Fan01 chapter 1 . 1/4/2017
Bad fic.
jonathin.stuart chapter 1 . 8/22/2016
Ha ha, show them a real vampire!
TouNiiSan chapter 1 . 12/3/2013
Twilight becomes one of the reasons why humans call to Dracula and wish to pay him tribute. ;)
Perfect Carnage chapter 1 . 9/26/2013
"Damn the architect I hired to build this place for
he made it so crowded full of weapons and tools used
against vampires that who so ever comes to my
castle to do battle with me ends up victorious."

So many, many Evil Overlords must have this concern.

'What will you do now, Generic Hero?'

Generic Hero opens a random chest, finds a rocket launcher that shoots homing-rocket-chainsaw-sharks

'Oh that motherf*cker!'

And besides, so many people are self concerned and power hungry these days that they'd sell their souls for more. Dracula'd be welcomed with open arms.

-Perfect Carnage
Kuroneko388 chapter 1 . 7/3/2012
What irony, that Dracula has become a hero for humanity XD
Loved the "breaking the fourth wall" trope parts where he got annoyed at you for constantly describing him as a statue. Kind of a jab at twilight for using the same words over and over :)
I so wish you'd continue this. I really want to see Dracula destroy twilight.
XxAngel-eyez-for-youxX chapter 1 . 2/23/2012
*Rolls on floor with face as blue as her deep,shining sapphire eyes* My GodS! That was funny as hell! Please don't tell me that was all! *Gets in begging position on knees* Please write more please! Or else.. *Eyes turn as red as Draculas and nails turn to talons* Face the consequences of Alucardria! *Real name!*
aleatoire726 chapter 1 . 10/28/2010
Kill those sparkly pansy's Dracula! :D
auragonian chapter 1 . 10/8/2010

Oh, this will be quite entertaining, I'll even offer myself as sustenance to Ol Fangface if it means the end of the Sparklepires!
QueenSoledad chapter 1 . 7/13/2010
Looc! I hate those fags! They must BURN!