|Reviews for Burn|
| Totenkinder Madchen chapter 1 . 6/30/2010
I laughed. My. Ass. Off. This is great! So many things to enjoy, and so many QUESTIONS.
For starters: Toyjevak, and his dismissal of Steen-Greer syndrome. Damn, I can see it already; probably a snotty little article with comments about "within the limited scope of research available to them" and "meaning no disrespect to Mr. Steen and Mr. Greer." Yes, DO send Storm Shadow to him. Sooner rather than later.
Also, "that ain't gumbo, man, that's industrial solvent" has to be one of the best lines I've yet read in a Joefic. It really sums up the situation, I think. Additional points for "I've had my head set on fire enough times," which is not only a huge condemnation coming from Snake-Eyes, but enough to have me choking on my cherry soda.
Thank you so much for the wonderful, wonderful story. :)
| Karama9 chapter 1 . 6/30/2010
Boys. That's all I can say. Boys. And I include Courtney in that. Thanks for that, a laugh is always nice!
| Quathis chapter 1 . 6/30/2010
Oh the hilarity of people trying to take in foods not fit for human consumption. Though I'm sure Snake and Storm could use that gumbo to great effect in an interrogation (they're not bound by the Geneva Conventions are they?). You know something's wrong when Snake Eyes is showing more sanity than the other Joes.
As an amateur chef myself, I can sympathize with Roadblock on what goes on in his kitchen. Though I wish I had the nose he does. Until next time.
| zenbon zakura chapter 1 . 6/30/2010
hahahahahahaahhahaahahahha lol ghost chillies! lol mini nuclear bombs int he form of cute red peppers! lol i gotta totaly make my big bro eat one just to see if he can take it!
| Frog1 chapter 1 . 6/30/2010
| katdemon1895 chapter 1 . 6/30/2010
when it comes to spicy foods i'm a wimp, just mentioning spicy in combination with food will make me reluctant to even smell it, though if i closed my eyes i could probably eat the octopus, gung ho cracks me up and thanks for the warning about the ghost peppers
now i'm curious if they could somehow get cobra and his men to eat gung ho's gumbo...
nice ficlet, very funny
| willwrite4fics chapter 1 . 6/30/2010
Hahahaha! SE's line was so classic! Loved it.. especially CoverGirl taunting Beach(of course). Also loved that Doc had the bottles lined up and waiting.
Must ask.. What's Sneeden-Greer syndrome?
Thanks for this, it was such fun!