Reviews for The Denouement Of Suzumiya Haruhi
Alysia Of The Pen chapter 46 . 11/28/2016
So this was AMAZING! I'm not certain I understand the ending, and I had hoped to see Asakura again (because Asakura/Koizumi was so good here.). But I like it. It's amazingly coherent as a piece. Thanks for sharing this with us :)
Alysia Of The Pen chapter 43 . 11/28/2016
AWESOME
Alysia Of The Pen chapter 34 . 11/28/2016
WHAT
Alysia Of The Pen chapter 33 . 11/28/2016
Ooohh. I hadn't reached the novel with Fujiwara in it yet, but I'm excited! Been forgetting to review as I go through this faster and faster, but aside from some typos and forgotten prepositions, I've been loving it :)
Alysia Of The Pen chapter 20 . 11/28/2016
Glad to see a more normal (kinda) Ryoko! While I sympathize with Yuki, Kyon made the right decision.
Alysia Of The Pen chapter 12 . 11/27/2016
lol poor Itsuki-chan. The world-building (and Haruhi's lack of it) is good for riffs and avoiding random encounters at least. And it adds to the creepiness.
Alysia Of The Pen chapter 7 . 11/27/2016
Hot damn, she goes to host bars? Can't say I expected it. I get 'who' Uru is now, but I'm not sure I understand her place yet.
Alysia Of The Pen chapter 5 . 11/27/2016
I love this new world! At first I thought you were using the world from the spin-off set in the Disappearance universe, and there are some similarities, but I like that Haruhi actually changed for once. Very curious as to who or what the little girl is and where Kyon's family is.
Haruhi haters chapter 1 . 3/7/2016
Haruhi shoved through the halls of school. She had the worst possible week ever. First Mikuru even alongside Yuki and Itsuki rejected her and left her after Kyon to comfort him instead of her, the whole entire SOS Brigade was finally, entirely disbanded at last now and when she tried to force, kidnap and recruit anybody and anybody else to join the SOS Brigade club, everybody and everybody else strongly, bravely rejected them and told her nobody nor nobody else ever even wants to be her slaves. 'OH, I HATE THAT STUPID KYON!' she thought grimly before she scoffed in her mind. 'Humph!.' She gave an annoyed growl as she was shoved to the ground and fell onto the floor. Groaning in pain she looked up to see the person who had thrown her down. It was Mikuru. Her face was covered with shock and regret. She hesitantly stretched out her hand to help the girl but Haruhi didn't take it. She helped herself up and glared daggers at her former friend. "Sorry, Miss Suzumiya, I didn't mean to," Mikuru said politely. Haruhi gave Mikuru a very cold look. "I'm sure you didn't," Haruhi shouted with pure rage. She gave her long brown hair a fling and continued ranting, raving and raging at Mikuru. "Like how you didn't mean to become my worst enemy and like how you didn't mean to throw a real sliver, friendship bracelet on the ground and like how you didn't mean to become friends with my worst enemies just to turn against me and like how you didn't mean to stand up to me, betray me and disband the whole entire SOS Brigade just to get your freedom back whatever and whatever I took away from you and Kyon-" "Oh shut up!" Mikuru shouted back at her. "You're trying to make me feel bad. Guess what, Miss Suzumiya, it's not working! Try all you want to make me feel horrible but it's never going to work! I'm happy and you can't change that! The only tyrannical false friend here is you! The one who's a really a real spoiled brat!" Haruhi couldn't control her boiling anger and rage. Without warning she was about to slap Mikuru in the face with a murderous look on her face but Mikuru grabbed her wrist just in time because she was glad that she was against Haruhi. "Still happy now, Mikuru? I hope you're happy now!" Haruhi demanded and screamed at Mikuru and was about to shoot an energy beam at her when... "Ahh!" Mikuru as she was thrown once again to the ground. She moaned in pain at her aching back. Mikuru looked up cheerfully at her saviors. It was her new group of friends. Yuki was in a fighting stance, eyes focused on her opponent. Tsuruya rushed over to Mikuru and asked her if she was okay. Mikuru nodded. Kikyou glared at Yuki with pure betrayal and hatred and was about to move but Yuki kicked her in the stomach. Haruhi screamed in agony and griped on to Yuki's leg, pulling her down to the ground with her. "Kyon," she said meekly and rolled over on her back before standing. "Help me please." Kyon turned his head away. Haruhi turned to look at the fallen Yuki. She didn't get to hurt the girl in anyway. Itsuki gripped her by her shoulders. "No way you're going to hit her," he whispered. Haruhi was shocked as she was already betrayed by Itsuki before she whirled around angrily, opened her mouth to reply but received a punch in the face from Itsuki leaving her unconscious.
