Reviews for Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
heidlebergchick chapter 5 . 11h
Thank you for that fabulous laugh! I can really see Draco and Harry being friends based off that one scene; here's hoping. My fingers are crossed!
Flaum chapter 5 . 8/1
This...*laughing hysterically* this has been the best chapter in all HP fanfics I've ever read *wheezing*
Guest chapter 5 . 7/6
i was wheezing
Sun chapter 5 . 6/22
This scene was absolutely hilarious. I humbly thank you for the laugh.
TreacleToad chapter 5 . 6/10
This chapter gave me a GREAT laugh XD
FelineHart chapter 5 . 6/6
The end of this chapter made me laugh so hard, there are still tears falling down my face. I'm right there with Madam Malkin.

Another Harry Potter author suggested this one, and I'm so very glad they did!
Thristan chapter 5 . 5/25
Yeah, a certain prof is going to be staggering-falling down drunk before getting Harry's wand
Dontreallyknowtbh chapter 5 . 5/22
I like this version of the scene so much better
deeznutsareepic chapter 5 . 5/20
Lmaoooo. That was easily the best comedy sequence I have read in a long time
Ryan The Recluse chapter 5 . 5/5
This. was. GOLDEN!
PheonixBJB chapter 5 . 5/3
The scene of them getting fitted for their robes is absolutely hysterical
CountOrlok777 chapter 5 . 4/27
... oh dear God what have you unleashed upon the Wizarding world.
geranim0enimino671 chapter 5 . 4/14
this was fun banter between Harry and Draco.
Igniferroque chapter 5 . 4/8
This is absolutely brilliant. The HP/Draco back and forth was hilarious.
MulticoloredFlame chapter 5 . 3/12
I truthfully don't think any fanfiction has made me laugh this hard.
Thanks for the laughter :)
Guest chapter 5 . 3/3
I'm reading this on the 'official' website and coming here to comment.

Uh, is the name of the shop really Moke Shop or did you have a slip of the finger while typing?
Seraphix chapter 5 . 2/26
i am literally dying my mom is staring at me like im crazy but i cannot stop cackling what is this masterpiece?! how does someone write something so unexplainably hilarious!? the moment when draco started blabbing about wanting to get into Gryffindor because McG is a Gryffindor is what did it for me. I'm dead. I'm so dead.
Guest chapter 5 . 2/12
BAHAHAHAAA-

I'm sorry- I can't-

MUAHHAHAHAHAAABABAAAHAHAHAAAA
NSL chapter 5 . 1/10
JUST AWESOME!
How can anybody write like that?!
(No, not sarcastic, it's actually awesome).
rotkudnok chapter 5 . 1/6
Dear God I'm sooo dying from laughter right now and I don't even believe in god! This, this is beyond golden and I just can't express in words how freaking hilarious it is! Dear author, you just made my whole YEAR with this one chapter! And there's around a hundred more! Man, I'm so giddy right now!
Feind chapter 5 . 12/20/2021
I came here unsure if I disliked this version of Harry or the very „Reddit“ style of writing more, but then I found some of the reviews and decided to dislike those the most. But I’m still hooked, can’t deny that.
abbiliciousness414 chapter 5 . 11/21/2021
This was fantastic and hilarious.
8ofhearts chapter 5 . 11/17/2021
You're a genius.
Dark-Prince-of-Clowns chapter 5 . 11/16/2021
Since it wouldn't paste in the last chapter:

I wouldn't put my trust in hedge founds -not nearly as safe as their reputation would have it, and not all that profitable, compared to the options.

Then again, Harry is a scientist, not a stocks investor. And 11 years to boot.

He's right about the muggle vs wizard economy tho... Which is why I STRONGLY suspect the Goblins do something to the gold and solver that makes it appear fake to muggle tests or something.

If they hadn't, some muggleborn would have found out that he could sell gold coins for MORE than their face value in gold (if age can be determinated, and he can claim some pirate treasure of hos ancestors or the likes), then trade those muggle money to galleons (1G 5£, give or take a few pennies. According to the author.)

A Galleon weights 1.98grams (HP Lexicon)

Price of 1 gram gold in 1991 avragely 13$ (rounded down)

$ to £ in 1991 Avragely half.

So the aproximate (roughly) Value of 1 Galleon is ca. 2x (13/2) 2x6.5 13...again.

If you sell 1 Galleon for 13£, and buy a new one for 5£, you earn the netto sum of 8£ pr Galleon. Enough to buy 2 Galleons, and from there it escalates... what's the word... exponentially? (Constantly increasing in a quicker and quicker speed, rather than in a linear fashion)

Too tired. Lol Anyway...

All of this is WITHOUT factoring in the gold to silver value ratio.

My point is: What are the odds no smart muggleborn has not tried to exploit that system, sometime over the 517 years it has existed? (In 1991 -Potterwiki)

Math and economics aside... AWESOME fic! I hope it goes on through the entire Potter book-series! :D

(Or at least until Harry comes up with the OBVIOUS solution that there's no REAL need to kill Voldemort. -Just stick the soul-piece roaming around into an object where it can't do any damage, and -since no one BUT Voldemort knows how to set him free, no one can.

Plus, it would be useful for research on the soul, and the effects of splinching the soul. _)

...
MentalSlavery17 chapter 5 . 11/14/2021
Omg I think I just died of laughter I hope harry and malfoy get along like a house on fire at hogwarts too!
Red chapter 5 . 10/26/2021
This is the funniest thing I've ever read dbjdjdjjdjjdjjjdhdhdjsk
BerserkLittleCook chapter 5 . 10/13/2021
"Burst into flames and die" xD
Mood.
TheOmniWriter chapter 5 . 10/12/2021
Oh, Snape… What headaches this beast will cause you…
GreySkunk chapter 5 . 10/6/2021
Someone definitely needs to make a movie out of this.
IceWarrior chapter 5 . 10/4/2021
How did Harry know Lucius's name before meeting him? His name is not mentioned anywhere in the chapter before Harry says it...
Lmppsc chapter 5 . 9/12/2021
That was like the best thing I have read in a while
Shaedy Hoe chapter 5 . 9/10/2021
Never in my 24 years of existence have I laughed so hard. I'm LITERALLY having asthma attack right now smh. I tip my hat to you good sir/ma'am. Marvellous. Simply marvellous!
handwran chapter 5 . 8/23/2021
XD oh man that bit with draco was great!
yochan123 chapter 5 . 8/9/2021
LMAOOOO that was so funny hahahahaha
Oleonetta chapter 5 . 8/5/2021
I'm cracking up!
I am right there with Madam Malkin, on the floor laughing so hard!
And that last line..OMG Harry!
we all matter chapter 5 . 7/27/2021
THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENE OF FANFICTION I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS, IT'S A MASTERPIECE.
cshen.julienne chapter 5 . 7/11/2021
HAHAHHA LOL
Guest chapter 5 . 6/12/2021
Ok… that first line has me in splits
Guest chapter 5 . 5/20/2021
The Draco bit of him doing to too was so OOC that it kinda ruined this story for me already :/ hoping that doesn’t happen again because god that was cringe
smolhauz chapter 5 . 5/14/2021
Oh this will be fun. Ohohoho!
kimjo2 chapter 5 . 5/12/2021
Who knew Draco had a sense of humor! What a gloriously hilarious scene. Thanks so much
Guest chapter 5 . 5/10/2021
laughing too hard to breathe but at least I can still read
Thelma.Goranson chapter 5 . 5/10/2021
I can barely breathe.
g chapter 5 . 5/7/2021
lol, im loving this
Guest chapter 5 . 5/5/2021
The end of this chapter is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. As soon as Draco started in on Harry I started laughing. Then poor Lucius. He must be so confused. I laughed so hard I cried. Thank you for this.
xstoryloverx chapter 5 . 5/4/2021
You said in chapter 1 that the story hits its stride in chapter 5 and having just finished chapter 5 I can understand why. I've just had a right old giggle and I'm already excited to read the rest of the story
Eliella45 chapter 5 . 5/2/2021
Omg that was hilarious! Enjoying this so much... Hope Harry and Draco are friends!
jercyshipper chapter 5 . 4/30/2021
Oh God I can't stop laughing
H1Neo chapter 5 . 4/27/2021
:D
Reviachi chapter 5 . 4/22/2021
I am a but a wisp of a soul from beyond this realm back to leave one last review of this chapter, for I have died whilst reading it.

Jokes aside though, this honestly has made me laugh so hard, I’ve re-read this chapter alone 4 times already because it is just ingenious. Thanks for writing hygiene.
sasserus snape chapter 5 . 4/16/2021
This is so good oh my god
Criodeus chapter 5 . 4/1/2021
CHAPTER 5 HAS M MI N G AGHHHHHH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT ITS LATE AT NIGHT
Luthien'sLight chapter 5 . 3/25/2021
Lord save me I'm wheezing and my family is looking at me like I'm insane.
Luna L chapter 5 . 3/7/2021
Poor Draco, haha.
AstoriaPheonix chapter 5 . 2/24/2021
I'm in love. No questions asked.
bibliopuff chapter 5 . 2/15/2021
oh god please help me this chapter makes me losing my mind
slifer238 chapter 5 . 2/15/2021
I feel like the more I read this the smarter I get
happyraincloud1 chapter 5 . 1/17/2021
I was laughing so hard I started crying! I absolutely love this
frostynips chapter 5 . 1/10/2021
It’s a borderline crack fic with little Sheldon as the MC, desperate to prove how smart he is at literally every turn. The comedy is kind of funny but not enough to keep me interested. Overall hard to read.
tabnmus18 chapter 5 . 12/14/2020
It’s so hard keeping quiet when reading this at 3.
L0NER18 chapter 5 . 12/14/2020
I might be in love! Can a person love words on a screen? Don't care I do!
BohemianVoldemort chapter 5 . 12/8/2020
prehaps the funniest subplot ever read in hp fanfiction
snamioneBDSMcuriosity chapter 5 . 11/25/2020
Ok. That was bloody hilarious!
Guest chapter 5 . 11/22/2020
Honestly this chapter was awful lol if the story continues like this then I have no idea how this lasted this long lol
NastySquire chapter 5 . 11/8/2020
I laughed out loud for a solid 60 seconds. I literally could not stop giggling.
MeConfused chapter 5 . 11/7/2020
LMAOOOOO WHAT HAHAHAHA I LOVE THE OBNOXIOUS COMPLIMENTS PART!
Half an Inch chapter 5 . 11/7/2020
This is so funny but what the hell is Harry saying? I don’t understand half the stuff he says lol
Guest chapter 5 . 10/29/2020
Couldn't stop laughing! I'm pretty sure my mom thinks I've gone mad lol.
haven't read something as great as this in a long time!
TheUnpreparedPioneer chapter 5 . 10/25/2020
Well now, I've sufficiently worried my cousin after I started wheezing and then proceeded to cackle once again and end up wheezing and coughing, in dire need of a glass of water. I haven't a pretty or healthy laugh, you see.

However, this masterpiece of hilarity would send me cackling away any day. I simply can't get enough and I've just begun this wondrous journey. And to think, I can look forward to 661,619 words of beautiful chaos.
Soraslove chapter 5 . 10/20/2020
harry is hilarious, lol.
anon chapter 5 . 10/11/2020
I AM IN TEARS I LOVE THIS ah finally some quality fanfiction
Llynn22anne chapter 5 . 9/25/2020
The end bit of this chapter is one of the funniest things I have ever read. It caused me to actually laugh out loud for a solid 3 minutes. I am very glad I was not around other people while reading this as they would have given me strange looks. Thank you so much for brightening my day
wrileywhiz chapter 5 . 9/23/2020
I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Thank yo for this!
chloe1011997 chapter 5 . 9/18/2020
I am absolutely pussing my pants with laughter literally wheezing from my hysterics at 1:30 in the morning. I'm sure my neighbours are loving me right now lmao. Great chapter
LiveMan chapter 5 . 9/16/2020
oh my god. I read about fundamental attribution error before but I didn't expect a chapter using the theory in such a HILARIOUS way. Brilliantly done!
royalcatniss chapter 5 . 9/15/2020
AHHH THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ. I was so scared I would wake someone up because I kept laughing every 5 seconds. Please let Draco and Harry become friends!
NukeboxZero chapter 5 . 9/1/2020
Yeah, you killed me. This chapter sent my ribs to the moon. I havent laughed this hard in a while.
Guest chapter 5 . 8/27/2020
This is pure brilliance haven't stoped is amazing like 100/10 a rating
disneyfananalyst chapter 5 . 8/18/2020
Draco and Harry's introduction and overall scene with Lucius and McGonagall was just priceless!
Ali chapter 5 . 8/14/2020
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ASAD021 chapter 5 . 8/12/2020
Wow, this chapter is seriously well written
ThomasSlik chapter 5 . 8/11/2020
That interaction was perfect
lynariz chapter 5 . 8/8/2020
Oh my god! Harry and Draco are killing me!
fifibaz chapter 5 . 8/8/2020
this is genuinely so hilarious “burst into flames and die”. in tears my GOD
Berry chapter 5 . 8/6/2020
This chapter is pure gold. At the end I found myself lost for words (rest asured that that doesn't happen very often). For the first time in my life I literaly couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for that
lazyprophet chapter 5 . 8/3/2020
hi,
i am liking your novel as i read through. it's written so wondurfully. Hope future chapters follow the same rythm. But, i didn't understand how malfoy started saying stuff about liking Harry Potter or joining Gryffindor out of no where. How was what Malfoy said related to Harry's previous behavior.
furroflove chapter 5 . 7/29/2020
This made my day :DDD
Guest chapter 5 . 7/18/2020
This was fooken hilarious
IAmYoyo chapter 5 . 7/14/2020
I love this chapter it's so funny I cracked up so hard. Love this story so far!
Guest chapter 5 . 7/8/2020
Absolutely loved this chapter. Harry's interaction with Draco had me laughing till I cried.
I-tried-everything chapter 5 . 6/30/2020
I'm wheezing!
InsertRandomUncreativeNameHere chapter 5 . 6/25/2020
I literally cannot stop laughing. Thank you for that.
johnwhen chapter 5 . 6/25/2020
Omg I’m dying
Fanofboats chapter 5 . 6/21/2020
This was absolutely hilarious! He defused the Malfoy situation before anything bad could happen, without pandering to illogic. I adore this Harry and his rational, chaotic-seeming mind!
wolfkitty1103 chapter 5 . 6/20/2020
That chapter was entertaining. Poor Malfoy!
LivingInBibliomania chapter 5 . 6/15/2020
Oh my god. This is ridiculously perfect. I'm laughing so hard right now!
Keep on Writing
~LiB
tahminax chapter 5 . 6/2/2020
I'm so done. God this is so freaking funny!
I nearly choked on air.
Seriously, the abrupt mayhem is outrageous.
My jaws hurt from too much cackling.
Help~
Guest chapter 5 . 5/18/2020
This was the most perfect thing ever, actually made me laugh. Thanks for that.
LilithiaRW chapter 5 . 5/15/2020
Bahaha I love the idea of both Lucius and Minerva never getting over their house rivalry and the fact that they were both horrified to hear their respective child express admiration for the other's house
BichinhodeGoiab chapter 5 . 5/14/2020
Eu não aguento ...Essa foi a MELHOR CENA de todas as que eu já li .Curvo-me diante da sua grandiosidade, eu quase morri tentando não gritar de rir ,porque são 3:34 da manhã e meu pai esta dormindo
RemedyForABrokenHeart chapter 5 . 5/7/2020
I couldn't stop laughing at the scene w/ Draco. As a hardcore drarry shipper, i absolutel this interaction. XD
Kylau Ren chapter 5 . 5/5/2020
I'M LOSING MY MIND THIS CHAPTER IS HILARIOUS!
0justareader0 chapter 5 . 5/4/2020
the author is right the final scene in this chapter made laugh so much
AliceBridger chapter 5 . 4/24/2020
Goodness! That was hilarious! Now excuse me I'm going to continue reading this amazing story.
Guest chapter 5 . 4/19/2020
brilliant
Bean89 chapter 5 . 4/16/2020
IM CACKLING AND ITS TWO IN THE MORNING AND IF I WAKE UP MY PARENTS IM DEAD
Katara Tojiro chapter 5 . 3/28/2020
Hilarious! This chapter just brightened my day! Harry (and all the other characters, too) are much more natural in this fanfiction than in the first book itself. They're less cookie cutter and uptight. I'm very impressed with what I've read so far, and I've learned a lot, too!
Guest chapter 5 . 3/26/2020
Wow just wow... I am laughing so hard ...lolllll
This fic makes me its fan just from 5 chap.. ...
Amazingly awsome
Lupus77 chapter 5 . 3/25/2020
I am calckaling in my seat. I LOVE THIS
Guest chapter 5 . 3/24/2020
This chapter left me laughing like crazy and offered me giggles whenever I thought about it.
CaliforniaCougar chapter 5 . 3/19/2020
oh my God I died of laughter at Draco and Harry's meeting. Much more entertaining than the original lol
suziq968 chapter 5 . 3/15/2020
Actually choking from laughing too hard. Poor Mcgonagall, she's actually encouraging him to be worse and doesn't even know.
Berghiu.Silviu chapter 5 . 2/27/2020
hey. I don't have the habit of writing reviews, but sometimes certain pieces of literature deserve all the praise they can get. That scene with Draco Malfoy, pure gold. Haven't laughed that hard and long for a long, long while. Pretty sure a good 70% of your readers are sticking for that scene alone. Obviously I'm only at chapter 5, but I'm looking forward to the rest of the story. I hope you never quit writing, it would be a tragedy.
Black Magic99 chapter 5 . 2/25/2020
wow here i was thinking this would be a run of the mill story then 5 ch in im cracking up laughing
Amayita01 chapter 5 . 2/24/2020
THIS WAS WHOLESOME
OMGSSS I LOVE THE INTERATION OF OF DRACO AND HARRY
AND WHEN LUCIUS AND MINERVA CAME
FleurWestwell chapter 5 . 2/23/2020
I normally don't review until I've read the entire work and have something to comment upon. This chapter, however, left me gasping for breath. The scene in Madame Malkin's is brilliant! Everything about it was perfect. Thank you. xx Fleur
Guest chapter 5 . 2/21/2020
I just love this chapter
BlackDove WhiteDove chapter 5 . 2/21/2020
I have been giggling hard the last 4 chapters.
But this one had me laughing so hard I fell off my bed and woke up my puppy. XD
This is just amazing
MontanariSophie chapter 5 . 2/20/2020
Wow, I laughed really hard on this chapter.
I just started this fic and I can already know that I will be reading all night instead of sleeping.
Ezra chapter 5 . 2/13/2020
That was one of the most hilarious things I have ever read how do you write such mind-boggling amazingness
Felix chapter 5 . 2/13/2020
I am rereading HPMOR for the third time now. It is so great. Thanks for writing it
Guest chapter 5 . 2/13/2020
that was hilarious
Badgirl Niggi chapter 5 . 2/3/2020
lol I love ch5 it was so funny I couldn't stop laughing just the thought of Harry and Draco doing that to everyone randomly just to get a laugh lol love it :) the panic attack Mr. Malfoy and McGonagall just to hearing what house the other waned to be stored in when they showed up lol
angel.nieves.1656 chapter 5 . 1/27/2020
I gotta say, that whole getting measured for robes was amazing! I wish something like that had been in the books XD
Mr.Easy chapter 5 . 1/21/2020
I love this chapter!
Blackbob chapter 5 . 1/17/2020
This is literally the best thing I've ever read! Like, Draco Malfoy can actually be funny. But one thing: Are you a scientist or how do you know all this?
thepuzzlingcentaur chapter 5 . 1/16/2020
I was was reading the begining of this story in a pub on my mobile. It's great that I moved to my car just before Harry's interaction with Malfoys and decided to finish reading the chapter in my car. If I didn't, people would call the nearest institution to pick up a maniac who is rolling on the floor and crying while laughing like a madman for no reason.

