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absolute cinema, me and my friends took turns reading but the we started having gay sex! we are now in a 11 way gay sex orgy

1-3 was peak and 4-7 was flaccid

absolute cinema would read again

this was a amazing group read, we all took turns as different characters of the story, but then it got STEAMY! god! i cant help but get hard thinking about the story and my friends as the characters, we are getting married in a 6 way polyamourous relationship! thank you!

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PUTA SHPRESA

Un jam shum i lumtur me kete tekst. Muncisht konkluzion me qit te fundi perdori template. Ndihem shum turgi

This is absolutely horrific! You terrible bastards! Take this down immedietly. I don't care that it's lasted for 15 years! You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Serious question, is this satire? If not, this is a gem of internet thank you for your time writing this may you seek God and meet him in the afterlife so your fantasies can come true.

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Im gonna touch you skibidi (the review (WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS)

Hi I adapted your story, I hope that's ok :

In the year 2025 in the halls of the White House an American soldier was running to an office. when he reached the door he dropkicked it open. "Mr. President! The Canadians are inside Washington!"
Donald Trump, king of Neo-USA, looked up from his volksdesk rapidly. "My God in Elon! I must escape!" Quickly he ran to his secret underground laboratory. Scientists were running around and conducting scientific experiments. "Active the time machine!" shouted Trump. Trump could hear Canadians shouting in the tunnel behind him, murdering innocent American scientists and soldiers to satiate their blood lust.
"But Mr President, the temporal coordinates are not set! You could be sent ANYWHERE!"
"It is irrelevant, fool! I must survive so that MAGA can continue!" The thoroughly chastised scientist activated the time machine, and Trump was thrown through time - to 29AD! When Trump stepped through the portal he saw a beautiful man with blue eyes and a long beard.
"Greetings, my son," he said. Trump looked around.
"Where am I?"
"In Israel, my son. Come, have lunch with me. My name is Jesus Christ." Trump was instantly amazed. He had been a devout Christian all his life and he was honored to eat dinner with Jesus.
During lunch Trump explained the tenets of MAGA to the Messiah. To his delight, Jesus loved it! Within an hour Jesus was won over to MAGA. Trump felt joy in his heart.
MAGA would live again!
While they were talking Trump found himself checking out Jesus' tight bod. If he wasn't President of USA... But he wasn't President anymore, was he? That night when Trump and Jesus were in bed together Trump said "Jesus, what do you think of... love between men?"
"What do you mean, Trump?" Jesus asked. Trump took a deep breath. He would have to be bold.
"This is what I mean." He leaned over and started Frenching with the Lord. At the same time he reached down and started tugging on his already turgid member (Christ slept in the buff). Jesus broke off the kiss.
"Trump I - I don't know if I can do this. It feels so good, so right, but I'm afraid. I've never been with another man before.
"I've never been with a man, either, Jesus. I'm scared, just like you are, but we can't let our fears rule us! I love you, Jesus. Do you love me?" Trump's eyes had tears in them.
Jesus smiled. "Yes, Trump. I love you." They embraced. Again, they kissed passionately. Trump continued to jerk Christ off. When he began to tense up Trump lowered his head to Christ's stiff member and caught Christ's sticky seed in his mouth. There was an incredible amount of it and it splashed everywhere. When Trump rose up again Jesus locked lips with him. He could taste his own salty semen in Trump's mouth, and he didn't care. Jesus was happy for the first time in his life.

a true piece of art

This chapter was riveting. I was totally engaged by every word and the description was intense and tear jerking. The line "Hitler continued to jerk Christ off" was heartfelt and emotional. All together, this chapter is the greatest gift to mankind since the bible.