Reviews for Strapped
gi-freakazoid chapter 2 . 4/6
Just purr and Jasper!
Oh my god this was sooooo awkward and yet so humorous!
LizziePaige chapter 1 . 3/8/2016
Hahahahaha! Seriously, that was so awkwardly hilarious I laughed out loud. Loved it!
PS: I know this contest is now years old, but I'm just finding some of these great contributions for older contests and I'm loving them :) xx
Jdifrans1 chapter 2 . 7/22/2014
This will always be my favorite o/s. Thank you!
alisapay1 chapter 2 . 12/27/2013
OMG so funny! I laughed so hard I choked! Thanks so much for writing! Mwah!
morena.davidson.3 chapter 2 . 8/10/2013
oh my goodness...i was snorting and laughing so hard i had to pause several times reading this...too funny! :)
FicFloveR chapter 1 . 11/22/2011
I have no words... but only because I'm laughing too damn hard to think of any!
kaypgirl chapter 2 . 11/7/2010
Hilarious. Rated M but I can't imagine anyone being turned on by this story, and I keep breaking out into laughter as I write this. I loved the end with Jasper, and the last line. This would be such an odd story if it wasn't for a contest about awkward situations. I also liked how it was two chapters. Great story.
OlYMPICOVEN chapter 2 . 7/3/2010
ahahhaha. wow...jasper's funny :)
izziey chapter 1 . 6/20/2010
i will definitely read the next chapter, just as soon as i change my pants. i seem to have wet them, and since the fun stuff hasn't can imagine why.

best use of broken glasswear ever!
twilight-is-lovee chapter 2 . 6/6/2010
LMFAO. There are no other words. This was purely hilarious!
ssarrahh chapter 2 . 5/1/2010
This might just be the funniest o/s I've ever read! By the end I was seriously doubled over laughing. Combined with my cold, I felt like I was going to die lol. This was amazing. I hope you do well in the contest.

kudos, good luck!
DameNellie chapter 2 . 4/29/2010
Holy shit. I had to read this entire chapter peeking from behind my hands. I had to stop several times because I was either cringing or laughing too hard. It was just about the funniest thing I've ever written.

And the end, oh my god! As if it wasn't mortifying enough!

Seriously guys, this was pure genius!
DameNellie chapter 1 . 4/29/2010
Oh holy mofo, that was hilarious! Edward was so adorably embarrassed. LOVE IT
owlsarebirdstoo chapter 2 . 4/27/2010
Holy effing sheet. People are giving me stink eye looks in the library beacause I cannot stop laughing. BRAVO!
CougaReader chapter 2 . 4/27/2010
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read: "I put a squirt of the slippery gel on my fingers, shut my eyes, and went for it. Suddenly, I was knuckles deep and thinking, 'Poop doesn't exist. It doesn't come out of there. No, it doesn't. Sunshine and rainbows. Not poop.'" And then there's Just-purr. Oh, I mean Jas-per! I had to cover my eyes at that.

My stomach hurts from laughing.
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