Reviews for Tragedy Porn
MR faggot boy chapter 1 . 6/16/2015
This was complete shit, I hope you die a horrible death!
Riverdancekat09 chapter 1 . 7/29/2014
This was brilliant. Every bit of what I hoped Batman/Edward fic would be. Thank you for making this available to the public.
0o Moon Calf o0 chapter 1 . 8/23/2013
I adore you sir/madam and all the good you do! This was recommended by a friend and made me laugh SO hard. XP I am now on an epic quest for shoes that shine beigely and rain that falls straightly. I would give you a longer revIew, as is my norm, but it really doesn't seem to be in the spirit of the thing, does it? :3 Besides, there was no one moment of this that I DIDN'T absolutely love!

-Moony
myspacepatrick chapter 1 . 7/1/2013
The heck?!
Truth chapter 1 . 1/2/2013
Worst fanfic ever made me want to throw up you messed up gay man I mean batman isn't gay he marred Selina/catwoman in the comics idiot.
Librain chapter 1 . 6/2/2012
Hilarious! Wonderful use of satire.
leaky.oven chapter 1 . 12/24/2011
"smiled a Batman smile, which is like an insane smile but tethered to reality and proper ethics with a tenacious, crooked finger"

CHOKING ON COFFEE AT THIS POINT, O GOD, BAAAAAHAHAHA. I wipe away the tears of mirth, which are like regular tears, only tethered to this story with the rusty barbs of satire.

All of my applause. All of it.
Almighty Pharaoh chapter 1 . 1/24/2011
I was intending on reading this just to flame you - because any fic with the title "Tragedy Porn" has to be horrific if serious - only to find that this is in fact a lovely parody/troll.

Well played sir/madam. Well played.

P.S. Although I suppose it was my own fault for not noticing the "parody" label, but still. Good job. *applauds*
Nateyface chapter 1 . 6/28/2010
You are a god.
FiferRose chapter 1 . 6/8/2010
I visited your profile because of a review you gave to a Dean/Castiel story. I'm glad I did so. This was epically funny, for real. Even to a Twilight fan. :) Plus, it was well-written, which is always a plus. :) I'm off to read more of your genius.
Voldy's pink teddy chapter 1 . 4/27/2010
Okay, this was hilarious. I honestly don't know what my favorite line in this was, but I think I'm going to go with: "Do you have buttons on this?/"My parents are dead. No, I use brute strength to get it off." Battle of the angst sex. Or something.
Nina chapter 1 . 4/24/2010
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I especially like Edward's golden orbs, and stygian, onyx chest hair. Also, I am now searching for a pair of shoes that will shine beigely.
dennycullenlutz chapter 1 . 4/7/2010
this is the craziest fic I have EVER read hahahahahahahaahahah

You make me laugh so fucking loud hahahahaha