Haruhi haters chapter 1 . 3/7/2016
Haruhi, in her growing anger, wanted to get revenge on Kyon, Mikuru, even Yuki, and Itsuki for their disagreement with her. Haruhi Suzumiya was in a mood and whenever Haruhi Suzumiya was in a mood, especially a really bad and miserable mood, she made everybody else around her just as miserable and unhappy as she is. She woke up at 9:30 feeling crummy, even sleeping with her imaginations hadn't helped. When mother made her breakfast, she "harrumphed" and pushed the plate away, saying that she wasn't very hungry. Mrs. Suzumiya saw that her Haruhi was in one of her moods and sighed. "Honey, do you want anything to drink for breakfast?-" "Go away." Haruhi growled with pure disgust. Mrs. Suzumiya frowned so she scolded her spoiled, bratty daughter. "Now young lady, don't talk to me like that. Just because you're unable to get your own way all the time nor all the other time doesn't give you the right to abuse anybody nor anybody else so why can't you get along with the others? Why can't you accept and deal with things? Why can't you respect authorities? Why can't you respect and think of other people's feelings, choices and opinions? Why can't you apologize to the others? Why can't you control and behave yourself? Why can't you be more like other people?-"
"YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!" Haruhi yelled, jumping down from her chair and storming off, still in a bad mood. Mrs. Suzumiya sighed and sat down in the chair. She sipped her coffee, wishing that she could say something, ANYTHING that would make Haruhi progress, behave better and change for the better. Haruhi stormed to her room, got dressed in record speed, and then she snuck out of her house from the tree that grew near her window, not wanting to see not only her mother's, Kyon's nor Mikuru's faces ever again. She carefully made her way down from the tree, doll in her pocket. She finally climbed down and walked across the grass, around the house and down the street, deciding to go wherever and wherever she wants wherever and wherever else she never ever even wants nor has to run into Kyon ever again.
Haruhi haters chapter 1 . 3/7/2016
The next day, Haruhi woke up in her room with her face and head aching and stinging from all of the smashing, punching and slapping it had taken the day before. She wailed as she felt her face and head. There were few bandages on her cuts and slap marks on her face. Her nurse aided them while she slept and a large breakfast had been prepared by her servants. Haruhi walked to her mirror and looked at herself as she ran her hands over her head and face. It reminded her of yesterday's incident at North High School and caused her to grow easily, purely angry at all of them including the four of them, especially her former slaves, Kyon and Mikuru even alongside Yuki and Itsuki who just already broke, cut and sever all the ties and all the other ties with her all because they were fed up with her tyrannical behavior so none of them want nothing nor nothing else to do with her anymore so she extremely, purely felt whole huge entire depressed rage burning and all the blood boiling up inside of her as usual. "Here, here, princess. I have your breakfast, especially prepared for a poor girl who had a rough day. This is a large feast, prepared just for you, princess." It was her servant bringing her a large grand breakfast but Haruhi said neither nothing nor nothing else but continued to glare at her head and face in the mirror as she was still silently fuming about all of her former slaves and other former slaves with pure rage, hatred and disgust. "Princess ... come and get your delicious meal." She took Haruhi under her arm and walked her over to the table to sit her down for the meal but Haruhi just finally exploded with pure rage at the top of her lungs. "NO! I DON'T WANT THIS! GET IT OUT OF MY ROOM!" Haruhi screamed. "But Haruhi, we spent all morning preparing this for you. You looked so tired when you arrived back from yesterday. What happened