Reviews for The Master Spy
cosettekitty chapter 7 . 12/13/2024
Lol, I'm still cracking up. Firstly, it's totally understandable that after the way Snape "died", he would have a phobia of snakes. It's very Indiana Jones of him. Secondly, Snape OD's, and marvels over Hermione's ample breasts, lol. Thirdly, "next time we do that, toothpaste will be involved." Lastly, Snape is a car thief who drives like a bat out of hell. LMAO!
cosettekitty chapter 1 . 12/12/2024
OMG, lol, just read the first chapter. I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while. The kids screwing up the play, and Snape screaming "God's fuck!" as the snake heads toward him. I have tears streaming down my face I'm laughing so hard. I don't usually leave reviews, but wanted to thank you for making me laugh. Idk what you are doing currently, if you aren't out there somewhere writing, that's a shame.
Laughing Owl Owlery chapter 13 . 8/20/2024
I'm having an unbelievably delicious time rereading ALL your stories... It's been a loverly weekend :) Aside from all that, I really appreciate reading your well-thought-out and well-written words-it's SO wonderful not to restructure/rewrite sentences in my head as I read, deleting extra commas as I go... SO Wonderful 3 3 THANK you!
Javoher chapter 13 . 1/11/2024
Even though you wrote this over 10 years ago, and even though I’ve read it several times, this story never gets old. In fact this story about fear and bravery just gets deeper and deeper. It starts out with some silly fun poking at a secretly fearful Snape always having to relieve himself in the loo whenever anything gets slightly stressful, but that morphs into a serious health condition due to a learned response and permanent nerve damage from repeated Crucios. The opening scene where Hermione’s student play is a hilarious fiasco (I laughed until I cried) due to the student actors not noticing her directions, becomes a debilitating condition due to residue from overuse of a charm. And Narcissa Malfoy is too scared to leave her house for years - and then she does, taking out criminals and saving the day with critical information as a result.
Thank you for a good story and I hope you’re still writing somewhere.
Minerva394 chapter 4 . 12/20/2023
Every re-read of this is a balm on my soul. The last few weeks I wanted to dash to the loo quite often, to save people around me the spectacle of bashing my head in on a wall ... Thank you for this story!
Caramel4me chapter 13 . 10/16/2023
Another intriguing creation with a great HG/SS twist. Thank you!
Minerva394 chapter 7 . 8/6/2023
So lovely, thank you!
Minerva394 chapter 3 . 8/6/2023
I was hiking in the Peak District and thought of this story. What a wonderful way to pass the time until dinner, it still makes me smile!
Minerva394 chapter 1 . 8/6/2023
Still hilarious, thank you!
Guest chapter 13 . 6/2/2023
oh this is marvelous!
Diarrhoea Verborum chapter 13 . 4/30/2023
Well, what else can I say... It was funny, interesting, lively and funny again. As always, brilliant. :3
braye27 chapter 13 . 4/11/2023
Totally Fabulous!
Beth
braye27 chapter 3 . 4/10/2023
This cracked me up
iShe placed her fingers on his lips. "No, Severus. I see the truth now. You would hate me in the morning."

"Why wait until morning?" he muttered as she pushed out of his arms and started to gather her things from around the drawing room./i
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iGRANGER GRABBED!
Hogwarts' Professor Kidnapped!
Death Eaters Claim Responsibility!
"No one saw a thing," says Headmistress.
"Oh, shit!" he said to the walls. "Someone noticed her!" He crumpled the paper in his lap as the blood drained from his unshaven face. Death Eaters knew about Spinner's End. Everyone knew about Spinner's End. He jumped up and ran to the loo./i
OMG! This is because he removed the last bit of her glamor? Arrrgghhh!
braye27 chapter 1 . 4/9/2023
I love this opening chapter! Well done, Aurette... Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
Beth
Guest chapter 9 . 2/21/2023
10/10
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