Reviews for Mismatch Made In Heaven
samekraemer chapter 3 . 4/2/2013
This poor guy is so damn shy. I truly love it.
samekraemer chapter 2 . 4/2/2013
Poor Jasper and his wet dream...hahaha
samekraemer chapter 1 . 4/2/2013
I love this so far. I'm a sucker for a cowboy Edward!
CentauRita chapter 21 . 2/23/2013
Holy Hawt-diggity...that kinda news is fucking awesome!

Thank you for sharing your talent and your time. I have enjoyed the journey. It was the tenderness in which Edward and Jasper in their love for each other that totally hooked me. I felt that I tasted a bit of their heaven...remembering that opposites, attract and don't...Mismatch!

Take Care and Happy Writing
Rita ;D
CentauRita chapter 20 . 2/23/2013
The ceremony was short but sweet...lather, rinse and then...repeat!

So, now they're officially...hitched...yay!

The words that Carlisle shared with Jasper...made my heart melt. He and Esme are wonderful parents**sigh**
CentauRita chapter 19 . 2/23/2013
mon dieu. my god! ...that chappie left me breathless in happiness at their engagement.

Jasper's serenade set the scene for the perfect moment...for Edward to POP the question...and pop-it he did ;}
CentauRita chapter 18 . 2/23/2013
I sputtered when Jasper muttered...

"But Edwaaaaard," he drawled, "I want you to suck my cock...then fuck me..." He kissed me again, roughly. "Pleeease...I need your cock right now!

WhooWee! I still don't know how Edward was able to resist such blatanteness as Jasper begged him to fulfill his needs.

Edward, is an Oak...and that 'hard wood' is what keeps Jasper...happy ;}
CentauRita chapter 17 . 2/23/2013
I just hum with delight with their sweet kisses and gentle touches! As to their wrangling of each other...that's full of their loving, too! The intensity of their love for one another...shines through in this chappie...LOUD and clear ;} My kindle is on fire, from their burning desires...hum-i-nuh... hum-i-nuh... hum-i-nuh! ;D
CentauRita chapter 15 . 2/23/2013
Jasper, rode Edward...hard and put him away...boned dry ;} Sucker!
CentauRita chapter 14 . 2/23/2013
Change has its own fears.
CentauRita chapter 13 . 2/23/2013
Party and a brawl...what a dynamic duo!

Kick the sheeot outta the party crasher, Edward! Black is all the rage!
CentauRita chapter 12 . 2/23/2013
Major...tener cojones, Jasper...Thank God! You were able to make Edward see the errors of his way!
CentauRita chapter 11 . 2/23/2013
Seems as if you have a per'man'ent job blowing, Edward...and Edward sees you as the new CEO...Come'forting E-dward O-nly ;}
CentauRita chapter 10 . 2/23/2013
Just tell him the truth, Jasper. That that Black asshole kissed you against your will. I'm sure he'll be pissed. Once Edward has recovered from his injuries he will go find Jacob and kick his ass...next, it'll be your turn to be tied up ;} and...only Edward would know what he will do with you so helpless and at his mercy! Ridem partner, ride! Yeehaw
CentauRita chapter 9 . 2/23/2013
Ain't that a kick in the head! I was totally blind-sided and wasn't expecting Edward to be hurt so quickly...This may rile-up Jasper's PTSD.

Oh my, the poor dears.
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