...yes, I actually cried from laughter.
PrincessMagic chapter 5 . 1/7/2020
i'm literally crying this is hilarious!
Alyce and Indi chapter 5 . 12/26/2019
Apparently a Harry with a scientific background is not so good for the Wizarding World.

I haven't laughed so hard in some time!
Guest chapter 5 . 12/19/2019
LOL. that's the only thing i have to say about this chapter. thought it couldn't get funnier
LadyJaeza chapter 5 . 11/24/2019
Ok, I have been laughing all along, but this chapter made me fall out of my chair and that cats are looking at me with great worry as if they think the food lady might just die and then they will never be fed again. Oh, that was wonderful!
Someone chapter 5 . 11/22/2019
This was the best chapter I had read so far in any fanfiction and trust I have read a lot of them. Keep up the good work, my friend!
Darkpool chapter 5 . 11/19/2019
I haven’t laughed that hard at a story in a long time. Thank you for that exchange.
Cynfulme chapter 5 . 11/14/2019
So so funny...
JustUnderAgnes chapter 5 . 10/28/2019
I've seen this story so many times, but I finally caved to read it, and I was actually doubled over with laughter, nice man!
Senpai chapter 5 . 10/25/2019
I forgot how hilarious this story is. I love it. I almost had an asthma attack when Draco started on about wanting to be in gryffindor
nottgranger chapter 5 . 10/11/2019
When I was reading the scene where Harry was messing around with Draco, then Draco to Harry, Harry to Lucius and Draco to Minerva, I laughed so hard I cried. There's still tears in my eyes even now. I was picturing the Spiderman meme (the one where they're all pointing?) the entire time. Marvelous!
Moth chapter 5 . 9/30/2019
Laughing so hard right now
Arc chapter 5 . 9/3/2019
I am speechless...
This... Thing... is a fucking masterpiece and I'd hear none the less.
Oh, i don't even know if i'm worthy enough to even review it.

GAH! I'll sacrifice my firstborn to make this canon!
EReader45 chapter 5 . 9/1/2019
Omg I can’t breathe. I’m laughing so hard, no matter how many times I read this the scene in the clothing shop gets me every time!
lorlorgrace chapter 5 . 8/13/2019
I'm absolutely cracking up! Absolutely brilliant! I really needed that laugh!
Sakina77 chapter 5 . 8/8/2019
This was great! I laughed so hard! Can't wait to read more.
DragonSapphire chapter 5 . 7/26/2019
Brilliant! *wheezes*
Juliem chapter 5 . 7/21/2019
Very funny!
Me chapter 5 . 7/6/2019
She saud to not set the shop on fire.

There were many more options to choose from.
Majerus chapter 5 . 7/3/2019
Mistakes were made.
In addition to those made by your characters, who truly only inhabited unfortunate space-time coordinates, I read this with less than optimal time allowed and, much worse (for me, and especially for my standing with my co-workers) at work.
It was so worth it.
LOL chapter 5 . 6/25/2019
ROFL
LunaticBookWorm007 chapter 5 . 6/22/2019
I'm re-reading this and I compleatly forgot how fantastic this scene is...like I'm acually crying right now this is so funny. Thank you for writing such a glorious little piece of comedy!
MoriganaMarie chapter 5 . 6/14/2019
Ha ha ha! OMG that was funny!
Logan moreno chapter 5 . 6/5/2019
Oh my God this is the funniest thing I've ever read. I literally was ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AND I AM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING!
Cadet JROTC chapter 5 . 6/4/2019
Nice book
TobleCronk chapter 5 . 6/3/2019
This is the best chapter of Fanfiction ever written. Period.
Laugh chapter 5 . 5/29/2019
Speaking of Hermione, I know that this book is already written and such, however, I'm really hoping that Hermione is as or more intelligent than Harry is now. Because most of the reason I read Harry Potter is to watch the lesser fraction of the Golden Trio be ridiculed and trumped by Hermione. To have Harry significantly more intelligent than my favorite character would make me QUITE upset...
hisnhers chapter 5 . 5/17/2019
My throat hurts quite badly and I have nearly succeeded in bringing on one of my daily migraines. How? Why? So glad you asked. It is because I am laughing so hard and loudly at the first meeting of Harry and Draco. My word that was perfection. giggling... which doesn't hurt quite as much as the howling, not an exaggeration, laughter I was doing a few minutes ago. If the police show up because the neighbors called them, I'm simply going to tell them to read this chapter...

his
Berrybanana05 chapter 5 . 5/13/2019
This is HILARIOUS-
Poor Draco. That was so funny- I hope they become friends.
Cherub Kapoor chapter 5 . 5/13/2019
Amazing explanation of fundamental attribution error. It's lucid to me now - judging someone based on outward behaviour without understanding the context and the situation.
talented2 chapter 5 . 5/13/2019
Ich krig mich nicht mehr ein.
Hahahahahahahahaha
christinemarie13 chapter 5 . 5/8/2019
This is one of the funniest chapters I've read in my whole fanfiction career and it spans a decade. 'THE Draco Malfoy." And Draco following along in the wake of the insanity. So good.
Heirx chapter 5 . 5/5/2019
Dear lord, laughed so hard tears came to my eyes.
TheSteelShadow chapter 5 . 5/4/2019
Oh my goodness. This chapter had me laughing so hard. My sister literally came into my room and said I couldn't laugh that loud because had she been asleep she would have woken up. This is great. I'm disappointed in myself for not reading this sooner. I hope I get to see more of these antics in future chapters.
TheLizard-ling chapter 5 . 4/28/2019
Hahaha I can't believe it! I can perfectly picture this chapter and I love it! poor McGonagall, if Harry somehow enters in Griffindor and not in Ravenclaw she will need more than a drink of wine!
Guest chapter 5 . 4/27/2019
Very funny, though not likely for Draco to react like that.
Guest chapter 5 . 4/26/2019
I was literally crying after this chapter. I was in school and in the cafeteria. I was not making noises appropriate for that setting and many of my friends were concerned as to my well-being.
Guest chapter 5 . 4/20/2019
Too lazy to log again... 1) Love the recognition that economics is a science 2) Not all fundies are diabolical agents of entropy (or so I’m told by a friend of a friend). 3) Love your Harry, sense of humor and brains, tell him if he hasn’t earned a Fields medal or the Noble prize or taken over the Wizengamot in eight years the friend of a friend who is up to here from having to explain arbitrage to college graduates who think they get the concept but really don’t, would love to offer him a position. Join the dark side, we have cookies and books and magazine compiles of Astounding Stories and old Del Rey editions and no moral qualms about reasonable grown up expenditures on a company expense account.
Guest chapter 5 . 4/18/2019
holy that was so funny, cracked me up so hard i had tears in my eyes
jltavare chapter 5 . 4/17/2019
The whole scene at Madam Malkin's is making me bust a gut. And Harry telling Prof. McGonagall to go have another drink. Hilarious!
Gony Lee chapter 5 . 4/3/2019
Ok, this was a great chapter. Made me laugh way too much
DaveC chapter 5 . 4/1/2019
Great in enjoying this great laugh and good clean comedy. Please keep it up
The Violet Imagination chapter 5 . 3/25/2019
This scene with Harry and Draco in madam malkins is the absolute greatest
Wicked.A chapter 5 . 3/23/2019
just read the first five chapters and finally understand why this popped up when i searched for the best harry potter fanfiction...
the part with draco was the best .
Kilanna D chapter 5 . 3/19/2019
I AM DYING OH MY GODDESS THAT IS POSSIBLY THE BEST DRACO/HARRY INTRO I HAVE EVER READ
Jemmos chapter 5 . 3/19/2019
oh dear god. ... " IT IS YOU! " ROFL! way to break the universe!
Guest chapter 5 . 3/10/2019
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life! this isn't my favorite genre of HP fanfiction, but ive never enjoyed one so much. i was literally rolling with laughter!
vickety chapter 5 . 3/7/2019
This is so funny! Am laughing so hard i can't continue reading.
Dreamwalker-Bibliophile chapter 5 . 2/21/2019
It was this scene with Harry and Draco that makes me think I’ve already read this fic. Though maybe I didn’t finish it last time. Thank you for that laughs, I needed them
jflamewalker chapter 5 . 2/18/2019
omg! Brilliant. I actually woke my partner up by laughing at this.
Brilliant.
Guest chapter 5 . 2/10/2019
Oh my god! This is the most wonderful story I have ever read. I am dying of laughter. Such craziness, such amazement, I am going to recommend this to everyone I know. Even those who are not harry potter fans would greatly appreciate this.
Goldenbassets chapter 5 . 2/9/2019
Omg Draco and Harry trying to out-fanboy the other is the funniest thing I think I've ever read. Each of them saying they are going to try and get into Slytherin or Gryffindor while Lucius and Minerva hear is the best thing I've ever read. Oh my God I hope they can be friends. That's hilarious.
Guest chapter 5 . 2/4/2019
That was the fucking best xD
Roganor chapter 5 . 1/17/2019
The back and forth with Draco is so funny. I have read this chapter a dozen times over the last year and still laugh every time.
Asj Johnson chapter 5 . 1/8/2019
Oh, you've up and made me laugh. I love that Harry and Draco meeting scene where they keep joking about fans, up to the point of both of them saying they'd love to be in unexpected Houses, to the adults' horror. Oh, and the aftermath of that with McGonagall and the people in the shop.
SillySilver010 chapter 5 . 12/26/2018
so brilliant, oh those two boys just became best friends, house on fire and gasoline sort of friends.
Sarcoline Epidermis chapter 5 . 12/21/2018
Wow. Just wow. I've read some pretty amazing fanfictions before. But this one has taken the cake by the 5th chapter. Fortunately, I still have 117 chapters to enjoy. Unfortunately, that will probably only last me to tomorrow. Well done. Be proud.
thebestofall chapter 5 . 12/18/2018
Holy shit! Fuck. This is comedy gold.
DragonyPhoenix chapter 5 . 12/12/2018
"they want to shake hands with a bad explanation". Ha! Love it.

Eeee, I love his meeting with Draco. I can't wait to see more of them together.
Guest chapter 5 . 12/10/2018
Ha!
nonstop19 chapter 5 . 12/8/2018
This chapter is most likely one of the funniest things I've ever read, I was wheezing by the end of it!
Macilnar chapter 5 . 12/2/2018
I forgot, somehow, how dangerous this story is to my ability to breathe.
Tenjo chapter 5 . 11/28/2018
I was just starting to realise how funny this was last chapternow you have me laughing without regard for my sleeping neighbours. No story has ever managed that. This was golden.
ghj chapter 5 . 11/25/2018
this is great
Thormandur chapter 5 . 11/24/2018
I died.

I read the first few chapters of this a while ago and am now coming back to read it again, and i must say i forgot about this scene.

This is, by far the most hilarious scene i have ever read in my entire life.

Im not kidding right now.

Im in a crowded airport, waiting for my delayed flight, and start silently giggling, the way you do when you need to hold it in and your face reddens and your eyes start to tear up and-

Honestly, THANK YOU for the feat of making me laugh so hard i cry
akorah chapter 5 . 11/22/2018
I CAN'T BREATHE. OH MY GOD. I can see why other reviewers said they were cracking up. I haven't laughed this hard at a fic since one where Draco was sorted into Hufflepuff. Poor Professor McGonagall. I hope to God Draco and Harry become best friends. That was BRILLIANT. Will reread this chapter in the future, if I'm ever concerned that I have too much oxygen and need to stop inhaling correctly for five minutes or so.
morgannac64 chapter 5 . 11/18/2018
OMG that was so funny! I'm on the floor, too!
LivingIsReadingg chapter 5 . 11/16/2018
good
Aaaa chapter 5 . 11/10/2018
I LOVE THIS CHAPTER SO MUCH IT MAKES ME GIDDY AND MAKES ME LAUgH OUT LOUD THIS IS GREAT AND REALLY BRIGHTENED UP MY DAY
BorderLand chapter 5 . 10/30/2018
The woman might be genuinely scared of Harry by now. She's gone pray everynight that he doesn't turn dark.
Guest chapter 5 . 10/22/2018
Gosh i ship drarry so much, but i doubt any romance will come out of this, so i'm holding on to maybe a friendship. I do doubt that though because i've read books where they're best friends, then they go to school and become arch enemies and i'm like WHAT!? Its a real problem. Anyways, xoxo 3
Srita Tragalibros chapter 5 . 10/19/2018
I'm laughing SO HARD at the time of finishing his chapter. I have literally tears in my eyes.
AnimeVampire chapter 5 . 10/12/2018
Oh my fucking god I think I died Absolutely amazing,I can’t
Lindt Luirae chapter 5 . 10/7/2018
oh my I'm wheezing this is my favourite
Catdoggasaurous chapter 5 . 10/5/2018
This may be the first time I’ve crack up laughing out loud from anything in a long time. This might just make the rest of my shitty week bearable.
blazer0199 chapter 5 . 9/29/2018
Oh I'm gonna love this fanfic
MandiA74 chapter 5 . 9/27/2018
Oh that whole scene between Harry and Draco at the robe shop had me cracking up! This is definitely a different take and so far quite interesting. I'm excited to read more.
Nichalia chapter 5 . 9/25/2018
I laughed. And then laughed some more. I think these two should be friends now. That was hilarious.
Guest chapter 5 . 9/23/2018
Oh my fucking god. I genuinely have not laughed this much at a book in a long time and I’m only on chapter 5- thank you.
Shob chapter 5 . 9/22/2018
OK, this was hilarious
Chaan Aakash chapter 5 . 9/19/2018
This is great
Guest chapter 5 . 9/1/2018
Good good
yomunot chapter 5 . 8/20/2018
I had to face a wall lmao
ElviraSugar chapter 5 . 8/18/2018
Oh. My. God. I'm pretty sure everyone in the house now thinks I'm insane because of how much I'm laughing. Well thank you for that... NOT! Anyways, this story is awesome and I'm glad I found it. :)
Chase chapter 5 . 8/18/2018
I'm honestly not sure I'll survive this whole fic; I've about died laughing four times in as many chapters. I cannot wait for what comes next.
carpexxxnoctem24 chapter 5 . 8/16/2018
Well, this chapter certainly crackec me up.
Imenka chapter 5 . 8/11/2018
Now I know why it gets into its swing by Chapter 5 lol
EmraGolden chapter 5 . 8/10/2018
Thanks. I couldn't breathe and now I'm dying. I had to reread the entire thing and was nonstop laughing for literally 5 minutes. When I die, you're paying for my funeral you murderer
Stephanie MRV chapter 5 . 8/6/2018
Oh God. That was awesome. I chocked with laughter.
Morzan's Elvish Daughter chapter 5 . 7/27/2018
I have been greatly amused this whole time, but this chapter had me in stitches. Oh, please let Harry and Draco be sort-of friends after this.
Guest chapter 5 . 7/22/2018
I am crying with laughter. This is so perfect and amazing. I am soooooo this was written.
chestnutss chapter 5 . 7/17/2018
HA HA HA HAAAAA, most hilarious Harry - Draco - Lucius - Minerva scene ever!
Alex chapter 5 . 7/12/2018
OMG THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST CHAPTER YET. I LOVED IT. I LITERALY LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND ITS LIKE 1:36AM HERE AND I GET IN TROUBLE IF IM STILL UP BUT THIS BOOK IS SOOOI WORTH IT.
Shetan20 chapter 5 . 7/10/2018
Thank you for a brilliant chapter.
Chaan Aakash chapter 5 . 7/3/2018
This reminds me of In Other Lands- have you read it?
ShinoHina4eva chapter 5 . 6/29/2018
...*hysterical giggles* I haven't laughed that hard in a while. That was completely brilliant.
Fibonacci squid chapter 5 . 6/28/2018
I'd just like you to know that you are a genius and I fell off my bed I was laughing so much and my parents think I'm insane now. You are amazing. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. You just made my life so much better after a week of exams
ksuzu chapter 5 . 6/24/2018
Delightful. :)
whatdowesaytothegodofdeath chapter 5 . 6/20/2018
I can officially say that I died of laughter and came back to the land of the living so I can continue reading this masterpiece. Dude this is a bazillion times better than the original, I'm seriously hoping Draco and Harry become friends.
Guest chapter 5 . 6/17/2018
rip if you don't see this, but this is amazing already. Thanks.
Guest chapter 5 . 6/16/2018
Ridiculous but amazing plan on how to deal with the praise, honestly. I love how Draco just catches on and keeps going too;).
AMuchlyMalfoyMusical chapter 5 . 6/15/2018
I was literally crying with laughter from this chapter!
Commissioner Han chapter 5 . 6/10/2018
I get the feeling that Harry Potter and Draco Malfroy will end up to be great friends this time around.
ApparentlySlytherin chapter 5 . 6/7/2018
I'm crying here. This is too funny. How do you come up with this? LOL
Meddlesome Guy chapter 5 . 5/29/2018
Self-stolen & auto-thieved

I'm dead. Lol
Lacertidae chapter 5 . 5/21/2018
Selvstolen money.
My heart is swooning!
"... suck up to me" - people sucking up to Draco! What an awesome story!
The neighbours had to watch me giggling all the time.
That's so well done. - Outstanding

We can expect great things from him.

Thank you very much for your time and love of writing
1000ships chapter 5 . 5/7/2018
Most of this is painful, but the interaction between Harry and Draco in Madame Malkin’s was pretty funny. Other than that, Harry is such a pretentious little prick that I’m surprised you’ve written 122 chapters in which he wasn’t murdered.
rsk chapter 5 . 5/5/2018
Oh gosh i laughed so hard i almost threw up...
lesson learned i suppose, i will never eat and read your fics.
But bless you and your writing and thank you for making me laugh.
mrmehdimido chapter 5 . 5/4/2018
5 chapters in and i'm already trying to control my laughter
cilia-chan chapter 5 . 5/2/2018
This scene in Madame Malkins shop may be the best version of it I've ever read xD I believe me, I have read many, many if them!
AO3-Xhosa chapter 5 . 4/26/2018
This is sheer brilliance.
angel1983 chapter 5 . 4/24/2018
I haven't read this chapter yet and I won't be today but please please tell me you write real fiction... This is barely five chapters old and I'm absolutely in love with this
Egghead1927 chapter 5 . 4/15/2018
He might be funnier than the marauders and the twins combined
Egghead1927 chapter 5 . 4/15/2018
This is soooooooo funny
HowOddSheMustBeToBeMad chapter 5 . 4/8/2018
im dying
el33ri chapter 5 . 4/8/2018
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

ROTFLMAO!
SlytherinPrefect chapter 5 . 4/2/2018
I THINK I DIED
FROM LAUGHTER
IM DYING FROM LAUGHTER
HELP
SEND HELP QUICKLY
BEST FIC EVER
IM DEAD
Andrew chapter 5 . 3/20/2018
There are few books that make me actually laugh, but this chapter had me crying.
Guest chapter 5 . 3/16/2018
I’m not sure if this is Harry Potter or a descendant of Obi-wan Kenobi cause “the troll is strong with this one”
Ty chapter 5 . 3/14/2018
Holy fffffffffffffffffffrick that was an absolute comedy routine and a half, someone needs to animate that lol
AlenDarkStar chapter 5 . 3/1/2018
Harry is a complicated boy, smart but a boy with ideas problematic.
JemDragons chapter 5 . 2/26/2018
This...went places... O.O
Valhousha chapter 5 . 2/25/2018
you made me cry.
out of laughter.
that has NEVER happened before.
I am honored to have stumbled upon your story.
IzzyLinc chapter 5 . 2/24/2018
I've been laughing at this for the last 5 minutes.
RHJunior chapter 5 . 2/8/2018
You know, what this story needs is an adult to translate this Harry's gratuitous over-explanations for everyone else.
"Do you know what fundamental attribution error is?"(insert long over-wordy blurb that beats around the bush- hell, works halfway around the whole hedgerow- before getting to the point, sort of.)