yesterday, Haruhi?" "WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS SO NOW GET THIS OUT OF HERE ALREADY!" Haruhi demanded the servants to remove the feast from her chamber. They looked at each other as they were puzzled. One of them begun to lift Haruhi onto the chair so that she could spoon-feed her. "You love our meals, Haruhi." She said as she moved the spoon towards Haruhi's mouth. "Here it comes ... open wide ... just take small little bites–" Haruhi angrily knocked the spoon out of her hand. "I SAID TAKE IT AWAY!" She threw plate thrown across the chamber. Then she got up on the table and begun ruining the food, squashing the fruits, tearing the fish and throwing all of it into the shallow pool below. Soon the table was overturned and she continued to throw food at the servants. They watched in horror as Haruhi ruined the feast they had prepared for her. A few hours later another servant arrived at her chamber. "Good day, princess." Haruhi rudely ignored him. "You've quite made a mess. Your parents are unimpressed so they would like you to clean it up. All of it. It's an insult to all who have lived in this chamber before you chose to desecrate it as you've done. It's also an insult your attendants who prepared your breakfast this morning today–" "YOU CLEAN IT!" Haruhi rudely interrupted as she yelled. "Your parents asked you to clean it, young lady. I will not disrespect their wishes, and I know that you won't either. Now get to work." Haruhi rudely stuck her tongue out at the servant with pure disgust as she stamped, stomped and stormed to approach the soggy mess in the water now polluted with the foods from her breakfast. She snatched a cantaloupe before she threw it at him with pure rage, hatred and disgust. "That's quite enough. I will report your disobedience to your parents. Since you're unwilling to follow their orders as usual, I will send a group of my staff to your chamber to have it cleaned for you. They will not be happy with you and nor will your parents. You will now resume your regular duties for the day. Lord Jabu-Jabu is patiently awaiting his meal. Now go to the fountain and prepare it at once!" He departed angrily. "YOU STUPID SERVANTS!" Haruhi yelled as she rudely stuck her tongue out with pure disgust again. Haruhi usually refused to do her duty of preparing the daily meals for Lord Jabu-Jabu because she'll never ever even forget the day the S.O.S. Brigade club was already just disbanded all because of Haruhi's constant tyrannical, insufferable behavior so Kyon and Mikuru alongside Yuki and Itsuki were all finally fed up with her controlling, insufferable, tyrannical demands so they all ended their friendship with her for all eternity so they all broke, cut and severed all the ties and all the other ties with her for good. All of her former slaves and all of her other former slaves finally stood up to her at last just to tell her off to teach her lessons until she finally learned her lessons at last. Everybody and everybody else really hates her now with passions all because of her constant insufferable negativities. They all burned all of Mikuru's customs, deleted all the and all the other pictures of Mikuru, hacked their computer, broke their computer, stole their computer back, altered the S.O.S. Brigade, deleted all Mikuru posts and any articles, acted super normal during meetings just to teach her lessons she'll never ever even forget, all ignored her, say "Kyon, you're mine now!" then proceeded to to pounce on him and kissed him, brought Asakura back and set her on Kyon, stole all of their cameras, burned all the and all the other S.O.S. Brigade flyers. They all stormed out of the wretched club for good without any nor any other gratitude nor goodbye. Nobody nor nobody else could care less anymore at all. North High School is finally back to normal. Nobody nor nobody else ever even misses her at all. so they all won everything and everything else she had stolen from everybody and everybody else so they fortunately got their revenge on her just to easily teach her lessons just to win