Hello, fellow pedos!

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I’m a pedophile, I worship Satan, I eat poop and drink pee, I like it in the vagina and anal, I love long and extensive black penises, I rape children and animals and kidnap to satisfy my lust, I have AIDS and I infect people for fun.

Please send me lots of kiddie porn!

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I laughed so hard at this. Why is this my first time seeing Frosty the Snowman FanFic? Hilarious, dude. Just hilarious.

Even seven years later this story still cracks me up. Man, those were good times. :D

AWESOME STORY! I LOVE IT!

Poor Frosty. He didn't stand a chance against Iron Man. Nice parody.

I loved this cartoon when I was little, and I do not appreciate this mockery of it.

Lol

I am Iron Man and I'm fucking scared of talking fucking snowman

actually this is one of my favorite stories

i can relate çuz i write crackfics too

-AWSM

"Hey, look a hat!" Billy said as he ran over and picked it up.

"No shit, just put it on this thing so we can go, I'm freezing here." Sally said as she shivered.

"Shut up, whore!" Billy placed the hat on the snowman's head.

That part always cracks me up. I love it when people are told to shut up all randomly. LOL. ROFL. LMFAO.

I loved the Frosty the Fuckin' Snowman part

It made me crack up XD

That was very funny I liked it...

nice story its funny as hell!

this was not a good story even the point of people bieng terrible sucked it sounded like u wrote one word and said hell with it and stopped gosh all hopes of ceativity is gone please go stand in the corner and think about what youve done before writing another piece thank you and have a nice day

Dude, you are DISTURBED! Why would put this on fanfiction? It's a horrible idea and not written well. Plus, since Iron-Man appeared, it should be a crossover. For crying out loud, get a brain, you dork!

I like this version better