Reviews for Decisions: Naruto
DarkestLightsBrightestShadows chapter 2 . 5/18/2014
eaten by akamaru my first try...
lapinou chapter 2 . 5/7/2014
Thanks I got the harem on my first try!
Plasmagun234 chapter 1 . 12/3/2013
This is like those books Twisted Journeys
Guest chapter 2 . 10/29/2013
the lemons were good, but the one with kurenai seemed to be made from a badly written porno at the start. Lemonade always means sex doesn't it. either way great fic. do more.;
DarkGundam-X chapter 2 . 8/1/2013
Let me begin by saying that I like this story. This is the 2nd time I read it. After dying a few time I decided to write down the "paths" by making a "tree" like structure/schematic thingy in excel. These are the results of my "research notes" the Icha Icha Cheats.

Icha Icha Cheats
The many Paths of Pain
Little hints, to avoid that horrible death.
Avoid: 1, 11, 12, 14, 18, 26, 27, 28, 30, 35, 40, 41

The Paths of Pleasure:
A path to ever girl. There are more ways to reach certain girls.
2,3,15,9,17,19,29 Kurenai
2,3,15,9,17,20, 21,28 Anko
2,3,15,9,17,20, 22,23 Sakura
2,3,15,9,17,20, 22,24,25 Hinata
2,3,15,16,45,47,49 Ino
2,3,15,16,45,47,50 Tenten
2,3,15,16,45,47,51 Temari
2,3,15,16,45,47,52,57,61 Harem
2,4,6,8,31,33,36 Temari v2
2,4,6,8,31,34,32,38 Shizune
2,4,6,8,31,34,32,37,39,42,43 Sakura v2
2,4,6,8,31,34,32,37,39,42,44 Tsunade
2,4,6,7,10,13 Tenten v2

A dirty mind is a joy forever, have fun.
If I any mistakes... I dont care. :D I should get a hobby this took me hours.
Forever Free Evergreen chapter 1 . 7/20/2013
I'm trying to do a similar thing to you only I'm using separate chapters per part & mixing them all up before posting. Did you think of that first before just tossing everything into one posting all higgledy-piggledy?
Reviewer chapter 2 . 6/30/2013
First time I got the Bonus Lemon
Tenjoin Asuka chapter 1 . 12/15/2012
Interesting...I've never seen a story done like this
Narutohinata4e chapter 2 . 9/5/2012
3 is my lucky number :D

I was hoping fot hte naruhina lemon an had it on my 3 try *HAPPY DANCE*

But befor that ...

I GOT RAPED BY ANKO !

and fucked up my free day because of soap !

But what ever nice lemon loved it so cute
Guest chapter 1 . 8/18/2012
INO PLEASE INO INO INO INO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WITH A ... CHOCALATE CHIP ON TOP ... OR A CHERRY WICH EVER ONE
Killzone180 chapter 3 . 7/22/2012
I got EVERY possible choice! I'm such a no life, however, I really enjoyed this fic!
Killzone180 chapter 2 . 7/22/2012
Got to "train" with TenTen on the first try! This is definitely going in favorites!
Armchair Tengu chapter 2 . 6/21/2012
Okay, this was funny.

When I first saw mention of a secret lemon, I was sure it was going to be FemKyubi, and I was really interested to see how you'd try to do that, so I decided to try making unusual choices. It didn't work out too well.

My first time through, I stayed in bed and wound up in the hospital.

The second time through, I trained with Lee, went to the tower, spoke with Shikamaru and Temari, walked her to the gate, but didn't go outside with her. I got nothing.

The third time through, I went to Ichiraku's and tried to talk with Kiba, only to get chomped by Akamaru. So much for that.

I decided at this point that I was going to stop looking for the secret lemon. In fact, I'd be happy with ANY lemon.

The fourth time I trained with Tenten, asked her about Neji, and got pulverized. Man, this was killing me.

The fifth time, I talked with Iruka at Ichiraku's went with him back to the Academy, said hi to Konohamaru, and wound up passed out on the lawn, mutual loser of a sexy-no-jutsu marathon. That was just embarrassing.

On my sixth try I went to the tower after training with Lee, patted Tonton (I'm not that stupid) and accepted the first mission I was offered, only to get blown up for my trouble. WHAT. THE. HELL. I was starting to wonder if this story had any lemons at all, or if it was just an elaborate troll-fic.

On my seventh try, I went to the park. I got real excited when I saw the Hokage tree option; the First Hokage had specail powers over the tailed beasts, this must be where the secret FemKyubi lemon was. NOPE! CHUCK TESTA! I mean, Jiraya! (is there a difference?) I ran into a shop (I wasn't stupid enough to lead them to my home) I agreed with Ino, and made a fool of myself. Managed to get some, also managed to piss of a psychobitch. With my luck, not going to end well.

On my eighth try, I was getting pissed so I went back to the tower and kicked the pig. It ended predictably.

I decided to try it one more time. This time, I decided I was going to keep a low profile, and try to stay out of trouble. Forget about getting laid, I just wanted to make it home alive. So I talked with Iruka, went to the academy, and actually trained. I went for a walk, saw Kurenai, knew trouble when I saw it, and went home. Saw Sakura out the window. DEFINETLY knew trouble when I saw it, stayed home. At this point, I was totally cool with me, myself, and Gama-chan (not like THAT). Then who should I find but the only character who could reasonably be expected to get with Naruto on such short notice. And it was actually very nice. Thank you.
Hermes tonsils chapter 2 . 4/1/2012
Lol the bonus lemon XD
Nikkojin27 chapter 3 . 3/17/2012
Haha. That was fun. You should do one for either Neji or Lee. Or maybe Sakura. :/
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