I keep forgetting that harry has a team of pikachu

Maybe don't write cursing into your story if you're too much of an idiot to actually write them? Are you four? Mummy won't ground you, retard.

Um… unless they brought one of those deluxe size BIGGER minivan/cage like police cars, how the heck did the muggles even manage to get somebody as big and tall as Hagrid into a regular sized police car without him taking up EVERYBODYS space in that tiny little vehicle the cops usually drive around in. *lol* he’s bigger than the car with his tall body and long legs and everything else about his body that would make his ride miserabke. He shouldn’t even be able to bend over LOW enough to get through the car door.

...captain hydra made me twitch. fucking marvel.

Because the puffskeins sound like tribbles, could they BE tribbles? Evidently, if so, some idiot who was transporting a "controlled species" obviously didn't know of their unique biology, and appetite. Without its natural predator, they would multiple too fast. Did Star Trek (either TOS, TNG, or the cartoon) ever show evidence of what the predator may have looked like? Maybe, 'we' could find such an Earthly predator?

Could that be a new crossover story?

Sirius should already know what a 'lift' is. There is one used at both the Ministry and St Mungo's.

Lost interest ever since he went back to the x-mansion after dropping the piano on Quirrell’s head. Story became bad like realllllllly bad

I hate that I’m enjoying this story so much lol it’s so dumb but everything fits somehow

Nah Harry’s mutant ability had no right to be that funny. Bravo on that author

Wait, if Harry has been picked up by Arthur by this point shouldn't Charles know Hagrid is telling the truth?

I find myself returning to this story every now and then, just to relive the insanity and awesomeness (is that a word? Eh, whatever) that this story brings, lol.

This is an outstanding story, nearly every chapter had me in tears from laughing so hard. 10/10!

LOL

This fic is so hilarious; I can't stop laughing.

The timeline in this is all over the place. I know it's a crackfic, but c'mon!