|Reviews for Lessons Extracted|
| Guest chapter 17 . 2/24
loved it, loved it, loved it...thank you is was so good and funny. can't believe it hasn't got more reviews. people are missing out on a great fic x
| jennayg123 chapter 17 . 5/30/2013
This was absolutely amazing! Just the right amount of humor mixed in to make it funny yet believable. I loved it!
| GeekChic12 chapter 4 . 4/10/2013
Ah so that's why he acted weird when he mentioned hookers, lol. I'm guessing this was his couch sexcapade partner?
| GeekChic12 chapter 2 . 4/10/2013
Omg. Hahahahahahahahahaha. I'm so happy I came across this fic. Too funny!
| 1avidfan chapter 1 . 3/25/2013
Really laughed a lot! Enjoyed this story so much. Thought it was entirely humor but was surprised with a little teeny tiny bit of angst. I recommend this to everyone I can. You should read this story!
| JenRoxanne chapter 17 . 3/1/2013
Effin loved it! Recing to all my friends :)
| Killingmesoftl2 chapter 4 . 1/11/2013
Hahahaha "The Twatlight Saga: New Poon". I was crying laughing!
| Killingmesoftl2 chapter 1 . 1/11/2013
| jujubakiller chapter 1 . 1/10/2013
I read this story on twilighted. And I thought it was great. I'm going to add it to my favorites here, and when I have sometime I'm going to reread it!
| BelleBiter chapter 17 . 12/9/2012
Well, that was hilarious... and I can't tell you how much I needed a good laugh. Thank you! It was a real pleasure spending time with your Pornella & Bedward :)
| cullen sandra chapter 1 . 10/10/2012
lol loving it. the hand warmers, rofl. so nice to read about an edward who is not rich and powerful.
| Confused chapter 12 . 10/5/2012
What? They showered in last chapter even tho they have had no water for nearly the whole fic till now! You made it suddenly seem like they had water all this time, just no HOT water. Which is NOT what you wrote previously! They had to use toliet tank water to rinse out his hair when the water was turned off COMPLETLY many chapters ago! Yet Bella also mopped and scrubbed WITH NO WATER? Do you even read what you write? It makes NO sense! And now the water is turned on and they say they can shower? But they did the day before...? Prereader and betas should be axed for not catching this stuff. What is going on here? Does anyone read this stuff and not see that it makes NO sense?
| Disappointed chapter 11 . 10/5/2012
Reading this story of yours and it needs a LOT of editing. Suddenly, in chapter 10, Lauren turns into Tanya? Ah, she was the lesbian Edward lusted after in highschool. Jasper is fucking LAUREN. Not TANYA. And, ah, in 11, Bella is watching TV, checking her refrigerator, after, what like no electricity for at least a week or two now? Seriously? And no heat? AH, how are they not DEAD from the sub zero temperatures during this time of no electricity and no water? And, ah, what about the rent that HAD to be paid a while back or they would be evicted? Really, the continuity errors and the mess that is this fic is astounding. It doesn't even make sense and the absolutely stupid usage error of your and you're. C'mon, high school english? Really, I am beyond tired of seeing that grade score eror in fics. Get a beta. Or, if you have one, fire them, and get one that knows english. Your fics are usually pretty not funny, like embarrassingly not funny when they are supposed to be but I chalked some of it up to you not being American and maybe me not getting it. But, this fic is simply awful. I get that. And, really, it just is not funny, no matter what country you live in.
Bowing out. I can't take it anymore. Seriously, it is beyond bad...
| ElizabethAnne1 chapter 17 . 8/28/2012
Loved this whole thing! So funny, you had me giggling all damn day. Really need to see the movie that inspired the plot.
Thanks for this.
| BB Masen-Cullen chapter 17 . 8/3/2012
I loved it! Ruined a few pairs of knickies but was all worth it! Lol loved loved it!