all of their freedom and all of their other freedom from her so they finally won against her so easily, strongly and bravely at last so they were much happier and better off without her. Everybody and everybody else was finally glad that North High School is finally back to normal all except Haruhi who really wasn't so she easily had taken not able to get everything nor everything else in her way all the time nor all the other time very badly to the worst, hard and the hardest. Haruhi was betrayed by all of her four former slaves, Kyon, Yuki, Mikuru and Itsuki so they rather help their own worst enemies just to easily punish Haruhi so Haruhi won't get away with murder anymore nor any other more. Hopefully, Haruhi will never ever even take all of their freedom and all of their other freedom away from them ever again. Haruhi always has lots of serious rage issues as usual. A few days ago, Haruhi had forgotten to arrive at the fountain to feed Lord Jabu-Jabu all because she was too busy having too many and many other angry thoughts about all of her former slaves and all of her former slaves. Man, that cantankerous brat never ever even learns. When she came the next day, one of the Japanese servants said to her. "Now, Haruhi, you forgot to feed Lord Jabu-Jabu yesterday, and he was very hungry. I had to feed him for you and his meal was three hours late! Try to arrive timely everyday to feed the great lord. You owe your heritage to him and forgetting to feed him is a clear sign of disrespect and directly against orders from your parents." Haruhi angrily yelled with pure rage. "I DON'T CARE! NOBODY GIVES ME ORDERS! I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE I'M A PRINCESS AND YOU'RE A STUPID SERVANT!" "That's not very polite, Haruhi. Respect is something all Japanese royals alongside all the other Japanese royals have for each other regardless of their position or title. You should be controlling your anger and your temper more, Miss Suzumiya. You should be more respectful, more polite and nicer to the others too, young lady! Everybody and everybody else is having hard times getting along with you because of your aggressiveness and aggression also!" Haruhi rudely stuck her tongue out at the servant with pure disgust, stamped, stomped and stormed to prepare the meal. She caught large fishes from the water, threw them on large trays as she just violently banged and slammed the large tray down in front of Jabu-Jabu as loud as possible. She glared at him with a entirely, purely disgusted, hateful, dirty, cold, stuck-up look as she impatiently yelled. "WELL JUST HURRY UP AND TAKE IT ALREADY! I SHOULDN'T EVER EVEN BE FEEDING YOU. I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS AND YOU'RE A...YOU'RE JUST A... BIG...OLD, UGLY WHALE!" She rudely shouted insults at him in pure disgust before she stamped, stomped and stormed off away. As if on cue, Haruhi's yelling was still heard from the outside. It wasn't too long when she emerged from outside with her face still entirely beat red, her hands still tightly balled up in fists and her teeth were still gnashed with pure rage, hatred and disgust. "WELL ORDINARY SUCKS ANYWAY!" Haruhi shouted at the top of her lungs with pure rage at the top of her lungs as she begun to turn to stamp, stomp and storm away from the room before she begun storming, stomping and stamping down the hallway. Everybody and everybody else suddenly stopped what they were doing as they watched Haruhi stamp, stomp and storm down the hallway. Haruhi ignored them for she knew they all were giving her their undivided attention. Then she finally made it to her room at last so she violently slammed the door open, stormed, stomped, stamped in and violently slammed the door with an entirely loud shut and bang, with so much forces that it echoed throughout the halls. Everybody and everybody else looked at each other in confusion. The door opened violently and was slammed with a loud SHUT and BANG. A very pissed off Haruhi stomped up into her room not even saying anything nor anything else.
