Reviews for How to Kill Harry Potter
Will.Hell.Minna.-Sophia Isobel chapter 1 . 4/11/2011
hahaha... funny! Voldemort dancing the Macarena? it like seeing him glide into Hogwarts wearing a pink tutu, declaring his love for Dumbledore... hahaha... great one-shot!
Ethorin chapter 1 . 1/31/2011
laughing
Di chapter 1 . 11/30/2010
Hey! I gave you the castration idea! I *was* sitting next to you as you wrote this on my computer. :P
uzo's biggest fan chapter 1 . 11/25/2010
wow! love that! lol XD you so totally just gave me an idea for a harry potter story!
rosie isis and rai the kitsune chapter 1 . 11/8/2010
*cracks up laughing at where he ended up* oh the irony!
lilbka chapter 1 . 9/28/2010
haha that was suprisingly funny for a short piece nicely ironic at the end as well.
Abby Ebon chapter 1 . 5/14/2010
1) Oh Voldie, that isn't original at all, and do remember love, you've tried, tried, tried it before - if didn't work the first three times, it will never work. It's better not to - in this case - think that old muggle sang 'when you first don't succeed try, try again' a notion of truth.

2) Darling, he isn't a vampire.

3) While taking his man-hood is a interesting notion, there are far more pleasurable ways- for you, I assure you.

4) It makes you wonder just what else Crouch 'taught' him, doesn't it darling?

5) Far too Mystery Novel plot, besides - you must do better, darling, really!

6) Painful as well, potential darling, and I do love my hero's bloody.

7) Yes, and well, you'd have to have him killed him out of mercy, and it isn't evil at all Voldie.

8) Yes, and that worked - a little - you got your body didn't you? Oh don't pout so about him getting away, you should have thought to make the Port-Key one-way.

9) Truly darling, you would dance for him - and not with me?

10) I'm beginning to get a headache, and no darling, you aren't allowed to do any such thing - far too foolish. And risky. Come back later, when you're feeling better.

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(Oh, darling, your so adorable in that little glass cage!) Snake!Voldemort stirs hopefully, hissing

(Why of course I'll help you, this cage is truly unfortunate, I shall keep you in my locked-in garden room, won't that be fun?) A frantic hiss

(Your Death Eaters? Well, they are mine now, of course)

A rather whimpering hiss

(Harry? Well now, you know how the Ministry is, run by pure bloods as it is, I'll only have to apply for a adoption, and he'll be in my hands...)

P.S. - Bellatrix, with a mix of my own reactions I do believe - I hope this amuses you.
Crysania Fay chapter 1 . 4/4/2010
LOL
Haru Inuzuka chapter 1 . 4/3/2010
-spits out drink and has a laughing fit- Dear lord, the stupidy! FUN-NEY! XD
Kircala chapter 1 . 4/3/2010
It's so crappy, it deserves to burn in a fire, but it's so stupidly funny and true that it deserves to be immortalized on as it is now so that everyone can feel just a little bit better about their own stories. :D Well, thanks for posting it anyways, I like reading old stuff, makes me feel like my stories still have promise.

vamp
wekfnwekonf chapter 1 . 4/3/2010
this was good - made me laugh

'9: Dance the Macarena in front of him' haha :)

it's not stupid so you shouldn't put it down - who cares if it was written ages ago, it's still good :)

(wow 2003 was ages ago :O )
aesylthryth chapter 1 . 4/3/2010
AHW MY GOSH! THAT WAS A BRILLIANT THEORY ABOUT THE BOA CONSTRICTOR IN THE VANISHING GLASS CHAPTER THINGY!

Hilarious, honestly...XD
IAmNicoleRichie chapter 1 . 4/3/2010
wow, I really liked the ending! Nice twist!
urahara-is-my-edward chapter 1 . 4/2/2010
Random, but you made me smile.