Reviews for Beware of the Vogonese Poets
truthsetfree chapter 1 . 9/30/2012
"Their meter is worse than a filker's."
HA! Nice.

I get that you were keeping the rhythm going with "pos'tive," but I for one, as a reader, would forgive you if you included the "i."

This was a cool idea. You carried it off well.
Mostly Harmless XLII chapter 1 . 2/12/2011
It's so bad, it's good. I must applaud this terrible piece of poetry.
the sadow of reflection chapter 1 . 10/8/2010
coooolio
Simple Fics chapter 1 . 9/16/2010
Fantastic! Lovely! Truly, a work of great magnificence. I especially loved the last line - if I wasn't in a library, I would have laughed out loud for real.
Super Tinfoil Man Part 2 chapter 1 . 8/28/2010
I shed a tear then stood up clapping.
GallifreyenCultOfSkaro chapter 1 . 8/25/2010
Vogon poets offer proof pos'tive

That some books it's okay to burn

Well Done!

absolutly luved it!

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:D:D:D
Kamai6 chapter 1 . 8/12/2010
That is GREAT!

Kamai6
sfulton229 chapter 1 . 7/10/2010
Very cute poem and great warning for sure. I'll be avoiding Vogonese poetry for sure! Thanks for posting this.
LADYMALLARD chapter 1 . 7/9/2010
I don't know about these Vogons you see, or how really bad their poems might be. I laughed as I read about their poetic ways, how bad they are with the turn of a phrase. I'm sure to listen to these Vogon rhyme, would surely be a big waste of time. But your poem about how bad the are, will get my vote and a big Gold Star! Truely another fun read, and it was a great job indeed! Till next time...