Reviews for Take Me Into Your Ark
Guest chapter 1 . 8/28/2017
If this isn't the best piece of bible fanficRion I've ever heard
what chapter 1 . 8/14/2017
I'd say you need Jesus
I liked it but only ironically
jesus4life chapter 1 . 8/13/2017
This is beautiful. Iam a woman of God, and I think God himself would approve. Noah x Jesus is myfavorite .beauty. xo
jesusfucker69 chapter 1 . 7/23/2017
Hello, I think your fanfiction is good, but it would use more belly-button action. I think this would be much hotter if Jesus fucked the living shit out of Noah's belly button. Maybe even add in other religions like Buddhism. Maybe make them compete to see who is the best religion in any way that you think is necessary ;).

I masturbated a lot, huge balls bouncing is with no regrets.
Love, jesusfucker69
Aidan chapter 1 . 6/19/2017
a piece of art
Guest chapter 1 . 6/15/2017
Well... that was interesting...

This is what happens when you look up Jesus fanfic st 12:00 am
OMG chapter 1 . 6/13/2017
I love in
Harry chapter 1 . 6/8/2017
It was time for Thomas to leave he had seen everything
Guest chapter 1 . 6/3/2017
im crying this is art
Guest chapter 1 . 5/30/2017
i am now scared for life thank you very much
Guest chapter 1 . 5/28/2017
A work of art
why chapter 1 . 5/7/2017
This is hilarious lol
Guest chapter 1 . 5/5/2017
When Jesus jizzed in Noah's asshole, it should have said "Noah's Ark" instead of "Noah's anal canvity." Other than that, 10/10 will read again
Miguel Feliz chapter 1 . 4/17/2017
Best one I have found so far. I think I came like six times in the first paragraph
Guest chapter 1 . 4/3/2017
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