did you know your fic is mentioned on wikipedia at the pagde harry potter fandom under fanfiction

link here:

wiki/Harry_Potter_fandom#Fan_fiction
Swallow-Tailed Kite chapter 1 . 7/3/2011
lawl... MUST READ. :D
2017778 chapter 1 . 7/3/2011
NEARLY 130000 WOOT

THIS IS AWESOME
zork chapter 1 . 7/1/2011
Nightboy-Ephemeral, it's called "delayed sleep phase syndrome".
Ephemeralen chapter 1 . 7/1/2011
You know, it just now occurred to me. Harry's sleep disorder. Is that something you made up or is it based on something real people have?

See, I HAVE THAT SLEEP DISORDER, but I don't know what it's called and I'd never heard anything about anyone affected the same way until I read MoR. I just assumed you gave Harry an obscure real disorder as an excuse to give him his time-turner, but recently someone presented a theory about how Harry's according-to-them-FICTIONAL sleep disorder was caused by something that happened when Voldemort was destroyed etc.

So what is the origin of Harry's sleep disorder?

-

On a completely unrelated subject, after MoR and Luminosity, IMO someone really ought to do a rational!StarWars, next.
bellatrix223 chapter 1 . 6/30/2011
This chapter was awesome i love how this chapter had a chapter was great for the first one lovvvvved it i will keep reviewing!
Ma chapter 1 . 6/29/2011
If I review the entire book in this chapter review, is that okay? I love this story so very, very much. It makes me endlessly happy. I possibly like it more than the real Harry Potter. I will have to be more specific about writing techniques to improve upon later, because right now the only thing I can think of asking is... "when is the next chapter coming out?" I LOVE THIS!

And thank you for dedicating your time towards this noble endeavour. :)

MA
curry chapter 1 . 6/27/2011
I think that you are waiting for thirteen thousand reviews before you proceed; very well; you have given us much - there is no doubt you deserve them, but perhaps consider adding a flattr to your homepage, I feel I have received more than a few dollars in worth in reading your story.
Diz chapter 1 . 6/25/2011
Ha that's a marvelous beginning! Quite creative. I like how you described the bookshelves. That's rather clever putting the books in the back on tissue boxes so you can read the spines. I may try that myself, since I've got so many. You've got a really unique concept though with Petunia and the Professor. I think it's realistic too how people fight. Really, Petunia wants trust, whereas the Professor wants power. I like it so far (and I will try to respect your review rule).

I wondered why you had no one's last name in the family match up exactly. Michael "Verres-Evans", Petunia "Evans-Verres", and Harry James "Potter-Evans-Verres". I find that unrealistic... Petunia didn't seem to be the type of woman who wanted to keep her name when she married and what person identifies himself with three last names? That's a tad preposterous. But okay. I'll read on.
WyldCard4 chapter 1 . 6/25/2011
Hm...

A fine fic. Better than anything I've written. If it's not an all time favorite that is because I am largely a fan of Disney Channel romances.

Anyway, only one serious criticism from me. The True Patronus Charm. you made the Dementors unscary. Triumph over them is too easy. Simply firing off a transhumanist happy thought shouldn't have been enough, or at least not enough [I]easily[/I]. They are some of the most terrible monsters in that world, and Harry triumphed over them too easily. Now I get what you're trying to show, but in a way I'm not sure if I agree with the lesson here. Death comes to everything, even in a transhumanist universe.

Besides that? Intelligent, hilarious, exciting, some fine characters, and a certain respect for canon that I was not expecting. A pleasant surprise, and one I have subscribed to.

I may give a full review at a later date, but don't expect it.
anniepFF chapter 1 . 6/25/2011
Fantastic start! I certainly don't need to read up to chapter 5 to see if I like this story.

I feel a bit sorry for Petunia, again she's not in a happy marriage.
Beazore chapter 1 . 6/24/2011
im just on chapter one, and im in love. i doubt anyones actually reading this, its got so many reviews, but if you are, congratultions on the landmark :)
user1127 chapter 1 . 6/23/2011
I can tell I'm going to love this fic. (:
Giveres chapter 1 . 6/22/2011
I'm not sure if I ever left a signed review, so here goes:

This is pure awesome. I read the whole thing twice (obviously...) I'm not so into the separate story arcs (Azkaban or SPHEW). I love, love, love the interactions between characters and how you quietly poke fun of all the idiocy in canon (eg Harry telling Quirrel to give a safety speech and include things such as don't brew illegal potions in an abandoned bathroom; Mrs. Weasley writing to Ron to say that Bellatrix is hers and someone's shocked reaction of "Molly Weasley against Bellatrix Black?") Also love all the Ender's Game references. All that's missing? AN UPDATE!
Galadriell chapter 1 . 6/21/2011
Holy Geebuz, this is magnificent! I have read through until chapter 12, I believe. I just couldn't stop reading it long enough to review! But never fear, I will definitely be leaving you praises for EACH AND EVERY CHAPTER! All 72 of them. I never want this to end. I want this to go on forever until Harry meets his imminent death. Or imminent immortality, whatever the case may be. Seriously, you managed to crack me up with the last part with the poor boy shouting into the heavens. Ah, Ms. Figgs... Always the dear.

What I love about this is how incredibly intelligent you sound while writing. I only wish I were half as eloquent. You really do bring your own personality into this, don't you? Congratulations on having the most reviews EVAR! You totally deserve it! Wonderful imagery, wonderfully sarcastic thoughts, wonderful Harry! Just amazing. Onto Chapter 2!
wassname chapter 1 . 6/20/2011
This is so great. A fun and light way to learn rationality.
Bailey-potter chapter 1 . 6/17/2011
Too long but okay
Guest chapter 1 . 6/17/2011
This is awesome! You are an amazing writer! this fic!
Ivaylo Dankolov chapter 1 . 6/12/2011
I think that you do a remarkable job of presenting rationality at one moment and causing hysteric laughter in the next. I've observed that it's generally a very good way to attract the attention of the readers and have them take away at least something from the story.

Now, having followed Less Wrong for some time before reading Methods of Rationality, I found that during some of the experiment/technique explanation scenes, I would go "well, isn't that familiar", because the narrative starts to sound more like one of your blog posts and I get thrown out of the story. Not that it's a major concern - most of the time the information is weaved seamlessly into the rest of the scene.

Other than that - I can't really give you any critique, possibly because I'm biased in favor of rational thinking ... also anime and "nerd culture" references. The storyline is engaging, both the dramatic and silly scenes work out equally well, and I hold much more sympathy for a character that just goes out, tests things, and makes choices according to the best model he has rather than a character that goes "oh, it's magic, that must be why".

Thank you for the very entertaining read!
Simon chapter 1 . 6/12/2011
Your fic and your website have changed the way I look at the world. Thank you for writing them.
Simply Slippin chapter 1 . 6/11/2011
Congratulations on your achievement regarding the number of reviews this story has received. I myself have passed by this story a few times before and I must say that you deserve everyone one of them.

I don't know exactly how late this congratulations is, but hey, better late than never right?

Anyways, keep up the good work!
SpyOne chapter 1 . 6/8/2011
My brother usually refers to this story as "What if Harry Potter were written by a writer who is actually good." I find that comment a bit too unkind to fully agree with.

I have never read the books for Harry potter, as I am well outside their target demographic, but I have family members inside that demographic and they made me watch the movies. So I do have something to use to compare.

Methods of Rationality, or MoR as it is known, is an excellent story in its own right. It is the story of an orphan who lived a fairly happy life with his adoptive parents in the world you and I know, only to discover that magic is real and he has the opportunity to attend school in a land where magic is commonplace. Being of a scientific mind and upbringing, he begins to use the scientific method to figure out exactly how magic works.

He also learns that he is likely going to have to confront an evil wizard bent on genocidal world domination at some point, and begins to prepare himself for that.

I can think of one specific point where MoR is better written than the books by J.K. Rowling: J.K. Rowling has said that she made Harry, in her books, rich (within Magical Britain) because she didn't want to have him worrying about how to pay for his schoolbooks, or repairs to his robes and such. However, she seems to have overlooked that being rich would solve a great many of Harry's other problems, as well. As MoR's Harry points out, there are certain purchases which are only reasonable and prudent, so much so that any guardian who did not agree to them would be easily removed by the courts. If there is a reliable prophesy that one will have to fight for one's life, hiring a tutor in self-defense is reasonable and prudent. In fact, not doing so would be considered reckless.

I have derived hours of enjoyment from The Methods of Rationality, and hours more from reading it aloud to family members. It frequently produces moments that make me laugh out loud.

If you are in the mood for a story of a boy from the mundane world who gets to learn to become a wizard, I recommend Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. If you aren't in such a mood, I recommend you try it as it will probably change your mind. And if you are a fan of the Harry potter books, ... I am given to understand that makes it even better. ;)

SpyOne

06/09/2011
Tatsuhei chapter 1 . 6/7/2011
Good morning !

I heard about your fic and I would like to read it in order to improve my poor English. Some sentences about rationality are not very clear to me but I'll try to translate what I don't understand in French - my mother language.

It could be argued that Harry has a very "unusual" behaviour for a ten-year-old boy. I also think this is very "bizarre" (it's always very funny for we Frenchmen to find that sort of words in English) that Petunia (who seemed very limited and narrow-minded to me) married an eminent professor.

Anyway, I'm curious about the methods of rationality and I will read the next chapter as soon as I have a bit of time.
Temassasin chapter 1 . 6/6/2011
this is very interesting nice job
gw chapter 1 . 6/6/2011
I found your fanfic through recommendations on reddit, and am enjoying reading it on my iPad. Thank you so much for making ebook formats available.

Your take on Harry is inspiring. I love to pick apart science fiction and fantasy stories to explain why they can't work, and I'm the sort of person who can't like a story if I recognize glaring plot-holes that others don't seem to care about.

Kindly search-and-replace 'podium' for 'lectern' to make your story slightly more precise. 'Podium' can mean 'lectern', but more properly refers to a raised platform beneath a lectern.
Lady Bookish chapter 1 . 6/5/2011
Oh, wow...
GabrielaMaria chapter 1 . 6/4/2011
This sounds very intreasting.
Mike McHargue chapter 1 . 6/1/2011
This is absolutely, terribly wonderful. I intend to read the whole thing, and I never read fan fiction.

Great!
Guest chapter 1 . 6/1/2011
On the subject of your inheritance of magical ability : How do two wizard parents get a squib baby? Just for you to ponder.
Rationally Procrastinative chapter 1 . 5/30/2011
Captain Death

This discussion was had earlier when Harry and Hermione were first experimenting with spells. The Interdict of Merlin "stops anyone from getting knowledge of _powerful_ [emphasis added] spells out of books". Minor spells can be learned from books. Chapter 23.
David DeLaney dbdatvic chapter 1 . 5/29/2011
Okay, so I checked on my break at work and WALLA, there was another chapter! I only got as far as the first scene-shift punctuation line on break. So had to stick around after work long enough to finish Chapter 72 before I went home.

So there I am, in the Quiet Room where the computers are, emitting little burbles and blorts and squeaks more or less continuously because I _can't_ laugh out loud in there, it's the QUIET Room!, for about 30 minutes. (Because I have to read all the reviews that arose RIGHT after my last one, too.) Well done. I don't think I actually strained anything.

-Dave
Flipnash chapter 1 . 5/29/2011
I was one of the lucky ones who discovered the fic only a week ago and so didnt have to wait a couple months for the chapter update. This fic very much deserves it's title of the top most reviewed fan fiction. I would argue that this is better than the original harry potter books.
Azreal02 chapter 1 . 5/28/2011
No respect. Of course you'd get no respect, if your father was a professor: those are the type of people who think they know everything.
Slayer End chapter 1 . 5/28/2011
I had to come back and reread Chapter 1, you see. It was just too magnificent. You, sir, have come a long way.

Number One Harry Potter Fic, indeed...

Forever Signed in Blood,

Slayer End
Dark Fishie chapter 1 . 5/28/2011
Damn Elizer, this chapter has been worth the wait. I don't know how you do it but the awesome factor is still there, plus humour, solomness, and yes, goosebumps. Congrads on HP:MoR being the most reviewed HP fanfic on this site. I eagerly look forward to the next chapter!
Crazy Iemon chapter 1 . 5/27/2011
I really don't get what's going on anymore. All the scene changes and random jumps and breaks...its become a huge mess that seems to make no sense at all.

Oh well.
Guest chapter 1 . 5/25/2011
Love the shout out to the Fennyman lectures - very cool premise.
FmaFan10 chapter 1 . 5/23/2011
verry good. interesting. i like it
Yuki Minamoto chapter 1 . 5/22/2011
By the first chapter, I am hooked! Thank you so much for making this fanfiction! And you have 12K reviews! Amazing!

~Yuki~
MechaBlastoise chapter 1 . 5/20/2011
Interesting start. I think I'll continue reading.
Richie chapter 1 . 5/20/2011
This is possibly the best thing I have ever read. I just wish I could get my girlfriend/family/friends to read it; alas, now they just sigh resignedly whenever I mention HPMOR :-(
x chapter 1 . 5/18/2011
Brilliant! Made me laugh and taught me some new tricks for displaying books all in the first 5 sentences. I think I'm going to love this story. Last line was perfect.

'Then a boy's voice said, calmly and quietly, "What."'

I'm so pleased to have only heard about this story now. I get all the chapters with none of the wait!
sarj2490 chapter 1 . 5/14/2011
"If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style."

I'm just so in love with this line and the whole story so far and I've only just read chapter 1. Thank you so so much!
Guest chapter 1 . 5/14/2011
It seems to undermine everything that made Harry Potter into Harry Potter, but I admit that I liked it. I'm curious for what comes next.
Dave chapter 1 . 5/11/2011
Truly Awesome.
Evillevi chapter 1 . 5/11/2011
Awesome
Gogrunt chapter 1 . 5/10/2011
Well done
Invisible-chan chapter 1 . 5/6/2011
Wow. Just wow. The basis of your fic is pretty much an idea I've had for a long time, only with an original character. So far, despite only being through one chapter, I find this well written. I'm definitely going to enjoy the rest of this.
LoveTheColours chapter 1 . 5/6/2011
Wow. I really like this so far. It comes very highly reccomended (by multiple people) and if you say it hits its stride in Chapter 5, it must be amazing.
Lizzie's last night chapter 1 . 5/5/2011
sounds good!
HPFan chapter 1 . 5/2/2011
I m a great HP fan...! Having some sort of new experience with him is fabulous! Wonderful work...
ev chapter 1 . 4/30/2011
Petunia: "And Lily would tell me no, and make up the most ridiculous excuses, like the world would end if she were nice to her sister, or a centaur told her not to - the most ridiculous things, and I hated her for it."

Considering how Harry turned out, the world probably *is* ending soon!
khushrenada chapter 1 . 4/21/2011
i like this story. Even unfinished, i put it in my top three along with infinite jest and the count of monte cristo.

I agree with the previous reviewer, readers would enjoy lulls from the major action if they didnt have to wait for an update. Still, maybe you should ignore the pressure to update regularly. I think that you have a lot to say through this work, and as a reader, i'd rather have a delayed masterpiece than a quick fix. Everyone here is drooling over the possibility of a complete hpmor. No one is imagining the emptiness and despair that follows a full read through of a great work of fiction. Reality seems so dull afterwards...

Bugsquirt- i found your review to be annoying. I can't articulate why. Probably something to do with our differing tastes for unorthodox fiction.

I'd like to see an article about how to rediscover motivation in the sequences. I'd contribute one if i ever manage to reason through the process.
PureWaterLily chapter 1 . 4/20/2011
I just wanted to tell you that there is an one-act based off this at Caltech (which, btw, is so much better than MIT) with rational Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres vs. the evil Voltmeter. Let's say they really supported everything science-y here but amplified it by a hundred. I nearly jumped out of my seat in excitement. xD

- Lily.
Ryan chapter 1 . 4/15/2011
Just finished chapter 71. I have been reading this for a week, eagerly looking forward to each chapter. When your story is done, I want to print out a copy of the whole thing, bind it in an old leather book cover, and read it like an ancient tome. It's a very immersive piece of writing and thank you for the time and effort you have put into it. You should be very proud of your creativity. For my part, I will be forcing as many of my friends as I can to read this, as well as thanking the person who force me.

As a side note, I did have some criticsm of a few of your earlier chapters, but each chapter seemed to get better and better, so I don't feel the need to get picky about any particular detail.
MouetteHeartsErik chapter 1 . 4/12/2011
I've read all of what's currently up, and I strongly feel that every chapter of this story deserves a review - if nothing else, in tribute and offering to the author, because if we can't bribe you with reviews, how else can we convince you to keep writing?

Obvious, I know, but it's three in the morning and I don't have the brainpower for subtlety.

The only thing I wish, truly wish, is that you could publish this.

It's hilarious, intelligent, well-written, entertaining, engaging... for heaven's sake, the Slytherins are actually cunning. Rowling didn't even manage that - not to this level, not close.

It feels truthful, as the best fiction does. It's just...

Fantastic. I don't have words right now. A thousand internets to you, Less Wrong, and may all the sundried glory of a thousand different worlds shine upon you forever.
mysticmajestic chapter 1 . 4/11/2011
I was planning on just looking over the first few sentences, as I couldn't really get much information of the story out of the chapter, then I read the whole chapter and I was kind of blown away. I mean, wow. You must have a passion for science, because nothing I've read comes close to this in the science-fiction range - and I'm only on the first chapter.

I'll definitely read on. Time to tackle the proverbial mountain of a story. :)
IWantaPetBadger chapter 1 . 4/10/2011
Well, this is certainly a twist on the HP series. Is Harry supposed to be a real prodigy?
BackgroundRobot-11 chapter 1 . 4/8/2011
Ha, stumbled across this while on TV tropes and thought it sounded funny, glad to see that it was.

Ha, sucks to be Vernon!

Love the ending, Harry's little "What." was so funny!
Kitty O chapter 1 . 4/7/2011
I think I like rationalist!Harry very much. :)

It's nice, because even though his parents seem much better than the book, he still has problems (A slightly cold seeming father, for example).

I found this when I should have been doing homework... On that TV Tropes page. And I thought, heck, I'll give it a try. I'm not a huge fan of the actual HP (the character, I love the books) so this could be just the slight change I need. It's his stupidity that tends to annoy me, because I'm a little more rational myself, lol.

This is intimidating in it's professional-ness. Eep.

Okay, I DO have homework, so I'll have to work my way through this slowly, I guess. Expect more reviews from me.
jrrt chapter 1 . 4/6/2011
it might be hard to write because now you have heavy expectations on you. naturally you want to be from those bonds.

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the solution is to do what she did.

you must write the next MOR update while drunk
I chapter 1 . 4/6/2011
me

They have. They are just not as important.

Great chapter. I was starting to worry about the delay.
Another Anonymous Fanboy chapter 1 . 4/2/2011
So I read this in its entirety in March and the day after I finished you updated. Now I'm like "Where's the updates why is he so slow with the updates" but I realised that I'm expecting you to update every day when I didn't even consider that you spent time making the updated chapter for March 22 good.

So that's good. I'm an idiot and you're the greatest writer ever. Your characters have motivations and flaws. This is a jewel.
Star Sage chapter 1 . 4/1/2011
I was linked to this via TVTropes page about Muggles Do it Better, and have only read the first chapter, but you've already gotten 3 actually lols out of me, and I expect more are forthcoming...mostly because the home you describe could be my home, though we have 2 rooms dedicated to books, and include things like romances, fantasy, and others, as well as sci fi and books of learning. Thank you for taking a time to type this up, as a former fanfic author myself(Final Fantasy VI:Tritoch's Last Stand, and Power Rangers: What Worth is a Tear) I can defiantly sympathize with you if this project becomes daunting, but you have made one guy laugh, and that's a lot. Thanks.
pennilee chapter 1 . 3/30/2011
Amazing. I'm speechless.
Sonofasun chapter 1 . 3/29/2011
I personally don't see what's so special about this story. Well, actually I do- it's hilarious and has pretty good plot. BUT I don't see why it's better than all those other awesomemazing Harry Potter stories.