Haruhi haters chapter 1 . 2/2/2016
The next day, Haruhi woke up in her room with her face and head aching from all of the smashing, punching and slapping it had taken the day before. She wailed as she felt her face and head. There were few bandages on her cuts and slap marks on her face. Her nurse aided them while she slept and a large breakfast had been prepared by her servants. Haruhi walked to her mirror and looked at herself as she ran her hands over her head and face. It reminded her of yesterday's incident at North High School and caused her to grow easily, purely angry at all of them including the four of them, especially her former slaves, Kyon and Mikuru even alongside Yuki and Itsuki who just already broke, cut and sever all the ties and all the other ties with her all because they were fed up with her tyrannical behavior so none of them want nothing nor nothing else to do with her anymore so she extremely, purely felt whole huge entire depressed rage burning and all the blood boiling up inside of her as usual. "Here, here, princess. I have your breakfast, especially prepared for a poor girl who had a rough day. This is a large feast, prepared just for you, princess." It was her servant bringing her a large grand breakfast but Haruhi said neither nothing nor nothing else but continued to glare at her head and face in the mirror as she was still silently fuming about all of her former slaves and other former slaves with pure rage, hatred and disgust. "Princess ... Come and get your delicious meal." She took Haruhi under her arm and walked her over to the table to sit her down for the meal but Haruhi just finally exploded with pure rage at the top of her lungs. "NO! I DON'T WANT THIS! GET IT OUT OF MY ROOM!" Haruhi screamed. "But Haruhi, we spent all morning preparing this for you. You looked so tired when you arrived back from yesterday. What happened yesterday, Haruhi?" "WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS SO NOW GET THIS OUT OF HERE ALREADY!" Haruhi demanded the servants to remove the feast from her chamber. They looked at each other as they were puzzled. One of them begun to lift Haruhi onto the chair so that she could spoon-feed her. "You love our meals, Haruhi." She said as she moved the spoon towards Haruhi's mouth. "Here it comes ... open wide ... just take small little bites–" Haruhi angrily knocked the spoon out of her hand. "I SAID TAKE IT AWAY!" She threw plate thrown across the chamber. Then she got up on the table and begun ruining the food, squashing the fruits, tearing the fish and throwing all of it into the shallow pool below. Soon the table was overturned and she continued to throw food at the servants. They watched in horror as Haruhi ruined the feast they had prepared for her. A few hours later another servant arrived at her chamber. "Good day, princess." Haruhi rudely ignored him. "You've quite made a mess. Your parents are unimpressed so they would like you to clean it up. All of it. It is an insult to all who have lived in this chamber before you chose to desecrate it as you've done. It is also an insult your attendants who prepared your breakfast this morning today–" "YOU CLEAN IT!" Haruhi rudely interrupted as she yelled. "Your parents asked you to clean it, young lady. I will not disrespect their wishes, and I know that you won't either. Now get to work." Haruhi rudely stuck her tongue out at the servant with pure disgust as she stamped, stomped and stormed to approach the soggy mess in the water now polluted with the foods from her breakfast. She snatched a cantaloupe before she threw it at him with pure rage, hatred and disgust. "That's quite enough. I will report your disobedience to your parents. Since you're unwilling to follow their orders as usual, I will send a group of my staff to your chamber to have it cleaned for you. They will not be happy with you and nor will your parents. You will now resume your regular duties for the day. Lord Jabu-Jabu is patiently awaiting his meal. Now go to the fountain and prepare it at once!" He departed angrily. "YOU STUPID SERVANTS!" Haruhi yelled as she rudely stuck her tongue out with pure disgust again. Haruhi usually refused to do her duty of preparing the daily meals for Lord Jabu-Jabu because she'll never ever even forget the day the S.O.S. Brigade club was already just disbanded all because of Haruhi's constant tyrannical, insufferable behavior so Kyon and Mikuru alongside Yuki and Itsuki were all finally fed up with her controlling, insufferable, tyrannical demands so they all ended their friendship with her for all eternity so they all broke, cut and severed all the ties and all the other ties with her for good. All of her former slaves and all of her other former slaves finally stood up to her at last just to tell her off to teach her lessons until she finally learned her lessons at last. Everybody and everybody else really hates her now with passions all because of her constant insufferable negativities. They all burned all of Mikuru's customs, deleted all the and all the other pictures of Mikuru, hacked their computer, broke their computer, stole their