|Reviews for 3 Times He Told Bella, & the 1 Time She Believed|
| MamaSebring chapter 1 . 12/14/2010
This is way to good to be a one shot! Great story! I just wish there was more! Thank you!
| Sea4Me chapter 1 . 12/1/2010
Fun! And hot in its crazy way.
| 2old4fanfic chapter 1 . 11/17/2010
I like people who don't take their vamps too seriously
| Rochelle Allison chapter 1 . 10/27/2010
lol, this was awesome. so snarky and delish.
| laura lou who chapter 1 . 10/20/2010
I got kinda confused as to who's POV it was at first. Of course, figured it out.
| Obsessedwiththis chapter 1 . 10/18/2010
great story! ha ha - kind of scary.
| wistful-amibitions chapter 1 . 10/9/2010
I feel that I'm a bit twisted for finding this so amusing... Oh well it was really good!
| Bow to your sensei chapter 1 . 9/28/2010
Bwahahaha! Loved this!
| Diana Wolfskill chapter 1 . 9/28/2010
Sexy, scary, funny, wonderful.
| twanza chapter 1 . 9/26/2010
How beautiful! A great mix of humor and lovely words.
I point to myself and mouth, "I'm a vampire."
She's standing there, hair blowing in the wind, a tall figure among God's acre, and she smells good in the way that just bruised fruit can smell.
"See, I told you I was a vampire," I tell her.
Really, really, really great. Thank you!
| KristinHazzard chapter 1 . 9/18/2010
Great, "I told you so" fic! Loved it.
| DoUTrustMe chapter 1 . 9/9/2010
This is such an interesting writing style with the parenthetical commentary. I've never seen writing like this but I quite likethe format as it gets right to the crux of the without being wordy. For example: 'then I rip at her jeans (punishment)' instead of 'then I rip at her jeans in punishment'.
So, let me give it a try: Very clever concept/plot (I'd read much more like this). Pithy, direct writing. (Dazzled.)
I suck. You're much better at this than I am. LOL. Loved this story and the surprise ending. Thanks for sharing it!
| lonesometown chapter 1 . 9/8/2010
funny as hell and hot as fuck! thanks for this-i loved every brilliant and dirty word.
| AngelaSampedro99 chapter 1 . 9/8/2010
HAHA omg that was hilarious! loved it. Found you on Katinki's Freaking Fantastic Fic Picks community.
| katinki chapter 1 . 9/8/2010
So, I was perusing (or stalking) your profile (procrastinating at work) and I came across this.
How did I miss this story? I'm dumbfounded (but happy now).
You are a funny (and pervy) lady. And this made me laugh (hard). I love your wit, and I'm so impressed by (and envious of) your flexibility and range.
Thank you for writing.