|Reviews for Lord of HIS Ring|
| Moonlight chapter 1 . 3/31/2013
HAHAHAHA So FUNNY!
"My volatile, angry, rage-filled reeling hard on was, well . . . just that hard. So eager to make its escape, I felt it undoing my zipper."
| Luna chapter 1 . 7/24/2012
Oh God. This is FUCKING HILARIOUS!
| Person chapter 1 . 10/4/2011
Ok so I didn't read all of this because it was just too graphic for me but THAT WAS THE MOST HILARIOUS EDWARD BASHING FIC EVER! XD
| Noverael Parabatai chapter 1 . 2/13/2011
AGHHHH! My eyes-err mind's eye! Lmao, that was absolutely repulsively disgusting! Well, there was like a hint of hot underlaying the mucus and barnacles*shudder* but wow! LMAO! I loved it, but I still want to vomit, lmao. You two did a beautiful job with the writing, though, and it really was good! I nearly died on so many parts! It was so fucking hilarious, I mean, "LETS. WE. CUM. IN. YOUR. MOUTH. VAMPIREBITCHSES." and Butlins!, lmfao!
You two are seriously talented, (and have deeply disturbed minds, :P But awesome nonetheless) Anyway, I loved it, but excuse me while I go curl up in a corner and cry, :P
| erosian chapter 1 . 12/30/2010
LMAOROFL! i died from a mix of disgust and uncontrollable laughing... it was sooooooo hilarious, and horrifically disgusting... just lmao while vomiting...
| Prophetical chapter 1 . 10/7/2010
That was sooo disturbing :D
| Emibella chapter 1 . 8/11/2010
I actually read this for a second time :) jsyk, an adult beverage makes this even more awesome!
| Red Baron A.K.A. Crowley chapter 1 . 7/1/2010
You should have had him maul Edward at "What have i got in my pocket" And win. Because gollum is stronger than him. As it is, eh. Would have been better that way.
| Yasmina2005 chapter 1 . 6/18/2010
I finally read this. (le shame, I know) And while reading this I was so happy that English is not my first language! (or I'd have definitely vomited) Oh, and I loved that you mentioned a different forest here! We all know that strange, wtf things happen in that forest.
Oh, and just after reading this I fell asleep and had a very niiiice dream, in which I had a passionate romance with an attractive and enigmatic guy (I have no idea who he was). It was so realistic and vivid, I was so disappointed when I woke up! So thank you for that too. ;)
| cocomama101 chapter 1 . 6/10/2010
Erm... well that was different. Seriously, I saw the vid on ADF and nearly fell off my chair laughing. The writing is just awesome, but I just couldn't hack the barnacles and the musocal. I am but of a weak mind, and I'll admit I just couldn't finish it. But this is in no way a reflection on the writing-or maybe it is because you were able to conjure up such horrific images in my head. IDK.
Well I don't mean to cross-review but I have just found out you write Stolen Souls which I am following over on Twilighted and it is one of my favorites. So just wanted to say lovin' your work.
| AngiJ chapter 1 . 6/9/2010
Lets. We. Review. This. Vampirebitchses.
This is truly messed up, but a hillarious, sick and all out entertaining read. Sick, sick minds you two. Some party this must have been. I nearly peed my pants last night reading this :)
| kayhowzie chapter 1 . 6/8/2010
"I was used by a virginity-stealing whore, a barnacle-crusted, mucosal Adonis. Who, as it turned out, was just along for the ride." SO so good.
OH. MY. GOD. best fan fic ever? yes yes yes. I suddenly feel very proud to be in this fandom because that was EPIC, brilliant, and perfect. (and I may not be able to feel the same about Edward for a while.)
congrats on both disgusting me and impressing me. I have never had such mixed emotions about a story ever.
| Strae chapter 1 . 6/8/2010
OMG OMG OMG
This is pure literary genius!
I loved how Edward was salivating at the mere scent of Gollum... So utterly realistic, and you captured that beautifully.
AND YOU INCLUDED THE BIG FOOT BIG DICK THING! LMAO!
Such detail on the his hair, his spine and disfigured knees, his rotten fish-breath, his chest barnacles... it's enough to bring any woman or vampire to their knees. I'm in awe.
The barnacle scraper that is his tongue... The green pre-mucus and the jizz that sprays out like a fire hose for hours on end... HOT stuff, oh God, it's getting sooo steamy over here... The nomnomnom on Edward's peen makes me truly wish I was Gollum.
"I went flying into the stream and again that mouthwatering eel spurted and twitched around, spraying green mucosal goodness all over the place. It was raining. I tilted my head back and caught streams of his juice on my barnacle scraper."
OMG, YES PLEASE! Guh, now I'm all hot and bothered. I need to go take a cold shower now.
This was amazing, keep up the good work!
| baruka athena chapter 1 . 6/8/2010
Naya, you crack me up (and Pinballwizzard, you as well). You two have written a classic. How can I ever look at Eclipse without thinking about Golward? D I actually shuddered when they started having sex even though I had already read a preview on ADF. You grossed me out while I was laughing.
Sparkling like beautiful shards of glass, how do you think of that? I snorted out loud :). There's some many great lines in the story, I can't mention them all.
| WhoDatWTF chapter 1 . 6/7/2010
How could anyone hate this? It's the most epic thing I've ever read!
"I began to bob my head, sporadically humming Somewhere Over the Rainbow as I took in more of his seventeen-inch eel." 17 inches?
"...and I felt that succulent eel slither into me." BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Four hours later, when the spraying finally ceased..." LMAO
Okay, enough quoting. Good thing I waited until after work! I'm dying here! As if it wasn't bad enough already...the use of real lines from the movies...well I will never be able to watch them with a straight face again! (and trust me, I watch them a LOT)
You two are amazing...and hilarious beyond belief. Best story I've ever read, no doubt :D