|Reviews for World of Weirdcraft|
| Kathryn Shadow chapter 6 . 1/5/2011
Dear Rassilon, how many TV Tropes references did you put IN here? XD
I am going to hug you again. -hugs again- Thank you for distracting me from my schoolwork. I needed another reason to procrastinate. :D
| KuroiHanabixShenny chapter 6 . 1/5/2011
"Right, yes, I'll tell her..." Sighs. Three years, and he's still 'young halfling'. Three months, and Penelope has become 'her Majesty'.
Penelope is of the opinion that if the shoe fits, then get it in every colour.
Everywhere is...white. There are rose petals. And candles. And lacy little throw-pillows. And – she's wearing something that makes her look like she lost a fight with a meringue. It has bows on it.
Penelope's eyes narrow. If this is Sheldor's idea of a prank...Then she brightens. Well, she'll just make him rip this silly thing off her, that's what.
"Yes, sweetie, and I'm sure you did it very well. I'm so proud of you." Penelope pats his shoulder. "Now give me that sword before you hurt yourself with it."
Trolls are notoriously not too bright. But nothing is quite dumb enough to stand and face a Hot Chick With a Sword, in a Blood-Splattered Wedding Dress, on a Roaring Rampage of Revenge.
"Sweetie, I'm not waiting around for anyone to rescue me. But when my boyfriend gets here, we're gonna kick your ass into the netherhells."
"My boyfriend's back, and there's gonna be trouble..." Penny sing-songs.
"Don't taunt the dungeon boss, dear, it's tacky." Sheldor shrugs off his cloak. "And put this on, you must be freezing."
"But...that's not how it's supposed to go." Bilpo wails. "He's the Sorcerous Overlord, you're the Damsel in Distress, you should be rescued from his clutches by the Plucky Underdog Hero."
"Look, I live in a mighty fortress, with the world's most powerful sorcerer, I have my own horde, I even have my own crown..." (She has a couple, actually. Some of them are a bit dented where the original owners were reluctant to part with them.) "You really expect me to give all of that up, just for some nice guy who thinks I'm pretty?"
"You are beginning to become...irksome."
"Is that another word for purple?" Penelope asks. "Puce is a funny word, too. I like the sound of it. Puuu-ce."
Behind him, there are the sounds of Penelope giving an object lesson in equality and choice and the right of a woman to have her own career. He winces, and hastens through the glowing gateway, to the familiar surroundings of the Dark Keep.
I Love You, Why people Can't see S/P is Better, Healthier and More Funny Relationship than the L/P Abusive "Thing", I mean, What are the Writers Thinking?, They're a Bunch of . . . (Breathe, Breathe . . . Let it Go, Let it Go *Deep Breathe* . . . I'm Cool, I'm Cool, Just Disappointed with the Show) Anyway, You're an Amazing Author and Can't Wait to Read more from You
| Deleted Deleted Account chapter 6 . 1/5/2011
Oh my freakin' hell! I laughed so hard at Bilpo and Lorro's wail "but it's in the script!" LOL! They can try to force their way, but Sheldor and Queen P won't be denied! :D
Daneel needs to go find Wicked Witch Winkle to share his ambrosia with!
| redgrunt84 chapter 5 . 1/3/2011
This chapter was priceless. It is the little comments that make this story a true gem.
"the locals use it for deliveries" "credit is not generally offered". There are too many to mention.
I envy how you can insert a well placed dry phrase and create a memorably funny comment.
| TempestJo chapter 4 . 1/3/2011
LMFAO... I don't usually read AU, but this was too funny to stop!
| Fayth3 chapter 5 . 1/3/2011
The bard that tells the tale so keen
Of Sheldor and his mighty Queen
has depth and life and a power beyond
and of this pair does keep us fond.
She wields her magic, brings the fun
and really is just fricking awesome.
| Kathryn Shadow chapter 5 . 1/3/2011
You win. I have mentioned that, yes?
| Trbl chapter 5 . 1/2/2011
I saw that you had updated this and did a little happy dance. My daughter thinks I've lost it...she has no idea.
So happy there's a new chapter *sighs happily* even though it was too short *whines piteously*
But so amazing and wonderful. I love that you're filling in more of the back story. I think the balrog is my favorite. That and Penelope throwing trainee in the moat. I can so see it :)
Lovely, thank you so much.
| KariSilver chapter 5 . 1/2/2011
I can't believe how much I love this! :D
| JourneyFawkes chapter 5 . 1/2/2011
I was so happy when i saw this update! Poor Sheldor will never be able to resist his new queen x3
| Julnyes chapter 5 . 1/2/2011
Whoopee another installment in this fantastically fun world!
| lmp90 chapter 1 . 1/2/2011
FYI, Sheldon and Penny were playing Age of Conan, not World of Warcraft.
| jennieman chapter 5 . 1/2/2011
Yay! An update! I love this story so much. Every time I read a new chapter, I just sit in front of the computer giggling and squealing like a little school girl :P Thank you for being so awesome!
| KuroiHanabixShenny chapter 5 . 1/2/2011
Due to the fact that very few adventurers actually return down the road, credit is not generally offered
Penelope threw the last one into the moat. She'll put up with the skeleton warriors, the witch in the cellars, even Shlaym, but mad-eyed redheads in purple drapery screeching at her that they worship her boyfriend as a demigod, just...no
Behind her, Tranquillity bats the headless corpse around, worries at it."Don't play with your food, sweetie." Penelope admonishes
"They followed me home. Can I keep them?"
Big eyes, and a little pout. "Please?"
"I got my own loyal horde. Go me!"
Penelope unleashes her greatest and most terrible weapon. She opens her eyes very wide, and her lower lip trembles
ROFL d(*-*) I Love WoW, Jealous Penny! Yay!
I Hope to see more of this 'Verse :)
| kumikokat chapter 5 . 1/2/2011
You have restored my faith in humanity. I thank you.