On the other hand, if this Harry Potter story gets enough reviews, it can be the one to FINALLY get more reviews than that awful Twilight story. So... yeah. Keep up the good work. :D
A.N chapter 1 . 3/25/2011
Awesome fic! Is there any way you could uplod it to Archive of our Own? It has a nifty fic importer, and it's more usable for people with difficulties with FF.N's interface. It also has automatic fic-downloading options for people who want to download the fic, so you wouldn't have to maintain epub and mobi and pdf alternatives unless you wanted, because AO3 does it automatically. It lets you have more freedom with characters and relationship categorization and other tags, which helps people find the fic and also other fic with similar themes. It also allows automatic linking to fics inspired by this fic, which you also have. :) And if maintaining two fics in progress isn't something you're interested in doing, could you upload it to AO3 when it's finished? :)

Archive of Our Own: /

You have to put in your e-mail address to get sent an invite link, but there are a lot of them floating around, and I'll bet a lot of your regular readers could give you an invite link if you wanted. :)
Marc Coram chapter 1 . 3/23/2011
This... This is AWESOME. I've only read the first page, but that was great! It's great on many levels. Let's see: there's the amusement of its relationship to HP which juxtaposes it against pleasant mindlessness (I enjoyed HP), then there's the reference to Feynman (always a plus), but the way it so sharply embodies/caricature intellectualism and emotionalism and emboldens Harry Potter of all people to defend HONEST empiricism, gives the expected shame and then the unexpected spark of scientific discovery on the making. That's just AWESOME.
A Befuddled Fan chapter 1 . 3/21/2011
Our science teacher is a fan of this and made us all read it. You explain things really well.
FYI chapter 1 . 3/14/2011
...this is the second Google result when you search "fanfic." Congratulations.
Manny L chapter 1 . 3/14/2011
Exquisitely compelling
br1an chapter 1 . 3/14/2011
I don't know where to start with a review, so I decided to start with the first chapter, and not so much review as encourage, recommend and evangelize for anyone on the fence to read this, and to keep reading, and to take the ideas and the premise seriously. I really enjoyed the original Harry Potter books, but always with a kind of slight guilt and a frustration at them for not being a little more coherent, taking certain things, and their audience, a little more seriously. Each book had one or two things that just felt like small, but somehow fatal and almost unforgivable flaws, that I nonetheless forgave and tried not to dwell on.

HPMoR (this story, by Eliezer Yudkowsky/Less Wrong) may not quite be *perfect* either (a few passages can be confusing on first reading, or less than 100% accessible to a less patient or well-prepared audience), but it's damned close, and more importantly, it takes nothing important for granted, takes few or no easy shortcuts, never half-asses the important stuff. I'm doing everything I can to expose people to this wonderful, fun-but-nutritious mental smorgasbord or ideas, humor, and lessons all wrapped in a delicious, digestible and delectable format that in so many ways improves upon that which most other fanfiction would simply seek to imitate or emulate.
katerad4 chapter 1 . 3/11/2011
Oh goodness, this is going to become quite addicting isn't it...
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWQYZ1234 chapter 1 . 3/11/2011
I've passes this story in peoples favourites for a while and I just decided to read it. good job! I'm going to read the next chapter now ;)
JohnGalt chapter 1 . 3/10/2011
I never thought that I would actually read a fanfiction. In my mind, that's something my 12 year old cousin is in to. I'm an engineering major who needs to be spending his time studying - not reading fanfictions. But when someone posted this on my Facebook wall a couple weeks ago, I decided to give it a try. I almost didn't, but I'm so glad that I did. Within two chapters, I was hooked, and by now, I've read all 70. This is hilarious, engaging, and informative. I probably enjoyed reading this more than I did the original Harry Potter books, and I've been on that bandwagon from the beginning. Harry Potter has been a tradition in my family - when I was ten or so, my mother would read them to my brother and I before bed, and as we grew up, we continued reading them, or at least the first chapter, together, out of tradition. But I digress.

As someone who considered himself a rationalist before reading this, I knew a lot of the science already, but a lot of it was refreshing and new - And I've added Less Wrong, Overcoming Bias, and a few other related ones to the list of blogs that I regularly check.

It says to offer what criticism I can in this helpful text box below me, so I suppose I will do so. My least favorite parts have been (generally speaking) the most incredulous. The absurdity in some parts is, in my opinion, too much. My favorite parts are the interpersonal relationships between the characters, particularly Harry and Hermione, and Harry and Dumbledore. And of course, more science is always a good thing.

I'll be checking frequently for a new update - and I'll try to review every chapter as it comes out, from now on.
Mango chapter 1 . 3/6/2011
Reading this for the second time...it's so good, and I figure I owe you about sixty-nine reviews, because I only left one the first time through.

I love all of your characters and your writing; it's awesome.
Admiral Skippy chapter 1 . 3/6/2011
I feel like I owe you a review so here it is: Happy boom-boom swamp!
dbatres chapter 1 . 3/4/2011
looks like it has some potential i'd like to keep reading
Circaea chapter 1 . 3/2/2011
Okay, I've been reading other reviews, and saw a bunch of people saying they wanted to see one thing or another in more depth. "What are the classes actually like?" "What do the students do all day?" Sometimes people point out that Rowling didn't give us very much of that either.

The universe of the Harry Potter books leaves a lot of readers feeling like there is a big gap between the potential for stories and what stories they have actually been told. I recently set out to try my own hand at fanfiction (motivated in no small part by the awesomeness of this one, which is, to me, the gold standard for fanfiction awesomeness). /story/149388 , if anyone cares. I decided to take things at a nice leisurely pace, explore lots of those corners, and not try to structure anything like a novel.

I think I can safely say that MoR already does a _lot_ of delving into those hidden corners that reviewers keep asking about. MoR will be, in another 65k words, the length of the first four Harry Potter books _combined_. And it's what, 3/4 of the way through the timeline of the first book? This _is_ what exploring those corners looks like!

The problem with going into everyday details, e.g. with a class, is that it is very hard to make it as exciting as the rest of the story when it has to compete with action sequences. I don't even try in my fanfic, but MoR has a mission - the author really wants to get and keep new readers so that he has an expanded audience for ideas he cares about. He has an incentive to try really hard not to lose fickle readers with a slow chapter, but so far the whole thing is really good! It is _very hard_ to take the Harry Potter universe and slow stories down as much as MoR does while _consistently_ maintaining the qualities that make it so engaging. If he went any further in that direction, MoR would be a very different story than the one he wants to tell.
The StrayXIII chapter 1 . 3/1/2011
I'm so glad I practically live in Troperville. This story is so good! And it's just the first chapter! I'll shut up now and get on reading-70 chapters and counting, huh? Let's get it started then, shall we?
butterflydreaming chapter 1 . 2/28/2011
This is excellent. I'm actually up to Chapter 22 in three days of reading, but since my phone app doesn't work with the comment feature, I have not been able to leave a comment until now.

It's quite a page turner! I'm enjoying the read without trying to guess ahead. I absolutely love your depictions of McGonagall and Hermione.
WB chapter 1 . 2/28/2011
This story is to Harry Potter what Gregory Maguire's Wicked is to the Wizard of Oz.

Happy birthday, HPMOR. Hope the party is fun.
Spicylettuce chapter 1 . 2/28/2011
This story was recommended to me by a friend, so I thought I'd give it a try. Looks pretty interesting so far so here goes. I'll start reading this as regularly and often as I can. So here's your review. I'm off to go read :)
loserthree chapter 1 . 2/28/2011
Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday dear ,

Happy birthday to you!
Goldrune09 chapter 1 . 2/27/2011
Truely a day of the lowest probability for a scientific person...
Steven chapter 1 . 2/27/2011
Loved everything about the series so far! I started when about sixty five chapters were out, now I'm checking back frequently waiting for new ones. Just amazing. I can't talk this series up enough and and trying to get some of my friends to read it. Please, keep up the amazing work!
Benman chapter 1 . 2/25/2011
I, for one, read this fic for the dialogue-heavy chapters first and foremost. I've really enjoyed the more recent ones, although I can see what you mean by referring to it as "bridge"-it does feel like the second book a trilogy.

The idea of Quirrel as Hermione's Mysterious Wizard was probably the funniest bit of chapter 70, not least because McGonagall is pretty clearly in that role already. Which doesn't bode well for Minerva, now that I think about it.
Doug Lampert chapter 1 . 2/25/2011
Geniusly-Unique: Yes a lot of the girls sound silly, but I don't think it's anywhere close to "incredibly foolish and silly" because they're mostly pre-teens.

I can be quite credible about how foolish and silly pre-teens can be. Especially in groups.

If anything they're too rational and sensible to be credible, they actually come up with a plan and are prepared to execute it on fairly short notice, and the plan isn't COMPLETELY disconnected from their alleged goals (just mostly).

This sort of thing is why groups of pre-teens SHOULD have adult supervision, unfortunately these are at Hogwarts and McGonagall can't be everywhere at once, for one thing she's got the rest of the staff to oversee, and that's enough childish idiocy for most people.
I Love The Smell Of My Armpits chapter 1 . 2/25/2011
Listen Dickhead. This fucking garbidge really sucks. Go write something good, asshole!
Metropolis chapter 1 . 2/24/2011
A great start to an amazing story. I've read all the way to chapter 70 already, and I felt I just had to review this. This fic has actually changed the way I think about the world, and the way I think about science. Thank you so much!
Shebali chapter 1 . 2/24/2011
Don't have much to say, but here's my contribution to rewiev heap anyway :)

Love this story even more that back when I read first few chapters. Didn't think it possible, but I'm glad to be proven wrong on this account
Vercingetorix1234 chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
You shouldn't worry about your dialogue. I, for one, find it interesting.
dvnmss3 chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
This is marvelous. I had it from a friend that your fan fiction makes him literally laugh out loud-and I've been needing a break from writing my thesis-but I wasn't prepared for this level of excellence. Can't wait for the next chapter!
jessj chapter 1 . 2/23/2011
great story so far
Anonymous chapter 1 . 2/22/2011
Feminist witches.

REALLY?

This is freakin' awesome.

And nice allusion to Enchanted Forest Chronicles! Eeee!
Allison chapter 1 . 2/22/2011
My apologies for not logging in, but I'm feeling rather lazy at the moment, that and it's difficult to type on an iPod. Your first chapter was brilliant. It made me grin at the cleverness of the whole descending into madness with style bit, and laugh maniacally at the last scene. I look forward to a many future chapters.
Tashie chapter 1 . 2/19/2011
I left the Harry Potter Fandom some time ago for Naruto, and I've only just came back. The last time I read this was chapter 26 in June last year, the email has been sitting in my inbox since.

I was going through my inbox the other day and thought to myself, I haven't read that Harry Potter and the Methods of Ratioality in a while, because this trueley is a funny story. I descided I would start reading it again from the begginning.

And here I am, enjoying it more than ever.

On to the next chapter...

Tashie xo
ARMH chapter 1 . 2/19/2011
Great first chapter. I love how we get a feel for Harry's whole family in this one short chapter.
psychothumbs chapter 1 . 2/18/2011
I love this story! I've been reading for a long time but had never yet bothered to sign up for and review it. Great message, great story, great characters. Keep up the good work!

What prompted me to finally leave a review was I found this: .

I don't know if you've seen it before, but it is basically a novel length "Rationality of the Rings" where Mordor is a bastion of reason and science under attack by the statist magic-armed elves and their human puppets. The original Lord of the Rings novels are how people remember this conflict in the future, history having been written by the victors.
Flexiloquent chapter 1 . 2/14/2011
You have blown my mind.

This is quite possibly one of the best anything I have ever read. I am roughly half way through but wanted to express my admiration for this fic.

Thank you
Guest chapter 1 . 2/13/2011
Guys, guys. This is a fiction aimed at adults; the author has said as much. Darker material or not, half of the concepts would fly high above a kid's head.
Arun from India chapter 1 . 2/12/2011
Dude! Please update soon
John K chapter 1 . 2/10/2011
I have really enjoyed this fic and hope that it continues.
Maggie K chapter 1 . 2/10/2011
this isn't a chapter review, I just got to the end and realised this was a WIP and cried :P

then I posted "That reminds me, Dumbledore refused to be my mysterious old wizard, is there someplace I can write to get another one?" to twitter and was told "The BBC, they're chock full of the bastards." and thought I'd pass it on to you :P
Mimi Moonstone chapter 1 . 2/6/2011
I love the last three lines XD
Zak McKracken chapter 1 . 2/6/2011
There's exactly one thing I'd like to be different here: The change from present to past tense after the fourth paragraph. The text goes from sounding like a TV script to sounding like a novel there. I like the novel better :)

All else: coool! I'm not a fan of Harry Potter actually, but this is quite the interesting story you have there, and I like it.
2wingo chapter 1 . 2/5/2011
"If he was going to descend into this madness, he was going to do it with style."

That was one of the best lines I've ever read.

I've never read a fic like this one, before. I'm looking forward to continuing it.
one one comma one one one chapter 1 . 2/5/2011
11,111 reviews. Congratulations, Mr. Wong on the milestone

Professor McGonagall isn't going to be Hermione's Old Wizard[tm] is she?
inermis chapter 1 . 2/4/2011
What was that? Read c. 5 chapters till you decide if you like it? I'm loving this already! Sorry, can't review more, have to continue reading. :)
Avi chapter 1 . 2/2/2011
I haven't read more than a few chapters of the original, just seen the movies, but I like the premise and can see the parallel with the original. I'm curious already where this is going.
The Bardomicron chapter 1 . 2/2/2011
In Chapter 6, The Planning Fallacy, there is either a clue, or a flaming red herring, to a major plot twist later in the story. When Harry refutes McGonagall's unverbalized thoughts of familial abuse it occurred to me that this could be one very large setup. McGonagall references the Obliviation charm and obliviated abuse leaving aftereffects, and, it might just be my twisted mind, but what if Dumbledore set up all of Harry's supposed life with the Verres-Evans family? He could have been living the canon childhood and had it all replaced in his and his family's minds. What if...
spike1395 chapter 1 . 1/31/2011
I haven't had time to read all the reviews, so sorry if someone said this already.

It seems to me that you're kind of overusing the phrase "Noble and Most Ancient," and I think that was designed more for the House of Black specifically.

I love the story though!
Great Sage Equal to Heaven chapter 1 . 1/28/2011
I'm now following the "every chapter you read, you give a review" rule and I have to stay I'm enjoying it very much. Prediction:

Harry starts off on a vague theory and tries to build a magical equivalent SIAI, handwaving away or deceiving himself as to the potential pitfalls, and it takes Hermione to save the world- proving that rationality isn't about being the brightest or coolest or having special powers. (Not that I'm saying Harry is noticably brighter in absolute terms than Hermione- but he's built up alot of instrumental rationality he can throw around when he needs to so he punches well baove the intellectual weight of an extremely gifted eleven year old). But proving that only half a lesson in rationality can make you more stupid, and that nature will still kill you even if you're 99.9% of the way to the bar it sets for you to jump, Harry will doom the world (like pre-enlightenment Eliezer, although Harry probably has alot more Bayesian artillery to fire at the probelm hence the scale of his self-decpetion will be bigger) and it takes Herminone to save the world.
anony chapter 1 . 1/27/2011
This is the longest 1st year story I have ever read. Seriously, it's ridiculously long. Are you gonna do the rest of Harry's years at good ol' Hogwarts? 'Cause you are already getting to about 400k words. That's like 5 times as long as the actual first book! Good story, Cheers!
muffin king chapter 1 . 1/27/2011
epic fic is epic
NoDrogs chapter 1 . 1/26/2011
This is an extroardinary well-written fic, that has done what I wish many more stories that I had read had done: It made me think. No greater praise can I give.
Drix chapter 1 . 1/25/2011
I ready some of the other reviews and I think that people are taking a harsh stance on your Hermione. She's still a child who, despite her brilliance, hasn't had a great number of friends in her life and is used to standing out, and now she's told that she will NEVER surpass her best friend/greatest rival. I would want to cry to. But she held herself together, which I find admirable. No one starts their adolescence wanting to be someone else's sidekick, what makes Hermione strong is the desire to be better. The more she grows and becomes strong the more she can challenge Harry to do the same, at least thats what I think. I really do think you have not only her character, but the mind of a young female prodigy, spot on.

Also, Dumbledore, can't tell if he's senile or just absolutely brilliant.

Either way, thank you so much for the chapter, and putting it in Hermione's POA, she really is my favorite character.
Richard chapter 1 . 1/25/2011
It's hard to keep remembering that Quirrell has his own reasons for everything he does: that at minimumhe's both in the business of delivering object lessons and pursuing his ulterior agenda. Or, in short, bravo. I'm wondering how forcing Hermione out of her comfort zone will serve his plans... I'm also wondering why he wants Draco to declare for Harry right now. Interesting...

I like how you're expanding the cast of characters here. I think Hermione's annoying some people because she's acting 11 (or teenage) while Harry's about 30 and Draco does a good impersonation of 40, even though we know/guess/expect it's a front in his case. I think this is just a consequence of how the characters are drawn at this stage, though, and unless Hermione gets her own transformative experience... Which I could see ending tragically.

So I don't envy you this corner, but I'm looking forward to being surprised by how you slip out of it :)
Guest chapter 1 . 1/21/2011
TheoreticalMagicist: just another random reviewer here.

Two things: first, this could generate infinite energy, but not infinite power with your assembly. The amount generated at each time interval is a function of the current energy in the light beam, which is finite (and the beam area, and the converter efficiency, and remove any losses, etc).

Second, this gives me a very good hypothesis for why most invisibility cloaks that are not the special Deathly Hallow one fail after a while. Each one has its own magical battery, that stores a certain amount of energy, using magic. When it runs out of energy, it stops working. This one might just have an absurdly large amount of energy, not an infinite one; even if it is infinite, you can't extract it at an unlimited rate using the process as you describe.

(But you could feed the output of the cloak-cell into adding more light into the system. *Then* you'd have power increasing exponentially over time, until some of the components give out.)
Amoz chapter 1 . 1/18/2011
Nice fic.

Yo no hablo ingles así que te escribo en español, use el traductor de google para leer este fic y aunque se que en la traduccion he perdido algo, es un increible fic, sigue asi y estoy ansioso de leer el proximo capitulo.

Saludos
The Muffin Lord chapter 1 . 1/16/2011
Fuck hard and in the arse without lube!
Josh chapter 1 . 1/14/2011
Thank you! Made my week - and helped my thinking for the better :) Rock on.
Lord Skippy chapter 1 . 1/14/2011
I meant to review for quite some time, awesome fic, fuck .
BLitZme.2 chapter 1 . 1/13/2011
LORD OF THE RATIONALITY

I would love to see more Lord of the Rationality, or at least a plot summery or even just Bilbo’s plan. Plus your version of the riddle game and Smaug scenes would kick ass. This is several dozen kinds of Win.

THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE

You seem to be missing what I always took as the point of the story. Ao one of three things appears true. One you don’t get it. Two discarded the idea by rejecting one of its assumptions. Three you ignore it for the sake of presenting a reasonable alternative.

So pleas humor me but it always seemed to me that a key part of the original story’s message was if free will and or independence (likely the development there of) are basic to morality than a good God figure can conceivably be obliged to let others do “his work”. The need for the moral intermediaries in such a case is not a matter of true necessity but one of moral necessity, such a being could end any conflict in a stroke but ether in the interest of free will or the growth of the beings it cares for it cannot just hand them a victory they must work for it themselves and be truly able to fail or it is meaningless and hollow providing no struggle which is an essential element in growth or choice.

Also consider this do you really consider it a CHOICE to do GOOD if your only options are good A or good B? In that case how can you say you chose good all you have chosen is A or B where both happen to be good. Thus to chose good it must at least be truly possible to chose evil. So if you believe that choosing good is a vital action morally than evil must be something that can be done and thus the White Witch and her allies must be allowed some form of free action as Aslan appears obliged to her morally as well By his own moral reasoning. Also not being omniscient or having infinite computational ability to examine implications it seems to me that some kinds of interaction are not immoral for a good “God” under these circumstances though no interaction also seems plausible. Further in a case like the later I can see little if any way to tell such a universe from ether our own or one with no God (a bad sigh for logically arguing in favor of God I admit).

This is roughly why I consider it foolish to A. bash belief in religion B. Carte blanche rule out moral omniscient beings C. say an omnipotent “God” makes us and our efforts necessarily pointless as our struggles and decisions and choice to be good could be the whole point. Just as I believe that in the absence of God that is one of if not the only thing we should

ERDŐS IN CHAINS

Insufficient Data For Meaningful Answer.

THUNDERSMARTS

You know a I always assumed MumRah and his Pyramid were protected by magic and or super science (and that maybe he crippled there ship as it was trying to land on third earth)

HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF RATIONALITY

This is both awesome and sufficient though I assume Evillin is the brains of the bad guys ether way a glimpse at hem might be cool but I doubt even one whole story would be awesome or at least ahce the awesome density of HPMOR

FATE/SANE NIGHT

I don’t get it anyone please advise

TENGEN TOPPA GURREN RATIONALITY 40K

Best copout ever.

Though I wonder if your solution to spiral nemesis is the same as mine.

