Reviews for Altair's Outtakes
XxLibbyIsabelxX chapter 1 . 6/18
OMG this made me crack up to point of crying! I think these EXACT things when I play the game... especially with the beggar women ruining all the missions because they won't freaking move. Got a lot of desyncronizations for stabbing those women for getting in my way... I mean, how does a 95 pound woman cause a highly muscular assassin to just stop dead in his tracks cause they ask him for money?
simran chapter 1 . 5/8
awesome dude! i just love it! honestly who would have thought way...only you!
Nikolai22 chapter 1 . 12/22/2015
LOL the last one tho.
The blue thing is real. That's how itself it's like "let's just have a nice chat because as soon as you die 20 guards are gonna hop on my ass"
Anonymous chapter 1 . 6/4/2015
You are a genius!
AnnAisu chapter 1 . 3/8/2014
Reader: *laughs* You did a good job! *Falls out of chair laughing* Okay, so that bit didn't actually happen... but I moved in my seat a little.
Reader:...You do know that you just need to throw money on the ground, right? the lute players drop their instruments and everyone runs over and mobs around the gold, screaming ""GOLD! GOLD!". Even the guards get in on the action, which made for a great distraction for sneaking in to getting the Codex pages. There's even an achievement for throwing enough - philanthropist, or something. You only throw 15 florins, so it's not even lot. Heck, by the end of the game, I could have been throwing money every third step and still had plenty to spare! Unlike Altair...
Beggar: Please! Can't you spare a few coins?
Altair: Lady, look. I'm flat out broke. I don't have a coin to my name; I have to eat the slop they serve in the Assassin Bureaus because I can't even afford to eat, much less give out my nonexistent money to beggars!
CJ-T-Bone chapter 1 . 2/1/2014
i love it, make another chapter please, i want more of this. Please. :) EPIC.
MondayNight chapter 1 . 12/25/2013
This is HILARIOUS! Exactly my thoughts when I played the game. Altaire's reactions are just priceless.
G-POW chapter 1 . 12/13/2013
I just wanna say this is hilarious and if you're still reading reviews, might I suggest this image that sums up this fic perfectly as a cover page?

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Not spam or porn, I swear.
Jiejiep chapter 1 . 11/2/2013
Hahahaha! This is the most amazing thing ever! You have such a brilliant mind for coming up with all this. Make a Saturday evening ill in bed complete. Thank you.
sweettea1 chapter 1 . 9/4/2013
Loved this! True, and hilarious - especially the segment upon the citizens. I feel so bad for Altair whenever those people say such mean things...:/.

Good job!

sweettea1
Suomenlinna chapter 1 . 5/21/2013
OMG, I laughed *so* hard at the leap-of-faith one. I think I woke my room mate... Whoops. XD
Warbird571 chapter 1 . 9/26/2012
This is hilarious XD
I love it all, I only wish there was more :)
little assassin chapter 1 . 8/7/2012
they are really fun and I love them
AngelSyn chapter 1 . 6/22/2012
Very good, very good! Surprise butt secks indeed XD
nomorestoriesgoaway chapter 1 . 5/28/2012
XD I think these exact things when I play the game to. Especially that one guy that says if I fall he's not gonna help me. I just want to kill him.
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