McGonagall, or Anyone else who isn't a college professor trying to pretend to be a little boy: "What?"

Mr. Translator: "Okay, lemme translate. (To McGonnagal) He's saying it could have been a fluke. But everyone jumped to conclusions, even though noone was there to see what happened."

Or at the very least harry could have THOUGHT the long over-wrought explanation... and then SAID something far simpler and far more likely to come out of a ten year old's mouth.
GreenMasks chapter 5 . 2/6/2018
I am thoroughly enjoying this fuckery!
kaisoo12 chapter 5 . 1/24/2018
HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAB WHEN HARRY STARTED GUSHING ABOUT DRACO I KNEW THIS WOULD BE AN ENTIRE MEME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA
The Observer chapter 5 . 1/11/2018
I'm going to use the one review per chapter rule to say this...

I'm crying with laughter right now! This is the hardest I've laughed in such a long time. Thank you sir! :D
An chapter 5 . 1/8/2018
The last scene - God i am litterally dieing over here! I just may burst something because i can't stop laughing hahah
AsA chapter 5 . 1/8/2018
Amazing dialogue, well done! I didnt get the Draco Gryffindor bit, though. Was he playing along? Why would he do that? Anyway, great story.
moodysavage chapter 5 . 1/2/2018
Oh my gosh I'm doing my own silent hysterical giggling here! (trying to get kids to sleep) I love love love that whole conversation with Draco in the robe shop. I really want to read it again right now. Really really hilarious from everyone and their reactions. Mcgonagal will be praying that Harry isn't in Griffindor.
Puja chapter 5 . 12/25/2017
This is utterly, utterly glorious. I've been snickering all the way through so far and have no expectation of it stopping. Very good work indeed.
Godtier Waifu chapter 5 . 12/24/2017
pfffffOHGODIMDYINGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
IWishIHadATurtle chapter 5 . 12/21/2017
This is the funniest thing I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing. I was absolutely wheezing with laughter. Your Harry is brilliant and everything I aspire to be.
Guest chapter 5 . 12/14/2017
I hope you don't mind my French, but that was absolutely beautiful. Abso-fuckin-lutely BEAUTIFUL.
Mr. Blackwood chapter 5 . 12/7/2017
3. chapter and I'm already asking myself If this is a Try not to laugh challenge
Mr Foreman chapter 5 . 12/5/2017
How did Harry know Lucas name
Hornbugv chapter 5 . 12/3/2017
OH MY!
LOVED IT
Wodahn chapter 5 . 11/29/2017
Jesus, I burst out laughing right around when McGonagall came into madam malkin's - that was fuckening HILARIOUS, man!
Nink chapter 5 . 11/14/2017
Do you know how hard it is to laugh at something in a story? Like it's not hard to physically laugh, but when people stare at you and ask 'why are you laughing' There is absolutely no way you can explain the joke to them! All you can say is 'funny part' which kills the moment entirely.

Curse you! God I needa go get some water, cause that was damn funny.
make no sound chapter 5 . 11/14/2017
It is rare that I find myself laughing so hard at a story that I begin to feel lightheaded. This chapter has succeeded in doing precisely that. Thank you.
Fiction is the Truth chapter 5 . 11/13/2017
Harry, master of confusing flattery.
Guest chapter 5 . 11/8/2017
Chapter 2 and this is the best fic I've ever read.
Fishy Tales chapter 5 . 11/8/2017
Wow, I don't think I'll be able to read this unobtrusively, I've just hat a fit of laughter. Thanks so mcuh
Secret admirerer chapter 5 . 10/30/2017
Thank you
DeicideVeil chapter 5 . 10/14/2017
Why does Harry know about the sorting hat in Chapter 5 but not in Chapter 6?
nealdavid75 chapter 5 . 10/13/2017
I was recommended by a new friends of mine I just recently got in Harry Potter watching most of the movies never could get into the books were a bit to dry for me. I have to that Harry is a bit eerily similar to me using logic to explain everything taking a logical perspective and having a weird away moving forward sleep cycle so in short I can strongly relate to this story I must say I love your humor especially chapter 6 if you ever want to talk to someone who understands all of the scientific theories presented in this story drop me a line (message on site), if not well I must say I love your work
Mr Artistimo chapter 5 . 10/2/2017
I fucking choked in the ending skit. It was marvellous...
MysticSpider chapter 5 . 9/29/2017
YES, GE EVERYONE IN ON THAT JOKE! HOW COULD I MISS A FIC THIS GOOD?
Kyuubi-dono chapter 5 . 9/22/2017
I have no words for how hilarious that just was. Wow. Just wow. Simply outstandingly done. Astonishing. You deserve a fucking medal.
Coquette chapter 5 . 9/21/2017
Que risa! Amo este Harry, súper divertido
PhaedraZev chapter 5 . 9/19/2017
I'M DYING! OMG, it took me a minute to realize that Draco was in on the joke, too. That is fantastic! xD
cloudshape to ennien chapter 5 . 9/13/2017
I can't even remember when I read a HP non-Snape-centriv fanfic. It hardly ever happens. Must habe been years ago - like at least a decade.

And I just stumbled across this story and didn't even really want to start reading it. I mean, really - a story without Snape in it is not even worth looking at. Right? And a story in the humor-category is destined to be a bore and utterly humorless in almost all cases. But then I saw all the reviews and decided to just have a kind of sneak preview to proof to myself that it is worthless to me.

And what do I get? One of the most hilarious things I have come across. Ever. Or maybe not even "one of the ... things", but actually THE most hilarious thing ever.

This is just incredible and I am still busy laughing my head off. I feel really sorry for the whole wizarding world with Harry in it. They won't know what hit them.

But now on with it - I have time for at least 2 or 3 more chapters, before I have to go to work.
DeltaSigmaTheta chapter 5 . 9/13/2017
This chapter is the funniest thing I've ever read in my whole
Life.
Girl with guns chapter 5 . 9/5/2017
Oh my god! That was hilarious!
The Panda Goddess chapter 5 . 9/1/2017
this is comedic gold and i am metaphorically laughing my ass off
Coolspygirl chapter 5 . 8/29/2017
XD I laughed out loud and people started staring. Gosh were has this been my entire life.
GreenThumbTarasova chapter 5 . 8/24/2017
Ok, that was completely hilarious. Every single line of it. Jolly well done!
Guest chapter 5 . 8/18/2017
Omg I love your sense of humor. This story is going to be incredible!
anon immus chapter 5 . 8/18/2017
Finally Harry has a decent sense of humor. This harry would be bound for slytherin though, although he reads and prizes knowledge he shows desire for gain and the cunning ability to achieve it.
Glumski chapter 5 . 8/18/2017
I don't remember when I've last laughed as hard as I did while reading this chapter. Seriously, tears are streaming down my face and my stomach feels like it almost cramped up.
Bumbledorf chapter 5 . 8/12/2017
Lol. So hilarious. Wish I can say more but I want to read more first
Smartmom chapter 5 . 8/5/2017
I'm dying! I'm crying from laughing! :)
alimela8 chapter 5 . 8/4/2017
I've never laughed so hard! Great work :D
MidniteWish chapter 5 . 8/3/2017
Oh. My. God. Those two shop assistants? One of them of me. I LOVE this version of Harry!
DragonGeek chapter 5 . 7/28/2017
I know this fic is over, and has been for a long time, but I just started reading it and I had to review this chapter because I COULD BARELY BREATHE AND I COULDN'T EVEN KEEP READING FOR SEVERAL MINUTES THIS WAS AMAZING
Infinity128 chapter 5 . 7/26/2017
Ok the previous review was meant for chap 5
Kimmytrainer chapter 5 . 7/23/2017
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. I really hope Harry and Draco end up friends!
Rain chapter 5 . 7/23/2017
Oh my gosh I loved this chapter it's so funny!
jcampbellohten chapter 5 . 7/21/2017
LMAO! I couldn't hold it in anymore. The two of them playing off each other so well and escalating was hilarious, and the stoic bystanders gradually losing the struggle to remain stoic in the background had a multiplier effect. McGonagall's barbed wit about Harry is great, too.
Tiffany Smithi chapter 5 . 7/17/2017
oh no
oh no
oh no
oh no
you are going to make me wake up the neighbors that live several acres away with my laughing, i
DO
NOT
WANT
TO
know
what the
rest of
the
chapters
are
like
but i do! but i do! oh no oh no I love your story
ill leave my own fic behind
just when I was getting good going
oh dear
i cant help myself
hopefully i'll get it all read in a day or two, like normal...if i dont spend an hour laughing at each chapter
animemangaobsessed chapter 5 . 7/12/2017
OMG that was hilarious, do hilarious in fact, that i had to go back and read it again!
Hidden.Forever chapter 5 . 7/8/2017
I'm dieing of laughter here :))
Nerobyrne chapter 5 . 7/5/2017
This is without doubt the best fanfiction I have ever read.
However, this is due to the fact that it is so far the only fanfiction I have ever read. Though I have read many other works and I find it difficult for anything to compare to this.

I used to ask "Why do people write fan fiction?" Well, now I know.
Pika5490 chapter 5 . 6/26/2017
My sister is scared for my health after all the repressed fangirling and supressed giggles making me shake and gasp that this chapter caused me to have
darling-potter chapter 5 . 6/7/2017
OMG IM SVREAMING THIS IS SO FUNNY
SirLaze chapter 5 . 6/7/2017
My sides hurt from laughing! That was both amazing and hillarious!
SigneG chapter 5 . 6/2/2017
Oh my fucking God, I am legit dying, this is the funniest story ever and I'm only 5 chapters in!
walkingspring chapter 5 . 5/30/2017
Dear Lord, I had to control my laughter.
Wasp chapter 5 . 5/29/2017
I do not have the vocabulary to tell you how much I loved this chapter. I'm howling. Absolutely howling. I adore this story. I adore this Harry. You sir and/or madam are a genius!

"He was in a situational context where those actions made internal sense-" is now my new all time favorite line ever. I can not wait until this Harry meets Ron - or really any of the 'normal' eleven year old boys.
kristiomar90 chapter 5 . 5/25/2017
Omg this chapter is hilarious I'm laughing so hard I'm cryin
Romily chapter 5 . 5/25/2017
If you wanted people to die laughing, i think i might be close. I love it - the laughing part, not the dying.
BillBrink chapter 5 . 5/23/2017
THAT could not be any more funny. It is truly a work of comic genius.
Jhuffy chapter 5 . 5/17/2017
Oh my gosh! That was one if the best things I've ever read! LOL!
TheAzraelPhoenix chapter 5 . 5/14/2017
OMG! DRACO AND HARRY SCENE WAS EPIC! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! BRILLIANT, ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT! I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO THE REST OF THIS STORY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D
la-la-lappu chapter 5 . 5/8/2017
HOOKED!
MashiroAzuki chapter 5 . 5/5/2017
THIS WAS SO FUN I HOPE HARRY AND DRACO BECAME BEST FRIENDS REGARDLESS IT WAS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Guest chapter 5 . 5/1/2017
Can't remember the last time a story made me laugh so hard I cried
Yeza Nairomof chapter 5 . 4/28/2017
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
Guest chapter 5 . 4/25/2017
So each chapter you remind me why I love precocious children. However, I don't necessarily want to review unless something in a chapter stands out.
Your ability to write humor is top notch. I'm still laughing ten minutes later.
mikewj93 chapter 5 . 4/20/2017
oh my gosh, i am cracking up over here! THE LUCIUS MALFOY? BAhahahshaha
Lola Krantz chapter 5 . 4/16/2017
Oh...Oh God...ROFLOL! Draco, Harry, Lucius, and Minerva in Malkin's shop. Halarious!
ack1308 chapter 5 . 4/6/2017
McGonagall: "What was that distant explosion?"
Harry: "It may have been Lucius Malfoy's head detonating."

That was *glorious*.
LeStrangeBlack chapter 5 . 4/6/2017
I laughed so hard reading this I had to stop and calm down for a minute
BeyondMyReach chapter 5 . 4/3/2017
i'm dying. this is /hilarious/!
TheLavenderHour chapter 5 . 4/3/2017
I am so onboard for harry's sarcasm.
I mean, you got it down to a 'T'!
13robina chapter 5 . 4/2/2017
omfg this chapter though I can't deal. it's wayyy too funny
FeMorgenstern11 chapter 5 . 4/2/2017
HAHAHAHA THIS IS SO FUUUN!
Rachel chapter 5 . 4/2/2017
This is too deliciously funny for words!
yourpainandpleasure chapter 5 . 3/31/2017
OH MY GOD I LITERALLY BURST OUT LAUGHING AT "Lucius Malfoy? THE Lucius Malfoy?" THIS IS STUNNING
Mary chapter 5 . 3/25/2017
Beautifully written comedy and wit. Just lovely!
xLaramiex chapter 5 . 3/25/2017
It's rare for me to laugh aloud at fanfic, but you have already achieved the feat two or three times in the first 5 chapters. I am so excited for the rest of this fic.
ojdahiya chapter 5 . 3/16/2017
this is my favorite so far. i laughed so much. :) :)
Diving in chapter 5 . 3/15/2017
Yeah, I understand how Madam Malkin and her assistants feel, I'm having a hard time too.
QengpuBenal chapter 5 . 3/14/2017
This is definitely one of my top 3 favorite chapters in this book! I laugh every time I read it! Also, I find it amusing that you say the story is thought to really get good around chapter 10, because the first 10 chapters are (in my opinion) the best of the entire story!
SnuggleKitten69 chapter 5 . 3/10/2017
Oh that hurt to read. It was painfully hysterical. I STILL have tears of laughter trailing down my cheeks.
Darrk Rabbit chapter 5 . 3/5/2017
I laughed so friggin hard. XDDD
RandomShtScinceWhenever chapter 5 . 2/27/2017
You almost had me crying, I was laughing so hard. Thank you. Good lord, those two boys are hysterical. Does this mean they're going to be friends?
Melikalilly chapter 5 . 2/24/2017
lol I can't stop laughing this is so good
read 4 fun only chapter 5 . 2/20/2017
Favorite. Automaticly favorite. There is so much interesting-well-placed-science-fact in this magical world. Who say that we cant learn anything from fanfiction.
*sorry for bad english.
Aislynn Crowdaughter chapter 5 . 2/18/2017
The scene between Draco Malfoy and Harry at Madam Malkins is beyond awesome. Especially when Dracos father comes in. And the decription of Lucius here... to the point and absolutely can see that Draco loves his father, and also why tis man probably has nearly the whole of wizarding Britain in his pocket... just great. As for Dracos words about wanting to be sorted into Gryffindor, especially in front of his father,and both McGonnagals and Lucius reaction... Bwahahahahaha! ROFL!
Priceless.
enchanted nightingale chapter 5 . 2/3/2017
Brilliant chapter! I laughed so hard... For quite a bit. Stroke of genius the scene at Madam Malkin's.
RyuuFuyuScarlet chapter 5 . 2/1/2017
OMG IM SO DEAD XD XD xD if i known i was gona love your story this much i would of started to read it sooner xD
kronoan chapter 5 . 1/27/2017
This is hilarious! :)
thefourteenthworld chapter 5 . 1/27/2017
Look, I'm sure you're tired of people saying this to you, and I'm sure I'm not the first to say this but; That. Was. Awesome. Reminded me of Fred and George. Thank you for sharing your gift.
Blue Blossoms chapter 5 . 1/26/2017
Poor, poor Lucius Malfoy and Professor McGonagall, to be subjected to clueless Harry Potter, and impersonating Draco Malfoy!
Being a Scrub chapter 5 . 1/18/2017
Oh my God. I'm reading this at home at 11:22 and trying so hard not to die laughing. Holy Shit.
RainyDayKids chapter 5 . 1/12/2017
okay now i favorite this. That was brilliant
WalkerrHD chapter 5 . 1/9/2017
By almighty I LOVED the Madam Malkin shop scene. Seeing a hilarious and imaged though written in words like that.. ahahaa I was laughing for so long, took minutes to read the whole thing when I could usually do in seconds because each sentence was filled to the brim with hilarity and th ere was no way I was missing out on any thing. Am writing this review on mobile and I completely duck at texting on here so please excuse mistakes and customer am reading on phone. I just had to express immediately how amazing that chapter was. No wonder there are so many favorites on this s story, and this very story has a website all on its own!
yuritsudalove chapter 5 . 12/31/2016
'whatever dark power inhabits you, it is contagious' Estoy completamente de acuerdo. Hace mucho que no reía tanto xD
w0if chapter 5 . 12/30/2016
i am reading one line per minute. tears and stomachache really help concentrating when i'm not trying to catch air
Guest chapter 5 . 12/29/2016
Alright, so, I found this story FOREVER ago, read the first chapter and decided to put it away for later. I've finally gotten around to reading it and let me tell you this chapter ALONE just made my week! I started cackling so loud my aunt had to come ask me to quiet down. Thank you. This is brilliant. 3
Okay chapter 5 . 12/26/2016
Doesnt sound a lot like draco to be honest but okay.
MK Niazi chapter 5 . 12/21/2016
God, I am a terrible reviewer. I will read the stories I love over a hundred times and forget to review. I desperately need to break that habit, for fanfictions like these deserve a parade of praise. I actually chuckled while reading this piece, although I was giddier than a child inside when I read the interaction between Harry and Draco at Madame Malkin's. Gosh, I want a hard copy of this perfect beauty already!
SilentAttendance chapter 5 . 12/17/2016
LMAO DRACO AND HARRY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? You're killing me XD
Astrolonim chapter 5 . 12/15/2016
Can you link Gizoogle somewhere?
This with Gizoogle is likely the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
Penguinjava chapter 5 . 12/9/2016
This is one of the funniest scenes I've ever read in any HP fiction. I am also loving Rational!Harry. You totally rock!
Minerva chapter 5 . 12/7/2016
OMG! I love this so much. I did what Harry did once. Really well done.
Yasmanian Devil chapter 5 . 12/3/2016
Oh my god! Oh my god! I literally just hurt myself this made me laugh so hard! My sides ache and I had to stop and use my inhaler! Kudos to you! I can't wait to continue reading this!
Konoha no Kiiroi Senko chapter 5 . 11/30/2016
《"I am so, so honoured to meet you!"
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"Your son has been telling me all about you," Harry gushed on, hardly even knowing what was coming out of his mouth but just talking as fast as possible. "But of course I knew about you all before then, everyone knows about you, the great Lucius Malfoy! The most honoured laureate of all the House of Slytherin, I've been thinking about trying to get into Slytherin House myself just because I heard you were in it as a child -"
"What are you saying, Mr. Potter?" came a near-scream from outside the shop, and Professor McGonagall burst in a second later.
There was such pure horror on her face that Harry's mouth opened automatically, and then blocked on nothing-to-say.
"Professor McGonagall!" cried Draco. "Is it really you? I've heard so much about you from my father, I've been thinking of trying to get Sorted into Gryffindor so I can -"
"What?" bellowed Lucius Malfoy and Professor McGonagall in perfect unison.》