If I understand the problem correctly spiral nemesis I when the energy and mater created by overuse of Spiral power turns the universe into a huge black hole, which is of course very bad. Well what I would do to solve this problem is to use the unlimited energy provided by Access to spiral power, to push all for the mater and energy of the universe apart on a truly cosmic scale. Thus reducing the density of the universe and averting the collapse, as black holes are a function of density not mass. This of course does not work in certain space time geometries especially ones that are closed and or finite and possibly some or all open and infinite.

If anyone sees an error in this I would like to know pleas.

UTILITARIAN TWILIGHT

In the interest of completeness here is a list of Negatives. Loss of reproduction, Severe emotional upheaval, Mood swings seem apparent (Have only herd bashing and seen ri tracks of movie 1 to base this clame on), Increase in aggression and territorialism, Reduced impulse control, Possible dulling of emotions, Possible supernatural unknowns (we grant Psi advantages it is idiotic to ignore this angle and foolish to not investigate it.)

At the very least she should realize not everyone wants those and two we would be boned as a species if a method for the population to bread was not established, though she has a good point. Also this is a manageable issue but still an issue, how are we getting all the needed blood? I doubt our livestock capacity could stand even a 30% switch over to pure carnivore in the short to midterm and in the long term it has some large problems (carnivorous inefficiencies and all), also it makes manned space travel a pain.
The Quiller chapter 1 . 1/12/2011
I made the mistake of reading this in class and started laughing hysterically in the middle of a calculus lecture, which resulted in an awkward silence, many incredulous stares, and flustered apologies on my part afterwards. I regret nothing. This story was more than worth any trouble invested in reading all two-hundred thousand plus words.

Thank you for proving that quality of content and quantity of updates within a limited time period are not mutually exclusive.

~The Quiller
Tormuse chapter 1 . 1/10/2011
It says at the top of the page that this story "doesn't hit its stride until chapter 5," but really, this is a strong start, in my opinion, that is very promising. The character descriptions and reactions are interesting enough to make me want to read further.

Also, I totally use Harry's trick of propping up the back row of books with tissue boxes! I thought I was the only one who did that! :D
Candian Bacon chapter 1 . 1/8/2011
...I got as far as chapter 15 and my brain just gave out on me...I guess it might be that it's 11 pm when I'm reading this...but...Sir/Lady-person...I can't read this any longer...It is one of the most brilliant fan fiction's I have ever read...but it makes me feel so stupid that I'm getting a headache just typing this...Continue on with amazing story and made one day when I'm smarter...then I can continue the quest of reading this fan fiction...Good Day.
TerminallyCanadian chapter 1 . 1/8/2011
This is officially the best fanfiction I have ever read. And it inspired me to start experimenting again, interestingly enough. And it also inspired me to read through the entire Less Wrong website. I just started, and it's a very good website.

Thank you for taking the time to write this story. I have enjoyed it immensely.

- Brandon Cleveland
HarmonyInRiverwood chapter 1 . 1/4/2011
Really well done, I'm hooked. i love stories where Harry grew up with a loving family! Although his hyphenated last name bothers me a little, its extensive. I might get hooked and read a few chapters tonight! Even though i have jury duty tomorrow! THANKS!
OctopusByStarlight chapter 1 . 1/3/2011
Oh wow, I love this! Your writing is phenomenal, and I absolutely love the way you ended it. "Then a boy's voice said, calmly and quietly, 'What.' "

My good friend suggested it to me, and I put off on starting to read it for a really long time because I was busy (and still am), but now I'm afraid I won't be able to stop reading. It'll take a lot of effort to pull myself away. Just sayingg.
Becomingwhaturmeantobe chapter 1 . 1/2/2011
I just wanted to let you know that I enjoy this fic extremely. I love looking at the little bits of psychology strewn in (I'm a psych and english major so it's delightful to find two of my favorite subjects together). This fic is also very funny. You've made Harry very delightful. Awesome job!
Dorri732 chapter 1 . 1/1/2011
I signed up just to review this.

I find it hard to believe that someone as obviously talented would spend their time writing with no payment. I am in your debt.
Obi1Nemogbr chapter 1 . 12/31/2010
Fascinating premise with Petunia becoming beautiful and her marriage prospects improving.

Looking forward to reading the rest.
Kristoffer Forslund chapter 1 . 12/30/2010
This applies to the work as a whole, and to its many facets. I cannot praise this enough. I think I understand exactly what the author is trying to say and present, both philosophically and as a work of fiction, and I have been looking for exactly that in so many places. I would go so far as to say that it is worth it to read Harry Potter solely for the purpose of then getting to fully enjoy Methods of Rationality. I fully mean this.

If there is one thing I would point out as detracting, it would be that Harry sometimes displays a slightly patronizing chivalry towards Hermione. But this is a small detraction only, and somewhat balanced by her own efforts to work against it.
Andread chapter 1 . 12/29/2010
a well rounded thank-you... FUN!
fohtia chapter 1 . 12/28/2010
nolonger12yearsold

At the Luna-is-a-seer comment, wouldn't that mean Draco would be carrying a child?
asd48s6 chapter 1 . 12/28/2010
This has to be the most entertaining story I have read in well over a year, with the fact that it is an amateur production (in only that you are not being paid for your work) making it possibly the most impressive fiction I have read to date. The story itself is fantastically written and fleshes out the universe that J. K. Rowling originally created, while warping it slightly to create a world that is utterly believable while losing none of the original magic. Here’s hoping this story continues on for a long time to come.
Morgan Fakle Name Freeman chapter 1 . 12/28/2010
YOU SAID NO MORE THAN A MONTH BREAK HISSSS BLOORGH

/ahem/

Sorry about that; I succumbed to the mob mentality

I recently reread this fanfic from the beginning and I'm surprised at how much I did in fact miss, including some of my new favourite scenes in fanfiction ever.

I only wish a paradigm shift or two would occur and AI technology was improved to the point that you could spend every day writing this.
fuzzyontheinside chapter 1 . 12/26/2010
I don't think the extent of my admiration for the author can be put into words, so I will not try.
D chapter 1 . 12/23/2010
A great start to an amazing story, this is my third time reading and i'm loving every word. I can't wait until (hopefully) the book about rationality that you mentioned is published. Good luck!
Papalio chapter 1 . 12/21/2010
First chapter review-

Very entertaining, the voice of the narrator sounds like Groucho Marx to me. Or like the Alan Alda imitation of him. Great parody without being too arch in any way.
Kirinin chapter 1 . 12/19/2010
Huh. So I read the first chapter of your fic on your pdf file, and I officially love you. Moreover, I've noticed that the first chapter of your story on the pdf and the first chapter of your story on ff-dot-net differs. I'm guessing the pdf is the more 'recent' version, but I'm not sure. Which is it?

-K
melchiorgabor chapter 1 . 12/18/2010
That was nice. It wasn't too good, but it wasn't bad. It was nice. But, then again, it's only the first chapter.
Jim chapter 1 . 12/17/2010
Nice. The initial point of divergence does set up a nice backdrop against which I look forward to reviewing the rest of Harry's evolution as a character. Thanks!
Joarib chapter 1 . 12/16/2010
A very exciting start of the story.

I just heard about this story from a friend, and thought I wanted to try read it since I'm a Harry Potter fan.

I find it very interesting, how you are altering the Harry Potter universe without changing the relations between the characters in the original version (like Petunia still being Lily's sister).

I look forward to read more of the story.

/Joarib (Denmark)
kitsunealyc chapter 1 . 12/15/2010
I've been hearing lots of great things about this fic, so I'm *finally* getting around to reading it. So far, it doesn't disappoint at all. Looking forward to much more. Thank you for going the distance!
bsrkaditya chapter 1 . 12/14/2010
How do you sort stories by reviews?
vighnngaigh chapter 1 . 12/13/2010
yay i think I got the thousandth review! hooray for methods of rationality! may it live on forever and ever for all quirrel points, amen!

:)
Gelacacine chapter 1 . 12/13/2010
I really like how Petunia is sort of brought to life: perhaps her issue was jealousy, but seeing it from her perspective first, before seeing what she does with it, was very illuminating. Considering it is somewhat disappointing how little the so called 'good' wizards in the orginal series not to help the muggles (even in the background), this does show both issues: a) muggles would be jealous b) muggles would want help. The second one they should be getting anyway.

I find it ammusing that yelling is uncivilized, and it sounds like Harry charges in yelling.

The what at the end should really have a ? beside it, else I am rather confused.
Mcxz chapter 1 . 12/13/2010
This is the best fan-fiction and rationalist fiction I have ever read. Can't wait for the next chapter.
Gryffindor for Chaos chapter 1 . 12/13/2010
There was a long silence in the backyard.

Then a boy's voice said, calmly and quietly, "What."

It's probably a sign of obsession that I immediately noticed that there was a revision in the first chapter when I read this new part.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/13/2010
I'm not quite sure how to review this story. It's a superb work, building on everything that is great about the originals and quietly or invisibly repairing the real flaws. The characters that were just paper cutouts in the originals have life and vitality. On the other hand, Harry comes off as more than a bit improbable, for a child. I can't help but wonder, however, if my opinion of Ender would be the same if I had waited until my present age to read that book. I recommend this book to anyone who has come in contact with the Harry Potter universe in any form. There is humor here for everyone, regardless of how well you know the original works. There is intelligence and pathos and wonder in abundance.

I recommend that you pay close attention as you read this book; I'm now going back and rereading it and I can see many details that I hadn't noticed before. I'd like to point out just one:

"Who else was there for Draco now? Dumbledore? After what he'd done? Draco would sooner have been burned alive."

In the original story Draco was just a thug with a rich father and no cunning, but here we see that Draco is a real person, with real motives and abilities, with real hopes and dreams and now with real regrets. Before there was no reason to pity or empathize with Draco, but after this we feel his pain. Of course, like everything else in this story, there is a secret hidden here. After learning that secret you can reread this chapter and feel the redoubled weight in these words. Clearly Less Wrong has a gift for writing.

I won't even presume to offer any advice on improvements. I know what I like to read, and this is a fine example of it, but I'm no writer. I can only hope that the sequel can live up to my expectations. :)
scmccarthy chapter 1 . 12/12/2010
I can't stress enough how happy it makes me to read fiction with such competent characters. Combining this with the fairly interesting setting of Harry Potter, and a plot that seems to be excellent so far, was a pretty good plan. This story is AMAZING - keep writing!
simon-st chapter 1 . 12/12/2010
This story setting is so brilliant. I was hooked right from the start, and I had to laugh every other paragraph, although my knowledge of the original HP canon is quite limited. Thanks for this great fanfiction!
MungoJerry chapter 1 . 12/12/2010
This entire exercise strikes me as incredibly silly, but it looks like it'll be a fun ride anyhow. Ha!
Southern Amateur chapter 1 . 12/12/2010
Very interesting introduction indeed. I'm excited to see the next chapter.
koipen chapter 1 . 12/12/2010
I have read every chapter and now plan to place reviews on all of them.

This chapter definitely shows the pure brokenness of the Hogwarts system: they send letter to people's houses without any advice. It would have been interesting to know what would have happened without Mrs. Figg...

Or it was planned all along.

The writing is much more thought-out than in the last chapters I think. Seems you planned it out.
Yekterina chapter 1 . 12/11/2010
First few lines and I am bored already. I apologize.
I WANNA BE THE 10000 chapter 1 . 12/11/2010
Yeah so.
Anon chapter 1 . 12/9/2010
This is a pretty bad idea of posting this when you're probably not around to see it, but Harry seems to have an oddly low amount of interest in things that are not science, in particular it hasn't even occured to him to look at the names of spells from a language-point of view as his only clue as to where they come from.
jeweltheif500 chapter 1 . 12/8/2010
I have this story on my alerts... so when I googled "Harry Potter fanfiction" looking for more, and saw the link to this story, I thought I'd tell you!
Los Grotos chapter 1 . 12/4/2010
Hermione and Harry would have such wonderful, brilliant conversations.

Who could ask for anything more?
Tangshou chapter 1 . 12/3/2010
This is my second time through this story. I didn't review much the first time through so you'll be getting 50 more reviews from me over the next month.

This chapter is a great introduction to the series. It does a great job of introducing Harry and contrasting his idea of rationality and science with with his father's, which is what many people think science is. I also like the argument between his mother and father, where she wants him to 'trust her just this once.' That sounds exactly like discussions that one of my professor's has with his wife.

Classic: 'His father was sitting in the living-room and reading a book of higher math to show how smart he was; and his mother was in the kitchen preparing one of his father's favorite dishes to show how loving she was.'
Shirotora chan chapter 1 . 12/3/2010
Love the story. It's dark, interesting, and has enough going on to keep the reader interested, if not completely overwhelming him/her. Keep up the great work! I really enjoyed reading it. :)
Konsta chapter 1 . 12/3/2010
Harry should study Arithmancy over the summer. If NEWT level formulas only use "basic trigonometry", then with his Calculus abilities, can you imagine what kind of spells and rituals Harry would be able to create? It's scary to think about...
JourneyFawkes chapter 1 . 11/30/2010
I love this fic x3 Its great to see Harry as an intelligent, but struggling to find him self, individual. But its also great to still see the kid in him, like how stuck on things he is sometimes and sensitive (like about his parents). I came across a qoute from my class reading today and it automatically made me think of your story x3 "I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will..." - jane erye
Borror0 chapter 1 . 11/30/2010
"The part of his mind that wasn't convinced was screaming conspiracy! at the top of its lungs. She's in on it too!

The other part of him noted, much more matter-of-factly, she was probably put here to watch you."

While that's an accurate deduction, why is Harry justified in concluding that? At the moment, Harry has no reasons to assume he is special and thinking that every Muggleborn magical child has a wizard watching over them is ridiculous.
ansible917 chapter 1 . 11/29/2010
This is a fabulous, brilliant story. The best fan fictions shed new light on the original source material, and not just play around with the characters and settings. And this fanfic exceeds that standard by also being funny, insightful, and quite emotionally moving on top of it.

The advertising blurb for MoR implies that the author has changed just one aspect of the HP universe (Harry himself and how he was raised) but there are actually quite a few subtle and not-so-subtle changes to the HP universe. The most dramatic change is that none of the "bad guys" are cardboard-cutout villains. They all have depth, and character. They all have plausible motivations. And even though the major historical landscape hasn't changed (there was still a Wizarding War, and Voldemort and the Death Eaters killed a bunch of people) there isn't much that is black and white in this fanfic. This is because, in part, because even the "bad guys" are the heroes of their own personal stories. The "good guys" in the source material also engage in some questionable behavior, and this is brought out further in MoR.

I _eagerly_ look forward to every single update.
SANTARII chapter 1 . 11/29/2010
Hello, I've never reviewed this, being afraid that my review would be inadequate, which is silly, I could always do another anyway )

This is my favourite fan fiction, and one of my favourite stories (indistinguishable from the other favourites, and might even possibly go above the others).

I would like to thank you greatly for this story, and, ehm...

No, that's all that's coming to my mind right now. At least the part that types anyway.

I have recommended this story to plenty of people, my father is one, who already thinks it's amazing, without having even read it yet. I told him about the "Don't mess with time!" part, and the general idea of the whole thing.

Also, the sequences are worse than TV tropes man!

And of course, by worse, I mean better.

Thanks for your latest chapter, I was planning on doing something productive myself, but then you ate 1 and a half hours of my time.

I love reading about Harry from other people's perspectives.

I was slightly disappointed with McGonagall [I originally spelt this 'Macgonacgal'] refusing to listen to Snape and Dumbledore figure out what could have been going on, just because I REALLY would like to know what they wrote down and said. Time travel is the most fun thing for me, I look forward to you doing more of it, and I absolutely LOVE the way Dumbledore avoids paradoxes, and the "Don't mess with time!" part might be my favourite part of this story, or at least, the most fun part.
P-sama chapter 1 . 11/29/2010
you are with out a doubt in my mind the best author I have ever come across on this web site
Hao chapter 1 . 11/28/2010
mynameisthedoctor

On the other hand, I interpreted it to mean that Dumbledore simply didn't accede to Voldermort's blackmail, although your suggestion makes more sense. If what you say is true, the chilling implication is that Dumbledore did indeed have a hand in Narcissa Malfoy death, which could make things messy with that whole thing about the unbreakable vow with Draco.
cahooon chapter 1 . 11/28/2010
In general:

I have been reading this story since May, and have loved it throughout. Having examples of people _trying_ to be rational is useful, especially when it's couched in such an entertaining story.

I'm a real original HP fan. This won me over in the first few chapters.

An author, earlier, mentioned revision of earlier chapters. Especially since you are still getting readers, and this medium is special in that you can revise long after publication, maybe that would be a good idea. I'd reread.

Ch 62:

Another reviewer mentioned that Harry wasn't asking enough questions. I think this is an important point, considering how much deliberation it took for Dumbledore & Snape to decide that it was Voldemort, not Harry, who was the mastermind of the Azkaban escape. I would expect Dumbledore, as bummed as he is about dumping a war on Harry, to still be suspicious of Harry not being much more puzzled and inquisitive than he was in this chapter.
WHCnelson chapter 1 . 11/28/2010
Haven't read this chapter yet but I will...
Quantumfruitpunch chapter 1 . 11/28/2010
I. Love. This. Story!
Dain chapter 1 . 11/27/2010
Powerful chapter.

Ouch, poor Harry...
Rin chapter 1 . 11/27/2010
if your taking a leave/hiatus in the story, the remaining chapter(s) you mentioned will be loooong right?...right?
Guest chapter 1 . 11/27/2010
This is great! I love it!
Quantummilkshake chapter 1 . 11/27/2010
This is a fantastic, creative, masterfully planned and beautifully written story that definitely deserves all of the fameand reviews it has received.
Mickey Phoenix chapter 1 . 11/26/2010
Loved the writing. The "I am better than him. I will use the scientific method *even if it makes me feel stupid*." was wonderful, as was the description of the psychodynamics of Harry's parents' relationsihp.

Wonderful work, and thank you!
DTurtle chapter 1 . 11/26/2010
One thing I really liked about this chapter is simply how competent everybody is. A large improvement in comparison to many fanfics where only one or two people are "powered up" and everyone else is left as they were before.

Keep up the good work!
chelsea chapter 1 . 11/25/2010
presses "like" button
Raemon chapter 1 . 11/24/2010
HoosYourDaddy: This'll be my last post on this topic here, but if you want to continue the discussion my e-mail is raemon777 at gmail dot com. (If you don't have much more to say I think another small post here to wrap up isn't a big deal)

I didn't intend any condescension at all regarding different ways of thinking. I didn't say which was better. Differences in how people think and feel is not something I just made up, it's a pretty established psychological phenomenon (if you're unfamiliar with the Myers Briggs Test you may want to look it up.) People have different ways of perceiving and making sense of the world. Some are more empathetic and respond to emotions (of themselves and other people) and some are more logic oriented. This is different from simply being more or less intelligent.

The value of the Myers Briggs test (in terms of actually predicting useful things) is up for debate, but the spectra of personalities it examines are definitely real. It's not a simple dichotomy (I was exaggerating there) but the people close to Harry's end of the spectrum are genuinely rare.

I definitely agree that Harry is arrogant, disrespectful and likes to be the center of attention. He doesn't actively think "this person is unworthy of my respect," but he does generally ignore people he doesn't perceive as intelligent. When it comes to people like Neville, he DOES value them as people, but he doesn't value them as genuine friends.

At the point in the story you last commented on, he hasn't learned much except that he needs to get over himself when it comes to losing. But the surrounding story (such as statements by Hermione and McGonnagal) have indicated that the author is aware of Harry's failings. And by chapter 60 (specifically, chapter 50), Harry has begun to realize them as well. He hasn't fixed them yet, but realistically people don't actually fix their worst behavioral traits in a few months when they're 11 years old.

What I do take objection to is your description of Harry as "inhuman" with a "cold void in his heart." That is certainly true when he goes over to his "Angry side" (that's the whole point -it's a mysterious dark side) but it is not true the rest of the time, and the way you wrote about it felt insulting to me, given that I share the "robotic" traits you were complaining about.

Re: the Dumbledore/Harry debate. This chapter is flawed, but not for the reason you think. The authors notes actually indicated that Dumbledore was intended to be portrayed as calm, considerate and wise in his own way (whether or not he was wrong about a particular issue) and Harry is supposed to be portrayed as angry and arrogant in a bad way. I think the author fails somewhat there - despite his efforts, Dumbledore comes across as a straw man. I think the reason for this is that Eliezer DOES share these traits with Harry, recognizes them as flaws, but being aware of them doesn't make them go away completely and trying to write about them in the meta way he's doing hasn't quite worked out as well as he'd hope.
Hunter chapter 1 . 11/23/2010
This is incredibly brilliant and I disseminate it as widely as I can. Eagerly looking forward to more and the upcoming nonfiction rationality book!
timunderwood9 chapter 1 . 11/23/2010
When Three Worlds Collide moved me from considering you to be a rather dislikeable arrogant person who said useful and important things, to considering you a likeable arrogant person who says useful and important things. Mainly its the brilliant sense of humor. Absolutely hilarious.

