Reviews for The United States of Hetalia
Guest chapter 1 . 1/10
Delabird! XD This is priceless!
Guest chapter 7 . 7/8/2015
Great job! Really funny
Guest chapter 1 . 6/21/2015
At first I read 'let the conference of the stars begin!' As 'let the confederate states begin!' So I was confused and tried to figure it out for 5 minutes.
Silver Tarot chapter 3 . 5/26/2015
I agree with Alaska, Lady Gaga IS scary...
NotAmused chapter 9 . 12/4/2014
Why does everyone forget Kansas? We are still here, ya know.
Guest chapter 4 . 11/30/2014
"How about my Lions, Ohio? I bet you can't remember that last time they were 8-4!"

*all hell breaks loose*

"MICHIGAN JUST BRAGGED ABOUT THE DETROIT LIONS! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!" "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" "I'm scared, daddy..."

"How about them Pistons, then?"

*Michigan throws a wrench at Ohio and everything goes back to normal*

"Vhy vhere mein dogs and Greece's cats cuddling vith each other?"
PrincessFireBug chapter 2 . 11/2/2014
DO NOT INSULT THE PACKERS! Other than that good story so far!
PFB
CasperxDaisyxRa chapter 1 . 9/13/2014
OMG SOMEONE FINALLY MENTION LOUISIANA You are my favorite person for life.
Guest chapter 2 . 7/2/2014
where is Florida
RamenBaka chapter 1 . 1/8/2014
please don't send us back to Mexico.. :(
PrincessOfSharpiePens chapter 9 . 12/22/2013
America's reaction
Yuki F. Karasu chapter 9 . 10/31/2013
Veeeee can't wait for moe!
Guest chapter 7 . 8/25/2013
Oh Nevada..
Brookewyrm the Strangeling chapter 8 . 7/20/2013
Hm... maybe one of the Northern Territories, like NWT or Nunavut or Yukon is her brother?
Great story!
Guest chapter 3 . 7/7/2013
The following are words that scare the holy hell out of certain States, and are presented by the States themselves.

Texas: Sandy.
*New Jersey screams like a little girl, then screams "HOOK!", which causes Connecticut to cry incessantly*

This is a reference to Hurricane Sandy and the Sandy Hook massacre.

Montana: The next word is Columbine, as in the flower some idiot Masshole gave Connecticut IN FRONT OF COLORADO...

*Connecticut smiles, but Colorado shrieks in horror*

Mass: ALLAHU AKBAR!

*New York shivers and grabs a baseball bat* Let me at those Arabic assholes!

Alabama: Hey, Georgia, what's Oregon's name?

Georgia: Katrina. *Louisiana screams* What would a second version of Spain's largest city be called?

Alabama: New Madrid. *Missouri collapses in fear*

Indiana: Where did Danica Patrick win the first IndyCar race won by a woman, Michigan?

Michigan: That isn't fair, Indy. Don't make fun of Hawaii with a car joke! Anyway, it was in Japan.

*Hawaii smiles weakly at Michigan and swats Indiana with a pineapple*
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