Oh my. It's hilarious
voidruler1997 chapter 5 . 11/29/2016
funniest shit i ave ever read
Hipparcos562 chapter 5 . 11/26/2016
I have tears running down my face. 10/10.
espadashahbaz chapter 5 . 11/23/2016
OH MY GOOOOOOD!
HAHAHHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDD
the scene at madam malkins was greaaaaaat !
HAHAHAHAH i laughed so hard :D:D
S.T chapter 5 . 11/21/2016
Entertaining.
Fencer13 chapter 5 . 11/20/2016
Oh my GOD I just choked on my laughter that was absolutely HILARIOUS
WeisseHex chapter 5 . 11/19/2016
Merlin! I just laughed my freakin' ass off! Harry is to DIE for! Great story, btw!
Nyx Ro chapter 5 . 11/17/2016
OMG, this is BRILLIANT.
Jatok chapter 5 . 11/13/2016
Brilliant
BitterSweethChoco-chan chapter 5 . 11/10/2016
Hahaha! The marauders would be proud!
Guest chapter 5 . 11/6/2016
THATS THE FUNNIEST PARODY I HAVE READ IN A LONG TIME!
Flying Flitwicks chapter 5 . 11/6/2016
Well, THAT was crazy!
HecateMist chapter 5 . 11/5/2016
Uh oh. Is Draco gonna be okay?
Aside from that... so very, VERY good!
Guest chapter 5 . 11/5/2016
OhahahahahahahahhaahahaOMG THAT WAS THE BEST EVER DRACO-HARRY MEETING EVER! I'M WHEEZING AND LAUGHING SO HARD MY SIDE HURTS AND THIS CHAPTER WAD SINGULARLY AWESOME!
Anatia chapter 5 . 11/4/2016
No.. no,no,no, this can not happen. Harry and Draco and his father.. and the whole malkin's shop burting aout in laughter.. no, no, i never imagined such a scenery. it made me lauhg really... I wish I could shere this story with someone around me, but noone values potter fanfictions enough to read it in English what a pity. This chapter was soooooo much fun to read!:D:D:D thank you!
rambkowalczyk chapter 5 . 11/2/2016
hysterical chapter.
LetsSeeIfICanDoThisToo chapter 5 . 11/1/2016
I should not be reading this in the middle of the night in a student dormitory... I cracked up so bad that I woke everyone x)
G the Headmaster chapter 5 . 10/25/2016
Hysterical!
I can't breath!
Sharkugan chapter 5 . 10/19/2016
I love your story so much. Keep up the great work don't let the haters still u down, if u have any boy of course. Chapter 5 made me die of laughter
Kali-blue chapter 5 . 10/18/2016
Too funny! Getting Draco to profess a desire to be in Griffyndor for the win. Kali
Skas Corosante chapter 5 . 10/7/2016
Omg
This is hilarious
My mother just looks at me thinking that I finally lost it and I got my grandmother laughing along, and she doesn't even know what's funny.
Lol
The Glitch chapter 5 . 9/30/2016
LOVE the budding friendship!
253910 chapter 5 . 9/28/2016
I'm 5 chapters in and already starting to laugh to near tears at parts. This is just awesome.
bookgirl18 chapter 5 . 9/21/2016
This made me laugh so hard I cried and hurt my stomach! I love this story!
Gojin1990 chapter 5 . 9/20/2016
I'm DYING HERE O.O I cannot BREATHE XD draco and harry already look like they will be fast friends in this story XD liking the fact that draco can loosen upa bit :D VERY nice XD
Rambling Drabble chapter 5 . 9/18/2016
1. Wonder who the mokeskin Hufflepuff is.
2. Can't recall reading about the door waving goodbye to them before. Oh well.
3. So they ran into a total of 3 well-wishers within the alleys of Diagon Alley... don't know if that's important, but okay.
4. Ooohhh, a "sharp look", huh? Thanks for the new synonym for a glare. I might be needing that.
5. Hm. Didn't notice that Draco was wearing a checkerboard-gridded robe pre-Hogwarts. That's cool.
6. "Unutterably delighted" is such a great bit of blubbering praise.
7. House Elf, the real backbone of Hogwarts.
8. That description of Lucius... HOT damn!
9. So much flattering vocabulary in this. Didn't know about laureate either.
10. Six minutes and four seconds in Madam Malkin's. And the description of McGonagall Lucius... (bring tips of the fingers of one hand to lips and kiss them) Magnific!
11. Final note: didn't notice the first time that Harry tried to use the fundamental attribution fallacy at the end there. Neat inclusion.
blood-doll-aishiteru chapter 5 . 9/14/2016
This was so great, Draco declaring he wanted to be in Gryfindor surprised me, even though it does make sense in the contest of the conversation.
TheLordOfLightning chapter 5 . 9/13/2016
You're killing me dude... God damn
Brown Eyed Omega chapter 5 . 9/12/2016
Bloody Christ, I has to smother my face with a pillow to keep from waking my roommate. That has to be the most funny rendition of that scene I have ever read
Can't wait to read more!
maana999 chapter 5 . 9/12/2016
WOW, It's been awhile since I last laughed this much at one chapter.
This is pure gold.
Lady of the Sky chapter 5 . 9/7/2016
BOI
SilentSnowLeopardNinja chapter 5 . 9/4/2016
A prank of cunning and wit. Good job.
suziq968 chapter 5 . 9/3/2016
Okay, now I get why you have so many reviews. Poor, poor Minerva. She's gonna have an embolism by the end of the day at this rate. I can't even imagine how Harry will deal with Ollivander, but I can't wait to see it.
Denz-El chapter 5 . 9/3/2016
This fic is awesome! :D And I'm learning so much! I can't wait to read more! :D

GOD Bless, keep up the Good Work, and Keep Moving Forward! :D Amen! :D
JD73hsnHSBDF chapter 5 . 9/2/2016
This chapter is awesome and hilarious! The Harry and Draco scene is wonderful. I'm laughing so hard.
William chapter 5 . 8/31/2016
I thought this was an awesome story but I just can't get through it. You the author Have done an amazing job because, Hell 661 thousand words! But I just could not finish it. I don't want this to be a flame since I Applaud you for doing something that you enjoy and something that is a work of art.
ArtemisKirara7 chapter 5 . 8/30/2016
YOU!
YOU'RE THE COMIC GENIUS THIS GENERATION NEEDS!
Never have I read something which has made me laugh so much from the very beginning goddamn
Littwink chapter 5 . 8/27/2016
When I read this chapter, I laughed so hard that everyone around me though I was choking and needed CPR. Thanks.
BAFan chapter 5 . 8/26/2016
OMG! OMG! OMG! I was cackling like a crazy person long before reaching the end of this chapter! I think I'm a little afraid of your brain. *g*

~Debbie
bartlettpear chapter 5 . 8/25/2016
OMG this chapter, absolutely freaking brilliant, I laughed and laughed and there were tears. Your characterizations and reactions, the humorous exchange between Harry and Draco are just too lovely.
EraKnight chapter 5 . 8/23/2016
I just had one of the longest giggling fits ever over this. I'm rereading because I don't remember where I left off, and I just started laughing, and my mom and sister gave me the weirdest looks ever.
StarFlight13 chapter 5 . 8/13/2016
I am laughing so hard. This is literally the greatest fanfic so far that I have read so far. Absolute brilliance. Genius. I cannot even..by merlin...it's like...what have I been doing all my life? Harry really does do a number on people doesn't he?

Star, xoxo
am.alia10 chapter 5 . 8/12/2016
I couldn't help but writing some review for this chapter because I've never laughed so much at reading any fanficfion as yours. I usually have some little problems with english fanfiction because English it's not my first language, but I was just unable to eat my breakfast while I was reading this for the bursting of laugh and I needed to thank you for giving me this moment.
casanle chapter 5 . 8/7/2016
I can't stop laughing out loud!
MaeBees chapter 5 . 8/4/2016
I CACKLED. I cackled like an actual crazy person. Holy hell.
Abdullahsaurus chapter 5 . 7/31/2016
So funny...
Orchestra of ruin chapter 5 . 7/28/2016
IM DYING
AstoriaGrace chapter 5 . 7/25/2016
This is one of the best Fan Fictions that I've ever had the pleasure of reading! Harry is hilarious but brilliant in every way, your chapters are a perfect length, and your A/Ns on JK Rowling are genuinely creeping me out.
- Astoria
EatsBooks chapter 5 . 7/24/2016
I'm only on chapter 5 so far, but I already love this story!
Blond Dude 42 chapter 5 . 7/21/2016
Hell I've only ever reviewed this early into a story once before and that was just because I wanted the 7000th review.

But dear Lord! I laughed myself out of bed and onto the floor! I was curious when I started liking this from the first chapter when you said it hits it's stride in the fifth, but now I understand.

It. Just. Gets. Better.

Thanks in advance for this story.
Jim White chapter 5 . 7/21/2016
Learning and laughing at the same time. Glorious!
shirokonyan chapter 5 . 7/20/2016
well, i am really sorry, bur i am not going to continue reading this story. too much scientific words. really sorry..
Cindy chapter 5 . 7/19/2016
I'm already loving this story because I can't stop laughing even though I feel as if I'm somehow being tricked into learning...
MeanBeanDean chapter 5 . 7/18/2016
That scene was too funny
Guest chapter 5 . 7/17/2016
"Hmm," Harry frowned. "I suppose you could be in on it too -"

Haha! This is great,
Kamijou Takako chapter 5 . 7/13/2016
I solemnly swear that I'll never find another Harry Potter fic that would make me laugh louder and harder than this one chapter. I'm dying and we're not even in Hogwarts yet. I'm scared, I don't know if I want a Draco/Harry team up or not because of Professor McGonagall's sanity.
Wish me luck... I have over a hundred more chapters to go... I hope I would still be able to breathe
Ash
SAK00 chapter 5 . 7/1/2016
I had the distinct impression of Madam Malkin's state after Harry was left unsupervised for six minutes by Professor McGonagall; it was sheer hilariousness. Well written!
AbsolutelyAbbie chapter 5 . 7/1/2016
Oh my goodness, this is great. I know this story has been finished for like, ever, and already has so many reviews, so I hope it doesn't bother you to get anymore.
I LOVE all these random theories that Harry knows, and how they shape the story. It's a very interesting idea to incorporate into Harry Potter, and I'm interested to see what effects it has on the rest of the plot. DOES Harry get sorted into Ravenclaw? Does he never meet Ron or Hermione? Do he and Draco become friends? The encounter between them in this story certainly makes it seem like they could be. I'm hooked!
Guest chapter 5 . 6/29/2016
That was one of the funniest things I've ever read.
lumesce chapter 5 . 6/26/2016
OH. MY. GAWWDS.

I haven't cackled this hard and choked on my drink this much while reading a fanfic in a long, long time. And I've had more than my fair share of drink-choking and fanfic-hunting.

The Malkin scene was priceless. This fic is priceless. I can't wait to continue reading.
myafroatemydog chapter 5 . 6/23/2016
I love this fic and the fact that Draco said he wanted to be a griff
dracoisforever chapter 5 . 6/21/2016
.EVER!
hannahelaine13 chapter 5 . 6/14/2016
The entire Madame Malkin's scene is hands-down, no questions asked, the best thing I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

Oh my god.
Anisky chapter 5 . 6/11/2016
I was reading back over this, and, how does Harry know Lucius's name? I don't see anywhere he learns it. He could figure out that the last name is Malfoy, but how would he know the first name?
hazpotter chapter 5 . 6/4/2016
this is THE BEST thing i've ever had the pleasure of reading oh my god i'm laughing so much!
FanOfFanficionForever chapter 5 . 6/1/2016
I laughed so much i couldnt read antmore because i had so many tears! Thank you! Great job!
Dudly chapter 5 . 5/29/2016
Gosh, my belly hurts - legitimately hurts - from all the laughing. I'm crying! Literally crying from laughter. I don't think any other HP fic gave me such abs workout before.
Amylia chapter 5 . 5/28/2016
Rowling Rays? lol
sam chapter 5 . 5/28/2016
flipping brilliant
Icestar2012 chapter 5 . 5/28/2016
That last bit had me cracking up. I love your story so far, its really funny! 3
Beloveddreamer chapter 5 . 5/25/2016
This is genuinely the funniest thing I've ever read, holy shit.
Keiimuru chapter 5 . 5/24/2016
Oh my god you made my day with this conversation XD I laughed so hard my stomach was hurting... oh god thank you 3
Happy chapter 5 . 5/20/2016
OMG you are so, so, so funny! I love it!
Guest chapter 5 . 5/20/2016
Hi I was pointed to this story ages ago an started last night. Oh Sweet Baby Mauve! I laughed so hard I had a accident in my panties - twice now! Hope the rest is just as funny an good.
Ms Tinkerbell
Arctic-Starflowers chapter 5 . 5/20/2016
THIS IS BRILLIANT! IT'S SO INCREDIBLY SMART AND HILAROUS! Okay... calm down... *Favorites it*
denis.d2505 chapter 5 . 5/19/2016
This chapter i swear got me histerical by the end
Guest chapter 5 . 5/19/2016
Omg! I just found your story, and have starts cracking up so much! I am loving the way you are portraying Harry. When I read in the first author's note that there were fanfictions this fanfiction, I didn't understand how that could be, but I get it now, after just 5 chapters.
ataraxic-ohl chapter 5 . 5/18/2016
I'm laughing so hard I'm cryyyyyyyying
shinodualist chapter 5 . 5/17/2016
That is bloody brilliant, I'm literally crying and laughing and woke up the whole house at 3am. You are the gift to the world, dear author. Thank you, I'm gonna praise your talent after some sleep in much more proper way. For now just need to stop crying. :D
TheLittleRoguex chapter 5 . 5/12/2016
Wow
InsaneIsBestSane chapter 5 . 5/5/2016
I love how harry grovels to Lucius as that's my name! Its spelled the same and everything, suffice to say I get quite a few words about it, I might cosplay him to confuse my friends why I suddenly dyed my hair and carried a Cain.
gi-freakazoid chapter 5 . 5/1/2016
This chapter was hilarious! I have tears in my eyes due to all the laughter.
If only this had been Harry's reaction to Malfoy in the books, I think it would have gone very differently! Draco's wish to be sorted into Gryffindor- and McGonagall's and Mr Malfoy's mutual reaction his statement was one of the best situations I could have ever imagined.
Guest chapter 5 . 4/30/2016
delightful!
Up in the Tree House chapter 5 . 4/29/2016
it's 2 AM and here I am cackling madly at this chapter.. well done!
I should've started this story ages ago. and i feel smart when i understand the scientific stuff,you get extra kudos for that
mikeytheinventor chapter 5 . 4/23/2016
Oh. My. Gods.

