|Reviews for The Garrus Vakarian list|
| Turian-Archangel chapter 13 . 11/5/2013
I jave to say I absolutely loved this one. It was very entertaining. Would be cool if you could do a number two lol. Loved the other characters reactions to the jokes as well. Added a ton of personality.
| Animefreak Amii chapter 13 . 10/25/2013
THAT WAS LIKE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! I LOVE IT! SO FUNNY! :)
| Random person chapter 13 . 7/25/2013
"EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!"
| NothingSoSpecial chapter 1 . 7/7/2013
Oh, my God. Hilarious awesomeness at it's finest.
| Palaven Blues chapter 2 . 5/16/2013
This is fantastic.
| The Lone Deranger chapter 13 . 3/17/2013
HOLY SHIZZIT! This was great XD
| Iceworth chapter 1 . 11/19/2012
This fic is now headcanon. A would lol again.
| Eljay101 chapter 7 . 10/5/2012
OH MY GOD THOSE ARE HISTERICAL! I'M CRYING I'M LAUGHING SO HARD!
| Lithos Maitreya chapter 13 . 9/18/2012
This was an amazing experience. I will never tell another Chuck Norris joke.
There ARE no Chuck Norris jokes. Only Garrus Vakarian jokes.
You have done the world a favor with this.
| MAGGOT-FIC chapter 1 . 8/21/2012
P.S im the guy who said its mildly entertaining
| MAGGOT-FIC chapter 13 . 8/21/2012
this is 49 pages long in microsft word...holy CRAP
| anon72 chapter 1 . 8/11/2012
when you said chuck noris roadhouse kicked garruses sniper shot it probaly blew half the galaxy with sheer awsomnes and in deep space theres probaly a conversation going
"maybe we shouldnt kill all life in the galaxy this time”
"well were just giant robot space lobsters,what if its to awsome”
| Officer Hot-Pants chapter 13 . 7/30/2012
I think we may soon see wars breaking out as people rally behind the banners of Norris and Vakarien. You, dearest author, may have just created the successor to the Chuck Norris Fact. You should be proud... and possibly horribly, horribly ashamed...
If you haven't done so already, you really oughta do a crack-fic in which we see the results of legion's new-found faith during missions.
| Officer Hot-Pants chapter 4 . 7/30/2012
While I love all the legion ones, the final one for this chapter made me laugh so loud that I startled the dog. You could do a whole damn story with the legion ones, I think.
The moment I realized this was a "Norris List" for Garrus, I was in love. That love has not yet been disappointed. Once I'm finished, I think I'll mail a link to some friends of mine; they may love it even more than I am.
| Garrus Vakarian chapter 1 . 7/25/2012
i find all of the mildly intimidating
P.S. im printing this shit out!