"This is madness!"
I immediately thought "This is Sparta!" when I read it.

That was one of the more enjoyable reads I've had in a while. Thanks!

Adding to Favorites.

This is simply delightful! Your 'playful banter' is among the best I've encountered.

I find myself pleased and impressed by your vocabulary. You use the right word - appanage, in this case - when the right word is available. Kudos!

This is a most riveting story. The level of anticipation you have so-subtly injected is quite delicious. When is Harry going to REALLY erupt?

Thank you for a great story

Hermione, a show-off? Wonders never cease . . .

Never read this one before. Thanks for sharing!

NTR ALERT HARRY IS WEARING A GREEN HAT

May be ur mother must have given someone else a blowjob like Hermione did and your father forgive her for that and that is why u r able to write such ridiculous story

wonderful read, thank you for writing and posting!

Good story

Why did Cedric have to die if the whole kidnapping of Harry happened just after Easter?

Muggle contacts could hide Harry's eyes

There are contacts to make your eyes look a different color and also alien, cats, vampire, etc.
There are (or should be) contacts that make eyes look normal

Hermione's dad trying to intimidate Harry is gross and not funny at all

Hey DerLaCroix...
The authors notes at the end of every chapter...
Well, it's a really poor attempt at humor don't quit your job...
It's fucking annoying and pointless