computer back, altered the S.O.S. Brigade, deleted all Mikuru posts and any articles, acted super normal during meetings just to teach her lessons she'll never ever even forget, all ignored her, say "Kyon, you're mine now!" then proceeded to to pounce on him and kissed him, brought Asakura back and set her on Kyon, stole all of their cameras, burned all the and all the other S.O.S. Brigade flyers. They all stormed out of the wretched club for good without any nor any other gratitude nor goodbye. Nobody nor nobody else could care less anymore at all. North High School is finally back to normal. Nobody nor nobody else ever even misses her at all. so they all won everything and everything else she had stolen from everybody and everybody else so they fortunately got their revenge on her just to easily teach her lessons just to win all of their freedom and all of their other freedom from her so they finally won against her so easily, strongly and bravely at last so they were much happier and better off without her. Everybody and everybody else was finally glad that North High School is finally back to normal all except Haruhi who really wasn't so she easily had taken not able to get everything nor everything else in her way all the time nor all the other time very badly to the worst, hard and the hardest. Haruhi was betrayed by all of her four former slaves, Kyon, Yuki, Mikuru and Itsuki so they rather help their own worst enemies just to easily punish Haruhi so Haruhi won't get away with murder anymore nor any other more. Hopefully, Haruhi will never ever even take all of their freedom and all of their other freedom away from them ever again. Haruhi always has lots of serious rage issues as usual. A few days ago, Haruhi had forgotten to arrive at the fountain to feed Lord Jabu-Jabu all because she was too busy having too many and many other angry thoughts about all of her former slaves and all of her former slaves. Man, that cantankerous brat never ever even learns. When she came the next day, one of the Japanese servants said to her. "Now, Haruhi, you forgot to feed Lord Jabu-Jabu yesterday, and he was very hungry. I had to feed him for you and his meal was three hours late! Try to arrive timely everyday to feed the great lord. You owe your heritage to him and forgetting to feed him is a clear sign of disrespect and directly against orders from your parents." Haruhi angrily yelled with pure rage. "I DON'T CARE! NOBODY GIVES ME ORDERS! I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE I'M A PRINCESS AND YOU'RE A STUPID SERVANT!" "That's not very polite, Haruhi. Respect is something all Japanese royals alongside all the other Japanese royals have for each other regardless of their position or title. You should be controlling your anger and your temper more, Miss Suzumiya. You should be more respectful, more polite and nicer to the others too, young lady! Everybody and everybody else is having hard times getting along with you because of your aggressiveness and aggression also!" Haruhi rudely stuck her tongue out at the servant with pure disgust, stamped, stomped and stormed to prepare the meal. She caught large fishes from the water, threw them on large trays as she just violently banged and slammed the large tray down in front of Jabu-Jabu as loud as possible. She glared at him with a entirely, purely disgusted, hateful, dirty, cold, stuck-up look as she impatiently yelled. "WELL JUST HURRY UP AND TAKE IT ALREADY! I SHOULDN'T EVER EVEN BE FEEDING YOU. I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS AND YOU'RE A...YOU'RE JUST A... BIG...OLD, UGLY WHALE!" She rudely shouted insults at him in pure disgust before she stamped, stomped and stormed off away. As if on cue, Haruhi's yelling was still heard from the outside. It wasn't too long when she emerged from outside with her face still entirely beat red, her hands still tightly balled up in fists and her teeth were still gnashed with pure rage, hatred and disgust. "WELL ORDINARY REALITY SUCKS ANYWAY!" Haruhi shouted at the top of her lungs with pure rage at the top of her lungs as she begun to turn to stamp, stomp and storm away from the room before she begun storming, stomping and stamping down the hallway. Everybody and everybody else suddenly stopped what they were doing as they watched Haruhi stamp, stomp and storm down the hallway. Haruhi ignored them for she knew they all were giving her their undivided attention. Then she finally made it to her room. She violently slammed the door open, stormed, stomped, stamped in and violently slammed the door with an entirely loud shut and bang, with so much forces that it echoed throughout the halls. Everybody and everybody else looked at each other in confusion. The door opened violently and was slammed with a loud SHUT and BANG. A very pissed off Haruhi stomped up into her room not even saying anything nor anything else. Haruhi, in her growing a lo
Haruhi haters chapter 1 . 1/25/2016
