|Reviews for Return of the Stackhouse Six|
| RedJane12 chapter 68 . 6/22/2013
Awww... Eric and Sookie... from feisty arguments to making out and back again... They're really a good match in this story... Eric 'offering' half of Pam to Sookie was hilarious... and somehow between Pam's affection for the tiny Stackhouses (& even for Jase) and her 'predatory lesbian' ways towards Sookie, I think she'd be game...
| RedJane12 chapter 67 . 6/22/2013
Uh oh... The tiny Stackhouses are in trouble again... It is really hilarious how Godric's barely there English limits his conversation to TB phrases "Cease underlings" - Glad you included TB's Godric... One of the best TB additions to the SVM universe (hopefully replacing Occella ugh...)
| RedJane12 chapter 63 . 6/22/2013
Finally! It only took 63 chapters but they indeed 'did it' and to cap it all, Sookie's words to Bill: "Yeah, Eric set the alarm so we could add some more orgasms to the ole' orgasm jar. You know. Before we had to get up and see about casting your crazy ass out of the house today."
| RedJane12 chapter 60 . 6/22/2013
Shortest but most effective awwww moment ever...
Oh and all the creepy tidbits that keep popping up about 'Uncle' Felipe are just hilarious though I feel a bit bad that Sookie feels guilty... Well at least the kids are back home now...
| RedJane12 chapter 59 . 6/22/2013
uh oh... Is Tara getting in trouble? I can't remember too well the SVM Tara problems with Mott as the TB Franklin character was so psychopathic yet compelling (in a sick sort of way)...
| RedJane12 chapter 56 . 6/22/2013
To me the funniest thing is the decorating advice Eric and Jason provide (makes me giggle again about their fabric softener debates...) so I'd call this Extreme Makeover: Hot Shot Edition even if the make over is not that extreme...
| RedJane12 chapter 55 . 6/22/2013
Bill's canon comments to Sookie feel very kind of meta... They add a touch of absurd here but they also reminded me how irritating I found canon Sookie not telling Bill to just get lost and stop spouting nonsense. Seriously canon (SVM) Bill is such a boring petty douche.
| RedJane12 chapter 53 . 6/22/2013
Yay! Pam's pep talks are the best... All that Dear Abby reading just pays off... I have to say every time Pam refers to Sookie as 'Barracuda' I can't help but visualise the big fish and giggle... I hope Sookie finds out about her nickname... It is hilarious, it fits and it is kind of a compliment (in as much as Pam can compliment...)
| RedJane12 chapter 52 . 6/22/2013
Breakfast from hell... But I guess entertaining for Pam and the tiny humans... Bill is just the worst... I think Jason and Tara hate him too by now...
| RedJane12 chapter 40 . 6/22/2013
Seriously Bill&Sookie make no sense as a couple... What kind of fiance goes to bed rather than meet his inlaws? Someone who doesn't give a shit about her family and seeing how important family is for Sookie, how can't she not see that they are completely mismatched? "You know how much I don't approve of shouting indoors" I think I find myself approving of punching the jerk...
| RedJane12 chapter 39 . 6/22/2013
Ah, this blow up was so unavoidable... As much as Sookie can be exasperating at times, I think on this one, she is right to be mad. Not only Eric hid this from her (whether it should have been Jason to tell her, Eric is still guilty of a fairly big omission) but Sookie's concern about Eric getting involved with his family's life and finances after meeting them for all of 3 / 4 days is perfectly reasonable. None of the Stackhouses know Eric well enough to know that he is really serious and reliable so they're really taking a bit of a leap...
| RedJane12 chapter 38 . 6/22/2013
Even Jason is joining now in full force the Douche Bag Removal campaign... You'd almost feel sorry for Bill seeing how determined is the growing 'Team Eric' except that... he is a complete tool! I hope Sookie doesn't start having second thoughts or waffling about...
| RedJane12 chapter 37 . 6/22/2013
Bill is the worst... I think you've written the most irritating Bill ever... And the way he always thinks of 'lovely mother' as 'Lorena Ball Compton' is just the most pompous thing ever. How on earth didn't Sookie see what a tool he is before? Maybe she does have the worst taste in men ever, People's Sexiest Man Alive excluded of course but he's only managed to stick around due to the other Stackhouses plotting...
| RedJane12 chapter 36 . 6/22/2013
Ha ha! That Pam... and her pumps... Great distraction... And I'd definitely give her the job of spokesperson for Camp Stackhouse...
| RedJane12 chapter 33 . 6/21/2013
Niiiiiice walk... Glad Northman's on the offensive though I did not find he was ball-less before more like he was observing to figure out the best strategy... It's been barely a day right?