That was the best Harry/Draco moment I have ever seen in my life!
Squishy4953 chapter 5 . 4/16/2016
OMG LOL THIS IS ACTUALLY AMAZING
HYSTERICAL
Guestamazing chapter 5 . 4/10/2016
HAHAHAHHA OMG IM DYING! I just had to review this chapter! That was the best; it totally made my day! And it got a million times better when Lucius and McGonagall got involved. Oh jeez...I don't think Hogwarts is ready for this Harry.
justaislinn chapter 5 . 4/7/2016
I just broke out into the loudest laughter of my actual life oh my gods.
I'm so glad I'm home alone, though I did startle the cat. Honestly I think the only reason it tickled me so much is because you went WELL BEYOND the rule of threes, and I had very much been hoping that you would as it's simply too good a gag to give up.
My god that desended into utter madness just as it ought to have 10/10 would read again you're my new god I'll pray to you every night that was marvelous.
I don't even give a damn how the rest of the story goes, you're my new favorite author. This is my new favorite fanfiction, I don't care this is just too much..
Write on:)
Comedic Timing chapter 5 . 4/6/2016
...is probably the hardest thing to learn in writing. It just doesn't translate easily from real life to the printed word. But you nailed it!
zaitse chapter 5 . 4/5/2016
Harry and Draco are such trolls omg
DONTHAVEANAME chapter 5 . 4/4/2016
This is getting annoying so I WONT be reviewing every chapter. But I am SO trying that trick on someone. It was so funny!
C.M.Alm chapter 5 . 4/3/2016
brilliant! loved it!
InLuvWithCandy chapter 5 . 3/26/2016
Best chapter ever
Sven chapter 5 . 3/21/2016
In all honesty, I cannot for the life of me remember when the last time was that I laughed so long and deeply. It was certainly before the beginning of the current decade.
HerdingDog1 chapter 5 . 3/4/2016
pfffffhahahahshahhahahha this is the greatest thing ever! ooooo I so hope now that draco and harry will actually get along! they just pulled a prank of weaselly twin proportions on thier first meeting! this bodes so well for the rest of the fic, I love it!
Shinsei Tonbo chapter 5 . 3/3/2016
.god. my sides hurt by laughing to much, I can only imagine their faces as 2 11 year Olds confuse the pants off them both
knightzero chapter 5 . 2/28/2016
I like the new Draco. He first acted high and mighty because he was raised that way, but he is still a kid influenced by his narrow-minded father. But his thoughts, feeling and admiration for the famous Harry Potter was still that of a child. And he also tried to to help Harry, after Draco was rescued by Harry. An action worth to praise. Sadly Harry's behavior instead was quite conceited again.
Alfa Wolfcub chapter 5 . 2/26/2016
I have been trying to get back into my Harry Potter fan fiction addiction and have tried and discarded several highly rated stories, but I think I've found a keeper. I do believe I will enjoy your take on it :)
Racingalien3 chapter 5 . 2/25/2016
I - *laughs until the ends of time & can't finish my sentence*
-RA3
cocobyrd87 chapter 5 . 2/22/2016
That was awesome. I can't stop laughing!
InsanePorcupine chapter 5 . 2/21/2016
This is my favorite chapter so far, oh my god. The interaction between Malfoy and Harry XDDDD
Luvd007 chapter 5 . 2/18/2016
So, he stole from himself? Eeww.
Damn, he's definitely a Slytherin. Can't be in my house (Ravenclaw all the way)
Ok, loved the way he toyed with Draco and his dad. However, he had no idea what kind of person Draco was before he spoke. Imagine the situation with Neville, and it's not so funny anymore, isn't it?
Guest chapter 5 . 2/17/2016
THIS. THIS IS SO AWESOME. I COULD LITERALLY FEEL THE AWESOMENESS, SO AWESOMELY AWESOME THAT IT COULD KILL MOULDY VAULT WITH A SINGLE GLANCE
James chapter 5 . 2/14/2016
The scene at madam Malkin's is hands down one of the funniest things I have ever read.
Guest chapter 5 . 2/13/2016
Oh man, I nearly died laughing there. I am SO showing this to my friend!
Guest chapter 5 . 2/9/2016
hahah funny authors note
LaughingPrince chapter 5 . 2/8/2016
Ok, i've been using this name everytime i made a review but it never actually made 'literal' sense up until now. God bless your soul and the souls of others before me who were not able to take in the most glorious thing that is your humor. I am literally dying of laughter now and i have to thank you for it!
I was assuming the good part lies at around chapter 5, as you mentioned in the first chapter, but i was not expecting it to be such a BLAST! i will now respectfully join Madam Malkin and her assistants on the floor and happily suffer the circumstance you put us into.
6Lisa9 chapter 5 . 2/1/2016
Oh dear. I had to stop multiple times during this chapter to compose myself. yes I'm still in class, for my defense, it was during a break! and it started again when harry introduced himself to draco...
MaxwellsDaemons chapter 5 . 1/30/2016
Congratulations. That ending scene in Madam Malkin's was the first scene in any fan fiction that I've read on this site to make me full-blown, bellyache laugh for 5 minutes straight. That was the most hilarious, stupendous, and overall brilliant pieces of work I have ever seen. Thank you so very much for that masterpiece.
Guest chapter 5 . 1/29/2016
OMG that was *hilarious*!
Lex chapter 5 . 1/27/2016
So I don't usually post reviews especially on old works like these but I absolutely had to this time. This chapter was just so hilarious and the interactions of Harry and Draco were just too funny I just could not stop laughing. Thank you so much for writing this I can't wait to read the rest!
Guest chapter 5 . 1/26/2016
This is the mos beautiful thing I have ever read. Thank you.
tw33k chapter 5 . 1/25/2016
I've passed up this story I'm not sure how many times, but I'm sure it's quite a few. I'm really regretting it now because it's flipping hilarious. I was cracking up laughing 3/4 of the way through this chapter(5) so hard I had to stop reading for a moment.
Mallika-Page394 chapter 5 . 1/23/2016
BLEW MY MIND
Montara chapter 5 . 1/20/2016
:)))
andyjhorton chapter 5 . 1/17/2016
Wow, that was hilarious, i have tears in my eyes currently from laughing so hard.
Rawr chapter 5 . 1/8/2016
I keeled over laughing at that last scene!
Maddie86 chapter 5 . 1/1/2016
Bwahahahaha! I'm crying and laughing..that bit with the Malfoys was hilarious. And Mcgonagall is brilliant! Her reactions..oh dear! I'm loving this so far!
RavenClawRavensandSlytherins chapter 5 . 1/1/2016
I CANT BREATHE. literally I have tears in my eyes for laughing so much! I usually review at the end of a fanfiction but I just couldn't help myself! LOVE it!
Secre chapter 5 . 12/31/2015
It's been a long time since a fanfic, hell a novel even, had me giggling out loud. Congratulations. You managed it. And it's realistic. Kudos. Serious kudos.
PhantomBookworm chapter 5 . 12/26/2015
OMGs please, can Harry and Draco be in the same house, please? *puppy face* :D
LiteratureGirl12 chapter 5 . 12/25/2015
Wtf was that!? I'm confused on why harry started flattering Draco like that, and it was really out of character for Draco to saythose things, but it was completely and utterly hilarious! XD
Pom Rania chapter 5 . 12/22/2015
Oh man; I'll have to remember this for the next time I really want to troll someone. I'll probably crack up halfway through though.
XxTealJadexX chapter 5 . 12/20/2015
ohmygosh MALFOY got into this? i'm laughing so hard right now, my stomach hurtssssssssssss
rlsa chapter 5 . 12/19/2015
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time! I so love this chapter!
InkAndShadow chapter 5 . 12/19/2015
OMG...This has to be one of the funniest chapters I've ever read...it's great!
kaycross1184 chapter 5 . 12/18/2015
That has to be the most HILARIOUS thing I've ever read in my entire life!
my1alias chapter 5 . 12/16/2015
Omg I almost died from laughing so hard!
alfamky chapter 5 . 12/16/2015
Omg. I just had to leave a review for this chapter. When Draco said it had been his dream to get into gryffindor...HHAHAHAAHAHAH I think I'm totally going to ace any exam on the fundamental attribution error. This fanfic was a reccomendaion from a youtuber I follow, and seriously I have to say, the synopsis doesn't do it justice. I can't believe I totally missed such a masterpiece in my previous fanfic marathons. Thanks for all the laughter, this is just what I need to dive back into my long forgotten writing spree:)
PeliikGrahSol chapter 5 . 12/14/2015
xD emotes are the only way I can express my entertained state.
Joker Army chapter 5 . 12/13/2015
Most entertaining chapter I have ever read it made me crack up so gard
FelixtheSax chapter 5 . 12/13/2015
I literally cried with laughter in the end. Thank you.
Grissina chapter 5 . 12/10/2015
I'm not sure how much on character Harry is behabing, but I supose the uppbringing has to count for sonething, and in any case I'm enjoying it so much! that meet the malfoys was hilarious!
Guest chapter 5 . 12/8/2015
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time omg. Thank you, friend.
eliyes chapter 5 . 12/8/2015
OMG this chapter made me laugh so hard my roommate came in to check I wasn't dying.
WatchingTheWatchman chapter 5 . 12/4/2015
Harry has such a talent for getting into absurd situations. Intelligence coupled with a lack of planning for unforeseen consequences is going to get him into a lot of trouble, especially if he doesn't stop trying to show how smart he is. Overall an incredible, entertaining chapter!
Xidaer chapter 5 . 12/3/2015
omg. That interaction was fantastic! Best friends? Definitely on their way there assuming Lucius doesn't skin Draco alive. Thank you for writing! 3 3
Noblesse976 chapter 5 . 12/3/2015
I am dying this chapter is so frickin hilarious. Oh my word I am crying right now. That was awesome!
Cobalt027 chapter 5 . 11/29/2015
Hahaha I can't stop laughing, my teacher even asked me to show him why I was laughing, now he can't stop.
KuramaNaruto chapter 5 . 11/23/2015
Oh. I cracked up! I love this chapter! Great job. XD
julia chapter 5 . 11/23/2015
oh my god that bit with the flattery was HILARIOUS i couldn't breath i was laughing so hard. if the rest of the book is as good as this i will surly enjoy reading it! 10/10 so far
Newtinmpls chapter 5 . 11/22/2015
Omg you are a devilish genius. Cant write more now as I'm in a tub reading via kindle
The Anguished One chapter 5 . 11/19/2015
That's an interesting way for Harry and Draco to meet. At the least, young Malfoy has a different first impression of Harry. This version of Harry, to me, fits with Ravenclaw or Gryffindor. There are plenty of stories that have him end up in Slytherin, but I can't think of one that has Draco in Gryffindor. The very thought apparently disturbs Professor McGonagall.
Gothic Rain chapter 5 . 11/13/2015
Oh my god, this cracked me up. Your story actually has humor in it and that's impressive seeing as it's hard to find.
Guest chapter 5 . 11/9/2015
Tears we rolling down my cheeks! That is posibly one kd the funniest scenes I have ever read!
CreepyReaper chapter 5 . 11/9/2015
That 'X? THE X?' exchange may be the most perfect thing to ever happen to the written word
Tarix chapter 5 . 11/8/2015
Simply amazing, the Malkins parts was pure gold.
Necrophigus chapter 5 . 11/8/2015
I don't know how in all my years of reading fanfiction, that I have never heard of this story.
This is fantastic, I'm almost giddy reading it.
Ansixilus chapter 5 . 11/7/2015
Oh. Holy. Crap. That scene about made me die laughing. I could have been one of Malkin's assistants. Oh, it left me sore in places that I didn't know laughing could hurt (oh, my dura mata)!
Crack-jouchan chapter 5 . 11/7/2015
HAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! Oh my god! I just hope Draco isn't punished too harshly for that, that was absolutely HILARIOUS.

Hahahahaha! First Harry does it, then Draco emulates him, then Lucius comes in so to save his ass Harry does it again, then McGonagall comes in and Draco in a fit of generous stupidity does it again forgetting that his father is right there. Hahahahaha! And dear ol' composed Madame Malkins completely loses it.

I can imagine it, being a bystander there and seeing everything that went on and all the freaking coincidences and misunderstandings pile up and- OH GOOD KAMI MY TUMMY HAHAHAHA
EmeraldSeaGamer chapter 5 . 11/5/2015
That scene was the best thing that has happened to me today and now I'm really happy
marduk-report chapter 5 . 11/5/2015
This.
Is.
Amazing.

My sides.
Vanilla Jester chapter 5 . 11/5/2015
Actual tears, real actual tears, are falling from my eyes, and my cheeks hurt from laughing.
You, dear Less Wrong, are a worker of exquisite merriment.
Solangeluna chapter 5 . 11/4/2015
This chapter was hilarious, I laughed so much :)
Guest chapter 5 . 11/4/2015
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS
inslupbanana chapter 5 . 10/30/2015
That was amazing
Akiluna chapter 5 . 10/29/2015
Awesome chapter. I don't know if the rest of your story is going to be as crazy as this one, but I have to admit I loved this one chapter so much that I'm going to read the next one.
intelati chapter 5 . 10/27/2015
my favorite chapter of fanfic that I have ever read. thank you
iTaleTeller chapter 5 . 10/21/2015
Still not entirely sure I like this Harry, but man does he make good comedy
Me chapter 5 . 10/19/2015
OMG I LOOOOVE this chapter I was on the ground laughin so hard!
ShadowLDrago chapter 5 . 10/13/2015
Not gonna lie, I would probably have the same reaction as Madam Malkin, simply due to the sheer amount of what the fuckery. That is a compliment.
Gleas chapter 5 . 10/13/2015
That was the best dialogue like ever! Draco a Gryff! LOL!
rinievermilion chapter 5 . 10/13/2015
Oh my gosh chapter 5 was fucking hilarious. I'm cackling like a maniac im my loving room, alone, and my dad is in his room and I'm pretty sure he heard me. Fucking hilarious, enough said.
httpkirby chapter 5 . 10/11/2015
chokes on laughter
Kyria Greene chapter 5 . 10/9/2015
Best. Scene. Ever.
Guest chapter 5 . 10/5/2015
Note to self: don't try and read chapter 5 when you are supposed to sleeping.

Cause that is what I am doing right now, and My face was turning red from trying to suppress my laughter.
Annalynn Roe chapter 5 . 10/1/2015
Oh, oh God, too much laughing. Can't breathe! It hurts!
Sankami chapter 5 . 9/29/2015
Dat was brilliant ! the scene with Malfoys xD srsly laughted so hard:D:D:D
shifty chapter 5 . 9/28/2015
you should know you had me giggling over my phone at work and trying desperately not to be noticed. That scene with harry and draco is sure gold
Good chapter 5 . 9/24/2015
Jesus its so good.
kylC chapter 5 . 9/17/2015
holy shit this chapter actually made me laugh so hard I'm crying
Isis78-13 chapter 5 . 9/15/2015
That was the funniest scene I have ever had the pleasure of reading! First story I have Favorited on chapter 5!
P. P. P chapter 5 . 9/12/2015
This was not only extremely hilarious, it also made me not hate Draco, which I never thought would be possible.
twztdwildcat chapter 5 . 9/10/2015
Omg the meeting between Harry and Draco had me in stitches! Contagious dark power! Lol so freaking awesome
SomeoneKnew chapter 5 . 9/5/2015
Oh my GOD! THAT- THAT- I CANNOT BREATHE! I AM LAUGHING SO HARD! SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS LOCK.
Guest chapter 5 . 8/30/2015
I forgot to wright this yesterday how dare you I like McGonagall
Guest chapter 5 . 8/30/2015
omg. i literally laugh out loud for this chapter
Metamorphmagus3 chapter 5 . 8/29/2015
Full bladders and the last seen don't mixs.
BillBrink chapter 5 . 8/28/2015
This makes the second time I have read your story and this chapter got me rolling on the floor once again. So, thanks once more for such an enjoyable evening.
Ashzaroth chapter 5 . 8/25/2015
Im cracking up. I LOVE THIS. You also perfectly captured an 11 year olds attitude. Magonogall is the PERFECT straight man.
Madeline-chan09 chapter 5 . 8/23/2015
So damn shipping Draco x Harry.
Nigel Siew chapter 5 . 8/17/2015
I am alot late reading this I'm only at chapter 5 thinking wat the hell im reading but you know what...
I simply have to finish this story...
padfootl0ve chapter 5 . 8/15/2015
PERFECTION
Guest chapter 5 . 8/13/2015
Chapter 5 laughed so hard had to take an inhaler. I'm not joking.
BlackRyuji chapter 5 . 8/12/2015
Oh goodness...This is just so hilarious I don't know how anyone will sleep if it continues.
TweetyHope chapter 5 . 8/11/2015
This was by far the most HILARIOUS thing I have ever read!
JJoseph chapter 5 . 8/11/2015
Greatest rewrite of Harry meets Draco scene ever.
"The Draco Malfoy?" Brilliant.

Anyway, I'm reminded of a joke from When Seagulls Cry. Beatrice the witch brags about a contest where each participant wagers their own weight in gold, and if they lose they are turned into a statue of gold. Resident skeptic Butler responds that since gold is many times denser than flesh, the human-statues would thereby weight many times more than the amount they wagered, and violating conservation of mass. Beatrice responds by stating the statues are hollow, then quietly complains to herself how science keeps ruining her magic.

But it's comedy gold.
Zyxis chapter 5 . 8/9/2015
I know I said I'd sleep, but I can't stop reading. This was my expression XD. I say that in all seriousness.
Carly chapter 5 . 8/7/2015
My god this is hilarious!
Aspe chapter 5 . 8/7/2015
the meeting with draco was so hilarious! brilliant!
Ria0207 chapter 5 . 8/6/2015
Oh god, this is AMAZING! I'm so in love with this and I can't stop laughing. I love you, dear author.
KiwiSaladFace chapter 5 . 8/4/2015
You are actually my favourite person right now! I expect to be up VERY late trying to finish this and then some. This is so great! I laughed for quite a few minutes... Loudly too... :D
Jakublonski chapter 5 . 8/4/2015
What the heck, this is one of the funniest texts I read so far
abandonedaccount47 chapter 5 . 8/2/2015
Fucking gold I'm going to die I love you.
ArcticWolf1996 chapter 5 . 7/31/2015
I am completely red in the face from so much laughter that I actually have a headache now and require Advil. That is the best scene I have ever read of Harry meeting Drace and I can't wait to read the rest of your story!
Guest chapter 5 . 7/29/2015
OHMYFUCKINGGOD I CAN'T GET OVER THIS CHAPTER I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE YOU DEAR ARE A BLOODY GENIUS AND I AM NOW CRYING HYSTERICALLY LIKE A LUNATIC AND EVERYBODY PROBABLY THINKS IM NUTS BUT OMHYGOD THANK YOU FOR BEING SO WONDERFUL XDDD
Guest chapter 5 . 7/27/2015
I'm dieing from laughter. Sorry, not constructive criticism, but felt like telling it. Good job.
Sol chapter 5 . 7/27/2015
Oh my God, I am just- I am laughing so hard I think I'm gonna die!
Kabs chapter 5 . 7/27/2015
The third time reading it, and it still cracks me up
OMG chapter 5 . 7/22/2015
This story is hilarious , I was literally bursting into laugher right here lmao
Guest chapter 5 . 7/21/2015
The funniest thing I've read in a while.
Ha chapter 5 . 7/16/2015
Holy crap. I'm dying. I'm DYING. I did NOT expect his meeting with Draco to go like that.

Absolutely delightful.
mountain-ash and rusted iron chapter 5 . 7/13/2015
THAT WAS GREAT! I really enjoyed this chapter, I love the whole "I've been thinking about trying to be Sorted into..." and the ridiculous flattery. This is an awesome chapter
DogStar13 chapter 5 . 7/13/2015
This is my favorite chapter so far! Draco wants to be sorted into Gryffindor... And his father XD
Alexis chapter 5 . 7/12/2015
I have no clue who you are but you are now my hero please please please keep on writing. You're hilarious I started laughing so much my younger sister thought I was crying. I then had to go back and re-read it to make sure I hadn't missed anything.
Guest chapter 5 . 7/11/2015
This made me laugh so hard.
Thank you so much for writing this, it's made my day
Raven Blanchard chapter 5 . 7/8/2015
Hahahahahahaha omg hahahhaaha I'm dying of laughter hahahahahahahahahaha
la femme libre chapter 5 . 7/7/2015
This. This is the best thing I have ever read.
Setokaiva chapter 5 . 7/6/2015
O.O

What... wuh... WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Oh my god. If I thought I liked this fic before, I am going to LOVE it now that I've seen the glory that is this one chapter. That stuff Harry did to Malfoy was HILARIOUS!
Guest chapter 5 . 7/5/2015
Madame Malkin wasn't the only one choking on laughter, though mine is when everyone else is asleep.
Ancel chapter 5 . 6/30/2015
Honestly, this chapter had me in tears,and literally clutching my sides.
quadraticutie chapter 5 . 6/29/2015
There are tears in my eyes, this dialogue is /ridiculous./
22wolfgirl chapter 5 . 6/29/2015
Oh My God... I don't think I have ever laughed so hard. I'm surprised at how quickly Draco caught on, then kept the joke going when Professor McGonagall came in. I'm still giggling, I can't wait to see what else you have come up with!
Guest chapter 5 . 6/29/2015
Best bloody chapter ev
n-khotomos chapter 5 . 6/28/2015
This chapter reminded me why I first got into fanfiction. The hilarious situational joke happening here is something that simply doesn't work without precedence of an entire canon and fanon. Beautiful. Thanks for this
hakon2feb chapter 5 . 6/28/2015
Hi... Ok, so by now you probably know that i read a few chapters each day, so hopefully you aren't too bothered by my reviews :p
Anyways... That was really amusing, but seriously... Hopefully you haven't made a huge paradox where Draco ends up in Griffindor and Harry in Ravenclaw. I'm not sure the universe can take that...
Keep up the good work :)

hakon2feb.
anon24729i4853 chapter 5 . 6/17/2015
Ohmahgawd YES! So funny! So much sucking up by Draco... XD
123KSJF chapter 5 . 6/16/2015
I'm quite literally bent over laughing. That exchange with Draco is priceless!
deathless.smile chapter 5 . 6/14/2015
Making me laugh hysterically seems to be the one favourite thing you do. I mean, you could be a stand-up comedian! :D Spectacular, as always!
Baelife chapter 5 . 6/8/2015
I got a stitch in my side from holding in my laughter while working at the library and reading this particular chapter. I can't stop biting back a grin. LOLOLOL
anonymous chapter 5 . 6/5/2015
CHAPTER 5 HAD SOME OF THE FUNNIEST DIALOG IVE RVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE THANK YOU
Lanky Nathan chapter 5 . 6/5/2015
I've never even watched or read the Harry Potter series but this already is proving to be immensely enjoyable D
lucyferina chapter 5 . 6/4/2015
Loving it at the moment. Harry reminds me so much of Hermione... can't wait for them to meet!
Old Diggy chapter 5 . 6/3/2015
I can't stop laughing at Harry getting Draco to do that.
S Myron chapter 5 . 5/31/2015
Can you insist with pr. McGonagall?
Taking the money wan't theft. It was deceit. Untrustworthiness.
Malfoy wanted Gryffindor when Harry only mentioned Ravenclaw?
This Harry is more suited to Slytherin.
Confused.
LitDragonWagon chapter 5 . 5/27/2015
Oh god I laughed so hard I almost threw up, holy crap! That was terrific!
Angelfirenze chapter 5 . 5/26/2015
Dude, you should write for American television - wit it up a bit. Honestly, every time we get something interesting, it gets canceled after 'not having found its audience'. Alas.
PersonOfAwesome chapter 5 . 5/21/2015
I have NEVER laughed so hard in my LIFE. Thank you thank you thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.
Musubi Kazesaru chapter 5 . 5/20/2015
That chapter was glorious
ahsie chapter 5 . 5/20/2015
Brilliant. Hilarious. Not safe to read in public lest people think you crazy for grinning too widely
XD
your spin of Harry Potter is just epic. And I've only just started. :D
wiezi chapter 5 . 5/19/2015
Oh my god, I cried from laughter (for the first time in years) at Draco greeting McGonagall, what a glorious part!
Cassandra-Caroline chapter 5 . 5/17/2015
This is amazing! I love the story, and Harry's personality. Keep up the good work!
PA chapter 5 . 5/16/2015
Okay. I chuckled. I laughed out loud. I wasn't expecting that back and forth between Draco and Harry. Oh god. That was good. Quite good. On ward, omg, lololol.
Meredith Summer chapter 5 . 5/14/2015
I'll do more comprehensive review later when I can sit at my computer rather than type on my smartphone, but I did want to say one thing...

O. M. G. I laughed so hard at the Harry/Draconian scene that I seriously snorted soup out of my nose!
uniqu3s0u7 chapter 5 . 5/10/2015
OMG! This story is very hilarious. I just started reading and I've been laughing numerously. I'm reading this beside my family and I'm holding my laughter badly. I've been teased by them before about how I laugh by myself when on reading fan fictions.

