|Reviews for Stigmata Tomato|
| hottinroof chapter 1 . 7/6/2010
I dig it so far! And I do adore self-deprecating Bella, especially when she uses copious amounts of cuss words. Can't wait for the next chapter!
| MssL chapter 1 . 7/5/2010
Good.. no Great, and classically BellaFlan. lol
| Hezpixie chapter 1 . 7/5/2010
LMAO. I love that we were all drinking while we were betaing, pre-reading and hand-holding. That's hysterical. Ah, gotta love us.
The changes you made means that everything was perfect. Really. You and your perfectness make me queasy. I want to be like you.
I'm so glad I'll have something new to obsess over now that BBS is almost over. :D
| ecxe chapter 1 . 7/5/2010
snarky. realistic. i like the inclusion of social media because they're used too much to not be a part of a story, imo.
| AsktheMagic8Ball chapter 1 . 7/5/2010
So...are you suggesting that we should be drinking or already in some state of incomprehension to read this? If so, that's cool, I'm there. You're stories are always so fresh and unexpected and completely entertaining. I lurve BBS and can't wait to see where you go with this since this chapter didn't really give anything away; it wasn't even a teaser of future interactions - that's how much I trust your writing. I'm skipping right past WTF? and going with it.
| JB-just-bella chapter 1 . 7/5/2010
Funny, strange & weird, BUT I don't have a headache like I do with BBS! Score! Lol
Thank you for the warning about Canadian spelling ;)
| KnoKnayme chapter 1 . 7/4/2010
awwww I like it!
| sophie921 chapter 1 . 7/4/2010
Okay, here's the review:
1. It was very good. I loved all of the humor, dark and angsty, just the way I liked it at all times.
2. It was bad - Bella is a very bad girl and needs to be punished. She does have a slight tendency towards pathetic, but I think that can be redeemed. I have not yet glimpsed what would make her a Darwin award winner, but will be on the lookout.
3. It was indifferent. Edward just ain't really sure about that whole Abercrombie debacle with his shirt nor about what that is on the toe of his shoe. Clarification of his ass might be in order.
| newbornvamp chapter 1 . 7/4/2010
OMG! I love this! So many lines in there, my favorite has to be... I'm one of those assholes they write about in chain emails. I'm a Darwin Award recipient. ... and the Fail Whale beached on her screen. Love it!
| SparkleSwan chapter 1 . 7/4/2010
I think this is great. I have a thing for mental Bellas I suppose. The talking in her head and to herself is classic! :) looking forward to more...
| Pegasus12654 chapter 1 . 7/4/2010
Ok this is starting to be really good, You got me interested I would love to read more...thanks
| Miss G Lovett chapter 1 . 7/4/2010
Good and strange..so amazing in so many ways..im officially a fanfiction addict now so i say update..or i WILL go mental..and all that stuff...
| DayAnnKnight chapter 1 . 7/4/2010
Flanny~ I think this is the beging to a beautifully written crack fic that will be stalked! A dildo in her carry on...Hehe I hope she would have at least remembered to take the batteries out! Buzz buzz big black! I really cant wait for the next Facebook update from this Bella! AWESOME~
| RachelxMichelle chapter 1 . 7/3/2010
Yeah that was some first impression. Lol.
I really loved this. Can't wait for more!
| NessieFY chapter 1 . 7/3/2010
How funny that a story starting with an attempted suicide made me laugh out loud! The Almost Coming and the shoe damage was a rip. I hope you keep with the story!