Sarah sure likes to talk about Bryce alot. why tell Chuck they were in bed then say she’s sorry because chuck will be upset
So many things that just aren’t necessary
FU Sarah

This is brutal the fake sex bullshit if Sarah doesn’t want to have sex with Chuck than please let her keep having apologetic sex with Gille at least we know she’s getting screwed constantly without having to hide it or maybe thats why she went to DC for two weeks without any explanation

Great AU you’ve created here. Looking forward to reading the next 2 installments.

And fuck me for reading this shitty Star Wars prequel level story this far. I should have known after you suddenly made Bitchman an ally in the next story after her Machiavellian machinations to keep Chuck, Sarah, and baby Lisa apart. I'm an idiot just like Chuck. Buh bye.

Again I say...the Intersect 2.0 was uploaded into an idiot...a selfish, cowardly idiot. I'm starting to sympathize with Bitchman...Play by play:

Sarah: Oh shit Shaw got the drop on us!
Chuck: Haha..I saw that.
S: Here take this real gun.
C: Why? I don't like guns. Besides, Shaw wants me alive.. you on the other hand.. meh, probably not.
S: Follow me.
C: Sure. Just don't ask me to flash on tactics, cover procedures, or courage. Does it help I know a shitload about comic books and sandwiches? You know I can't flash if I'm hungry. Do you have a sandwich I can eat?
Sthinking to herself* That's useful. JFC. I should have gone to Fiji with Cole when I had the chance. Is it too late? Are divorces 'non-fault' in Fiji?
C: Shaw! Don't you dare kill Sarah. I haven't even had sex with her yet. Don't make me get hangry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hangry...
S: Sorry, officer. It was a pitched battle and I was defending us.
Cbetween bites of a turkey and muenster on egg bread* Sarah totally fired the first shot and killed that metal bird in the sky. I saw it. I cannot tell a lie. I'm just like George Washington.
S: Chuck, please choke to death on that dry ass sandwich.
C: Look! I can get a boner now.
Slooks down and sighs* I should have stayed with Shaw The True American Hero in DC. Instead I married an idiot in the most humiliating wedding service ever. Fuck me.

Chuck's insecurities and jealousy are really inconsistent in this story. Chuck was barely jealous, if at all, of Sarah's longish-term seduction of Gilles and her seduction of Henkle in Berlin. Both missions were well before Sarah explained the definition of 'seductions' to Chuck. But, Chuck was insecure with Kevin and Cole. The later incident in this chapter was after Sarah married Chuck. Was Chuck just fine knowing if she had sex with a mark it was just 'working' for the greater good...unlike if Sarah had 'real' sex with Cole because her husband had zero 'wang energy'? (Chuck suddenly couldn't perform because he was nervous about being discovered by Bitchman?...Unlike when he was teasing Sarah with his lips while she was actually on the phone with the Tiny Tyrant whose obsessed with making sure Sarah isn't compromised?)

I think I answered my own question. Chuck is fine with Sarah being all work sex, but no play sex. No inconsistencies to see here...move along people.

It's genuinely, morbidly, funny to me you can't seem to write Sarah and Shaw having a one-on-one conversation. Yet, you *still* had them stuck together in DC for over two weeks. I get it...I hated the first half of canon S3, too. Lol. But then maybe you just should have avoided Sarah's excursion with Shaw in DC? All we know from that two weeks of Sarah and Shaw together is that the 2x4 was in shackles...for now.

Nice geek wedding, though.

Hilarious mission with General Norris. I'm glad you *finally* made clear the definition of 'seduction' for this AU. But, why is it going to take two weeks for Sarah to have her debrief with Shaw? Are they only going to work like an hour a day? If Sarah had recertifications to complete while she was in DC l would understand somewhat. Unfortunately, you didn't let the reader in on Sarah's "private" conversation with Beckman that was mentioned in the last chapter.

So in the midst of the FUBAR shit storm Bitchman created...she's most worried Sarah might be compromised? Obsess much, Beckbitch?

Hey, at least if Beckbitch and American Hero Shaw get Sarah killed...Shaw accidentally gets his revenge for Sarah killing Eve.

Like Sarah has any room to talk when it comes to perverts...regardless of her gender. She's as much a degenerate as any man. Not saying she's wrong about guys, though.

Excellent info sharing between US "intelligence" services and The Justice Department. No wonder 911 happened. Too bad Bitch Beckman is more worried about keeping Chuck under her thumb or murdering him if not...than she is in defeating The Ring. It would serve Bitchman right if Sarah, Chuck, and several loyal FBI agents got killed because Beckman and Meyers have to be the puppetmasters. Finally! Chuck realizes he's just a tool for the CIA and NSA to circumvent US laws. Sometimes you just have to destroy the Constitution to preserve it, right? Absolute power corrupts absolutely everything. USA! USA!

Sarah wants an real boyfriend that doesn't care if a bellboy is openly fucking her with his eyes? Maybe she should grab the nearest pole and slide up and down it to put on a show for bellboy to show she's a modern badass woman? She might have gotten a few dollars shoved into her panties if Chuck hadn't acted so "possessive" as to put his arm around her. Caveman" would be if Chuck smashed in the bellboy's face as the perv drooled while looking down Sarah's blouse.) Sarah seemingly likes having men objectify her, it shows she's not rusty at seduction.. which would really bother her. Of course, Cuck probably realized Sarah was used to having more than just drool splattered on her chest during her many seduction missions.

I'd be remiss, after so much criticism of how you portray Sarah (in particular) and Chuck, if I didn't give you massive kudos for coming up with complex non-canon missions for the team that are well-integrated into the overall story. Also, your action sequences are outstanding.

Oh, yeah. Who among us doesn't love a good Slutty Sarah who couldn't go a whole 6 months without banging a rando...until she met Chuck, of course. I hope Sarah was regularly tested for STIs. Maybe Chuck *should* be worried about getting syphilis from Sarah?

I love that Sarah can't say "ILU" to Chuck...nor did she tell him her real name first when she had an entire day alone with Chuck in her apartment and on the ride to Big Bear Lake. But, she tells her fellow spy whore, Carina, everything. (If Carina assumed Sarah had sex with Cole...that must have been Sarah's MO in the past. Otherwise, Carina would know Sarah didn't 'do' full seductions and not make the assumption.)

So Beckman wished Chuck had let The Ring take the Intersect computer rather than blown it up? Chuck thinks of Graham and says to himself "god rest his soul"? I guess Sarah also hasn't told Chuck how Graham coerced "an emotionally stunted teenager" into being his personal killing machine? I guess something else only Carina gets to know about Sarah. The man Sarah thinks she wants to marry doesn't need to know her past. Lol.

I love how Sarah thinks of Chuck as a cuckold and is turned on by his submissiveness. Honesty *is* the best policy. (C#ckf3v3r, lol. That's priceless!) Cuck seems fine with it...just like he's fine with Sarah's seduction missions.