I really like Harry's sense of humour and logical personality. im definitely going to keep reading this.
lostiesgirl chapter 5 . 5/6/2015
Absolutly funny!

I really can't say much except Harry and Draco have a great friendly dyamic going on.
Ardishana chapter 5 . 4/26/2015
Ha. He broke them.
haider abbas chapter 5 . 4/23/2015
this was a funny chapter and i am starting to love this story
thecastboygmail.com chapter 5 . 4/20/2015
Harry is right in this example of fundamental attribution error being applied to him, the thing that makes this fanfic particularly difficult to digest as someone who cares about good judgment and decision making is that Harry only ever sees error in others.

Within the first 10 chapters of this story, Harry makes several assumptions about people he meets based solely on behaviors or appearance, and sometimes goes so far as to make a permanent decision not to associate with them based on that sole interaction. He demonstrates that he would also prefer to believe that his assumption was correct rather than be proven otherwise, thus avoiding any evidence to the contrary. He assumes McGonnagal is open-minded and willing to listen to reason, personality traits... internalized reasons for her behaviors. It could be due to external reasons. Maybe she is just caving to his incessant preaching because she knows that she can't defy The Boy Who Lived without some consequences. Does that mean Harry is a rational agent in drawing this conclusion?

Based on the author's version of Harry, it would seem that the definition of reason is whatever the hell I say it is. And if you agree with me, congratulations you're a rational human being and are worthy of my attention. If you disagree, I will verbally assault you with accusations regarding your intelligence, status, and/or any other ad hominem attacks disguised as "observations" and then draw a reductio ad absurdum conclusion that because you won't let me do precisely what I want to do at all times, I will die and it will be your fault. Also, if you disagree you're being irrational.
cindylili chapter 5 . 4/19/2015
This is one of the only fanfictions that made me burst out laughing. This was amazing.
Snow-Soar chapter 5 . 4/18/2015
I have not laughed that much in a long time! At 11 pm no less! That was absolutely priceless!
Thanks for a good read so far and I am definitely looking forward to the rest of the story
Septembers Oblivion chapter 5 . 4/17/2015
Well, this has got to be the most ridiculous exchange of worthless praise I have ever read!
What a pair of buffoons. I just had to pause to calm down and breathe a few times.
I just had to compliment this comedy that their first meeting turned out to be. xD
Alphabetta chapter 5 . 4/15/2015
I had to read this chapter twice to understand what happened ! First, I am worried about Draco hahaha did they just cover their ass to each other? God, I loved the description of Lucius. It's my favorite description of Lucius ever. Yes Minerva go back and have another drink.
Ani Mei chapter 5 . 4/11/2015
I absolutely love the scene between Harry and Draco. It is so incredibly funny and I can just imagine the horror that McGonagall and Malfoy had.
Alex chapter 5 . 4/11/2015
Ok. I have to say I was pretty skeptical at first. Harry was a bit too pretentious for my taste. However this chapter has begun to change my mind. It was rather entertaining and I'm beginning to enjoy Pretentious Snob Harry. I will continue in the hopes that story also continues to get better.
BarbedCaress chapter 5 . 4/10/2015
I laughed so hard at the Draco/Harry/Lucius/Kitty scene I couldn't walk! My sides are hurting. I have a headache!
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Seriously!
Riley chapter 5 . 4/1/2015
You are unbelievably talented! This is the first time I've paused to comment because I've been so caught up in your story. I'm currently trying to subdue my laughing so that my roommate doesn't think I've gone crazy!
Emilove359 chapter 5 . 3/31/2015
OMIGOD that was the best interaction between Harry and Draco I've ever read, I don't think I've ever laughed that hard! This smart!Harry is GOLD!
Amrita Srivastava chapter 5 . 3/30/2015
Never have I laughed this hard, as I did reading of Draco and Harry's interaction.. Simply amazing! :D
fadewind chapter 5 . 3/30/2015
oh my goodness - my side hurts and I have tears I am laughing so hard.
Mohammad.Alzo chapter 5 . 3/30/2015
Omg, i have not laughed so hard in years!
Dragons and Dragons chapter 5 . 3/27/2015
I can't stop laughing! I love this Harry! Totally OOC, but done so, so, so, well. And it's OOC on purpose, which, if its done well, is totally reasonable. It is, after all, a different Harry. This is so hilarious! I love it! Imagine, Draco Malfoy saying he wanted to get into Gryffindor house.
sandra chapter 5 . 3/26/2015
I can't... that was so good... I burst out laughing... Draco and Harry too funny
Samantha Atkins chapter 5 . 3/26/2015
Well, I am only on Chapter 5. I thought that I wouldn't like this and that Eliezer was spending his intelligence in a rather odd way. But I find myself delighted, amused and informed. Well done!
Ruise chapter 5 . 3/24/2015
Chapter 5...what even? Comedy gold!
Concolor44 chapter 5 . 3/23/2015
It was three solid minutes of laughing toward the end of this chapter, and wiping my streaming eyes so I could see well enough to type. That was one of the funniest things I've read in quite a while. ThankYou! Thank you for the chuckles!
Guest chapter 5 . 3/22/2015
THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST CHAPTER IVE EVER READ! I CRACKED UP LAUGHING SO HARD IN PUBLIC EVERYONE TURNED AROUND AND STARED AT ME AND I JUST KEPT GOING FOR 10 MINUTES! THIS IS GOLD!
Callian31 chapter 5 . 3/20/2015
LOL! No idea what was going on but I loved it
Deadache chapter 5 . 3/19/2015
My ribs and stomach hurt from laughing so hard. This kid is brilliant and this chapter is absolutely amazing.
Bella chapter 5 . 3/18/2015
Seriously I couldn't stop laughing I think people thought I was crazy.
carowren chapter 5 . 3/16/2015
This chapter was so god damn funny and completely unexpected. Best meeting between Harry and Draco ever.
TheQuietMouse chapter 5 . 3/15/2015
I had to join Madam Malkins and her assistants at the end there.
noloyolo chapter 5 . 3/15/2015
This is hilarious!
Touhara Naoya chapter 5 . 3/15/2015
Poor Draco ... his return to the manor will not be a gentle one. Remedial lessons in how to be a spoiled racist brat with an ego the size of Europe.
divyansh.prakash chapter 5 . 3/15/2015
Brilliant! I haven't laughed like this in a very long time. Thank you loads.
hisnhers chapter 5 . 3/14/2015
Ummm... I'm still laughing hysterically along with wheezing and coughing and snorting...

-his
4everfictional chapter 5 . 3/12/2015
Madam Malkin and her two assistants are me right now. I'm laughing so hard I think I might cry (the good happy/funny tears).
Saissa chapter 5 . 3/12/2015
If Madam Malkin and her assistants understood what Harry was saying to draco, when why couldn't Minerva?
Liviconnor chapter 5 . 3/12/2015
I am actually crying with laughter. When Prof. McGonagall said Harry was destined for Ravenclaw, I really thought she was wrong- he negotiates for himself and gets what he wants, and seems to be very independent. Though he gets a great deal of knowledge and possibly wisdom from all the reading he does, I don't see him going anywhere but Slytherin.
mab70 chapter 5 . 3/11/2015
I thought Harry's "...they want to shake hands with a bad explanation." was going to be the best quote until McGonagll's "...more terrible than death."

The whole scene in Madame Malkins was beyond priceless! "...please cast a Confundus charm on the entire universe!"
How do you keep coming up with this so awesomecool stuff?
Wolf and MR Lover chapter 5 . 3/10/2015
You sir *breaks out into wheezes* have now topped all other of my hysterical laughing fits. This just made me almost fall out of my chair, cry tears of humor, and laugh so oddly my cat looked at me as if wondering if I had finally gone mad. *breaks out into laughter again* The last story to do this was 'Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary' for the Bleach (an anime/manga) fandom. This is now in my favorites just for this last scene, and it's only chapter 5! Hehehe.
Miriam1 chapter 5 . 3/8/2015
I think it's been far too long since the last time I've looked into this story. I laughed so hard, I started crying. Harry, who makes sense, is most frightening to witches and wizards who can't be bothered to think. This is glorious.

I look forward to reading further.

Sincerely,
Miriam
Haquikah chapter 5 . 3/8/2015
This chapter(5) made me laugh.
Calorion chapter 5 . 3/5/2015
"Right now she was holding out a Moke Super Pouch QX31, whose selling point was that it had a Widening Lip as well as an Undetectable Extension Charm"

I find it very interesting that the Wizarding world has the same sort of capitalist product innovation as the (Western) Muggle world. I would expect the Wizarding world to be more hidebound and slow-moving, as it seems to be in every other way. This is an inconsistency in canon that I would expect to be addressed here, especially as the story has already shown itself to be economically aware.

I'd be terrified to try that moleskin bag trick; what if that turned out to be only the display model? On the other hand, I wonder what sort of crazy stuff would be hidden in a display-model moleskin bag.

"The door formed a hand and waved goodbye to them as they left, extruding its arm in a way that made Harry feel a bit queasy.
And then, unfortunately...

"Are you really Harry Potter?" whispered the old man, one huge tear sliding down his cheek. "You wouldn't lie about that, would you? Only I'd heard rumours that you didn't really survive the Killing Curse and that's why no one ever heard from you again.""

This is an awkward and confusing transition, another example of amateurishness. What you're trying to do here can work, but after the first sentence, a description of what happened should appear. Something like, ""Are you really Harry Potter?" whispered the old man, one huge tear sliding down his cheek. Harry and Professor McGonnagal had been proceeding to their next destination when a small wizard in green silk robes had stopped them after staring at Harry's forehead for a moment. It seemed that Professor McGonagall's disguise spell was less than perfectly effective against more experienced magical practitioners."

That's not perfect, but it gives the idea.

The interaction between Harry and Draco confused me when I first read it. Again, I think some more detail is in order, though what you're doing here is very cool. In particular, I don't see why Harry is upset when Draco pulls the same ironic stunt on him that Harry did to Draco. It seems to me that he was just playing along. I love the interaction, it's just not fully clear what's going on.

So I think that most of my criticism of this story boils down to this: *more detail.* More description, at almost every turn, would vastly improve the story. Yes, doing it well would involve doubling the length of an already very long book, but that's what it would take to turn it into something of professional-level quality.

""Professor McGonagall!" cried Draco. "Is it really you? I've heard so much about you from my father, I've been thinking of trying to get Sorted into Gryffindor so I can -""

Why did he do that? It feels wrong, out of place. How would he dare defy his father like that? I don't get it. I understand why he might think he should, but not how he would actually do it.
Berlin chapter 5 . 3/5/2015
I may have fallen off my chair and nearly choked due to laughing while reading this.
Guest chapter 5 . 3/3/2015
I am in my daughters' bedroom, reading as they are sleeping- and I hace teaes rolling down my face from suppressed laughter. This is truly an amazing story.
dmitry.shornikov chapter 5 . 3/2/2015
Interesting
Reichenfallen chapter 5 . 3/2/2015
I don't know why I've never heard of this story before but I'm in love with it.

Jesus Christ Harry is such a little shit in this chapter I can't breathe from laughing and it's like 3am so I have to cackle into my duvet so I don't wake anyone
Lyta Halifax chapter 5 . 3/2/2015
Alright. You were totaly correct. I was kind of cool on this story (although I do greatly appreciate the 'trick' you are pulling off here.) but Harry was coming off almost Mary Sueish in his "too clever by half" actions with regards to how screwed up the Wizarding World is with regards to it's economics, and general naivete.

This chapter totally brought a wide smile to my face...this is the moment where this stopped being a polite screed on rationality, and an interesting and intriguing AU story told through a Rationalist lens.

But man...I'm not sure I'm going to get through 650K. Not anytime soon! *heh*
calyss chapter 5 . 2/28/2015
Mwahahahaha ! Oh my god you did so well !
TheOneButcher chapter 5 . 2/27/2015
After the latest Chapter I've had this thought. in Failure, Pt 1: "Okay, no matter how this all shakes out, if we're both still alive on Monday I want us to meet up at Madam Malkins Robes for all Occasions.

Good sir, your name!

Lord Voldemort.

It IS you! Lord Voldemort! It's such an honor to meet you!
... ...
What? Why are your Parents Muggles? Avada...

Actually, two of my parents are dead ...

Who are you?

Harry Potter.

THE HARRY POTTER...

...

I am so unutterably delighted to meet you.
Jeremiah Bull chapter 5 . 2/26/2015
Chapter five. My stomach hurts from laughing.
dreaming of rocketships chapter 5 . 2/23/2015
How? Oh my God, that was hysterical. Thank you. And on to the next chapter I go...
Neo-Devil chapter 5 . 2/21/2015
ah yes, good simple psychology, honestly, if used correctly, can lead to hilarious results...
Guest chapter 5 . 2/20/2015
A lot of things in the earlier chapters have clear second meanings now that it's confirmed Harry is Riddle.

Nice work.
Ishkabod chapter 5 . 2/18/2015
Ouch That Hurts! I laughed too hard.
DeNarr chapter 5 . 2/18/2015
Oh man! I literally could not stop laughing as I was reading this chapter. And I am using literally correctly here. I'm at work, reading this discretely to pass the time, and I just start chuckling and can't stop myself. I very sincerely hope to see more interaction between Harry and Malfoy going this way.
SlightlySociopathic chapter 5 . 2/17/2015
Oh god WHY did I hold off on reading this for so long?! I nearly died while reading this chapter.
sillivan chapter 5 . 2/16/2015
You have made me a very happy camper.
timunderwood9 chapter 5 . 2/16/2015
"And survived the killing curse by being more terrible than death."

That is kind of chilling in the context of my favored theory for how this ends: And Harry created UFAI with magic, and everybody in the light cone died.

I sort of think you'll actually write the story so he only nearly does that, but...
vampwalker709 chapter 5 . 2/16/2015
Rotflmfao that was god dammed chapter.
Kisakraze7 chapter 5 . 2/15/2015
This is fricking gold, man. I laughed so hard i cried!
Slytherin of the Sea chapter 5 . 2/9/2015
My face is so red from laughing so hard! This has got to be one of if not the best chapter of fanfiction I have ever read :)
oros chapter 5 . 2/5/2015
Oh dear lord my ribs hurt from the laughing. Fortunately I was alone enough that I could lol a bit.
Arkinnon Phoenix chapter 5 . 2/3/2015
Very funny chapter .Please keep making me is great medicine.
DauntlessProdigy4Life chapter 5 . 2/2/2015
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T EVEN. God, my stomach. I've just seriously found the funniest chapter ever. Yet. Time to keep reading!
Ultimagu chapter 5 . 2/2/2015
Oh sweet Jesus...

I've been reading fanfiction for a long time, but that was probably the singular most hilarious scene I have seen out of a Harry Potter fic in a long ass time.

Thank you!
Crazy Marauding Raven chapter 5 . 1/31/2015
Mate. I just started reading this fic. And 5 chapters in. Gods I swear to you this is the funniest chapter I have ever read. You are either brilliant or crazy. My mum actually thought I had gone barmy when I suddenly started laughing like a psychotic maniac. Great piece of work. Absolutely brilliant so far. Ofcourse its only 5 chapters in but I do expect much from this fic now.
Guest chapter 5 . 1/29/2015
You have broken me! I think I sprained something laughing! I wasn't to sure about your fic after chap 1 but followed my mothers rule of always give it two chapters before you decide. SO glad I did that. Your version of Harry is amazing so far! Also loved the scene where Prof MacG refused to take Harry shopping early for fear of the demise of Britain. There may not be enough alcohol in Diagonal Alley to help her survive this shopping trip! Thank you for the heartiest laugh I have had in weeks! Katja
Kat8615 chapter 5 . 1/23/2015
This is so freaking funny. I can't even. Holy shit.
Keeper of the Fandom chapter 5 . 1/22/2015
I believe that this is one fanfiction that I will take the time to reread even when I am wizened and grey. Thank you SO much for the utter perfection that is this work.
Person chapter 5 . 1/20/2015
This story is okay but I just can't stand harry and the way he talks it's so shit
Misplaced Music chapter 5 . 1/18/2015
This chapter was fantastic! It literally had me laughing out loud, which was awkward since I was in a public venue, but it was worth the odd looks. I just thought I'd pause my reading long enough to thank you for making me laugh. Now, if you'll please excuse me, I'm going to continue reading...
abbyissoawesome chapter 5 . 1/8/2015
I just spent the last five min in tears I was laughing so hard
SerLynus chapter 5 . 1/8/2015
chapter 5 had me in tears!
YajB chapter 5 . 12/30/2014
Hysterically funny. I was in a similar condition to Madame Malkin and her staff by the end of this chapter.
TheButterflyComposer chapter 5 . 12/24/2014
So...Harry's a magnificent bastard too?
Interesting.

One thing I did notice, he didn't seem to blink an eye when he saw the vegetable stall. Now, if he knows they can transform into animals and break certain laws of the cosmos, shouldn't he be a wee bit shocked that they can't make food appear or at least transform it from something else?
It's entirely possible this will come up later and be explained but even so, he should have noticed that.
GingerHannah chapter 5 . 12/21/2014
Oh my god! This chapter was the best! I was laughing sooooo hard. I thought it couldn't get any more amusing... and then Draco told his father that he wanted to be in Gryfindor.
Elizabeth A.A chapter 5 . 12/14/2014
Draco Malfoy having a sense of humour and the build up was perfect.
i spent more time laughing at that scene than reading it. 11/10
Tarvok chapter 5 . 12/10/2014
Okay, I think I've stopped laughing enough to write this.

