|Reviews for Take Me Into Your Ark|
| vicodinowa chapter 1 . 5/25/2015
Oh my gawd. Thank you TUMBLR, THank You person who wrote this. This is pure gold.
| Guest chapter 1 . 5/24/2015
I'm going to hell.
see u all there.
| Guest chapter 1 . 5/9/2015
Yup, I'm going to Hell. XDD well, 's not like I believed in God anyway. But Jesus fucking Christ(more like Jesus fucking Noah), that was just... XD I can't even explain how I feel about it. I don't know whether I should cry or laugh
| Jon Pilking chapter 1 . 4/29/2015
What the fuck is this? I don't even...
| Boudicca1 chapter 1 . 4/20/2015
THIS IS AMAZING OH MY GOD THE PUNS AND JESUS WEARS SPIDER MAN PANTIES BECAUSE OF COURSE
| Guest chapter 1 . 4/14/2015
I've never read the Bible before so I'm glad to have an idea of what to expect when I go to church next
| Jesuslover69 chapter 1 . 4/8/2015
Love this. All I want now is a Mother Mary X Mary Magdelene smut
| Guest chapter 1 . 4/3/2015
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/29/2015
10/10, truly a masterpiece.
| Guest chapter 1 . 3/11/2015
I'm an atheist but I'm pretty sure just reading this has damned me to hell lol so funny though
| OnTheJazz chapter 1 . 3/2/2015
Oh god I loved this.
| 8annie81 chapter 1 . 3/3/2015
Found this on Tumblr. Was even better than expected. Spider-Man Christmas presents
| nestila crystal chapter 1 . 2/24/2015
ummm... that was weird...
| im so sorry chapter 1 . 2/21/2015
this... this is my guilty pleasure... and im so fuckin ashamed because im an atheist (alltho ive kinda read the bible and all, plus the whole story was always in the back of my head bc i live in a really relligious place) i swear if there is a hell i will probably go there, and i will deserve it. this is so well written and just... AMAZING
| 121212 chapter 1 . 2/16/2015
10/10 MORE PLEASE CAME BUCKETS