Reviews for The Sex Talk
immortalwizardpirateelf-fan chapter 1 . 6/6/2013
Charlie is so fucking clueless. How could he not see how fucking manipulative and ignorant to Bella's dreams Jacob is. Even if Edward never existed Bella wouldn't be with Jacob. Jacob wanted to live life on the reservation never leaving and traveling the world. Bella, before meeting Edward, wanted nothing more than to get over with her purgatory in Forks. Bella WAS NOT planning on settling down in Forks. Charlie, in his backwards way of thinking was trying to FORCE Bella into staying close. He also conveniently forgot that Jacob was also a teenage boy, as he thought Edward to be, and had never truly tried to get to know him as a person. At least Edward is willing to help Bella go for her dreams for college and her career. Jacob and Charlie seem to want nothing more than to keep her in Forks barefoot and pregnant. What would happen if Jacob, still being a wolf AND Edward never came back, and he had imprinted on someone else. If his imprint had been Bella he would have imprinted on her during New Moon at the first time they saw one another after he phased. Dumbass wolves. This just proves the point made in Breaking Dawn that the only fucking reason Bella felt any sort of attraction to Jacob in the first place was because somehow Jacob's wolf side could sense Reneesme inside of Bella.
This Girl is on FIRE chapter 1 . 11/20/2012
Loved it, but I wanted to strangle Charlie half the time. TEAM EDWARD!
jilightbookworm chapter 1 . 4/28/2011
really cool!
Analitica chapter 1 . 10/27/2010
awesome story
Smile 83 chapter 1 . 7/12/2010
I really loved your take on this! Jake and Bella...Ya right! Edward all the way! :)
edwards-crazy-lover chapter 1 . 6/7/2010
haha that was good!
BLilTXgirl chapter 1 . 5/7/2010
This had me giggling the whole way through. I love your Charlies stories bb!
xxNewNamexx chapter 1 . 5/7/2010
And they will stay dreams, Charlie.
csp4 chapter 1 . 4/29/2010
Poor Charlie! Thanks
Zosie chapter 1 . 4/26/2010
This is great, I love Charlie and this is so him. I had to laugh at him thinking our Edward would cheat on Bella!I am going to read everything you have written over this week. I dont read a lot when I write, but I will keep coming back when I have time. You need more readers, I have pimped you out on Chap 17 of The Wedding. Cheers,Lynzi
Ana Fluttersby chapter 1 . 4/15/2010
I love ChPoV! hes so clueless sometimes!

One cant deny the logic of his conclusions, though!

Superwomannn chapter 1 . 4/14/2010
lol really funny!
paramorebrighter chapter 1 . 4/14/2010
OMG, I was LOL-ing at Charlie's obvious chagrin. I'm sure if he knew about Vampire Sparkle Peen sex, he'd be sending Bella to a convent, ASAP!