Reviews for Cullen Family Airlines
Guest chapter 1 . 6/25/2013
Some of commercial airlines in the USA are almost as bad!
Sweetypieswan chapter 1 . 4/18/2013
Thanks a million for writing this fan fiction and introducing me to the comedic styling of Eddie Izzard. If by any chance you're still a Twilight fan and have the time/drive it would be cool if you wrote an updated Post-Breaking Dawn version or one where Passenger we don't like survives the pack and becomes a pest at C.F.A.

-Am I the only person who would be afraid to be on a plane with Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. I was afraid the whole time that Emmett would accidentally punch a hole in the plane or Edward would get ticked of and start threatening to crash the plane or something (Jasper, of course, would be a major factor in both cases)

-Nice try Alice and Bella... and Carlisle

-Sigh I wish I could have Esme's death. I meant CAKE!
CersiFinallyGotWhatSheDeserved chapter 1 . 5/14/2010
A great story. Very funny.
ChefJayla chapter 1 . 4/14/2010
i just read this story in the twifan haiti compilation - and loved it. eddie izzard is one of my all time favorite comedians. thanks so much for a hilarious one shot.
valelf chapter 1 . 4/8/2010
LOL! I still love this, Bells! Hilarious!
LJ Summers chapter 1 . 3/31/2010
Bella: uh..death?

Edward: Alice! Bella gets cake! You know that!

THAT WAS GREAT!

Very fun and gigglesome piece! Thank you for sharing it with the fandom at large! :)
Adamelena chapter 1 . 3/31/2010
You have made my day. This is so funny. Great piece. I look forward to your future work.