Although, I think the problem Super Happies in When Three Worlds Collide seems a bit false dilemmaish, though the real problem is the details are insufficiently spelled out.
Mind's III chapter 1 . 11/21/2010
I have read this fic straight through three times, and now when I'm bored, I select chapters at random to re-read. It is easily the most well-written, gripping, and frankly SANE fanfiction I have ever read. It is also in my top ten most well-written, gripping, and frankly SANE pieces of fiction in general I have ever read. So, I thought I'd start leaving reviews!

This chapter mainly interests me because of the prefacing paragraph. It's quite out of keeping with the rest of your style and I have to wonder if it's just an attention-grabber or if it's properly linked to the upcoming plot.

When Harry finds some part of himself rubbing his forehead at the same time as having a "bizarre certainty" that magic is real, not making excuses but steadily anticipating, I assume this is the horcrux in him talking. :)

My major criticism is that Harry's parents seem pretty two-dimensional at this stage, as if they have a role to play and then they go back to being scenery. The development you give them later helps, but not much.

Finally, "what kind of parent names their child Dudley Dursley?" is a sentiment that, to me, sums up the entire Potter franchise. When coming across a fanfic that is far better than the original work, like this one, it's easy to heap scorn on the original. Easy for me to forget that one of the reasons it now seems poorly written is that originally, it was a typical moralising children's book, in the escapist fantasy vein, and that your work is a beast of an entirely different nature. Nevertheless, you've blown me away with your epic writing, so big kudos.

I look forward to reading your upcoming book(s).
catbirdgirl chapter 1 . 11/21/2010
I am not a fanfic reader. I happened on this because of a friend who is. I LOVED this. I'm pissed that I have to wait for the next chapter. It's bloody brilliant!
moor van wong chapter 1 . 11/20/2010
not realy possible, but it would be interesting if Belatrix Black and Peter were lovers, and Peter, who isn't quite dead, tries to rescue her from azkaban
Less Wrong chapter 1 . 11/19/2010
This is NOT the end. When you get to the end you will know it. Thank you.
Melverne chapter 1 . 11/17/2010
I read your warning to hang on until chapter 5 and to give up if I don't like it by chapter 10. So far it has been interesting. I would have continued regardless. This seems to be a different story and well written.

-Melverne
lacrimosamaxima chapter 1 . 11/15/2010
First and foremost, I'm reviewing from the first chapter even though I've have actually read all of this so far.

I'm just going to go ahead and get the blatant sycophantism out of the way and tell you that I wholly love you, the Harry/Quirrel/Minerva/Draco/Hermione you have created and the whole plotline and general writing of every single paragraph. I found myself having to close my netbook and walk away from it for several minutes as I was either (A) Laughing hysterically at the references/jokes or (B) Just simply stunned into silence by the absolute and total accuracy with which you have pinned the attitude of a wholly rational mind, it's good, it's fantastic, and it's truly terrible points. I, myself, being a Myers-Briggs INTJ Rational Mastermind and being raised by a foster Father who was a Professor EERILY similar to the Father figure, quite honestly want to hug you.

I've told everyone about this fic. I've twittered about it and even recently, (however possibly futilely), tweeted Stephen Fry about this. And, truth be told, I've pulled a Hermione and sat at my netbook for six hours straight reading this.

This review is but one in 9,073 (now 9,074), but you, my friend, are 1:6,000,000,000.

Yours sincerely,

~Avalesca Farrell-Conquest.
Saiba chapter 1 . 11/15/2010
First of all, I don't know how objective I am going to be about it since I am much partial to Harry Potter. But then subjectivity is an essential ingredient of literature, so we can go with that.

What I did think about this chapter was - Wow!

I loved it. There is genuine thought process behind all this. Particularly good was the part where Harry understands that both his parents are trying to win a different game.

Good use of unexplored situations, like with Mrs. Figgs in the end.

I sincerely think that the author ought to write this thing beyond, mostly for fun. And meanwhile should start working on an original story too. If Rowling would have taken this approach, she would most likely wouldn't have been as big a hit as she is but those would still have been interesting books. When this Harry's logic would confront questions of love and morality, situations would be even more interesting. What would he think of Lily Potter's sacrifice, or the apparent betrayal of Sirius Black.

I hope to read more stories from the interestingly named 'Less Wrong'.
valedicere chapter 1 . 11/14/2010
Lovely. Very funny and well-plotted, if a complete deviation from the books. (But hey, isn't that what fanfiction is supposed to be?)I also loved the Ender's Game references. Very glad that I read this.
Anonymous chapter 1 . 11/10/2010
Hi,

Started reading your story about two weeks ago, and I love it. It's one of the few fics that actually get people thinking. I guess after 327,000 words I should review, but all I really have to say is update soon!
fontgoddess chapter 1 . 11/10/2010
hey, everyone, here's a critique of cannon!HP's educational system that readers of HPMoR may be interested in:

/blog/2010/11/07/no-wizard-left-behind/
Jman12394 chapter 1 . 11/10/2010
a logical harry. ok this is a new one can't wait to see how this turns out
Paganimagus chapter 1 . 11/9/2010
Heh. I just noticed that Lily refused to give Petunia the beauty potion because a centaur told her not to.

Lily eventually giving Petunia the potion led to Harry being raised as a rationalist.

Is Harry the subject of yet ANOTHER prophecy? :P
Robin Lynn Smith chapter 1 . 11/9/2010
well my friend reccommended it. in its interesting. lol
Nick Roy chapter 1 . 11/9/2010
This is ravishingly educational, Eliezer. I'm spreading this to my friends and family and have prompted a writer friend of mine to start working on a rationalist fanfic based on the "Naruto" manga and anime series. Rationalist shounen appears promising due to shounen's overt focus on tsuyoku naritai.
skellytinhood chapter 1 . 11/7/2010
Just starting from chapter 1, and everything looks pretty nice so far. I like how you preserved Harry's strained home life while also toning down the mental abuse. The only thing you've removed from the series that I'll miss is Dudley. He was actually growing on me by the end of the series.

But Mrs. Figg is important right off the bat! I have no idea why that makes me as happy as it does, but let's roll with it!

So, I like it so far, definitely enough to keep reading until chapter 5 at least. I guess I'll keep reviewing at regular intervals or something. Whatever works. I would go into more in-depth analysis and nitpicking every little thing, but not right now. I hope and believe the work will continue to be as good or better than this first chapter. Which it will almost inevitably be.
En-Cu-Kou chapter 1 . 11/5/2010
I've seen the Review *-Revolution thing in your profile, so I thought I'd sign up at this site and comment...

Anyway, I've just spent three days of my life reading this (turns out someone's done the some thing recently...)

It was easily the best fanfic I've read – but I haven't read read that many, so that wasn't much of a compliment. Let's go with this: If the only purpose of reading Rowling's work was to understand Methods of Rationality, it would have been worth it.

Kudos.
Mindless Mimicry chapter 1 . 11/4/2010
Brilliant and please do update
Noozie chapter 1 . 11/4/2010
anonymous responder

(spoiler alert)

Great point with the phoenix being comparable to Dumbledore's philosophy, that's really neat. At the same time, Dumbledore's patronus doesn't KILL dementors and many characters claimed that killing dementors was IMPOSSIBLE. I can see ways for my view to be wrong, but it sure seems like Harry's patronus is "better". There is more room here for Harry to be overconfident here than I gave credit for though.

I clicked on the author's name and the first thing that came up was "Want to learn more about how Harry thinks? check out the lesswrong website!"

Even if Harry is wrong, it really seems like ultimately he will be "right" in a sense, even if that "rightness" is based on the way Harry's mind works. That's my big tiff.

It has been a while since I've thought about a story this much :)
Guest chapter 1 . 11/4/2010
Noozie: Actually, Harry believes that his Patronus is "the" true Patronus, but there are enough hints that is not actually an unique thing. Dumbledore believes in life and death as a natural cycle, and his Patronus is a phoenix, with some special properties of its own. Different philosophies will cause different effects. The dementors also appear to be able to notice things on their own, respond to questions, and smile, despite of what Harry thinks of their sentience.
newbee25 chapter 1 . 11/2/2010
This story was recommended to me by a friend. He kept saying how good it was, and so far (even though it is only the 1st chapter) it seems pretty good :)
Lysara chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
This is incredible.

The best thing I like about it (even more than the humour, that scene in Madam Malkin's still makes me burst out in laughter) is learning about rationality and all that.

And the complicated and intricate plots. It's a beautiful fic :D
josh148513 chapter 1 . 11/1/2010
good start

it will be interesting to see since and magic mix
KenAR chapter 1 . 10/31/2010
Not sure I understand the architecture of Azkaban as well as I thought. Where are the dementors coming from and going to? I'll have to reread previous chapters.

W00t, BTW.
Poliphilus chapter 1 . 10/31/2010
I don't think I saw this in a previous blog roundup - might have been from before you started doing them, can't quite remember when that was - but in case you haven't seen it, I thought I'd let you know that HPMOR has been recommended by Jen McCreight of Blag Hag. She is a moderately popular atheist/skeptic/science blogger, and is generally fairly awesome, so I'd consider that a good endorsement. (I guess I can't include the URL in here, so just google 'blag hag methods of rationality'.)
Benquo chapter 1 . 10/30/2010
I love the fic, and am in agony between installments, but I'm just not sure I believe these last few. Not because he's breaking into Azkaban to save Bellatrix, but because he's doing it to save just one person. Harry seriously thinks he can save the world and cure death, he's scope-sensitive enough to be horrified by parseltongue and worried about grass's sentience - but he'll risk it all to break into Azkaban to rescue one person? With Professor Quirrel, whom he believes to be especially sensitive to dementors?

He seriously can't just say to Prof. Quirrel, "With all due respect, if we want to maximize the number of innocents saved, I don't think this is the best use of my available resources."?

Clever plan on Quirrel's part, though; if they win, he's got Bella and a secret to blackmail Harry with, and moves Harry deeper into the shadows. If they fail, demented Harry wakes up again.

Obviously Draco is meant to be the real hero here; he's the one we see actually learning from his experiences, making do with limited resources, and trying real hard not to let Harry blow up the world. Or at least I hope so. When are we going to see more Draco- or Hermione-centric chapters? Those are the best.
Yvain01 chapter 1 . 10/29/2010
In all my longing for things to hurry up and get real, I forget that after they did I'd still have to wait a week between updates. That's quite the cliffhanger, and only the hope that you might update tomorrow helps me go on.

It's not like Quirrell to miscalculate so badly (unfortunately, it's exactly like Harry). To get himself incapacitated and under arrest, just to save a random Death Eater? I don't believe it. I don't know what his plan is, but I assume it's horrifying, and I'm looking forward to finding out.

Maybe I'm reading too much into the title Stanford Prison Experiment. The Prison Experiment doesn't seem to be going on among the Azkaban guards, who seem suitably repulsed by the whole thing and willing to leave the actual cruelty to the Dementors. And it's not going on among the Dementors, who are Pure Evil and don't require special reasons to show it (a plot twist where the Dementors started off as a perfectly nice race of magical creatures until they became enlisted as Azkaban guards and adapted to their role by turning their magic to despair and evil would be worthy of you, but you seem to have closed off that avenue with the whole Dementors Death bit.)

I worry it's going on with Harry, who sounds like he's getting a little too good at pretending to be Lord Voldemort, and who's "operating on automatic" now. This could become problematic if they escape and Harry has to keep up the Voldemort charade to keep Bella from going rogue...

...but something makes me worry that Quirrell's plan doesn't require him to think that far ahead.
jaffe chapter 1 . 10/28/2010
very intresting
Guest chapter 1 . 10/27/2010
Actually I'm pretty sure this is what he was like at age 11.
thewanderingmonster chapter 1 . 10/27/2010
Feline Jaye: Harry told that to Dumbledore - unless I'm mistaken, all that Quirrel knows is that Harry destroyed the Dementor by "refuting death as part of the natural order of things" (paraphrased)
Guest chapter 1 . 10/27/2010
Every time someone types "Hermoine" instead of "Hermione" I want to strangle said someone. Much like every time someone types "Rouge" instead of "Rogue".

And now you won't avoid seeing it too.
nyxinus chapter 1 . 10/26/2010
For what it's worth, I think Harry's rescue of Bellatrix makes complete emotional sense for his character. First, despite whatever reservations Harry has, the defense professor still enjoys a place in Harry's trust as a uniquely like-minded individual. Secondly, Harry has a well-known hero complex; I'd argue that this trait is an inherent part of what makes him Harry Potter. Finally, as you excellently described from Harry's p.o.v., Bellatrix is (or was expertly played off by Quirrelmort as) the perfect example of the kind of person Harry wants to save; a victim of manipulation and a corrupt system, literally under the constant torment of Death. Foolish or not -Harry is smart but still human after all!- his actions make complete sense, and pooh on anyone not thinking critically enough to understand why! ;)

Sincerely, an avid fan of your fanfiction 3
Sienf chapter 1 . 10/26/2010
Coming back to this chapter after reading up to the current one (54), I am again filled by the frustration and understanding I felt the first time I read this. I am not a child genius like our little Harry here, not by far, but I used to be a clever kid and like to think of myself as a decently sharp young adult. And yet, my mother insists on ending any argument she can (subconsciously?) tell she is losing with the "life experience" argument. She never even bothers to explain how any extended amount of experience will support her point, even, she simply smiles condescendingly and tells me I'll learn eventually.

But this is not the place to rant, my apologies. And, in the interest of being fair, ageism exists in the other direction as well: there are plenty of older people who are perfectly comfortable and very fluent with modern technology (I'm a CS student, when I say "technology" I mean more than just Firefox), but are often looked down upon by young upstarts about my age. (Mental note: do everything to avoid doing that.)

I feel the other important idea in this chapter is the idea that Harry is open to... challenges. I believe this is a quality that science *needs* to have in order to progress as illustrated in (this part of) Tim Minchin's lovely beat poem Storm:

"Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed

Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved.

If you show me

That, say, homeopathy works,

Then I will change my mind

I’ll spin on a fucking dime

I’ll be embarrassed as hell,

But I will run through the streets yelling

It’s a miracle! Take physics and bin it!

Water has memory!

And while it’s memory of a long lost drop of onion juice is Infinite

It somehow forgets all the poo it’s had in it!

You show me that it works and how it works

And when I’ve recovered from the shock

I will take a compass and carve Fancy That on the side of my c**k."

And it's important to realise that no matter how much you think you know, you should be open to new ideas, no mater how ridiculous, so long as you can be reasonably convinced... I feel Harry illustrates that very well as the protagonist propagating this POV instead of the "don't be ridiculous" one. (Though a *bit* of scepticism is useful nowadays.)
Guest chapter 1 . 10/25/2010
Squeamish: They were just human, like you or me.
Anon chapter 1 . 10/25/2010
The problem with Harry agreeing to rescue Bellatrix is not knowledge of the canonical events, it's internal consistency. Harry has read enough fantasy to have considered that though they may be blameless, though it may be /sad/, if an innocent is controlled by the dark lord, they should be rescued but they are not /safe/. What is missing from the setup is Quirrel explaining how Bellatrix will be prevented from harming innocents, what will be done if the psychiatric healers fail.
CassieMouse chapter 1 . 10/25/2010
This is one of the most exciting and awesome stories I have read recently. Yep.
Baughn chapter 1 . 10/25/2010
I went through a rapid series of thoughts when you mentioned his being "seven months from retirement", but in the end I settled on believing that you wouldn't be so predictable as to actually kill him, and that in order to fool the rest of us, you'd have him *almost* die.

Which is, indeed, what happened.

So predictable. :P
Exotria chapter 1 . 10/24/2010
Oh, curse you Eliezer! By promising the chapters to show up in the middle of the night you've doomed me(and presumably many others) to be tired in the morning! I hope you're happy.

Am enjoying that Harry gets to deal with "oh shit i'm a dark lord" issues now. Am slightly concerned that he didn't think about Neville in his deliberations, at least not that I saw. Bellatrix tortured the parents of one of his friends. That usually throws a wrench into things.

Now finish editing, you've got us all by the throat.
Zach chapter 1 . 10/24/2010
Just read your first chapter, and had to drop a review. First I would like to note that reading your profile lead me to writing this in the first place, as I may have thought it superfluous looking at your 8,000 reviews.

Nevertheless, I am really looking forward to a good story. I used to search for Harry Potter fics based on things I liked...certain ships(I am a H/G and R/Herm fan myself), time travel, and such things. To an extent, I still do. But I have realized that finding a good writer, one who knows the english language and the art of story-telling well, in all its ins and outs, is much more important.

I have only read Chapter 1 so far, but upon first impression you seem like a fantastic writer to me. I really am looking forward to this story, and will definitely be dropping periodic reviews all along the way. Congratulation on writing such a well-loved story, and, most importantly, thank you!
Matthew Fallshaw chapter 1 . 10/23/2010
Excellent. Always excellent.
WestWard101 chapter 1 . 10/20/2010
Excellent start!
chelsea chapter 1 . 10/19/2010
So good! XD
Ergoemos chapter 1 . 10/18/2010
Ah, Chapter one. A most auspicious of beginnings. Actually, I always have felt the first chapter was most disjoint from the others. It had always very mild compared to the rest of the book. If you told me that from this chapter would soon come the rise of the very first Science Lord of the wizardry world, I would have been quite skeptical. Actually, I probably like this chapter only nominally compared to most of the following ones. Mostly because it doesn't have the smooth flow of humor through out it.

In fact, most of it is dominated by his parents arguing with each other on mildly harsh tones. It sort of makes me feel a little like I have sort of Apparated into someone's home while the parents argue over who is right with their child balefully looking on, unable to stop them. Its far more uncomfortable than I would like, though I suspect the first time I read through the story, I didn't feel quite this way. Its only on subsequent reads after it is obvious that Harry's parents are not really in a bad argument that makes this seem almost rude that my first experience with them is when they are arguing.

Wow, that was a long sentence that would have annoyed my English teacher. On a more entertaining note, I do like how Mrs. Figg is apparently the "Occasional Babysitter". Gods, what a handful Harry must have been to babysit. The only way I could imagine it being bearable is if she brought a new book over every time to distract him from being petulant about being babysat.

And of course, the last line is the best bit of foreshadowing. Its not very subtle, but it shouldn't be. It warns the readers very obviously "Watch out dear readers, here be improbabilities." Good start to a great fan fiction. Thanks for the great story, Mr. Yudkowsky.
D chapter 1 . 10/18/2010
This is the most amazing fanfiction I have ever, ever read. How can the author not be the president of some awesome country yet?
Last Alchemist chapter 1 . 10/17/2010
This is an excellent story, with a really novel and refreshing approach. I love it.

One logical point I would like to see in the discussions regarding rational science vs. magic, is consideration of Arthur C. Clarke's Third Law: "Any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic."

If it is postulated that magic exists, then it must be encompassed at some point by advanced extensions of quantum physics and theories regarding upper dimensions, which would explain how magic functions. For example, such things as "Apparating," "portkeys," and traveling by "flue powder," are obviously variants on "teleportation," a common feature in much science fiction, where such is presented not as magic, but as understandable physical phenomenon involving "wormholes," utilization of higher dimensions above the common four (length, width, height, time), or such like.

The real challenge would be explaining how spells can work, and what or who (Who) interprets the words spoken.
Multitaskmom chapter 1 . 10/17/2010
Well, I don't yet know how I'll feel about your story, but this made me laugh out loud:

"This fic is widely considered to have really hit its stride starting at around Chapter 5. If you still don't like it after Chapter 10, give up."
She who quacks alot chapter 1 . 10/16/2010
Well well well another well written fic
rysch chapter 1 . 10/14/2010
One of the funniest and most thought provoking stories I've read.
falenas108 chapter 1 . 10/11/2010
Wasn't going to leave a review, your review semi-revolution convniced me to leave something.

This is pretty much the best thing I've read since Lightning on a Wave's Saving Conner fic, including published books.

