Reviews for Spontaneous Combustion
GeezerWench chapter 1 . 5/4/2012
Yes! Story time with Uncle Emmett!

LOL
viltsuuh chapter 1 . 1/6/2011
LOL! A very educational piece. Loved it!
roon0 chapter 1 . 10/21/2010
I always knew Edward could be hot stuff. Talk about "up in smoke". Loved this, I thought is was really funny. Emmett's a scream. Thanks for sharing.
smexy4smarties chapter 1 . 9/6/2010
Bahaha, that was so mean! I was expecting the sexing, woman! (Although, when I saw it was for Monika I should have known it wouldn't be that straight forward).

Em is such a perv, but at least in a way I like. ;)
mylittlebakersdozen chapter 1 . 7/23/2010
hahahahaha! i loved this! i could totally see emmett sitting with his elbows on his knees, gesturing away. and the asides to rose - brilliant!

what a terrific bday present! this was so much fun to read! thanks for sharing!
submesexi chapter 1 . 7/23/2010
hahah its so cute Only you can prevent sexually-inspired spontaneous combustion Emmett hit the nail on the head
Kobalt Kompanion chapter 1 . 7/22/2010
Bwahahahahahahaa!
Lulu M chapter 1 . 7/22/2010
Holy Smokes! Hahahahaha! Maybe literally? That was fricken awesome luvvy! How did I ever make it through my life without you? Thanks so much!