The next day, Haruhi woke up in her room with her face and head aching from all of the smashing, punching and slapping it had taken the day before. She wailed as she felt her face and head. There were few bandages on her cuts and slap marks on her face. Her nurse aided them while she slept and a large breakfast had been prepared by her servants. Haruhi walked to her mirror and looked at herself as she ran her hands over her head and face. It reminded her of yesterday's incident at North High School and caused her to grow easily, purely angry at all of them including the four of them, especially her former slaves, Kyon and Mikuru even alongside Yuki and Itsuki who just already broke, cut and sever all the ties and all the other ties with her all because they were fed up with her tyrannical behavior so none of them want nothing nor nothing else to do with her anymore so she extremely, purely felt whole huge entire depressed rage burning and all the blood boiling up inside of her. "Here, here, Princess. I have your breakfast, especially prepared for a poor girl who had a rough day. This is a large feast, prepared just for you, Suzumiya." It was her servant bringing her a large grand breakfast. Haruhi said neither nothing nor nothing else but continued to glare at her head and face in the mirror as she was still silently fuming about all of her former slaves and other former slaves with pure rage, hatred and disgust. "Princess ... Come and get your delicious meal." She took Haruhi under her arm and walked her over to the table to sit her down for the meal but Haruhi just finally exploded with pure rage at the top of her lungs. "NO! I DON'T WANT THIS! GET IT OUT OF MY ROOM!" Haruhi screamed. "But Haruhi, we spent all morning preparing this for you. You looked so tired when you arrived back from yesterday. What happened yesterday, Haruhi?" "WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! GET THIS OUT OF HERE ALREADY!" Haruhi motioned for the servants to remove the feast from her chamber. They looked at each other as they were puzzled. One of them begun to lift Haruhi onto the chair so that she could spoon-feed her. "You love our meals, Haruhi." She said as she moved the spoon towards Haruhi's mouth. "Here it comes ... open wide ... just take small little bites–" Haruhi angrily knocked the spoon out of her hand. "I SAID TAKE IT AWAY!" She threw plate thrown across the chamber. Then she got up on the table and begun ruining the food, squashing the fruits, tearing the fish and throwing all of it into the shallow pool below. Soon the table was overturned and she continued to throw food at the servants. They watched in horror as Haruhi ruined the feast they had prepared for her. A few hours later another servant arrived at her chamber. "Good day, Princess." Haruhi rudely ignored him. "You've quite made a mess. Your parents are unimpressed so they would like you to clean it up. All of it. It is an insult to all who have lived in this chamber before you chose to desecrate it as you've done. It is also an insult your attendants who prepared your breakfast this morning today–" "YOU CLEAN IT!" Haruhi rudely interrupted as she yelled. "Your parents asked you to clean it, young lady. I will not disrespect their wishes, and I know that you won't either. Now get to work." Haruhi rudely stuck her tongue out at the servant with pure disgust as she stamped, stomped and stormed to approach the soggy mess in the water now polluted with the foods from her breakfast. She snatched a cantaloupe before she threw it at him with pure rage, hatred and disgust. "That's quite enough. I will report your disobedience to your parents. Since you're unwilling to follow their orders as usual, I will send a group of my staff to your chamber to have it cleaned for you. They will not be happy with you and nor will your parents. You will now resume your regular duties for the day. Lord Jabu-Jabu is patiently awaiting his meal. Now go to the fountain and prepare it at once!" He departed angrily. "YOU STUPID SERVANTS!" Haruhi yelled as she rudely stuck her tongue out with pure disgust again. Haruhi refused to do her duty of preparing the daily meals for Lord Jabu-Jabu because she'll never ever even forget the day the S.O.S. Brigade club was already just disbanded all because of Haruhi's constant tyrannical, insufferable behavior so Kyon and Mikuru alongside Yuki and Itsuki were all finally fed up with her controlling, insufferable, tyrannical demands so they all ended their friendship with her for all eternity so they all broke, cut and severed all the ties and all the other ties with her for good. All of her former slaves and all of her other former slaves finally stood up to her at last just to tell her off to teach her lessons until she finally learned her lessons at last. Everybody and everybody else really hates her now with passions all because of her constant insufferable negativities. They all burned all of Mikuru's customs, deleted all the and all the other pictures of Mikuru, hacked their computer, broke their computer, stole their computer back, altered the S.O.S. Brigade, deleted all Mikuru posts and any articles, acted super normal during meetings just to teach her lessons she'll never ever even forget, all ignored her, say "Kyon, you're mine now!" then