Also, loved the Ender's Game references. Especially the upside down one.
AlbertoMalich chapter 1 . 10/11/2010
This story surpasses fanfiction. This is not an insult to fanfiction; it has nothing to do with how well-written it is. Fanfiction asks "what if?" and adds new factors, as this story has done. However, this story also explains the original story in its own context. The addition of the snitch as a sop to an untalented royal, the "secret" of the Chamber an intelligent reservoir of the wisdom of Slytherin, Dementors as a magical incarnation of the concept of death... This is Harry Potter as it should have been. You have taken J.K. Rowling's world and made it your own. It reminds me of the Beekeeper's Apprentice series by Laurie R. King, which accomplishes the same feat for the Sherlock Holmes-verse. Congratulations, and I cannot wait to read the next chapter.
AlpineBob chapter 1 . 10/11/2010
I just reread this chapter in light of your note about changing Petunia's big scene. I thought I would say "Change it back!". But I must admit it reads perfectly fine this way. I think I have a certain emotional preference for the obese Lily you had originally but that's just me. Given all your other changes from canon, this one is minor, yet it felt good to me as a starting place: what if Petunia had been so overweight that her sister felt allowing her the potion was not so much more dangerous than merely continuing as obese?

So, I like the original version better, but the change still works.

I hope we get to meet Mrs. Figg again.

I wonder if she still guards the homestead when Harry is home on holiday?
Ioga chapter 1 . 10/10/2010
You clearly have more than enough reviews already, but I'll just join the chorus: this is brilliant stuff, and I keep telling all my friends and random people on the street to read it. And I don't even particularly like Harry Potter. Your work is enough to make people read (AND write) Luminosity (the Twilight fanfic where Bella actually has a brain, offsite). It's insane.

Also loved the zombie movie plot. Do post it on FictionPress and link the two profiles (if you haven't already, I have to admit I'd have to upload your full profile to my external reader to get to read it all in peace too). ;) Can't read the baby-eating aliens for now, the PDF font is too small when squeezed on my reader screen. :( Will when either reader or toddler gets bigger enough to enable peaceful reading in larger font.
anon chapter 1 . 10/8/2010
you're a professional writer typing fanfiction? why don't you ask for permission to publish this so you can make money?
TheBlondeWeasley chapter 1 . 10/7/2010
Chapter Ones a little dry, but I'm betting it gets better as it goes along right!
blueontherock chapter 1 . 10/7/2010
I have read MOR from the start and cannot find the words to express how much I love it.

Setting fire to chickens indeed xD
Anon chapter 1 . 10/6/2010
So more in response to last weeks authors note, but when Quirrelmort does the we're in space thing, is he just seeing out of pioneer/horcrux/soul?
Inkyfingertips chapter 1 . 10/6/2010
Thank you for the assurance that a new post would be added on in the next two days. Otherwise, I would have watched Sunday go passed depressed, read this and gotten ridiculously happy, only to become disappointed at the end of it. Your story is always so well written, it pays to wait a little extra. Plus, this intro was a really cool bit of character development. :)
CurlyJim chapter 1 . 10/6/2010
This is the first chapter of the fanfic that changed my mind about fanfics. The only entertainment I once found in fanfics was cruel humour. Now, I have some small hope that there may actually be better ones out there. It's huge amounts of fun, full of twists which are obvious after the fact, and has a lower than average amount of deus ex machina (is that the plural of deus ex machina?). If the originals had been like this, I would have read more of them.

I have taken to accosting people in the street and demanding they read this. If enough people do, and pay some attention, it may just cause the tiniest swing in favour of the cause of reason.

I hate writing reviews.
Vampyromaniac chapter 1 . 10/6/2010
Of course it happens right after I mention it - I submit a review about a recent chapter, and minutes later realise I forgot something, so I have to pretend this is a review of a long-past chapter to keep FFN happy.

Anyway I wanted to say that I didn't (and don't) pick up on a lot of the pop culture references that you lace through MoR, but I in fact watched Death Note and read Ender's Game AFTER reading the chapters that referred to them, and now understand. P

Regarding sentient food, I wouldn't class it as a high priority question either, because it wouldn't change much for me. I think that in my own self-serving way I would continue eating plants even if they were aware, just because we need to eat, and I care more for my welfare than for that of many blades of grass. If anything it would make me feel less bad about eating animals by comparison, if vegetables suffered equally. Perhaps we would try to eat bigger plants so that we could get more food per sentient plant death, or we might try to develop man-made food faster, but who's to say cell-cultured food wouldn't also be aware? And would we treat herbivorous animals as murderers?
jf0a8sjd-98jf09as8hd8fhas98d7h chapter 1 . 10/4/2010
I have not read many of the reviews and I have just started going back to re-read this series from the beginning but I did notice this one thing. Harry seems to fail Occams Razor here, the simplest explanation is that Mrs. Frigg was the one to put the letter there and is just making all of this up. Rationally that is the obvious explanation.
w chapter 1 . 10/3/2010
Very well, reviews be it. It's only a reasonable price to pay for such quality work.

Good things:

Really nice alternative history of Petunia.

"You would listen to Show Interest, of course; that's what a Good Parent would do, and so, if you conceived of yourself as a Good Parent, you would do it. But take a ten-year-old seriously?"

Feynman lectures reference this early on.

"Where do you come from strange anticipation" - the dark side, eh.

The interaction between Petunia and Michael feels a bit less realistic than what we get later. It'd also be nice to make this chapter (and entire story as well) self-contained. Of course, without reading the canon, you'd lose so much, but still, providing more context for the scene might be nice.
dinosaurusgede chapter 1 . 10/3/2010
Great & unusual beginning of a story
Allison chapter 1 . 10/3/2010
I am going to make a request. You don't have to do it, but it would be very nice of you if you did. Here goes: Please place in the warning or summary or whatever it is called that warns the readers that this story extremely intellectual and delves into realms of philosophy, psychology, and moral/ethical discussions on topics such as revenge, definition of evil, bias, and personal vs world perspective.

Some people read stories on here to simply relax and not think, which can't really be done with this story. I warning of what readers are getting into sounds fair.
Caprice chapter 1 . 9/30/2010
This is my first experience with fan fiction and I am absolutely blown away. The detail and complexity are amazing. Thank you so very much for the time and talent you have invested in this.
Ben Pringle chapter 1 . 9/29/2010
It's Harry Potter if it were Ender's Game written by R.A. Salvatore, except better.
OttL chapter 1 . 9/28/2010
Aunt Petunia, sane (?) version. Maybe the potion shortens your lifespan or makes you deathly allergic to ketchup?
chst chapter 1 . 9/28/2010
Good!
LunaSlashSea chapter 1 . 9/28/2010
Excellent chapter. I thought I had a lot of books!
Lydia-kitten chapter 1 . 9/28/2010
The fact that some silly AU Twilight romance has eight times more reviews than this fic reveals some disquieting things about human nature.

Oh well, I'll do my part in correcting this imbalance by reviewing again.
Guyro chapter 1 . 9/27/2010
best chapter so far

accelerated the story massively (gives an idea of where its going to go in future with the stars and aliens bit) (and im hoping for this story to turn out that hermione and harry get so close to each other in love/marriage that they are practically bonded and im hoping that harry and draco become so close to each other that they are practically brothers(maybe bonded/blood)/best friends etc.

i understood the chapter completely (except slightly - did draco not see the form of harrys patronus as a man and did this mean that dumbledore and quirrel didnt see it as a man - or did they all see it as a man and cant say)

understood where the chapter was going and went as it carried on through

extremely well written (i think you are a brilliant/extremely competant author) and an extremely intelligent person from this story

think thats everything i want to say (please reply)

-Guyro

edit before posting:

i wrote this review before reading the final few paragraphs on sending messages by patroni so i havent really mentioned that but i really like what you did (again, please reply)
Samples chapter 1 . 9/27/2010
It took re-reading chapter 45 for the "hint" for me to realize that I was totally incorrect in thinking Less Wrong has been dragging his feet getting to the focus of the first book. The philosopher's stone grants immortality. Dumbledore knows of its existence and is not supplying it freely to the world. Harry IS going to see Dumbledore as his enemy. Awesome, I can't wait.
DW chapter 1 . 9/26/2010
I love Harry's ability to throw people off-balance without trying, and your characterisations of people are so interesting, in depth and FUN. :) Characters I cannot *wait* to see how you write, or see your Harry meet/react to in the future include:

- Gilderoy Lockhart (after Quirrell, this guys' teaching is a slap in the face)

- Ginny Weasley

- Luna Lovegood

- Sirius Black

Actually I'm really wondering how the end of *this* year if going to occur, what with Quirrell and the Stone and all, looking forward to reading it!
E.A.V chapter 1 . 9/26/2010
Phenomenal! I've seen others attempt this, but never so well as you've done here!
bekzorz chapter 1 . 9/26/2010
"SNAKES ARE SENTIENT?" Best. Reaction. Ever. _
Graypdrink chapter 1 . 9/25/2010
Ah... kind of boring and didnt grab my attention, ill read abit more though.
ladyastralis chapter 1 . 9/25/2010
I recommend this fic to strangers I've just met. Often.
charlemagnebrat1 chapter 1 . 9/25/2010
I wonder...

When a young Parselmouth uses Boomslang skin in Potions class, and other snake parts, and everyone sees it as normal, and snakes are treated awfully considering their sentience, and the Parselmouth cannot reveal him/herself, and cannot bear to tell snakes in cages what will happen, and- ooooh, dark spiral. Crimestop.

Is it that surprising that some Parselmouths go mad?

Is it surprising that some Parselmouths are dismissive of common morality?

Is it surprising that some Parselmouths are willing to treat humans with a higher level of atrocity than usual?
aaronmicalowe chapter 1 . 9/23/2010
way to survive updates:

1) close your fanfic account if you have one

2) visit hypnotist and pay to:

- a) have memory of MOR removed

- b) search for "methods of rationality" immediately you get home

3) enjoy MOR from the beginning again

4) repeat from step 1)
JCGHS chapter 1 . 9/13/2010
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Hermione. Yeah.

You drew upon the slightest hints in the books (or movies, not sure by which—movies or books—you became aware of the Potter universe), and really fleshed them out, in the character, in the plot, in the universe, et c.

Take Hermione. She's extremely smart, _but_ doesn't do well in a pressured situation, which easily translates over to her not really being "think-on-your-feet" material.

I, as many other people have said, think the characters are too out of character, even for AU. Harry... I do like him, but he's just not... Harry.

The science was well-executed. (This from a ninth-grader who is scraping by Science with a C, who couldn't tell, for the most part, either way, accurate or inaccurate; but, I _trust you_.)

There's a book out there (it's a very obscure children's book, I think) that had a group of children who identified with a particular animal. One child's animal was human.

Segueing over to "Humanism: Pt 3", I thought that that was a fascinating take of Harry's Patronus: human.

I'm not sure how enamored I am with the plot at this point. I'm not sure if I'm really liking your Harry as Harry.

But, Harry's inner monologue when he was prepping up to defeat the Dementor... Ultimate goose-bumpy moment.

And now I leave you with one word:

UPDATE!
Anon chapter 1 . 9/12/2010
bluewillow: It seems more likely that the rock is ordinary but meant to make others think it's the Stone.
Serpent In Red chapter 1 . 9/11/2010
Very interesting first chapter!

"And I thought to myself, what kind of parent names their child Dudley Dursley?" - Priceless.

I do like the way you've solved the problem between Petunia and Lily. It makes it all the more reasonable about why Petunia was willing to take Harry in - I mean, yes, I sort of understood why Petunia took him in in canon and why Rowling did it her way, but your way makes it even more logical.

Mmm, spot on about how a lot of adults tend to neglect what kids have to say, regardless of how intelligent said kid could be.

Off to read chapter 2.

~Serp
Scott chapter 1 . 9/8/2010
Author: PUT A SPOILER ALERT on Reborned's artwork for ch. 46. Thanks.
Maki-P chapter 1 . 9/6/2010
Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres? What kind of twisted mind saddles a child with such name? Most people in Latin America don't bother with their 2nd lastname, but Britain? Really?
HearthBorn42 chapter 1 . 9/5/2010
Hey, great story, and very thought provoking! I'm seriously enjoying the concepts shown here, while giggling, laughing, smirking, and even chuckling over the interaction of the characters.

Quick request, though - could you create a second story under your account - 'Methods of Rational Author Notes'? I'd love to see these survive chapter(s) to chapter(s).

Thanks!
Judah chapter 1 . 9/5/2010
You wrote a scene that could be interpreted as slash. It offended people, and (here's the kicker) this SURPRISED you?

Now you are offended that people are offended.

And this is supposed to be a fic on rationality? I think you need to think about the issue a smidgen more before going all ego and emotion on your readership. You do strive to be Less Wrong, right?

Frankly, your author's rant disappointed me. At first I thought the last chapter was just trolling your readership, but apparently you thought joking about hotbutton issues to a general audience that enjoys reading a fic without them would be OK? Think, please think!

It's not that your readership takes their fanfic seriously, it's they like your story enough that they don't wish to perceive what amounts (to them) you ruining it.

Anyway I'm off to read the new chapters now, and really, if you are an established author, criticism should not make you cry and rant about bisexuality. Think before having emotional reactions please. Having convictions has never bestowed the magic power to change OTHER people's convictions about the issue at hand. Rather than be surprised by this, you should instead expect it.
GeeJo chapter 1 . 9/5/2010
One thing I noticed about the places Harry chose was a fairly good alignment with the classical elements:

Magma: Fire

Random location in crust: Earth

Mariana Trench: Water

Stratosphere: Air

Space: Void (not technically one of the classical elements, but I've seen it tacked on enough.)
NX-Loveless-XN chapter 1 . 9/5/2010
You random fanfiction writer have a loooooot of reviews. Kudos for you. (Do you know you have 6,697 - now 6,698 - reviews? THAT'S A LOT! I AM JUST WOWED TO OBLIVION)

PS. I LOVE YOUR STORY. ESPECIALLY THE LAST SENTENCE OF THIS CHAPTER!
Adonish chapter 1 . 9/5/2010
Despite the lack of positive comments coming from DLP I read this fic and was pleasantly surprised. I guess I shouldn't have been since everyone at DLP have messed up lives so they take out all their frustration in perfectly good fiction. But ah well...

And while you put across views that might confuse alot of younger audiances it held interesting points that got me thinking. Brilliant!
Suspect42 chapter 1 . 9/5/2010
Interesting.
Tall Tails - Feline Jaye chapter 1 . 9/4/2010
Yes! Oh this sounds brilliant. (found the fic from TV-Tropes). This already sounds like fun.
LINKed up chapter 1 . 9/1/2010
This story is amazing, I love the concept and such and... brb reading
Silentwhistle chapter 1 . 8/31/2010
As you go along this fic is less and less like a story/fanfiction and more and more like a crusade. Somebody as intelligent as yourself should know better than to be so judgemental of a series that its clear you barely understand. You haven't read the seven books have you? Because at times its seems like you're taking cues from other fanfiction/the rubbish movies that follow the story loosely.

This is a FICTIONAL world, based on fictional things, with its own systems that make sense in context. They don't have to conform to YOUR way of thinking and its in that where you fall short at times. This is a world about magic- if you can't make exception for that you must be a horribly difficult person to speak to in person. Horcruxes and space? And what happens when you're in need of said Horcrux, how can you send it into space? The insular wizarding world thinks nothing of muggles and little of space outside of the stars. They could never understand space in the same way as a muggle and in that it becomes not so much of a 'plot hole' but an ideological difference that fits with the story and world JKR created.

Voldemort was lucky to be dispossessed and made a wraith- no doubt in part due to the rituals he's performed on himself- as we've seen with the diary and the ring etc, at least one Horcrux needs to be somewhere with people it can possibly possess in order to regain life and further still, from the series we know that Voldemort is the first person to take this dark art so far as to create six of them, tearing his soul into seven. There's no prior record of anyone else ever having done so.

As for transfiguration, the less said about your take on that the better.

I've thoroughly enjoyed follwing your take on some things, you have very astute, insightful ideas but I fear there's a limit to how much canon butchering I can take- especially when this story barely even qualifies as a story at times- more of a part essay, part disappointingly presumptious rant.
Bias Hazard chapter 1 . 8/29/2010
I'm amused by the comments here and there saying "Oh no! Now it's slash! Don't give in to the 14-year old girl part of your audience!" Those commenters missed what I took as a good joke. Why were Harry and Draco in this situation at all? Due to the collective will of a bunch of young girls. What did it nearly do to Harry? KILL HIM. Luckily they were knocked down in the hundreds by a substantial character who would rather Harry not go out in such a stupid way. Take it as a metaphor.

Your "wrong ship" with Sirius and Peter /feels/ obvious in retrospect, but I know that really, I wouldn't have guessed it given the evidence. Hindsight bias! I also notice that I am confused, still. This conflicts with my narrative-pattern-weighted observation that Black didn't have a trial. More evidence will obviously surface about his first parents' death, so I will just sit with the conflict for now.
cheese chapter 1 . 8/28/2010
I loooove this story. I could point out all the good stuff, but lots of people have already.

You probably already know this, but I'll just say it anyway: you SO shouldn't change the story or whatever because of what readers happen to want.
lobocom chapter 1 . 8/28/2010
Please! Don't make this story slash!
dragonblack chapter 1 . 8/27/2010
WAHT.

SRSLY.

Peter and Srs? That is kinda sorta out of left field maybe, Unless Remus is screwing with Harry.

And how did Harry make that connection? It seems kinda out there to me. Well, whatever. If it's explained, I don't mind, If it's not, I can ignore it. Good story as always, still wondering WTF is going on with Quirell. He's a fascist and an asshole, and he might have a wight stuck to his skull, but harry is kind of a dick sometimes and he's alright.

One thing I like about this Harry, he's smart and subtle sometimes, and incredibly stupid and obtuse at others. He seems to feel the need to give speeches and teach lessons to people with no stake in him, and a other times makes complicated plans for no real reason, he is risk averse, yet completely unaware that some risks even exist. Very interesting character.
Nielso chapter 1 . 8/22/2010
So now Quirrelmort knows that the stone in the Slytherin's ring, that he made a Horcrux of (of the ring, not the stone), is in fact The Resurrection Stone.

Which means he is going to go get it now which means he is going to see wheter or not it is true. He is going to test if the one who comes back is really from the afterlife.

So unless it was intented that Quirrelmort find out about this, either by design of Dumbledore or Harry (or both) then It is most likely that the stone will not be really able to bring back the dead because that would turn this story upside down. Of course it is possible that you might want that to happen in which case this story might actually be moving towards Harry's discoveries about Magic and as such Immortality (and more) instead of a standard Harry VS Voldemort story.

But you seem like an author that carefully constructs his or her story and as such won't flip it all that much. Therefore I would put my money on the fact that in this story the Resurrection Stone will not give a positive result to the testing Quirrelmort will give it or something will stand in the way of said testing (like Quirrelmort not using the scientific method).
The Tyler chapter 1 . 8/20/2010
Sweet Jesus, Ive been looking for a story like this for a long time.
reviewer chapter 1 . 8/16/2010
hey why isn't draco listed as a friend in your new summary? poor draco :(
asdf chapter 1 . 8/16/2010
Hey, were you one of the speakers at the Singularity Summit yesterday? One of the founders?

If you are, what a coincidence! I remember reading this fanfiction at the beginning of the summer, and I looked up the blog "Less Wrong" as well. So yesterday, when they mentioned that you were part of that blog, I was wondering why it sounded so familiar before I was like "It's the guy who wrote that hp story!"

Anyways, just thought that was cool. I enjoy this story immensely. Keep writing!
fifespice chapter 1 . 8/7/2010
interesting twist that lol
tarravel chapter 1 . 8/3/2010
It seems kind of silly that the two positions in the political argument are classical democracy vs. classical God-Emperor-ship. There are entirely different kinds of political systems possible when you have magic, though I suppose that Harry is assuming, at this point, that such an *important* thing as a Volitio Extrapolatum Coherus artifact would have already been implemented, if there was the possibility... maybe he just isn't thinking about political science as another kind of science yet.
excentrykemuse chapter 1 . 8/1/2010
This is brilliant and hilarious. Perfect for reading when suffering from an allergic reaction and trying to convince oneself that "no, you've taken the meds, you're not going to die", which is harder to do than you might think as the mind becomes unrational.

cheers, cen
Skychild101 chapter 1 . 7/31/2010
LOL! I simply LOVED IT!... I can't even tell you how I much I loved it... oh yeah, there is actually... IT IS BLOODY BRILLANT! I think I'm gonna read this again...
Matt chapter 1 . 7/31/2010
wait, nvm
AgathaSlightly chapter 1 . 7/30/2010
It'll be interesting to see where this story goes. Good job so far! I really like it!
Final-Fan chapter 1 . 7/28/2010
Really, though, in a way wouldn't a tie be a victory for chaos? Or a "moral" victory? As for who gets the wish, it would be fun if they had to collaborate on making one since they tied.
Chrispy chapter 1 . 7/27/2010
So... how exactly does a metamorphamagus exist in a world with deadly tranfiguration?
109 chapter 1 . 7/25/2010
Ahhhh I forgot about Dumbledore asking the generals what they'd wish for. Maybe Dumbledore offered Blaise some incentive to choose the side that Dumbledore thinks has the most worthy wish. I'm so confused
FancyManX chapter 1 . 7/18/2010
For anybody who didn't get Hermione's "secret weapon" (why she was able to beat Harry and Malfoy despite not being very talented at war herself), it was because she actually asked her team for help coming up with strategies and tactics for the battle. Harry and Malfoy tend to think they're so much better than everyone else that they never thought to ask their soldiers for help. Notice that Harry thought the "General's Office" was pointless, and Malfoy thought it was just for showing off status.