If only Rowling had this sort of sense of humor. That scene at Madame Malkin's feels like a British comedy train wreak.
TheCauldron chapter 5 . 12/10/2014
Oh god, I'm LITERALLY crying with laughter! I'm serious, I can't even breathe right now! *mashes the favourite button*
IV Legacy of Poseidon chapter 5 . 12/7/2014
WEIRD
asdfghjkl1567 chapter 5 . 12/6/2014
HAHAHAHHAHAHA OH MY GOSH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Julie910 chapter 5 . 12/5/2014
(OK, sorry I posted this review on chapter 1, it should have been posted on chapter 5, again, sorry)
Oh God! This chapter was absolutely hilarious! I would say that I absolutely and completely love this story so far, but you have to understand that I have a rather profound dislike for Harry Potter as a character (the original J.K Rowling version, not yours). I've been having an internal battle for days deciding if I should read this story or not, honestly, I admit that it is incredibly biased but somehow I just can't seem to get over it. The only reason I even considered reading this is because of the summary ,which seemd incredibly interesting and well written. I have to say that don't regret my decision, so far it has been one of the best alternate universe fics I have read, oh hell, one of the best fics, period, that I have read. Now, if only the main character had a different name...Still, I love the ravenclaw/slytherin Harry, and the way the whole story is going. I'm really hoping we get a positive characterisation of Snape (who is one of my favourite characters, specially considering that he CORRECTED his school TEXTBOOK when he was only a teen). Anyway, sorry for rambling so much, I just want you to know that so far this has been an excellent story and I'm looking forward to reading the rest of it.
Yami chapter 5 . 12/2/2014
Oh. My. God. I don't normally leave reviews, but I would have felt as if I were committing a crime if I didn't review after this chapter. This is too good. I immediately went back and reread the last section. Still laughing. This is turning out to be a fantastic fic and I'm just in the first couple of chapters.
camlaus chapter 5 . 11/30/2014
that was awesome
xikum chapter 5 . 11/29/2014
OMG this is good! ROTFLMAO!
humanoidpatronus chapter 5 . 11/28/2014
Canon Harry wouldn't have dreamed about auto-thieving
kevans94 chapter 5 . 11/23/2014
i have been laughing for the past 10 minutes, every time i manage to stop, i start again!
Geniemouse chapter 5 . 11/22/2014
I laughed til I cried!
Alibi Nonsense chapter 5 . 11/21/2014
Before I go on, can I just say, Harry is making the world feel awesome. FINALLY! A rich character who makes SENSE! Of course all that money should go to books! XD I just love Harry in this fic.
Fleija chapter 5 . 11/15/2014
The Harry Draco routine at the end was just too hilarious. Too good, writer, too good.
mentally-tabled chapter 5 . 11/14/2014
I couldn't stop laughing after reading this chapter.. oh my god, that was amazing. I'm just going to keep reading the rest of it now and try to not make my mum look at me like I'm completely insane.
N. E. Person chapter 5 . 11/8/2014
Wow... This is brilliant. :)
kimchi759 chapter 5 . 11/3/2014
McGonagall is McGonagone for drinks. That was a new direction for little Draco that I've never seen before, hahaha. I wonder if you could make Draco's realization a bit more obvious though? Perhaps a description of his changing facial expression? That was a funny scene, though. Makes me wonder what house Harry will end up in and who will be his biffles.
sarah.caprioli.3 chapter 5 . 11/3/2014
This chapter is amazing, I'm literally crying beacause I laugh too hard. Thank you!
To a New World chapter 5 . 10/28/2014
Oh gods... Are you sure you aren't an assassin trying to kill people through laughter?!
Marauderess chapter 5 . 10/26/2014
Oh my god, that was bloody hilarious! :D Hahahaha. LOL
MyCopacetic chapter 5 . 10/23/2014
Glorious.
he who watches and listens chapter 5 . 10/23/2014
that was amazingly hilarious i love it
ShadowPillow chapter 5 . 10/21/2014
Oh this is wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. "He was in a situational context where those actions made internal sense -"
I laughed so hard. Thank you for bringing this into the world.
Pollex chapter 5 . 10/20/2014
I'm at play rehearsal and I just cracked up! It was the worst time too because on the stage they were talking about child abuse. I had to say sorry. Too funny indeed.
Guest chapter 5 . 10/19/2014
OHMIGAWD! I'm literally choking on my own laughter. XDDDDD *choke* XDDDD *choke* Seriously, BEST FIC EVER!
Kurt's Anatomy chapter 5 . 10/19/2014
Oh my days this was hilarious! Major Kudos to you!
Nitishu chapter 5 . 10/19/2014
God I'm going to die, I am actually going to die- I'll try to stop flailing and laughing because my throat is hurting but I'm going to die oh my gosh oh my goodness Harry and Draco and lol and rofl and lmfao/ flail oh my goodness oh my goodness this is crazy this is the most hilarious moment but also not and I think I'm going crazy because this is just such a great story and I'm excited to turn the chapter page so there's that and... oh gawd, It took me forever to stop laughing, I was actually told to shut up and you were right, it DOES really pick up around chapter 5... ahahahahahhaa, soooo perfect!
hikergrrl chapter 5 . 10/18/2014
Oh my goodness! This chapter had me giggling just like the assistants. And it's extremely rare that anything I read makes me laugh out loud.
Lacemaker chapter 5 . 10/6/2014
This made me laugh so hard I cried.

Why can't the later chapters be more like this? Why must everything be depressing?
SeparatriX chapter 5 . 10/4/2014
Oh my. That was hilarious.
lusia chapter 5 . 10/3/2014
did Draco say it by accident or...?
anyway it's funny!
Calmzone1 chapter 5 . 9/30/2014
laughed so hard, already copied link and sent your story to friends to read
Guest chapter 5 . 9/22/2014
Oh my God! I've got stitches in my sides! I've been laughing so hard its been getting hard to breathe! Ha ha-wheeze-ha ha! Bravo! Simply marvelous :D
FearlessSun chapter 5 . 9/21/2014
This made me laugh so hard I'm pretty sure everyone's staring at me like I'm a loon, but I don't care because I MUST READ THE NEXT CHAPTER NOW!
PeanutButterMochi chapter 5 . 9/19/2014
I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER. I CANNOT BREATHE PROPERLY.
MeiPhantomhive chapter 5 . 9/18/2014
I CAN'T STOP IT I'M SMILING SO WIDE!

...
Malfoy? O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O
Yehey, BFF's!
I really love this story!
guitarlover56784 chapter 5 . 9/14/2014
This made even ME laugh my fuckin ass off
ArtemisCarolineSnow chapter 5 . 9/12/2014
O_O

*Cracks up*
godlet chapter 5 . 9/10/2014
oh my god
im dying
i know you have too many reviews to even hold in a bucket but
ohhh my god its like midnight and everyone is asleep and i am making the oddest of noises right now
bless you and your terrific soul for writing this
qlossary chapter 5 . 9/7/2014
I just...I just...I can't breathe oh god asdfghjkl this Harry is like my best friend forever and god I can't breathe. (I will not survive 102 chapters.)
MasterStabroek13 chapter 5 . 9/2/2014
This... I had to literally stop every other line and go do ten minutes of boring transcribing work and then go back and read another two lines and IT STILL COULDN'T STOP ME FROM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.
Guest chapter 5 . 8/30/2014
Funny! Thanks!
Peach Wookiee chapter 5 . 8/26/2014
I can't stop laughing! This part is genius!
alix33 chapter 5 . 8/26/2014
"self-stolen? Auto-thieved?", hehehe.
Hehehe at McGonagall's reaction to Harry's perfectly logical postulation of that conspiracy theory.
EW! at everything that came out of Harry's mouth when he was talking to either of the Malfoys.
brnkofeternity06 chapter 5 . 8/18/2014
This chapter was AWESOME! I was just dying of laughter! I couldn't breathe! Draco and Harry playing each other like that and messing with Lucius and Minerva! I'm dying here!
StackofStories chapter 5 . 8/14/2014
I can't.
I'm just.
What.
You are a genius.
I have tears in my eyes.
2needles chapter 5 . 8/12/2014
You know that story that is on all the recommendation lists that you never click on because... something? I've had a few of them and when I finally break down and read them they've been fantastic.
It's holding true for this one as well. Wow! I just read the first five chapters. I almost didn't make it through chapter 5 because I was laughing so hard. My 19month old son thought it was funny too.
I can't wait to see how it goes from here. I don't think the Wizarding World is ready for this Harry Potter and I don't think your Harry Potter is ready for the Wizarding World!
Now I'm off to read more!
Redery chapter 5 . 8/11/2014
Omg I haven't even finished this chapter yet, but I'm literally rolling around laughing. That was perfect. I can't imagine the horror Lucius must be feeling. You're brilliant.
Talkingbirdguy chapter 5 . 8/11/2014
You. You need to be a writer and share your remarkable gift of creating amazing scenes of hilarity to the ends of the earth.
DeathGlobalZone chapter 5 . 8/10/2014
I need to stop being in a public room while reading this. I, honest to God, have never laughed so much while LEARNING so much. I hope that the rest of this fix is equally as good ( I have no donuts that it'll get even better). (Who needs a life for the next few hours? I have this to read)
ElricLawliet chapter 5 . 8/10/2014
if they don't become best friends I will be sincerely disappointed oh my god.
FreeTraderBeowolf chapter 5 . 8/9/2014
Oh my god the later of the chapter had me laughing so hard I cried.
Asirus chapter 5 . 8/8/2014
I'm only on chapter 5; the scene with Draco in Madam Malkin's made me laugh so hard I was crying. My husband came in and asked me if I was okay. As such, I've decided to both follow and favorite this story. It seems the only sensible thing to do.
Shadow-Walker-Locke chapter 5 . 8/6/2014
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING! I LOVE IT!
Guest chapter 5 . 8/1/2014
I totaly LOVE this! Omg Harry and Draco lol
l chapter 5 . 8/1/2014
oh my god that was amazing XD
SakuraKoi chapter 5 . 7/31/2014
o.o
thepkrmgc chapter 5 . 7/30/2014
seeing the fanboy ball being tossed around had me laughing out loud for ten minutes straight!

nice work on draco, in the movies his character is so boringly one dimensional as to induce vomiting: youve managed to make him fun to read about.
drarry lover12 chapter 5 . 7/26/2014
My spleen almost burst.
Kardia chapter 5 . 7/20/2014
All right. I just read the first five chapters and absolutely had to send a review in between. I'm laughing tears right about now and were anyone home with me they would have send for the nice people in white with their I-love-myself-jackets. You wouldn't believe how happy I am, to have so many chapters to read left. Extremly well done so far
lily chapter 5 . 7/19/2014
I normally do not leave reviews. But this part so was hilarious, I choked up laughing for about 5 minutes straight.
TheVastEmptiness chapter 5 . 7/19/2014
Oh. My. Fucking. God. You are a murderer! No, I'm NOT kidding, you seriously are! I was drinking milk as I read this chapter and when I started laughing I started CHOKING. This is the single most hilarious thing I believe I have ever read. If near death was the cost for reading this, it was well worth it.
wfkiwi chapter 5 . 7/16/2014
Omg this is like the third time I'm re reading this chapter and it still cracks me up. Your humor's the best!
nightkit11224 chapter 5 . 7/14/2014
Amazing. Just amazing. Now, the characters characteristics are very different from the original (Apart from L. Malfoy and M. McGonagall), but still. Just amazing. How else could you put this?
Nyx'sReincarnation chapter 5 . 7/14/2014
Oh ... my god. I'm going to read on, of course, but I just had to say that this is absolutely genius! First harry, then Malfoy, then Harry again, then malfoy again ... absolutely genius! :D
Keep up the amazing work! :)
Tarah xXx
StorSpeaker chapter 5 . 7/9/2014
There was literally nothing going on with that whole single part in Malkins, just random blubbering...and it was so beautiful. Is Harry directly related to one of the Doctors? I was just laughing the whole time. Great chapter!
Guest chapter 5 . 7/8/2014
Harry Potter, you are officially my role model!
Foxy-Floof chapter 5 . 7/3/2014
Oh GOD... *falls down and dies laughing*
Great way to go, frankly.
terry nightstalker chapter 5 . 7/2/2014
God dang it. I Can't stop laughing! Help!
mattymo153 chapter 5 . 7/1/2014
im not quite done maybe you should have another drink priceless
Vally9437 chapter 5 . 6/29/2014
BWA HAHAHA THIS IS HILARIOUS! Where do you come up with this stuff?!
DalfgantheBlue chapter 5 . 6/26/2014
I've just started really this, and it is fantastic! I could keep going but I don't want to swell your head. Great job!
Fire Shadow Dragon chapter 5 . 6/25/2014
So funny
bookboy226 chapter 5 . 6/15/2014
Oh my god this chapter, I'm dying of laughter, I love it so much 6 stars (out of five) just for sheer hilarity
InArduisFidelis-RAMC chapter 5 . 6/14/2014
Laughed so hard at this chapter. Hope Draco continues to be this awesome
Tallman7 chapter 5 . 6/13/2014
That was like a scene from looney tunes. I can't stop laughing.
VoidTea chapter 5 . 6/4/2014
there are tears streaming down my face from laughing so hard
00 Non C. Anon 00 chapter 5 . 6/3/2014
... I almost died.
Love and Whimsy chapter 5 . 6/3/2014
You are great, there are no words. I literally died laughing. Ugh! I live for the days when I find a gem such as yours on this site, totally makes up for me reading weak, dim Harry ;)
Pegueng chapter 5 . 5/23/2014
Friggin hilarious... Just about the proper cause of action taken against those sodding nughumpers. Awesome story so far. I just love yer interpretation of'em.
Fluffy Dream chapter 5 . 5/14/2014
Wow! This is beyond awesome! Great job! :D
kuro-tsuki-san chapter 5 . 5/12/2014
I just almost died. Ribs hurt so bad. Cant breath. Too funny.
yomunot chapter 5 . 5/11/2014
BWAHAHAHAHA! Loving the story so far dude! Keep up the great work!
xvector chapter 5 . 5/8/2014
OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY FUNNY I'M CRYING!
horsegurl16 chapter 5 . 5/6/2014
ROFL OMG Draco...
bibliophilea chapter 5 . 5/5/2014
This is beautiful; I haven't laughed this hard in such a long time! Thank you so much for that! Tears are in my eyes and I'm still quietly cackling!
cammiemorris7 chapter 5 . 5/4/2014
Oh my god that was hilarious !
JJSlay chapter 5 . 5/3/2014
IM ACTUALLY DYING PLEASE SEND HELP
Bob-Just-Bob chapter 5 . 5/3/2014
I...cant...stop...Laughing!
jayhawksun chapter 5 . 5/1/2014
The end of this chapter was the funniest thing I've read in a very long time!
Sofia10Soccer chapter 5 . 4/29/2014
Wow. Okay. I cracked up at that. But my roommate was trying to sleep and I probably sounded like a dying cat.
Pyryp chapter 5 . 4/23/2014
I think you are trying to be too smart. While most scenes are initally funny you stretch it so far that it just isn't plausible anymore.
IMPR0VE chapter 5 . 4/23/2014
I'll be honest wasn't sure if I was going to continue reading this, harry seemed to be a bit too arrogant for me but if I keep getting laughs like this... well I'm looking forward to it ;)

Thanks for sharing
Alleyway Rose chapter 5 . 4/20/2014
OMG. I just read chapter 5 and I wanted to applaud you. I love to read. I read all sorts of novels, fan fiction from a multitude of different sources, basically anything I can get my hands on. Never (and I don't say that lightly. I mean a literal NEVER) have a bust out laughing so hard that I had to cover my mouth to keep from being heard by the next house over. Harry had just met Draco for the first time in Madam Malkin's and it was AMAZING. I just want to say you're doing a fantastic job so for on this story (5 chapters in. Seriously, who does that?) and I'm looking forward to the next 96 :)
ArcanePracti-cat chapter 5 . 4/12/2014
OH MY GODS. HARRY WHAT WHAT WHAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Silverrain chapter 5 . 4/9/2014
Hilarious chapter!
Guest chapter 5 . 4/8/2014
This chapter's hilarious, you should write a book!
Joe Skittles chapter 5 . 4/8/2014
This was a fantastic chapter. I just found this story today and haven't gotten past this yet but this had me laughing the entire way through. I applaud the ability you have to make this situation 100% believable. Great job! I can see this story is going to be a favorite of mine :)
Guest chapter 5 . 4/8/2014
Now that was funny, indeed. Not being deprived from attention your Harry Potter is completely different character indeed. And I like the way you show how your character's thought process goes, affecting his every action, rather than just saying he is smart and have him just know all the answers. I will not be reviewing any more chapters, as this distracts me from reading, but thanks for the great work.
Arabella Lee Smith chapter 5 . 4/7/2014
OMG you are so funny! Just when I was getting a bit miffed at Harry for being rude(ish) to people who only want to speak to him and do a nit of harmless hero-worship, he goes and totally fools Malfoy into thinking (for a little while ) that he admires said Malfoy.
sorrythisisanabandonedaccount chapter 5 . 4/7/2014
GAHHAHAHAHHA

ok i love this chapter
PenNameless1994 chapter 5 . 4/6/2014
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
CapDePardals chapter 5 . 3/31/2014
...OK, I think that I died laughing here. Or, at least, in the same state as Madame Malkin and her assistants.
EvilVampireDucky chapter 5 . 3/31/2014
The end of this chapter was quite possibly the greatest thing I've ever read now excuse me I must read all other 96 chapters.
M71 chapter 5 . 3/26/2014
Is there a scientific theory that says why we laugh at this kind of stuff? I want to know it. This chapter was filled with moments of side splitting laughter. It's just too much! Where did you learn how to write this dramatically humorous type of writing?
Well, just 96 more chapters to go. I will be laughing a lot I'm sure.
PanicAttacker chapter 5 . 3/22/2014
This chapter. XD EVERY time I read this, I crack up.
BeautifulCherryBlossom chapter 5 . 3/22/2014
Oh God! What a laugh, poor Draco - I hope they become friends. Rooting for Rawenclaw!
Val chapter 5 . 3/21/2014
Hilarious. I'm seriously hoping Draco and Harry end up buddies in this parallel universe. That was priceless.
Ancestor's Dragon chapter 5 . 3/20/2014
Oh my god, that was absolutely glorious. Following this story just for this chapter. Well played, good sir,
A Being Of Violet Fire chapter 5 . 3/18/2014
This was the best chapter I have ever read in my entire life. It was hilarious, hysterical - I laughe out loud so much I nearly cried. Well done you!

-Violet Fire
Me chapter 5 . 3/16/2014
Internal situation! Context! Where his actions made sense! I laughed my ass off, I can't even articulate how hilarious that was! I'm so glad Draco and Harry have a sense of humor :)
CuriousGuest chapter 5 . 3/11/2014
I think I broke some ribs while laughing at the end :D
pencuriLumba-Lumba chapter 5 . 3/10/2014
Itulah yang aku butuhkan! Reaksi-reaksi dari sekitarnya ! (Sorry if you not understood what I am say)
notsignedinohno chapter 5 . 3/9/2014
That last bit was freaking hilarious. I do shit like that to people all that time, but I've never managed to accidentally get other people going along with it. Masterful.
sachi1325 chapter 5 . 3/8/2014
And I can't stop laughing at 2 o clock in the night. My flatmates probably think, I have gone mad or something. This is gold, I swear!
HanLaw0086 chapter 5 . 3/7/2014
Dear God chapter 5 maybe fall on my laughing and rolling on the floor is so hilarious
and top it off he tells her to go get another drink.
Catch22 chapter 5 . 3/5/2014
Wow. Just... wow.
If was cracking up during chapter 3. Hil-ar-i-ous.
If had to reread it a few times, and it cracked up every single time.
Quite a knack for humor, it must say.
Thnx for a good laugh :D

P.S. This is the fourth time I've read this chapter, it keep on coming back to it every month or so. I cracked up every time
InterdimensionalHitchhiker84 chapter 5 . 3/5/2014
I nearly suffocated from laughing so much! Dear goodness, I can't breath! I love this story SO MUCH! Thank you, dear author! Thank you!
InvaderCai chapter 5 . 2/26/2014
Oh my GOODNESS! How could anyone not love this? "Wait until the 5th chapter", you said-I only had to read three to like it, and now I think Calculus and Physics homework might go undone tonight... I love Harry's sass-personally, I found the real books a bit boring, but this just livens it up perfectly! The exchange between Draco and Harry had me cracking up. I don't know if you're finished yet or not, but if you aren't, keep up the excellent work! :D
AquilaPallas129 chapter 5 . 2/26/2014
oh my god; this is sooo hilarious! This is one of the most hilarious fics I've read!
Harlequin de Rustre chapter 5 . 2/22/2014
This chapter tickled me literally pink. The fact that the repetition of the initial gag made for a more potent one- and then another right after that- is an indication that your writing is most definitely progressing in a "brilliant" direction.
Myrna Maeve chapter 5 . 2/19/2014
*laughs* Oh, I love this. I may have to do something like that in a future fic just for the lulz.
brightfairy8 chapter 5 . 2/17/2014
Hahahahahahahahaha this chapter was great! Harry's false flattery had me dying of laughter. DYING. I'm officially hooked onto this fic, even if Harry's more rational personality seems a bit odd to me right now. I'll probably get used to it as I read on lol.
Pric3y chapter 5 . 2/16/2014
Oh my god, 5 chapters in and already I have tears of laughter streaming down my face. Such a funny fic and I'm enjoying it thoroughly, especially Harry's little act there and Draco's admittance that he wanted to be sorted in to Gryffindor
Stephanie Clough chapter 5 . 2/13/2014
Loved this! However, I must warn everyone to make sure you are somewhere it's okay to laugh out loud when your read this. I was reading it instead of listening to my Biopsychology professor and had to really struggle to not laugh out loud!
Sparkysbro chapter 5 . 2/10/2014
CAN'T. BREATHE.
IXAthenaeum chapter 5 . 2/7/2014
-slaps the table a few times as I try to calm down- Oh.. my god.. You're bloody brilliant. Best chapter I've read so far, wonderful author
Vampires2rocks chapter 5 . 2/5/2014
OK...what theory was that, and how can I put it to use? I've got a couple...friends...I'd like to practice on.

