|Reviews for Tragedy Porn|
| MR faggot boy chapter 1 . 6/16/2015
This was complete shit, I hope you die a horrible death!
| Riverdancekat09 chapter 1 . 7/29/2014
This was brilliant. Every bit of what I hoped Batman/Edward fic would be. Thank you for making this available to the public.
| 0o Moon Calf o0 chapter 1 . 8/23/2013
I adore you sir/madam and all the good you do! This was recommended by a friend and made me laugh SO hard. XP I am now on an epic quest for shoes that shine beigely and rain that falls straightly. I would give you a longer revIew, as is my norm, but it really doesn't seem to be in the spirit of the thing, does it? :3 Besides, there was no one moment of this that I DIDN'T absolutely love!
| myspacepatrick chapter 1 . 7/1/2013
| Truth chapter 1 . 1/2/2013
Worst fanfic ever made me want to throw up you messed up gay man I mean batman isn't gay he marred Selina/catwoman in the comics idiot.
| Librain chapter 1 . 6/2/2012
Hilarious! Wonderful use of satire.
| leaky.oven chapter 1 . 12/24/2011
"smiled a Batman smile, which is like an insane smile but tethered to reality and proper ethics with a tenacious, crooked finger"
CHOKING ON COFFEE AT THIS POINT, O GOD, BAAAAAHAHAHA. I wipe away the tears of mirth, which are like regular tears, only tethered to this story with the rusty barbs of satire.
All of my applause. All of it.
| Almighty Pharaoh chapter 1 . 1/24/2011
I was intending on reading this just to flame you - because any fic with the title "Tragedy Porn" has to be horrific if serious - only to find that this is in fact a lovely parody/troll.
Well played sir/madam. Well played.
P.S. Although I suppose it was my own fault for not noticing the "parody" label, but still. Good job. *applauds*
| Nateyface chapter 1 . 6/28/2010
You are a god.
| FiferRose chapter 1 . 6/8/2010
I visited your profile because of a review you gave to a Dean/Castiel story. I'm glad I did so. This was epically funny, for real. Even to a Twilight fan. :) Plus, it was well-written, which is always a plus. :) I'm off to read more of your genius.
| Voldy's pink teddy chapter 1 . 4/27/2010
Okay, this was hilarious. I honestly don't know what my favorite line in this was, but I think I'm going to go with: "Do you have buttons on this?/"My parents are dead. No, I use brute strength to get it off." Battle of the angst sex. Or something.
| Nina chapter 1 . 4/24/2010
I especially like Edward's golden orbs, and stygian, onyx chest hair. Also, I am now searching for a pair of shoes that will shine beigely.
| dennycullenlutz chapter 1 . 4/7/2010
this is the craziest fic I have EVER read hahahahahahahaahahah
You make me laugh so fucking loud hahahahaha