Thanks for keeping this beauty available, so fun to stop by for a re-read! So much love for this story.

Love these added pandemic season chapters. This Edward was made for a medical crisis. Protocol 3B, and the fact that Bella shocked him by knowing what it said - lols! Thanks for adding a lot of levity to anxious times. Maybe Dr. Fauci will stop by Edward's house next, now that'd be awesome! With Rachel Maddow and Joy Reid! ahhhh ;)

Omg this gets better after each paragraph! And the ‘Flowers in the Attic’ reference?! AH-MA-ZING!

Ps: that movie was freakylike a bad car accident, you don’t want to see but can’t stop looking.

This is one of the funniest stories I’ve read in a long long. Time. I ADORED Edward!

He wants to jerk off with the lotion

Thanks for writing this wonderful story!

I was really enjoying the story until you brought politics into it. It is so draining and not what I want to read about on my down time. The whole entire government in a mess, they all seem to forget they work for us and the name calling back and forth is not helping anything.

Jasper is funny.

Lol

Very nice. Thank you for sharing. Would have liked Jessica to come crawling back to get kicked to the curb.

Awww... sweet in the end but poor Edward.

Nice...

How rude. Everyone decides to run for Edward’s empty unlocked apartment? Edward should have locked the door.

Funny

Bella was wrong to pressure Edward like she did, she should have been more considerate of him giving his word and insecurities where his parents are concerned. Maybe they could have taken a ride so Edward didn’t break his promise.