|Reviews for The Ballad Of The Gunslinger And The Cat|
| starangel4379 chapter 17 . 13h ago
I remembered that I had read this fanfic a long time ago and I reread the whole thing today. It's been almost two years since you've updated and I just wanted you to know that this is one of my most favorite fanfics ever. If you decide to update, I would be ecstatic. If not, I just wanted to say thank you for creating this fanfic and that you are a talented writer.
| Obsidian Skye chapter 17 . 5/2/2013
Hey! When are you gonna update? It's been, like, a year!
| Advocaat chapter 17 . 2/21/2013
Noooooooooooooo! Get your fat ass out of the kitchen and write me some more chapters, woman!
Uh, I mean, great chapter. It was really fun... and interesting.
Seriously though, I will find you in your sleep. I know which continents you don't live on. Time's a tickin'. Your genitalia will soon be forfeit. Raar raar raaar.
| Advocaat chapter 16 . 2/21/2013
This was more awesome sauce than can be drizzled cleanly onto any rofltaco. Y u only have one more chapter for me? I'm going to cry. I swear it! Don't think I won't.
I'm suffering from the same issue that plagued me the last time I read this fic. Now all other Yuffentine fics are going to seem dull and stock in comparison. Nay, all Final Fantasy fics in general. You've ruined me, you ginormous bastard.
PS. Father my children. k thanx.
| Advocaat chapter 15 . 2/21/2013
Curses! I have read this one. It was still freaking hilarious though. I couldn't remember exactly which summon materia Yuffie had filched from Cloud's jacket, but the more you built it up, the more I was like, "It's gonna be goddamn Choco/Mog. I know it." Super ultimate high five for that.
What is Shelke doing with the baddie brigade? What are they all after? What does Vincent drink with breakfast? All of these very pressing questions need answers. And you will give them to me. Or, like I threatened in my last review, I will cry. You don't want that on your conscience.
| Advocaat chapter 14 . 2/21/2013
omgadkjsdkjldspazz. I've reached the end of the old stuff and am now excitedly venturing into new, unexplored territory. In fact, I'm so excited, I just can't hide it. I know I'm going to be very sad when I get to the latest chapter, since I know it's been nearly a year since you last updated (I might even cry), but for now, I will just enjoy this to the fullest extent.
| Advocaat chapter 13 . 2/21/2013
I'm combining this review with chapter twelve's because I have already reviewed that one in the past, and the site won't let me review it again.
/Chaos may have been designed for the express purpose of making everything on the planet his bitch, but it doesn't seem like you've picked up any of the hunting skills./
This might actually be my favorite line in this entire fic. I used to quote this like a mofo when I first read this chapter. To my friends, to my roommate, to my cat... everyone was made privy to my love for this line.
Chapter 12 has so much going for it. It has humor (of course), drama, action, suspense, everything. You write one helluva action scene, btw. And you do it from the first person too. You are even shinier and more golden than Cid.
The bit with Smithey's in chapter 13 is always terribly funny to me. That shopkeeper kid is creeptacular.
I'm almost caught up to where I left off before. I'm excited to read your newer chapters. I know they'll be rad.
| Advocaat chapter 11 . 2/21/2013
I just adore that part with the rubber bullets. Vincent is such a prick. I love it.
For a guy, you do a pretty killer job of writing a girl. I applaud you for that. I find Yuffie completely identifiable.
I'm looking forward to the dragon chapter. Going there now, in fact.
| Advocaat chapter 10 . 2/20/2013
Holy plot, Batman! I am seriously impressed by your power of plot. You dropped a brilliant little bomb into this story. All I can do is sit back with a bucket of popcorn and an ass-load of watermelon airheads and enjoy.
| Advocaat chapter 9 . 2/20/2013
Oh no! Yuffie's ubermojo! Come back! They're gonna ship you off with Cloud.
That dialogue about Vincent's man-breasts was pure gold. In fact, that whole episode with Cid was magical. I wish Cid were my dad too. Freaking bucket of awesome.
| Advocaat chapter 8 . 2/20/2013
This is one of the chapters that always stuck with me the most. All the drama and excitement, and all that. Plus the Cecil and Rosa bit was very memorable to me.
Bringing out Galian Beast to row was a clever (and silly) idea. I'm looking forward to them meeting up with Cid. XD
| Advocaat chapter 7 . 2/20/2013
I could quote so much of this. All of it was the highest degree of awesome. The awesomest awesome sauce. I want to sprinkle it all over my tacos. It would turn them into rofltacos, and I would ingest them and become a bit more fabulous for it.
The way Yuffie always refers to Vincent as a whore in her head tickles me to no end. I'd forgotten about that little gem when I started rereading this fic. Never change. You are perfection.
| Advocaat chapter 6 . 2/20/2013
Shenanigans abound! I always love the part where Yuffie says that she and Reeve got married. She just whips that out like a fork at a buffet.
The bra debacle was hilarious. Yuffie's reaction, especially. /I'd have to chop him up into exactly two hundred and eight pieces, and hide one piece in every potted plant in town./ Clearly the only logical solution.
| Advocaat chapter 5 . 2/19/2013
First of all, the title of this chapter is extra fantastic. Secondly, all these nicknames for Vinners are gonna make me bust a gut. Yuffie's vast arsenal of names is nothing to sneeze at. Same with her names for his chocobo.
As always, you are a god. And I've taken up religion just to worship you.
| Advocaat chapter 4 . 2/19/2013
Your action scenes are epic, and don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. Vincent's nick-of-time rescues are delightful. You always find a way to make them awesome rather than cliche. Kudos for that.