Reviews for Mashed Cranberries
Hummingbird2 chapter 1 . 9/16/2011
Well, he asked for it! Funny, thanks.
Alan wannabe chapter 1 . 2/17/2011
I can tell Hawkeye, that after one sip any lady could tell that cranberry juice is not wine. The bitter, lip-puckering cranberry juice is barely tolerable except for people with cystitis. Even then she'll need to use the sweetened stuff to get it down without her lips puckering, and not to kiss! Very entertaining and original story! Ingenious casting!
Fawn Hickory chapter 1 . 7/8/2010
The people's Sgt chapter 1 . 6/15/2010
I got it! Daniel Pierce looks like the classic New England old man.
samanddianefan10 chapter 1 . 6/14/2010
OMG this was so funny. One of the funniest stories I have ever read. I love it. You are so creative
phaorah chapter 1 . 6/12/2010
Lol this was funny and really good had a feeling it was going to be the oceanspray commmercial. Good job!