Reviews for Buxom Wenches
auctavia1228 chapter 8 . 5/17/2013
Okay, here I go again. I start reading a damn story, really get into it, only to find out, that it is not finished. Holy crap! This story is not only really fucking funny, but also very creative and good. So, if that is the case, and I'm sure others would agree. Why in the name of Danu, did you not complete this? I should have looked at the date this was posted, and when the last posting was. My bad! Although I am so not a Twilight fan, as I see you no longer are either. Reading a story that makes fun of it, is right up my alley. And to top it off, you have number 2 of the 2 people I am obsessed with in this. I cannot get enough of The Goblin King. He's the whole reason I even like the damn movie in the first place. The 4 things I like about Jareth the most, and in this order are...His eyes(which includes his eyebrows and markings); his hair(would very much love to play with it); the fact that he is a magical being, with powers and is so not a human; and most of all his crystals(could watch him forever when he moves them about like he does). So, hopefully someday when you are in the mood. Please, come back to this story and finish it. It would please me very much. Thank you.
prettyflour chapter 5 . 7/2/2012
Oh my god! Love this! Jareth is soooo bad ass.
prettyflour chapter 2 . 6/20/2012
Ha ha ha! I love Twilight and I love poking fun at it even more!
Morning and Evening Star chapter 8 . 11/21/2011
Omg, this song...this song...holds the very essence of what all musician's nightmares are made of...Rick James' "Super Freak"
yuchi1994 chapter 8 . 8/13/2011
please update soon
Idon'treallyusethissitesoyeah chapter 8 . 7/7/2011
Girls ARE scary. Lol, Sarah totally dismissed Jareth's Super-Amazingly-Sexy-Smoulder-Stare like it was nothing. It makes me proud to be a woman. :')
Raafling chapter 8 . 6/16/2011
I came for the twilight crossover/parody/bashing with one of my favourite fandoms, I stayed for the awesome. I am now eagerly awaiting more!
WhatTheSpoot chapter 8 . 4/1/2011
ForSanity'sSake chapter 2 . 4/1/2011
I happen to be a Twilight fan (I'm not proud of it, though, because I have this theory that the pages of the book were spiked with ecstasy...) and I must say, Edward isn't quite THAT dramatic. He's over-the-top, sure, but... Not like that. I could see the begining, and the end, but not the gooey little center. No way anyone - not even a teen vampire - would promise openly to watch someone while they slept five seconds after meeting her. Plus, isn't he supposed to be eternally faithful to Bella? IDK. I'm just saying, amusing as this is, someone's gunna slit your throat for this if you don't fix it. NOT ME! But someone will.
What The Spoot chapter 1 . 4/1/2011
You know what song is exceptionally stupid, but you've got to love? 'The Best Day Ever'- Spongebob Squarepants.

"Mr. Sun came up and he smiled at me... He said, 'It's gunna be a good one, just wait and see...' Jumped out of bed, and I ran outside, feeling so extra-extatic-fied... It's the BEST DAY EVER!"
anon chapter 2 . 3/4/2011
'swirl of ink', nice touch
Perfectly English chapter 8 . 2/23/2011
WHAT? I need to read more :'( It's been nearly three months! PLEASE UPDATE SOON
Perfectly English chapter 7 . 2/23/2011
Sorry not allowed to comment twice on the same chapter, this is for the last

"clad in dastardly black leather, wearing a tricorn hat adorned with a magnificent, blood-red feather" - oh you didn't... that just made my day XD
Perfectly English chapter 6 . 2/23/2011
In communist Underground, hairspray is banned as it costs an indecent amount to fund
Kidnapkid chapter 8 . 2/12/2011
More more more!

Song suggestions: she's a lady by tom jones!
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