Malfoy was less isolated than Harry, so he caught on faster. It's interesting though that Harry still came up with such good tactics, even though he did it by himself.
Lizbeth Marcs chapter 1 . 7/17/2010
I am soooo bookmarking this for later reading. A fantastic opening chapter, so much so that I must read the rest.
tsuj chapter 1 . 7/11/2010
"Where do you come from, strange little anticipation? Harry directed the thought at his brain. Why do I believe what I believe?"

Loved that!
ilikebluepineapples chapter 1 . 7/9/2010
Tom Buckner: Wow, I hope that's not how it ends. (Harry destroying all of Voldemort except for the Pioneer horcrux). Seems like a cop out.
The One Called Demetra chapter 1 . 7/9/2010
Juuust popping in early in this review box here to say that this might be the nerdiest HP fic I've ever read, and it is awesome. Thank you, that is all.
anon chapter 1 . 7/4/2010
i must say. SO interesting and well-written so far. i mean, i realize i am only on the first chapter. still: a breath of fresh air compared to most of the stuff on this website.
WraithRune chapter 1 . 7/4/2010
Great Story!
Catamount chapter 1 . 7/3/2010
Why can't we see author's notes to previous chapters anymore? Is there a repository somewhere?
clmineith chapter 1 . 7/3/2010
I really like your fic. It's a lot more probable compared of most of scientist-harry fic.

I wonder, though: mandelien model is for the fact to be magic or not, but not inevitably for the power of magic.

Power could be determined by another gene, which could means an other thing if you are not magic, or even be one of this useless genes what human are suppose to have.

Anyways, it is a Hypothesis that Draco could imagine, I think.

Concerning the nature of spells, an other Hypothesis shall be that sounds (with magic) are effect on nature, there are waves after all. Wingardium Leviosa shll be a sounds combinaison responding to some criteria to act.

Understand the spell means understand what this criteria are. Maybe different speels with same result? Like two functions can have same result if you chose a good variable.

Anyways, I enjoy your work, and wait the next chapter.
Exoteric chapter 1 . 7/2/2010
I'm amazed that fanfiction (heavy emphasis on fiction) is inciting such rage in readers. Understand that Harry is written in a way that he is NOT a perfect being whose ethics are what you should all aspire to follow. Quit trying to assert your supposed moral superiority over LW based on your unwarranted inferences.

Looking forward to your next update.
NihilCredo chapter 1 . 7/1/2010
I am somewhat disturbed and disappointed by the fact that you are willing to alter your work, not out of any real literary concern, but only for the sake of not offending some people whose opinions you clearly judge as extremely weak, when not just plain wrong.

It may seem amusing to say this to *you* of all people, but I must conclude that you need to be more self-confident.
Backroads chapter 1 . 6/30/2010
Oh, but I am most charmed by this, and I usually avoid AU. But logic and science, well, don't we all need it? Love the Evans-Verras clan, love Petunia's background (made me laugh very much) and I can't get over Harry! He is still so much Harry! Only raised by a professor. Adorable! I shall continue.
Please chapter 1 . 6/29/2010
Please stop writing. This would make me cry tears of joy for the rest of my life.
The Pink Swan chapter 1 . 6/29/2010
Wobster

I must repeat this clearly. This wasn't just a insult. He used a racial slur and wasn't apologetic about it. He was just sorry he used it on the wrong person.

As for having friends who are anti-gay. Do these same friends hang around with people that want to kill said gay people? Because that's what Snape was doing. He labeled her as a mudblood, and labeled her as less than human.

This is not just a simple insult. This is him asserting himself as superior to her solely because of her birth circumstances. That's why me and several others are comparing it to a abusive relationship. If he's willing to say such a thing to her while he's mad this time. He'll say it again when he gets mad the next time.

He wasn't apologetic at all at the USE of the word. But the fact he used it on Lily. He made an exception for her *Basically saying all black people suck, except for Janet, she's not like the rest).

That's what makes it so unforgivable to her. He exposed himself as a bigot and Lily found him to be ugly inside.
More Right chapter 1 . 6/29/2010
Why even write for Harry Potter? I mean this shit lost connection with HP a long time ago.
Nigita chapter 1 . 6/28/2010
I'm stumped at one of your plot points-and I'm guessing that this is your intention.

Here's what I wonder at this point in the story:

Harry recognizes that Snape, as a perfect Legilimens, has an exceptional degree of mental discipline. At this point, he must realize that Snape's may (probably?) surpass his own relatively untrained/youthful cognitive abilities.

He deduces that Snape, powerfully, at all times and in various social contexts, projects a false persona. Everyone he interacts with is left with exactly the impression of him that Snape wishes them to have. So, why does Harry fall for the Snape's apparently asking him advice on a matter of such minor importance? This is not the action of a powerful, disciplined Legilimens/Occlumens. Where's Harry's game face here?

Moreover, will Harry realize that the impression he is left with after the conversation is over-that he has alienated Snape, and that this is reason Snape will have no further conversations with him-is probably exactly the impression that Snape intends for Harry to have? (Nevermind what Snape wishes for Harry to believe about his parents. In fact I enjoy the way Snape leads Harry to an unwelcome truth in precisely the way Harry led Draco in a previous chapter. Deftly done, LW. Bravo!)

Snape's playing a very deep game here, and Harry knows it. So how did Snape fool him so easily? By preying upon Harry's empathy? (I.e. Is empathy Harry's weakness, rather than the strength that "canon" Dumbledore takes it for?)

When Snape says that he does not trust Harry's cunning, I read that as "I expected you to play a better game," rather than that Snape has lacked the control to refrain from a painful intimacy with Harry Potter, and his feelings are now hurt: therefore Snape is now taking his marbles and going home.

Nope!

*Snape is playing on Voldie's level.*

So, now I see the glimmerings of the way in which Harry could possibly hope to defeat an opponent (Voldermort) who is far his superior: he's got a powerful ally. The question is, how does *Snape* of all people, keep Voldemort from turning Harry?

GREAT PLOTTING! More!
ZoobsMaroobs chapter 1 . 6/27/2010
The awesomeness of this story has prompted me to donate to not once, but twice (which I should have been doing anyway, but still).
Rodrigo Black Potter chapter 1 . 6/27/2010
well, I have been reading fanfiction, almost only harry potters, for some time, almost seven years, and I have seen lots of very good pieces, and authors have imprinted on me how much good reviews help. So now when I like a story I try to say what, in my opinion would help the story, give a second point of view, suggestions or even, in very rare cases, critics...

Your story is too damm unpredctable! I mean, really! I can't see where it is going, after each chapter i go: "well, now harry will do this, or that, or Voldemort, or Dumbledore will try this, or something will happen this way! I mean, surely"

I'm allways very wrong! This is VERY exciting! I'm sorry, but I really can't try to help you writing in any way other than to say I think it is fantastic, you have a very deep plot, great caracterization, part from a diferent, interesting first assumption(vital for a "original fic", and always makes me wonder what is going to happen next. So I'll just say the usual, stereotiped review:

Great Fic, try and keep posting it, it is amazing and you are really talented! and hope it might be enough
Dugleik chapter 1 . 6/26/2010
i seriously think I'm going to love this story. Really, truly and deeply love it.
hi chapter 1 . 6/24/2010
MOAR PLZ.
Me chapter 1 . 6/24/2010
A couple things:

-Hogwarts was actally made 1000 years ago, but it's too late to change that.

-Your spell names are completly different fom the real ones, in the long run that's gonna make writing Harry figuring out who the Atlanteans are much harder, since the incantations are the only clue as to where spells come from. This article might help with the etymology:

wiki/List_of_spells
Guest chapter 1 . 6/24/2010
Ah-ha! A male! A male with a very unique name!

I've no idea why, but I've been thinking of you as a female for the entire time. I'll admit I'm a bit disappointed. Ah, well, good story!
Guest chapter 1 . 6/24/2010
Are you a male or a female? This may seem an irrelevant and even inane question, but while perusing the reviews for your story I noticed someone addressed you as "sir." I hope you'll forgive my curiosity bordering on nosiness.

Your story, by the way, is ingenious.
James Birdsong chapter 1 . 6/23/2010
*laugh* Awesome first chapter
koipen chapter 1 . 6/22/2010
If I'm right. Quirrelmort could have just made a horcrux (from the murder of Rita Skeeter) out of the diary. Very interesting twist and would suit this story well, IMO.

Excellent, interesting and very clever story. The best I've read. Can't wait to see how this whole thing comes together in the end.
wowow chapter 1 . 6/18/2010
"...and I cast a lovely little spell on that lovely golden plaque which will make it last a lot longer than it otherwise would."

OK Ooh Mighty Author Less Wrong, please dont tell me he make the golden plaque of apollo 11 his horcrux. then, it will very hard to destroy Voldymort from mortality. and Harry almost guess right about that! this story is getting scarier each chapter.

but I LOVE IT! GREAT JOB, lESS WRONG!
AlchemistofSilver chapter 1 . 6/17/2010
I forgot to mention that this is the best Harry Potter story I've ever read.
Plumbum chapter 1 . 6/16/2010
Brilliant first chapter.
Vayah chapter 1 . 6/16/2010
All I can say of this chapter and of this story is BRILLANT. I've read a lot of smart!Harry fanfictions, but this certainly takes the prize.

The last few chapters have made me dying for more (not that I wasn't when I began this story-I was). There are so many twists and utter insanity. I love how Draco is convinced that he can trick Harry even though he was tricked into thinking he was tricked into the 'ritual.' I also love how Harry knows that Draco is trying to backstab him (Duh, he gave that whole story with the chimpanzees).

Then I love the whole Daily Prophet scheme with the Weasley Twins. Amazing.

Then the whole Quirrellmort...? Loved it! I can see so many possible deceptions in that conversation with Harry in Mary's Rooms that I'm trying not to think of it so I'm not completely devastated when I'm wrong-and I will be wrong. :]P

Aww, poor Rita. **snicker**

I wonder, if she died as a beetle will she go to that limbo place that Harry went in DH as a human or not? Hmm...
pixieVAMP393 chapter 1 . 6/14/2010
This story is way cool but at the same time real strange
Syron13 chapter 1 . 6/13/2010
"This is the most improbable day of my life." That is like saying "Well, It can't get any worse." Famous last words.
nobodez chapter 1 . 6/12/2010
Okay, well, this is my first review. I really loved this (and the previous, act 3) chapter. As I read Chapter 24, i was wondering about the Act 3 header at the top, but since I'm reading as they arrive, I'm glad I checked the author's note before reading 25.

I really liked the slightly incongruous logic used in the story. Yes, from Harry's perspective it makes sense, but then, he thinks he's smarter than everyone, and those kinds of people tend to make really big assumptions.

Also, you've nearly passed the word count of the first two books already, and you're only ten thousand from surpassing the entirety of book six (169k), after that is book five (191k), book seven (199k), book six (257k) ,the first three books (270k), the first four (461k), five (718k), six (887k), and then, finally, all seven books (1090k). If you're still in Year one by then, well… You might need that literary diarrhea looked at.
Shining Ducky chapter 1 . 6/11/2010
The Tradegy of Light, bwahahahaha!
SeanD808 chapter 1 . 6/11/2010
This has got to be one of the best fanfictions i've ever read hands down. i laughed so hard i almost peed myself. i had to squeeze the tip and run to the bathroom while still laughing.
Bill Oliver chapter 1 . 6/10/2010
Entertaining. It's how Harry Potter should have been. No one wants to see a brilliant child suffocated in a dim environment. Yet the Educated Oxford Father is just as dim as Dursley, and his drills... Petunia is better, though. Harry's a little less sympathetic in this scenario, however. More likely to be selected by Syltherin than Gryffindor...
Hikari Daeron chapter 1 . 6/8/2010
A friend recommended this story to me, and it was a great suggestion. Very clever and well-written! I'm excited to see how you've altered the story line for this super-rational Harry. I'll keep reading!
JoshuaZ chapter 1 . 6/6/2010
Excellent work as always. I'm not at all convinced that they have enough data to conclude that there's only a single gene. 6 out of 28 is barely statistically significant.

Also, it may very well be that there could be some master allele that makes people into wizards even if there were other genes that determine how strong they are as wizards. This isn't at all uncommon among complicated traits where one or two genes will determine if the trait is at all present and then a host of other genes will determine the breakdown of the trait. Hox genes would be one of the most obvious examples of this sort of thing.

If I had the data they have, I doubt I'd assign more than a 20% chance that all three hypotheses Harry has settled on (single allele determining magical strength as an on/off matter, magical strength beyond that being determined by level of practice, and loss of magical power due to loss of knowledge).

Also, as a more of a canon/plausibility issue, if magic is determined by a dominant allele then Squibs can only arise from Muggle/Wizard pairings. If that were the case, I suspect people would have noticed unless some of the Squibs have Muggle or Squib fathers and adultery is involved. I have trouble seeing how that could not have been noticed before.

Also, it seems from canon that the majority of times a Muggle marries a wizard, the offspring are wizards. But if this were correct, then that wouldn't be the case. There are some weird selection issues that can occur that could change the normal 50% chance that an allele is passed on (for example it might be that there's a high probability of children without the magic allele spontaneously aborting when born by a witch) but that sort of thing would likely also change the 1/4th thing earlier.
Arkh Cthuul chapter 1 . 6/6/2010
Stumbled over this fic by accident and have to say, this chapter was a promising start.

I am intrigued.
OjM chapter 1 . 6/6/2010
Tell me if I'm wrong, but isn't this all wrong? Now they actually PROVED, that wizards marrying muggles and squibs harm magic, by not making wizards weaker, but getting more and more non-wizard kids. So if every wizard would just marry muggles with no magic at all, their kids would not be wizards, and that's exactly what they are trying to make not happen!

So Draco is wrong by thinking that DeathEaters are doing that in vain. Only pureblood families would flourish, as they would all be wizards.
Nancy Lebovitz chapter 1 . 6/5/2010
What if the house elves are weakening the wizards without getting stronger themselves?

Are there any other magical species (maybe the centaurs?) with a grudge against the wizards who aren't mind controlled?
Jiminy Cricket chapter 1 . 6/1/2010
UPDATE YOU LOLLYGAGGING PROCRASTINATOR
HakumeiJin chapter 1 . 6/1/2010
I read some of the stuff you wrote about writing on your profile and now I've read the first chapter. You should have probably also written about writing style and characters importance. Honestly as I'm not a writer I won't say I know what is good, but I know that I just read the first chapter and your writing along with Harry's character where you showed a child trying to be rational and his interaction with his parents is enough that I know that I'll definitely read this.
Mother of Tears chapter 1 . 6/1/2010
Oh, absolutely wonderful! I love the premise. And your writing is very, very good. All that you put in was extremely believable. Too bad I can't read the rest of your chapters til later. But I will get back to them. This little gem is too good to put aside!
Viridian chapter 1 . 5/31/2010
Very interesting concept. Yay for scientists! (Although again, it is true that sometimes being a scientist does narrow your vision in a way).
MandySLupin chapter 1 . 5/30/2010
My limited vocabulary does not hold the words to describe just how much this fic has changed my life in the short amount of time needed for me to read all 21 chapters. Can't wait for the next one. Also, I checked out your site and read through more than half of your essays. I consider myself twice as smart now as I was yesterday. Thanks for that too.
Itachi's apprentice chapter 1 . 5/27/2010
Wow. sums the firsts chapter extremely well.
Sarshi chapter 1 . 5/27/2010
Never mind what chapter I'm reviewing. I've got to tell this to somebody and frankly, I think you're the only person I know who'd understand.

Err, don't worry. This isn't emotional trouble. Well, it is, actually, but that has to do more with my overexcited "need to share this" personality than the topic.

The topic is Apparition. I'd meant to prove that due to the relativity theory Apparition would send you back to the beginning of the world without a chance to come back (since the higher the speed, the further back you go in time), but this isn't what I've found.

Here goes nothing.

Oh, when I say lim(inf), I mean lim(x), where x-inf, but I'll go mad if I have to LaTeX that all the time. Since I don't have any other type of x's for functions, inf will be what was previously known as x, where x is a value next to infinity.

And, also, I'll be using the fact that lim(f(x)*-/g(x))lim f(x)*-/lim g(x) amazingly freely. And a final note would be that I haven't done nor maths nor physics for quite awhile, so I'm not entirely certain the calculation is alright.

I will consider Apparition as being nearly instantaneous, so considering that vd/t, where t-0, vlim(t)infinite. *lacking infinite symbol*

So, then, taking special relativity into consideration, we have

t'[Gamma]([t- {{v*x}/c2}), where [Gamma]1/{sqrt(1-v2/c)}

But v-infinity, which means that:

[Gamma]1/lim{sqrt(-inf)} - this is, well, troublesome, I suppose. *understatement*. Moving on.

[Gamma]1/lim{sqrt(inf)*i}1/{lim(inf)*i}

So, t'1/{lim(inf)*i} * (t - lim(inf) * x/ c{2})

which is,

t' 1/{lim(inf)*i} * (t - lim{inf*x/c{2}} 1/{lim(inf)*i} * (t - lim(inf))

so, t' {t - lim(inf)}/{lim(inf)*i}lim{(t-inf))/lim(inf*i)lim(-inf)/lim(inf*i)lim -1/i -1/ii

So I suppose that means that Apparition sends people into the imaginary realm, but really, what does it mean? (aside from the fact that choosing to study languages in university was the correct idea for me)
Az chapter 1 . 5/27/2010
This is the most entertaining work of literature that I've read in a long time, and possible ever. It's witty, well-written, and will leave you in gales of laughter or confusion, depending on where you're at - but probably more knowledgeable than when you began.

If I could write fiction worth a damn, this is how I'd like to write it.

(spoilers beyond this point)

The only thing I can criticize is the apparent utter insanity of Dumbledore, which I think is a bit too over-the-top, and has a whiff of breaking-the-fourth-wall to it, which I found out-of-place with the rest of the stories' humor.

Well, that, and the lack of Ron. But it's still the first week, there's plenty of time for him to get reintroduced; besides, the story is getting along very well without him, so far.
Kutta chapter 1 . 5/24/2010
I take a cheap shot at the 4000th REVIEW, yay!

Do you guys below who berate keeping some science secret think that "spread science!" is a case insensitive categorical imperative that shines down from the skies? Isn't it a flaw of rationalism to get away without investigation because there is an emotionally loaded yuck reaction or a strong social custom that can be appealed to? Although currently it is not typical that public knowledge plus a small amount of money can make a weapon of mass destruction, it is entirely conceivable that shortly it'll be the case. Would you prefer to put genomes of destructive artificial bacteria on the Internet if it would cost one 1000 dollars to create the bacteria?
frak-all chapter 1 . 5/24/2010
Thank you for writing a story that simultaneously makes me laugh and think. I've thoroughly enjoyed it so far.
ShineX chapter 1 . 5/21/2010
Cool, something new! Interesting so far :)
Mr.Destructo chapter 1 . 5/20/2010
omg a review!
Nick Chira chapter 1 . 5/19/2010
Harry Potter would apparently perfectly approve of the climatologists caught ... "cleaning their data" a little. For the greater good of not letting the politicians use it as a soundbyte to destroy the world in the name of keeping a little more power.

Seems sensible enough to me.
crishmafoozle chapter 1 . 5/17/2010
I want you to know, I signed up for an account on just so I could post a review for this story.

Best. Ever.
Quincy80 chapter 1 . 5/17/2010
Thanks a lot for writing this. It's been a ton of fun and I've added the algorithm of awesome to my notes for my own fan fiction (which may of may not ever see the light of day).

