Reviews for The Warlord
GeezerWench chapter 22 . 1/7/2015
Edward certainly has an intriguing point of view. And when I wasn't laughing at him, I could kind of see his point.

Damn, what were those Druids thinking, wanting to live in harmony with nature and all that bullshit? God knows we need sin, guilt, and punishment to keep us in line! And a manly, fire and brimstone, vengeful male God.

Screw that feminine goddess stuff.

Back in the day, I went to a Baptist private school for a while. No drinkin', no smokin', no dancin', no fun.

That was the extent of my religious education.

Edward got it bad. I'd almost bet he was raised a Catholic.

Oh, yes, Jasper. Get back to your natural food source.
GeezerWench chapter 21 . 1/7/2015
I'm not thrilled with how the women are being treated, though I kind of think Alice deserves it, but I do enjoy Edward having his ass handed to him. Or broken into pieces. Whichever the case may be.

I really hope he doesn't hurt Bella.
GeezerWench chapter 20 . 1/7/2015
DESTROY EDWARD!

I agree.
GeezerWench chapter 19 . 1/7/2015
Oh, God, Edward killed Charlie!

I hope Jasper makes him pay and pay and pay.

Edward was carrying Bella in that vision Alice had.
GeezerWench chapter 18 . 1/7/2015
Edward went and took Bella.

Jasper's scent wasn't enough to make that boy see sense. He'd have no respect for Jasper.

Whoa. Marcus did Alice right there.

Jeez.
GeezerWench chapter 17 . 1/7/2015
Yeah, put your scent all over the house, Jasper.

But will that stop Edward? Probably not. He's an idiot with a death wish.

The wolves / wolf pack will be under Jasper's domain, too? It'll be good for 'em.

Damn. She tore up all of Jasper's stuff. I'd beat her just for that.

Edward's been all over the place. Made a circle around the little cabin. I'm surprised he didn't try to break in.
GeezerWench chapter 16 . 1/7/2015
Jasper may just die of blue balls.
GeezerWench chapter 15 . 1/7/2015
Jasper has a Boss Lady to answer to? Huh.

Very Biblical. Bella do this and Bella do that. The woman shall submit to her husband and all that bullshit.

Is he going to make her wear a Burqa, too?
GeezerWench chapter 14 . 1/7/2015
Well, jeez! Quite screwing around, Jasper, and get to business!
GeezerWench chapter 13 . 1/7/2015
Finally! Jasper gets to her room.

And where the hell is Edward? Outside now? Perched up in a tree, watching?

Interesting this aqua di amore thing.
GeezerWench chapter 12 . 1/7/2015
Edward is going to fight for Bella? He's an idiot.

Hello Ivan! Come on in. Meet Alice.
GeezerWench chapter 11 . 1/7/2015
Poor Bella doesn't want to hurt anyone.

Screw that.

Tell Edward and Alice to take a hike. Again. It's not like she didn't already tell them that.
GeezerWench chapter 10 . 1/7/2015
Oh my! Carlisle knocked Esme down to her knees in the living room?

I imagine Edward was mortified!

Well, now they have all that worked out—Emmett and Rose can go have fun in the woods, while Jasper hunts and then goes and tracks down Alice so he can beat her ass.

As long as Alice hasn't circled back to try and get at Bella.

And where the hell is Edward?
GeezerWench chapter 9 . 1/7/2015
Close the window to Edward? He may try to get in anyway. He doesn't know yet that Jasper is moving in on Bella, though.

Wait for him wearing just panties? Huh.

Alice showing some jealousy there while Jasper was having fun with the Denali girls.

Could be trouble for Bella.
GeezerWench chapter 8 . 1/6/2015
Close one, there.

Looking forward to Jasper "breaking" Alice. Seems to me she was pushing her luck earlier.
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