Reviews for Who's The Daddy?
TigerPhoenixWolves chapter 3 . 6/23
very well written story if u think dotm was bad u should see movie 4 thats needs to be bash ratchet hidding on a cruised ship and is hunted down and killed by humans optimus fighting with the dinobots which made him look like a minibot that could crushed him
Guest chapter 3 . 6/23
lmao funny enught they are sopposed to be super advance and very intelligent robots truth of the matter is just not seeing it on the movie bay made them very stupid and gillible beilived anything they are told and can be out smarted by humans take movie 4 for instant hunted down and killed by humans and what with the space shutter doesnt make sinced if they came to earth as metoers why they cant leave same way and how is optimus flying into space
SashaPayne56 chapter 3 . 3/12/2013
OH MY PRIMUS! that was hilariouis i think i almost put my self in coma by laughing so much!
CosmicEssence chapter 3 . 3/8/2012
this was crazy and got crazier :)
Dragons redemption chapter 3 . 2/4/2012
oh my god i laughed so hard that my brother said he wanted to gag me, BWHAHAHAHAhAA loved the insanity :D
Darkraimare chapter 3 . 8/21/2011
X'D THIS STORY IS BAD ASS! X'D *fan girl squeal* I just LOVE Sam's reaction at the end, and I thought the same thing, when I saw Soundwave in ROTF rape the satellite... (:O Des-avu)
Darkraimare chapter 2 . 8/4/2011
:O only if there was another chapter then we would see what happens to Sam's sanity when he has to talk to the Autobots again! :D and the story was too funny! X'D
Dulcamara chapter 3 . 7/9/2011
i have never laughed so hard in my life XD poor sam ;D
Clumsy Peg chapter 1 . 6/8/2011
MEGA Review #1 of 15.

""Did you hear me?" Curly-bonce asked disapprovingly, his eye-jarring green suit violating Sam's eyes and causing possibly irreparable damage."

LULZ. I've had some pretty bad teachers, but thankfully none quite like this guy.

OMG RAAGGEE. RAGE against the evil teachers that do so. I doodled in class all the time D:

Never talented enough to doodle Oppy, though.

Perhaps STAAM has some talent after all.

Besides, you know, twitching crazily.

"He just failed at keeping things a secret."

He fails at most things, actually.

Its a wonder the Autobots keep him around.

Perhaps he's their version of Starscream!

Both sides need failures, you see.

HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF MOJO. D:

And MIKE; some friend she is. USING him for knowledge about the Autobots. Not caring about him enough even after the many near-death experiences!

(I would rage more, but I'm actually more raging at Megan Fox as Mikaela than Mikaela herself.)

""No, Woltwookie: the bell is a signal for me to end the lesson," Curly-bonce snapped, irritated."

OOhh, I HATE teachers who say that. The bell rings for a REASON. We have classes to get to in a very short amount of time! And then when we're late to our next class the other teacher doesn't care and says "The bell signals the start of the lesson!"

THEN IT SHOULD SIGNAL THE END OF IT AS WELL DAMNIT.

...

Okay.

Maybe I should calm down a bit.

Well, at least she's nice enough to let him copy her paper.

Though I did that all the time in high school xD

"His cell vibrated suddenly with a warning cry of "It's over nine-thousaaaaaaand!". He checked it; a text."

I approve of this ringtone.

Vegeta does too. (Well, not really. He gets mocked for this line contiuously.)

But Prowlie definitely approves, so Veggie's disapproval does not matter.

LULZ. Bumblemeister.

Didn't Sunny call him that in THFP?

Or was that Sides?

With the epic hand gesture.

...

I digress.

"And the roof exploded.

No poetic way to put it, really; it just sort of crashed down."

Explosions are poetic in and of themselves.

Just ask Bay. He'll tell you.

AHA! There is the boy.

For he is always the boy.

Never Sam. Or "The Man."

But the boy.

...

Always.

""You humansss will allllll diiiiiiie," the Fallen intoned darkly."

Nice greeting, firey-dude.

Great way to make friends.

"The Fallen was smouldering in the background."

Because that's what The Fallen does.

He smoulders.

Makes some threats.

Looks kinda creepy.

Daydreams about killing things.

Looks anorexic.

And sometimes jabs around with his pointy staff thing.

So.

Why did Megatron kidnap a twitchy human teenager to do this?

Why not some super intelligent biologist with several Doctorates?

But who am I to question Megatron.

He is MEGATRON!

Those who question him DIE!

Slowly. And painfully.

After some delicate work, of course.

LULZ. Sam, you've gotten yourself into a situation now.

Its kinda creepy to watch The Fallen and Megatron argue over hatchlings, not gonna lie. :P
alaska-young chapter 3 . 1/18/2011
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SOOOOO HARD! I LOVE IT! IT"S SOOO CRACK INDUCED AND I LOOOVE IT!
MissMary chapter 3 . 1/9/2011
Thank you, I desperately needed that laugh.
Lightningfall chapter 3 . 12/23/2010
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *Dies*
Supergirlprime chapter 2 . 12/16/2010
you fragged my seeker? epic
Sailor Pandabear chapter 3 . 12/4/2010
lol
Cornmaize122 chapter 3 . 12/4/2010
i just got around to reading my story alerts, and when I read this, I laughed so loud my mom woke up in the other room.

while this chapter was somewhat revealing(not to mention disturbing) and hilarious, I am sad that it is over. I should try to start reading these when no ones in the house. that way i can laugh out loud and not stuff my face in a pillow.
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