Reviews for How to use Language
Erberus chapter 1 . 9/11/2013
poor naive little president...
Zevris chapter 1 . 9/22/2012
God this is a hot story, probably shouldn't have read it in the middle of the night, I just couldn't stop reading and go to sleep.
Hyperkaoru chapter 1 . 9/16/2012
Excellent work darling. Super hot smut!
Fynniona chapter 1 . 8/1/2012
This was a good read. i enjoyed it very much and the smut part was yummy too.
And the end...oh president. XD
RayenOfDeadStarsAndPlanets chapter 1 . 7/3/2012
Awesome! I love it!
Bai-Marionette chapter 1 . 3/10/2012
wat a dumbass president XD

NICE!
Rennasakura chapter 1 . 10/13/2011
how nice... Alfred, you are learning
soggypotatoes chapter 1 . 4/12/2011
Fufufufufufufufufu! This pairing is god! I swear! X)
Mizuni-no-neko chapter 1 . 12/12/2010
Just so you know...12 and a half inches is waaaaaay too big for a penis. Average size is about 6 inches, so Ivan has about 2 dicks. It's a goddamn foot, man. Bigger is not always better and sometimes it can get /too/ big. Not too big aesthetically, just plain old too big.

Otherwise, not a bad piece of work.
FifthDayOfMay chapter 1 . 11/16/2010
And thus ends the Cold War. XD Only Ivan would star a war to flirt. Well at least he got what he wanted right? Lol This made me laugh.
obvious things are obvious chapter 1 . 10/17/2010
good job on this! i love the way you've written it.
Kirisaki Hisoka chapter 1 . 10/2/2010
LMAO! What a poor president! XD i love this! Totally hot with an actually willing!america! Good job! XD
Lady Kitara chapter 1 . 9/11/2010
*nosebleed*

Please continue the good work XD
Lone Star Girl chapter 1 . 8/17/2010
I absolutely love the way Ivan talks, you have his charater down perfectly. xD And I love how the driver guy hardly reacts to Ivan whipping out his pipe. If he drives Russia around often, he's probably used to it, lol. (Or should we say kol?) Wow, Ivan, that's clever...underhanded, but clever. I can totally see Russia, after handcuffing Alfred to the bed, just sitting there calmly sipping tea. xD The poor president has no freaking idea...
Iatheia chapter 1 . 7/14/2010
...what's the point of writing in Russian if you are just going to butcher it? For example, the first sentence would be better read "тебе нравятся мои губы против твоих", but very few people would find half a mind to say it, even this way. The second one in no way in hell has a reference to the mine fields. Pretty much in every sentence you used plural "you" instead of singular. Incorrect words, improper sentence structure... It irks me.

And whatever is a roasted goat?
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