Reviews for Disgusting elves!
earthdragon chapter 1 . 4/17
It's certainly an eccentric habit but at least horses are herbivores that mainly eat grass, hay or bran, although I wouldn't fancy eating something that was covered with horse saliva. Personally, I think Legolas was lucky to keep his hand when he took the rest of that apple out of Arod's mouth. Definitely much wiser (and more hygienic) to cut the apple in half first.

Good story
Stormcutter684 chapter 1 . 2/14
Hahaha lol! Only a habit of Legolas'! That's really hilarious and cute. :D
I guess if it were a matter of life or death, starving or just pure I-don't-care love, that I'd share an apple with my horse.
I mean .. He's not THAT bad .. Maybe just a ... Bit slobbery?
Nako13yeh chapter 1 . 2/8
Legolas is so adorable here...
MiladyToast chapter 1 . 1/27
the amount of adorable legolas dorkiness here is so awesome. ( ' v ' )
Neon Wish chapter 1 . 1/26
ReadingWasNeverMyThing chapter 1 . 1/15
NirCele chapter 1 . 12/26/2014
Hahaha! Unbelievable that I haven't read this yet. Hilarious, utterly hilarious. XD Totally going on the favorite list. Ah, poor Legolas. I totally understand - I kind of do the sane thing, but I will eat of the apple (or sometimes carrot or celery or whatever) before the horse. Custom of the elves, indeed! ;-D
Cupcake155 chapter 1 . 11/24/2014
DragonKin Myrna chapter 1 . 10/20/2014
I loved this! I am a horse woman myself and I have shared apple slices with horses :) I hope you write more like this!
gisella89 chapter 1 . 9/2/2014
I really love this so much! I love the way it's written, the humor! I just adore it! And the kind of 'derpy' legolas sort of. Haha! I think it's sort of gross...
WandSparksRCoolerThanFireworks chapter 1 . 5/30/2014
Hilarious! Very well written too, it flowed perfectly :)
Anyale chapter 1 . 3/25/2014
Thescentofmoonlight chapter 1 . 1/13/2014
Ew... It's not stomach-turningly disgusting a habit, but it's far from nice.
iPodsAPP chapter 1 . 9/28/2013
The last time I rode a horse it sneezed on me XD
Tina chapter 1 . 7/18/2013
I think a horse would be the animal Id probably be the least upset to share an apple with...
Even though their drool/slobber would be a bit disgusting...

I cant imagine how people can kiss their dogs(or cats) on the mouth but be upset about this! They only eat plants(and grain)... And they dont have smelly breath like cats and dogs.
So other herbivores might still be somewhat ok.

But I grew up around horses, so I might be a bit weird)

But I really like your story :) Thanks! I really enjoyed reading it!
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