Reviews for Come Clean
SagaDevotee chapter 1 . 11/18/2013
adorable. sweet. sexy. LOVED IT.
HollyShannenForever chapter 1 . 3/18/2013
That...was...HILARIOUS! Best non-canon pairing ever lol
cband chapter 1 . 2/23/2013
Ahh! I love this story ! Its amazing
RunsfromReality chapter 1 . 8/27/2011
Too fun ... especially since I'm a huge fan of the "Stacey's Mom" song. Also nice to see an Esme X Emmett - that a rare blend in the fandom.
Britt01 chapter 1 . 5/11/2011
Awwwww...I LOVE a good Emmett, and him interacting with Jasper was so sweet and perfect. Great one-shot!
mugglemom08 chapter 1 . 5/8/2011
LOVED this!
oskigal chapter 1 . 5/4/2011
I loved this story. The main storyline was great, you did a really good job creating Esme and Emmett and making them believable. I also LOVED the Jasper/Emmett interactions they were too funny. Ant the little bits of Alice were perfect, if you thought about taking these characters up from the J/A perspective it would be too cute. Thanks for the story!
KiyaRaven chapter 1 . 5/4/2011
Aw, baby, what a sweet story! The familial bonds were so clear and affectionate, it made my heart happy.

Your Emmett is gorgeous.

Beautiful job.

K x
Julia-S77 chapter 1 . 5/4/2011
loved this story and the pairings! off to read your other stories now xx
suzmac33 chapter 1 . 5/2/2011
Loved it:) So glad it was recommended on Perv Pack! I will be checking out the rest of your library too!
twilightnaley19 chapter 1 . 12/7/2010
durteelilsecret chapter 1 . 12/6/2010
Well I was a little confused, but then I got it. I loved the use of most characters. My heart goes out to Carlisle. *sigh*

It was really well done and the making Rose a baby and Jasper a teen and Emmett gett'n with Esme very unique! Great Job!
BBSapphire24 chapter 1 . 10/21/2010
Just so you know, Hmonster rec'd this to me, and I'm excited for some Es/Em! ;)

Aw. Charlotte is Bella and Edward's daughter? That's cute.

Ha, Jasper is Esme's son? I love it. Wow, I wasn't expecting Jasper to be that old...

I like that Jasper and Emmett are close in this, it's a hint of their canon relationship. Jasper's response to Esme was adorable. MAN stuff. LOL

Fliriting is NOT friendly and not "semi-polite". A wave and a smile would be friendly and polite. A smirk and a wink, he's picturing you nekkid. JS.

HAHAHA There's Jasper! Omg. He is such a teenage boy. Ugh. I love it and hate it. lol "Sorry Charlie" - I want to laugh with Jasper and shake the shit out of him.

Jasper is SO lying.

Damn. I am imagining Emmett in the gym and how glorious THAT would be. Sigh.

Ha we need to get Esme some. The girl at the counter, the one swooning, I would have probably had the irrational jealous urge - you know what I'm talking about...

I love that she has a mental porn folder. I also love that she thinks about how thankful she is Jasper can't hear her thoughts. lol

Felix and Alec, nice spin on the characters.

Edward and Charlotte sound adorable playin in the shallow end, js.

Alice. wow. Shrills. (I don't want to do birthday parties, ever.) Haha Oh I can imagine how confused Jasper could be... OMFG. HAHAHAHA. He thinks she wants to hold hands when they cross the street... for safety? Oh man.

I gotta admit, Alice is pretty brave just busting in there, guns a blazin' without a worry in the world...

.Emmett. HELLO. Please to be coming to MY pool party.

Pelted him with dog shit? LoL

Gah. Jasper, your mom is working here!

Aw. Emmett is so good to Jasper. Helping him with the confidence and truly caring/liking him. ::SWOON::

BWAHAHA. Bella, nice wording, I agree.

LoL Esme mixing up the food was cute, and Bella calling her out, it's good to see a strong Bella who can talk honestly, openly and bluntly without blushing every 2 seconds.