proceeded to to pounce on him and kissed him, brought Asakura back and set her on Kyon, stole all of their cameras, burned all the and all the other S.O.S. Brigade flyers. They all stormed out of the wretched club for good without any nor any other gratitude nor goodbye. Nobody nor nobody else could care less anymore at all. North High School is finally back to normal. Nobody nor nobody else ever even misses her at all. so they all won everything and everything else she had stolen from everybody and everybody else so they fortunately got their revenge on her just to easily teach her lessons just to win all of their freedom and all of their other freedom from her so they finally won against her so easily, strongly and bravely at last so they were much happier and better off without her. Everybody and everybody else was finally glad that North High School is finally back to normal all except Haruhi who really wasn't so she easily had taken not able to get everything nor everything else in her way all the time nor all the other time very badly to the worst, hard and the hardest. Haruhi was betrayed by all of her four former slaves, Kyon, Yuki, Mikuru and Itsuki so they rather help their own worst enemies just to easily punish Haruhi so Haruhi won't get away with murder anymore nor any other more. Hopefully, Haruhi will never ever even take all of their freedom and all of their other freedom away from them ever again. Haruhi always has lots of serious rage issues as usual. A few days ago, Haruhi had forgotten to arrive at the fountain to feed Lord Jabu-Jabu all because she was too busy having too many and many other angry thoughts about all of her former slaves and all of her former slaves. When she came the next day, one of the Japanese servants said to her. "Now, Haruhi, you forgot to feed Lord Jabu-Jabu yesterday, and he was very hungry. I had to feed him for you and his meal was three hours late! Try to arrive timely everyday to feed the great lord. You owe your heritage to him and forgetting to feed him is a clear sign of disrespect and directly against orders from your parents." Haruhi angrily yelled with pure rage. "I DON'T CARE! NOBODY GIVES ME ORDERS! I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT BECAUSE I'M A PRINCESS AND YOU'RE A STUPID SERVANT!" "That's not very polite, Haruhi. Respect is something all Japanese royals alongside all the other Japanese royals have for each other regardless of their position or title. You should be controlling your anger and your temper more, Miss Suzumiya. You should be more respectful, more polite and nicer to the others too, young lady! Everybody and everybody else is having hard times getting along with you because of your aggressiveness and aggression also!" Haruhi rudely stuck her tongue out at the servant with pure disgust, stamped, stomped and stormed to prepare the meal. She caught large fishes from the water, threw them on large trays as she just violently banged and slammed the large tray down in front of Jabu-Jabu as loud as possible. She glared at him with a entirely, purely disgusted, hateful, dirty, cold, stuck-up look as she impatiently yelled. "TAKE IT ALREADY! I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE FEEDING YOU. I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS AND YOU'RE A...YOU'RE JUST A... BIG...OLD, UGLY WHALE!" She rudely shouted at him in pure disgust before she stomped and stormed off away. As if on cue, Haruhi's yelling was still heard from the outside. It wasn't too long when she emerged from outside with her face still entirely beat red, her hands still tightly balled up in fists and her teeth were still gnashed with pure rage, hatred and disgust. "WELL ORDINARY REALITY SUCKS ANYWAY!" Haruhi shouted at the top of her lungs with pure rage at the top of her lungs as she begun to turn to stamp, stomp and storm away from the room before she begun storming, stomping and stamping down the hallway. Everybody and everybody else suddenly stopped what they were doing as they watched Haruhi stamp, stomp and storm down the hallway. Haruhi ignored them for she knew they all were giving her their undivided attention. Then she finally made it to her room. She violently slammed the door open, stormed, stomped, stamped in and violently slammed the door with an entirely loud shut and bang, with so much forces that it echoed throughout the halls. Everybody and everybody else looked at each other in confusion. The door opened violently and was slammed with a loud SHUT and BANG. A very pissed off Haruhi stomped up into her room not even saying anything nor anything else. Haruhi, in her growing a lot, way, far much more pure anger, wanted to get revenge on any of her former slaves and any of her other former slaves,
artilyon-rand chapter 2 . 7/15/2015
..hey Kyon does not dislike everything about Haruhi
ClassicalMusic chapter 1 . 6/15/2014
Though I must say the fan-fiction is interesting, and although I've only read a small portion of it; I cannot help but ask: Is the allusion to Vivaldi's four seasons done for any particular reason?
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