A friend once said this about you, "Finally, an author that understands that if you make Frodo a Jedi you must give Sauron the Deathstar" in regards to your superior Harry and Voldemort.
david chapter 1 . 5/17/2010
This is by far the most mind blowing story i have ever read got a headache trying to keep up so trippy but funny at same time, ur insane btw.
Lotono chapter 1 . 5/17/2010
Wonderful, an absolutely wonderful opening chapter. While I'll probably review later when I finish I just need to say- This is entirely believable. I haven't sincerely 'lol'd' over an opening chapter in a Harry Potter fanfic since... ever actually. This promises to be a very amusing couple of hours. Thanks for the pre-final final laugh.
E. M. Pink chapter 1 . 5/16/2010
This. Is. AWESOME. I'm here by way of a comment reccing this to a published author that wanted to see more of the better end of the fanfic spectrum, and can I just say that this is a really awesome example of that? I'm with you already, from chapter 1 (possibly because of my fondness for every one of the tropes you are using). I will try to review as much as I can later on, instead of just getting swept up as I usually do. Because this is that awesome.

I really love how Harry is very healthily unhappy with his adoptive parents' usual way of arguing and so forth - just perfect, that, as well as the last names.
Tangerine-Alert chapter 1 . 5/13/2010
A fascinating chapter.

And an interesting mix of characters to start with.
Mionefan chapter 1 . 5/12/2010
Well, that was unexpected! A little confusion on Michaels name however.

Professor Michael Verres-Evans, and his wife, Mrs. Petunia Evans-Verres, and their adopted son, Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres. Shouldn't it be Michael Evans-Verres? Or. where does the Evans come from in his name?

Seems to be a good story, so I'll continue reading. Recommended by several people!
Tamzin Blake chapter 1 . 5/11/2010
I must protest that this story does not have enough reviews. I refuse to read a story that has fewer reviews than words in the story, and currently the ratio is only about 1/3.
perfidiouspink chapter 1 . 5/11/2010
wow this is sooo silly, summary shoud have SUPERNERD!HARRY in it. Rationality FAILS! GO NATURALISM! lol.. jokes. Ok reading on...
LordArchanon chapter 1 . 5/10/2010
...I'm out.

Not that the story is bad at all, it's just no longer to my taste. It started out with an entertaining Science!Harry preparing to shake up the Wizarding World and... turned into Angsty!Harry worrying about becoming a dark lord while unknowingly looking up to Voldemort. It's still well written, and it even makes logical sense and has lots of good ideas, but... I just have trouble making my way through stories with the kind of tone that's developing.
ChuckDaTruck chapter 1 . 5/10/2010
I'm also at Dark Lord under this name.

It seems some of the reviewers there are not your biggest fans.

Can't please everyone.

-Chuck
ChuckDaTruck chapter 1 . 5/10/2010
Firstly, Let me say that I like the story a great deal.

However, I don't feel that is constructive, so I shall offer critique instead. Namely, the function of Voldemort as an Antagonist, dramatic structure, and citing a few moments that were either jarring or inauthentic in my modest opinion.

In Canon, Voldemort was actively trying to kill Harry and was a shameless, disruptive force within Hogwarts, desperate to return to life. (troll, broom attack on Harry, giving Hagrid Norbert, etc.) He served as an antagonist and a true threat to the school (why Dumbledore allowed him to be there is another question). The troll incident was true jeopardy, as was the broom, as was Harry's random encounter with Fluffy as they fled Filch! While it may not be logical for a school to be so hazardous, it added great dramatic flair and dynamic elements. So far, your Harry has these controlled ordeals where pies are flung. The supervised "quasi-beat down" with no punches thrown, while humiliating and a good manifestation to instruct humility, was in reality very low stakes. Arguably the most at stake was some abstract concept of Harry's undefined potential ambition to be a Dark Lord.

That said, your Voldemort is terrific. The scene set in space was extraordinarily moving insight into Voldemort, although I think it was a bit premature for such an intimate moment. Nevertheless, wonderful; he is crafty, conniving, and supremely arrogant (assuming you can always predict, discern, and understand the chaos of the world is the height of arrogance). He is also more proud and dignified than canon Voldemort. He could not bear to give less than a full effort as a teacher.

I must also question the pacing at certain moments. That remembrall incident seemed to serve no purpose other than flashy time-turner use and punishment. In canon, Harry getting on Quidditch established the attacks to come later, and Harry getting entry through the key scene at the end, as well as character moments of Harry's victories. Here it served no purposed other than as an elaborate strike on Harry's Time Turner record. Which you have now restricted. I hope this time turner nonsense pays off later.

Another example of what I thought was self indulgent was the whole nonsense of the sorting Hat as a fully conscious being (Yes like the great apes and such. For the record the sorting hat is self-aware. It refers to itself as a "thinking cap" that is unlike others.) But ultimately this is secondary. What purpose did that nonsense serve in terms of advancing your story, or adding depth to your characters? It wasn't funny. It was just an arrogant attempt to pointlessly parade your knowledge.

Kubrick films can be understood by anyone. Hemingway deliberately wrote stories using simple, incisive language. I mean Bayes theory? How does that nugget of knowledge deepen my experience of your story. You are brandishing your knowledge and self regard as a substitute for achievement. Its like a little boy who has discovered his first orgasm. Yes, you are talented, now get over yourself. You are alienating your readers, and are elevating yourself to a pedantic position of condescending teacher. Treat them with respect, and view their time as the most precious commodity in the world. Anything that is unnecessary to your story, the characters journey, or evoking the emotional response you are aiming for should be excised.

Which brings me to structure as well. Hogwarts has just begun, and you are already up to chapter 20. The pacing of this story shows no sense of prioritizing what is relevant to the reader, and ordering it. Riddle's candies and backroom? Brevity is a virtue. It also muddles the focus of the story; what is the driving energy of the story, or at least Harry's 1st year?

Last is Dumbledore performed Legilimency on Harry in front of Voldemort. Say that out loud. Why would Dumbledore do such a thing? To check if Voldemort had performed Legilimency. This notion, naturally presents a slew of problems. Firstly, Why would Albus Dumbledore drop his guard and engage his mind elsewhere when in the presence of his nemesis? And why provide the blackmail material of doing such a thing before an enemy? And why make your opponent aware of your suspicions (I assume they have come to an accord while at Hogwarts.) It does not make sense and is a clear oversight.

Voldemort's response makes more sense as an attempt to ingratiate himself to Harry, although the question of his awareness of the prophecy looms large, and why he would help a destined foe. Voldemort would never allow someone who was uniquely capable of "vanquishing" him to live, even if he only knows the first half.

That said, moment to moment, your story is delightful. Your characters are rich and nuanced, and I have enjoyed it tremendously.

4.6/5
Jaxtopher chapter 1 . 5/10/2010
First, the obligatory "You're awesome!" You are. This update was incredible.

Second, regarding Quirrel - I did not figure out he was LV. After reading your explanation, I feel a little bit thick for not doing so, so that may just be me. Certainly, you left more then enough clues to that effect. If I had to say why I didn't figure that out, it would be that Quirrel is just *too damn awesome*. It's honestly *hard* to think of him as the Dark Lord. He comes across as a powerful and decisive mentor who's presence could do Harry a lot of good.

Which made it hard for me to think of him as evil. I though you were making someone else the Dark Lord just to mix it up so we wouldn't know what was going on.

As usual, you surprise the hell out of me in the best ways.
Same guy from chapter 10 chapter 1 . 5/10/2010
Best fanfic i've ever read, period, ive read thousands, hours daily, for years, and this is the first time i said holy crap 4x after reading one in awe of how gripping your writing is. Both gripping AND funny, which has me completely sold on the entire thing.

Thank you for writing this fanfiction,

Derek
PUFFY-VinnI chapter 1 . 5/9/2010
You are epic, and so is "HP and the Methods of Rathionality". I always go into a story, expecting a wagon full of plot holes, the entire story being pointless, and it turning out to be nothing like it's summary, charcters being completly out of charcter, and while I know that I shouldn't be so expecting, I usually am. And I think that one of the best parts of this story is how complex it seems, without drawing attention to anything anything that's not in charcter (because it's pretty much impossible to make Harry act exactly like Harry with out being JKR), without being , and if it is, you always back it up with something insanely long, and interseting.

I think that it's hard to write someone intelligent, well not really, since anyone could just throw in a problon and have the character solve it with a bunch of complex words, but it's hard to write someone intelligent and back up what they think. Not only do you do it, you explain every little detail, that there's no room for misunderstanding it. And even though you write nothing like him, I keep on thinking of Dan Brown, and how he'd write something that isn't commenly known, and all these situations, that in the end makes sense, because of all the detail that he puts into it. It's really like yours.

The only problom that I have with 'HP and the MoR' is that I keep on remebering that in the first chapter, you wrote that Petuina had Lily turn her pretty, but then, while having MCgonoall introduce the class to Transfiguration, you pointed out, several times, how the reason that wizards still were fat, ugly or old, was because transfiguration is not permanent. And it's just that it's been bothering on so many levels, for some reason, and you still haven't explained it-I don't know, I think that I'm just trying to pick for something wrong with this story (I can't really, by the way, you make it hard to)-and please just say that it's not because Lily was an all powerfull witch who's magic was so powerful that she managed to say 'fuck you' to the law of magic, and just, no.

I seriously love the interaction between Harry and Voldemort. Actually I love how Harry interacts with anyone (Harry Potter gets Draco Malfoy pregnant was a nice touch). I read your profile- the Author notes for a chapter, and you were saying how people were finding it offenisve that Draco went, once he's old enough to get an erection, he'll rape Luna, and that kind of was a out there thing to say. But I loved it and Harry's reaction to it kind of made that moment hilarous.
Sarah chapter 1 . 5/9/2010
OHSNAP. It is for sure Voldemort. You said so in your AN. :c OH WELL. I guess it'll just be sad after the year is over, for Harry when he realises.

And of course people are going to complain about a child with violent notions. We like to think of them as innocent. But, I thought you used it in such a way to just show us what the culture is like. Can't wait for the next update.
michael.gr chapter 1 . 5/8/2010
As a victim of prolonged bullying in school all I have to say is... Loved it! Harry deserved what he got, and more. For all his knowledge, he's still a self satisfied douchebag.

Now, as for Quirrell... There *was* that one mention of Harry being able to see the back of his head. And no mention of Turban whatsoever... Which begs the question, just where *is* Voldemort hiding? Could he be inside Harry somehow? that would explain Harry's rage attacks. Alternately, AU Voldemort isn't so stupid as to hide on an area of the body that's usually available for easy scrutiny. What would happen if we removed Quirrell's undergarments, I wonder?
November 5th chapter 1 . 5/8/2010
Hah... haha! The second version is SO good. Really made the inner pride monster twitch and start ya'know?

Great chapters, looking forward to more.

(Another question. If not dead, barren maybe?)
fontgoddess chapter 1 . 5/6/2010
Rather than trying to construct a thorough analysis of your writing in this chapter (which I find both effective and hilarious), I am going to ask you politely to write more. Please write more.

Now I am going to annoyingly ask you to write more:

MOAR! MOAR! MOAR!
(please)
hazelynut chapter 1 . 5/5/2010
love the concept - please updateupdateupdate!

it's interesting what effects references to pop culture or any literary work can do to a book. the canon specifically avoids that, i think, while you specifically include as many references as possible. while it's refreshingly real, it also makes it less of a hogwarts world, and maybe a little less british :(
TheFutureEmpress chapter 1 . 5/4/2010
Do you know how awesome you are?
DO YOU KNOW HOW FREAKING AWESOME YOU ARE?
I've never read, nor do I expect to again, read such an awesome fic. It's hilarious, it's eye-opening, I'm freaking learning stuff. Not to mention the fact that all the while, THE PLOT MAKES PERFECT SENSE. So thank you. Please, for the love of fanfiction, never abandon this story. I wish more authors were more like you.
one more anon chapter 1 . 5/3/2010
A friend on LJ linked me to your profile, saying I ought to read your story. Maybe I should. For all I know, it's the best HP fic ever written. But unfortunately, your ego-stroking profile note put me off ever wanting to read anything you might write.

The bit about My Immortal? Wow. Nice one. If you're as good as you apparently think you are, nobody's going to confuse you with the author of that horror.

-a would-be reader you just lost
pete chapter 1 . 5/3/2010
MOAR!
Cubist chapter 1 . 4/29/2010
Just discovered this last night. EXCELLENT work! I have a theory about this Harry: He's Voldemort. The Potters may not have ever *had* a child, but if they did, that real kid died real good in the climactic encounter. However, the Good Guys managed to age-regress Voldemort back to babyhood. They also Obliviated his mind into a blank slate, and handed him over to a complete and utter Non-Magickal - if not Anti-Magickal - family, on the theory that such vastly different upbringing might result in Voldemort not growing up to become a Dark Lord *this* time around.
Luna del Cielo chapter 1 . 4/29/2010
OH MY GOD! SO ORIGINAL! LOVE IT! :)
TamerTerra chapter 1 . 4/26/2010
I can so see Petunia being in a relationship like this if she didn't marry Vernon! This family is entertaining!
trimeta chapter 1 . 4/25/2010
Very entertaining story; I used to read this author's nonfiction blog, and while I don't agree with everything said there, it's cool to see those opinions woven into the Harry Potter universe. I especially liked how *spoiler warning* the Comed-Tea was resolved with non-linear causality; I was really worried it was an absurdly powerful item added into the story for no good reason, but it merely served to demonstrate the full consequences of no-paradox time travel, and I applaud that. I'm looking forward to updates.
jedidiah chapter 1 . 4/22/2010
Wow. I just came across this story, and it's leaps and bounds the most original, and best that I've read in quite some time. Nicely done, and I look forward to reading the next chapter!
Raven3182 chapter 1 . 4/21/2010
I really like where this story is going. Especially with the following: "'Mum,' Harry said. 'If you want to win this argument with Dad, look in chapter two of the first book of the Feynman Lectures on Physics. There's a quote there about how philosophers say a great deal about what science absolutely requires, and it is all wrong, because the only rule in science is that the final arbiter is observation - that you just have to look at the world and report what you see.'" Very few "scientifically minded" people actually realize that science is limited to what can be observed and measured. Harry's step-father is the type of person that really gets on my nerves when they think that their scientific knowledge or training automatically makes them intellectually/philosophically superior to everyone else. It's like the people who complain about having to read or dismiss out of hand Aristotle's Physics just because he's not describing Newtonian mechanics, even though it is a work of pure genius. As a guy who has degrees in both physics and philosophy and is currently working on one in theology, I am looking forward to seeing a little bit of rational thought applied to the world of Harry Potter. Now, I'm off to read the rest. Thanks for writing!
Huh chapter 1 . 4/20/2010
Never thought I'd see Ayn Rand and the Sorcerer's Stone.
TxA-GunFighter chapter 1 . 4/19/2010
Interesting start.

gunny
firegirl chapter 1 . 4/17/2010
LOL. Love the description of the books at the beginning of the chapter. It sounded much like my house...
Sopran chapter 1 . 4/16/2010
I found this recommended on a site I frequent as, basically, amazing. So I figured I'd give it a shot, and wow. You had me hooked halfway down the first page. It's just so very interesting and I love how different it is, yet I can still see the core of Harry Potter in this new Harry Potter-Evans-Verres. I'm really excited to continue reading!
Luiz4200 chapter 1 . 4/15/2010
Nice touch explaining what happened to Vernon.
minhoto chapter 1 . 4/14/2010
Harry's calm description of using anything/everything in the class was hilarious.

Odd thing is I've walked into classrooms/work/home/etc and examined possible escape routes and potential weapons for scenarios ranging from home invasion to zombie apocalypse (it could happen).
KySinne chapter 1 . 4/13/2010
I've seen this story around for a while, and always skipped over it because I thought it was another 'science is so much better than magic!' story. I finally started reading it, and just finsihed the first chapter. I have to say I am quiet glad I haven't started reading it before, because now I can enjoy 15 whole chapters. I haven't looked forward to reading a story this much in ages. Thanks! :)
OneTrue chapter 1 . 4/13/2010
To everyone asking about the divide-by-zero:

Hermione is asking Harry to calculate how long it will take him to read 8 books, assuming that it takes him 4 days to read 0 books. Of course, if Harry reads at a constant rate of 0 books per 4 days, then he will never finish, so it's no surprise that the output of the calculation is undefined.
Sinai chapter 1 . 4/12/2010
This chapter had me all a-grin. In this world, magic is dangerous, and not just in the Dark Arts. I admit to blinking at the divide by zero bit, until I realized that Hermione was a brilliant mudblood who of course knows basic math and knew Harry knows she knows about it and is thus tweaking his nose even more about his slowness and he knows she knows he knows so he doesn't even flinch and fires back. Hermione having a wicked sense of humor and a fiendish side may not be canon, but it's lovely to watch.

It has always made a great deal of sense that Harry's no good at magic to start though. There's a lot to be said for growing up around something when it comes to picking up a million things that may not be obvious.

I'd be willing to bet plants can stand being tranmogrified much better than animals though, they're considerably more resilient to damage. I wonder if some materials could increase their strength per unit mass by transforming them into something that respirates.
ray chapter 1 . 4/11/2010
your stories great and you update mad fast :D.
faithaholic chapter 1 . 4/11/2010
funny chapter. i loved it. please keep it coming :)
Makurayami Ookami chapter 1 . 4/11/2010
well written.
Qoheleth chapter 1 . 4/11/2010
Dear Less Wrong:

Now this is a neat little idea. What happens when a pure scientist gets a Hogwarts letter? And you pay it off well, too. My compliments. (My only complaint is that your hero should have been an OC. You should only play the AU card when you have to, and you don't really have to in this case.)

Sincerely,

Qoheleth
fanbasher865 chapter 1 . 4/10/2010
while reading this chapter i did something i had not done in months, i lost the game. the game is the game where if you think about the game you lose the game and anounce "i lost the game". if you here somebody around you say "i lost the game" you also lose the game for hearing it. there are more rules, but... meh.
He Who Comes With the Dusk chapter 1 . 4/10/2010
Oh my god, thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! You've written the story that I've wanted for so long!

Honestly, I wasn't sure *exactly* what I wanted, but I love science, and I love fanfiction, and I've been dying for an amalgamation of the two!

So thank you, thank you, thank you! You've made my day, that's for sure!

Also, I looked ahead to the next chapter: '#include "stddisclaimer.h"'. I doubt many people will get it, but it's priceless, really.

Also, it's been written very well so far, so here's to hoping that stays the case!
J.H chapter 1 . 4/9/2010
I loved the omakes and think you did them well (and would be exited to see more). Don't listen to anyone telling you to put them down, it's YOUR story, not theirs!

ANyway, I'm really enjoying this story - you're a great writer!
Antares Starfire chapter 1 . 4/9/2010
You know, your Author Note for this chapter got me thinking if Harry agonizing over the whole problem of trying to change one thing made wrong in the past got anything to do with some of the bad reactions to the Omakes ;-P

Generally I don't read Omakes. I leave them be for a time when I'm in the right mood (generally after I've killed the curiosity about the new chapter that's just been updated). I think part of the problem was that you tried to place Omakes as stand alone chapters. Then people got their notifications via e-mail and went happily to read the new chappie and WHAM! Smashed into an Omake.

Most Authors here at FFnet (at least in the Naruto/Anime department, where Omakes are most popular) just include the Omake at the end of the chapter separated by one of the break lines (it's generally also written in Italic). The Omake also doesn't necessarily has anything to do with the chapter.

This way people get to read the story and, if they want, jump the Omake.

Maybe you should try this way, no?

P.S.: If you're interested, read my fics about Naruto. I read your notes about making a character too strong and may be having a similar problem with one of my fics. I won't tell which one, cause if you go you'll have to read both :-D
Someone chapter 1 . 4/8/2010
As another reviewer said:

"I don't get it. What was so bad about the Comed-Tea test? And what would be so bad about investigating the Slytherin message?"

Sure, it's risky... but all experiments carry risks.
Vah4 chapter 1 . 4/8/2010
Awesomeness. Omakes at the bottom,author notes at beginning, although they should have less than 1:2 ratio.
xitwa74 chapter 1 . 4/8/2010
Oh, my gosh, I love this story!

You're brilliant, seriously..This story is so hilarious it had me giggling like mad..I especially love McGonagall and the science aspect..Kudos for writing such an awesome and well-thought out story with such an original plot..

xitwa74
CelticKnight chapter 1 . 4/8/2010
Next time leave the omakes to the END OF EACH CHAPTER. i dislike having a chapter appear in my email, just to realise its an author-note or omake chapter etc.

REAL CHAPTERS! leave the rabble to the end of each chapter, so we can choose to read them, if we wish!
kaztsar chapter 1 . 4/7/2010
I was a little disappointed that Feynman didn't actually go to hogwarts- but this looks to be an interesting read!
nublar chapter 1 . 4/5/2010
Wow. Just wow.
Pink Bismuth chapter 1 . 4/5/2010
"The part of his mind that wasn't convinced was screaming conspiracy! at the top of its lungs. She's in on it too!"

