Reviews for Jasper Turns Gay
Milene Lira chapter 1 . 12/13/2010
I'm laugh SO hard! hahahaha

Omg! It's hilarious: "EDDIE!" Jasper yelled in a nasally voice- sounding quite like Lauren Mallory- as he frolicked down the stairs and 'gracefully' tackled 'Eddie'.

"What the fuck?" was Edward's wise response.

"What? Don't you remember me? Don't you remember last night?" Jasper questioned."


"I'm sorry, Edward- I over reacted. It seems as though you have forgotten last night." Jasper smoothly slid closer to Edward, so they were shoulder to shoulder. "Would you like me to remind you? To help you remember?" He asked suggestively. Bella's eyes widened dangerously, and Edward would have gagged if he were human. Jasper's hand slithered over Edward's shoulder, pulling him close and whispered something that Bella couldn't hear, but the brunette suspected it to be appalling since Edward's face twisted and mimed vomiting."

Sammy.jay chapter 1 . 11/23/2010
I literally was roflmao!
MovingSomewhereElse chapter 1 . 11/12/2010
wow. That needs to be put on "Funniest things of all time".

It's real.

I love this: it's funnier than Emo Bella. lol

Okay, the last part was the part that made my sides hurt.








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cock-and-coke-my-white-rabbit chapter 1 . 10/17/2010
LOL! The fake s** thing from Easy A! LOVED IT!
ilovethetwilightsagagradof2018 chapter 1 . 7/30/2010
i love it! it was great! i can't stop laughing!
iluvmypetsmb chapter 1 . 7/6/2010
i like your story
treena-ivy-carter chapter 1 . 7/6/2010
That was hilarious!
PsychoticNari chapter 1 . 6/28/2010
XDDD I laughed really hard at the hallway part
kelsey your cousin chapter 1 . 6/28/2010
RedAndBlackRose chapter 1 . 6/2/2010

hahahaha he turns gay!

lets not forget that he sparkles and he glows!

hahaha this is probably the most weirdest place to say this but

im gonna miss u soo much this summer, but ill keep reading :)

u should make carlisle addicted to human blood or jacob starts to act like a vamp :P

gonna miss u!

3 Ana
emokitty9 chapter 1 . 6/2/2010
ha really ***** i can't believe u actually wrote it ha WOW
TheLoveOfHate chapter 1 . 5/25/2010
all too funny!
Sweetarts116 chapter 1 . 5/23/2010
Bella and Alice are so mean to him! I LOVED IT!