OMG! I'm so feeling Bella praying to the coffee God!

Just FYI Prius weren't invented in '92

I really loved this story until the Volturi got involved. Now I find it kinda disappointing. Aro would likely never have done what he's doing to Bella to other vampires. He prefers to use the gifts of his guard to bind gifted vampires to him, or sway them so that it seems like their choice to join. He's power hungry, but you've made him into this whole other level of insanely evil that really isn't interesting to read. I also really don't understand why you put no warning at the beginning that Alistair would basically be an OC with the same name and slight friendship with Carlisle, because this isn't Alistair at all.

Your story is fantastically written. The only thing that bothers me is that your Alistair is actually an OC. His age and backstory is completely wrong, so I don't understand why you didn't just create an OC or stick with canon like you seem to have done for everything else up until the Cullens left Forks.

Loved this story

Love it

Hi! I don't even know if you're still active on this platform but I just wanted to let you know I love this story! read it multiple times but realised i've never left a review!

A wonderful story. I would love to hear from these two again.

Oh, she’s hilarious when stoned!

I’m starting to kinda like this cranky pirate.

Translucent skin would be positively revolting!

Fucktard! Quite hilarious.

Pirate! Interesting.

A picture with Carlisle!

Is the sequel posted? Second time reading this story and still enjoy!