Vamp
Hawk29 chapter 5 . 2/4/2014
I just found your story after a lifetime of not knowing what I was missing. The story so far has been so enjoyable I couldn't stop reading to review. Unfortunately, I'm going to take a break after this chapter because instead of a relaxing read to calm me down before bed, I'm cracking up laughing, with my mind going twice normal speed. I probably won't get any sleep, you monster.

The Draco/Harry introduction scene is probably the most funny, inspired bit of Harry Potter fan fiction I've read. Absolutely hilarious and perfectly done.

Normally I use my reviews to encourage authors, maybe offer critique about weaknesses in the plot or writing style, or to point out inconsistencies. Unfortunately, I don't have anything constructive to say because every chapter so far I've asked myself, "Can he do that?" I'm scared to see Harry/Hermione interactions. Maybe we should just defeat Voldemort before King 's Cross to be on the safe side.

I'm very motivated to dig further in. Thanks for making my day better.
hella chapter 5 . 2/4/2014
OH MY GOD I'M LAUGHING SO HARD I'M GONNA CRY YES GOOD JOB
chris.depalmayahn chapter 5 . 2/4/2014
Very funny chapter
NukemHill chapter 5 . 2/3/2014
I swear to G-d, I was reading Chapter 5, and at the point when Professor McGonagall walked in on Harry, Draco and Lucius, I thought to myself "He's a walking, talking Group Confundus Spell!"

And then then you came up with "What part of 'get fitted for robes' sounded to you like please cast a Confundus Charm on the entire universe!"

And I almost peed my pants, I was laughing so hard. I haven't had that good a laugh simply from reading something in years. That was totally awe-inspiring. I'm hooked!
Guest chapter 5 . 2/3/2014
This reminds me very much of James Heriot
Sarah chapter 5 . 2/2/2014
Oh, oh my god, oh my god, ah I can't breath, oh, that, that was most likely the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life. You are a genius, I wasn't going to read this simply because it was so long, but I'm really glad that I read your whole summary and decided to try it because, oh my god, that was hysterical.
Whirling chapter 5 . 2/1/2014
Oh god I was in tears by the end if this chapter holy frick
DarkPirateKing69 chapter 5 . 1/28/2014
i've reviewed this randomly in the past just to grow that absurd review count, but i can definitely see now, while reading for real, exactly why this is so popular. that probably wasn't proper English sentence, but i don't really care right now.
guest chapter 5 . 1/25/2014
Oh, my gosh, I was laughing my head off in this chapter! Good grief. That was the best thing, ever. I love this story alresdy!
A.M.C chapter 5 . 1/24/2014
I can't even type this, I think my vistion went a bit there.
I nearlly fell of my bed 6 time with lagthture and I didn't even crack-up until Madam Malkin fell to it's effects.
Alexja2013 chapter 5 . 1/22/2014
Holy shit I'm dying that scene was hilarious
Silver-Streaked Wings chapter 5 . 1/22/2014
That was BEAUTIFUL
Guest chapter 5 . 1/19/2014
That was hilarious! Ahhh but poor Draco...
misslexander chapter 5 . 1/17/2014
I actually cried laughing from reading this chapter. Really excited about this story so far!
BruceTN chapter 5 . 1/15/2014
Thank you for a great laugh. Almost fell off my chair.
K-Marie-M chapter 5 . 1/13/2014
I was reading this on my lunch break and laughed so hard at Harry and deacons conversation that 2 people came to check on me!
Grizzmon chapter 5 . 1/12/2014
A brilliant mind can be the greatest tool.
venus800 chapter 5 . 1/11/2014
I am dying. That chapter Killed me. It was just hilarious.
Obscene Cupcake chapter 5 . 1/5/2014
So I finally decided to give this story a read. I thought I'd find it boring since I dated a "skeptic" once and he was an asshole, an idiot, and boring as fuck.

I'm actually really enjoying this.
Guest chapter 5 . 1/5/2014
Loved it. Who knew Draco had a sense of humor, too?
ObsessivelyOdd chapter 5 . 1/4/2014
Oh god. Well, I hope you're happy. I laughed so hard at this that I choked and died. Not kidding. My body is lying on the floor staring at me accusingly and silently asking me why I chose to read this.

Great chapter, although I am seriously considering stopping reading this until my inhaler isn't 100 miles away. Unfortunately, the only other option is revision, and if I do happen to expire due to an overdose of hilarity, I'm sure they'll let me out of exams...
Emily chapter 5 . 1/2/2014
I have to say that I've read this chapter alone a good half a dozen times, just for the Draco and Harry scene in Madam Malkin's. Sometimes I read it silently. Sometimes, usually when I'm alone, I read it out-loud uninhibitedly. Regardless of the mode of reading, raucous laughter always follows. Always. Thank you for this delightfully believable moment of hilarity.
G Fawkes chapter 5 . 12/31/2013
Why does Mokeskin QX31 make me think you drive an Infinity? It must be a VERY nice pouch.

I really figured McGonnagall only went for one of the 'three G's- Glenlivet, Glennfidditch, or Glennmorangie . (wish I could, but Spring Break 'Lauderdale' 84' still haunts me to this day)

After the Malkin's scene, I now officially love this fic.
Cookie-the-Rookie chapter 5 . 12/29/2013
This was great, this was friggin brilliant!HAHA!
J'aimel'anime44163 chapter 5 . 12/29/2013
Good Lord, this chapter just killed me. McGonagall's reaction as well as Lucius were downright perfect!
CMVreud chapter 5 . 12/28/2013
Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
Damn, I needed that laugh.
My sides hurt.
I have not laughed that hard in the (at least) last three months.
Rational!Harry meeting Draco is a crowning moment of awesome funny.
Again, as I reread it.
Oh Eurydice chapter 5 . 12/27/2013
it's two in the morning and i really should go to sleep but i so do not want to XD
heaven's-myth chapter 5 . 12/22/2013
I laughed so hard at the end of th chapter! My belly! Rofl your Harry is awesome! I love that personality of his!
USMCcAnthem chapter 5 . 12/20/2013
Oh my goodness! *collapses in fit of laughter* That was too funny! I love this so far and am looking forward to reading more!
AngelWitch chapter 5 . 12/16/2013
I loved the scene in the robe shop! Loved it, loved it, loved it!
Obsessive Consumptive Reader chapter 5 . 12/15/2013
Please do the slight favor of explaining to me what the FUCK I just witnessed?

This was both horrifying and epic. I am, like Madame Malkin, almost paralyzed with laughter.
The Scribbly Knave chapter 5 . 12/13/2013
I nearly snorted myself into hyperventilating so far! I've never read HP fanfiction so good! Where has this been?
alien7676 chapter 5 . 12/13/2013
Oh my, that chapter makes that story into one of my most favourite so far. I didn't laught like that for a long time.
lacomtessa chapter 5 . 12/13/2013
Oh my God, this chapter had me on my knees, roaring with laughter.
Emilise284 chapter 5 . 12/12/2013
Every time I read this chapter it leaves me in fits of giggles and with tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. In fact, the first time I read it, I believe I literally rolled on the floor trying to get a hold of myself. Well done, and thank you!
Dawn Darkling chapter 5 . 12/12/2013
I was going to wait until I was finished with this story to comment, but I couldn't resist after this chapter.
I was literally ROFL-ing in the last few paragraphs (yes, I was lying on the ground reading this.)
It's also nice to see that your version of HP does have some natural character-flaws as opposed to being a sort of male mary-sue in respects to his personality. I thoroughly enjoy reading about the little things that HP does from one minute to the next.
jeffs87 chapter 5 . 12/10/2013
hilarious
Naja chapter 5 . 12/6/2013
I hope that if you read my reviews, you do not get bored or want me to shut the hell up... But oh my god I read the bit with Draco and Harry over again and I was laughing so much, my dad was staring at me, obviously thinking about what a fool I am. Draco was one of my favourite characters, and you made him better. I am definitely reading more right now!
May chapter 5 . 12/4/2013
"Madam Malkin looked back silently for four seconds, and then cracked up. She fell against the wall, wheezing out laughter, and that set off both of her assistants, one of whom fell to her hands and knees on the floor, giggling hysterically." I've found this part unnecessary exaggerated.
And I believe you've been using the "italic" way too often. It's good to punctuate a word or two, but after a couple of paragraphs my mind felt tired from all of it.

E.g ""Where are you going?" Harry inquired. "Just in case, you know, something does happen."
McGonagall gave Harry a hard look. "I am going there," she said, pointing at a building across the street which showed the sign of a wooden keg, "and buying a drink, which I desperately need. You are to get fitted for your robes, nothing else. I will come back to check up on you shortly, and I expect to find Madam Malkin's shop still standing and not in any way on fire."
FireInLife chapter 5 . 11/29/2013
Oh god, this story is just making my day. I haven't read a story this humorous for quite some time 3
onlytoask chapter 5 . 11/28/2013
This is a special kind of good. I'm not even all that into HP either. I've been mostly reading Naruto fics for a year so I'm actually rather surprised that I like this as much as I do.
Vetr chapter 5 . 11/27/2013
This chapter is, without any doubt, the most rofl-worthy thing on the entire internet.
thad.smith chapter 5 . 11/26/2013
Hahaha almost died luaghing
deathlyHealer chapter 5 . 11/21/2013
Oh, shite. I know why now. Why you said that thing about chapter five in the first chapter. Oh, gosh! That was hilarious! Absolutely brilliant :D
Richardtylr chapter 5 . 11/15/2013
The fitting in the robe shop was just absolutely wonderful. Thank you so very much for that..
Guest chapter 5 . 11/10/2013
I really don't know what to say. That was absolutely incredible. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard!
ann chevrefils chapter 5 . 11/9/2013
I've read it before and I'm reading it again. Gut wrenching laughter and tears streaming both times. Must go blow my nose now and calm myself for the next chapter.
Lexi chapter 5 . 11/7/2013
HI! I know I am unfathomably late in discovering this work, but I absolutely *have* to tell you, I have NEVER loved a Draco/Harry interaction more than the one in this chapter! I am a pretty avid angst-master-Draco fan, and to be quite honest, Cannon Harry has always gotten a bit on my nerves, but both of your OOCs are completely perfect and I adore them. You've struck a gorgeous balance between whimsy and angst and I just needed to share some love with you! I have very high hopes for the rest of this fic. Thank you!
Tanya Dmello chapter 5 . 11/4/2013
hey man,

i really love what u've done with the story. i honestly cant stop laughing my sides hurt and i have tears in my eyes and have'nt experienced either of these symptoms in a long time. Thank u so much. U have fully succeeded in your intended mission, if ur mission was to have ppl burst from the seams with laughter that is.
You have wonderful sense of humor and my greatest wish for u my friend is that u never lose it through this long and arduous journey called life. Cheers !
DeletedAccount3498 chapter 5 . 11/2/2013
Hahaha, this is HARILIOUS! Oh, I loved the irony, and how for a second in the text, Harry, Draco, Malfoy and Mcgonagall were all trading each other compliments, and how Harry manipulated them all! And the explanation of fundamental attribution error was also interesting, I never knew such a thing existed, and now I do!

I can't wait for the next chapter, though one thing that I feel this story is lacking in is a Hagrid - he had such a close relationship with Harry in the first few chapters of the book, and as much as this Mcgonagal/Harry relationship is playing out, I feel it just can't compare to the warmth and welcome of Hagrid/Harry. Especially as at that time, it was Harry's first trip to the visiting world, and he wasn't as confident about his abilities/self as he is in this fanfiction. But overall it is still great. :)
ShockedAndAmused chapter 5 . 11/2/2013
oh dearie me oh my, how best to describe...came for the pottercast recommendation, stayed for the absolute hilariousness. well done. i suspect i'll be up all night reading. have a marvelous day, you marvelous writer. :)
Guest chapter 5 . 10/30/2013
this could quite possibly be the most entertaining story i have ever read. Funnies book ever so far. Good job!
Guest chapter 5 . 10/24/2013
PFfft! I literally cracked up! Oh Mah Gawd! This is great xD Just great!
willam and jack and jake chapter 5 . 10/22/2013
lol lol nice i read the comic version too.
Bleuwolf13 chapter 5 . 10/20/2013
It is official.
This is THE funniest fanfiction I have ever read. Ever.
Need I say any more?
RoyalGrantssim chapter 5 . 10/19/2013
this is amazing i love this book!
omg this harry is soo funny..
ill enjooooy reading this soooo much
Jestrbob chapter 5 . 10/12/2013
"Less Wrong" Is that really you? I would like to say you've inspired me to write. I wish to be just like you.

That has to be a the funniest gag, I ever read in a potter fanfic. My eyes are still leaking. This Harry potter with a real sense of humor is going to be good.

OH MY! 98 chapters... you had so much fun!

I am glad I have a weeks vacation... This going to be so much fun!
LValeria chapter 5 . 10/9/2013
Chapter 5 is where it really hits its stride? laughing aloud when reading is a very good sign I think :D
Loved it.
Aldergrace chapter 5 . 10/6/2013
This. Is the greatest thing. In the history of things.
Arrogantt chapter 5 . 10/6/2013
You look just about exactly like your father, James, the year he first attended Hogwarts. And I can attest on the basis of personality alone that you are related to the Scourge of Gryffindor

Okay, I laughed here.

And at the end; Harry befriending Draco? Okay, I would've snorted water up my nose if I had my drinking bottle nearby.

When Mcgonagall needs a drink, of all people, you KNOW it's going to be awesome!
taimu shu chapter 5 . 10/6/2013
death by laughter maybe a real possibility for me now
The Dolma chapter 5 . 10/5/2013
I CANT STOP LAUGHING!
Sar'Kalu chapter 5 . 10/2/2013
Blimey, I think I cracked a rib! I cannot say how genius that was, but I believe that you are clearly a genius of extreme hilarity.
Guest chapter 5 . 9/23/2013
That is quite possibly the best first meeting, and one of my favorite scenes ever with Draco and Harry. I cannot thank or praise you enough for writing that! Also, if I'm not being too annoying, this whole thing is great. I really love scientific Harry, and this is a great version of that. And not only because you know(or at least look up) more then just a few theories of evolution and call him a genius.
kheelwithit chapter 5 . 9/21/2013
This was the most peculiar set of circumstances. For it I think this deserves a place in my favorites.
Draco was spot on.
Lucius even more so.
Words fail to tell exactly how happy I am that you have written this.
Barbara chapter 5 . 9/17/2013
I hope that the scientific talk gets toned down a little. Instead of sounding intelligent, Harry sounds like someone who is trying too hard to sound intelligent. It has the opposite of what I presume to be the intended effect. Instead of sounding like a really bright real kid, he sounds like someone who looked up a lot of stuff on the internet and tried to force it into conversations.
I love you chapter 5 . 9/11/2013
I have seen this story through out the site over the last couple of months but it didn't sound very good to me. You were quite right that it came into itself around ch 5! Your writing is brilliant and I love your portrayed of harry. The constant laughing is just an added bonus!
someone chapter 5 . 9/10/2013
I have never read a fanfiction as fascinating as this! I have only read up till here but is truly impressive. How do you even remember all those facts. I just had to write this. I really enjoy this story!
Anjalyn chapter 5 . 8/29/2013
omg- I loved the bit with Draco! Cracked me up - have tears from laughing so hard! Good show, mate!
Thatched Roof chapter 5 . 8/29/2013
Oh God...that was hilarious! My stomach hurts.
Fantasy Boudicca chapter 5 . 8/27/2013
Harry Potter: King of Wizard Trolls. Trolls every other person he meets.
spincrus chapter 5 . 8/26/2013
This one is definitely the most lovely piece of fanart i've ever come up with. What makes it even sweeter is the way you blend it with cool scientific facts which i always loved to read. And the pure sense of humour that made me nearly cry from laughing, just as the scene in madam malkin's into the bargain - this fic just plain awesomeness!

I'm eager to read more and comment more after finishing. Cheers!
Waffles Risa chapter 5 . 8/22/2013
I HAVE LITERALLY DIED WITH LAUGHTER.
transpinestwins chapter 5 . 8/22/2013
H-help! I c-can't stop laughing!

Oh my /gosh/ that is totally how it should have gone in the books. I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard! Also, from chapter 3, I wish our household had a 'go in and look around whenever you walk by a bookstore you've never been in before' rule. Instead it's more like my mom drags me along to go clothes shopping by bribing me with a trip to the bookstore afterwards. Which is a bit backwards for a teenage girl, but oh well.
Honorius12 chapter 5 . 8/20/2013
My head asplode. Good job.
Guest chapter 5 . 8/20/2013
...OK, I read the scene in the robe shop...You know how people say they 'haven't laughed that hard in years'?

Well I can honestly say I don't think I've EVER laughed that hard.

I had the same reaction as Madam Malkin, several paragraphs before I read her reaction, lol. Was literally laughing for over 10 min, and only lack of oxygen stopped me then.
natuzi chapter 5 . 8/18/2013
this so made my day!
laughed so much my sides hurt!
:D
Bellatrix567 chapter 5 . 8/15/2013
AMAZING! This is like a novel, except it's fanfiction and, being in 7th grade, I have no idea what half of the sciency stuff is, but still... Draco said he wanted to be in Gryffindor! YAY Harry!
goldspears chapter 5 . 8/15/2013
You're a wonderful, wonderful person.

This is hilarious, the part with Draco Malfroy was amazing.

And I'm pretty sure you don't bash. You wonderful person, you.

dreaming x
GrauSturm chapter 5 . 8/13/2013
You almost choked me with my own laughter! Murderer!
Guest chapter 5 . 8/9/2013
damn! hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
JustAFool chapter 5 . 8/8/2013
Now that was gold.
Zayad chapter 5 . 8/6/2013
I have no idea what happened here but it was hilarious
somethingborrowed3 chapter 5 . 8/6/2013
When you said in your profile to keep readers entertained by seriously mixing the original source material up, you weren't kidding. So far, I like this new Harry Potter, and I've been enjoying this new setting that you've put him in. But the humor in this chapter was not something I was expecting when I first began reading, so thank you. This is an excellent work.
DaftDruid chapter 5 . 8/5/2013
OMG, CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING!
CrimsonMaiden716 chapter 5 . 8/2/2013
I love your story so much I almost cried reading chapter 5 I was laughing so hard! And here I was being all skeptical about reading any type of Harry Potter fanfiction. Ever. I'm already thinking it's going to be impossible to find another Harry Potter story that tops this. Priceless!
Netchka chapter 5 . 7/31/2013
Gad! Don't do that! It's going to take me forever to read this fic. Every five minutes I have to wipe my eyes so I can see the words. :-) And to stop laughing. :-) :-) :-)
Pavel.Fr chapter 5 . 7/31/2013
I can't stop laughing! THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR WRITING THIS!
NewWings chapter 5 . 7/31/2013
Okay, this fic is amazing. It's official. Your fic is absolutely amazing. You've done a really good job so far and I look forwards to reading the remaining 91 chapters, unless of course you update while I am getting through this. But I really don't want to think about the possible fluctuations in the number of chapters that I have left to read. And I just jynxed myself. Of course.
Kallios the Scholar chapter 5 . 7/30/2013
Oh, the places where flattery can get you. Great job. You made me snort yogurt out my nose from laughing.

Again.
Guest chapter 5 . 7/25/2013
this is probably the only story in fanfiction that has actually had me giggling hysterically. I love it :)
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