|Reviews for Last Tango in Forks|
| rclaurel chapter 3 . 9/1/2013
oh shit, did Tanya kill herself and Edward is blaming himself for it.
| Guest chapter 4 . 8/29/2013
its getting hooooot
| Guest chapter 1 . 8/29/2013
very nice introductory chapter
| Guest chapter 23 . 8/28/2013
Just like that? I'm sorry I can't read this anymore. It is written so well but I just can't stand the characters.
| Guest chapter 20 . 8/28/2013
She is seriously taking out her anger on the wrong people. She wronged jake so much. She had no right.
| Guest chapter 19 . 8/28/2013
I hope he left her ass. Once a cheat always a cheat. He's not much better.
| Guest chapter 18 . 8/28/2013
She is pathetic
| Guest chapter 6 . 8/28/2013
She is a bitch! I'm sorry but I hate Bella. I love your writing though but I really hate her character.
| Guest chapter 2 . 8/28/2013
Oh god she's a cheat! She had sex with a stranger and she's with someone else? She has gone way down.
| AnakinPadmeSkywalker chapter 4 . 8/22/2013
Very sexy! I remember now, I heard that Caramel song as one of the background soundtracks for Closer.
..."Wembley and Boober were brothers from the same litter that had been dumped at the animal shelter where Bella had worked for extra money while attending school at the University of Phoenix. There had been six kittens in total, all malnourished, and they were the frailest of the group, which meant that nobody had wanted them. Nobody but Bella. She couldn't stand to leave them there every night when she went home, so one day they came home with her."...
This is a first-a mention of University of Phoenix (and thank you for not portraying the school as idiots). That's my alumni!
I liked the bit about the cats too; I rescued a cat once that was emaciated, and saw the weight gain and difference that very same day. By the third day, she had shiny black fur and a little pot belly already. :-)
| AnakinPadmeSkywalker chapter 1 . 8/20/2013
Wow! I certainly didn't expect the chapter to end like that!
| Sweatermouse chapter 10 . 8/20/2013
Haha! Loved it! ' I had to find a way to work butter in there! 'que rimshot :) I thought it was lovely
| Sweatermouse chapter 7 . 8/20/2013
Ok, I know this story is finished but I've been working my way through 2012 award winning stories from Teh Lemonade Stand, and your story fits me in so many ways that it's disturbing!
1. I LOVE FRAGGLE ROCK! (I have so many toys and books and clothes and DVDs, maybe I have a problem...)
2. I am a huge slipknot fan
3. I am the ONLY person I know who knows about The Mighty Boosh, and likes it
4. The sexy times these two have are amazing too!
Just thought I would let you know that I am in love with this story! Thanks!
| quietMADNESS29 chapter 17 . 8/19/2013
| quietMADNESS29 chapter 5 . 8/17/2013
Ok I'm on a roll but I have to pause for a moment to say that I love your portayal of Edward so far. Sometimes when people write angst they can take it one step too far. It gets over done time and time again. But with your writing style, you make it angsty without all the added drama, and its more believable that way. I feel his pain without getting annoyed. He's not shutting out his family (completely) and he's letting someone else in (kinda). It's very refreshing to read! Alright, I'm done now. Onward!