Reviews for 3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed
musicdaydreams chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
I don't even know what to say about this story. I'm a little stunned, but in a good way.

I love this Edward's sense of humor, everything going through his head - very funny. I laughed out loud in the van when he says: I point to myself and mouth, "I'm a vampire."

Poor Bella, thinking she's the expert. Oh well, what can she do? He's a vampire, doing what vampires do.

And the last two lines - perfect.
mad4hugh chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
There is just something about your Edward: he's snarky, calculating, unapologetic and tantalizing. His (comments) are just plain, fucking funny.

I enjoyed the story: Bella REALLy should have believed him...except from her reactions when he finally, truly revealed who and what he was, she seemed to want and embrace his vampirism. Heh. Heh...good luck with that girlie!
NKubie chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
Funny, cute, cheeky!
MssL chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
yumy.. I loved it!
KNG1986 chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
I like the funny porn - laughing/panting.
patch138 chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
lol, she should have listened! love this kind of stuff from you...makes me giggle!

letmesign chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
That was more awesome than most any thing that was ever posted on this site. I'm just saying.

Have I mentioned that I'm in love with your sense of humor? The parenthesis...inspired. I'm sure you'll have a lot of people asking for "moar nao plz" and I'm going to join them, especially since this doesn't say complete. I'd love to read more of these characters, for sure!
sorrowfloats44 chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
Finally! At last! An Edward who doesn't mind debauching a virgin prior to wedlock, drinks humans, bangs Bella without a qualm, and doesn't seem overly reluctant to change her. Where he been hiding? Loved it!
Bekanz chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
That was hilariously brilliant! Loved it! Crazy sexy vampire edward.. fab ;)
Milalencar chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
OMG! Hehehehhe

That was just toomuch fun!

Love it!
babyo chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
Loved it!
outtayourface chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
It's no joke, ALL of your stories are amazing. You always do a great job in addin humor to these characters. I freaking love it. Here are some lines that made me snort so loud, I kinda hurt myself:

There's a funeral. (Not my fault.) - I love his thoughts in parentheses

I have shocked them all into silence, (I am that perfect) - yes, he is just THAT perfect oh lol :)

"No, they don't. They sparkle." She doesn't seem to think that statement deserves acknowledgement - sigh, I vote that we all ignore that

"forgot whatever she was yapping about before, though, because (I am a vampire sex god and)" - I love his thoughts

Amazing job once again! Love your stories :)
angelspinknose chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
love ya but you clearly have issues! thanks for the story.
Hadley Hemingway chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
wow. just wow. hot, hot,hot,ha -larious, and totally titillating! I think I need to drag my husband from the couch and go to bed right now!

One of the best, ever.
latuacantante4him chapter 1 . 3/30/2010
Funny. Creepy. Sensual. :)
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