Reviews for Hogwarts Records
Guest chapter 1 . 11/13/2015
Shortest Time of a Relationship: Anna Turets of Ravenclaw and Daniel Sanders of Hufflepuff. Lasted for two days. At the end of the second day, Daniel called Anna a “Mudblood” and Anna retaliated by punching him in the nose.
Guest chapter 1 . 11/12/2015
Longest Teeth grown by hex without removal: June 16th 1973: cast by Owen Santninches under high pressure for O.W.L.s and set on Juliet Eyeri who was a first year when she came in with a babbling curse set by a Slytherin 6th year. Her teeth grew to 3 feet long.
Guest chapter 1 . 11/11/2015
Most Pumpkin Juice drank in 1 minute; February 19th 1943; Set by Alma Jefferson (fifth year) she drank 56 cups
jack chapter 1 . 6/14/2013
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ananzaa chapter 1 . 1/26/2012
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In The Mix chapter 1 . 11/1/2011
More please! Very funny stuff.
EPJ III chapter 1 . 12/26/2010
Nice story, but longest amount of time in the hospital wing in one go should be the first person petrified by the basilisk in Harry's second year.
Aviari Landly chapter 1 . 7/28/2010
This is really good. I find it funny that Severus gave the twins detentions as soon as they were out of the carriage. Here's some other records you can use:

Most books read in seven years- 2,094, by Hermione Granger. She beat out the previous record holder by 37.

Most times late to class- 381, by Daniel Smith. He was such a heavy sleeper that he would only wake up when hungry.

Please write more stories!