That line just made me laugh so hard!

I've really enjoyed this first chapter, it seems like an interesting story and I truly enjoy the writing style. I look forward to reading more.
Bob Dole chapter 1 . 4/3/2010
Brilliant and potentially hilarious!

I guess it helps that I'm a big fan of rationality and one Richard Feynman, mentioned in your summary.

Well, I just wanted to let you know you've got one more fan.

Without wax,

Bob
Artemis XIII chapter 1 . 4/3/2010
Very good idea. I was so focused on Harry that I didn't realise it was about the Hat... magician's trick! next time you'll make appear a dove out of a hat and I still will think "this is so obvious and I didn't realise!" which is what every story should do.

But: the "personality" of the hat here is absolutely not canon: in tome 1, the Hat tries to put Harry in Slytherin, so we can safely suppose that it doesn't care about whether its students become or not Dark Lords. Self-awareness doesn't imply a moral conscience and the Hat's role as "Harry's conscience" is very surprising and, to my mind (but with a 39 fever I hope you will forgive my opposition) not at all logical.

Still, it is an excellent twist and perfect at this place of the story. Very much like the canon in this that it says what nedds to be said (Harry and the reader need to hear that the prank with Neville was not a good idea and that the end does not justify the means...) and give the opportunity to Harry to make a choice (and we all know what choice he will make before it is even offered, of course, because canon!Harry would never fit in Slytherin and your Harry would never fit in Hufflepuff). Interesting that your Harry makes the opposite choice to canon!Harry as he is frightened not to realise his potential while canon!Harry is frightened to go "on the way to greatness"...

"Science sans conscience n'est que ruine de l'âme": I wonder how your Harry will turn. He seems well on the way to becoming a Dark Lord but he is only eleven and, whatever the Hat says, he will have plenty of opportunities to choose another path or to go back. I expect the next chapter with much impatience since you have been fairly impredictable so far.

Hum. Hope you will forgive me this very long ramble in very bad English. Put this on my being French and with a flu.

So, bravo for your writing skills, your understanding of the Laws of Fanfictions which you masterfully demonstrate and your very special turn of mind. I hope that you already have read Schopenhauer's "The Art of always being right" because you most certainly sound like it sometimes. I like very much this story. Please do not take this as a flame!
tatewaki2000 chapter 1 . 4/2/2010
Oh my.

I'm absolutely smutten. If that's a word. XP

So adorable, and so entertaining! I can only shake with excitement, as I ponder what a great writer (such as yourself) has in store in the next chapters.

But so far: Brilliant!

:)
Sarah chapter 1 . 4/2/2010
Gah! Hurry up and update!

And, another guess:

Harry's mind/conscious got sucked up by the hat. So he's like, living with the hat.
Skeletaure chapter 1 . 4/2/2010
The name of that fallacy would be "inductive reasoning".

1. We have observed many fics of this type before (yes, you're not as original as you think you are. Most - if not all - of the ideas in this story have been done before.*

2. Most of those stories either crashed and burnt, or were left abandoned.

We therefore approach this fic with a prediction: it is likely that this fic will crash and burn, or be abandoned.

And this prediction is perfectly reasonable. Of course you don't think it so, because you clearly think yourself special. But statistics are against you. Very few stories of this kind go anywhere, and we have no reason to think this one should be any different than the others. Certainly you have shown us no reason to believe that you are any different than the hundreds of authors who have tried ideas like this before - except perhaps in the size of your ego.

And, with the emergence of chapter 9, our prediction has been shown to have been correct (see: "crash and burn").

*Esama had a fic with Harry trying to bring the scientific method to the wizarding world and apply it to magic. To a lesser extent, so did Prodigy. Lunakatrina had a fic with a very similar irreverent sense of humour - though better executed. So did You're A Wizard, Potter. A million fics since the beginning of HP fanfiction have had "signing in the great hall" pranks, and none of them were funny. And whatever the Sorting hat is going to do, it's been done before. Whatever house he goes into, or if he's unsortable, or if a new house will be created for him, or an old house resurrected, or be given an apprenticeship instead, or be called evil by the hat and tried to be thrown out of Hogwarts... it's all been done.)
SeaStones chapter 1 . 4/2/2010
What the fuck? FFnet fuck ing auto-corrected my ellipses. Not only that! They auto-corrected them friggin' incorrectly!

Testing...

Testing b

Testing….

Okay, if I'm right, then the third "Testing" followed by an ellipsis should make it past the auto-corrections, while both the first and second "Testing" shouldn't. If, and only if, (-just making fun of your rationality here,) that has happened, then the auto-correction is caused by not allowing more than three of the same characters consecutively. [alt/option ;/:]

Er, anyway. I also wanted to say that I'm starting to think you're viewing this as some sort of social experiment where you observe our suspension of disbelief.

I really hope this isn't true.
Orchamus chapter 1 . 4/1/2010
Lol, sciency Harry. roflcopter
jdboss1 chapter 1 . 4/1/2010
I love the Ghostbusters song on Chapter:9 this i the best Story i have for a long time Dont be to long in updats it
mei mei's little sister chapter 1 . 3/31/2010
Shawks, I'm gonna stop checking this for a month, just to have enough to read when I do. One chapter's just not good enough!
james chapter 1 . 3/31/2010
Cliffhangers are for the desperate, you don't need them, luv.
kirb099 chapter 1 . 3/31/2010
Great read.

For what happens next... is the sorting hat going to be unable to sort Harry on the principal that Harry does not believe he is Harry. He only thinks he is Harry because everyone says he is Harry. yada yada yada he can't sort because his whole identity is in question?
Bill. T. Extra Guy chapter 1 . 3/28/2010
I disagree with your "first law"

As a counterexample I give Sarah1281's "It’s For a Good Cause, I Swear!"

I believe this proves that even people who are aware of Positive Bias can still be subject to it.
delxxx chapter 1 . 3/27/2010
Ch 1 Review:

I love that the premise.

"The funny thing was, he ought to have been on Dad's side. No one had ever seen any evidence of magic, and according to Mum, there was a whole magical world out there. How could anyone keep something like that a secret? More magic?"

Harry's adoptive father is actually not being the man of science here and neither is Harry even though he does eventually wish to experiment.

The most basic principle of science is that every possibility, which we have thought of or not, seen or not, however improbable it might seem to us, is possible as long as we do not prove that it is not. In other words, just because the evidence of something is not present, it does not mean that it does not exist/happen/is true. Unexplained phenomenon is something that scientists are as scared of as they look forward to because as much as they mean that they would have to start afresh with new evidences, it heralds a new world waiting to be discovered.

Apart from that, his parents are so ...
Gemcraft chapter 1 . 3/26/2010
I think your breaking records here lol. keep up the good work!
SituationalExtrovert chapter 1 . 3/26/2010
HOLY $HIT! I already reviewed, and I just now realized that the obnoxious Gryffindor prefect has to be PERCY!

Sic 'em, Harry! SIC 'EM!

I still want to be your minion.

FYI: my niece is trying to read over my shoulder and she wants to know why I want to be your "onion". *giggle*

Cheers!

Adriann
Rihtan chapter 1 . 3/26/2010
Loved chapters 7 & 8. Though I now have the vision of Harry running to the front of the train shouting

"Go-Go-Knowledge-Prefects Rulebook" and smacking Percy down.

Can't wait to see how that plays out.

And to second( or third, or whatever) another reviewer I would also like to express my interest in how the conversation with the sorting hat goes. Short or long this should be fun.
Waspy chapter 1 . 3/25/2010
Polymorph?

For the sake of irony, I can picture Prof. Michael Verres getting Harry books on the d20 RPG “Dungeons and Dragons” as a guide to quantify magic as the spells in D&D follow systematic rules and finite limitations.

Arthur Weasley and the Twins would get a kick out of how muggles regard magic in popular fiction, although they’d need a ‘one wizard per party’ policy or else everyone would play as a wizard.

Professor Filius Flitwick would make an awesome Dungeon Master given his openmindedness and background as a dueling champion.

If/when the Twins open their own joke shop, they could sell “Dungeons and Dragons” alongside mundane tricks and pranks. Gaming stores usually have a high rate of repeat consumers.
novalisdt chapter 1 . 3/24/2010
Holy shit. This is hilarious!

I understand why you don't do this professionally, but selfishly, I wish you would.

I can't wait until my goddaughter is old enough to appreciate this.
SensiblyTainted chapter 1 . 3/24/2010
So I'm on my second read through. I just wanted to ask a few questions. 1) Did Petunia adopt Harry before marrying Michael? Why don't they have more kids? Did Michael not want any? Not that any of that probably matters or is relavent to the story. I was just curious. This Harry seems perfectly natural as an only child and it would be strange to have siblings in the picture. Still... 2) Did Harry not have any bouts of accidental magic that was so prevailant in canon?
David M. Potter chapter 1 . 3/22/2010
Brilliant!
BionicLegs chapter 1 . 3/22/2010
Amazing, simply amazing. Without doubt the best "smart Harry" story I have ever read. I can't wait to see where you take this.
Nihil Videmus chapter 1 . 3/21/2010
Good stuff. Not amazing intellectual, but funny for intellectual sorts, if that makes sense.

A word of caution- Harry's character is straddling the line between entertaining and annoying. So far you've managed to make him smart and still be a child, which is an achievement, but if you are making him that smart I have to wonder what corresponding challenges he'll be facing.

And I really, really love the idea of the gold currency arbitrage between the wizarding and muggle worlds. Kudos for writing the first (obviously to my knowledge) fanfiction that mentions hedge funds. Now if you mention Black-Scholes I can die happy. Although you'd think the goblins might have a problem with introducing a large amount of currency into the wizarding world for fear of inflation? And wouldn't some muggleborn's parents at some point in time have thought of dicking with the whole gold/silver ratio thing?

As a side note, you may be interested in knowing I got to this story via DLP's 'For Review' thread and that the people there seem to like it.
yoyoente chapter 1 . 3/20/2010
*grins* I think I may come to hate Harry's dad...but then I do tend to empathize with the main character.
aliard chapter 1 . 3/20/2010
I can tell just now from reading the first chapter that this is going to be a wild ride. So Mrs. Fig gets hold of Hogwarts for Harry does she? I liked the part when Petunia was thinking about Vernon wanting a child named Dudley. And she said to herself, who would name a child Dudley Dersly?
roary34 chapter 1 . 3/19/2010
This is hilarious. I cant wait to see what your Harry will do next, although world domination is certainly a sound plan!

Oh, and interacting with Snape...surely that must be coming up.

You're doing a fabulous and funny job. Do keep it up.

Cheers

Roary
galaxy chapter 1 . 3/19/2010
good but i think you meant deputy headMISTRESS not deputy headMASTER. headmastermale. headmistressfemale. simple really when you think about it.
uo-chou chapter 1 . 3/19/2010
Interesting. Very, very interesting. As a man of science, I heartily look forward to your descriptions of Hogwarts and magic in general through the eyes of a disciple of the great Richard Feynman. Heh, I hope Harry pokes a million holes in the nonsensical canon storyline.
Malcolm75k chapter 1 . 3/18/2010
This is very well written. I love the dry humor contained herein, though some of the spurious comical references to table top gaming and pop culture somewhat detract. Calling out "Great Scott" is better without reference than with, and while some of the patently ridiculous things from canon (sp? Never get that right...) are jarring in their own right, the reference to a 1 spoon, say, is an extra weight that must be supported by the suspension of disbelief.

However, this is a top-notch job otherwise. I really can't point to any problems, and the level of discourse within the fic is quite high.

RE another reviewer:

But the notion of Harry taking over the world bothers me. He sounds somewhat like Voldemort. Why would he have such thoughts?

Remember what's in the Curse Scar? And who it links him to? Sounds like his scar is, at the least, bleeding, though it healed over years ago. "Gah! My scar is leaking and I've got some Voldemort on my soul! Anyone have some Woolite? Souls go in the gentle cycle I think..."
Herne-of-the-lantern chapter 1 . 3/18/2010
This is going to be interesting.
Steph1215 chapter 1 . 3/18/2010
ok
hordac85 chapter 1 . 3/17/2010
interesting
Nongarak chapter 1 . 3/14/2010
I haven't had a chance to read this yet, and I'm hoping I will soon, but if it's really about Harry Potter being raised by Richard Feynman then YES I AM INTERESTED IN A STORY LIKE THIS! Great idea. Fuck the Dursleys.
Cassandra30 chapter 1 . 3/13/2010
Most excellent!
lucis chapter 1 . 3/11/2010
As of reading Chapter 1, I think this story has epic potential.

Also, in _Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman_ (or maybe _What do you care what other people think_, but I'm pretty sure it was the former) Feynman mentions that he went to psychics, magicians, et cetera, to give them a chance. All failed of course. In a similar vein, Dawkins has visited psychics to disprove them.
j hellfire chapter 1 . 3/11/2010
Oh god it should be illegal to write something this funny.

I think you broke me
Guest chapter 1 . 3/11/2010
I'm surprised that Petunia doesn't mention her knowledge of Severus "that awful boy" Snape and his magic, too, in her first argument. After all, she might remember his Spinners End address, which can be reached through Muggle post.

Good start.
Anne Squires chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
I enjoyed the first chapter. Now on to the next...
whitehound chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
Thirty-odd years ago, when I was trying to explain how come I was a practising witch and clairvoyant with a degree in hard science, I wrote: "I'm a scientist - I believe in what works. Afterwards I'll worry about *why* it works."

You have a tiny Britpick btw. We have letterboxes - that is, slots in the door, covered by a flap - here, not mailboxes, and post comes through them, not into them, because they don't have an inside as such.
duj chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
What an amazing beginning.
blue artemis chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
I love the idea of Mrs. Figg just popping up with the proper information.
BellaDrogo chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
This is a pretty amazing story so far. I really like it and I hope you keep writing. When do you update? Are you still writing it?
canoncansodoff chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
Nicely done. Well-written, and over-the-top funny.

Intellectual crack-fiction?
Angurvddel chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
Oh but this fic is funny. Also nice to see a story that while somewhat cracktastic, still keeps at least some of the basic human emotions/reactions at least somewhat realistic. And hey, no character bashing either, amazing!
Pennilyn Novus chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
Great beginning. Your writing style is tidy and scientific, and I like the alternate universe and its concept. Harry, Petunia, and the Professor's characters are revealed through their actions instead of clumbsy exposition. I look forward to reading the rest.
BajaB chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
Enjoying this, especially chapter 5. Please keep up the good work.
The Vorpal Eskimo chapter 1 . 3/10/2010
This is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I have read in a month. I was howling, screaming, and crying with laughter by the end of the fifth chapter. Part of me almost hopes that this becomes a running joke, if only because of the reactions of the adults.

I do so hope the economic subplot is expanded on. I can easily see things reaching the height of, say, "Better Living Through Chemistry."

The bits in italics are interesting teasers. Thank you very much for producing such a monumentally funny story.

Yours will become a profile often-checked.
SomeGuyFawkes chapter 1 . 3/9/2010
What an interesting and unusual spin on the HP story. The rationalist stuff was great, but is was undercut, a little, by Politically Correct absurdities (for example, what names will be inflicted on Potter's poor grand-kids?). The PC is more amusing since, in other regards, the family seems to fit in a traditional (pre-FemiNazi) mold.

Anywho, fine start. The twist with Mrs. Figg was well done.

But, Harry would have had a few bouts of accidental magic (EVERY kid's life has stressors (especially perceived), no matter how PC the family is). Harry and his Dad should already have a list of minor mysteries that they can't adequately explain; this would be more plausible than mysterious notions in Harry's internal dialog.
aalens chapter 1 . 3/9/2010
Absolutely brilliant!
tumshie chapter 1 . 3/9/2010
Very nice start, but we don't celebrate Thanksgiving in the UK, purely an American holiday
stellarjade chapter 1 . 3/9/2010
OMG I love this story! I t is awsome! Chapter five was probably the funniest thing that I have ever read. I literally was laghing through out the whole thing. I love your Harry and McGonagall interaction as well as the scene in Madame Malkins... I baisicly love the whole story. the only complaint that I have is the inconsintincy- sp? anyways I don't understand how his parents are acting... One moment they are cold and his father is very condencending and the next they are all joking together about in the living room with mcgonagall? Anyways love the story please please please please update soon.
noylj chapter 1 . 3/9/2010
Harry shrugged, took a piece of lined paper from his desk, and started writing. A flat metal plate on a door affords pushing, and a handle on a door affords pulling, and the thing to do with a testable hypothesis is to go test it.

There is no such thing as pull. There is only push. Pull is a physical impossibility. Look at anything you pull and you find that you are actually pushing it.
Meteoricshipyards chapter 1 . 3/9/2010
What a _wonderful_ start! I'm loving it!

Thank you so much. Looking forward to this Harry encountering the wizarding world.

Tom A.
bighairydude chapter 1 . 3/9/2010
Very funny. Keep it up.

Thanks for sharing.
Madame Norberta chapter 1 . 3/9/2010
I am loving this already! The characters are so different, yet so in character. Harry outside shouting for an owl made me laugh out loud. ;~)

I'm glad you have several chapters posted already. I don't think I have the patience to wait...

I also should mention how much I appreciate your excellent writing and careful editing. Unfortunately both are rare in fanfiction.

Peggy
Aries The Ram chapter 1 . 3/5/2010
I certainly hope you continue to write this, I'm definitely going to keep reading as it is one of the more interesting and engaging stories. Within one chapter you've given me something that is different enough to keep me reading while also giving me some solace in knowing that in some way, shape and form the H/Hr should be pleasing. Also I enjoy humor fics. Thank you and i'll review on another chapter once I get more information.
Orc Shaman chapter 1 . 3/3/2010
Interesting, but so many flaws already stated in your other reviews.

It'd be better if you specify them in later chapters (which I'm sure you will do)
DarkHeart81 chapter 1 . 3/2/2010
I like this idea. Though Harry referring to Petunia as mom is taking some getting used to. lol Am kind of hoping that Harry and Hermione end up in Ravenclaw together. :)
Ishikawa-san chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
A well written start.

A completely new take on the HP Universe, i agree with the majority of the other reviewers that the potential is incredible.

Looking forward to reading more. Should be fascinating as well as hilarious at various points. Always a good combination in fanfiction.

Thumbs up.
cheekylildevil chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
I have never read anything like this and are waiting with baited breath for more. This has the potential to become one of the most read stories on this site.

Please, please write more,

Waiting,

Indi
scarletalphabet chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
This has the potential to be VERY interesting. I've never seen a take quite like this, and that is very rare indeed in the world of HP fanfic. :P I like how Harry is smart and studies, but doesn't seem to know everything. I hope you keep it that way and I look forward to more. :) Cool idea with the Petunia and Lily relationship as well.
StoryTagger chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
Huh...that's actually interesting. I wonder if Harry will try and figure out just what force drives "magic" and try and fit it into rules...
HJP265 chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
sounds very interesting for a begining... I just hope he won't turn into a total Hermione... he should still be himself (you know the caring for other...loving to fly etc) just more intelligent... but still I think he and Hermione should get well together ...(hope this makes any sense)... still can't wait to read the next chap

HJP

ps.: I really liked the part where Petunia said who would name his son Dudley Dursley xD
dougal74 chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
An interesting start, I look forward to the next chapter.

I think you could have a good character in this Harry, as long as he doesn't go to Hermionesque extremes and believe everything that is written in text...which from this chapter he doesn't...although I would like to see them working together and he bringing out her full potential.
baceba chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
hi,

it looks very interesting - please keep going.
Cibbler chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
This is definitely looking good.
Davek86 chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
nice start
omegahurricane chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
Very interesting. Hermione will truely get along very well with this Harry. Petunia being indepted to Lily and there for being nice is a good swing on things. Can't wait to see who gives and the expation of the method to the madness that is J. K. Rowlings Magical Universe.
hhrforeverhhr chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
finally a good story where harry won't be an idiot. i love this types of stories, and your seems its going to be great.. update soon..
anonnatymousMARTIN chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
Oh! I love these types of stories! It screams brilliance! Sharp, considerate, very intelligent Harry. This cheered me up a little. I hope you continue.
wetterwaxs chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
Sounds promising. Who will they send? McGonagall would be perfect for this...
Errrrr chapter 1 . 2/28/2010
So. I'm the first one reviewing, eh?

I enjoyed the chapter. It is a very good start. Do continue I would like to see how you progress.

Not-to-mention I would like to see how Harry's adoptive father reacts.

P.S. Will it be Snape?