MILF sounds so funny coming from Bella. Kind of like she just learned it and is trying to be "in the know" with it - in a good way, you know? lol


Oh dear lord. Yes, Emmett, YOU are most certainly the list.

Emmett is going to be a perv isn't he? Thinking all the things both him and Esme want... this should be interesting. ::fans self::

Ha. He can't keep a single thought clean.

"Girls might grow into women, but they're definitely still girls." - Ha. Same goes for men. So we're all just teenagers sex-driven and giggling madly?

Emmett is most certainly not a pervert, just a man. A uh... pretty hot man.

Oh god. This is... almost painful for Emmett, but I can't stop laughing.

I liked the "soulful brown eyes"

OMG. HE WANTS TO CUDDLE? He's so fucking precious.

I like the cuddling. JFS.

"I hoped she didn't pee in the pool." - LOL

Oh no. He walked into Esme and the cake? Oh no!


Omg. I love how blunt Emmett is, saying Jasper just needed to jerk off, but how sweet he is in realizing Jasper doesn't have someone around to tell him! I love that Emmett had a man-to-man talk with him and helped him. ::SWOOOOON::

Ha. Strip. Wow. I am loving this.

No, Emmett she is in fact, just as turned on as you are. Make a move man!


GO FOR IT ESME! YES! Oh shit. He's saying her name, oh god, he's going to be sooo embarrassed.

Oh wow. Emmett naked in the shower is unbelievably sexy.

.Lord. This is hot. Like really hot. "Woman, I'ma fuck you so hard, we're gonna bust through this glass, you keep talking like that," - You are going to kill me ded.

I am totally digging that Esme is strong and assertive.

Wow. That was an intense and amazingly written orgasm. ;)

Oh god. Could you imagine if that 14 yr old was running around... oh god.

Ha. "little pyro"

Oh shit. Jasper. THANK GOD Jasper was asking about Alice, that could have been... wow. Awwwkward.

Graduating High School? Geez...

Hahaha Alice and Jasper, she was right. lol


That description of Emmett with Rosalie, especially her giggling and smacking his chest while he made funny faces, was unbelievably precious.

I liked hearing a bit of how Jasper handled Emmett and Esme getting together and how Emmett "handled" Jasper.

Emmett cried when Jasper made varsity? AW!

"Fuck age. Just a number. And often inaccurate." - ha. love this.

Wearing him down and pissing his graduation gown? I love Emmett's wording.

"DUDE," I retorted. "It's called a PERIOD, or 'THE COMMUNISTS ARE IN THE FUNHOUSE'—your Mom loves it when I say that. You should have heard her when I called it 'SHARK WEEK', she was pissed. Or you could call it MENSTRUATION, if you want to talk like your Uncle Edward, the prissy bastard. Anyway, man up and get over it." - SERIOUSLY, I fucking LOVE Emmett. LMAO.

This moment - Jasper and Emmett talking - is fantastic.

"As long as your Mom doesn't know I let you swear like that..."

"I think she knows."

"Probably. Proceed." - I am cracking up over here.

Yes. I love hearing the first time Emmett saw/met Esme.

I am totally swooning over how Emmett's feelings and relationship with Esme progressed.

"I felt a sharp sting as that little shit slapped me weakly in the face. "DUDE!" Jasper yelled." - LMAO at the little shit and Jasper actually slapping him. I love their relationship.

"but then he might call me a pussy, and I'd have to beat him. And then I'd be in the doghouse with Esme. Plus, who knew? " - again, the thought process and consequences make me laugh.

Esme and Emmett are so cute together.

OMG. ESME ISN'T AFRAID OF GETTING... or should I say GOING DOWN! Hell yes! ::fist pump::

This was a wonderful one-shot. I really enjoyed this. Esme and Emmett are great together! Thanks for writing and sharing!


SubtlePen chapter 1 . 10/20/2010
OMFG I LOVED THIS! thanks to hmonster04 for the rec - oh holy jeezus. the commies are in teh funhouse? fuck i love your emmett. HARD. *trots off to see if you have more*
Madmum chapter 1 . 9/17/2010
Nice pairing! :D
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