Fat chance, homeboy.
Omg! I love her. I love that they're bbqing in bikinis and luring the perverted men over. Just awesome.

Ahahahaha! The cops are involved. This is so great. And I love jasper for this: "And you think non-stop hijinks is the answer," Jasper teased.

They are idiots. I love it.

She drugged him? Omg! That is awful. And inappropriately funny. But I like it!

This line for the win! Ms. Priss was about to meet Edward Cullen, Junior High edition.

Poor Bella. And poor Edward's tanned cheeks. Will they ever call a truce?

Aha! I found it! Had to go through 200 chapters to find this baby! And he's just as adorable the second time around. Yay!

Okay, just finished your Embrace storyline . . . somehow, I missed it . . . I think I missed this whole lot . . . anyways . . . this was absolutely adorable! Loved the pranks and especially the proposal. You are wonderful! Thanks to the woman who requested to re-read this on Facebook or I would not have come across it at all. Christy xo

Great come back ladies. Lol. This story is very entertaining & funny.

Ahhh..what a romantic gesture...you truly have a way with words and grand ideas. I melted into goo allover again.

I loved it and the excitement for almost/could have been caught...that makes it better.

Yeah Edward no car for the first time together...

Edward cracks me up!

I so love them...

I would take that as a yes, it was more than okay...