Reviews for 3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed
parrotchic chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
funny and sexy! loved it!
Ivygirl702 chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
This was hilarious.

Love love love Edward's inner monologue. And the way he waited for her in the end.

Thank you for sharing!
deenerneener chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
This was a lot of fun, and actually quite different from anything I've read before. I'm glad that he changed Bella and didn't just drain her; I like to think well of Edward, even when he's a real bloodsucker.

Thanks for sharing this!
polyphany chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
LOL, that was awesome!
rubell chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
lol, craziness in a chapter...loved it
bunnyslippersrok19 chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
love it!
blondie AKA robin chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
I really like your (parenthetical) style. Very unique and engaging.

Edward's quite the cad...but we all like it rough sometimes. 8-)

One question (this'll sound quite distracted but...) The statue of Eve - is that a real statue you've seen? Care to share the name and/or artist?

Thanks for the fun read!

blondie
musicdaydreams chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
I don't even know what to say about this story. I'm a little stunned, but in a good way.

I love this Edward's sense of humor, everything going through his head - very funny. I laughed out loud in the van when he says: I point to myself and mouth, "I'm a vampire."

Poor Bella, thinking she's the expert. Oh well, what can she do? He's a vampire, doing what vampires do.

And the last two lines - perfect.
mad4hugh chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
There is just something about your Edward: he's snarky, calculating, unapologetic and tantalizing. His (comments) are just plain, fucking funny.

I enjoyed the story: Bella REALLy should have believed him...except from her reactions when he finally, truly revealed who and what he was, she seemed to want and embrace his vampirism. Heh. Heh...good luck with that girlie!
NKubie chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
Funny, cute, cheeky!
MssL chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
yumy.. I loved it!
KNG1986 chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
I like the funny porn - laughing/panting.
patch138 chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
lol, she should have listened! love this kind of stuff from you...makes me giggle!

~Tiffany
letmesign chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
That was more awesome than most any thing that was ever posted on this site. I'm just saying.

Have I mentioned that I'm in love with your sense of humor? The parenthesis...inspired. I'm sure you'll have a lot of people asking for "moar nao plz" and I'm going to join them, especially since this doesn't say complete. I'd love to read more of these characters, for sure!
sorrowfloats44 chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
Finally! At last! An Edward who doesn't mind debauching a virgin prior to wedlock, drinks humans, bangs Bella without a qualm, and doesn't seem overly reluctant to change her. Where he been hiding? Loved it!
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